Thread 150604490

>sexday 05/09:
>COPA ARGENTINA
21:10 | Tigre x Ind. Rivadavia

>URY1
20:00 | Defensor x Juventud

>COL1 (UTC-5)
20:00/18:00 | Dep. Pasto x Boyacá Chicó
22:10/20:10 | Once Caldas x Deportivo Pereira

>BRA2
NOW! | Amazonas x Remo
19:00 | Paysandu x Volta Redonda
21:30 | Coritiba x Ferroviária

>PRY1
18:30 | Sportivo Luqueño x Guaraní

>saturday 06/09:
>COPA DO NORDESTE
17:30 | Bahia x Confiança

>URY1
15:30 | Wanderers x Danubio
18:00 | Peñarol x Plaza Colonia
20:30 | Boston River x River

>COL1 (UTC-5)
16:00/14:00 | Bucaramanga x Alianza Valledupar
18:10/16:10 | Llaneros x Tolima
20:20/18:20 | Unión Magdalena x Junior Barranquilla
22:30/20:30 | Millonarios x Santa Fe

>BRA2
16:00 | Botafogo-SP x Athletico

>PRY1
16:00 | Nacional x Recoleta
18:30 | General Caballero x Libertad

UTC-3/[local time]


Previous: >>150579902

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>>150604490 (OP)
This is the thread.

.anime

where my capybara bros at

>Argentina, Uruguay and Paraguay won't play qualifiers for 2030
>7 will play in CONMEBOL, 6 qualify
this is rumored to be the qualifying system
kek

>>150604670
you just KNOW La Roja will make a fool of themselves

>>150604670
Humiliation ritual to the tune of Lamento Boliviano

>>150604670
rip chiled

>sacrifice a few mapuches to the escritorio
>win

Why don't they merge CONMEBOL and CONCACAF already?
oh, that's right CONCACAF has 2 sub-confederations that want to feel included. UNCAF and CFU. I'm cool with UNCAF (central america) but CFU (caribbean football union) can get fucked. 90% of those teams are amateur tier.

>>150604670
Maybe Vidal's kids will finally wake up this time

>>150604854
Hey I believe in the potential for regular Jamaica - Bolivia matches

>>150604897
>regular Jamaica - Bolivia matches

>>150604965
See? you get it too.

Since we're on >international break, why don't we do something fun for once? Post legends from your club that have faded into obscurity. Maybe the leader of your club's legendary 1954 campaign only the fans have heard of, or that one guy your grandfather used to bring up to compare to the shitter on the right wing.

I'll start with Fluminense's Samarone. He was a technically gifted offensive midfielder with over 200 matches for Fluminense between 1965 and 1971. He grew up in Santos (and was a fan of the homonymous club), and first played for the local club Portuguesa Santista. Then Fluminense signed him in a very discreet and secretive negotiation process, scared the fans would react with outrage over the money being offered to some no-name shitter from Portuguesa Santista, which was precisely how everyone reacted. But then it turned out he was the real deal and he became one of the club's main stars, leading Fluminense to win two state championships and the club's first national trophy. Unfortunately he was plagued with injuries that cut short his career. He had short stints at Corinthians, Flamengo, Portuguesa (the other one) and Bonsucesso before retiring in 1975.

He also wasn't called Samarone. His real name was Wilson Gomes.

>>150604854
Progress requires patience. First we need to claim what is ours by right. Guyana and Suriname must play with us.

>>150605010
stfu i'm preparing a bomb ass post

>being on the zapzap family group
I'm not coming back after the random aunt sperged and removed everyone. keep your good morning messages, you can call me on my birthday

>>150605046
>the random aunt sperged and removed everyone
Fucking based, you should invite her to /copalib/.

>>150604490 (OP)
KWAB(kek what a bojo)

>>150605091
Forgor sauce
https://x.com/Independiente/status/1964004329481810418

>>150605091
>>150605114
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>150604973
Dimas Da Silva
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't belief.
He arrived at in 2004 from who the fuck knows where in huezil and immediately begin rippin stiff defenders hips in half. Classic pacy negro winger with brazilian magic. For our standards, of course.
This nigga even score 2 in a Clasico in the rain with 9 men. Legend, and he stays around the club, refused multiple times to go to Oriente and generally remained loyal and beloved by Blooming fans even if he only played for like 3 years.

Anime won

>>150605091
>those minimalistic firmas
easy to forge.

>>150605149
Based record

that independiente match is the gift that keeps on giving

>>150605379
#LegenDimas

>>150605460
>place rival hinchada on top of you
>daddy why is the rain so foul smelling
>daddy was that flying toilet

>>150604854
They should do that for the next qualifiers

yiyos

>>150606142
Botafogobros.....

>>150605668
>>place rival hinchada on top of you
case closed
The concept of air superiority is too complex for an Argentine to understand.

>sovl
>sovless

>>150605460
>HDMP
High-Definition Multimedia player?

>>150606142
Those who have mundiales.

>>150606244
forgive us for not inventing the airplane

Indescritível a sensação de segurança que esse senhor me causou. Hoje eu sonhei que eu levava um tiro e quem me socorria era o Marcos Rocha.

>>150606429
change SP and inter for FLU and santos and it's accurate

>>150606142
Is santos still bigger than palmeiras and san pablo??

>>150606142
Santos
São Paulo
Palmeiras
Flamengo
Grêmio
Corinthians

>>150604897
>/vela/ vs coke
I like it

>>150606400
Fr?

>>150606142
i have to be honest, the last years is making me rate gremio/internacional less

>>150606429
Flamengo, Fluminense, Vasco;
Palmeiras, São Paulo, Santos;
No particular order.

we /nfl/ now?

Realistically it should be the Confederation of the Americas (CdA) and it should be headquartered in Miami

>>150606632
??

Concachampions should die and they should come to Libertadores.

>>150606635
We should make Panama the Switzerland of our continent.

eu teve uma pesadela e cuando acordei fiquei porra na cueca

WTF is this shit

>>150606780
>advertising
they want to push this crap here

>>150606780
Who you got, Mahomo or LA homos?

>>150606809
I literally have no idea what any of that is but is so weird that it appears three times

>>150606832
Doesn't matter, we hate Kansas in this bih.

Like if you would eat this

>>150606902
Which one
>answer still no

>>150606888
lol

>>150606902
I've been seeing this pará lanches thing on instagram. They're trolling for jokes, right?

>>150606902
Ela tem mulambagem

>>150606501
I hope someone from work calls you during the weekend

fuck a.nal

I'm trying to

>>150606902
Meanwhile, I'm eating at the most expensive pizzeria in my city.
Why do I have to use this monkey flag on the internet
It's so embarrassing.

>>150606142
as someone who gives 0 shits about brazilian teams and knows almost nothing about them
>flamengo
>corinthians
>SPFC
>palmeiras
>cruzeiro
>fluminense

Holy fucking shit, the cheerleaders of both Vitória and Bahia are so fugly. It literally hurts my eyes seeing these bitches. In Vitória's there is even fat shit. Fucking embarrassing.
Ceará and Fortaleza are much better than these shits.

>>150607673
Botafogo has decent chicks but uhhhhhh uhhhhh
Just check it out yourself.

https://youtube.com/shorts/MkhyEAsPXyI?feature=shared

>>150607318
you sound ashamed of your skin color

>>150607318
Very insecure post

>>150607318
vai pra fora então, cuzão

>>150608118
No, I'm ashamed of that green flag.
I wish it were the flag of São Paulo.

>>150608491
>São Paulo
lmao biggest traitors of history of the country.

First time i see the Neo Química Arena full

>>150608895
Come on, anon. I have no sympathy for Corinthians but they have the highest attendance to capacity rates in the country. Still lower than other countries, but the highest in Brazil.

>>150604490 (OP)
Amigo no onions de independiente y me chupa un huevo, pero si era un equipo brasilero ni inpedo lo eliminaban

for me, it's Coritiba x Ferroviaria

there are poor and black people on 4chan...
good thing I have 2 99 reais broccoli pizzas to cope.
It's a shame that you poor people have a curfew in the favelas
Otherwise, I would invite you over for dinner.

>>150607318
uhmmmmm
sabado????

>>150609212
*sexafeira

>>150604490 (OP)
>perdió el futbol
since when do we take advice from a club of broken and relegated faggots

So we have a new green flag schizo. Just what we needed.

>>150607888
Geez... There is a sumô tranny in there, but apparently there is a couple of pretty girls too.

I found this photo posted 12 years ago. At least two of them looks like some of the fatties i was talking about. Maybe this is it...They joined it before they were giant whales.
They should recruit some novinhas bonitinhas and retire. They should be something "pleasant" to look at. Looking at ugly people is very annoying and they are already everywhere.

https://litter.catbox.moe/dd6cddadh4qhpyip.mp4

>>150609381
what does junior have to do with anything?

Violentos bros we are eating good tonight

>>150609636
Junior neither was relegated nor is broken. They’re run by mafia, they’ll never going down

>>150609788
there's like 4 teams in colombia they can't afford relegation

>>150608491
flag of sao paulo (state) is ugly thou
the city one one the other hand is beautiful

A lot of rain in Curitiba

>opened the NFL stream
>Tiago Leifert screaming at microphone at stadium
imagine golems in USA watching this shit
>>150610130
fuck man, another weekend without sun

>>150608491
btw Morumbis is in the same street as this photo, it's merely 2 km south of the stadium

>>150609969
Envigadobrooo/

Murió Paysandu

A brazilian walks into a bar

>>150610278
If Rossicley is getting relegated I'm happy, piece of shit

A brazilian sambas into a bar

One umbrella and one argie walk into a bar. The paragua says, where is my wife, the argie says eating BEANS

do NOT google paysandu's logo

A colombian walks into a bakery

A paraguayan walks into a soup kitchen

>>150610511
As a kid I had a great deal of respect for them and saw Paysandu as the greatest of the jungle dweller clubs. I cannot put into words how I felt when I paid closer attention to their crest.

AVRA

>>150610692
I like the foot with wings

>>150610202
it's this interesting?

Seeing the NFL do matches in Brazil, and seeing Brazilians dress and act american makes my blood boil to a violent level.

You don't see Argentines doing this BEYOND cuck level shit, that's why they win World Cups, because their people care about the sport, their players absorb this PASSION of the Argentines.

The Americanization of Brazil is killing this country and our football, which was already in a bad shape. I'm killing americanized niggers in Call of Duty when the chips go down.

>>150610852
storm in a glass of water, stop crying like a bitch
NFL got record attendances in Germany and you don't see any germ playing or following handegg

>>150610852
poolistas don't have culture
more news at 10

>>150610852
i'm more worried about evangelicals than some NFL match.

>>150610852
based

>>150610852
The independence movement in argentina and the rest of south america was inspired by the American Revolution

O HEXA nos eua

Messinho

>In 2024, the league would continue to expand the program to Argentina, Colombia, Japan, Nigeria, and South Korea.[57] In 2025, the league would expand to Greece and the United Arab Emirates

Miami Dolphins @ Monumental de Núñes is already a reality

>>150611095
QRD in the miami dolphins

>>150604490 (OP)
>Perdio el futbol
>ganaron los violentos
Are they deluded enough to think the futbol audience in LA isn'tmade of the violents now?!

>>150604670
>>150604879
God I hope they end last. Never wanted it more if that format is true. However that qualy should be a merger with Concacaf to not make it look like a joke

>>150606356
Hijo
De
Mil
Putas

>free on yt
>once you bandwagon it, they will charge you 100 dollars/monthly

>>150610925
I saw a bunch of people wearing NFL jerseys while driving through São Paulo today.
I wanted to run them over.

It's like Brasil as a cultural, political and ideological identity is out the door and anything that's American will be met by Brazilians on all fours with their anus stretched open.

The Americanization is real and it's like a parasite.

>>150611033
What does that have to do with anything?
I'm certain Argentines won't pack stadiums to watch NFL matches.

>>150611152
They are the only franchise with an undefeated season in NFL, and Inter Miami does a circlejerking with it

>>150611279
that is just in SP. you will barely see this shit elsewhere

>>150610852
I hope this wasn't a recent realization for you, because this shit has been going on for many, many decades

>>150611325
forgot to attach pic

>>150610852
let people enjoy things chuddie

>>150611279
>I'm certain Argentines won't pack stadiums to watch NFL matches.
I guarantee they will. They do in every country its hosted.

>>150611343
Yeah, and Bolsonaro supporters saluting the American flag is the end product.

I voted for him, but the all the American shilling to the point of conspiring with them against our country just makes me want to curb stomp his supporters.

Say what you want about this shit hole of a country, at the end of the day we're Brazilians, just like the Argentines are Argentines and want to be Argentines, not Americans with a slight Argentine flavor.

A country's main sport is part of its culture, that's not a Brazilian thing, that's a world wide thing and I'm not going to stand for the targeted attack on our beautiful sport.

Happy sexo day

when is Angry Sexo day?

>>150611279
São Paulo is always on the forefront of sabotage against Brasil. fucks are worst than the Nordeste
this PCC scandal is just the tip of the iceberg of that satanic state

>>150611542
"Our beautiful sport" has been dead for over two decades as well. It's a sad state of affairs.

>>150604670
I dont believe this

>>150606780
Lots of middle class people love the nfl here.

>>150610852
Argentinians play rugby and field hockey

>Pedrinho
>Anthony
>Jean
why do trikasfags like to beat up women? did they try to reveal their homo nature?

Brazil wasn't even a favorite to win the 2002 world cup, crazy

Fat impressions guy made a impression of you guys

>>150612861
Also in 1930 the carioca and paulista federations fought so brazil only semt carioca players to the world.cup. this is why we lost.

Czech republic beat argentina 6x1 in the 1958 world cup. That is known as the disaster of sweden

>>150610852
You're seething because some people happen to enjoy a foreign sport, in this globalized world
In which state were your grandparents born?

>pre 2026 WCs
Ok boomer

Reminder colombians managed to score 4 times against lev yashin in the 1962 world cup

Chat is this true

>>150613318
I'm Paulista through and through, my family lineage traces back to colonial times, I'm an original bandeirantes Brazilian

Reminder that colombian boys have big butts.

>>150613318
those people got sodomized by yanks. the only thing they deserve is death

>>150611152
Marco Rubio’s wife was a cheerleader for them

>>150614355
My gf says that to me, and other girls too

O que o presidente da CBF é GATO é uma LOUCURA.

Globo is a home of homos

Isabel got kicked out… it really makes you think

chiefs lost
thank u Brasil

>making pollo con arroz
>giant pot
>put two cups of rice
>hmmm still plenty of broth left
>maybe one more cup
>go take a piss
>return
>RICE POURING OUT OF THE POT ALL OVER
ricebros... I got too greedy

>>150615643
Lmao, the whole scene is funny as hell. Rice increases its volume with water and heat

>>150615643
this is why we don't eat rice and only eat fideos, ravioles and sorrentinos like real men

>>150615685
this nigga got the nobel prize in rice

Cuando el argentino recomienda algo que le gusta, lo ignoro.
Cuando el argentino detesta algo, lo consumo.
Cuando el argentino llena un cine, yo no la miro.
Cuando el argentino va a un destino de vacaciones, lo evito.
Cuando el argentino dice que algo es un afano, lo compro.
Cuando el argentino impone una moda, voy en dirección contraria.

Aplicás esto y te asegurás una vida exitosa.

I love pussy and I hate dick

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>150 USD for Green Day show
should i do it?

>>150616314
If you have the spare money and care about the band, it's better to go than to regret it later

>>150616314
Fuck no, that's un afano.

can't standing my own farts again, there's something wrong with me inside

>>150616621
>if my dick does not get hard, I can see your heart

Lmamo

>>150616951
very antisemitic post

>>150616951
wtf ajudame conmebol??

COXA
COXA
COXA

Ficou até tarde secando os beans? Hahaha fiquei piranha e os beans tomaram no cu, se fuderam

>>150617059
it's broken for some reason

What’s up with all these argie journalists working in Colombia. 20 years ago it was only alfaro

>>150617779
coke and bunda are the bread and butter of journos

>>150617794
Puerrobros…
Cobrabros…

it's 4 am, smash that mother fucking subscribe button or Pelé will debutate with you

como é lindo ser flamengo

>>150617779
name 5

>>150618815
Currently working off the top of my head
>Feliche for win and rcn
>That guy on blue radio who worked for fox sports
>That guy on parche del futbol who also works for win sports

Morning mundialistas lads

>>150615643
The concept of Starch expansion is too complex for an Argentinian to understand

Top 5 dishes with rice:

1) Arroz with chancho
1) Arroz con pollo
3) Arroz con leche
4) Strogonoff con arroz
5) Milanesas con arroz con queso

>>150620410
brown rice with broccoli

>>150620410
S) Arroz con feijoles

>>150620410
>no Arroz à grega

>>150613199
Czechoslovakia

arroz de puta pobre

Today is Bay Day

Target: Confiança

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>150621164
>>150621162
she eats that.

>usa today highlighted the crowd singing "evidencias" at full lungs as cultural climax
If evidencias is for the nfl, which song should we play in libertadores games? Florentina de Jesus?

>>150614435
Nfl is great when the reffs arent robbing.

>>150617133
Best part of the female body after the hair

>>150621135
Thanks tavarish. We shall never forget the revolyutsii

Yo, copalib


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>>150620410
Redpillme on arroz con chancho, post recipe

>>150621325
Isn't NFL the adds show that sometimes show a weird sport in between

>>150621518
You need 1/2k of puchero de chancho, 1/2k of arroz, 1 locote, 1 cebolla, 1 zanahoria, 1 tomate, 1 extracto de tomate, 1 diente de ajo, 1 papa and perejil or kuratu.

1) Seal the puchero with the ajo and some condimento para cerdo if you have it.
2) Cut all the verduras and add them to the puchero, except for the papa. Youo can add some laurel and pimienta dulce molida for some nice flavor.
3) Revolve all and let cook al vapor for about 10 minutes.
4) Add some water and the extracto to the pot.
5) Let it boil for around 45 minutes until all the verduras are soft. Only now you add the papa cortada.
6) Let it boil another 15 minutes and add the rice.
7) Boil until the rice are done and add the kuratu cortado for flavor.
8) Let it rest and then enjoy yor Arroz con Cerdo. =)

>>150621539
That is what I say when americans get too arrogant but no.

Instagram ads be so weird
Like wtf do I need a Brazilian lawyer for

>>150621162
de china pobre*

>>150621744
Just dont say you havent been warned

>>150621595
>spanglish
the language of the future

I'm starting to believe on the national team.
this is not a good sign

Santa fe and libertad lose today
Penarol ties

>>150621872
Call the line up then!
Goalkeeper?

I just realised I had a dream that Santa Cruz was promoted to série C
Up until this moment I thought today was Sunday and that the match was yesterday. Is this a good omen or not

bom chia copalib

>>150621858
I also throw some guarani words in the recipe.

>>150621744
He's not just any lawyer. He's a lawyer for people in the farming business. Go fetch yourself some environmentally sensitive indigenous reservation up North and start your own basedbean business, anon!

>>150621895
América shall promote to C

>>150621894
Rogerio ceni!

>>150622075
América will make company to ABC next year in la D

>>150619424
so there aren't as many "all these argie journalists" as you say.

>>150621895
Hopefully they lose.

ACAB
All Cariocas Are Baboons

>>150622305
Ok little lantern

Ok copalib, Caze TV or Ge TV?

Brazilbros….

Yet another stellar bill by PL-RJ. I suggest we also start giving away tickets at public schools.

>>150622442
CazéTV
>>150622545
Ayudame Conmebol where is señor Dominguez

>>150622545
>post two brown children
I bet his son smells like shit

He just like me frfr

>>150622545
He deserves it for going to a shitty place like Disney

>>150622545
Because they're brown

Next question.

>>150622660
Os grandes sonhos do brasileiro adinheirado são tirar foto com o mickey, se mudar pra balneario camboriu, e pegar uma loira tingida com herpes e silicone, as our local schizo would likely say

>>150606142
Santos
Sao Paulo
Gremio
Flamengo
Palmeiras
Cruzeiro

>>150622545
>ITT childless useless men get mad at a father defending his kid
If your boys cant swim, dont blame it on raphinha

>>150606142
Flameme
Palmerda
Bantos
greBBBio
cruBeiro
Corinthians

>>150622790
There are better places to go than Disneyland with some of my kids. It's not my fault that Raphinha's kids fell for Disney's Jewish propaganda.

>>150622545
>>150622658
This is kinda sad, I want to hug Raphinha he sounds a bit unstable emotionally and I don't think this is about his son.

Btw Raphinha rhymes with niña.

>>150622763
You forgot the bulletproof SUV to drive Kayky and Sophia to school in the morning before getting stuck in traffic with Celtinhas and Cobalts, not once going over 35km/h or needing the car's off road and towing capabilities.

>>150623032
This. Fathers shouldnt get angry when their sons are mistreated. The world is a cruel place, we should give kids the 300 treatment.

>>150623064
Really wish you had chosen other names for the kids

>>150623064
>bulletproof SUV
Do huezilians really?

>>150622790
>quietly bitching on twatter like a woman is literally the same as defending your children
He is a bitch and his son will be a worse bitch
>>150622832
That's me, probably
literally who tho

>>150623141
Were the kids upset at all? They are probably just as entitled as rapiña what am I asking.

>>150623240
shut up, canal

>>150623265
Is it really that bad
The other day someone from work was telling a co worker that he was going to Ecuador and he was recommending him bulletproof vests from a shop in Colombia

Fuck canal

>>150623254
Of course they were. Did you even have a father?

>>150623248
So he should fly to paris, look for chip and dale and start throwing punches?

>>150623369
It's called a vagina

>>150623352
Car theft is probably the most significant crime in the biggest cities.

>>150623440
You are bitch and so is your son lol

>>150623414
Yeah and he wasn't crying on social media when I didn't get hugged by the priest at church.

>>150623352
if you're rich living in sudeste or nordeste, and you want to get a fancy car that'll definitely make you a target for robbery, then you might as well get a bulletproof car. football players do it, for example. it's not the kind of thing the average joe does
now bulletproof vests isn't a thing I ever heard about

>be brazilian
>no dad cuz black
>alternatively have a dad but he is a bitch so you might as well have two moms

Get a bulletproof ps5 if you want games in san pablo

>>150623475
I was around paraguay on the 90s, you might be my son

>>150623496
Prove it

>>150623181
I meant no harm, anon. I'm sure you and your sister are wonderful people. Have a great weekend.

I was around paraguay in 1870

cu

>be anon
>no kids
>your only legacy is your porn folder

does anyone actually keep a porn folder these days?

Yes.

Nah

Y'all mentally ill fr

>>150623064
these aren't off-road cars, they're oversized hatchbacks for women afraid of driving.

>>150623526
>sudeste or nordeste
This discourse is as pathetic as it is dishonest. Auto insurance prices show us crime can't be pinned down to a single region of the country.

>>150624093
aren't insurance prices affected by local socioeconomic conditions

>>150622545
gay afro victimhood

>>150622179
I think you need to learn the meaning of “off the top of my head”, and understand that they are in the most important sporting media outlets in this country, except for gol caracol who also happened to have an argie for over a decade

>>150624601
yeah bro, the socioeconomic conditions made Cleitin beat a woman and steal her Volvo XC with the baby inside

>>150624601
They're affected by many things. But theft is the highest risk which ends up making main variable for insurance in Brazil. A broken rear-view mirror or a damaged hood will still lose the insurer less money than a stolen car.
In Rio and SP the rule of thumb is that the shittier your address is, the more expensive it will get because the more likely you are to get robbed. Couldn't get the properly cropped list because Extra's website is shit, but you get the idea.

bruh

>>150624944
Que porra é essa

>>150624962
I think it's Cruzeiro's 3rd kit, absolutely horrendous

>>150624832
>none of the neighbourhoods near me on this list
grande méierbros... sweet

based southbro

>>150624962
Cássio

the neymar of volley
much media, little voleibou
vende humo safada
never trust catarinenses

>>150625496
She was decisive during whole WCh, but she choked today. It's like Harry Kane.

>>150624662
The thing is I'm not obsessed with it because I don't care. The only argie I know is the guy from Directv and Niembro when he was with CAV for a while in Winsports.
Besides, you couldn't even name 5 argie journos. Take your pills at night, because that's when a lot of your schizo nonsense posts comes to mind.

>>150625496
the day this alemoa meets my polish dick I'll avange those 150 years of illegal ocupation of Silesia

>>150625267
Last time a southerner said that, people found out she received bolsa familia.and she recorded a video crying saying she wasnt ashamed

>>150624601
They are solely affected by the margin of earnings the investors want. The rest is just bullshit

don't forget to tune in on Gaules to watch Furia

>>150625991
Link?

>>150626073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_acO8cRlpmQ

>>150626134
Fallen kinda looks like he twists for Vasco.

Hora de aprender com o Mestre #HeWasRight

>>150626329
I prefer Dugin, actually.

>>150626364
he's just a lesser rasputin
bet his dick isnt remarkable

viadageria começou

>>150626466
that's not really rasputin dick you know

>>150626364
que gay kkkkkkk

do you guys give human names to your pets
like would you call your perro pablo or carlos

Feels like ronaldo scores more in ualis than in the saudi league

neymar to weymar

>>150627986
I named mine lobo decades ago.

Dog - perro
Cat - gato
I don’t see why using any other name.

>>150628356
6 degrees of separation?

Brazilian - mono
Colombian - sapo

May riquelme live forever

You are wrong, Lionel!

Paraguay has never had an nba player.

>>150628547
tallest paragua is like 165cm

>>150628615
Gamarra was 180cm tall puto mentiroso

>>150628955
who

>>150628615
But I'm 166 :(
>Roque
>takuara Cardozo

>>150625496
>shaking ass
>there's no ass

>>150625496
Why is she so happy
I am not happy
Nobody is allowed to smile

>>150629329
all true alemoas got a flat square ass

Reminder erik cardoso became the first brazilian to run the 100m in under 10 seconds
Meanwhile this thread is slow as fuck

>>150629549
It might be flat but sometimes it is (very) wide

>>150629549
>alemoas
lembro de uma vez quando queria terminar um relacionameno e alguém da senpaiília dessa pessoa morreu. tive que visitar uma cidade do inerior cheia de alemoas lindas durante a okoberfest se atirando em mim e fazer nada porque a merda da pessoa estava lá

I'm glad I broke that up

Guarani took cerros spot and is now the leader of the feriadão

Dios mio....
la creatura monegra

We're just sketches of our Hispanic counterparts

>>150629774
Guarani will also play ponte preta soon for the group stage of serie C

friendberg made me splash 75 dilmas on an underwhelming burger yesterday

COPALIB!
TODAY IS THE DAY! The day three clubs live, and the day three clubs die!
That's right! It's SÉRIE D QUARTAS second match! Today we have three matches, and... well... Three clubs will conquer a place in next year's série C!! All first matches had super tight scores, so there's chance of penalties! Please come watch!!
I don't know if I'll be able to make webms, but I do encourage everyone to watch these matches.
>16hrs
Internacional (Limeira) x Goiatuba
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZM4gQEVQNuc
First match: Goiatuba 0 - 0 Inter de Limeira
Inter de Limeira and Goiatuba both last played in série C in 2003.
Barra x Cianorte
https://www.youtube.com/live/lkDL3r4jI5k
First match: Cianorte 0 - 0 Barra
Cianorte last played in série C in 2005. Barra have never played in série C.
>17hrs
ASA x Maranhão
https://www.youtube.com/live/7-LCxEXl5w4
First match: Maranhão 1 - 0 ASA
ASA last played in série C in 2017, while Maranhão last played it in 2006
Come watch!

>>150629830
AAAAAAAAAAAA CONMEBOL I'M SUFFERING A RACISMO AYUDAMEEEEEEEEE

>>150629832
Goyim knowing a little bit too much again

>>150629832
You are telling me those aren't the same person?

>>150629875
Guaranis dominating while.tupi is in serie z of the mineiro league and nobody knwos where bandeirante is playing

They are in serie a3 bte

You will have to get a job eventually.

>>150630533
You will also die eventually. Just enjoy your life while you can.

>>150630533
I applied this week and am waiting for them to give me a return.

>>150629891
Which match has the funniest chat potential?

>>150630533
I dont work on saturdays

People think that getting a job is being a slave. Sorry that you can’t have a decent job bro, but don’t drag me down with you

I only let Boca disappoint me

>>150631454
ASA x Maranhão definitely
Unless you wanna be a hero and post trikaschizo's rants about Balneário Camboriú in the chat of Barra x Cianorte

Vitoria

Let's get to it: you're just black and ashamed of it.

>>150625496
>small teeth, big gums

>>150631548
Well Job had slaves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0dQ1N4VSzE&ab_channel=SportyNet

derby campineiro

>>150632345
Can someone edit this to say nunca sapo?

Isnt sapo a slang for vagina? Because it looks like one
I remember a parnaense friend saying that
Slapping the frog o algo

>>150632345
kek this red white and black armband reminds me of something else

América (the original one) just beat Araruama and qualified to Copa Rio's final, thus guaranteeing a spot at Série D or Copa do Brazil 2026

Apologize to Senator Romário

>>150632823
HOWEVER

>>150632823
VARSINSO'D
>ponte player got yellow carded for putting a mono mask in the goal celebration just for it to get voided

what's the quilombo in cum penis?

>no away fans allowed
>your own torcida starts fighting each other
>other team immediately scores after the game was delayed for 10 minutes
lol

Of the Velez is impresionating

lol
clip that velez girl crying after the match

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira [1] - 0 Goiatuba
Aggregate and final score: 1 - 0
Congratulations to Internacional de Limeira for promotion to série C

>>150634561
giwtwm

TOTAL EXTERMINIO DE SODOMA DEL ESTERO
TOTAL EXTERMINIO DE SODOMA DEL ESTERO
TOTAL EXTERMINIO DE SODOMA DEL ESTERO

>>150634676
kek

>BRA4
Barra [1] - 0 Cianorte
Aggregate and final score: 1 - 0
Congratulations to Barra for their first ever promotion to série C

Bros... Im dying without fulbó, theres nothing to watch...

>>150635203
You can't say that when Belesh Garfield is lifting a cup as we speak.

>>150635203
Why aren't you gooning?

Halftime
Bahia 5-0 Confiança
(9-1 on aggregate)

>>150635351
Trust bros...

Inacreditável ! Acabou de Acontecer na Segundona do Candangão

O presidente do Bolamense/Riacho City brigou com o elenco e a comissão ainda no aquecimento e
por conta da confusão todo o time se retirou do estádio

a briga foi tão feia que chamaram até o batalhão de choque

Business Idea. Create our own football league where we pay high salaries and don’t buy players from clubs but through players’ managers only.

>BRA4
ASA 0 - [1] Maranhão
Aggregate: 0 - 2

ez

I cant believe paraguay qualified
I have never seen them playing a world cup
Have they ever?

>>150636351
they have, venezuela is the only south american team that never made it to the WC

>BRA4
ASA 0 - [2] Maranhão
Aggregate: 0 - 3

>>150636325
>>150636325
Why u do dis

>>150636351
come on nigga really?
>>150636325
>>>/int/

>>150636325
1 and 4

>>150636351
>does not remember Paraguay nearly eliminating Spain in 2010
here, educate yourself
https://youtu.be/SfJ-_Q74XC8?si=s47v_93Mz9cTWb3x

>>150636325
1 e 4

>>150636416
Bitch is busted. Let it go

>>150636351
1 4

>>150636351
Ah, the reminder we are old. Also, you have to be 18 to post in this website

>BRAR
ASA 0 - [3] Maranhão
Aggregate: 0 - 4

this guy slaps your gf's ass

>>150636564
I slap and fondle his cheeks

don't change "pa" for "c" in sao paulo

I was born in 2004
Am I supposed to remember a game that took place as a 4yo?
I was goo goo da daing my way into life, my niggas
my only concerns were nescau hours and hot wheels

>>150636678
go back

>>150636498
no

>>150636714
Lil nigga down baddd

rest in piss casla

Our bros, Nigeria, won 1-0
They're still dreaming of a world cup spot. I hope they can make it.

France will be ok anon, don't worry

Congratulations to Maranhão for achieving promotion to série C
Good luck next year for ASA, Cianorte and Goiatuba. I hope CBF approves the expansion of série D already for next season, even knowing this would go against the regulations

>>150636714
He has just scored a goal against maiorca

>>150636873
Too bad velez has never won a libertadores.

>>150637139
maybe you should ask sao paulo about that

san marino to conmebol

Do you think we can get a vtuber to stream Paraguay's match?

paraguay - croatia final, screencap this

>>150637382
Yes?

>>150636351
I really hate sharing this place with these kinds of ignorant zoomers.

>>150637451
korone has already signed with Paraguay

>>150636325
4 1

((()))

Bahia 5-0 Confiança (9-1 on agg.)

Another title for Bahia. The 5th Copa do Nordeste title (more than any other club). And there was possible to save energy for Copa do Brasil match this midweek.

Next target: Fluminense (Copa do Brasil)

Bay Is The World

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>150638336
Obvious false flag

>>150636873
why is estudiantes considered smaller than san lorenzo when they have 4 libertadores?

>>150638564
they always have been very irrelevant in the LOCAL football until the 2010s. before we got all these weird one game cups or amateur shit they had the same amount of leagues than newells. also they are from la plata so nobody gives a shit about them because they are too far from CABA. san lorenzo has some bad blood with huracan, racing and velez. velez with san lorenzo, huracan and argentinos. huracan with san lorenzo and velez. etc. it's a very centralized culture

>>150638564
Because they started on the semis

>>150638795
Not in 1968

Man what a beautiful day is tomorrow to stay at home
What, milei needs help? Fuck that bro I'm gonna watch the uefa qualifiers, who cares if some nigs starve in the congourbano

>>150639016
>tfw i don't give a fuck about the elections because i already bought a new GPU

>>150639016
Sadly, if kukitas win in Zambia aka Congo aka Haiti aka Niger aka Congourbano (formally east Zambia) all the stocks will go down, so it affects everyone even if you don't care about the indios living in mud huts in peronchatarra (formally peronzambia).

I just wish that everything in argentina that isnt buenos aires gets flooded , is that asking too much?

I swear i didnt see argentinians were already fighting and i didnt need to post anything

>>150639153
But what about all the 22kg 10 year olds in formosa that haven't eaten in a week?

>>150639016
Nooo you need to vote or my imaginary money goes down

>>150639183
It is okay, actually the north can stay, the south must become a new ocean

>>150639192
>Imaginary money
If stocks go down it will inevitably force the dollar to go up, which i'm not a fan off since i'd rather spend 1 million every month buying 8 physical PS5/Switch games for my collection instead of spending the same amount for just 5.

>>150639131
they're not gonna win bro
stocks might still go down if milei doesn't win by a good difference

perro

>>150639202
As long as millions of peronsiryan argensimian peronardillians die i'm all up for it

>>150639308
based perrita, my perra loved apples and pears
I miss her

>>150639308
pero

I can't wait for the World Cup groups to be defined so I can give my opinion about the outcomes.
Fuck.

I can't wait to read anon's opinion about the outcomes

>>150639411
Argentina, Brazil, France and Spain are making into the semifinals

>>150639431
Argentina - France with Spanish referee
Brazil - Spain with French referee

>>150638336
>aiora soi argentino blanco ,voy mudar mi nome de Gonçalez para Guarutto

>>150639431
FIFA will definitely put Argentina and Portugal on each side of the kbocko stages, and Infantino will be praying that both make it to the finals.

That's what happened in 2022 by pure "chance"

>>150636351
GTFO newfag, goddamn zoomers man

>>150639538
>kbocko
Not an African playing for France, I meant knockout

>>150637451
Pls make Zentreya stream it

>>150636416
What's her name? Does she still have big honkers? I mean probably because those look fake as fuck, but is she still hot?

>>150639308
She looks familiar.

>>150637761
I am not an expert on paraguayan football and you cant blame me.
Gustavo gomez is the first paraguayan player to make it big, imagine that

>>150639602
that's her, alright
she's also perro mono with the internacional shirt but I've misplaced that pic and the archive is down :*(

>>150639225
>If stocks go down it will inevitably force the dollar to go up
wtf? I should've voted for massa

>>150639602
I wanna pet this fat fuck so roughly that she'll lay down in the floor showing me her belly and I'll scratch it and she'll start shaking her legs like a cricket

What the FUCK is this

>>150639744
South americans who played in the premier league

>>150639744
Brazilian PR

>>150639713
she doesn't really like rough petting, she's very skittish about that. must've been abused before we got her

the trimmed fur patches are because she had to undergo a dental surgery a week ago (she's fine now, much better actually)

>>150639744
>rodrygo
>bini
>>>>>>marquinhos

A contunental wrld cup is inevitable

I might be mentally handcapped.

>>150639744
the strongest argensimian

>>150639999
Pai Roger, why did you waste your macumba on quads?

Reminder inter de limeira beat baalmeiras in a paulistao final.

>>150639922
okay maybe not so rough, just light and maybe a lil rough if she gets used to it

>>150622545
>>150622658
why is this nigga like that

Congratulation SOLDADOS DE ROMAN for this whatever is called cup

>>150640658
Gallinabros...
Rasinbros...
Beleshbros...
Sansilenciobros...
Our response?

>>150640738
gallina is not an insult here joao. that's only for uruguayans

>>150640738
You forgot Boca.

buceta do galinha, uma delicia

For me, it's healthy food
https://www.youtube.com/@ComidaSaudavelTK/shorts

>>150640939
I like this

Neymar and ganso wrrent very friendly when they met at the last match (it is right but it is funny)

>>150616314
Oly if you do have the time to listen Billy whine

Penarol won
Junior is losing

>>150641374
Gallinabros...

Lol

>>150641207
Both are quizumbeiros. But it's just part of the game, nothing personal.

Not like I will ever care about opositores

>>150641724
This is an outright lie. Amazing the thing you can get away in the internet. Just make a.meme.with a dog and nobody bothers to check

Remove-Item copalib

Conmebol? Ajuda.

Messi going for another World Cup is just plain retardation, he is going to risk elimination and leaving the big stage on a negative note.
Is this how he wants it, his last World Cup a failure?

>

>went to my friend house for a barbeque
>one of his old friend also came
>i never met the guy
>he and my friend had a bunch of history to tell
>realized i have nothing in common with my friends and we aren't even that close

banheirao sinso

Hate guys who get fouled and fall already holding fhe ball on sunday league

I never do that

why are agenchinos so gay

>looking at other men
and you talk about others being gay?

this is the schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-M7hjx9bhY

Tapia here. I heard this place has some very smart people, so I'd like to ask you suggestions to improve next year's Alfajorão.

>>150644162
I have been waiting for this moment for ages. Let me get my papers

>>150644309
>Let me get my papers
oops...

So boca and river dont take part of the first phase which goes from january through may.
300 teams play in regionalized 1-way elimination matches until there are only 30.
Then those 30 join boca and river in 8 groups of four. Then it goes like a world cup from june till november.

Portugal won the roller hockey euro today btw

>>150643975
translator note: by "gay" he means "civilized instead of a brown retard"

sentiu e ficou duendo

>>150639576
Larissa Riquelme

>>150645149
I will fap to her

>>150645198
Move when ready

We need a 9 come travas that unlocks his real potential. I’m sick of these blackies

>>150644162
4 relegations

>>150644162
>All teams must have at least one female starter
>all women must enter the field topless
>if match ends in a tie the team with the most topless women on the field wins
>if the teams end with the same number of of top less women, they match will be decided by a facematch like format where the men in the standings will vote for whoever they think has the hottest girls

>>150645317
4-4-2. Defenders and midfielders stay deep. The two wide midfielders are hot women. One striker is a classic big target man and the other is a skilled, lighter type that can also step back and play as an attacking midfielder. Shameless hoofball. If we the game is coming to an end and we have the lead or a draw, sub out the two strikers and sub in another lass to play as a defensive midfielder and a pacy shitter of a striker we can play long balls too. The new lass will be a mean dyke that will bully the other team's girls and hurt them if she can get away with it. Everyone will get hard and she'll kill the facemash contest if it comes down to it. Three lasses is also ideal. Enough to win the tie-breaker, and any more than that would cost us the game.

>>150645453
we may be unto something here