Thread 150604190

>>150604190 (OP)
love heem

someone post pvz's butthole.

>>150604190 (OP)
this doo heemed prime teen pussy

>>150604190 (OP)
for me it's that ramon and dao porn scene

Tom asshitall looked like a cuck on the press conference stage.

setting this up for the next thread

this one

the guy called me an idiot i feel offended

Ottman Azaitar vs Paddy Pimblett.. the UFC in 2022 was different gravy

Tomala Asspissanal got her bussy porked I fear

Ken Dryden just got heemed

>>150617832
elon will save us from idiots like you. only high IQ forward thinking humans will be allowed on mars. rest of you dumbass can stay on earth and die. bbc god jon jones likes elon. IBC god conor likes elon. guess who doesnt? you. now do the math. have fun on earth. we'll be expanding the universe ya fucking dummy

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

Gane throws a jab, Aspinal cowers in fear.

:(

>>150617998
Why would gooby insert tampons inside him?

conor bros..

>>150618026
THAT DIDNT HAPPEN

Alright I'm back what's good

>>150618032
Well no it quite literally didn't since there is video evidence and a witness statement that confirmed she went straight to him and wanted more sex after Conor fucked her RAW

why is bro built like this

>yo take this you polish pussy, why are you fleeing monsieur, tu es le COOOOOOOWARD
Gane by left jab

>>150618053
of course she wanted more from the IBC god conor. all women crave it. that is why he will become president. he has the blessings of donald, elon, and all of us high iQ individuals

Oh dead oh dear....

>>150618026
Vigorous. Prolonged. Athletic.

>>150618053
Conor sat in the cuck chair while dustin was going to town on that slampig, he likes to watch

>cuck fantasies
Why are mutilated mutts like this?

>>150618111
you are afraid of the bbc and and ibc, and you are no welcome on mars

>>150618111
Not a fantasy, it really happened , look into it.
Everytime Dustin heems, he fucks the opponent's wife, he did it to that french shitskin.

Heeminder to all best world chads that poohfc is early today prelims airing at 2200 Finnish Meridian Time

>Non monsieur Gane, i am le coward, please don't le heem moi
Gane's left jab hits like a Zweihänder

>>150618132
benoit is literally what poirier larps, a real french nigga

>>150618152
it starts at 7pm for you you goofie

Why are there almost no clips of the hulk hogan freestyle event on the internet? Why is there no clips of Tito pulling up on Chael? Why were there zero streams of it? Is it even ppv?
Is it even real??

>>150618170
I think you mean't to say ''a real french nigger''
(i'm correcting him jannies, don't ban me, ban him, he said it)

>>150618188
Tito get revenge for Syko Stu and HEEM Rampage!
https://youtube.com/shorts/0ATvupQuR-c?si=vJ37Hq7PAiOzrYrI

>>150618188
There is a video of Lee murray heeming Tito, right before he robbed that bank

>>150618187
Poohfc said gmt plus 3 thougheverbeit

>The God Of War is making this mutilated freak have an actual melty
KWABOOTY

>>150618211
enjoy missing the fights

>>150618188
Is it wrasslin' or not this is what I want to know

Benoit Saint-Denis was beaten half to death on two separate occasions and is still alive that's how you know he's tough

>>150618240
this happened to overeem for 25 years call me when you get heemed that many times over that many organizations you amateur

Say what you will about Benoit Saint Denis but youtube isn't full of other zogbeauxts calling him a liar and a fraud

>>150618240
poirier barly landed, he just chinned him

>>150618271
I was talking about Moicano and ZDS

Glorious.
Gospel.
Gane.

Bane?

>>150618293
chud

>>150618293
Nordic™ stud best thing since Gus

>>150618293
Fahradin gives up in the 2nd round

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Heemy Spirirt

>>150618288
dawged out both fights

arrogance
amorality
antichrist
aspinall

>>150618132
>>150618170
I dunno b. Poirier looks more like frenchmun... There's something about BSD that just doesn't seem on the up and up as far as the eye test goes. Something Schaubian if you catch my drift bubba.

Timid
Tinkle
Tom

somehow schaub returned

>>150618486
Try supplementing your nights with some Bean, cheaze, bean, cheese, cheeze, been, cheeze

>>150618507
schaubs chin cant handle a 'brawl'

Bryan Callen vs Justin Gaethje

The Gringo papi vs tony

gringo papi vs salt papi UFC White House

book it Dana

for me it's zanella schaub

>>150618562
ew dude

>>150618521
schaub's comedy special is something I've never seen because I fear to, like it would be cringe overload

>>150618486
speeg fer yourselv b

>>150618564
lemme guess, ur the janny who bans me for off-topic posts everytime i post her, she is related to schaub and martial arts, dipshit.

>>150618562
You like rock hard cube block shaped boobs and fat transfer injected hips?

>>150618540
Schaub's wife and kids vs Tony on a schizophrenic episode

Bo N_____

>>150618562
Why are there in California so many half asian mutts?

>>150618777
theyre called mexicans

>>150618787
Schaubs wife is half asian or at least 30% these half asian mutt hybrids are very common in California for some reason idk why maybe a lot of chinese and japanese people moved to california at some point and started mass producing them

>>150618777
there are tons of asians in california

dont tell Luke Thomas about california

>>150618777
Filippiins sent many workers to mexico back in the day

>>150618820
no shes not, shes mexican and has plastic surgery on her face making her face look flat and pan faced like asians usually have

>>150618906
plenty of mexicans have pan faces too i.e tracy cortez

volkanovski seen shuffling around the woods outside UFC PI smashing ground beef with bug bricks, doesn't look good

>>150618762
Bo N (space) word

las vegas is known for it's woods

Hold the FLIPPING flip phone.... Ferguson defeated.............*****THE*****..........Salt Papi???!

>>150618987
he beat misfits boxings best athlete

My thread is still alive.

Thanks for the support guys.
>>>/int/214571883
>>>/int/214571883
>>>/int/214571883

>>150618987
do you have a win over salt papi? no? then stfu

fuck yeah! 6 bongs and 15 bings until were live

>>150619023
y'mathematician b?

>>150619031
yeah I just missed 2 bongs all right?

Any other queerfolk here really looking forward to tonight's main event? Caio is a stud!

I am surprised Schaub and his wife are still together.
An MMA-turned-slob-comedian can hardly be the easiest man to be married to. And it is precisely this kind of man who seeks out dumb whores who don't make the best wives.

So.... well done.

>>150618922
yes, but hers is exagerated + she has small eyelids so she resembles a Lee sister

>>150618293
Rinat is greenlit. The boys in the yard will split his wig

>>150619077
rinat is going to win

I went out with a Vietnamese/Chinese girl who looks exactly like Tracy Cortez literally the spitting image

>>150619094
I fucked her

>>150619089
the guy who had to rob Carlos leal? life and death with Nic Dalby?? yeah Rinat gasses in the 2nd

>>150619089
Rinat hasn't looked truly impressive since he destroyed a version of Kevin Lee that was long since mentally checked out of the sport. Needing an Abu Dhabi robbery to beat Carlos Leal is a very bad look in hindsight

>>150619101
good! when I broke up with her I wished her the best and she got with a a swede? based for her,

Gane got fraud checked back in the Jones fight.

>>150619111
>>150619108
Rinat is going to knock him out, his striking is actually pretty crispy and technical and he has power. hes going to catch Gustaffson coming in and finish him. Gustafson has done nothing to prove that he would beat Rinat or any of Rinats opponents other than Kevin

>>150619117
She actually exalted my sexual prowess and diminished yours I'm afraid I fear

Aaron "Rinat Fakhretdinov" Pico

That dumb faggot Keita pulled out. That was my spicy pick of the night.

Reddits cracking all the cold cases and youtubers are taking note
>>150619135
Rinat actually has fought several good fighters in their 20s and prime. Pico fought literal warehouse workers his whole Bellator career

If two Muslims have a close fight in Abu Dhabi, how do the judges choose who to rob?

>>150619142
the fight with the most obvious outcome on the entire card was your "spicy pick"?

>>150619142
Some African and Japanese names sound very similar to each other
>>150619144
but when Eurocucks rob foreigners you idiots say nothing

>>150619149
Maybe he was picking Pitbull to win

Justin Gaethje vs the entire population of Cleveland

Aaron "Spicy Pick" Pico

>>150619152
There was a guy on YouTube who looked at the actual data and found out Muslims fighting non-muslims in Abu Dhabi/Saudi have the highest home field advantage by win percentage. They had something like a 77% win rate. Next closest was UK fighters fighting non-UK fighters at home, we have something like a 68% win percentage

>>150619129
fair. near the end I wasnt into it.

>>150619173
usually muslim fighters are good and win, uk fighters are notoriously shit

>>150619173
Here it is if anyone wants to watch
https://youtu.be/PQsQe5F-rpo?si=G9Vk9PNxgcuk_Cp2

ynr the saudi arabian paint fumes

>>150619179
thumbnail is 3 guys that got finished

>>150619178
There are more UK champs than USA champs right now, unless you actually count wmma like a cuck

>>150619149
I was picking underdog Pitbull to win you tard.

>>150619152
Europeans robbed foreigners??? yeah of their dignity

>>150619190
lol fucking retard

>>150619190
>>150619191
Its over dumb cunt !

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757086420867376.webm

Pitbull passed the Dan Ige test, which means he's top 10 UFC level. Losene Keita has done nothing but heem regional scene bums

>>150619189
check again

>23–1–1
Bonfim would've handled him

>>150619216
Who is the chinaman

>>150619216
>Bonfim
another shitter

>>150619208
Paddy Pimblett isn't listed

Imagine being one of the most hyped prospects on the European scene, being gifted a free big name win against a ranked fighter in your UFC debut, in front of your home crowd and fucking it all up because you couldn't be arsed cutting the last 3 pounds. Keita gotta be KWAB of the year

condition critical, might not make it.

>>150619295
Tom after fighting Gane

heeminder jorge's original quote was "might not fully make it"
doesn't even make sense

>>150619199
She literally won on damage according to the official scoring criteria of mma, i'm afraid.

>>150619238
Paddy is Scouse not english

>>150619332
scousers are the great mushroom hunters on england

>>150619125
Nah, he has a good chin, you just don't have an eye for the sport. You're more of spewer of clickbait, probably predict every fight to end in 1st round heem.
Gustaffson does have trouble with creative takedowns and is good at defending retard blast double legs. Rinat has a lot of tools to inch out a win if he's done his homework on Gus.

Aaron "Spewer Of Clickbait" Pico

Nassourdine Imavov vs. Caio Borralho
Benoit Saint Denis vs. Mauricio Ruffy
Modestas Bukauskas vs. Paul Craig
Bolaji Oki vs. Mason Jones
Axel Sola vs. Rhys McKee
William Gomis vs. Robert Ruchala

>>150619367
borralho
ruffy
craig
jones
sola
gomis

ÔOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

DANA WHITE

IS WATCHING HEEM

https://www.sportskeeda.com/mma/news-we-re-watching-house-dana-white-reveals-details-will-catch-illegal-ufc-streamers

>>150618293
Get em on board I'll call it in

>>150619108
Gustavson will probably lose the first 2 rounds because he won’t be able to immediately out wrestle rinat and his striking is bad. Good chance he’ll need a late finish

Test

>>150619357
For me? it’s having an eye for the sport.

>>150619392
Craig Jones?

>>150619367
Imavov
BSD
Bukauskas
Oki
Sola
Gomis

>>150619569
damn b daner is watching my house
probably got hours of footage of me shadowboxing with my meng out

Aaron “eye for the sport” Pico vs Kody “supermajority” Steele

Losene Keita has an appetite for the sport.

>>150619367
Borralho
Ruffy
Bukauskus
Jones
McKee
Gomis

>>150619326
wrong. she had more significant strikes + damage but he won with wrestlefucking via control time

>>150619711
Losene Eater

>>150619326
She verbally tapped

>>150619367
Caio
Ruffy
Bukauskas
Jones
Rhys Mckee
(regrettably) Gomis

>>150619367
Imavov
Rufy
Bukauskas
Jones
McKee
Ruchala

Modestas Bumcockass

>>150619199
He was actually enjoying it but then the dumb hoe activated his fight or flight response

>>150619367
Borralho
Ruffy
Bukauskas
Jones
McKee
Gomis

Molesta bukkake

Jon Bones Jones the greatest GOAT I fear

Put Patchy in the mix.

>>150619883
SEE WHEN YOU ADD PATCHY TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DOWN!

Caio Borralho
Benoit Saint Denis
Modestas Bukauskas
Mason Jones
Axel Sola
William Gomis

Imagine if she cared about wmma or if anyone did for that matter

>>150619903
Check out this retard

>>150619903
Can't afford jpegs down south mustafa?

>>150619915
Its for me you big time faggot i cant upload le pic

>>150619367
Ivavov
Roofy
Budaukaus
Mike Jones
Solar
Gomi

>>150619903
Supporting your fellow Nafri, I see

KEK HE CAN'T AFFORD TO UPLOAD JPEGS

>>150619946
Upload these massive balls up yer cerebrum playa !

Kek the fags that think ciao will win, i will eat my cum then heem myself with an uppercut on cam if imavov doesn't win, screencap this

Caio doesn't have the main character energy that the other (male) fighting nerds have

>>150620010
Which one do you want for picksbong

>>150619367
imavov
bsd
bukauskas
jones
mckee
ruchala

>>150620010
Spit on it playa!

>>150619367
Borralho
Ruffy
Craig
Oki
Rhys
Gomis

>>150620056
Because Khamzat is the main character of 185

I am the main character of this thread

Booralu gets slept baka

>>150620402
That's fucked up and a hard pill to swallow but if you really ruminate on it you'll realise that it's the truth

The writers should step up and fire this main character and get a better one.

Coffee soon

>>150620218
>KICK THAT BOER OUT OF CHIRAQ NOW
Belal was a real one for this

>>150620010
>>150620224
What's the beach got to do with this?

>>150620564
Beach is like when theres water like ocean and then at the edge there's lots of sand that's called the beach.

>>150620573
Why the hell hasn't anyone told me this before?

>>150620592
Stoopid

Drop a 50 on my nigga AG

>>150620652
Oof

>>150620600
People forget maan, he was a bbeast of a prospect until he randomly died one day
https://youtu.be/HWBWeaNT9yk?si=NQbQbWisY7oUjpjX

The presser has broken Tom. His identity crisis is reaching new lows, unfortunately.

>>150619367
Caio Borralho
Mauricio Ruffy
Modestas Bukauskas
Mason Jones
Rhys McKee
William Gomis

>>150620760
sick track
nice post

>>150619367
BORALHO
RUFFY
CRAIG
JONES
SOLA
GOMIS

>>150619367
> Caio Borralho
>Mauricio Ruffy
>Modestas Bukauskas
>Mason Jones
>Axel Sola
>Robert Ruchala

coffee has been made lads, grab yourself a cup. I will make hot coco when the main card starts

>>150619367
Imavov
Ruffy
Bukauskas
Mason
McKee
Gomis

>>150619367
Caio
Ruffy
Modestas
Oki
Sola
Gomis

>>150619367
Caio "The Natural" Borralho
Benoit "God of War" Saint Denis
Modestas "The Baltic Gladiator" Bukauskas
Bolaji "The Zulu Warrior" Oki
Axel Sola
William "Jaguar" Gomis

>>150619367
Caio Borralho
Mauricio Ruffy
Modestas Bukauskas
Mason Jones
Axel Sola
William Gomis

Baited by mma joey award

Some of you may find this hard to believe.

>>150621452
Man shut up with that crap.

I would heem anyone in this thread, it's not even funny

JaiDsM sisters….i am scared and afraid i fear

>>150621507
you're literally a baguette dude

Gane just got ragdolled by a tiny man

>>150621519
He doesn't actually look like a tank at all. Tanks are made out of metal and have cannons.

>>150621507
You're french. There's just no way, I'm sorry.
>>150621519
Looks like he's just eating a lot of calories to be quite honest.

>>150621519
There's always a video of Islam during fight camp where people gush over how big he looks. Apparently people don't know fighters look much fuller and thicker when they haven't got to the point in camp where they've removed carbs and water from their diet to make weight

>>150621546
It’s almost as if he won’t need diet down a ton because he’s fighting in a different weight class or something

>>150621584
He's eating more and is going to end up cutting more lol. He usually starts dieting down early before camp and slowly cuts and makes the big cut at the end. He will still have a tough cut, as there will be added fat to his body, which might make a tougher cut in the end.

MMA Supreme

JaiDsM will tank and tug on his Slamdaddy’s MDD (monster daddy dick)

>>150621519
looks no bigger than any other camp he's been in

>>150621670
ay yo mane lissen up lil doood
caio in 2

>>150621670
Caio is very homoerotic so i boy him.

>>150621620
>islam is going to gain 15lbs of fat

>>150621429
I see it

>>150621683
No need to get defensive, he's explained it himself many times. And I'm rooting for him tto win. Fighting at 155, Islam cuts (diets) to around 180 before the start of his camp, which is what he balloons up to in his fight weight after refueling. So while his final cut isn't as big as many 155ers, he's still more shredded with very low body fat (compared to the division).
At 170, he said he is bulking a bit. No one knows how much muscle he could put on but him, and it wont be much, but either way he will put a few lbs of fat. He's still going to have a 20lb cut which will still be tough, as cutting with more body fat is a little harder, as the muscles let go of liquid faster than fat, and the body wants to lose it from the fat before the muscle.

>>150619693
Basé

Where the heems?

>>150621836
He’s not going to be 15lbs heavier at the start of his water cut

>>150621670
Imavov sucks. Be prepared for a schooling.

>>150621864
for me recently it's been the FAHHHH shorts/heem edits

>>150621965
Tybura TKOs each of these bums in the first.

>>150621932
damn matt wiman looks rough first time I've even seen him in years, and the last time too by the look of it

>>150622006
gable steveson is facing the winner of that slop fight and tybura is next.

>>150622028
that's leavitts best win buddy

>only know 5 names on this card and I watch this shit weekly
I wish was interested in pursuing something in my life

>>150622056
I only know who "Handsome" Wiman is, brutal heeming he took there tho

>>150621933
Nah brother caio is a fraud and went life and death with a washed up cannonier, he's getting his brazilian bussy pieced up

>>150620801
Gane looks huge as fuck. Like 265+. I've got a feeling he'll dominate Aspie

>>150622069
Buy a road bike or join a boxing gym

Belel should be cut

>>150622096
Yeah but he beat up canonnier worse than imavov did. Imavov was in actual trouble and got granted an early stoppage. Caio probably should have got a stoppage as well.
If you're an emotionally invested fanboy of fighters, this match should scare you. On both sides, I'm afraid....

>>150622132
Gane is cutting down from around 310 lbs if what I am hearing is true

Brad Tavares is still fighting? Wow.

The term “life and death” has become meaningless due to retards using it to describe any competitive fight

I can’t remember if Paul Craig is based or not.

>>150620801
KEK the neck tattoo looks embarrassingly bad. Why did he do it? He's at the age where it's a bit weird to be getting neck tats

>>150622157
I'm financially invested in Imavov, that odd was looking juicy against a dude that did 2 weight cut back to back and is a bit of a fraud or at least overhyped

>>150622167
That’s mostly due to his tungsten clitty cage and the 50lb buttplug he keeps in at all times

>>150622191
Diego’s still under ufc contract?

>>150622217
No, but he was not that long ago, a cautionary tale indeed!

>>150622198
CTE makes you impulsive

>>150622201
Hopefully you didn't go for a heem. I'm telling you betting on an imavov heem is like betting on Gaethje to heem. Yes it can happen but most likely will never happen again. The izzy heem was like garths heem of barboza.

>>150622261
Yeah but the dookster had bad injuries and a lot of time on his hands. Tom is on top and getting ready for a fight. It's worse.

>>150622280
Nah my bet is only on Imavov winning

The UFC knew what they were doing booking gane in locktober

What if Caiobaio loses

Kyle Nelson vs Matt frevola official for UFC vancouver

I suspect ‘Vovdaddy has the grappling advantage but y’all not ready for that conversation

>>150619367
Caio Borralho
Benoit Saint Denis
Modestas Bukauskas vs.
Mason Jones
Axel Sola
Robert Ruchala

Damn so it starts in two bongs

>refuses to make weight
>starts chugging baby food
What's his fuckin' problem?

hello any fellow neets?

Cba to do picks

>>150622527
its fine b ill make them for you

The people's main event.

>>150618026
Maybe she's just a masochistic whore? Bitch must have never heard of siswet

my clitty cage is reaching critical (RED) status!

>>150622535
Thanks b I'll keep my eyes open

>>150622581
Rinatdaddy will have xer TWPiglet squirting its sauces I fear

>>150622593
Care to extrapolate?

Cock and balls asphyxiation ? Huuuuuuge fan

>>150619367
>Nassourdine Imavov
>Mauricio Ruffy
>Modestas Bukauskas
>Mason Jones
>Rhys McKee
>William Gomis

>>150621930
>gif
Boomer

>>150622604
Just another ruschinkshitter with a padded record.

Bane will kill.

>>150622610
No use google Chang you should understand soon enough

Andreas Gustafsson, no not everyone in sweden is named Gustafsson

heemed the meng so hard i passed out

UFC giving us another Euro timezone kino. THANK YOU DANA! THANK YOU ARI!

>>150622884
>no not everyone in sweden is named Gustafsson
Proof?

post yfw you realize it's imavov not imanov

>>150622926
I thought for the longest time it was Imamov

>>150622958
Me as well

>>150622926
I been knew it was Imavov

watching chicks cliff dive for redbull

stop saying Imamov

We're all watching Makwan Amirkhani's fight today right?

>>150622996
im pretty sure that's what all the announcers are saying

>>150622926
I also thought it was xxXDicksuckerXxX_274

>>150623109
Gonna start saying Imaov

>>150622926
It's Imamov

who is this Imanov I am hear so much for about

>>150623112
Unironically for the memes

>>150619367
Nassourdine Imavov
Mauricio Ruffy
Modestas Bukauskas
Mason Jones
Axel Sola
William Gomis

You're all going to remember his fucking name when he heems Caio tonight. Fuck you all.

>>150622919
Most people in Sweden are named Abdul

Where are the picks b

>>150623378
i laugh at you

>>150623378
Caio is more french than that doo

>>150622919
some are named karlsson

>>150623410
retard

why are the fucking prelims delayed by 2 hours again? Do I need to watch School Rumble now to pass the time?

>>150623442
S-sorry

NEW

>>150617905
>>150617905
>>150617905

>>150619367
Imavov
Ruffy
Craig
Jones
Sola
Ruchala

>>150623626
Did we ever figure out the beef with fat crowd guy?

>>150623734
he was taunting smith

>>150623794
seething at the smart mark in the cheap seats smdh

>>150623835
smith is mentally weak

it really sucks that we lost the Keita/Pitbull fight on this card. it's still a good card but damn that was a great one

French MMA vs Brazilian MMA what a fight night, two nations settling a centuries old dispute between The French and The Portuguese I think I don't know didn't bother reading up on franco-portuguese disputes.

those fools got tricked into posting in an early thread

Really b you promised

New drink combo: Monster Energy Aussie Lemonade mixed with Rum

>>150604190 (OP)
Who is this guy and how is he related to heem?

Tye Ruotolo's striking actually looked good, damn.

Imavov, Ruffy, Bukauskas, Jones, McKee and Gomie
Pic related

>>150624211
I wish i had something to drink

>>150604190 (OP)
that giant wart on his dick is disgusting

>>150619367
Imavov
BSD
Bukauskas
Jones
McKee
Gomis

>>150624288
>>150624288
>>150624288
>>150624288

Hi /heem/,
I am here to extend a formal invitation to inquire if anybody would like to embrace in fisticuffs in an hour or two? in real life.
Sincerely, Anon.

>>150624409
Can you meet me outside Crunch Orlando? The one off Colonial Drive. I'll be wearing a maroon v neck and dark blue jeans with black vans.

>>150619693
"This is my country france, dont touch my traditions..." It says that at the beginning? Been learning french but only for a very short time.

wow no 1 said it was a early card

>>150624357
kys shrimp

>>150624880
>>150624880
>>150624880
Report shrimp's to be deleted

>>150619367
Imamov
Hoofy
Modest Bucket
Freemason
McKee
Ruchala

to be fair that dude is not how i picture swedes. he seems more german

>>150621670
Two weight cuts in three weeks. That's how Tony started his losing streak. Imavov sucks, but Caioi heemed himself.

>>150625785
do you picture alot of dudes?

heem stobby

ddp and fluffy has to save this division...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150637985
And he kept touching gloves like a cuck

>>150637998
i was prates when i kept seeing ddp get crucified

T-shitty creeping on Ms. Schaub. I fear he couldn't recover from Tracy.

JEAN SILVA
YOU'RE NEXT

Khamzat eats Imavov for breakfast. Caio was holding him against the cage and almost got a trip multiple times. The winner of RDR/Fluffy is the best option to beat Khamzat

>>150638066
schuabs wife got a BBL

That was a good card
>>150638078
Lopes will get heemed

>>150604190 (OP)
Girls never seemed to enjoy fucking this guy.

Good card
FUCK YOU NERDS

>>150638121
>smoker
>anime lover
>actual nerd
Lord "autistic" Silva will take old man volk's soul

>>150638121
Praise the lord

>>150638083
Life and death with Gilbert Burns and the ghost of Kamaru Usman

>>150638121
Prates won his last fight by spectacular heem

>>150638121
No one in fw can win against silva except maybe for zalbeast and peone murphy

we could have been beautiful bros

we could have broken the finish record tonight.

we were robbed...

Bsd doing hand guns was cringe

i don't like having to pretend that imavov is good

>>150638324
You don't have to they both suck

>>150637998
Why does he want to be a Brazilian of all things

>>150638349
hot wag woife is half hue

>>150638121
I am so unluck that this piece of shit will win cause i want him to lose.

>>150637998
Kek at the 0:12 ian's face, he diffnitly had a bet on imavov

>>150638324
>>150638331
he's light years better at what he's doing than whatever it is that you're trying to do, outside of being miserable cunts

They're FREAKING nerds who SCRAP

Why dont people throw front kicks
When opponent has high guard, double deck
A front kick to the plexus or chin looks it would be perfect tool against tight high guard

i never watched KingCobraJFS who was he

>>150638458
Mermermermer

>>150638458
why are you so mad

I like Prates desu

>>150638121
I want GOYva to get brutally heemed

>>150638492
>>150638482
so you can talk shit about him but i can't talk shit about you without being mad. weird how that works. miserable cunts seem to be sensitive cunts too

Harry "Houdini" Hardwick's greatest trick of all? Convincing cazzies he was ever UFC level, kwab!

>>150638458
Aaron Pico

>>150638526
when did i say that

>>150638458
I'm White

>>150638308
Cry pussy

He did a war crime on the biggest LW prospect

K-1 in 4 bongs. Ppv is Uber cheap. I will follow them.

Knocked out round 1 by THE keue fernandes?

>>150638446
>>150638530
>>150638571
You have sex with men.

>>150638215
This argument got debunked by his win over DDP

>>150638530
>>150638571
Who

Literally all me btw

>>150638589
Name a good DDP win

Craig got hit with one of the loudest pops I've heard in awhile, but he woke up alright

>>150638612
Impossible, DDP was never good and has no good wins.

>>150638612
prime Brunson

Mick Porkin actually lost to Tybura

treading in deep waders now bapa

>>150638612
Strickland and Rob

>>150638636
THE Derrick Bumson?

francedana said that dude that missed weight isnt cut

Niggers in paris getting knocked out

>>150638666
Neither are good fighters

>>150638628
A boxer dies ever week by a light jab kek

>K-1
beast of an organization

49 days until Gane fights.

Ireland you are president

>>150638701
lol

Aaron "K-1" Pico

>>150638705
Real one record albeit

>>150638695
DDP ended Rob’s prime

And Strickland is still a room 5 fighter

>>150622764
:)

Dude he frickin smokes just like me!!!!!!

>>150638740
Wait, Gane is a Tenny chad?! This changes everything. Ansolutely boyed.

>>150638790
Rob was always a paper champ and got heemed multiple times by Poomero and many others.

>>150638807
Its an indictment of how dull and devoid of personality most fighters are that Prates being an open cigarette smoker gets him this level of traction with fans

Basically Caio’s gameplan should’ve been similar to BSD’s, with the added lead hand fighting

UFC was fucking shit. At least K-1 will be entertaining.

>>150638807
is smoking that uncommon these days or is it because hes an athlete?

Nobody should ever acknowledge, validate or go along with the “fighting nerds” thing ever again after this. That was the gayest gimmick in UFC history and anybody who participated in it is a faggot who should die

>>150638894
22-3 is a great record

Why is this guy delivering my uber eat order? Wasn’t he in the octogon few hours ago?

>>150638883
Smoking is uncool to zoomers. They love vaping and nic pouches though

>>150638854
It’s a testament to how pathetic the mind of a cigarette smoker is. They will cling to anything that gives them hope. “Prates smokes a pack a day and he’s in the UFC, so I don’t have to feel like a pathetic loser for having a weakling vice that makes me wheeze and suck wind pathetically whenever I try to run!”

>>150638883
It’s because smoking is so common among losers who need a passive, low-effort way to be “cool” (usually consumption-based e.g. buying things, tattooes, drinking, smoking, owning a cool vehicle or home etc) rather than actually do anything impressive requiring skill, strength or knowledge

Nina Drama curse might be real. I might overthink my opinion of wishing death upon her.

>>150638920
>he thinks records are an actual indicator of worth
Welcome to combat sports, you must be excited as a new fan

AARON FUCKIN' PICO! SHUFFLE STEP BROTHERS UNITE

I've said this before, I said this in the game thread
The fighting nerds are contender series bums. Every single one of them. They have heavily curated careers and are protected by the UFC management. Their popularity is a product of the UFC marketing machine.
When they step in there with a real, live fighter, not some fuck ass they got off the street and put in to the cage, they will lose. Every single one.
Listen to my words and hear them clearly: no fighting nerd will every be champion. The closest will be Jean Silva who will be put down by Murphy in "shocking" fashion

>>150639063
talmbout elias theodoroux? beast of a prospect

>>150639005
I want to have sex with hen

Call me a stock investor the way i boy fighters after everyone thinks they got fraud checked

Good card tonight. Lots of finishes and a fun main event.

Paul Craig F

>>150639029
dawg thats crazy

>>150639186
Impossible to hate him

>>150639186
Damn that’s profound.

Frankly, I'm honestly shocked that Imavov actually knows how to fight a southpaw. I was sure he was just another fraud meme MMA striker that turns in to canned tuna the second his opponent turns the other way

heeminder caio cut weight just a couple weeks ago

>>150637985
Classic Imavov. That’s how he beat Pissy too.

Apologize /heem/ for ever doubting BSD or Imamov, i told you so

Give Pop Pop a kiss

>>150639226
Imavov is Gane lite. Of course he’s a master striker.

I'm a steppa, you niggas goofy

>>150639024
Did Epstein like heems like his buddy Drumpf?

>>150639246
I'm sorry you have no fighters, imavov is dagestani and BSD is indian

Ruffy has 0 takedown defence

>>150639272
He was a pacifist who deplored meaningless violence.

>>150639186
Does he still have a walking stick?

>>150639306
I accept your concession

>>150639272
y'seethin'

>>150639376
he got so buckbroken by the jews, so yes

>>150639382
You cheat by copying the British school of getting blacked in order to have MMA fighters, it's not fair.

>>150639306
BSD is not a jeet

>>150639029
HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Imavov is just a fundamentally good fighter.
Straight punches, throws in combination, keeps his head moving, decent foot work, good balance, has a takedown, knows how to operate from his back, doesn't panic when pressured or when hurt, fights through fatigue, cheats like a motherfucker when he can get away with it.
Just all, fundamentally good things in MMA

imagine ever doubting france

Shrimp won

>>150639403
Respectfully disagree.

>>150639398
can you please keep your interracial fetish to yourself

K-1 World Max in 3 bongs 27 bings

imavov vs baio nerdo reminded me of kids fighting like power rangers on a playground, what a shit fight

>>150639420
shut the fuck up

Aaron "Just A Fundamentally Good Fighter" Pico

>>150639424
It is what it is :(

>>150639466
no bigger kwab than brazil in 2025
pantoja is their only good fighter and hes half a man

>>150639420
This

po paul craig

>>150639186
>Ireland, You are president
What did he mean by this?

president of what

>>150639555
Ireland is America's president now. We just changed our flag to a potato with red white and blue

>>150639607
xD

>>150639453
Aaron Pico will hold the before he retires. Mark my words.

The same people that doubt Aaron Pico are the the same people that doubted Islam after his KO loss

Aaron "Hold The" Pico

I woke up today thinking, AARON FUCKIN PICO, man this guy has it all

Aaron Pico is the next Islam

BSD trannys are sure gassed up rn

Aaron Pico.

>>150639555
>Conor McGregor’s rape case gets swept away
>he then came out out as a Zionist and launched a bid for president
epstein list participant right there. textbook controlled op

>just for that, im finna train gane right this time
>you are havin a laugh
>le precisely.
soon.

Guram deserves another chance

My boy WILL be back, he's too big of a puncher, too much of an athlete to go out like a bitch

how many fouls did Imavov get away with? Goddard was paid off by Ben.

>>150639908
Seriously what if Gane wins

>>150639909
Hardwick by falling anvil

>>150639981
>what if

>>150639944
not enough she should have been allowed to stab kyle

>>150639944
idk I fell asleep

>>150618507
Imagine the guy that's listened to 1k+ hours of shaub.

also what the fuck was that Gomis Vs Ruchala? I have seen less blatant robberies in Abu Dhabi.

>>150618507
Didnt the other guy quit the show

When does Raja make his ufc debut?

>>150640145
UFC California: US VERSUS THEM
he is going against Sycho Stu son, mid psychosis stu

>>150639981
Jones unretires

where are the picks?
I got mine right

>>150639944
Caio kicked him in the balls first so it was fair

>>150640145
I think sycho stu was the champion so he deserves an immediate rematch first

>>150639415
It wasn’t a “shuffle step”, it was just a really bad attempt to take an angle by stepping with his right foot. Probably trained it 3 times in shadow boxing and though it was good to go for the octagon

Call this event Prom night cause it was a bad night for nerds

xD

>>150640140
It's Paris, they're notorious for rigging scorecards.
Gomis hot a robber decision last time he fought there too

YA KNOW, RAJA GOLDBERG, I BEEN SIZIN GUYS UP HERE SINCE I GOT HERE, AND I GOTTA SAY
>massive cheers
EL DANDY, I THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES

Conor is so fucking based bros. He's absolutely obsessed with power and will do anything to get it, including hopping on the right-wing grift train

Don't post with ya DDP's caught in a crucifix playa!

>>150640257
>biggest highlight of his UFC debut is penguin waddling into heem
well.. what a start

>>150638861
Guy who has never thrown a punch in his life but compensates by being good at “technical analysis” (his own imaginary idea of what the experience of fighting “probably would feel like”)

>>150640306
/r/heem isn't ready for that level of discussion. bring that polemical over to /r/mmapoliticsandculture

>>150640140
Care to explain what you mean't here, bapa
>>150630719

If you're balding all you have to do is start Finnesteride and after just 3-4 weeks you'll grow noticable boobs.

Tommy reddit got punked by ganes handler

>>150640419
not me b. it's zainichi russian.

>>150640454
>>150640454
>>150640454
>>150640454
nuevo

>>150640449
i have been balding since middal school and im retarded and 5'8 and white and still gettin pussy

cannot imagine how kwabbed thes e anons who be 30yearsold virgins be like

I'm listening to dubstep

If half of the decisions in Abu Dhabi are robberies, every decision in Paris is