Thread 150582052

We're finally back in England (the true home of Snooker) for some Home Nations events. That means lots of John Pellew, and lots of counfy cueing.

>Upcoming events:
N.Ireland Open Qualifiers - 4-7 Sept
English Open - 11-21 Sept
British Open - 22-28 Sept

>Essential links:
2025/26 Calendar - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=2&season=2025#current
Upcoming matches - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025
Previous thread: >>150301336

>Latest news:
Xiao Guodong retains the Wuhan Open trophy.
Bai Yulu retains the UK Women's Championship (Women).
John Higgins is taking some time off snooker to have a holiday, meanwhile Luca Brecel is taking some time off his holiday to do some snooker.
Bingham now has contact lenses.

Anime.

This is a typical /147/ "GOAT discussion", so it's obviously /sp/ related.

>make lots of great safeties, force a mistake
>miss the unmissable green
oh Bai

>>150582808
kek, nice find, I think I'll stick with The North Face

Feel like Northern Ireland's Brave Joel Connolly could do with a better choice of gargles

Baiboys...

>>150583047
Lmao get this lad some contacts sorted asap

FRIDAY - Northern Ireland Open Qualifiers

Round 1 (bo7)

>10:00
Liam Davies v Ng On Yee (f)
Wang Yuchen v Mateusz Baranowski
Chang Bingyu v Jiang Jun
Gao Yang v Liu Wenwei

>13:00
Cheung Kawaii v Mink Nut (f)
Jimmy White v Huang Jiahao
Ben Mertens v Liam Pullen
Artemijs Zizins v Zhao Hanyang

>16:00
Iulian Boiko v Alex Ursenbacher
Steven Hallworth v Ross Muir
Robbie McGuigan v Fergal Quinn
Hatem Yassen v Ashley Hugill

>>150582808
Nice try, champ but since I got those two Hako albums, I'm never buying anything from Switzerland.

>>150583129
He was lucky.

>>150583999
Cute dachshund.

GWAN NG
GWAN MATI

Morning lads, how are we?

>>150595514
Not bad at all, sick of this 20°+ weather though. God seems to have forgotten it's September.

>>150583999
To my shame, I missed the absolutely MASSIVE evening session

>19:00
Louis Heathcote v Sahil Nayyar
Michal Szubarczyk v Patrick Whelan (a)
Bulcsu Revesz v Leone Crowley
Mitchell Mann v Umut Dikme (a)

W A N G C I D E R

>>150597049
GWAN MICHAŁ
GWAN REVESV

>>150597347
>no GWAN DIKME
coward

>Mateusz won
POLANDOMINATION

GWAN MINK
GWAN ZZ

>>150595514
I like how the Polish flag fits. I do like wearing Hawaiian shirts and I don't drink alcohol. Perfect.

Liam Pullen on a mad one after beating Riggi

>>150598764
Whitewashed Shaky Ben, not bad. Is he the next in line to win his first ranking event (before Jack Lisowski)?

>>150598781
Lmao unironically yes

Ziz: INS!

21nth for Jasmine the Moroccan futuregoat

GWAN THE BOI

GO ON THE CHŁOPIEC

>>150602060
Not looking too good right now, but the lad has bottle. Anyway we have a DIKCIDER on our hands.

>>150603655
Not even Milkins would drink that.

SATURDAY - N.Ireland Open Qualifiers

Round 2 (bo7)

>10:00
Xu Si v Dylan Emery
He Guoqiang v Liam Graham
Lyu Haotian v Haris Tahir
Gonk Chenzhi v David Grace

>13:00
Scott Donaldson v Antoni Kowalski
Theppy Un-Nooh v Julien Leclercq
Oliver Lines v Yao Pengcheng
Ryan Day v Allan Taylor

>16:00
Martin O'Donnell v Sam Craggy
Mark Davis v Farakh Ajaib
Sanderson Lam v Ian Burns
Jimmy Robertson v Jonas Luz

>19:00
Stan Moody v Reanne Evans (f)
Marco Fu v Jamie Jones
Sunny Akani v Daniel Wells
Michael Holt v Lan Yuhao

The chłopiec lost, but he's still młody, he has czas.
A player called Julio Cesar Maus is playing now in Pan American. Sounds like a JoJo character.

>>150605056
>10:00
>literally nothing
>13:00
>figuratively everything
Why did they do it?

>>150603833
lel

>>150605056
>Scott Donaldson v Antoni Kowalski
>Theppy Un-Nooh v Julien Leclercq
tasty

>>150598362
I prefer this version

>>150598362
>I do like wearing Hawaiian shirts
My mental image of you has been utterly shattered

>>150605583
VERY disrespectful.

>>150606026
This happens a lot. People online tend to think I'm a metalhead.

GWAN THE EMERY

GWAN THE YCPs

Recommending Lyu v Tahir. Don't want to spoil the surprise, but you should watch, if you're a fan of young, handsome referees.

>>150619495
Twenty five years young


S I C I D E R

Wales marches on

S M U G C I D E R

>>150620755
oh yes

>4 matches
>4 YCPs
>3 YCPs out

>>150621042
Smugbros lose again

>>150621132
Chinese invasion? More like the Chinese retreat hehe

>>150582808
Thought process was certainly following

>Snooker
>precision
>Swiss
>known for precision engineering/brands

>low quality pictures
>no booklets/lyrics
>"Taketombo" instead of "Taketonbo"
Behold, le Swiss precision. I'll never forgive them for this re-release.

I've once gotten a 147

Antek bros...

>>150621636
Fucking state of this. I expected better from the Swiss

>>150622077
at darts

>>150621644
Mateusz is the last hope for PolBros

GWAN THEPPY

>>150622494
We're absolutely going to make it.

Thepchaiya IN-Nooh.

>>150606026
>>150618084
I assumed that Polebro, Austriaboy and Latvia all look like this. The Irish posters wear fedoras and Matrix trenchcoats. Germany looks like one of Kraftwerk. That's what I imagine you all look like.

>>150622953
Gdynia Open returns when?

>>150623596
>The Irish posters wear fedoras and Matrix trenchcoats
I'm sorry what

>>150623707
lmao

>>150623770
the mental image of you prancing in a Fedora and Matrix cosplay chatting up Chinese lasses has me laffin

>>150623770
You know. Like a BDSM James Joyce.

Andorra? I hardly know her!

>

GWAN HITMAN
GWAN SUNNY
GWAN FU
GWAN MOODYMANN

GWAN FUNNY
GWAN SU

Fu: IN
Sunny: fightINg

>>150632616
>Sunny: fightINg
SUNNYSIDEUPCIDER

fug

>>150634021
>SUNNYSIDEUP
Right after reading this, I scrolled through /v/ and someone posted a picture from a game called Little Witch in the Woods. I played the demo once, so I decided to check on Steam whether it's finally out of Early Access and released properly.
And when I did, pic related. (It's not out of EA yet, by the way.)
How does this happen so often? You hear a word and think to yourself "haven't heard this word in years", and then on the same day you see/hear it again, from a completely different, unrelated source.

Alas, the sunny side is down.

SUNDAY - Northern Ireland Open Qualifiers

Qual Round 2 (bo7)

>10:00
Anthony McGill v Alex Ursenbacher
Fan Zhengyi v Artemijs Zizins
Long Zehuang v Liam *Pull*em
Liu Hongyu v Cheung Kawaii

>13:00
Matthew Stevens v Steven Hallworth
Ishpreet Singh v Chang Bingyu
Duane Jones v Louis Heathcote
Robbie Williams v Huang Jiahao

>16:00
Luca Brecel (tbc) v Liam Davies
Ben Woollaston v Matty Baranowski
Zak Surety v Fergal Quinn
Robert Milkins v Patrick Whelan (a)

>19:00
Jordan Brown v Mitchell Mann
Ricky Walden v Ashley Hugill (a)
Aaron Hill v Gao Yang
David Lilley v Leone Crowley

>>150635196
>SUN(DAY)
You just had to rub it in, huh.

GWAN IGOR

Just noticed I didn't reply to >>150621257 when I posted >>150621636

>>150635424
don't shoot the messenger m8, I didn't invent the days

>>150635060
>How does this happen so often? You hear a word and think to yourself "haven't heard this word in years", and then on the same day you see/hear it again, from a completely different, unrelated source.
There is definitely a term for this

>>150635196
GWAN ANTONEE
GWAN ZZ
GWAN PULL

Time for snooker. And ordering some important things. A new Hako just appeared on one of the auction sites I check everyday. Now I need to find some more to justify the shipping price.

GWANTHONY
GWAN ZZ

>>150635060
>>150646383
Baader Meinhof phenomenon/frequency illusion

Bacher zested himself very nicely here. He had to do it himself, because McGill is pretty bad right now.

>>150647610
>illusion
Ah, the Faaget Meingott phenomenon also known as "if I can't explain it, I'll call it an illusion/mental illness".
I'm rather particular about words and even people in foil hats could envy my power to Notice in that area. There's simply no way I'm imagining things.

>>150647661
>Faaget Meingott phenomenon


Rip ZZ

>Pullen with a 143
the Pullback is on

>>150648235
>>150648263
>ZZ, Pullen, Bacher all out
What a catastrophe. At least McGill is in, but only because Bacher is out.

>>150648657
The Pendulum is ruthless

GWAN MATI
GWAN LIAM

Luca is playing, this time for real.

>>150653692
>brelel whitewash

GWAN JORDAN
GWAN RICKY

>>150655291
He found his Q-action.

GWAN IGOR

It's time we talked about today's schedule.

>>150679853
>no Snooker for three days

Morning lads, how are we? Who's playing today?

>>150680178
You may want to sit down, I have some bad news....

>>150680539
Let me guess, only ma*e "players" in the next few days? Grim indeed.

>>150680539
>

>not watching the Mark Selby v Neil Robertson bo33 in the snooker metaverse right now
Lelby just rolled up behind the lemon, shit was SO cash

>waiting for zhao hanyang v connor benzey in the prestigious english open
Can't believe the tournament lasts for 12 days and the final is a poxy bo17, with round after round of bo7.

>>150681428
lel

>>150681504
>with round after round of bo7.
Yeah this is easily the worst thing about HN events, hopefully they change the early rounds to bo9/bo11 soon but I doubt it.

>>150682554
>anything greater than bo7
nooooooooo but how will I win

>>150683289
The real reason Barold Hearn won't switch to longer matches

>>150689479
woman in the back has clearly never seen a mustelid inside a snooker arena before

>So yes there was circumstancial "evidence" found that could connect me
???? Did I miss something?

>>150698531
>he doesn't know what happened in the scorching summer of 2019

>>150698740
lel I think I actually made this

You can't spell "Mink Nutcharut is a snooker player" without lemon

>>150699240
>it's real

>>150699240
I want to dispute this, but I cannot.

>>150698937
147 is a flat circle

>>150699240
>

>>150700180
>when your fiancé calls another man daddy
delete pls

>>150699240
You can't spell "Mark Selby, one" without L,E,M,O,N either.
>tfw no "ark Sby, e" today

>>150700977
another anagram is 'Kerby as lemon'

>>150701516
Lemon bark, yes?

Business idea: Annagram
Popular snooker referee and pharmaceutical boffin Anna Hodun launches a social media account named 'Annagram' where she uploads videos and images of herself doing cute things and keeps us up to date on her refereeing experiences

>>150704070
This, except it's called Pellegram.

There's been a Pink Ribbon event on today I had no idea about so here's a Craig Steadman vs Wakeman (final) VOD. Oh yeah and Gnelf was there too.

https://www.youtube.com/live/1bSoE85Tqwk?si=TyM-tl694B_xqAj_

>>150706474
Don't know what that pink ribbon is, but I'll take snooker, thanks.

>>150706382
why would she call it that?

>>150706474
Alright, time for the second half.

>>150709025
Otherwise people would think it's about her and no one would watch it.

>>150713942
>Otherwise people would think it's about her and no one would watch it.
Careful lad, or I'll send the mink over to sort you out

>>150715232
Next time Milky is dead.

The Countdown teatime teaser is currently ADINGCUE, and the clue is, “If you’re feeling snookered, you might need some advice.” I don’t know what it is but I thought you might enjoy it.

>>150716063
It's a reference to the 2026 World Champion, Ding Junhui, of course.

>>150716063
Guidance?

THURSDAY - English Open, Brentwood Leisure Centre

Round 1 (bo7)

>10:00
Sunny Akani v Oliver Brown
Cheung Kawaii v Jimmy White
Zhao Hanyang v Connor Benzey
Huang Jiahao v Oliver Sykes (a)

>13:00
Liam Highfield v Ng On Yee (f)
Antoni Kowalski v Liam Graham
Marco Fu v Gao Yang
Wang Yuchen v Florian Nüßle

>16:00
Louis Heathcote v Mahmoud El Hareedy
David Grace v Jonas Luz
Duane Jones v Patrick Whelan (a)
Amir Sarkhosh v Sahil Nayyar

>19:00
Sam Craggy v Chatchapong Nasa
Haris Tahir v Michal Szubarczyk
Jiang Jun v Reanne Evans (f)
Julien Leclercq v Aidan Murphy (a)

wew that is a miserable lot of fixtures

>>150718640
>wew that is a miserable lot of fixtures
Quite a few of my lads playing so i can't complain

the 900 is on btw

https://www.youtube.com/live/Ro51M6wMsJo?si=D4XJRu3KhHjzIE9k

>>150719044
I hope the team names are meant to be ironic

>>150720449
Me neither lel

>>150718640
>miserable lot of fixtures
>Sunny
>White
>Ng
>Kowalski
>Fu
>Nestle
>Nasa
>Szubarczyk
Literally one of the most prestigious days in the recent snooker history.

>>150719044
>the 900 is on btw
This is why I said "one of".

GWAN SUNNY
GWAN OLIVER TWIST
GWAN JIMMY

>>150720593
heh

GWAN SUNNEH
GWAN THE YCPs
GWAN THE YHKP

>>150724824
>chrome no longer supports 4chan X
muh /147/ experience...

>>150725950
>accidentally gave Poland a (You) for free
IT'S OVER

>Ng's 137 in frame 2 is the biggest break on the Main Tour by a woman.
:) but also :(

>>150725950
>using chrome

>>150725984
You're not getting it back.

Business idea: matches are won by the player that made the highest break, not the player that won the most frames

Nasabros...

At least Su and Funny won...

>>150726791
The highest number of one-point breaks.

FRIDAY - English Open

Round 1 (bo7)

>10:00
Bai Yulu (f) v Liu Wenwei
Artemijs Zizins v Yao Pengcheng
Liam Pullen v Lan Yuhao
Chang Bingyu v Leone Crowley

>13:00
Robbie McGuigan v Mink Nut (f)
Iulian Boiko v Xu Yichen
Chris Totten v Ross Muir
Farakh Ajaib v Kreishh Gurbaxani

>16:00
Bulcsu Revesz v Alexander Ursenbacher
Steven Hallworth v Mateusz Baranowski
Michell Mann v Ian Burns
Haydon Pinhey v Ryan Davies (a)

>19:00
Ben Mertens v Ashley Hugill (a)
Allan Taylor v Umut Dikme (a)
Liam Davies v Hatem Yassen
Dylan Emery v Fergal Quinn

>>150728168
>me waiting for nasa's career to really take off

>>150728737
Not bad.

>>150728837
Soon...

>>150728737
GWAN BAI
GWAN ZZ
GWAN PULL

>Previously banned YCP playing like this
Hey, I've seen this one before. Chang Bingyu for 2026 World Champion.

GWAN ZZ
GWAN BB

>>150736679
So we only need to convince Bai to fix a match and then report her.

>>150736876
Excellent idea

Z I Z C I D E R

>Zizou
>buh Bai

>>150737962
Not so fast

BAICIDER

Tina is looking kinda sultry today with a pullable tail and pullable bangs

Bai: IN

I'm sorry I doubted...

>>150738424
a lesson learned

GWAN THE BOI
GWAN MINKU

>>150738424
>Bai: IN
Holy BAIsed.

MINKWINSLOL

>Mink: IN
Girlboys, we are utterly feasting today

>>150739221
Men sisters...

MateuszChads... we win again

>>150740829
Pendulum-chan has been so kind today I half expect her to get Polebro hit by a car tomorrow as a way of balancing things out

>>150742163
Why me? And that would be quite an accident if a car crashed into my room through the window on the third floor. Why would I even leave on a Saturday when there's snooker, video games and Hako?

>>150742163
>Welsh lads IN
>MertINs
She will make us all pay

Almost forgot to wish a happy birthday to are Moroccan /futureGOAT/ Jasmine Eythrib!

SATURDAY - English Open

Round 2 (bo7)

>10:00
Luca Brecel v Jimmy White
Fan Zhengyi v Julien Leclercq
Xu Si v David Grace
Long Zehuang v Amir Sarkhosh

>13:00
Noppy Saengkham v Zhao Hanyang
Mark Davis v Marco Fu
Liu Hongyu v Sam Craggy
Jimmy Robertson v Wang Yuchen

>16:00
David Lilley v Sunny Akani
Ryan Day v Liam Graham
Zak Surety v Haris Tahir
Oliver Lines v Liam Highfield

>19:00
Jordan Brown v Louis Heathcote
Martin O'Donnell v Duane Jones
Robbie Williams v Huang Jiahao
Daniel Wells v Jiang Jun

>>150582052 (OP)
Alri, here we are then. Hope all the lads have been well.
Thanks for the thread and the news!

>>150595514
Too busy with work but things are looking to settle down now

>>150658242
>>150684710
>>150704070
Ania a perfect, simple as

>>150743582
>finally time to watch and my boy Jordan Brown is on the schedule
Absolutely blessed feeling

>>150743257
Zamn! Snooker players look like that?!

>>150743582
GWAN JIMMY
GWAN THE THAIS
GWAN GOLDEN BROWN

>>150748006
Ayup lad

Here's some Thai Women's Snooker on while >waiting

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bm4YGFfkQ1g

>>150750306
>implying we weren't >waiting for this exactly

>>150750306
> 'พลอย ขอนแก่น' พลอยชมพู เหล่าเกียรติพงษ์ vs 'มายด์ สากล' ปัญชญา จันทร์น้อย l รอบรองชนะเลิศ
Why is Thai such a cute language?

>>150750068
>1671116717652719.jpg
*pushes Ronnie*

GWAN JUMMEH
GWAN THE YCPs

T H A I C I D E R ( A F )

>>150750306
I really really really really want one of those chairs
imagine sitting in that thing while watching snooks

Getting zesty.

Pancha(ya)ds, we can't stop winning.

ploy bros...

GWAN MARC'O

What snooker are you guys watching? TNT (the new home of snooker) are telling me that the English Open starts on Monday afternoon?

>>150753491
The earlier rounds have been on since thursday

https://www.wst.tv/matches

Mark Davis getting absolutely jested

photo from the WST site
such a high quality shot of a mink in its natural habitat belongs in an Attenborough documentary

Who has a worse baldspot, Judd or Hanyang?

Mark O: IN
Nopp O: OUT

>>150754945
is this real?

GWAN SUNNY

>>150754945
WHITE POWER!

>>150755168
100% natural
>>150757801
that's what I always say when a random ycp accidentally pots the kubol

>>150758241
>accidentally pots the kubol
Always love to see it

>Simultaneous deciders
wew

Sunny: IN

SUNDAY - English Open

Round 2 (bo7)

>10:00
Lyu Haotian v Liam Davies
Theppy Un-Nooh v Haydon Pinhey
Gonk Chenzhi v Chang Bingyu
He Guoqiang v Farakh Ajaib

>13:00
Stan Moody v Liam Pullen
Matthew Stevens v Dylan Emery
Sanderson Lam v Mitchell Mann
Robert Milky v Ross Muir

>16:00
Ricky Walden v Bai Yulu (f)
Michael Holt v Mink Nut (f)
Ben Woollaston v Alexander Ursenbacher
Anthony McGill v Mateusz Baranowski

>19:00
Scott Donaldson v Allan Taylor
Jamie Jones v Iulian Boiko
Ishpreet Singh v Ben Mertens
Aaron Hill v Yao Pengcheng

My boy Jordan is still young...

>>150763287
>16:00
>

Laying in bed thingken of snooker and the following was revealed to me:
>Ricky Walden v Mink would be the Walnut v Nutcharut
>if Stan Moody's surname was Moony we could one day see Akani Sunny v Stan Moony
I ought to charge for these gems. Alright, goodnight /147/.

>>150771380
Truly wonderful revelations

>>150763287
>filename
Kek
>that 10am session
Oh, how exciting.

>>150771380
This is some high level Alanlysis

More from the Thai ladies

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LmAOuuZ-qxQ

>>150780988
GWAN ปัณชญา จันทร์น้อย
(for new snooker fans: it's the one on the red throne)

>>150781416
>Thai women have thrones
>Brentwood Center Men have A&E waiting room chairs
hmmmm

GO ON THE YTP
GO ON THE YCPs

>>150781533
At least they're not standing in the rain.

all the lads

>4-0
Total Panchaya domination.

>>150780988
Why is the "O" red?

>>150781533
Absolutely based

>>150782123
>/147/ meetup

>>150782123
Me on the right


GWAN MOODSTER
GWAN PULLen

>>150782396
>Why is the "O" red?
The Redbol is worth 0 points in Thailand

>>150783271
Mark Selby, zero, and the frame.

>Getting whitewashed on your birthday
FeelsBadStan

>>150783854
I wanted to make a joke about him having drunk already (juice, of course, because he's...) but I realised he's 19 now.
Born in 2006, and already 19.

>>150783909
>2000 was 36 years ago

Some top notch thievery from Emery to take that frame wew

I'd wager Snooker is the #1 sport when it comes to plunging players and audience alike into existential crisis

Happy Birthday to Gould btw

GO ON THE GIRLS

GWAN THE GIRLS
GWAN MATI
GWAN BACHER

>>150785339
>it's real

>>150785545
Happy birthday! Hope he's back on the main tour soon.

>Bai Yulu, 1
quite like the purple carpet

>>150786298
>boring grey in McGill's match
As always, girl chads stay winning.

the winner of Holt v Mink plays The Boy in the next round

Bai: settled

2 REDS 2 BLACKS

>>150785545
I miss gould

>>150786286
>>150787965
He'll be back... he just needs more time

>>150787315
>tfw it's bo7 season

>>150787800
GirlBoys...

Mink bros, we were so close...

Bai bros, we were so close...

Mati bros, we were so close...

>>150788276
>>150788631
>>150789257


GWAN SCOTTY
GWAN THE BOI
GWAN BIG BEN

Bacher bros, we were so close...

4/4, perfect score.

>>150790956
you forgot Hillhouse

>>150788276
>>150788631
>>150788200
It never even began for us girls...

do the latter stages of this tournament get broadcast on any standard english tv channels?

>>150791608
DMAX will air the Final, i'm fairly certain.

>>150791294
GWAN THE KEN REGEN

>>150791490
Our day will come, someday womenchads.

>Missed a Hillhouse Maxi
fucks sake

another week, another maximum

>YCP and Shaky lost
>Scott and Boiko losing
What a day...

>>150799513
BOICIDER

>>150799513
SCOTTYCIDER

MONDAY - English Open

Round 3 (bo7)

>10:00
Ding Junhui v Liam Pullen
Si Jiahui v Liu Hongyu

>13:00
Barry Blorkins v Louis Heathcote
Kyren Wilson v Robbie Williams
David Gilbert v Fan Zhengyi
Matthew Selt v Liam Davies

>Followed by
Mark Selby v Liam Highfield
Wu Jizzy v He Guoqiang
Lei Peifan v Ryan Day
Pang Junxu v Daniel Wells

>19:00
Hossein Vafaei v Luca Brecel
Mark Williams v Amir Sarkhosh
Zhou Yuelong v Xu Si
Tom Ford v Martin O'Donnell

>Followed by
Shaun Murphy v Zak Surety
Chris Wakelin v Ross Muir

>>150801808
>Vafaei v Luca Brecel
For some reason these two players specifically have terrible body odor in my head canon

>>150800054
>>150800206
At least one of them won.

>>150801808
GWAN DING

>>150801808
GWAN SELBINHO!

>>150791893
Soon, surely.

Alri' lads?

>>150811935
Alri

GWAN DING
GWAN PULL
GWAN SI

>>150811935
alri

Three miss rule enthusiasts feasting

In case it even needed to be said: Ding is in.

>>150812798
Now for the Hawk to fly high

GWAN BLORINHO

>>150812798
Seconds in doubt: 0.000.

HawkINs now time for Jester

oh no no no

>>150814332
>>150814415
Very nice. However!

GWAN SELBINHO
GWAN THE YCPs

>>150814544
and the frame

>>150814769
>doubting

Which Liam Highfield evolution do you lads prefer: the Paul Weller or the Fernando Torres?

for me, it's the Serbian hardman look

>>150814415
lel

J E S T U R Y

>>150814830
Looks better honestly

>hating on Kryen until you support him against the GOAT
it's like the kinds of people who would switch football teams

I like this aesthetic
very sleek and modern
even the ref fits the surroundings, although I'd still prefer pellew

>Sheriff in the audience
very prestigious

>>150815069
I appreciate the colour coding

Yes, yes, but when is Ania?

>>150815116
Big bad Barry has her locked up in the Mattioli Arena

Not bad, maybe this could be his year.

>>150814780
N-never in doubt.

>two YCPs also in
>one still fighting
Nice.

GWAN WILLO
GWAN PELLEW

>>150812583
WHERE'S THE RIGHT HAND GOIN

TUESDAY - English Open

Round 3 (bo7)

>10:00
Xiao Guodong v Gonk Chengzhi
Zhang Anda v Anthony McGill

>13:00
Judd Trump v Michael Holt
Joe O'Connor v Ricky Walden
Gary Wilson v Sanderson Lam
Yuan Sijun v Ben Woollaston

>Followed by
Mark Allen v Scott Donaldsunn
Stuart Bingham v Dylan Emery
Jak Jones v Jamie Jones
Elliot Slessor v Jimmy Robertson

>19:00
Neil Robertson v Sunny Akani
Jack Lisowski v Thepchaiya Oh-No
Ali Carter v Marco Fu
Jackson Page v Zhao Hanyang

>Followed by
Zhao Xintong v Ishpreet Singh
Stephen Maguire v Aaron Hill

>>150818346
I've been sick.

>>150820430
GWAN XIAO
GWAN ZHANG
GWAN TONY

>>150824529
how can you just exclude Gonk like that

>>150827593
You're right, that does look bad.

GWAN GONK

GWAN TONY

>>150827954
Saudi + Triple Crown events only then eh?

Gwan Gnelf, Hitman, Benji and Jumpin' Joe

>>150828620
CAMMAN ENGLAND POT SAM FACKIN BALLS

Alright, a new hako full of nice souvenirs is being prepared for shipment (the weight is, of course, 1470g). Hope it arrives before the Hakoday. I'm not sure if I've already mentioned it, but this year we celebrate a third Hakoday, and it's an especially important one. More info in about 2 weeks.

GWAN HO- never mind
GWAN GNELF
GWAN WALNUT

>>150827593
In the end, only two of them really gwan'd.

>>150829166
>the weight is, of course, 1470g
nice

GWAN DONALDO

S C O T T U R Y

Gnelf: in

>

GWAN FUNNY AND SU
GWAN THE P. CHAIYA

>>150830224
>still playing with one more possible frame after this one
Heh. Jegg and Thepp will have a long night.

W E L S H C I D E R

Are these twins or am I just a faceblind regard?

Congratulations to Jak Jones for winning the "Welsh with the last name Jones and also having JJ as your initials Derby"

>>150832849
>his the lucky bitch.png
Ursenbacher up to his old tricks again?

>>150832638
Not all twins are identical twins, but I don't think two women would allow themselves to be seen on TV with the same hairstyle unless they were related.

>>150833282
lel fair

Fu :(
GWAN THEPPY & SEETHEN

>both Welsh Joneses against each other
>both Lisowskis against each other
The scheduler's had fun arranging today's fixtures

C E N T U R Y
134 by are champion.

GWAN GUIRE
GWAN ZHAO
GWAN THEPPER (again)

bloody 'ell, cam on Steven

WEDNESDAY - English Open Round 4 (bo7)

>10:00
Wu Jizzy v Chris Wakelin
Ding Junhui v Matt Selt

>13:00
Mark Selby v Lei Peifan
Judd Trump v Yuan Sijun
Gary Wilson v Elliot Slessor
Pang Junxu v Robbie Williams

>Followed by
Barry Blorkins v Tom Ford
Mark Williams v Zhou Yuelong
Xiao Guodong v Ricky Walden
Zhang Anda v Jak Jones

>19:00
Neil Robertson v Jackson Page
Si Jiahui v Luca Brecel
Shaun Murphy v Fan Zhengyi
Ali Carter v Aaron Hill

>Followed by
Zhao Xintong v Jack Lisowski
Mark Allen v Stuart Bingham

>McTired
>Cloudy
>Poo
>Eu-Nuch
What a disaster.

>4 frames played
>3 centuries by Zhao
Chinese domination.

>>150836377
GWAN DING
GWAN WU

>>150833728
lmao

>>150839600
>4 frames played
>3 centuries by Shaun
McDonalds Domination

>>150839600
Ding: IN and a century
Wu: IN

GWAN JESTER
GWAN YUAN
GWAN GNELF

Mark Selby, one hundred

>>150843098
>Mark Selby, one
Stopped reading right there

Data Baize: Gary Wilson has never beat a player balder than he

GWAN the cute ref in the Selby match

>>150843640
>>150843651
heh

>>150843640
Tina, but sterner

>>150843461
I choose the believe this

>>150843741
*to

>Three whitewashes and a 4-1
Deciderbros are starving

>>150843813
>

GWAN THE HAWK
GWAN WILLO
GWAN FAN
GWAN PANDA & JAK

>>150843827
?...Brecel is playing tonight

>wake up
>Ding destroyed
>zestwash
>Sless counter-slain
>blorkwash

GWAN... FUG, ACTUALLY GWAN ALL PLAYERS

>>150843651
Not saying she's ugly, but looks too serious to fit my definition of "cute" (that definition has a lot of pictures of Hako, by the way, as examples).

fuck, I missed Blorky Hawk destroying

>>150844397
The Hawk swoops, the Panda falls and the Willo eats a kebab to cheer himself up.

>>150844348
Yes, I suppose as >>150843710 said, stern is more applicable.

D O N G C I D E R

>>150845052
tastes nutty

>>150845061
Walnut szn is upon us

>>150845280
>Walnuts are the round, single-seed stone fruits of the walnut tree. They ripen between September and November in the northern hemisphere
wow you're right

>>150845442
On my way home today I saw two kids picking up walnuts. How could I have not realised it was an omen?

>>150845442
JJ and Xintong don't stand a chance against a ripe Walnut

>Ken's Birthday
GWAN KENDO

>>150846971
>the 227th maximum in professional snooker
feels like just yesterday that they hit the 200 milestone

>>150847202
Is the standard really so much better or are the pockets just bigger... or both?

>Shorn in
>Neyul deceased
>Brelel winning

>>150847955
Why are evening sessions evil?

>>150847985
Snooker is only supposed to be played in the deng (deng means light)

>Hill doing the needful
Thank you based Hillhouse

H I L L H O U S E

This is Jack's year

>>150848761
He will beat Tong then lose to Hillhouse, such is the way of jegg.

Zhao must be ill or something this is strange lmao

B I N G C I D E R

GWAN JACK!

>>150849840
and the winner plays Ding!

>>150850050
RIP Bing, but Mork v Ding is always a good matchup.

THURSDAY - English Open Round 5 (still bo7)

>13:00
Barry Hawkins v Zhou Yuelong
Judd Trump v Elliot Slessor

>Followed by
Shaun Murphy v Jackson Page
Luca Brecel v Robbie Williams

>19:00 (wew!)
Ding Junhui v Mark Allen
Mark Selby v Wu Jizzy

>Followed by
Jack & Jones v Ricky Walnut
Jak Lisowski v Aaron Hill

>>150850651
>Ding Junhui v Mark Allen
>Mark Selby v Wu Jizzy
Oh dear. This evening session will CLEARLY be unlike the previous two.

Just go a 147. Anyone here play sudoku? I think it's suitable for safety enjoyers.

GWAN BARRY
GWAN DESI
GWAN SLESSY

GWAN HAWK TUA
GWAN THE SLESSOR EVIL

GWAN BLORKO
GWAN ZHOU
GWAN THE EVIL GNELF

>>150855225
>147s are so common now, /147/ anons can make one

>>150855225
>>150856318
£147,000 will come in handy for buying those antique wing chairs for /147/

>>150856417
Good idea. Wing chairs and Blork Memmos for everybody... and I wonder how much it would cost to hire Pellew to stand in my living room for an afternoon?

STOP THE COUNT

>Slessor plays a highly intellectual safety by trying to leave both blue and brown near the cushion
>instead of getting mad and hitting hard
Strange timeline.

>>150856461
Its Slessver

>>150856496
2smart2win

ARGHHH

>>150856525
COME ON AND SLESS
AND WELCOME TO THE BAIZE

GWAN ZESTY BARRY

TROON IN THE FRONT ROW

>Both Sless and Hawk bottling 2-0 leads
>Brelel and Morph next

>>150856807
ynr Jamie Hunter

B O Y C I D E R

S L E S S C I D E R

GWAN SLESSO

guys how do we get Blorky to do better

>>150857046
Men have asked this for generations, i fear we wil never find an answer.

>

WTF, I love Slessor now?!

Finding it difficult to care about watching snooker since the death of Eurosport if I'm honest lads

.

>Mid september and Judd still hasn't won a tournament
Ah fuck he's gonna win the worlds, isn't he?

>>150857211
>you no longer give Barry Hearn money
Sounds like a blessing in disguise to me

tati :3

>>150857329
perhaps he's cursed to not win any more Home Nations events since he left glorious England and moved to *checks spinning globe on table* Honk Gonk.

>>150857413
there she is, the big-bottomed girl

>>150857191
>>150857227
what do you think this is, GQ Magazine? STOP with the pretty boy postin'

GWAN JACKSON
GWAN ROBBIE

>>150857329
>he's gonna win the worlds
(Six-red)

>>150857427
But really, the more I look at Shorn, the more normal Sless appears to me.

SAY YES TO THE SLESS

>>150857426
The Chinese have stolen his brainwaves amd given then to Tong

>>150857716
uncanny valley levels of weird

P A G E C I D E R

lol. Lmao, even.

shorn just wasn't hungry enough for victory

GWAN ENGLISH WILLO

We were so close to being rid of Shorn, Jebb AND Pretzlel. Still, good session.

>>150858316
Zhou will do the needful, but yes this tournament has turned out to be very very based.

I see a little Tina ponytail swishing gracefully

GWAN SELBEH
GWAN DING

Lmao @ that guy in the front row with his man bag strapped round his chest

>>150859179
>Ding destroying
>Jester zesting

>>150859928
Let's hope you didn't speak too soon.

>>150860556
fug

>misery guts Lelby goes home to his old wife
>Chad Yeezy goes back to his qt snooker gf (Yulu)
I think we all know who the real winner here is

GAWN MARK ZEST HIM RIGHT UP

>>150860863
Now it's our chance to avoid a decider at least on one table.

GWAN SELBIUS

D E S I C I D E R

N-never in doubt, heh.

Dingcider...
GWAN DINGO

>>150860965
>>150860972
>jester coming back to win the frame so we can all watch the Dingcider
Big ups

Tina is looking dangerously pullable this evening

>ding builds a big lead against mork
>proceeds to get destroyed for the rest of the match and lose

>>150861435
This is what Ding sees when he has a lead, no wonder he can't win baka.

>Allen vs Sless
The most Decider coded fixture i've ever seen

Well, at least some good things happened today. That's more than we can say about most days.

>>150861109
tiny tiner and her titillating tail

>>150861559
>>150861571

PELLEW!

>>150861571
stupid sexy tina...

>>150861817
just look at this sprightly young buck!

>>150861756
Nothing to frown about

>>150861817
>>150861885
GWAN THE YOUNG MAN
GWAN HILLHOUSE
GWAN JJ AND WALNUT

>late night snooker
Peak /comfy/

>Tina, Selby and now Pellew
my no nut thursday didn't stand a chance

>>150862060
>waiting for a midnight decider

>>150862088
>my no nut thursday didn't stand a chance
It never did, since Walden is playing right now.

crazy to think that the combined age of these 3 young'uns is about 60
>>150862060
a late night show even barry can't cancel
>>150862088
I already lost at tati

>>150861586
>dang ol' lisowskee I tell you hwat man, he nevergon'windarankintitlejustgon'beontourtilhesseventy

>>150862282
>It never did, since Walden is playing right now.
lel

FRIDAY - English Open Quarterfinals (bo9)

>12:00
Luca Brecel v Zhou Yuelong

>14:00
Mark Selby v Jackson Page

>19:00
Mark Allen v Elliot Slessor
Jak Jones v Aaron Hill

I don't know where to stream snooker
will you guys be mean to me if I ask

>>150863566
Huya via streamlink is the way. See: https://pastebin.com/tRSLRCNm
The downside with this route (for me at least) is that the video can randomly glitch out (like here >>150861435) and a lack of English commentary.

If you don't mind paying Uncle Barry I've heard that WST Play (with a Euro vpn) is adequate, it's certainly a lot cheaper than a TNT Sports sub. Other than that, there are always free streams available, if you ask during the day someone will share a link.

This is a board game not a sport

>>150865010
https://youtu.be/Z0_gpcaiGyE

Richard, seriously?

You've got so many machines, Richard!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSorN9vhLz4

>>150862411
lel

>>150863520
The fixtures we all predicted, for sure.

>>150863566
https://sport7.pro/?search=snooker

GWAN TINA

>>150872227
call me Liam because I am PULLEN

>>150868555
>>150870555
nice trips

>>150872411
Nice dubs

>the fuckin state of that frame

>Tom Ford has pulled out of next week's Unibet British Open for medical reasons.
Bloke thinks he's bloody rpmmie o'sulligwan

The new hako has arrived. Less than 48 hours after they sent it. Reminds me of how I had to wait 47 days for a full-priced inferior product to come from Switzerland.
Death to Switzerland, by the way, haha, as a joke, of course.

GWAN ZHOU

Does the other match start in 5 minutes, or only after the previous one ends?

>>150872411
>I am PULLEN
Reminds of an idea for a picture I've had for some time but will never use, so I'm just going to describe it.
It's this cover, except the blood is a silhouette of a female referee and the hammer is her pony-tail. The hand stays as it is. You can guess the title.

>>150873377
>47 days for a full-priced inferior product to come from Switzerland.
Sounds like they were having a jest

>>150873426
heh

were the score graphics always this tiny

>>150873947
It's the same as always, you just got larger

T I N A C I D E R

>>150873947
it's a plot by big gargools

GO ON JOE

>

>>150873426
Reading a description of a really good but nonexistent meme is the only pleasure at all comparable to enjoying a scintillating Women’s Snooker match in livetext format.

snooker

What a frame. The real snooker indeed.

>>150874364
Kek. I still have this whole match saved. I read it whenever there's no snooker.

>>150874438
I think if you tried to read that image and watch this frame at the same time you would overdose on zest

BACK TO THE BUFFET YOU FAT FUCK

BACK TO MY LAP YOU SMUG REF

>>150874419
At it's peak

>>150874388
These memes of this old American are extremely tedious. There I said it.

>>150874491
Fortunately, his luck didn't save him for once.

GWAN JESTER

>"It is tough because my Grandad comes everywhere with me. He's 74 years old and I know he won't be here forever. Hopefully he's here for a long time to come, but he's more deserving. He has driven me around since I was nine. I would love to be in the position to give him a trophy. The money means nothing compared to what a trophy would mean. I'll keep knocking on the door, keep trying my best and see what happens," said world number 23 Slessor.
His Grandad's name? John Pellew

>>150863566
I never knew, and people were very helpful and told me. It was then that I discovered I don’t actually care about most snooker matches if they aren’t on TV, so I’ve just been very quiet since then.

But it’s on TV now! Hit up DMAX (Sky 159, probably on Freeview as well, I think it’s in the 40s) and you don’t need a stream as long as you have a TV.

>>150874548
SOVL
I will now gwan Slessor except against certain players.

>His Grandad's name? John Pellew
You meant that Slessor is John's grandfather?

>>150874565
That's great lad, not really sure what that anon was thinking helping a frogposter at 1am and likely ruining it for the rest of us though