Thread 150586610

South Africa tour of England 2025

RESULT

2nd ODI (D/N), Lord's, September 04, 2025,South Africa tour of England

SA 330/8
ENG (50 ov, T:331)325/9

South Africa won by 4 runs

Live
21st Match (N), Bridgetown, September 04, 2025,Caribbean Premier League

BR (19.1/20 ov)150/5

YFI

feeling cute today

>What's that?
>England's about to not win another series at home?
if a country loses and theres no one watching, does their crying still make a sound?

YFO

>>150586983
>We used to rule the waves
>The sun never set in our empire
Yeah, alright gramps. Don't forget to take your meds.

YFO

Africa seems to be the next destination for cricket.

https://emergingcricket.com/insight/bowled-over-by-progress-sierra-leone-plans-four-new-international-cricket-grounds/

>One of the greatest to take the field for the Black Caps is coming out of international retirement, albeit with a twist.

>For a start, Ross Taylor will be wearing the blue of Samoa instead of the black of New Zealand. On top of that, he’ll walk to the middle as Leaupepe Luteru Taylor, his Samoan chief title and first name.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/cricket/black-caps/black-caps-great-ross-taylor-comes-out-of-international-retirement-to-play-for-samoa-in-t20-world-cup-qualifiers/QDRS5GYUM5E3DNZQBS4KQZU4IY/

Shouldn't be allowed

>>150583811
meant love colonising desi women

If you love gold diggers sure

>>150588365
holy....

every morning I log on to Teams and say "MonYay!", "FriYay!" etc

>>150592469
Shouldn't be allowed

>>150592627
What about WednesYay

>>150592687
of course! only on the appropriate day obviously

>peewees with internet access
Shouldn't be allowed

for me it's Leaupepe Luteru Ross Poutoa Lote Taylor

>>150593052
gm sir

>>150593596
*does a sivu tao*

>le pepe
so Ross is an election tourist newfag

*does a spine tingling samoan chief*

>>150593596
contemplating the implications for polynesian cricket

love bazball
love the 'dred
love LIV golf

>>150593596
pretty weak team tbqh
only one current domestic player
probably give england a good run though hahaha

>>150594887
what changes would you make to the playing xi

bouldering later

Boring Bowen's bouldering blog

Sofa King Ree Toad Edd

simply put, bedsits don't have hallways

actually we only get the 'bouldering later' or 'walking to bouldering' blogs now because there's been absolutely no progress for 1.5 years lmao
might as well say 'flexing my pathetically unathletic welsh genetics later'

>peaches curated playlist
shan't be watching rage tonight

warriors play in 25min

>>150592469
Pajeetas look like that?

>uhh akshually I put some self-reported numbers into my reddit app so there. btw the code F7akj13_6 really means it's a v4 haha trust me
ol toothpicky only hitting new levels of cope

means v6 ol' bingo wings you fat neek

is it only homosexual climbers that stay indoors instead of climbing outdoor terrain

he goes spastic for the plastic rocks

he made r/bouldering his home page, watched every vid on the subject in his bedsit, did creatine and all other other kinds of PEDs then went to donedon once and some lad visiting from Kyoto did his PB for a warm up lmao

GOTTEM KEK

>>150595531
worse than I had imagined

isn't a bedsit and I bet it's bigger than the shithole you rent

anyman itt free for a bit of squash tomorrow morning?

>>150595070
umm ...sub out censorship and surveillance for a decent opening pair, someone who might actually score freely¿... eyequeem

>>150595872
...yh

>>150594113
*projectile vomits in yer face*
...sorry fella x

yfo x3

>x3
awwww x

might see what tarq bakery saying

what a fatty, and I don't mean the yank

any veggie pasty offerings fella¿ ala are Greggs¿

watching Looper

>>150595872
got a stick i can borrow

that's what xi said

Craving an onion bhaji now. One of the great benefits of living in a multicultural society such as ours is the wide availability of different types of baked goods. Can have a sausage roll one day, then an onion bhaji, and maybe some freshly made baklava for pudding

>>150596061
yes I do mate

>>150595667
>trying to distinguish gayness in climbing rocks

>>150596241
>caring this much
gay.jpg

1s game tomorrow is off because the other side (already relegated) can't raise a side and have conceded
My season is well and truly OVER
My last chance to stat pad a better average for the 1s against the shittest team in the league won't materialise ffs

They really should replace the 2s side (who are in danger of relegation) with the 1s players, but I'm guessing this won't happen

>>150596288
t. Gary Gayer

>>150596300
the absolute state of the english
cannot fathom conceding a game

>>150595531
yep, they do these days

if you look at it objectively bard has had a dreadful season
started off by getting like a million ducks, became team mascot / joke of the team while having his annus horribilis again offspin (completely exposed) then as the rotten cherry on top couldn't escape further humiliation in the nets when cowering like a little pansy against a bit of left arm medium pace
I know we can apply some statistical mental gymnastics via combined averages or padding in lost causes vs GCSE students but let's just be real

>>150596300
makes you wonder if they sent bard up just to get the dead weight out of the 2nds without any blowback

I think bard is just a bit of an engima for the coaches, they couldn't really decide where his skills were best plied

>>150596384
They're a fairly small club (two sides) who have a dreadful season (both relegated) and the weather's a bit shit now, so I suspect they simply cannot be arsed

>>150596550
Had 3 ducks across my 14 innings this season - not ideal, but could have been worse
Finished with an average just under 30, would have been quite respectable if not for my dire form for the 1s
And I'd prefer it if you didn't comment on my anus please, that makes me a little uncomfortable

>>150596565
A very fair point, you might be onto something

>>150596624
Literally just let me open the batting and have a baz against pace ffs

Trouble is, I know that I haven't earned that right for the 1s yet, hence why I've been coming in at 5-7, and it's just my bad luck that in all four of my innings I've come in to face off-spin following a top-order collapse - simply not a match situation that I thrive in

Jake Libby had the same problem at Notts, but then thrived after moving to Worcestershire and being allowed to open consistently

Nobody at my club has a higher average for a particular side than my 80 for the 2s
If I don't win best batsperson in the end of season awards I'll kick off
The little tarq who averages 65 for the 1s and is top run scorer for the club should accept his silver medal gracefully

>batting hero is Literally who Libby
it's joever

riveting
*falls a-fucking-sleep*

Michael Vaughan used to say of a struggling batsperson that he ‘is hitting it well in the nets’
I reckon after your meltdown against the left arm medium pace dibbler in a zero pressure situation the captain and other senior players have lost all confidence in you. They can’t afford to have you open and spread your fear down the order

>>150595872
Would bury you into the nick

>>150596550
>if you look at it
i don't

>>150596720
Luckily no senior players saw that episode because most of the 1s don't bother to net
And I hit a muscular 63* just a few days later
Getting peppered by the frighteningly-quick left armer clearly woke me up a bit and encouraged me to bat more betterer

Six string faux americana hack was mentally disintegrated by The Soul Limbo Affair. Thought it couldn't possibly happen but much like a certain man's salary, it did. Ego never recovered

As a senior player myself, I like to have a chat with the net bowlers after a session. Get an idea of who is moving their feet well, who looks like their bottle’s run out, who maybe needs a new specsavers prescription. Helps me plan the batting order for the next match, as well as helping those bowlers feel more involved in the success of the team. If you were looking ginger against slow left armer, I would find that out. Of course you should have come to me first to tell me you had the problem so we could work on it together. Did you even do that?

>>150597105
Like I say, no senior players at nets
Would quite like a proper batting coach to poke holes in my technique and help me improve, it's one thing I unfortunately never had as a junior
And please do NOT call me ginger, I'm blond ffs

I use an accountability system when selecting teams. If players come to me and quietly tell me that another player is breaking any of my rules then I make an example of the rulebreaker in front of everyone. They don't play the next game and I quietly give the informant a little promotion.

>keen to learn
>refused advice on how to play spin by Virender Sehwag
*whistles Soul Limbo*

HAPPPY
ONAM EVERYONE
N
A
M

hey siri, calculate bard's batting average for the season. now adjust for the extent to which his batting contributed to his team winning, and remove the inflation attributable to certain not out scores.

hmmmmm

>>150597213
it's called elite honesty as I understand it

>>150597514
Unironically saved the 2s from relegation
My muscular 89 was the deciding factor in a close-fought victory against the team who are likely to be relegated in our place (we're likely to finish just 2 or 3 points ahead of them, but it could all change)
Equally though, you could say that I cost the 1s their promotion, because scores of 0 and 5 might have been the difference in close fought losses against mid table sides we really should have beat (although PLEASE take into account the fact that I save at least 10-20 runs in the field per game)

always funny to read comments on youtube videos of succession scenes. all people going into paragraphs about the hidden motivations and calculations behind the characters and it's all very plainly wrong lmao

as a mate said once succession (which I do like) is a arrested development but less overtly silly

hey siri, disregard bard's missives in your analysis please.

not big on this 1s or 2s
it should be 1sts, 2nds so on, as in 1st XI, 2nd XI etc

feeling gay
feeling gayer

some heaters being posted in the /cric/ group chat

next kino?

hey lads

>>150597506
Happy Onam Malayli-san

Shant watch anything on YouTube that isn’t music or cricket footage. Do NOT need a bunch of prats discussing six times Simon Katich was related to the Rothschilds

>>150597939
platoon

True wealth is peace and quiet

>>150598162
don't care for it or any oliver stone flicks really

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zBBY3bMokG8
zachy b caught on film

love youtube

love platoon

Dreadful on the nose writing in Platoon. For me, it’s the bit where Charlie Sheen tries to stop the rape by clutching the little girl and screaming ‘she’s a human being’ at the nasty ones. Or when the voice over tells us that Barnes and Elias are like two different father figures to the platoon.
Best Vietnam film might be The Quiet American

nigga discovers oliver stone

*critques monet*
well too many water lilies for my liking

why is bruce lee fighting everybody? this movie sucks

>The All Whites have experienced late heartbreak in game one of the Soccer Ashes after Australia debutant Max Balard scored in the 87th minute to snatch a dramatic 1-0 win in Canberra on Friday night.
>the soccer ashes
what?

>>150598252
based

"catching up" with the anglican who left me to move to another state tomorrow
why do I do this to myself lads

>>150597514
notice how he avoided answering this with the actual number kek

mental how the /cric/ wheel keeps on turning...

reddit meet tonight

>>150598655
Who avoided it, Siri?
Or do you want me to personally perform the absurd mathematical calculations in the post and report back a specific number?

hey siri, share the results of your calculations with the /cric/ group chat, the one that has everyone but bard in it

>absurd calculations
lets just start with batting avg in winning games then

>>150598803
Just run the numbers on this and it's 37
Higher than my overall average

>>150598743
based evening boulderer

mad how much use you can get out of this meme
I see shitjeet's on the left these days, pleading in every thread for bard to notice him (still must be stinging after that cousin's salary exposé (was brutal tbf, not sure enough to make me leave /cric/ for 5 years but still lmao))

Had three people send me £50 "reward and recognition" vouchers at toil this week just for doing my job lmao
Don't have owt to spend them on really so just bank them up as Amazon gift cards, got more than £600 saved up there now

fascinating story, tell it again

>>150598850
meaning you're a downhill skiier

>>150598927
Had three people send me £50 "reward and recognition" vouchers at toil this week just for doing my job lmao
Don't have owt to spend them on really so just bank them up as Amazon gift cards, got more than £600 saved up there now.

>>150598935
Better than being an uphill gardener, I suppose

bard committing misfeasance in public office

literally admitted to taking bribes

Another lad told me he's nominating me for the £250 award too (which is paid as cash so I'd be taxed on it, annoyingly), but pretty sure that one won't be approved

dodging taxes too

the corrupt authoritarian tax avoding bard

>>150598995
>>150599006
I bloody WISH I could dodge taxes desu
You should have seen the sickening amount I had to voluntarily pay from my freelance toil in the last few years
Makes it worse knowing it goes straight into the pockets of some bloody useless civil servant, whole lot of them should be sacked

he didn't deny the corruption allegations

the shut-in delusional, making it up as he goes larper

the civil service is such a joke
>bro just buy some more holidays, you only have 45 this year lmao
>bro just change role internally once your neck is on the line for something lmao
>bro here's £50 get me back mate, insider trading on the taxpayers watch is what we do lmao
utter joke. imagine if there was DOGE here, bard and co would be on the streets

imagine your taxpaying dollars going to funding bard and his transgender harem

*triggers bnob's ptsd*

>>150599065
We are all whores, some of us are just more open about it than others

>>150599086
Can't really deny these truthnukes (although I only have 25 days holiday, rising to 30 this year) (although flexi time is basically equivalent to at least 10 extra holiday days desu)

>>150599101
As a humble taxpayer it makes me sick to my stomach
Have to start managing the trannard next week, not looking forward to it

bard face reveal when?

ex gf blocked me on instagram 3 years after our last interaction
makes you think

makes me think I didn't ask

sorry :(

>>150599233
she thinks about you every night
she blocked you in a desperate attempt to stop thinking about you
she wants you to get in touch

>>150599172
Seems highly unlikely

Bard is Jonny Bairstow

has he posted any songs lately? I got sidetracked

im the new bard, started on this tonight
https://vocaroo.com/1bpZsCfUUwZV

turkbro face reveal when?

has it ever worked (long-term) when the girl breaks up with you and then you get back in touch down the line? don't think it has desu

I've got doxxed quite a few times. who cares

looking good mate

>>150599775
Prefer not to comment on these rumours

>>150599858
Not for quite a while desu

>>150600127
What is going on with the ears here?

>>150599858
Not since he was mentally disintegrated by a certain 12 bar blues with a Caribbean twist vocaroo

eta for disco sesh¿

>>150599885
Groovy baby but could do without the girly autotuney vocals

Anyone watching the barbados beach blast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24cJZgO8g2M

this bit was actually kino

Currently watching Durham vs Hampshire in the Vitality T20 Blast

(Hampshire absolutely peppering the northerners)

certainly not watching that

having a wee pre drink in my peng flat

>>150601583
You may certainly not!!!!

Shouldn't be allowed

https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/ross-taylor-joins-eoin-morgan-kepler-wessels-and-others-who-have-changed-teams-in-international-cricket-1501694

>>150601953
pre what? more drinks by yourself? fucking alchy, get a grip

finally the weekend
>goes to work

>>150603429
before drinks on walmgate with my mates, you fat neek
how was the chase tonight ol bingo wings

just met another Zachary
Canadian
he spells it zak though
what a chav

if zachy was from west indies he'd be called blacky

bard's not posted any of the old 'roos because he's working on his Grace rendition. now that his cricketing reflexes have departed this is a good project and the end result's going to be amazing

gm cric, looks like its going to be another beautiful day

>>150605415
This is very true and I had ALMOST cracked the code with Grace, but unfortunately my muscular front foot cuts last week convinced me that actually my cricketing reflexes are sharper than ever, and so I have shelved the Grace project once and for all

don't think the leader of these meets likes me
doesn't seem me as reddit enough
politically incorrect

going Bouldering isn't enough

>>150605500
>heres your punishment convict

Back from my on court sesh. Was a good'un considering my level of fatigue. Won every XD match was good craic innit

XD

>>150605500
lgm x

>>150605538
GOTTEM
O
N
E
enjoyed this ngl

went to a meet tonight lads
was good except for this one weird alchy who kept talking about chin ups
was extra weird if you looked at his arms. looked like he'd never seen a gym. they were basically 2 toothpicks

How did cricket succeed where football fails?
https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/how-the-icc-dragged-umpiring-into-the-21st-century-1500988

There's another Canadian chad here
Seems to be on the bongo

My feet are in shambles atm could do with a proper rest and massage tbqh
>>150606307
The old corrupt MCC englunders were fucked off and the followers of satya (truth) the BCCI took over

>that's an expensive piano
still laughing at this. what a pleb

>>150606054
Don't believe his lies (he's a civil serpent it's in his blood to lie) ol' six string hack is still mentally disintegrated by The Soul Limbo Affair

Just told an Italian neek with glasses he looked like that chess player caruana and he wasn't best pleased

>at a social event in a pub
>excuse yourself every 2 mins to phone thumb another post on /cric/
based

You are the chosen one

I need MDMA to dance to be honest
Can't engage with this normie shit

Absolute kino

Don't need MDMA to succumb the mind and body to the seductive rhythms of Navratri

>>150607045
imagine the smell

Mental how subhuman whites don't have a single celebration as kino as the festival of nine nights no wonder they're all miserable sods

Says a lot about the ego of six string hack that he thinks he's planning a great trip to Bharat without having a little check of festival dates to experience potential kino. Suppose when one grows up in a shitty self-hating control-by-fear abrahmaic cult nothing is ever a real celebration

There is this sweaty homo dancing to pink pony club
See, this this where heroin never lets you down

>>150606514
>social event in a pub
Your country has a serious alcoholism denial problem.

You'll be chasing the dragon if you ever pluck up the courage to take your on court beating twiglet legs

You genuinely wouldn't get a game off of me you fat Indian neek

>>150607045
bbbBBBAASED

https://youtube.com/shorts/ukVUtnI8kMM?si=sHOX3qMNjg1Xzx_W

absolute bonafide kino
I kneel

https://youtube.com/shorts/ukVUtnI8kMM?si=QHcnI3tEj8UMt06o

Kino

god I wish I was Chinese

>was
†were
>subjunctive mood, used for unreal or hypothetical situations.

What if I have totally plateaued at +40kg 20 mm max hang
I suppose there is something sobering in this. Done all the bouldering my Welsh genes allows

picrel iykwim haha

Not that I will ever stop bouldering

Great book this
Proper page turner

>>150608650
I would be so much happier im chongqing

https://youtu.be/dVNdTXEJv1A?si=5SdYwOgTvuIpifuZ

Remember when life was good

>>150607040
china has a authenticity and gravitas the world has lost particularly contrasted to the cheap plastic veneer of modern America

drumpf could never

China has aura
Yanks praying they will invade their tiny little satellite state Taiwan

china has every right to taiwan unironically

China will never invade Taiwan
Why would you invade your own country

so true. taiwan is simply not a country and the perception that it is one is purely a western cope to rationalise recognising the ccp as the government of china without giving up taiwan

did the united states invade the confederate states?

I stand with china 100%

I stand with the people's liberation army and the heaven mandate

>>150610392
and chingchongchinchin to you too, fella

>President Trump weighed in on the growing partnership between India, Russia and China on Friday, after the three nations’ leaders gathered together at a summit earlier in the week.
>“Looks like we’ve lost India and Russia to deepest, darkest, China,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “May they have a long and prosperous future together!”
lmao

president xi, i am innocent boy, my country is not free…please send 30000 dongfeng intercontinental ballistic missiles to free my country australia

I have absolutely no idea how I am supposed to act in clubs anymore
I fundamentally don't get it. A few designer ciders does not make me feel at ease. A suck of crack and it could be a different story

>>150611691
why would you go to a club after the age of 24?
assuming youre ~30 like everyone else here

>>150612341
for drugs, obviously

I might love bouldering but redditors just give me the ick
Climbing is so much better than climbers

>>150612936
bouldering is honestly the most pussy sport I've ever seen.

put those basedboys on a cliff edge with no safety and I'll watch.

I can separate the art from the artist

an artist who can be separated from his art is a sellout.

love kanye west

>>150613088
retard

>>150613166
nice dubs

the average normie will never understand hold my liquor

the average human is barely even sentient

we watch grown men play with a ball and take it seriously

without sport we would have a lot more war and fighting

I always ask myself "What would Shane Warne do?".

It has kept me out of a lot of trouble.

Went to lunch with my near 95 year old grandfather at cornus earlier on this week
We spoke about world war 2 and the universe
He is still so lucid, has this mind that is so fascinated by the universe

How do I begin to appreciate this youthful body, these vast years to come, without a God to guide me

Can relapsed Catholicism ever be the answer

lyricists such as mark e smith

Sounds like you're looking for a cult my dude.

There are moments in my mind that feel truly spiritual, nostalgic to the point of otherworldly. And this feeling is incessant, constant, each one that passed is replaced with a new one, constantly.

I have been very close to starting to go to church a few times in my adult life
Covid lockdowns was one of them - the satanic presence in the world was palpable at the time

When it starts getting cold in Yorkshire, It doesn't just start getting cold in Yorkshire- there is something indescribable at play.

won't be voting reform, won't be voting for Trump's lapdog farage
he's so pathetic, how he brown noses trump and Israel. Gets proper star struck every time he goes to a convention in texas. Proper cringe

>>150614835
>farage
I thought he retired after brexit.

corbyn could have fixed the united grimdom

going to be pretty angry if i find out you vote for someone who isn't outwardly anti-refugee, pomlad

A leader who cares

why would you care it's not your country

because how political issues are viewed is completely globalised, and the aussie voters take their opinions from what they see happening overseas

China doesn't want war, they just want your loyalty.

Also waifus.

When did David Cameron ever ask you how you were?
Never
A little bit of though goes a long way

My dad said to never trust someone with a first name for a surname

>>150615294
David Mitchell

starting to feel anxious in my peng flat
lived experience tells me it's nothing to worry about

where does the anxiety stem from?

chemical imbalance

if you guys are bored, come over to
>>150605148
Argentina vs Aus now
NZ vs SA next

>>150616470
thanks saffabro, forgot this was on

lovely day in fremantle
as is typical of fremantle

YNR the Universe Boss

bought from the record store dinosaur jr you're living all over me, duster contemporary movement and husker du zen arcade. was hoping for the new swans but not in stock
john butler was there signing thinhd for no obvious reason got him to sign the zen arcade sleeve because I thought it was funny. such is the hustle and bustle when you live in the 6163

>>150616968
>husker du
my man

Escaping before Britzo hours

I love getting paid in cash, the ATO can suck my dick

alchy b ranting and raving like a lunatic until 5am. grim

shur it ol bingo wings, fatty

eyw 1/4 zip corduroy surf jumper
levis straight leg
new balance 530s

looking really cute one of my better looks

everyone piles on about anything zachy does but he often isn't that wrong. like his clothes posts are always correct but he gets laughed at still. makes you think

I am wired to the man

not clothes that warranted the salomons
might get some onitsuka tigers though agree new balances too common

Looking forward to the blonde neeks blog posts later
That I won't be reading

>his clothes posts are always correct
either bait or I DREAD to imagine what your neeky pro max wardrobe must look like

>Honnold is history’s greatest ever climber in the free solo style, meaning he ascends without a rope or protective equipment of any kind. Above about 50 feet, any fall would likely be lethal, which means that, on epic days of soloing, he might spend 12 or more hours in the Death Zone. On the hardest parts of some climbing routes, his fingers will have no more contact with the rock than most people have with the touchscreens of their phones, while his toes press down on edges as thin as sticks of gum. Just watching a video of Honnold climbing will trigger some degree of vertigo, heart palpitations, or nausea in most people, and that’s if they can watch them at all. Even Honnold has said that his palms sweat when he watches himself on film.
I exclusively respect outdoor climbers. imagine reading this and then going to some reddit sofa gym lmao. man up

>twiglet legs triggered by being called twiglet legs
GWAN TWIGLET LEGS

Max six pull-ups aka ol bingo wings seething again
Think his fat man shoes, his neeky new balances are the height of fashion lel

>I exclusively respect outdoor climbers.
Literally cope:the post
Fatty

rugby

the toothpick armed welsh weakling is boiling
yes mate, climbing is primal that's why it's best enjoyed with 20 zoomers in some grotty refurbished factory called gayKlimez with black leather sofas and coffee machines full of soí milk rather than in the great outdoors
only one coping is you

my grey new balance 9060's arrive on monday

servin'

>>150617932
lgm

FAR from weak
just a stiff tarq and have unfavourable ape index

did 7 pull ups at the gym this week
certain man on the ropes lmao
could have easily gone to 10 as well, just did 7 and stopped to prove the point (also a very girly exercise so don't want to be seen doing it too much). going for a curl sesh later

/rug/ is so back

>twiglet legs and t-rex arms
Oof

See Hants won. Certain balding-sissy seething.

>finally gets invited on a night out with friends
>opportunity to go to bars and clubs and actually talk to women
>still posts on /cric/ every 15 minutes from 7pm to 7am

there's no helping some niggas, this alchy is fucked

>goes to a party irl
>doesn't forget his virtual buddies/gaslighters
Pretty based ngl

>>150618884
If experience is anything to go by, I'm not sure talking to women is quite his tempo

Twiglet legs probably blacked out now but worry not i'm sure a kind stranger has given him shelter

morning lads

grim day of sport today henceforth:
11:15: cycling tour of britain (pontypool)
12:30: zimbabwae vs sri lanka (ODI)
14:30: lancashire vs kent (blast 1/4 final)
15:00: Monza GP qualis
17:00: England vs Andorra (football)
18:30: Somerset vs Brum (blast 1/4 final)
19:45: Ireland vs Hungary (football)
21:00: US Open (womens final)

oh noo not the heckin posterinos

>ODI
>Monza GP
Not sport

if he wasn't ol' bingo thighs he'd be sri lanky iykwim haha

Goodbye

Listening to Can-Future Days in my peng flat
Their best album btw though pseuds will try pretend otherwise

>>150620052
haaaaaaaAaaaaa queem QUEEM

a japanese guy made clothing of it so it's the best ok

japanese fashion is pretty elite though tbf

denying tago mago is the best is the much pseudy take but whatever

>>150620207
>>150620222
no but
£566 AND A MAHARISHI RAINCOAT
£566 AND A MAHARISHI RAINCOAT

>*slaps on a Japanese flag* that'll be 300 quid please
>surely nobody out there'a thick enough t-
>*tarqy brighton toothpick neek voice* I'll take it

300 for a mahirishi raincoat is nothing
a steal
proper thrifty

>wahh wahh price
you're poor
price for fashion is irrelevant

>peewee nonce rates it
ohnonono zachybros

>>peewee nonce rates it
>ohnonono zachybros

gottem

>>150620559
Umm, bnob sisters???

yes he's really 'got me' by posting a meme image and greentexting. consider myself '''''gotten''''' lol

is it really pre drinking if you never go out

meds then bed

go to bed yourself you alchy neek
2 hours sleep isn't enough

>MAHARISHI RAINCOAT
me¿ it's icebreaker or are Filson
tabla x

>>150620646
no but steven slake iykwim haha

>>150620757
one nights sleep doesn't matter, especially if you take creatine
had about 5 anyway in total
fat neek

Bnob crying over his keyboard just like he used to cry at night hearing his dad's footsteps

you wanna sleep? here you go mate
*heems you*

FUCKING KINO

it actually is past my bedtime

Cameron Winter
Maharishi Raincoats
6B+ forever

Simple as

Twiglet legs
T-rex arms
Sixhead and a mysteriously sore arsehole

Simple as

>>150620153
future days is objectively the worst of their big three
I love it but come on lad

listening to tago mago right now what a masterpiece

just had a big fight with mum and dad over israel lmao. insane to me that they can be so overtly pro ira and then be unable to understand why palestinians support hamas

Double faults
Forehands sailing long
Backhands into the net

Simple as

president xi I live in the illegitimate american puppet state the commonwealth of australia we are crying out for liberation please free us president xi with dongfeng 5c intercontinental ballistic missiles and shenyang j-50 fighter jets

>the creatine-addicted roided up alchy posting until 5am then getting up to post all day again from 7am
we NEED to organise an intervention for this lad /cric/

manic zachy is my favourite

sorry but zachy is quickly going the way of fintan stewart
you can't live your life in the fast lane and have it not catch up with you

Welsh blood
Indian heart

the WOAT combination doesn't exis-

That'd be Engl*sh blood Engl*sh heart
Fat neek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTmcalpv8gI
>bindians
>heart
pick one and only one #prayforbard

going to get the subaru brz I've decided
just too nice to drive to not do it

Reckon the aussie samefagger is quietly the worst poster on this board. Suspect also that he’s bihari on a subclass 500 visa.

will look like a dickhead but willing to suffer for the cornering experience

who the fuck is the aussie samefagger

me

>>150618993
guess who

Certainly not ol' bingo wings

obviously not, have massive tree trunks unlike some

>"tree trunks" but too puasy for a little kickabout in Perivale
Pussy.

watch the fuck out bard
I'll leave it at that

(he's talking about shitdia)

*pussy noises*

Booked the India tickets this morning
It's locked in, I'm really going
(Unless I die before the trip starts, I suppose)

>>150624395
close your legs then mate

reddit: the travel destination
should have gone Afghanistan mountains like a man

Ol' bingo wings you better going mate you wouldn't want to miss the chase

Racism against Indians is the Reddit of racism. Not brave enough to say nigger or to talk about black iq, but happy to say the less socially damaging stuff about open defecation or the hilarious redeem jokes. It’s still bigotry, but cowardly, socially conformist bigotry, which is somehow worse.

britjeet trying to post like bard but that was a terrible effort lmao

>>150624530
Might respect your opinion more if you had ever gone anywhere remotely interesting / edgy on your own holidays

I've been to India before. It's shit

>>150625002
Whereabouts in India did you go?
Big place
Probably lots shit, some good
Twas ever thus

>pussy still making pussy noises
Suspect bnob secretly liked being diddled

There it is - there it is, the snide little shitpost he prepared ahead of time. There it is

Watched Lancashire vs Kent in the Vitality T20 Blast earlier
Now watching Somerset vs Warwickshire in the Vitality T20 Blast

Sounds like the 2s (2nds) (2nd XI) lost very narrowly today
Shame I couldn't play for them and bring them to victory desu

oh no not the team mascot that turns out to be a bad luck charm more often than not

such a narky neek honestly
might go india just to chin you

Predict you'll probably use your annual leave doing the normal trip to Sussex with an occasional day trip into London desu

Proven you're too old and scared to go overseas now

Brekky

Hate romanians and their turkshit "music" so much it's unreal

Will Smeed get a good score tonight?
No

Throw the romanian down the well

WHY DIDNT I GET MORE BEER FROM SHOP

don't need more alchys on cric. the forheaded toothpicked one is enough

>>150624651
thinking about me when I'm not even here now mate? I'm begging you to leave your bedsit and try one (1) proper exercise

Lose weight fatty

Mad how it's only really poor / lower-class people who bother having children now
Can't be good for society, that

Lift weight skinny

no but steven weigh

wasn't me you blonde bloggy neek
enjoy your time in Lisbon or whatever
riveting, boomer

>>150633074
Not sure which post you thought was me
Nor why you're pretending you don't know where I'm going on holiday, when you've already commented on the actual destination numerous times

he's deprived himself of sleep so has started hallucinating
will fire up the shitjeet char soon enough
no need for the protag to engage with these seethers desu

shut it fat

>>150633214
I can't bring myself to simply ignore Zachy because as a God-fearing Catholic I care deeply for the man's wellbeing and want the best for him

cringing hard ol neeky wings
not sleep deprived at all, and had a VERY stimulating day

>dickson
>dick in son
Bet bnob's ptsd is triggered by that kek

not a fan of using boomer as an insult
we were all raised by boomers
ok they go a bit mental when exposed to the internet but still

>>150633354
no but steven pray

https://www.booking.com/hotel/in/o-neek-palace.en-gb.html

Certain man ITT

Always happy to see Warwickshire snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Bit of a shame it came due to an awful last over from former Pear Ed Barnard
But suppose he's only got himself to blame for leaving

actually quite a good joke because it happens to be in india
did get a kek out of me ngl

>>150633164
>Nor why you're pretending you don't know where I'm going
genuinely freakishly neeky post

>did get a kek out of me ngl
why are you still fat then

like zachy literally wouldn't have a pot to piss in if it weren't for his boomer mum so he should honestly be the last one throwing it around as an insult

Might have to bave a crack at Magdaelene Launderies. Lyrics would trigger bnob's diddled-by-daddy ptsd pretty hard though

I suppose not a pot of my own no
A communal pot

the baby Maxwell fantasising nonce is projecting again lads

zachy earns about 35k doing civil service maternity cover laptop thumbing
truthnuke is he'd be on the streets without mummy and grandaddy

would give the Indian neek of Leicestershire the Sinner to Bublik treatment in an on court sesh

self reply with other persona in 3, 2, 1...

>arms so weak he needs to use a 2HB
Ol' sixhead you'll be chasing my OHB like a fiend chases the dragon

I AM BLIND
AND YOU ARE UGLY

can tell the way the 45 year old from Leicester hypes up his not quite so Richard gasquet-esque backhand he has an absolutely dire forehand

Playing an XD tourney tomorrow twiglet legs. FH goes without saying, would have to serve underarm to give you a chance

what does XD mean
Cross-dresser tournament?
literally no idea what that means

Of course a charlatan wouldn't know. All that climbing and still need a 2HB like a women

My backhand is one-handed actually

>>150622040
enjoy your curse

The roughest part of this city is the train station

PETER HITCHENS: We're not being told the truth about Ukraine. This was the moment the mask slipped and I saw why the elites want to wage this hideous war for ever...

>what does XD mean
it's like an anime emoji for smiling with crossed eyes
XD

*reads The Sea in Russian Strategy in a South Korean cafe while paranoid off my nut*

>>150635622
honestly have no idea what it means
britjeet does that sometimes
like expects you to know

"britjeet who's totally not me guys, honest, please believe me"

>so-called sportsman
>doesn't know what XD in the context of playing a tourney
Twiglet legs do you watch Magnus Midtbo vids? How long have you been climbing?

if I'm gonna pretend to be anyone or anything it certainly isn't going to be an Indian

>>150635975
literally nobody here knows what XD means in that context or whatever. Just tell me you Indian neek

>Twiglet legs do you watch Magnus Midtbo vids?
Occasionally. Not like subscribed to his vids
>How long have you been climbing?
About two years. Next to nothing

Is Chinese like an extremely efficient language or something
Because I've watched the Chinese military parade
And xi never seems to be saying as much as he is apparently saying

Like the subtitles will be be an entire complex sentence but he has merely mumbled one ching chong sound

you almost feel like the vocals are constantly lagging behind the subtitles or something, but in fact they aren't

wonder if china will ever get into cricket
you'd think they'd be good at test matches with all the discipline

they aren't into cricket
the ball is too violent for them (there has been studies on this)
they will never attack first. But they will put together a mind-boggingly strong military that prevents them from ever being attacked first

I am full of heavy metal

$0 is legit
who cares if you don't know fashion or film when you know music (2nd highest art form after books)

>>150636321
XD = mixed doubles. Refuse to believe a so-called "sportsman" wouldn't know that. Differences aside twiglet legs climbing seems a good hobby barring the gay bro culture

Was on a date earlier and we were talking about gays and cross-dressers and whatnot, and she was like how did you know you were always this heterosexual muscular Welsh man. I was like 'always had this innate sense that boys were the lucky ones because they got to date girls, simple as'

no wonder he was embarrassed to come out (with it) lmao

>noooo you should spend your weekend in a dingy changing rooms with an XI of fat talentless alkis instead of a XD tourney with sexy talentful girls in skimpy skirts
bnob how bad was it (the abuse)?

>i'm doing it to be horny sarrr
nice cope
prefer to play competitive sports me (i.e. not literally vs females)

When will this turkroach scam coin pump
I can't do it anymore

>bnob
>playing a sport
Kek don't need to say anymore

>Show skirt and vagene in my XD match
XD never existed as a term for mixed doubles btw

mad how zachy managed to make 0 profit from crypto despite being on board for 3 bull runs
too stubborn with parshit and his other shitcoins. even bard is well into the green

>indian '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''men''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' playing ''''''''sports''''''' against someone of their level
>it's unironically women
lmao can't make this shit up
suppose shitjeet's limp wristedness will at least help him improve placement

yjk britjeet has 2-3 girl *presses space bar* friends who refer to him as the 'gay bff'

>>150638125
Crypto I bought for £250 is currently worth £11k (4,300% increase)
Isn't difficult at all to have made money from crypto across the last decade
Just buy the serious coins (in my case, BTC, ETH, XRP) and hodl, stay away from trading and the obvious shitcoin scams

whats going on in here. thought shitjeet was a 'mick buried in the past

>>150638125
mmm not really
I know I should have bought ethereum years ago, sensed I should have but didn't for whatever reason
The 2nd bullrun was like frantic in search of lost time
There wasn't a 3rd bull run teebs

>>150638355
looks like your grandpa better prepare for the fiery pits

could being crypto-concious be of benefit yet? Perhaps. But the world has far more pressing issues. I don't really care about money

>Just buy the serious coins (in my case, BTC, ETH, XRP) and hodl, stay away from trading and the obvious shitcoin scams
Holy fucking neek

that's mr. rich neek to you

>>150638347
he had to take a mental health related break from /cric/ for about 6 years because bard heemed him into a different universe by checking the gov db records on his (shitjeet's) cousin's salary

>XD never existed as a term for mixed doubles
Properly triggered bnob. Still have contact with yer mam after she ran off with that Indian fella? Or she's wants nothing to do with you now she has better sons?

>>150638457
If you had made choices that led you to make a 4,300% return on your crypto, instead of spaffing away your inheritance on obvious shitcoins, then maybe you wouldn't need to sponge off your mum now

Oh wait, I forgot, you "don't really care about money"

the narcissistic neek

>when zachy posts, shitjeet posts
>when shitjeet posts, zachy posts
really gets the noggin' a joggin' doesn't it

What sport do you claim to play bnob? (Apart from the rusty trombone)

>>150638525
no idea what inheritance you're talking about, and I wouldn't tend to spend money gifted to me on crypto. Neek

>>150586610 (OP)
A poor cricket batter was asked the reason for his underperformance. His response: I'm stumped.
hahahahaha

ha I get it haha

a yank flag entered cric. was immediately declared OUT

>>150638674
I don't get it

https://youtu.be/TBT4IsdVRhE
alri

I've never been out stumped in a proper game of cricket. few times in the nets thoughbeit (assuming the keeper would have done his job)

>>150638746
Clearly too cowardly to use your feet against spin
(So am I)

I'm not, just did quite well to pick the right balls and bowlers
weirdly was quite a good player of spin (except legspin) when younger. idk why but I rarely survived to face them kek

>>150638696
honestly i like cricket except for all the thirdies

Bard wouldn't last two balls against a Danish Kaneria Googly
Speaking of which, thats the revs I will be placing on his jaw in Goa

the neek link is actually a good joke. much better than it ought to be even. just thought about it again and kek'd again haha

it's because you scroll down after the initial 'joke' and it says it's in india - the real punchline
it's like built-in timing
a rare gem

>>150638599
*whistles Soul Limbo*
Think bnob will be dodging this simple question

a modern triumph
a rare gem

Toil looms

My grandfather isn't a neek, that's for sure

Tennis toil on the morrow

fell in love with the women at the italian pasticceria again

Urgent
Looking for a driver for Dominic Pizza York. Times between 5pm until 3am. Part time or full time . Starts from today Message me directly for more details.

i don't like that you people dont (You) people

do you think the royal couples can get divorced or when they get married are they like "i know everyone says marriage is forever, but this one is actually forever"
they'd probably Diana anyone who got divorced

Riveting
*Falls a-fucking-sleep*

Bongs are unbearable. Not as unbearable as Brahmans though.

brahmans must be based considering how much other jeets seethe about them

just bought tickets to Kneecap, see you fellas there

my favourite kneecap song is the one where they say free palestine at the end

>>150639816
Didnt the nonce divorce fergie?

>Brahmans must be based considering how much other jeets seethe about them because they force them to eat cow shit and drink cow urine
You can have them if you want pal

Now they are saying St George was Palestinian.

it's up fellas x
https://youtu.be/rAS51CIz7Ac

dreaming of a fender jaguar

>Khawaja has reached an agreement to join Fox Sports once he retires

oh boy, i am so excited /s

How do we feel about the new Pokhara Avengers logo /npl/-cels?

>>150644648
Why doesn't he join al-Jazeera sport instead

decided to desecrate some Smiths vocals
still need to wrestle the bassline a bit

https://vocaroo.com/14FzAgSYAIbD

not listening to that

I wish to defect to China is such a thing possible in the current era?

>>150645901
Sounds good can't go wrong with maj7s like the vocals much better than those autotuney girly vocals, probably the best voc since Soul Limbo.

Tminus 5 minutes before the journey to the tourney begins

>>150644648
how will he overcome the fact that he's fucking retarded?

am drinking beer.
am not watching cricket.

>>150646096
i'm pretty hopeless at songwriting but thanks

>>150646328
Alcohol on gods day?

watched 26 seasons of survivor over the last few months, starting to get hard to find the episodes so might start watching the Australian version

Yeah you told us the other day mate

Who is the most stupid test cricketer? My vote: Ian Bell

I'll chuck a cheeky vote in there for Brendan McCullum

>>150646859
Brendan Mccullum

>>150645256
Will be going to Pokhara in approximately 46 days

is it nepp-pal or nay-pal?

fuck i forgot to get a sweet treat at the super
completely ruined my night

for me, it's Tempest -Tempest (1973)

new
>>150647189
>>150647189
>>150647189