Thread 150569596

Adelaide Crows vs Collingwood Magpies
7:40pm AEST, Adelaide oval

1st place crows play 4th placed Collingwood in the first final of the season. Winner through to the preliminary final. Tex celebrates 300 games.

ADELAIDE
In: M.Michalanney, L.Pedlar
Out: B.Dowling (omitted), S.Draper (omitted)

COLLINGWOOD
In: W.Parker, M.Cox
Out: J.Howe (groin), D.McStay (omitted)

first for nick daicos

>>150569749
More like prick gaycos haha

>>150569766
Hahaha got em gone piss off you’re out

You’re a fuckhead mate; everyone is laughing you, not with you cunt, you fucking fat faggot post your stomach, arse and legs now! I want to laugh at your fat fucking body and stretch marks you fucking pig

Not keen on tonights inevitable normie influx

>>150569883
Not sending you arse pics mate thats a bit gay. Typical faggotwood

>>150569921
Scared faggot, send me a fucking photo of your fat arse cunt

>only side effect from going without weed for a bit is really nice vivid dreams
i'll take it

Day 3 no fap
Day 1 no alcohol
Day 25 no gambling
Day 208 no weed

>send me a photo of your arse
>faggot
early Thursday melty

>>150570218
>can’t even quote me
I’ve got you scared as fuck cunt

>>150570196
I would like to amend this to day 0 no gambling
Put some money on the crows to win

>>150569596 (OP)
GO CROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150570851
Little bit racist

>>150570808
>>150570808
>>150570808

>>150569596 (OP) GO CROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mfw catters tomorrow

>>150571083
no one cares about the cats it's all about CROM now

GO CROM

>>150570897
It was 6 or 7 posts left in the thread its not a big deal mate

Thinking Crows get embarrassed. Doesn't mean Pies aren't still shit, though.

"AFL premiership coach Mick Malthouse has suffered minor injuries while chasing away home invaders from his apartment in Melbourne.

Malthouse, 72, who now commentates for ABC Sport, was reportedly in his apartment when two men entered about 12:30am on Thursday.

Malthouse reportedly chased the "group of men" into an alleyway, where he was assaulted.

"Officers were called to the property following reports of a group of men trying to gain access about 12.30am," a police statement said.

"A resident of the property chased the offenders to a nearby laneway, where he was assaulted.

"The offenders fled on foot."

ABC Sport content director Tim Verrall said he had spoken with Malthouse and his wife, Nanette, and while they were both shaken by the incident, they are doing fine.

Malthouse won three premierships as a coach, leading West Coast to their first two crowns in 1992 and 1994, then securing Collingwood a flag in 2010."

Thinking the cromies win bigly tonight

>>150571249
diversity is our strength

>>150571249
race?

Islands in the stream
Fiddling with my bum
No one in between
I'm using my thumb

>>150571318
go iggs btw

>3 of the top 5 draft prospects are tied to GC or bane
this shit is fucking retarded

>>150571422
*4 of the top 6
harry dean is tied to dabloos

>>150571422
the AFL NEEDS a strong QLD for a strong league.

>>150570878
it's a promising start, I'll allow it nurture it and encourage it.

>>150571625
most virginal poofter

>>150571625
His brothers missus is hotter

wonder if the nsn glowies got overtime pay on sunday

>>150571651
>>150571684
Lives rent free in your pathetic heads, you’re both fucking loser faggots

Crows are going all the way

>>150571757
i hope he reads this bro

>>150571705
Sewell is currently in jail

youse cunts are gay as fuck lmao

>>150571792
Never been to a gather round game. Likely never will. And I live in Adelaide.

>>150571809
same

>>150571792
finna

whats gonna be the crow cope after the loss tonight?

>>150571809
>>150571839
We're going there next year for the meetup.

>>150571852
There will be none, second chance and >we are expecting it

GO CROM!!!!!

>>150571784
and?

>>150572119
who is davis

nepo private school xavier wanker league

imagine being a thin skinned crowfag and getting upset at someone taking the piss out of your reddit club and reporting you kek

poooothetic

IF the pies lose tonight
THEN mumza shall be copping it...

im working up a bit of anxiety about the game tonight

>>150571625
>wins the AFLPA MVP
Kiss the Brownlow goodbye then kek

Gday emu poof

Are you dead or what
Not that I'm complaining
Every Australia is better as dead

>>150572501
An incident like this is in East Melbourne is a big deal, it's the most exclusive suburb in Melbourne, property often gets passed down through (((old money))) family and the cops do a great job of warding away the junkies in that North Richmond safe injection room from it who only have to wander down one street to cross over into the boundary.

>>150571784
Earning double time and a half no doubt.

had a job network appointment. all the doors are wide open when i get there which is weird but makes sense when i enter and there's a bunch of horrendously stinky boongs in the waiting area filling the place up with their stench.

one million indian lives are worth the same as half a white australian life
disgusting creatures, above rodents but below primates

i'm fuelled by hate and racism

>>150572629
good luck tonight tex

>>150572610
>job network
Name a bigger scam

>>150572501
>group of men
You just know he said some racist shit they can't publish.

You should rebel with uk royalty that's where your generation trauma comes from

>>150572652
"Armed thugs" is already on the list.

>>150572567
Hoddle St is a fair boundary for them, they do make it too the otherside to clean windscreens though

>>150572643
ndis

I'm going to start planning the Gather Round meet up next year at the Aussie Inn in Hackham

Australians are like clowns of the white world

india a shit

>>150572662
Oh right. Well, job networks has to be 2nd or at least top 5.

I’m being cyberbullied

>>150572567
based, hopefully theres heaps more. let the scumbags cheering this shit on get a taste of their beloved diversity

>>150571249
a stabbing is a minor injury now? based Victoria shuffling the deck.

>>150572697
Mate haven't you seen what happens in other countries? Their daughters get raped and killed, and they still say refugees welcome, give us more rape, incest and killings.
These people are beyond saving, and need to be classified as having a mental illness

>>150572709
Part and parcel of living in a big city init

>>150572643
the nsn

>>150572643
'working' from home

>>150572712
When surveyed generally more than 80% of respondents in western and European countries say they need less immigration. The people saying "refugees welcome" are in a small but vocal minority. The rest of the populace is sick of it but is too afraid to say it openly. If they say it openly in the UK now they get jailed. Insane how people are being jailed longer for tweets about rape gangs than the rapists themselves. It's coming here too, make no mistake.

>>150572719
I'm sure it wasn't with a machete because you can't be stabbed with one of those. because they're illegal.

S Tier
>Adelaide
>West Coast
>Brisbane
>Geelong
>Fremantle
A Tier
>Port Adelaide
>Gold Coast
>Hawthorn
B Tier
>Sydney
>Melbourne
C Tier
>Richmond
>Carlton
>St Kilda
Shit Tier
>Collingwood
>Essendon
>Footscray
>North Melbourne
Nuke it Tier
>Greater Western Sydney

>>150572731
the port adelaide area is an industrial shithole mate

>>150572731
t. eagles customer

Can't wait for tomorrow night. Looks like MCG is gonna be packed. Had a look to see what was still left and there's just a few seats in the nosebleeds and the wheelchair spots.

I think we have to come to terms that Adelaide are going straight to GF with 2 home finals

>>150572756
Have you considered renting a wheelchair?

>>150572761
They very well could. I'm not sure I'd back them on grand final day though, especially if they were against Brisbane, Geelong or Collingwood.

>>150572770
well it wont be Collingwood they were Premiers in July

>>150572767
I have member seats. I only looked at what was left available in public tickets for an idea of how big the crowd will be. Should match the prelim last year. Could be packed house.

>>150572767
kek based

>>150572781
Impressive. kayo too?

imagine if the mcg collapsed or there was some sort of mass crisis event with 100k people there. that would be just awful.

>AFL.com.au understands the Bulldogs have launched a significant tilt at the St Kilda star as they look to secure a gun defender to add to their ranks.
>The Dogs' offer for Wilkie is believed to be a four-year deal worth more than $1 million a season.
Good move desu but not sure the Saints would entertain it.

>>150572788
yes.

ryan for windhager or stk can fuck off

>>150572789
this, but only when india is playing pakistan in the cricket

trading season > footy season > reid > reid > read > reid

>Anthony Albanese has refused to condemn his former flatmate Daniel Andrews’ decision to join a parade of dictators and despots in Beijing as newly resurfaced footage shows the former Victorian Premier appearing on state-run Chinese television.
Bit going on here. Does China have anything like The Footy Show?

>>150571852
strategic loss to get Izak "The Mardi Gras Mutilator" Rankine in for the hip

>>150572731
Fuck you’re a fuckhead do you just spend your day fucking posting piss shit on here? Are you a tradie? I bet you are only a fuckhead like a tradie could come up with the shit you post faggot ass faggot cunt slut

>>150572869
>tradies
>dumb
Have you ever done a trade? It requires specialist knowledge and skills. Not to mention being able to run a business

>>150572864
Street Talk but instead of a guy eating a cockraoch-pangolin-bat-scorpion soup Zham is making unimpressed visages at the camera because he is eating a plain ham and cheese roll.

10 do the 50. """Tradies""" are scum.

>>150572789
Luckily with Thomas Sewell in jail, the head has been cut off the snake that is the NSN

>>150572893
Who do you call when you actually need a tradie given you have an unhealthy obsessive hatred of them?

>>150572903
like what?

>>150572903
They let their place go to shit. It's like commie anarchists who let people rape them in their own homes and set their place on fire and then won't say anything to the cops because they believe it will enable fascism.

>>150572894
doubt an informant like sewell will spend much time in jail

>>150572869
>Fuck you’re a fuckhead do you just spend your day fucking posting pies shit on here? Are you a tradie? I bet you are only a fuckhead like a tradie could come up with the shit you post faggot ass faggot cunt slut
realised your post applies equally to yourself as it does to the guy baiting you. but youre not smart enough to be a tradie.

Does he have aids?

SHALL be getting blind drunk from midday onwards tomorrow and actually posting about footy you fat NEETS and glowie fuck heads

>>150572937
Worse, veganism.

>>150572937
worse. veganism.

>>150572918
>to be a tradie
>be
i think you mean do the work of a tradie. bit weird and pathetic how you ascribe personal sense of identity to your toil. i suppose that's where all the tradie underwear/deadorant/bodywash/beer/socks/etc comes from. i would look forward to similar products under an 'ambo' or 'nurse' or 'teacher' brand, but not even they are that pathetic and narcissistic.

>>150572903
>implying piesperg/antitradiesperg/gaysperg has a home or car to maintain

not reading any of that cunt.

the tradies have stopped banging hammers for the day it appears itt

>>150572946
>>150572947
>not eating meat

>>150572937
Noodle-armed ancient faggot. Skeleton made of glass on your vegan diet, fuckhead

>>150572948
Mate the very house you're posting this garbage from, every single building you enter, was built by tradies. The electrical and internet connections which enable you to spam this this bizarre obsessive hatred - built by tradies

>>150572969
unfalsifiable and not necessarily correct. completely irrelevant to the point of my post too.

>tradies are insecure narcissists
>"BUDD YUH NEED US SO YOO BEDDUH LUVV US!!!"
you proved my point though, well done.

tradies are glorified ikea furniture assemy

>>150572982
What's your job, mate?

>>150572986
>tfw kicked out of bunnings because i didn't have the licence to assemble my new fjöllkorb

>>150572995
professional oxygen breather

>>150572995
Cowboy astronaut millionaire.

lol

>need to get a certification to follow instructions
tradie cucks

>>150572995
>yet another irrelevant point of discussion
self-employed, doesn't matter in what because you'll say it's shit regardless and destroying the body by 40 is somehow better anyway or whatever, nonetheless i post this from my own house in a nice suburb

Leave the tradies alone.

>>150573018
right since you're so smart you could pass the licensed electrician exam first go, right?
>>150573022
So what are you self employed in? You criticise tradies but don't like being criticised yourself

>>150572969
Tradies of today are not the tradies of even 10 years ago.
Speaking to some old heads and they can't believe some of the shit that goes on this days.

>>150573033
"trades work" is an industry, not a specific occupation. i could say 'logistics' and it's just as vague.

>>150573037
And they want fucking top dollar for the garbage they roll out

>women travellers
>travelling to places
>no matter where they go
>accosted by indians
genuinely hilarious reading https://www.reddit.com/r/femaletravels/comments/1n5982k/indian_men_harassing_me_on_at_barcelona_beach/

>>150573037
My dad's a tradie, started in the 80s, an old head too beaten up for tools and is now in the office. Says the industry has completely changed, used to be full of good hard-working blokes but now it's full off idiot druggie dropkicks and "useless Asians and Indians" (yes, he is profoundly racist).

test

>>150573055
good morning sar
did you go for your morning poo yet

i can fly and land an aircraft with 15 minute lesson

>>150573062
based microsoft flight simulator chad

>>150573062
based 9/11 hijacker

Cat status?

>>150573072
they're going to win the grand final mate

>>150573074
this desu

Footy tonight. Go pies.

>>150573074
I'll be there when Albanese hands them the cup.

meant dandrews

>>150573084
crisp

>>150573084
you're going to the Grand Final?

I still think we should create a club based in darwin and win the granny ourselves but until then we have to support the cats

Tradies are a pack of deadset fuckin retards lmao

>>150573100
One day inshallah

>>150573108
this but antitradiesperg

>>150573103
yeah up the mighty darwin dicksplitters

>>150573108
>>150573113
you fuckwits are as bad as each other, shut up and fuck off

>>150573118
No we would be called the darwin mustangs because of the darwin cup

I fucken love me financed ranger with defect bait mudder tyres! It's big, slow, useless off-road, costs me a mint, hideous and hilariously prone to mechanical failures! Goes beut sitting next to my prado, the perfect lawn ornaments.

Who the fuck is winning tonight

>>150573135
Crows for mine. Midfield in good nick, much better forward line and rock solid down back. Pies have holes in the backline and can't score enough.

>>150573135
You know who, same as every night

>>150573141
>Pies have holes in the backline
back in the day this would have been a perfect set up to string faguts up with 'cox down back'

hilux skid.. er, workmate is the best new car available today

pies backhole will be used. no worries

>>150573133
Back in the day it used to be a bright green Holden Maloo and a jet ski.

>>150573148
DID YOU SEE THAT TOP GEAR EPISODE YOU CAN'T KILL A ROLLUX

>>150573152
nngh.. grrr...

I key and slash every ute I see. Go pies

>>150573164
Based climate change activist.

you remember that scene in borat where borat and azamat are getting ready then borat turns around, pulls his bum cheeks apart and asks how his back pussy is then azamat replies not bad, moist.

collingwood players also do that to each other before every match

just rode my bike past adelaide oval and cast a spell over the ground

Luv me '94 hilux, simple as

hilux skidmate you can turn into a modern lowlux. just a shame you can't get a proper bed for them anymore. have to import one from south africa

fucken oi yeah cunt fucken yeah cunt ay

>>150573181
>some rust blows a bit of smoke last of the iconic samurai trucks 190k firm no time wasters

Bring back the distinguished Australian gentlemen and get rid of this bogan worship

>>150573190
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

There was a time when this country's people had some fucking dignity about them.

>>150573194
My grandpa's era.

>>150573190
why don't you want housing speculation and selling out to foreign invaders for empty brand worship to be our national identity???

>>150573072
new game coming out this year

weird how you blokes randomly duck out like this

>Settlers who had no idea what to do built something infinitely more beautiful 180 years ago than anything this year
I don't mind tradies but the whole "we built this nation so...." No, better men than you did.

>Buses replacing trains tomorrow night
Fucking hell. Fuck Victoria.

>>150572903
his mum

>>150572906
i'm still waiting for an answer btw

>>150573233
>ford laser wedding car
lmao

anglo weddings are generally tacky and shit tbhonest

>>150573233
they could still build that today.

>>150573249
>could
but won't. modern built churches these days look like converted electronics store buildings
the protestant reformation was a mistake.

>>150573255
nothing to do with tradies thoughbeit

>>150573233
oh shitttttt..... he did it

>>150573263
personally have nothing to say about that, really

to be fair that church looks peasant designed. That building looks more kino

>>150573255
>protestant reformation was a mistake
literally posted a picture of an anglican church spastic

DOSN

>>150569596 (OP)
Will Cox play down back?

>>150571249
I wonder the melonin content of these fellas...

>>150571792
I go to gather round every year but now I've quit drinking, I don't really see the point.

>>150569596 (OP)
Out and about in rundle mall after tafe.
MAGGIES everywhere.

>>150572270
Woof Woof, it's Commiepoof!

made white pasta. tossed in some chicken. was pretty good

>>150573275
valid point, but needs nuance. over time, protestantism has changed. it used to be (aesthetically) nice and dignified (as in the old anglican church in the picture), but now it's just happyclappy "evangelical" rock band tedtalk type heretics in ugly repurposed dick smith stores. protestantism was (aesthetically) okay when that anglican church was built, but the way it is now, we can comfortably say it was a mistake. modern protestantism (a result of the original protestant reformation) took beauty and aesthetics out of church buildings, that's why it (among several other reasons) was a mistake.

>>150572731
Not sure I understand this.

>>150573288
BASED future dumb tradie

My bookie has crows -170 and magpies +120, Doesn’t seem worth it to put money down to me, What do y’all think?

we use the decimal system here champ

>>150573297
no idea what this is

need a colombian stripper gf

>>150573249
we had some new concrete on the end of the driveway, its all wearing away where the tyres come in after only a year or so

butts out cox in

>>150573304
whats the line

Collingwood are just not a serious team I'm afraid

>>150573318
many are saying this

Petto di Pollo Béchamel Sauce Pasta

>>150573135
Coopers Brewery.

>>150573318
agree but the crows are bigger frauds so the pies will be in the prelim im afraid

>>150573318
afraid to say so

>>150573312
so?

norwegion police gf

might have just been the greatest post this place has ever seen

>>150573323
>bechamel
>pasta
mon dieu...

Rowie spergkino on 5AA tonight

>>150573338
didn't they win the premiership that year?

>>150573351
nope brisbane did
going for back to back to back this year

and the next

im very lucky for your team

cunt off brown dog jeet

Who's ready for a choke in a most cromulent fashion?

AFL is for everyone you racist piece of shit

>>150573304
Thanks Doc

The winner of this match will lose the prelim to Geelong or Brisbane so who gives a shit

footy is for everyone but especially for racists, misogynists and antisemites

racism is based but nazi larping is cringe as fuck

kick racists in the head and fuck their arses

DOCTOR DOCTOR PLEASE

>>150573404
This. So much this.

>>150573278
Are you me?

>>150573404
Gay

ugly people should be forced to wear gimp masks

there's this mad dog in me, and the coopers in the fridge is starting to look like the mailman

there's this horndog in me, and ben keays' arse in the tight shorts is starting to look like tuesday nights at wet's

90 minutes lads let's fucking go

>>150573411
nah just thought you'd get a kick out of it monke poster

i just cant enjoy this game
the thought of someone in the crowd saying fag has me shaking

linguine for me

>>150573449
crisp, got fettucine myself

>>150573448
Mate, they don't have to say it, just THINKING it is enough to make me ring up the NDIS for a payment boost.

>>150573338
9/11 for Collingwood Fans

>>150573449
>>150573456
Love both with a cream mushroom sauce. Could eat it every day

>>150573466
corrr that sounds great, i've got a tomato-based sauce tonight though unfortunately (not necessarily complaining)

Fuckin thing should start at 6.30pm, what do they need 1 hour news for?

>>150573456
fettucine is shit
linguine gang these fettucine niggas out here strap up

>>150573334
all the mortars and concretes they use these days are fucking garbage

Bruce Reville unlucky. Must have been line ball between him and Marshall and I guess Marshall gives more run.

pasta night? might knock up a 'nara later

The three mark of the year contenders all pretty underwhelming desu. They'll probably give it to Darcy.

Sup /alf/, long time no see

must be awful to be the suspended player sitting in the coaches box next to you fuming boss

When was the last game Sam De Koning spent significant time in the ruck?

ate 6 chicken n cheeses from maccas, shan’t eat anything else today

hate naras

I has pasta for din dins too, here the ‘cipe

Tonight's burning question: Will the Adelaide Crows be respected by their foes?

>>150573486
I had one of those a few months and the chicken patty was thinner than an air hockey puck. What the fuck happened to them? They used to use the McChicken patties. Or have McChicken patties shrunk too?

>>150573470
I'm not italian, i'll let you have it mate

>finals
>dont have to listen to BT or JB

>>150573505
No, but Steven May

>>150573505
I swear I got this exact same reply last time I posted in here about the chicken n cheeses. Are you a fucking bot, mate?

>>150573510
unpopular opinion: I think matt hill is worse

>>150573510
Except for Grand Final day but hopefully I'll be at the ground again.

I'm a lonely pathetic loser who has never had friends, a gf, or a social life

>foxfooty promo somehow turned tex playing his 300th as some massive feature that he shares the field with nick daicos during it
fuck me dead

I miss when we all listened to the same call

>>150573518
wagmi

The worst commentator, besides Kelli, is CERTAINLY ANTHONY HUDSON, WHO TRIES TO MAKE A SOUNDCAP MOMENT OF EVERYTHING, AND IS ALWAYS YELLING EVEN WHEN NOT NECESSARY, AND CLEARLY PHONING IT IN

>>150573521
Same.

crowm?

>>150573513
Nah, that was me. I'm a person and I do it for free.

>>150573472
tradies don't decide that shit mate

Was Huddos famous THIRTEEN call a Rome reference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu1XBpTUU1c

>>150573520
It's beyond parody at this point.

>>150573532
How did you get your 4chan to be green?

>>150573497
what the fuck

>>150573524
By far the most annoying of all time. Imo the worst are Darcy and Montagna, no ability at all

Do you think Dezi Freeman is gonna watch this game tonight lol

>>150573539
Deleted System32.

holy freshola

>be me
>like licking my gf’s arsehole
>she lets me do it but not sure if she likes it or not
>even worse I think she might be disgusted that I enjoy it so much

>>150573540
It was yummy but now I feel sick

I’d pay cold hard cash to see some cunt break Nick Daicos’ knee Tonya Harding style

>pre-game interview with Tex
>question about Nick Daicos
Jesus Christ

What do dezi freeman and cathy freeman have in common

We all have our vices

>>150573551
I shit you not, a co-worker saw him today and said he thought about kneecapping him

>>150573548
yummo mate

dezi freeman an hero'd right?

>>150573555
both good at running

reckon you guys are a bit obsessed with nick daicos

>poocuito
FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH

>>150573561
no but steven may

>>150573564
You're confusing me with the AFL media, mate.

>>150573564
?

>>150573564
tall puppy syndrome innit

>>150573558
Why can’t someone just king hit him? That’s what footy use to be all about. Imagine Tex lining him up and running straight through him and giving him a career ending or (even better) life threatening concussion

>>150573564
>LOOK AT THIS GUY AND TALK ABOUT HIM
>Nah I'm ok
>WELL, WE'LL JUST CROWBAR HIM INTO EVERY CONVO IMAGINABLE
>Ok ok fine, I'll talk about him
>Heh.... little bit obsessed aren't we?

imagine isaac got brownlow votes
dil would have to say I Cumming haha

>>150573571
>Let me just assault the best players on the other team

>be me
>watching footy with my pop about 15 years ago
>iigs vs pies
>pies win
>popza hates the pies
>nicnat has a terrible game
>popza is spastic drunk and telling me all about how nicnat should be fucked and burned

these two teams hate each other mentioned

six seven

>>150573574
this is the post

apparently you're supposed to "gently roll" a can/bottle of beer

Zoomerbros...

Imagine stripping Nick Daicos of his clothes, tying him to a chair and electrocuting his ball sack with a car battery

>>150573586
thats just cooper fags
shit arse beer

>>150573586
I don't know what that means.

>>150573589
well thats what im drinking right now

It's a long way to the top if you want a sausage roll.

>>150573314
-6.5 crows

>>150573586
beer is npc garbage

collingwood by a rig for mine

>Stanley out injured
RIP Geelong. Straight sets awaits.

Are you guys more hype for the game tonight or Silksong tonight?

>>150573587
>.co.uk
Nice try

>>150573607
i don't think i will play tonight

>>150573607
>Silksong
A 2d platformer that isn't Mario or Sonic? What is there to get excited about?

>>150573588
Shouldn't you be focusing on warming up Darcy?

>>150573607
Saving Silksong for when I get home from the game tomorrow night.

>>150573607
neither only excited for this bong
get fucked nerd

>>150573617
>forgetting donkey kong
is the new switch game any good?

Chad Warners cock and arsehole

>>150573617
It's Australia's greatest gaming accomplishment.

Any of you spastics gonna post the multi or nah?

>>150573629
$1.01 crows fans sook about rankine after a close loss

Never forget how upset Pies Customers got when one of their players got called a faggot. Makes me think.

how do crows v pies games get more crowds than crows v port

>extra police and security tonight
why? worried about someone saying the word fag
why do they continually do things that they know make the public "upset"

>>150573629
Collingwood - 2.25 ->
Brisbane - 2.19 ->
Hawks - 2.05 ->
Dockers - 1.52

$20 x 15.35 odds.

Thoughts on the Mull of Kintyre?

>>150573646
Actually kind of. Escalation between fanbases at the ground tonight after Rankine got the ban is possible.

>>150573655
good song, that's all i can say about it, old macca made seem like a nice place though

you will now buy a powerball ticket

>>150573648
>Hawks

>>150573533
yeah that's the attitude isn't it, not my problem not gonna say nuffin long as the cheque clears eh

>>150573667
nah I don't pay the idiot tax

>Matty Nicks
>inherited a basket case of a club
>total shit show
>complete and total rebuild over several years
>turns it around

Craig McCrae
>inherits a list
>wins a flag
>everyone thinks he’s a genius

powerball but it's powerbrawl and everyone that buys a ticket is a contestant for the jackpot prize and kill until there is one left

>>150573681
would probably help if nicks won a final first eh

Every crows player to reach 300 games before Tex has won a flag.
Pretty telling

>taylor walkers 300th
>thats cool lets celebrate his good ca-
>BUT DID YOU KNOW NICK DAICOS IS ALSO OUT THERE TONIGHT!!!!????

>>150573683
I would do this. I still wouldn't win, but the odds would be better.

>>150573690
Telling of what exactly (I genuinely don't understand the implication here)

>>150573681
You should save the 'Nicks is a genius' posts until he at least wins a final.

>>150573692
>the odds would be better

CARN THE CROWIES

GAPE THEIR ARSEHOLES WIDE OPEN

>>150573255
Easier to resell a modern looking church. Same reason all the new fast food places like McDonalds look generic rather than an old school McDonalds.

Also, that stonework nowadays would cost a fucking fortune. Easily doable, but it would just cost an absolute bomb.

Imagine if Big Cox turns it up

crows have a good office to develop and build good teams. shame they can't draft for shit though

RC loves big cox down back

rc come back mate
we need you for finals

Bruce
>nicks is doing what Craig did, taking a team from a long way back into finals
Fuck off lmao that’s not what happened. The pies had one bad year

>>150573690
Did it on the back of Andrew Mcleod. Tex wouldn't allow him into the team desu.

>mccrae congratulating nicks
This bloke is just insufferable.

>>150573711
iirc they barely missed the 8 that year too

>>150573699
Yes?

rc is an dead pussy 'ole

Look at the guns on the man, phwoarrr

Whatever happened to cartcunt? Haven’t really posted here in a couple of years

BUNCH OF FAGGOTS
RIGHT
IN FRONT
OF ME

>>150573723
Does he kick with those guns?

>>150573720
yes i am laughing with you because it's probably true

Tex only having one AA (in 2023) is crazy

>>150573729
Ah. Carry on.

>>150573681
>>150573711
Crows were a finals team in 2023. One of the most in form teams desu, just got done over by a goal umpire.
Nicks let them get shook and shit the bed in 2024, now he's meant to be praised for them finally pulling their finger out in 2025?

>>150573723
It's so unfair that manlets get super easy gains.

>>150573734
He literally rebuilt the club fuckhead.

>>150573717
they were 17th you idiot

holy shit he wasnt lying about the nick daicos stuff

You can cut the tension with a knife

>>150573738
Tex has been there before Nicks came along.

>>150573587
hahahaha

>>150573745
based Cy Walsh

>>150573740
obviously thinking of two different years cuntox

Footo. Carn the fucken Iggs.

When the fuck did off-roading become so popular? Feels like every cunt does it now

>>150573756
meant this one

>>150573747
And? Cotchin, Riewoldt and Rance were there before Dimma and he rebuilt Richmond.

>>150573711
Thought 'Craig' was referring to Neil Craig at first, which is funny because the circumstances were similar in that case too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5L9mV9fH58
ahhh finals

>Adelaide almost lost to Iggs, Pies and Norf
Crows are going to get fucking pumped. PUMPED.

>pies win tonight
>multiple of their homosexual players will go home and fuck their male partners
>piefag is literally homosexual sex on

Doesn’t even feel like a finals game. Couldn’t give a fuck.

Can any tradies recommend a good (cheap) router (woodworking)?

>There was a fair bit of action. One tried to jab me (with the screwdriver) and only partially succeeded
>72-year-old AFL great Mick Malthouse has fought off a group of armed intruders trying to break into his home.

mick protest status?

>pendlebury
Another overrated fuck because of who he plays for. Never been elite. Never been top 10 in the comp. Only thing that cunt has going for him is that he’s never had a serious injury.

Collingwood will win tonight because they are significantly better than Adelaide

>>150573340
never had lasagne?

>>150573766
>carton of carlton dry
some fuckhead tradie spastic is taping her btw

>>150573766
>pick me! pick me!

>>150573781
>Adelaide coach gets stabbed
>Dies

>Collingwood coach gets stabbed
>Beats up 3 guys a quarter of his age
Bit in this omen.

>>150573756
>>150573766
this is a dude isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feoHV5JUbuo

finals theme

>>150573731
Would have made it in 2012 but missed 6 home and away games. His suspension for calling that bloke a black cunt probably cost him a spot in 2021 as well as 2022

Collingwood will win tonight because the media hasn't hit their required "Nick Daicos mentions" quota

>>150573783
Pendlebury was easily top 5 in the league between 2011-13. He was unbelievable at his peak

>>150573792
bitta thought went behind this response what triggered it lol tell us the story

>>150573587
this broke tradiesperg

>PHAWOR CHECK OUT THIS HOSTILE CROWD THEY HATE THE PIES!!!!
>*pans to entire section of crows fans stuffing their face with food and quietly talking amongst themselves
why do the media constantly lie

And respected by our foes

>>150573812
they exist to lie

>>150573766
What message did the director want to convey to the audience with this piece? This will be on the test.

>>150573812
They jeered them when they came out of the race, the production is just shithouse

>>150573802
Nope.

>ablett
>buddy
>swan
>goodes
>selwood
>hodge
>mitchell
>judd
>dangerfield
>stevie j

Even Delido and Marc Murphy were better. Just played for shit clubs.

>>150573789
yes, but that doesn't make it right

>>150573812
the media exists to displace people's natural feelings of rage and powerless from the powers that be into bread and circuses or other distractions

tradies are unironically intimidating

>>150573823
legs mostly

Some of you have schizophrenia, not naming names.

can't be dealing with all the pre game """analysis"""

>>150573827
Zoomer and/or weak trolling effort, not worth engaging.

>>150573841
Concession accepted.

schizophrenia is based

in the past they called it being a prophet

When we free you from your tyrannical government every magpie fan is going to a FEMA camp

You're all a bunch of fucking retarded faggots. Go Crows.

>>150573853
Crispola

>>150573833
they're not, just arrogant

>>150573812
why do the media always talk shit about racists and sexists etc. but almost always never directly quote them and if they do it's either something completely innocuous or taken out of context

>>150573836
he's not me retard

tradies dont even understand how quotes work
they literally seethe when you get multiple quotes and go for the best price/quality
fuck they are dumb

whats a good after shave to buy
price point around 200

>>150573866
Keep hassling you and say it’s worth their scam price rather than the other. Scum.

>>150573866
do you mean they think that a "quote" automatically means they've got the job

>>150573849
HOLY BASED!!!!!!!

>>150573866
They spent time (money) coming out to do a quote on your place. You going with some cheap, unqualified pajeet just means they wasted a bunch of money with no return.

arrived home just in time for the game crisp

Nobody knows how big the no Rankine effect will be though, might cost them everything

>>150573886
It won't.

big game tonight

if Darcy Moore sucked some cock he'd be Darcy Moreish

>no power stance
Cringe

this is gonna be a kino

>>150573886
Adelaide have been absolute shit in the last 3 games. It'll be damage control to blame it all on Rankine.

>>150573896
>if
lol

>everywhere else
>quote = here is my price and what I'll do, gee i hope i get this gig
>tradies
>quote = I LITERALLY SPENT 5 MINS ON THIS YOU ARE LOCKED IN NOW YOU CANT SAY NO KNOW YA DOG CUNT

sainters lads.

Heard Tex is going to arsefuck Quaynor in the goal square.

>welcome to country
*mutes*

>>150573895
nice m8, down to intencity? what's your high score

>>150573827
Peak pendlebury was getting 30+ touches and a goal per week, with the disposal use of a half back but playing as an inside mid, all australian and copeland every year. To say he was never elite is just wrong

Traditional Aboriginal name... James

whys rankine doing the welcome to country

collingwood should have done the power stance it would have been so fucking funny

oh i forgot how much I hate this fuckin country for a second there

No one knows what you're saying, faggot. This is Australia.

and mute.....

I hate both these teams. I lose either way

>>150573873
water

conquered son, sit

why the FUCK do they only do welcomes in finals
so transparently virtue signalling

phew got home just in time to be welcomed to my country

Is this hindi or abbo

>>150573849
deal

>tfw no spirit inside, just empty shell
;_;

>J.L. Weener
Kek

FOR WE ARE YOUNG AND FREE

YOUNG AND FREE

>Buckskin
Are deer even native to your island?

fucking hell cunt didn't have to hit me with that spirit shit fucking prick

holy shit black kween
>>150573919
looks more like milera imo

I would refuse to remove my hat at the footy. No one is seeing my bald spot, ever

YOUNG
AND
FREE

GIRT

>>150573802
I remember in 2012 he was easily the best midfielder in the league for the first 10 weeks before he injured his knee (I think). After he came back he still got huge numbers but didn't have near the impact.

she's sexy wouldn't mind having sex with her with my penis

>>150573941
>>150573944
>One and free was changed to young and free to not upset Aboriginals
>Now 'Young and free', despite Aboriginals existing for like 50,000 years, making them the oldest
Can't win.

Crows finna win, I feel it.

i fucking hate how every singer hired to do the anthem does all these retarded lilts so it's harder to sing along

Why is nobody posting their pasta?

Reckon I’ve had sharts more in tune than that.

>pisselaide pisses
Pies by 25 points, we thrive on adversity and big moments, crows won’t handle it

>>150573949
Last time I went to a final I sat down and kept my large over-ear headphones on for the welcome to country, then took them off and stood up for the anthem

5AA looms

>crows not singing
poothetic

Jack doesn't sound like an abo name.

>howie
oh for fuck sake as if the nick daicos glazing wasnt bad enough already

>>150573959
You're on National television, you've got to advertise your skills and range.

He wasn't an abo you retards. It's all a gimmick by the government to make us feel bad about our heritage. Don't listen to what they say

>headband poof ump
it's over, he's going to ruin this game

McStay probably chocking back tears right now

Crowd

>>150573964
>we thrive on adversity and big moments

Gonna vigorously flog my arse hole at the half time break.

>>150573968
REV IT UP
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

>matt hill
fuck off

Framptonbros...?

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>>150553599

Why are they booing their gay players?

>>150573989
I've heard rumours he's still a virgin

>booing maynard and quaynor
kek I'm a pie but I respect it

Few Collingwood injuries would be good

>>150574000
dangerously based

Crows are cooked

NICK DAICOS AMAZING

>>150573987
Cheers m8

COOOOOOOOLLINGWOOOOOOOOOD

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