Thread 150569524

IN THE NEWS:
Rankings released, no one cares
Brady confirmed goat, bellibum shamed forever in perpetuity
shitagain insider accused of leaking whatever the fuck who cares to blowhio shart for money, surprising no one
school started
Another huge day for college football

FUTURE NEWS AND PREDICTIONS:
Boring games
Degenerate gamblers kill themselves
Auburn confirmed the not-so-best college football team
Exciting games
Another huge day for college football

OLD AND BUSTED
>>150553404
>>150553404
>>150553404

Auburn gay

Go big red. My huskers finna be 2-0. They make me so happy.

My Covid symptoms aren’t going away bros what should I do

>>150569524 (OP)
>rhythmic slapping sounds

i have reached the conclusion that my longhorns are not going to be okay. The offensive line sucks and plays lazy as fucking shit and the running backs also are just straight up slow as fuck and cannot break a single tackle ever.

The defense is elite as fuck and they are once again betrayed by the offense that our "offensive genius" head coach has put together.

We will still beat the shit out of oklahoma though at least

Nebraska will cob all of you

Arch will rise again

>>150569734
not with that Mahomo cosplayer

>>150569757
Arch really is not the problem. He was nervous and confused as any new QB would be going up to ohio state for his first big time start.

There is a clear formula for beating texas going forward which is to sit in a light box. Don't let arch throw it deep, and dare texas to run the ball. Then tighten things up in the red zone. Wallah they cannot score. It has been like this for years.

Roll Tide

>>150569798
>Wallah

B1G Champs

>>150569798
>mfw they've been goal line stand-ed 3 times in their last 2 games

i know that's been kind of ohio state's thing against everyone recently but it's a pretty good microcosm of texas's problem

Michigan was LITERALLY the victim of hacking crimes from someone being paid by Ohio State, and people are still treating them like the villains in this story.
I can't wait for the FULL story to be revealed and prove that Michigan was really the victim all along.

nobody asked or cares

shit thread

Nebraska hasn't had an organic sellout in over a decade. Real programs don't have to have boosters buy up unsold tickets.

>>150569890
They also gained a lot more yards offensively than jawja in the SEC championship last year but lost the game.

At some point its not a fluke that you out gained your opponent and still lost the game. Take away the big plays and texas cant score.

College football fucking blows. I can barely watch my alma mater play and they're a top 10 team. What a joke.

People are overreacting hard to the Belichick debut. TCU will be the hardest game they have all year and UNC had 70 new players. Bill will watch the tape and they’ll be a totally different team by week 5 or so. Cap this because I’m right.

Arch didn't look first-start bad. He looked completely incompetent. Horrible mechanics.

>>150570245
If I didn't watch him have great mechanics against shit-state last year I would think this was the case going off that game too

>>150570245
He played against arguably the most elite defense in college football right now you fucking retard. And on the road, at one of the most daunting environments in college football. His biggest game before this was like Mizzou or some shit.

>>150570330
Doesn't explain why he couldn't throw the ball properly to wide-open receivers. It looked weird.

>>150570330
brother he's throwing the football like he's trying to skip a rock.

GOLDY

>>150570418
lol

It's he inured? Throws like something wrong with his shoulder or back

Fuck off

>>150570418
Heavens to Betsy

>>150570452
If he's throwing side arm because of an injury, it's not his shoulder or back. Side arming a ball like that will engage more shoulder and back muscles than if you just threw it normally. I suppose a shoulder joint injury might make side arming it make sense but that seems unlikely.

For me, it's the Youngstown State Penguins

I’m buying all Arch stock. If you goons want to dump your shares because the media hypes up a kid for viewership and he doesn’t put up Timmy Chang numbers, go ahead, I’ll take them off your hands.

>>150570631
Eat shit Arch you suck. If your last name wasn’t “Manning” you’d be playing for ULM

>>150568952
That's why I always make the Big XII the original 12 Members in my CFB dynasty runs, because it was objectively good

>the Dykelones
>Nebrasker
>Kansass
>Kansass State
>Shizzou
>Chokelahomo
>Chokie Lite
>Coloraduh
>Texass
>AssToMouth
>Gaylor
>Texass Tech

If I had to add in four more I'd do
>TCU
>Smoo the Reddit Logo
>Hog Tuah
>Tulane

>>150569713

Arrey bhai, listen one time. We are coming to Austin, we are taking all your tech jobs, building company, coding day and night, and still on Saturday we are wearing burnt orange with pride. Maybe next we should take over all the seats in the stadium also, because at least our positive outlook is lifting the team, not pulling them down like your crying voice.

You are whining, whining, whining… chup kar yaar! Team doesn’t need your negative besharam talk. You think Sark and the boys want to hear nalayak fan like you? No. They want the roar, the energy. That’s why I go all the way to Columbus, sitting in that horseshoe stadium surrounded by Buckeye, still shouting like lion. Where you?

If I can handle enemy fans, and still believe, why you cannot believe sitting cozy in Austin? If you cannot, then better you go sit with Aggies or Sooners. Let us real fans, Indians, hotel owners, tech workers fill the stadium. We will make sure Longhorn spirit stays strong, not weak like your aukat thinking.

Friends, I sorry for delay in posting. I was apprehended for hate shitting on Columbus roads after game. Now just getting back to Austin. Thank Ganesha my cousin, Patel Patel Burmahdased Patel Ravoush Ravoush Patel Esq. is criminal advocate in Ohio.

Hook Em Horn,

Raghunath Venkatachalam Subramaniam Prasadnarayanamurthy Ramswammy Patel
Owner 3 Hotels
Owner 2 Gas Station
Owner 3 Subways

>>150569524 (OP)
How do you let Jerry Sandusky do that to you without fucking killing him when you're older?

Coincidentally, Bill Belichick was 41 when Jordon Hudson was 7

>>150570922
No one thinks the big 12 was ever good except the left behinds
>lmao air raid
>lmao le pirate is so based zomg
>lmao muh souf division wins
It was a stupid conference. Glad it’s dead and I don’t mind Nebraska being a free win every year.

>>150571021
Judging from the plea deals for administrators, stupidly large amounts of money from boosters.

This man is coming straight for that Heisman trophy this season.

>>150570768
Them boys down there at clempus ain't quite right

>>150571007
What is this shit lol I just looked it up and the indian population in Austin is 2.7% which is hardly high enough for this forced meme to make any sense. Athens Georgia for example is 2.4%. Every large city in america is in this ballpark for pajeets

>>150570418
That wasn't even arch's fault

>>150569817
More like Roll Pride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJuFEaAat8o

>>150571062
Counterpoint: the years that Baylor is good and wins the conference are always soulful.

>>150569798
>Arch really is not the problem
I'm not going to throw a young kid in his first real start under the bus, but he was a problem. At least in that game. He was missing open guys and was off target. I assume he'll improve and he isn't their biggest issue.

>>150569986
Yeah they definitely weren't sold out here

>>150571341
So never. Conference wins after realignment are illegitimate and they won the SWC only once in the 1920s (had to look it up)

>>150571394
They won in the 70s and that one year everyone had sanctions out the ass. You’re thinking of taco, who never won the SWC.

Do you think the stations are testing the point of diminishing returns on college football broadcasts. Pushing viewers to the brink on commercials to see where they break. It’s so fucking exhausting watching a game on abc, fox or any of the espns.

>>150571062
Late 00s Big 12 was pretty damn fun

>>150571034
Based

>>150571491
I believe it's more that stations and networks know that live sports broadcasts are the last guaranteed money maker for advertiser dollars
who under the age of 30 watches TV with any regularity anymore, let alone a weekly serial production
>pic rel

>>150571381
cope and seethe all you want, boosters buying out the unsold tickets for games is a documented practice

>>150571788
You're the one seething since you brought that up out of nowhere
>Nebraska hasn't had an organic sellout in over a decade
Means they haven't sold out a game since 2015. That's verifiably horseshit. I challenge you to find a game with empty seats in the first quarter. Let alone proving EVERY game wasn't sold out.

Auburn has a better record than Bama.

>>150571808
>I challenge you to find a game with empty seats in the first quarter.
Every single game in the 2020 season.

Tell me this wouldn’t be the most heated conference.

>>150571062
I just think regional conferences are good anon

That's why I like the old BIG EAST

>>150572069
Its a shame mizzou and the big 12 schools don't play the big 10 schools more often. Maybe after the US falls apart ww3 and resegregation occurs. We might have to get the dakota schools in there too.

>>150571808
Local corporate types buy out huge chunks of tickets and give them away. It’s a bit disingenuous.

>>150571491
You’re thinking about this as a fan of the sport. Media kikes literally do not care about the long-term health of the sport: They are programmed to extract the maximum amount of revenue over the shortest period of time possible. Once the well is dry they will simply move on to another venture and do the same thing.

>have two more questions to do for homework
>can't be bothered
This semester is gonna be awesome.

>>150571229
You're not looking at his mechanics. He throws like a spaz. If he doesn't fix that immediately, there is no way he is getting drafted.

>>150572701
Not your journal cunt

>>150572861
Thanks for reading it lmao

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>150571062
It was good for keeping the conferences in parity. We had 6 different conferences win the BCS from 1999-2004. All was well. Texas and Oklahoma leaving fucked that up.

There's part of me that just kind of feels bad for Texas Tech. There's nothing to fucking do out there in Lubbock and everyone knows it. My sister was offered a completely free ride to their medical school just because they're desperate for qualified applicants, in everything, which they can't get, because nobody wants to go to fucking Lubbock, because there's nothing to do. No wonder they have their very own STD. The whole setup is just kind of sad.

>>150572701
>tfw 1 page double spaced paper due next monday but can't stop shitposting about college football

>>150572936
I don’t think it matters that there’s nothing to do in Lubbock. It’s fucking college. There are like 40,000 people your age around. You can’t tell me there isn’t always a bar to be at.

The problem is there’s nothing to do AROUND Lubbock. For most colleges you can drive and be at a beach or a major city or a vacation spot within a few hours. But Lubbock is just in the middle of nowhere.

>>150572976
It's the shittiest college setup in Texas. Texas itself is in Austin. SMU is in Dallas. TCU is in Fort Worth. Baylor is in Waco, which is less than two hours' drive from both Austin and Dallas, AND Waco's not as boring as it used to be. Houston is in Houston, Trinity is in San Antonio. Rice is in Houston, too.

Meanwhile Tech is in Lubbock.

>>150572996
Oh, yeah, and A&M is in College Station, which isn't a bad town and is also less than two hours from Houston.

>they used to have college football because they would pay players and pimp out their southern belles to tyrone to fuck but now NIL happened and they're getting gaped by the fucking midwest and coastals
this is nuts

>>150572996
Waco sucks dick, though. Even Collie Station is better.

>>150572936
>>150572976
>>150572996
>>150573143
Homosexuals.

>>150573286
Waco does suck. Blow me.

>>150572996
I would take lubbock over pooston every time
Less students are going to college as a % and the newest gen is tiny due partly in fact from the college debt ball and chain millennials had

>>150571121
that's a microaggression

>>150573343
Maybe it does, but yapping about how places have nothing to do is female behavior. You all are gay.

coach primate

>>150571657
Weird randomly seeing one of my posts from almost two years ago. Maybe a sign that I need to get a life.

>>150571811
DeBoer has lost to more unranked opponents than Harsin had at the same point in his time at Auburn. Husky Harsin indeed.

>>150574568
>college gameday exaggerate numbers
I wonder how many people actually watched it because it was Corso last appearence

>>150574568
they're just going to keeping announcing Corso's unretirement and reretirement to keep those numbers up

What happens if Bama loses to UL Monroe?

>>150575529
Tuscaloosa turns into a smoking crater

Clempusissies, can we turn things around after another disappointing opener?

How do Texas fans feel about their team not being able to score from the 1 yard line against Ohio State?

>>150575834
Again.
Not being able to score from the 1 yard line against Ohio State again.

>>150575834
>>150575979
it's not just about ohio state, and ohio state is arguably the worst example to use because their goal-line defense has been superb the last couple seasons
it's that texas was in the 100s in red zone efficiency last year and showed nothing to change that. 2 red zone trips on saturday, zero points. inexcusable for a HC/QB pairing heralded as the second coming of Meyer/Tebow

>>150573706
Boohoo, cry more.

>>150571007
good to have you back saar

>>150575020
>>150575512
My point was about the viewership numbers for the games but since the graphic lead with the Gameday numbers, I should have been specific.

>>150575529
It's not like it hasn't happened before.

>>150576319
that was back
>when Alabama was still reeling from the Three Mikes
>before we knew what Saban was truly capable of
>when Alabama didn't have shit for talent on their team
DeBoer took over a team that, while a step behind Saban's best, should still be well capable of competing at the highest levels and yet he's been made to look like a clown against mediocre teams and the Gus Bus.

>>150576363
sorry and one more point: Alabama FANS have come to expect a lot more from the team. this is literally the worst Bama has been in some fans' lifetimes.
they're gonna Nebraska themselves so hard and I'm gonna enjoy it.

currently on the toilet taking a massive alabama football

>>150571007
Pajeet UT poster is my favorite poster on this general. He has redeemed my heart.

>>150569932
Michigan shitposting aside I am surprised this isn't a bigger story

>>150571491
All corporations are constantly pushing the boundaries to figure out how much bullshit consumers will put up with before they stop consooming

Just got back from my 3 day vacation. Did Caleb Deboner get fired yet?

>>150576565
well because if the story is true, it's outside the scope of the NCAA since it's firmly in criminal territory.
as to the Michigan wishcasting that "student-athlete 1" is Joey Velazquez, AND he lied to the NCAA, AND he was therefore an ineligible player, THUS Ohio State needs to vacate every game he appeared in (all of them last year, as a ST player) including the natty game...the story collapses in multiple ways when you pull that thread, and I strongly doubt Ohio State would prove any less a hard target than Michigan, especially since vacating a natty would actually be in the cards this time

As a redskin injun (swamp nog, not plains nigger), I am irritated by these foreigners taking >our word.

>>150572069
>every game is now a farm classic
too based for the current meta

>>150572551
>I challenge you to find a game with empty seats in the first quarter
I'll take your lack of evidence as admitting defeat.
>Local corporate types buy out huge chunks of tickets and give them away.
Which people use and show up to the game. If I go to a game with my dad using season tickets from a family friend, doesn't that not count as me attending? We didn't pay for them.
>disingenuous
So you went from the stadium isn't even full to it's misleading because the attendees didn't pay. Nice goalposts faggot.

>>150576319
>we didn't know it, but that billboard heralded one of the best eras of college football we'll ever see

>>150576621
HTTR

>>150576609
Joey V sounds like a certified bitch. I really hope they bring criminal charges.

>>150576374
They won't fall off as hard as Nebraska. Alabama still has tons of blue chip recruits within driving distance of campus, which the Sneedskers will never have. They will also have a Saban buff for another 5 years or so as the most dominant program recruits knew of during their formative years. Whenever anyone tries to say "X is the next Nebraska" it doesn't really apply to anyone else since other programs that might fall off that hard are all in much better recruiting areas. Oklahoma is the closest exception but they will always have DFW recruiting in their backyard.

>>150576795
I don’t understand zoomer abbreviations, you’ll have to write that out.

>>150577363
nigga it's "Hail to the Redskins".
way to out YOURSELF, zoomie

>>150569713
Playing you guys the past two games has felt exactly like how its been playing Penn State recently. The games are 'close' but I don't think I felt nervous at any point

>>150577383
Fuck the shitskins. Hope they get Lou Gehrig’s Disease and die on the field.

>>150576867
NIL is the huge wildcard in all of this. No idea how that will end up working out.

>>150569932
>boo hoo hoo our cheating got revealed in an illegal manner
What if you tried not cheating in the first place?

>>150577487
>half of the logos got objectively worse
Shit opinion.

>>150575979
i remember when they have almost jobbed against ASU

>>150575979
>that webm

that entire sequence was so embarrassing, they literally had like 7 chances bc OSU committed DPI twice and they STILL couldn't fucking score

>>150577540
>disdain_for_plebs.jpg
man that game was so good

>>150577487
NIL matters but so does location. Oregon has to spend more to pull 4-5* recruits out of the Southeast than Alabama and Georgia have to spend to keep those kids local. There are also recruits who want to stay close to home above all else, which favors programs in fertile recruiting territories.

>>150577580
Oregon has to pay more primarily because they have a reputation of having Nike money, so everyone thinks they’re gonna be doing Nike commercials for big money. When that’s not on the table, they get pissed because they think they’re being low-balled.

>>150577599
Apparently some Big 10 Nike schools aren't happy with Nike. Adidas is supposedly throwing a ton of money at Penn State to get them to switch.

>>150577717
Nike’s overall performance is not that great and you can argue they’ve been running on brand recognition for decades. They’ve been lowballing universities for a long time and slowly adidas has taken over because they just pay more. The negotiations are basically
>we’re Nike, we pay you in allowing you to wear our logo
so adidas comes along and pays more.

>>150577487
From soul, to flat letter soulless garbage

>>150572069
Wisconsin doesnt belong. And you can't take away their major adversary, road games at Northwestern

>>150577811
Adidas has been killing Nike in running shoes lately.

>>150577910
My sparties did the opposite

>>150574568
wow when you schedule real games and not cupcake state, people watch the games. Wow

>>150577930
If Minnesota belongs, Wisconsin belongs because that's the rival pair

never forget

>>150578021
people joke about Ryan Day's fake tough guy act, but goddamn that's actual pathetic fake toughness, especially since Ohio State splattered them all over the field.

>Sandusky
is that guy still alive?

>>150578021
never forget

>>150577487
>bummer
2004-pres, not even sorry
>kansass
recent
>arkansas
38-46
>lspoo
72-79
>shitsinati
83-89, 1990 honorable mention
>shitagain
64-78
>clempson
51-64, 70-76 honorable mention
>ass to mouth
1908-1927, 72-80 honorable mention
>dook
48-54, 66-70 honorable mention
>washington
32-36, 19-22 honorable mention because lmao
>georgia kek
64-68, 78-90 hon mention
>washington kek
53-55
>iowa
71-78, but older two also alright
>wisconsin
48-56

Watch out for Florida boys, Napier is a retard play caller but he doesn't call the defense

Why can't these big P4 marching bands have the sound and soul of a HBCU band?

>>150578404
It's funny to see the creative ways in which people who were unpopular in high school out themselves.

>>150570839
>remains to be seen what rhule can do, I personally don't think they can ever get back to what they were, and I also think it was unavoidable just from the direction college football went in regardless of the moves they made. I just think they could have delayed mediocrity that's all
His DC jumped ship to a 2-10 FSU team. Not a good look, especially considering how good FSU's D looked against Bama.
It's even worse when you consider how leaky the Shuckers looked against Cincy.
>>150571062
>No one thinks the big 12 was ever good except the left behinds
As a neutral observer, 2000s Big 12 was fun. It was even fun in the 2010s because TCU, Baylor, and WVU pretty much replaced the void left by Misery and Ass-To-Mouth.

>>150578404
Neck is LSU's song.

You're my bitch if you reply/disagree

why does every girl who went to Bama have massive tits?

>>150578100
What did ABC mean by this?

Do you have yours? Are you a real knigga?

>>150578560
they're doing their part to help recruiting

>>150578560
All the hot chicks in GA and FL that were too dumb to get into UF or UGA go to Bama.

COCKS

>>150578560
>conservative
>thotting it up in her photos

>>150578922
>conservative
conservative / liberal are just brands for women

>>150578922
She wants Chad to Slay & Tame her

>>150577487
Most of these got worse lel

>>150578922
>>150578953
She's 100% aiming for a rich dude.
>Is in SoHo
>Probably has a ton of college debt
>Results in living in one of the crappy tiny apartments where the kitchen, living room, and bedroom is all one space

Then she lists that she has traditional values, while posting a thrist trap pic. She's trying to make herself look as attractive as possible to a rich guy. Bonus:
>Open to short term
If she finds a dude handsome enough, she's willing to be a fuckbuddy until she lands an actual rich guy to be, at minimum, her sugar daddy. Any dude younger than 50 making 250K+ can easily get her.

>>150579061
built for big booster cock

>>150578472
I really under appreciated the 10 team Big 12 and miss it more than I ever thought I could. Just play every other team in your league, home and away in basketball, Texas was shit, varied and unique playstyles.
I don't remember much non-Wisconsin football from the 2000's but all of the non bowl stuff is from the Big 12. Some people are are just sour and unpleasant by nature so thats all they ever see.

>>150579048
What about this logo?

>>150578560
>conservative
>open to a “short-term” relationship (read: casual sex with random men)
>whore photos sent to total strangers

>>150579168
Literally every logo is worse than the previous one

>>150574568
who the fuck cares about miami vs ND?

>>150579283
everyone in flyover land watches nd

>>150575529
Real chance of DeBoer getting actually assaulted by some lunatic rednecks

>>150574568
i don't understand people who watch gameday it's boring as absolute shit

>>150579336
no they don't. maybe they just get a lot of papists

>>150579362
I don't actively watch it, but I might just turn it on while I'm fucking around or cooking before the games come on. It was totally ruined by Tom Rinaldi and his corny ass Hallmark level human interests pieces back in the day. Never been the same since.

>>150579369
the center of the US was colonized by french catholics, followed by german catholics and mixed protestants from the coast. there are still a lot of catholics out there

>>150579402
i stopped watching it around then, i usually get some yard work done on saturday mornings now (while drinking lel)
also I'm waiting for Tom Rinaldi to get outed as a pedo bc he has the physiognomy

>>150579417
lots of german protestants and scandis moved too dummy

>>150579441
read the rest of my post faggot

>>150579450
most catholics are hispanics

>>150579462
fair enough, hispanic missionaries came from france and founded a catholic school in indiana in the 1800s

>>150579126
>varied and unique playstyles
This was my favorite part of the time. Briles, Holgerson, and Gundy dialing up insanely explosive offenses, Patterson & Stoops playing good D, and Snyderball. Good times.

>>150579061
I survive on these whores after my fiancée died, not even sorry. Bumble is my spirit animal after seekingarrrangement went to shit.
>pernabanned: pizza
Jesus Christ, I’m right on campus.

>>150579551
and named their football team the Irish
it makes perfect sense

Daily reminder that Penn State engaged in and covered up child rape.

>>150581062
They paid a $60 million dollar fine and torn down a statue what more do you want

>>150580164
I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings and got that ban message, immediately began to suspect my wings had jizz on them or someshit. It’s happened a few times at various bars on their WiFi also, both nice and dive/biker/honky tonks/etc. Always makes me look around the place to see who it was.

>>150581062
Reminder that multiple Xichigan staffers were found guilty of this too and will spend their lives in fucking prison

>>150581253
Eternal sanction of being referred to solely as Pedo State

>>150581348
>80 bucks for a used paperback
>250 for it signed

>>150581253
For me?
>one year death penalty, all athletics
>two year death penalty, football
>10 year TV ban, football
>5 year TV ban, all other sports
>5 year postseason ban, all other sports, starting immediately (so four years,basically)
>10 year post season ban starting at end of death penalty, football
Then let them appeal it down to half, take off the death penalty entirely for all sports.

>>150581671
Thank you Handsome Ryan for drawing the house

>>150579417
Things have changed somewhat over the years.

>>150582539
Hasn't changed much in my state

>>150582636
Piggly Wiggly is protective of culture.

>>150582539
>harris county is lost
Papists, it’s ogre……

>>150581062
please present the evidence

>>150576057
I think the problem is to do with offensive line philosophy. They only want “big humans” and focus on pass blocking and zone blocking where you just use your physical mass to get in the way of a defender. Texas offensive line cannot move people. Doesn’t seem to be interested in moving people. That qb sneak at the goal line was unbelievably grim they all just belly flopped.

soon

Coach Primate

>>150581498
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

>>150578560
why do they always hold some sort of can on their pussy? to simulate how deep someones cock would go? is that a common comparison they get i assume

How do we feel about anxiety bears?

>>150581284
Stfu rape U

we fondled some folks

>>150583877
gay

>>150580164
Are you the guy that regretted not fucking her after she died in her sleep?
Might need to try this bumble thing out, not sure how in shape I need to be though.

>>150578318
Alabama’s logo is so awful they don’t even use it half the time. Pic rel, rolltide.com.

>>150583877
sounds pretty gay

>>150584167
Bumble got rid of their only gimmick (making women send the first message). That was too much for women to handle, so they bitched about how stressful it is until Bumble became like every other dating app where men have to start the conversation.

>>150584602
All women ever did was say >"hi" anyway. This actually served as a brutal red pill for me as to just how fucking souless and robotic women are.

>>150584628
>>150584602
Hard to talk to girls on bumble for various reasons. Hinge is shooting fish in a barrel by comparison.

>>150584628
Also talk to women about what they get from guys. Normies in general are just bores.

>>150584602
and I bet all those women have spent all the time since staring at an empty inbox wondering "wtf why is no one messaging me???"

>>150585036
That just makes women look even worse
>ick why are guys always either sending lazy one liners or acting like horny morons in first messages
>OK ladies, here's an app where women have to send the first message, go ahead and set the tone yourself
>women proceed to send one liners 99% of the time, completely defeating the point of having women start the conversation instead, then cry about how stressful it is
>fine we'll get rid of that and turn Bumble into another generic dating app
>cherry on top is if you do show effort in a first message there's a 50% chance she'll get the ick over that and unmatch you, 45% chance she'll reply with one liners that feel like talking to a brick wall and 5% chance she'll actually match your energy
The correct way to make a good dating app is to limit matches (for both men and women) to 3. Once you have 3 matches your profile is hidden. Nobody else can see you and you cannot swipe unless you unmatch somebody. That would force people to actually have conversations with each other and plan dates instead of using apps as validation dripfeeds. Requiring both users to have at least 50 characters in their first message to each other would also help. Unfortunately (((Match))) owns almost every dating app. Functional products aren't as profitable as frustrating products so (((they))) will keep shitting up apps.

>>150584602
It was honestly funny.
90% of girls were just "Hiii" and then those 10% of hambeast you accidently swiped on actually tried openers they tell guys to do.
I got married from bumble and she was retarded, literally yes no yes no, and I said are you gonna ask me something and have a conversation or not

>>150577487
the 80s LSU logo with purple shading on the letters, instead of black, would be sick

i miss the deion pigeon commercials

>>150577540
They got backed out by the refs desu

>>150585634
yep you nailed it

>>150572069
This would be a really good G6 conference.

>>150569524 (OP)
Why are there ZERO (0) good games on this weekend?

>>150590481
Because you're a faggot who likes the National Faggot League.

>>150591131
I've only been watch college faggot ball for the past couple years. I barely watch national faggot ball anymore. And you just proved my point with that image.

>>150590481
>Iowa/Iowa State
>Kansas/Missouri
>Michigan/Oklahoma
Those are the headliners. Not great but at least they all kick off at different times. I bet we'll see at least one upset from the second tier games of Illinois/Duke, USF/Florida, Oklahoma State/Oregon, Ole Miss/Kentucky and Arizona State/Mississippi State.

>>150585634
>if you do show effort in a first message there's a 50% chance she'll get the ick over that and unmatch you
Skill issue.

>>150591217
>I've only been watch college faggot ball for the past couple years
A casual with no rooting interests, sad.

>>150589369
longcat is longggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>150591489
>A casual with no rooting interests, sad.
That's not what I said. Only, as in the only football I've been watching is college, not that I've only been watching for a couple years. Lol, I grew up in Louisiana where LSU football is a religion and I graduated from LSU. Did you even go to a university?

>>150591277
Iowa / Iowa state is probably the best of those three just because of the rivalry. But I live on the west coast now and I'm not getting up at 9am to watch that. I'll probably just be on upset watch this weekend.

>>150585036
>talk to women about other men
are you gay?

Thoughts?

>>150594916
WVU will beat Ohio

>>150594884
No, I just have talked to women before, incel.

>>150581671
Makes sense when the #1 and #3 biggest college sports fanbase in America goes head to head.
>>150589369
he beeg

>>150585634
Traditional match making services have a higher success rate despite not being all that much better at pairing up people who are compatible. The reason why they work is that they're expensive so they filter out those who aren't serious about getting into a relationship. Once a person has real skin in the game, they're less likely to be fickle. And there's the psychology of the fallacy of sunk investment. If you paid $1000 for a match, you're going to try to make it work even if that match is no better than what you would have made on a traditional (pre-tinder) dating site.
>>150586076
That logo stood out to me because it's so reflective of the period in which it was made.
>>150594916
The parlay on Corso's picks paid something like 100:1. Wonder how many people above normal went with that slate due to him and if the gambling companies had offsets for them all.

I'm gonna start a franchise on ncaa 06, what team should I be?
>inb4 unc
>inb4 boomer

>>150595089
not really you just talk women about other men but thats cool man keep doin you

>>150595616
grandpa

>>150595616
and WVU

>>150595616
UConn. They were in a major conference at the time and one year away from a Big East title. See if you can make them win that a year early.

>>150595622
I talk to women about all kinds of topics. You don’t talk to women at all.

>>150594916
Mississippi State's not gonna cover a 1 TD spread, ASU is gonna schlong them.

>>150581671
>16.5m people got to watch Arch wilt like a dying houseplant under a modest amount of big-game pressure
lmao

>>150577363
Dumb zoomer fuck

Now that we have Aussie punter along with Japanese and Hispanic kickers, will we see more Europeans taking up American Football in hopes for a free Murrican education?

The Dukes play football today

Why is everyone on GameDay too pussy to inherit Corso's head gear pick? That's one of the traditions I look forward to before the noon show. I don't want to watch Fox because Mark Ingram is fucking annoying and Urban Meyer is sovlless.

>>150598555
How can you ask for someone to co-opt Corso's headgear gimmick and then complain of soullessness in the next breath? Smarten up, dummy.

>>150598382
I’m in my 40s, but I didn’t know what it was either. I am not a big fan of the NFL (oilers left, so it’s like what’s the point and I hate the cowboys).

>>150598837
Louisville is completely overrated btw

>>150598555
I don't want to watch Mcafee put on headgear

>>150598877
I don't know what to make of them but I do think our team is significantly better than last year, so I like our chances. Unrelated but I do think it's kind of funny that Sluka bailed on UNLV and ended up being Barnett's backup kek

>>150598555
Urban Meyer relies on steady stream of coke and co-eds to remain functional

>>150598896
I do (a muzzle).

>>150598922
The Dukes are definitely better this season. Chesney has settled into FBS coaching, having a returning QB is huge for a G6 team, not to mention two returning starting RBs. Louisville is good, but theyre being hyped to the moon. I think it'll be a one score win, but secretly hoping for another 70-50 lol

>>150599106
All great points. We're lucky to have Barnett back.

>secretly hoping for another 70-50
I would nut

>>150599150
This was the game before UNC. We just slaughtered Weber State 45-10

Has Ryan Day risen to elite status?

>>150599308
Ryan Day has been elite all this time, but his luck has finally changed.

Fans of Kansas and Missouri claim their rivalry is the most intense in college football. They say the rivalry has killed hundreds. I've heard of Alabama fans murdering rival fans and even their own fans but are Kansas and Missouri really that much more hardcore?

>>150598555
Why do schools even let him do that? My school didn’t because our mascot is considered an actual person and you wouldn’t put on a person’s head.

>>150599794
I suppose he means Bleeding Kansas, where proslavery men from Missouri entered the Kansas territory to keep it from becoming a free state. If so that’s actually legit, certainly a more impressive war than Red River or Toledo, making it the best rivalry war.

>>150574155
Makes me ecstatic he's "failing" at Alabama.
Fuck him

Oh, the band is OUT ON THE FIELD!

>>150600306
that will be $50,000 plus tip

>>150600128
Because it's fun and sovl. Sorry your school doesn't have any of either.
>b-but our mascot is a person so it's impossible
Never stopped Corso from picking Notre Dame.

>>150600128
Only one school is that autistic.

>>150599536
He inherited a sportscar and gets to race against beaters (MSU, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Rutgers, etc) every year

>>150600306
S O V L

Iowa State has to be the most boring, uninteresting team in major college football.
Boring ugly colors, boring nickname/mascot, absolutely no identity whatsoever, never good, and only 1 rival thats not even an interesting rivalry in any aspect.

Any game with them thats supposed to be marquee, like this weekend vs Iowa or week 0 vs KState just does not intrigue me at all.

There ia no draw at all. If this was WWE where yoi need to have personality, uniquenessz entertainment, etc they would be kicked out and relagated to low leagues immediately. Any game they are in, regardless of rank, opponent, location, or xontext instantly becomes boring when ISU is involved.

>>150600855
They have a fun coach in Matt Campbell. One of the greatest defensive innovators of the past decade. In some ways, he's this generation's version of Gary Patterson, an elite defensive playcaller that gets 4* play out of 2* & 3* athletes.

>>150600855
this just in: landlocked state gets pearl harbor'ed

>>150601079
Don't encourage the enlisted.

>>150601042
Campbell is a former OC, and while he is a great coach — especially the culture aspect — the defence is more on Jon Heacock the DC.

>>150594916
>9-leg parlay
Might as well wipe your ass with $100 and flush it down the toilet. Betfags are retarded

>>150600855
Mostly agree I like their Iowa rivalry though. The games are usually low scoring and scroungy

>>150601201
The real issue is 99% would cash out after 4 wins anyway like ultra retards. Don't make a bet

I'm excited for the James Madison game tonight. They are going to come in fired up and seeing this as a season-making game with playoff implications.

>>150571121
That's a girl. How dare you.

>>150601201
The real crime is that the house is taking about a 34% cut of wins.
>In terms of house edge, the American roulette is estimated to have 5.26%, whereas its European counterpart has an average of 2.70%.
>Slot machines typically have a 3%-10% cut for the house.

>>150601302
Aloe isn't going to help with that burn.

>>150598555
Those pussies should come up with their own tradition

>>150601803
If any of them had musical talent, the new thing could be to play the pick's fight song (or enough to be recognizable). The crowd would have no problem reacting to that.

>>150601302
Sports journalists used to be so based

>>150601914
They should hire a full-time gameday clown who makes a balloon animal of the picked team. If they end up winning, the winning coach gets the balloon, if they end up losing, it gets popped.

They should pick each team's drunkest fan and make them compete against each other in an obstacle course

They should nickelodeon slime whoever gets their picks wrong.

>>150602217
If they moved the NVP to college instead of being content with their one Nickelodeon NFL playoff game a season, the award's prestige would eclipse the Heisman in a matter of years

>>150602046
>Georgia vs Mississippi State
>Kentucky vs Kansas State
>Michigan State vs USC
>Nebraska vs anybody wtf does a cornhusker look like?

>anOSU fans
https://youtu.be/neZIWA6Kafw?si=Z6hsoGHb4izF7lLq

>>150601179
>Jon Heacock
Holy shit I always just assumed Campbell was a defensive guy because of how long they played that defense, had no idea the DC had been there for a decade.
Anyway, yeah his defense is really cool and is steadily spreading across the FBS. FSU used a lot of 3-3 3-deep looks against Bama this past Saturday and was extremely successful.

>>150603838
Nice win for Louisville.

What are you watching tomorrow? for me its:
Baylor at my ponies :)
USF at Florida
Michigan at OU

And if I haven't passed out I'll watch the BYU game

dude...le heckin FUNNY COLORS! LOOK AT THESE FIELDS BRO!?!

>>150604743
Get down to my level.

>>150604800
If brutalism was a football field

>>150602503
everyone fears the cornhusker

I still believe Tar Heel bros

>>150605376
would've been great if you still had hampton lol

>>150605376
Sucks they had to play a playoff team for the first game.

>>150605470
Is that the excuse ESPN is giving for Bill?

how do we feel about bama's quality loss?

>>150605530
Cavalier

>>150572976
youths dont drink as much as previous gens so bars aren't the top thing on their list

>>150605530
my buddy who lives there says the general populace wants to fire him
be careful about firing a 9 win coach I say as a sneedhusker

I think it's time we simply accept that Auburn is a top 3 SEC team.

>>150605628
If he loses to auburn will he just resign before he can be fired?

Are Auburn fans satisfied with beating Bama once every 3-4 years? Even if it meant 8-4 was your peak??

>>150605676
If he loses to Auburn he won't live long enough to resign.

>>150605684
Winning the Iron Bowl in really retarded ways at Jordan-Hare is very fun, to be fair.

>>150604800
Home of the Fighting Kniggas

what is our kino game of the night?

>>150605800
JMU / Louisville

Is there another stream than youtube?
>espn
I have espn, I like reading the chat when gamblers and fans become suicidal.

reminder that NIL killed CFB

Nick Saban is right. Money ruined college football. I miss the good old days when players went to honorable SEC schools for a greater education and a chance to reach the NFL. Now the Big Ten is coming in with the money and destroying honor and integrity

>>150605965
I got a stream for you right here
*unzips fly*

>>150606072
Why is he acting like SEC schools aren't flush with cash? SEC schools were paying players before it was legal, so it's not like they're broke

how the fuck are QBs rated in cfb? i'm looking at espn and seeing 3 different ratings for my boy Underwood
on Michigan's homepage i see QBR 73.5 (pic related)
then clicking Underwood's name to get his stats i see QBR 54.2
clicking full team stats from Michigan's homepage i see RTG 146.4

>>150606087
He started bitching about it when A&M joined the conference. This isn't a new complaint coming from him, but Alabama can't really keep up with the spending power of the Texas schools and the bigger programs of the B1G.

>>150606121
click on Underwood's name

>>150606135
full team stats

>>150606121
I'm not sure about the first 2, but the third one is a different stat entirely.

>>150606072
>ohio state only gets kids because of money
might be the dumbest thing he's ever said
just prestige alone puts Ohio State over LSU and Georgia, maybe there are 5 football programs more prestigious than Ohio State. Maybe.

>>150605684
Obviously not, as that's what they had with Gus Malzahn. Still have no idea why they thought Freeze was a good idea. I can sort of understand Harsin in a "let's throw a Hail Mary as see if it works" kind of way that didn't work out but Freeze? He's Malzahn but with a bunch of ethical problems. Might as well have kept the Gus Bus around.

we're all on the JMU train right?

>>150577487
>>150586076
>>150595498

>>150570342
>indians have literally zero involvement with college football
>/cfb/ still finds away to bitch about them
enough of the insecurity

>>150606332
Not at all

just wait until these schools find out how much less NIL money they can pay indians to come play for them

>>150606121
"RTG" is the old fashioned QB rating stat
"QBR" is the ESPN formula that declared Charlie Batch the greatest ever to play

>>150606643
anon...

>>150606643
1 dead Indian per quarter and you're laughing. You're laughing

>>150606704
every school will do it so it'll even the playing field don't worry

shall be watching EWU vs BSU instead of international goodellslop

>>150606777
I don't want to look at brazilians

>>150606087
SOME SEC schools are flush with cash. Bama ain't one of them.

>>150606756
Oh here we go the defense is taking a team huddle shit to prevent meshes and slants over the middle.
Ranjeet singh jumps over 2 shits and slides thru a pile of shit for a first down!

pooieville KEK

>>150606087
NIL is driving up prices dramatically. When payments were just a few wads of bills stuffed in a McDonalds bag and phony jobs for the player's parents at a booster's business that's easy. Legal, 6-7 figure bidding wars are a completely different animal. Texas, Texas A&M, Ohio State, Michigan, Notre Dame and USC are in a different financial stratosphere than schools like Bama, Georgia and LSU. Anyone with an obsessed billionaire booster like Oregon or Texas Tech can join the party too.

>>150607080
what the average going rate on a buck?

>>150601302
I went back and looked because I was curious
>Air Force won 38-12
>Sark was 25/42 passing, 346 yards, 2 TDs, 2 INTs
>Sark had -41 rushing yards because of sacks
and a couple other tidbits
>Air Force starting QB had to leave the game and get glucose in an ambulance because of the heat
>Air Force had 5 turnovers to BYU's 3
>BYU had two chances in or near the red zone at 7-0 thanks to AF turnovers, but a first-and-goal from the 5 ended up as a blocked FG (>college kickers) and a drive that started at the AF 26 ended with a failed FG because the holder dropped the ball (>college holders)
>AF stomped them from there
damn, I guess the red zone struggles and lack of QB awareness have haunted Sark his whole life

Roll Tide

this slate of games is a bit mid

wtf I thought pooieville was back

>subs black qb
>immediately TD
what did they mean by this?

>Ohio State are 55.5 point favorites against Grambling State
Why the FUCK is this SHIT allowed?

>>150607226
bc of the biggest or stinkies done by michigan.

You know I like my chicken fried

>>150607226
A win is a win

F

>designated shitting zone on all campus fields will become mandatory in your life time
grim

>>150607226
it's literally a woke game, apparently destroying HBCUs advances social justice or something

>>150607426
no one watches that trash outside of maybe the tourney

Pooisville sisters...

>>150607052
making us (ACC chads) look bad

Why is jmu the best school in Virginia?

who's watching this cause fuck youtube and fuck the chiefs

just got home. any good/interesting games on?

>>150607428
They'll replace the medical tent with the designated shitting tent.

lmao that throw from Maryland qb, very Milroesque

>>150607648
Jmu dabbing on pooieville

>>150607648
no

>receiver initiates contact
>slows down on his route
>is therefore overthrown by 5 yards
>crowd crying for DPI
lmao

When I have to take a shit, I tell people "I gotta use the memorial stadium in Pickens county" It's a huge laugh getter.

What championship?

>>150607426
Nothing of value was lost. Now make another college baseball game, you fucks.

>>150607953
to win a championship, first you must behave like a champion

>lower division annual championship contenders app st, james madison move to d1
So when are NDSU, NDSU, and Wisconsin White Water moving up?

>>150608052
We're in Albuquerque. Even before getting into the quality of the football, no one behaves like a champion here

>>150608096
Probably never. NDSU loves being kings of the FCS too much, and the NCAA recently changed the payment to move up from 5,000$ to 5 million, which dissuaded other schools

>>150607865
>>150607895
what's up with JMU and archery?

>>150608096
the Dakotas aren't going to move up. they're very big fish in their pond, and there's probably too big a monetary barrier for entry now, especially after JMU's melty over bowl ineligibility.

>>150607895
kek

Spam looks absolutely disgusting. Is it actually any good?

>>150608203
i dunno but i like it lol

>bar
>Does delivery
>Great pizza
>New owner
>Get pizza
Its slop trash
Jfc

>>150608338
It depends on how you prepare the Spam

Fresh out of the can? Fuck no, salty and the texture is mush
Sliced with a small sprinkle of brown sugar and baked? Delicious
Sliced thin and pan fried? Almost as good as bacon
I especially like it cubed and mixed in with scrambled eggs, peppers and onions

>>150608428
New Owner fell for east coast carboard meme.
SAD

>>150608460
huh. might try it in place of bacon for an omelet sometime. thanks.

yankees don't know JACK SHIT about the Chattahoochee or that muddy water. Nor what it meant to me.

>>150608338
Nope, it's absolutely terrible

put sluka back in

holy kek that punt

That was a terribad punt

>>150608338
It's the definition of goyslop

Spam was good, when I was poor as fucking shit in college and a little post college.

>>150608960
>8 yds
lmfao

>school obviously didn't hire their first choice as head coach and the guy who was hired is asked about that at his first press conference.
"I wasn't my wife's first choice either.....hyuck...hycuk!"

Pooisville is not a serious program.

>>150609476
they are good cars anon

>>150609476
sounds like you might be able to get one hell of a deal if you play your cards right

Leading and we get ball at half!

Don't forget to fill out your pick'em

>>150609828
SMASHED and SLAMMED

>>150609476
so are you gonna buy a Subaru, anon?

AY YO THAT WHITE BOI GOT SOME MITTS

What a catch

nice one-hander!

more like pooisville shartinals

Pooisville

It seems like every year Louisville is overrated and people don't even expect that much of them to begin with

>>150607783
College refs fall for this bait so often and I want to murder them every time they do it

>>150610477
people still think Jeff Brohm is an offensive mastermind because he did okay one year at Purdue and got Louisville to the ACCCG just to get nuked by FSU

beautiful

They were hyping this RB as NFL talent lmao

OH MY

Das rite

human field goal post in the crowd

they got it but man moss got punished there lol

>>150610677
do you have the webm of that horrible JMU punt from the 2nd quarter?

>>150610802
here you go anon

lmao elite timeout usage

Noooo

lmao

>too early for rankings
oy vey someone get this goy off the air think of the ratings

>qt in the ACC Game Day Operations Center
what does she do there?

James Madison is not a serious program.

>>150610906
thank you

Eastern Washington getting booty blasted but they have cool logo

>>150611088
Thinks about all those strong FBS players using her body.

>>150602217
Uhhhhh dimes!

just about had it with these reffies....

yo that dude came flying from the other side of the field

ayo fuck that ain't finna fair catch this sh-ACK!

>>150611354
that was great tackle

why the fuck this white boi finna run every time

>watching RedZone like an autistic child instead of a football game in its entirety

Ishygddt

So when JMU wins, does this make them the frontrunner for the G5 playoff spot?

what facemask?

How is life in Louisville?

EMAW, /cfb/!! Hope you're enjoying this Friday's games, and let's hope for the best outcome for ULM @ Alabama.

Maryland is going to lose this game. Horrible time to fumble wtf

holy shit why is brohm bruised up like that?

>What will go into this 4th down decision?
>Well, we're gonna punt it
Straight-forward answer to a ridiculously stupid question

Is this good? First time betting.

Does Brohm have revitiligo

HOLY SHIT THE TITS ON THAT MARYLAND CHEERLEADER

>>150611918
>betting on a college kicker and some Japanese guy
say goodbye to your money

>>150611569
Maybe unless USF or Tulane win tomorrow

>>150611977
Screen cap?

>>150611977
you better have a pic for us man

you cant keep running sluka on every play

>>150612017
I'm not impressed.

>>150611568
>NOOOOOO WHY WON'T YOU WATCH THE COMMERCIALS LIKE GOOD GOYS

Oof

LMFAO

>>150612080
Very meh

Also LOLJAMESMADISON

game slowly approaching kino slop levels

>personal foul
lol

my reffies are absolutely dominating this game

>>150600476
It’s soulless actually. It shows everyone your mascot is just a costume.

>a little bit of acting
He got shoved from behind, moron. I think it's a natural thing to fall down

What happened on the PAT? Was it a missed snap or were they really trying to go for 2 instead of go for the kick?

THEY FINALLY LET THE WHITE GUY THROW A PASS

dead bird

HEEM SLEEPY

>>150612408
KWAB

JMU needs to bench this black QB
that was one of the worst passes I ever seen

Kentucky Farm Bureau-ass pass

wtf was that!? at least throw it in bounds...

poopy QB play all around here in Louis' Ville

dukes are running out of time

LAND
DRAGON

Well RIP Pukes, you tried your best

I don't understand why they're always going for 2. Why not just go for the kick?

Impressive how you can actually see Brown shifting gears

one hander!

>Boise State only up 27-7
this team is BUSTED

my JMU +14 bet in shambles

Isaac Brown is getting drafted.

>>150613127
at worst it'll be a push unless JMU does some retarded shit and gives up a defensive score

new??

This is gripping

I unironically love hearing stuff like this

NEW
>>150569524 (OP)
>>150569524 (OP)
>>150569524 (OP)

new
>>150613299
>>150613299
>>150613299

>TV is just showing command center
>TV is just showing command center
lol. Didn't know they actually used ESPN coverage for anything.
>>150613279
One of the best things about the XFL. Hopefully they bring this over to the NFL