Thread 150610895

dicker the kicker edition

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Are the Chiefs cooked?

small players with that waterhead helmet look so bad

>>150610895 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYTcmFfT4Ko

KEK

lifelong fan since 2022 or something

You know what. The brainrot commentary makes it better

>>150610974
>cooked
Absolutely burnt.

It’s funny because I’m watching football in Brazil but 100 yards away from me there are a bunch of Brazilian cowboys riding bulls here in the USA
It’s kind of ironic and funny

>>150610895 (OP)
now theres 2 threads

>>150611168
this one will become the new one when the old fills up newnigger

>>150611309
ok sorry oldnigger

>>150610895 (OP)
should i buy tickets to a Sao Paulo or Corinthians game?

>palmerde

>>150610974
I'm sorry, but did the Chiefs already lose? Oh, that’s right. The game isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chiefs are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They’re playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they’re feeding off the energy of playing in a Brazil Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 15-2 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the refs didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when the Chiefs wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Chiefs topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the team because they’re good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>150610974
>Are the Chiefs cooked?

If you were to pick one demographic of women to make you hard forever, it would be white Brazilians

>South American curves - hips/waist, thicc thighs, fat round ass. Curves that are unique to SA and not even in North America or Europe
>Pretty white European face that is probably Italian/German
>The unique fitness culture (far surpassing fitness in US or EU) enhances the body to new levels on top of the natural curves

The blacks and mutts in Brazil ruin it for the otherwise ungodly white Brazilian girls, who are the most attractive on earth I would argue

>>150611393
Does it need to be a São Paulo team?

Why are Brazilians so fat?

Im not feelin it

>>150611680
For me, it's Chinese girls and 49ers football

what's my bvll doing there?

Dollar Tree Shakira

>>150610895 (OP)
Third world music is awful.

Tights like we are in the Victorian era

>tfw i will never have a Brazilian pineapple booba gf

Why even live bros

>all these browns
>song in brownspeak
yeah, it's brazil

Yeah, it's huesil alright.

why isnt this a sticky
this is bigger than last nights irrelvant game

>>150611859
Even worse, skinnyfat

Are Brazilian women actually supposed to be hot or is every person ITT just trolling?

SING HIPS DONT LIE

Wtf I love Brazil now

SAMBA SEXO!!!!

The Chargers still have LOADS of time to fuck this up

get this favela monkey bullshit off my tv

"He's not the Antichrist," you say?
>Primarily targets his content towards children
>Is a pedophile
>Does everything for money under the guise of moral virtue, including using child gambling to fund his "causes"
>Zero healthy food products
>Now suspected of cannibalism
>Goes by the monicker "Mr. Beast", and color codes his merchandising to the colors worn by the army of Satan in Revelation
Remember kids, The Beast of Babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous.

Cogito ergo sum. Cogitationes originales nullae sunt, ergo non sum,

oh wait I think I got karol g and olivia rodrigo mixed up

>>150611865
hey that's my wife's bf

>>150611881
giwtwm being carried

Im suddenly craving pineapples bros...

IM CONFUSED....I SAW ALL WHITE PEOPLE IN THE CROWD, NOW THERES BLACK PEOPLE DANCING. I THOUGHT BRAZIL WAS WHITE

>>150611875
No idea who this broad is but I love her

>>150611881
>tf
>tp
Every fucking time innit

>>150611734
>I look like this and sound like this

>the bongo players are in skin color order
Based?

i think the intern in charge of designing the half time show thought carol g was brazilian. she(xhe) said "all spics are brazilian, right?"

Bros, I’m really hungry but I have no food. Anybody got any leftover roast beef?

>>150611886
WAIFO

NFL IS NOW 100% ZESTY

poor thing hasn't brapped in years look at the size of that booty

how come black brazilians dont have those shit locs like our blacks?

>>150611680
>>150611886
joao do you get mad when white people think you're mexican?

do you ever angrily interject that you're brazilian and seethe when they tell you they don't know what that is?

>>150611896
They all do the fat injections into their ass cheeks. Notice you don’t see any attractive Brazilians over 30

What in the absolute fuck is this clown show just got done with baseball

>>150611393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhLPUbUrC_w

Go watch Corinthians, ignore Palmeiras.
You'll like Flamengo too.

>>150610895 (OP)
This HT show is sex

Strong contender for Special Teams play of the year already

Post halftime honse

>>150611886
i look like this

white boy mayo monkeys wouldn’t even know what to do if one of these girls tried to dance with him in the club

Chiefs unironically look like they're gonna miss the playoffs this season

this is worse than any pirated stream

HAGS
FATTIES
HAIRIES

POST EM NOW

>>150611915
Jajajaja

>>150611915
Its a country of mutts why do you think they love Mahomes so much?

What am I looking at?

>NFL in Brasil
>they invite some congolombiana to do this degenerate bullshit

>>150611864
That's a wrong answer though and shows it's the only thing you can get. Chink girls carry no pheromones so don't have a sexual smell, no tits, no ass

BUNDA
U
N
D
A

SEXO BASADO!!!

Official Body Positivity halftime show.

tigre sexo

What does this feel like?

Every Latin American song sounds the same and sucks. This is one of the worst football broadcasts of all time

R8 the half time snack time bros

Cincinnati Bengals make a cameo appearance!

Is this Shakiras daughter

I’d rather listen to Mori which I am

>>150611970

>NOOOOOOO WE'RE WHITE O ALGO THOSE AREN'T BRAZILIANS T-THEY'RE ZAINCHI COLOMBIANS O ALGO

that's not shakira

Halftime grill time

this show needs to be 5000% hornier

We need real women ITT

>>150611978
death

>>150611904
What the fuck is this true?

are they singing in mexican or brazilian

I SUDDENLY LOVE PINEAPPLE

>>150611960
>T-This is the year!!!!!
t. increasingly nervous man

imagine all the puritans schizos watching this shit with their family
>>150611886
sexo

>>150611917
Same.

That’s it lads, I’m moving to Brazil to find my pineapple titted wife.

Finally, the NFL put out a product that NOBODY is happy with

>>150611978
It would be incredibly painful

Papacito Hay Querito

>>150611962
works on my machine

>>150611963
>piercebrosnansmirking.jpg

I don't hate this halftime show

>>150610895 (OP)
HOLY SHIT MY PENIS

>>150612021
Brazil invented dancing like this

>>150612004
Looks delicious anon, show us when theyre cooked

KINOOO

>>150611978
reverse birth

>>150611971
Bold of you to assume I can get any Chinese women.
I live in chinatown and let me tell you they're perfect. Super quiet, respectful, intelligent, and beautiful.
You can keep the white hags, I'll keep pining for my 中國女友

>>150611548
kek gets me every time

anyone else's fight or flight instinct being triggered rn?

>>150612021
it's a beautiful culture, yes

why are all the men black?

>>150612020
This smug bitch. It's not fair.

Wow Karol G sucks shit

Hot Take: Brazilian women are mid

>>150612046
Pretty sure gorillas invented it

>>150612046
Its strange how latam claims to be so catholic too

>>150612044
...IS SMALL AS SHIT

>>150611942
You’re not white, alejandro

No more Brazil games, no more youtube, no more (((eisen)))

Brown people were a mistake

Take some lessons white boys, just place one hand firmly on her stomach and the other on her upper thigh and dance
It’s that easy

WHENEVER WHEREVER WE WILL BE TOGETHER ILL BE HERE AND YOULL BE THERE...and THATS THE DEAL MY DEARRR

>>150612054
Chink women fart really smelly

Too Latinx for me

Beats the hell out of the shit we have in the grand ole burgerworld

>>150611986
Remember to say thank you to your husband

>>150611986
Ayy paisano/10

>>150612018
Increasingly nervous after watching them get booty blasted in the owl?

So not even samba can escape the blandness of modern music

Is it racist I don’t trust Brazilians because of music like this?
>everything is ok, listen and dance to this catchy beat ignore the crime we are a great people
Type shit

WAS SHE SINGING IN BRAZILIAN OR MEXICAN IT SURE AS SHIT WASNT AMERICAN

>>150612077
Nobody is actually religious. They all just pretend to fit in

I dont know what I just watched but I liked it

This shit over yet?

I liked it

Geega

I didn't understand a word she said, but she was hot.
solid 5/10 half time

>>150611886
For me its

>>150612094
>we

Reminder that all latinas come pre trained to know how to dance like that it’s not like they had to pick the best of the best

>>150612101
That's my emerging market you're talking about

>>150612101
You can apply the same exact shit to the US.

Your 2026 Super Bowl halftime performer

>>150612065
Because it's Brazil?

Latin Americans not use the same reggaeton beat for every single fucking song challenge: literally impossible

TOTAL WHITOID DEATH

>>150612114
i thought the women were hot.

>>150612004
>just demolished these wings

America is the last bastion

>>150612102
mexican and brazilian are basically the same language they're just dialects of each other
but because of politics they have to pretend they are different

Yeah…I’m thinking I should visit Brazil…

why are fags baking threads so early? It is Friday night, we could still be in the original thread.

my gf is Colombian and this loves Karol G. I like some of her songs too but the fact that they had a Colombian sing during a Brazilian game makes me laugh

>>150612140
you sure his wife will allow that?

A commercial in spanish lmao, this country is so dead

I like all types of women. I deserve a harem of all shades and sizes, except fatties, and for my team to win the owl

Who /xfl/ here?

>>150612066
luv Maimy so much

>as a teenager, whatever Ted needed to find, google helped him find it
UHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150612122
As a heterosexual, I don't find boyish features in women attractive

>>150612020
>>150612066
>>150612122
whomst?

>>150612154
CAN SOME BEANER PLEASE ANSWER IF SHE WAS SINGING IN BRAZILIAN OR MEXICAN
>>150612170
YOU SIR YOU ANSWER

>>150612154
VAI TOMAR NO SEU CU GRINGO FILHO DA PUTA COMEDOR DE MCDONALDS

>>150612170
Shut up monkey

Ted is very gay

>>150612122
does she get naked?
if not I'm not interested

>>150612179
DC will win it all again

>>150612081
This is how i find out rich eisen is jewish. Fuck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCZZwZQ4qNs

Carolina Giraldo Navarro (Medellín, February 14, 1991),[4] known professionally as Karol G (stylized in uppercase), is a Colombian singer and songwriter. [5] Since the late 2010s, she has been one of the most successful names in the Hispanic American pop scene, both in the Americas and worldwide. She is predominantly described as a reggaeton and Latin trap artist, but has experimented with a variety of other genres, including reggae and sertanejo.

Colombian in Entulhão.

Fuck A.NAL

>>150612139
No because American music isn’t good and hasn’t been good since about 1980
You can’t make people ignore problems when monkeys are rapping about how many gats and Ice they have on full blast

SHE'S SO HIGH IS NOT JAMES BLUNT YOU ZOOMER FUCK WHO MADE THIS COMMERCIAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150612056
Based

Bros imagine being a conquistador in the 16th century getting off your boat for the first time in 6 months and this is the what you see…

>>150612028
you're a big guy

>>150612201
Nothing has been right since COVID

>white couple on a Google commercial

Society is healing

OHHHH I was thinking of BECKY g

>>150612131
kek

>>150612171
She'll be grinding on one of the backup dancers while he tries not to cry

>>150612201
>clock pepe hands.jpg

Sex with pineapples? Are you man enough?

>>150612222
Checked

You’re beautiful

>>150612066
one on the left looks like my ex

>>150612219
Tons of bunda to rape? I’m in!

No that was not portuguese
No that was not samba
No that was not brazilian
And the stadium its the owned by the blackest most favelado team of SP

>>150612238
Thanks, frog nigger

>>150612151
Same. Every one of them was a would for me

gators football fren, i made this for you :D

>no tay tay
>kelce a fat fuck

Fuck this gay sport

Check just cleared

>>150612194
seethe on you soccer mexican, the only other difference is all your niggers lmao
argentina mogs you in every way

Lazy ass fucking Chiefs!

god I love bunda

wtf is andy reid doing

Why are the Chiefs taking their time wtf

>>150612247
sentiu

Big Booty Latina delay.

We are on Brazil time, folks

>Chiefs coming out of the locker room with the refs
heh

Americans with their girlfriends

andy reid had to eat 5 burgers

>karol gspot slut
>not Ana Castela
Big fumble by the NFL

>>150612247
Brazalian, what is your daily life like there? do you fear for your life?

>>150612257
We've lost mohammad al swiftie

>>150612238
painfully untrue

>>150611959
Offer her $20 to suck my dick in the alley
>bargain her down to $5 and a couple Newports

>Queefs lumbering onto the field late
The fuck is going on

>>150612253
Perfect for /cfb/ day, tomorrow

>2nd half
time for the script to kick in and give mahomes everything he desires

oh no there's smoke on the field

>>150612238
That's for sure.

HOLY SOUL

>>150612276
wtf that pic is literally me

>>150612276
Based Paco

>>150612276
Fucking kek at this pic

>>150612281
He gets his phone stolen every morning and steals a new one for himself every night

Why doesn't KC get delay of game

Reminder that Google Pixel 10 requires e-sim. NO physical sim card switching, so I hope anyone who planned on getting that phone don't expect to easily and quickly move their contacts and shit over.

kek the macacos are seething away lads

My niners would get injured playing both of these teams

Wish I could go to Brazil

>>150612238
Hello, you also came to this concert alone?

So...how will the chargers choke away this game?

worst HT in my LIFE. IM FUMING

>>150612206
based fendies

>>150612276
>their Latina girlfriends
FTFY

>>150612280
missed opportunity.

>>150612307
The game is on sudaca time.

>>150612315
FUCKING MODS

>>150612314
I'm pretty sure we're gonna be worse this year than last year bro.

>>150612208
My guy, his name is Eisen and in the media. Not sure how this wasn’t obvious

>>150612305
Did you shit on someone's chest today?

>>150612319
Herbie pick 6 incoming

>>150612319
3 critical sacks incoming

>>150611963
Is that Jennifer Love Hewitt?

>>150612203
Sadly no. Has plenty of family cash, it seems, and only does cosplay and bikini bullshit.

So YouTube invested how much money to broadcast this shit, but couldn't pay for a decent commentator?

>>150612247
seethe and cope you black monkey animal, that was the canonical representative of your nation state and your culture to the white first world and you cannot undo it

SOMEONE ANSWER ME WAS SHE SINGING IN MEXICAN OR BRAZILIAN
>>150612327
YOU ANSWER ME

>>150612316
Yes I asked ai

>>150612217
This pisses me off

For me, it's Nibs

>>150612223
Gucci Demi Lovato

>>150612276
fuck you, I farted right before looking at this and it smells like shit

>>150612307
reffies

>>150612355
>brazilian
begone child

>>150612347
yes

>>150612360
Post nibs nips

>>150612355
>>150612247

>>150612334
How? They upgraded at DC and ST both units cost us the season last year. We didn't have cmc last year and if we don't this year what's the difference besides rb2 being a huge upgrade. Throw in the easiest schedule in a decade too. Why not be excited?

uh oh bros
I feel a march coming on

>>150612351
be grateful, it could be joe buck

>>150612280
She wanted 10 Real, and the NFL balked.

>>150612280
she did the national athem

Is it true a PS5 is $1000 in BRAZIL

>>150611986
not enough carbs

Vegas and the Chiefs just got off the phone with Goodell.

>>150612372
A fine job if I do say so myself

>>150612383
iGRACIAS!

>>150612379
>ignoring that blatant PI
Kino

>>150612397
Joe Buck is a national icon you filthy slut

>>150612379
Why are they like this?

BUNDA BREAK

>>150612339
Eisen sounds german. Plenty of goys in media as well

that old fuck was fucking angelina jolie in her prime

>I was raised to hate american culture
>the same socialist/communists who used to spread anti-american culture propaganda are now forcing american sports down my throat
I wonder if baseball will be the next thing being forced here.

Would you say that to the "Can you hear me now?" guy?

Bad Santa was kino

>>150612342
Dude dont piss me off im on the verge of breakdown

My waifu is marrying travis kelce a man who should be retired by now. You dont know pain

i find the blonde in the buffalo commercial cute

SEXO CON MORENAS CON BUNDAS GRANDES

money

>Commercial about a woman that wants to be fucked by a buffalo
WTF

Los Angeles does NOT need 2 NFL teams.

>>150612431
dumb BRICS monkey

>>150612431
Uncle Sam always wins

>>150612379
>not edited to use brazilian funbux

>>150612409
i really wish this spam slop was better, the guy who prompted these is low iq you can tell

>>150612401
I just noticed this, the difference is volumens

This game sucks

These no-name announcers suck balls this feels like a preseason game with their shitty commentary

>>150612409
Reffie-Chief-chan...please don't humiliate me and my team

that buffalo is gonna fuck and impregnate a human woman so he can have chicken wings every week

>>150612426
will never know what kind of voodoo magic he used to pull that shit off. And she was infatuated with him too, like obsessively so

>>150612449
Yeah maybe, but the chargers are the more popular team

>>150612431
the market is saturated, continuous growth of the company is what is expected

>>150612461
Based

>>150612441
She’s caked in makeup. She’s be unrecognizable without it

>>150612431
Did it work, do you hate America?

>>150612438
travis kelce is a main how can he be your waifu

>>150612431
why do you hate us huebro? I wouldn't hurt a fly

>>150612458
4?

>>150612438
>taytay will never have shit on her chest
I know that feel bro

>>150612461
Yea but she’s cute

>>150612409
Kill AI posters. Behead AI posters. Roundhouse kick an AI poster into the concrete. Slam dunk an AI poster into the trashcan. Crucify filthy AI posters. Defecate in an AI poster's food. Launch AI posters into the sun. Stir fry AI posters in a wok. Toss AI posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into an AI poster's gas tank. Judo throw AI posters into a wood chipper. Twist AI posters' heads off. Report AI posters to the IRS. Karate chop AI posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant AI posters. Trap AI posters in quicksand. Crush AI posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy AI posters in a vat of acid. Eat AI posters. Dissect AI posters. Exterminate AI posters in the gas chamber. Stomp AI posters' skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate AI posters in the oven. Lobotomize AI posters. Mandatory abortions for AI posters. Grind AI posters in the garbage disposal. Drown AI posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize AI posters with a ray gun. Kick old AI posters down the stairs. Feed AI posters to alligators. Slice AI posters with a katana.

>>150612458
Im going with 4. Would still gigaplap all of them regardless of kosher status

ties are unamerican
ya either win or ya lose

>>150612458
Either 2 or 4. Probably 4

>a 1-1 draw
Or as it's known in soccer, a blowout!

Travis Kelce i challenge you to run and catch the ball

the checked cleared - refs probably

>nooo they've only been called for 7 flags noooo
>look at this dpi that I made up in my head!
ref schizos are insufferable and I no longer care

Corinthians would bootyblast both these teams

Lmao the state of that dive ball goal hahahaha

How long until Mahomes gets injured and knocked out for the season, who goes to the Owl at that point?`

>>150612426
He also fucked Halle Berry on camera.

>hey, take a look at this picture of a hot chick I have saved on my computer?
>makes you hard doesn’t it?
>lol just a couple dudes makin each other hard by posting pictures of hot chicks
>definitely a very heterosexual thing to do

>>150612522
bills probably

.

>>150612522
49ers baby YEAH!

>>150612461
You can tell when women run the marketing team of a company.

>>150612522
Lameme or Alan

>missed all of the first half because I had to walk my GF's pitbull

She just got back from a girl's trip to Jamaica and her whole body is sore from all the hiking they did. She can't walk for a while.

>>150612458
They're all kikesses

>>150612116
My oshi

>>150612394
They brought back a guy who FAILED as a HC. He's a real DC sure but the players are all worse. No greenlaw, no ward and you're relying on a bunch of rookies to play at a high level just because of muh coach.
Special teams is the same shit bro we're gonna bring in Jake Moody to miss 30 yard field goals again. On top of all that all our actually good players are another year older, CMC will never be healthy again, our WR1 is fucking Ricky Pearsall and Brock has always been average at best. He plays well when he's surrounded by HoF talent but plays mid when he's surrounded by mid talent. He's fine but he's not a difference maker.
We have the easiest schedule because we finished last place in the division last year and we're probably gonna finish at the bottom again this year.
I honestly can't see a single reason to be optimistic but let's go I guess

>>150612280
Ill never not be baffled by Brazilians adopting american cowboy clothing and culture.

Why does the crowd seem to be anti-Chiefs?

Switched to the Maryland / NIU game at halftime. The commentary is notably better than Eisen and Warner.

>>150612513
both

How many holding calls has that been between both teams? 6? 7? Fans sure love seeing that shit

white man mahomes will win us this game

>>150612522
JEST vs. Bears.

MAHOMESIAN

>mahomesian
HE
SAID
IT

>>150612271
Sai do chan, Lula!
>>150612280
My father bought the Tele Sena with her.

2nd half mahomes activated

How rigged is this game so far?

>>150612516
Too busy injuring his own teammates.

PATRICK MAHOMES THREW A PATRICK MAHOMESIAN PASS GUIZE!!!!! Thanks Rich

>>150612529
Best show since Sabrina

AJ just returned to wwe bros

>>150612547
because they are based

MAHOMSIAN

>>150612539
Uhh anon I don’t think it was the hiking

>>150612525
Bro, the NFL just paraded bunda to American children. Quit bitching.

>>150612548
just watch the filian and mari stream

>>150612539
>hiking
Yeah I’m sure she really put some mileage in

BONE CHILLING LYNCHIAN SLOWBURN KAFKA-ESQUE MAHOMESIAN THROWS

>>150612547
Brazilians are all Catholic like Jim Harbaugh.

>>150612238
Nah
I wouldn't be a 32yo khv if I was

THE BROWN MAN MARCHES ON

>>150612539
Strange LARP

>>150612546
we had cowboys too

>>150612450
Silence, Mohammed.I will drown you in pigs' blood.
>>150612478
>>150612483
Excluding the gentile-zionism, I have nothing against americans.

>>150612529
>>150612566
>shows what should be the opening episode as the 5th episode in a show with only 8 episodes

>mahomesian pass
i will use that from now on

>Chargers with a lead
>Mahomes while behind
I TOLD you KC would win

I ate an entire little Caesar’s pretzel crust pizza and now my tummy hurts

Only took 8 tries to convert third down

>>150612587
wtf is a khv

>>150612567
Cuckman Phil imagining all the locker room gangbangs he'll get to watch

>>150612548
how are my Terpies doing?

>>150612605
same actually hopefully i go shit some logs soon

mahomes is such an absolute reid babby

>>150612431
American gov or media are really jewish so no real American will blame you.

jawaan is so bad

>>150612264
Já renovou suas licenças pro Starmer?

>>150612580
link?

The evil forces is coming out

remember the opening game a few years ago where the chiefs tackle was offsides every play and they didn't call it even once

>>150612431
Baseball is kino.

>>150612310
??? I transfered mine over in under 10 mins

>>150612611
Struggling badly and embarrassingly but I think they'll survive

Everyone needs to stop getting made at Travis. He's focused on something more important than football: the love of his life Taylor Swift. If you were about to get married to Taylor Swift and spend the rest of your life with her, knowing you're having constant nightly Taylor Swift sexual intercourse and having multiple babies with Taylor Swift, your head would be out of the game too. Football is temporary, he'll be with Taylor for the rest of his life, including when she becomes unbearable as she gets replaced by Sabrina Carpenter and others.

>>150612546
brazilians compete in rodeo and might be world champion at the moment

>>150612634
thats like every Chiefs game

>>150612605
Seriously, when was the last time you were in the same room as a woman that wasn't related to you?

Refs really want themselves to be known tonight. Bases RefGODS

>>150612631
https://www.twitch.tv/filian

>>150612431
baseball is for comfy spring and summer. football is for fall and winter.
join us in comfy kino, brother

>Kelce chimpout
Keeeeeeeeeek

>>150612637
>Struggling badly and embarrassingly but I think they'll survive
sounds like business as usual then

>>150612608
a virgin that has never been kissed or hugged by a female

Here it comes... the first INT of the season for the mutt i can smell it.

What did AI mean by this?

>>150612636
do you like your google pixel 10

What a fucking mess

what a fucking cheap shot

mahomes better truck someone

Mahomes a baller

TRUCKED

>Getting put on your ass by a QB
oof

>>150612598
But it was Kino and a back story you autist

MAHOMEY IS PISSED

>>150612642
>brazilians compete in rodeo
I know. They have been a pretty dominate force in PBR for a while now

Lamarian run from the mutt

lmao mahomie just bitched that safety

>being fucking leveled by fucking Mahomes
LMAO

Is Kelce racist? Why was he screaming at that black man?

MAHOMES BROS

>>150612545
Bro are we just pretending failed HC don't become great coordinators? That's a lie and you know it. Also you just reinforced my point about a weak schedule I don't know what you're trying to imply there. Yeah Moody sucks and he will lose them a game but having better coverage teams will be a huge improvement in field position. Yeah Ricky is our 1 and JJ is our 2. That's enough until Robinson comes back from suspension. Kittle is going to be an early candidate for OPY.

Patty Truckatini

>>150612646
apparently thats what the fans want, close games derived from flags

>>150612657
I genuinely forgot he was playing.

kek, if the defender delivers that blow, he is getting a flag.

Bro got trucked by Mahomes lol

if you guessed that these two young women are from the most violent and poor country in south america then you would be correct

>>150612662
>the chargers are going to score 2 safeties
weird script

>>150612594
But Hamas is worse.

>>150612669
What is that woman doing?

There's a fat guy trying to run after a fit guy.
This sport makes no sense whatsoever.

>>150612665
;)

THE BROWN MAN SAID HULK SMASH KEK

>mahomes takes another hit!
>the lightest feather hits known to man

>>150612669
>filenumber

What happened to Kelce?

>>150612660
Fuck, who is that

>>150612669
Semen goes into the womb not on the body, this is degenerate.

>>150612694
this. such bullshit

>>150612693
My best friend Bocchi!

You are now aware that both the Chargers and Bills were trying to trade up to take Brian Thomas Jr.

Can you imagine

Can they bring back the Latina chick with the fat ass?

>>150612662
does take an ai to predict the chargers chorging

>defender doesn't hit mahomes because he doesn't want to be refballed
>mahomes clocks him
what a bitch, why does this guy constantly abuse qb safety rules?

>>150612695
He's a big guy

>>150612660
I don't mind the bugposting but I can't stand their excessive filters.

>>150612674
>back story as the 5th episode in an 8 episode show
it was a complete waste of an episode that could've been told with a few minute long flashbacks

You can tell hollywood brown is not very smart

The fact that this thread is so slow proves how boring this game is
>>150612605
Keeping you in my thoughts

HOW CAN HE SLAP?

Chorgers chorging

Make sure to post a TWMMO after the game lads, we got this.

>>150612689
>Ricky is our 1
>That's enough
>Kittle is going to be an early condidate for OPY

C H I M P
O U T

>>150612729
I was thinking the same thing

>>150612728
and there it is.

can we go back to the half time show

schizos will weep that the shot to kelce's face is called thoughbeit

theres our sweet reffies
ty reffies ily

>>150612729
Every queefs game is a snorefest. The most soulless team in the NFL

>>150612696
Texas?

I fucking love ref ball. I wish there were more flags.

>>150612649
Rude. I’ll have you know I run entertainment for old folks. Many woman there who are wonderful

kelce got slapped lmfao

mini chimpout

little bitch travis chimpy

lmao the chorging continues

Lmao got bitchslapped

just tuned in, why is it barely 3rd quarter??

>>150612701
You should kys kike, alongside your tranny gf

A lot of mahomes derangement syndrome itt

THANK YOU BASED REFFIES

REFS PLAN

Punch that nigga

>>150612662
I'd love to see the double safety loss

travis kelce is a faggot. he deserved to get decapitated

>hitting Mr. Swift
This guy is dead.

>>150612738
Let him dream. There will be plenty of time for doomposting soon enough.

this game is pretty solid

>>150612755
I AIN'T TAYLOR SWIFT, WIGGA

PATTY LETS GO

>>150612696
>the most violent and poor country in south america
What country is that?

PUNCHING PAPA SWIFT? ARRSSR THAT NIGGGGGGGG
G
G
G
G
V
G

WTF

I too want to slap that wigger in the face

>>150612763
we had a long half time where everyone fapped to brazillian bimbos

Refs got the call lmao.

this nigga wants to be hurts so bad bro

>>150612664
Yeah I have the pro XL, it's nice but I'm not the best to ask because I came from an LG G6, had that phone for a long ass time. Something like what I have now should be a noticeable upgrade.

Swifties are going to really be upset about kelces unsportsmanlike taunting there

>>150612754
So you're a bingo wrangler huh

look at malhomes man

mahomie literally carrying this shit team

>retaliates
>chiefs automatic first down
Kino

Lmao

>Dak gets spit on
>Kelce gets bitch slapped
Good start to the season

>>150612703
That’s what makes it good

the white man marches on

I'd hit that faggot too

WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

HE PUT THE SUPERMAN CAPE ON
DOWNRIGHT MAHOMES-ESQUE

That slap woke up the whole team. Charger trannies now on suicide watch.

>>150612717
you didn't forget!

no good WTF

KWAB

Damn they are so stupid

MEME GAME CONFIRMED

kekkies

Ninja bros we are back

NOT SO FAST

BUTTKER

NINJABROS WE ARE SO BACK

When is someone going to put their helmet through the mutt's kneecap?

HOW CAN HE MISS?

kickers btfo!!!

Why don't teams take the penalties and just heem mahomes repeatedly?

NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD NO GOOD

NINJA

OH NO NO NO NO NO CHUDSISTERS

dumbass

Wild miss

bet they wished they had DICKER THE KICKER

>>150612662
AI is just some guy in India. This one happens to be retarded.

Touchdown, Kansas City Swifties

Why does every single retard bite on the Maholmes pump fake he does it literally every single fucking time

haha get fucked christfag your god isn’t real

>Whiffed the extra point kick
kek

#26 on the chargers is awful

BUTTFUCKER MISSED IT

>>150612826
never. players seem to just slip and fall when they get too close to him for some reason

the jew calling that a far right field goal miss, lmao

>refs fix it for the Chiefs
>retarded kicker fucks it up
Kek

>>150610895 (OP)
>chorgers STILL have not put a QB spy on Mahomes

Harbaugh is retarded. Go back to college and cheat some more gramps, this level of moronic decision making isn’t fit for the NFL.

Ninja.jpg

>>150612788
No one wants to be your below average QB, filthyfaggot

>>150612841
DICKER WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED

Is joy taylor watching this game?

>>150612785
speaking of which, WHERE ARE THE BRAZILIAN BROS IN THREAD?? seems all at the rio stadium are Americans ready to be pickpocked like 2014>>150612785

NINJABROS…OUR RESPONSE?

ROFL

did this faggot seriously just miss an extra point

>>150612847
Because he sometimes actually does throw it right away

You doubted him

LMAO BUTTKER

Mahomes looks latinx now.

webm of the soon-to-be husband of Taylor Swift-Kelce getting hit?

>>150612857
Is this how babies are made?

how do you make a 59 yard fg in 3 seconds and miss an extra point WHAT THE FUCK

Stupid fucking teams always hand the Mutt easy first downs for no reason. Queefs have been shit all game and they’ll still win.

Why is Kelce so fucking skilled at street hoods chimp out?

can someone post webm of the touchdown it didnt look like the ball crossed the line

I WANTED TO SEE TAYLORRR NOT KARO G FUCK TBIS BULLSHIT AMERICAN TERRORSIT NATION AFGHANISTAN

>>150612857
Hotttttt

>>150612829
(((They))) will kill your family, make it lool like an accident, ban you from the league, and fine you minimum $2.3 billion for such a heinous act

How do you miss a kick?

um fucking new thread people

MAGA BTFO

Rate my watch party /sp/

Everyone's invited!!!

NINJA VINDICATED AGAIN

>>150612849
>only 9 penalties on the chiefs so far? friggin rigged!
go back to deviantart faggot

>>150612865
Dont need to. If the DE doesn't jump at a shitty pumpfake, he is sacked.

>>150612902
First time watching the Chorgers?

IT WAS DA JET LAG N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>150612857
How come my skin doesn’t slide back and forth like that?

DICKer fucks BUTTker

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>>150612764
I'm not Iranian.

>>150612865
Its insane. Like a carbon copy repeat of the idiotic cowboys defense letting hurts run all over them yesterday

>>150612850
dilate

LACES OUT!!!

How is it so hard for these """professional athletes""" to kick a ball at a target literally the size of a barn

>>150612901
The football gods are all about balance.

>>150612926
nice

>>150612747
>>150612748
Lmao

based pornspammers
show those jannies what for

>>150612926
wang/10

>>150612933
it's ai-generated

>>150612942
hmm yes looks very mentally stable

>>150612937
fag

>>150612829
Because it's the Golden Boy, it would probably be more than just penalties though. Likely fines, suspensions, black listed, face the firing squad, etc...

Shit teams shouldnt get primetime games

>>150612926
the halftime show everyone wanted

>>150612774
Sr. Swift? Ele vende carne pra churras?

Herbie pick 6 on this drive

>>150612926
brazil is a weird place

>>150612702
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>>150612714
What was it?
It's not on the archive

>>150612659
The h was for handholdless in my case

>2024-2028 Extension. Harrison Butker signed a 4 year, $25,600,000 contract with the Kansas City Chiefs, including $17,750,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $6,400,000.


so one of the worse kickers in the NFL is rewarded with this much money because his team keeps winning?

test

Reminder that if the Chiefs lose it’s not Mahomes fault because his teammates weren’t perfect

>>150612968
What does bill cosb have to do with truth?

>>150612987
Did it work?

>>150612987
>>150612987

bitch slapped and good

bump limit doesnt matter anymore?

BUSTIN KWABBERT

Im glad NFL is tired of that wigger as much as I am, hope everyone open hand slaps that vaxc pushing faggot

>>150612987
Evading ban big guy?

wtf why are the chargers melting down like this

this shits a better broadcast than prime on TNF

Hurts audibles there

>>150613016
Dude just watching guys rush him.

>>150613015
You bake then BITCH

>>150613023
your first NFL season?

how do you not pick up the 1st down

>>150613023
script says that chiefs win

That's a horrendous spot holy shit

Where is it, cuck?

>>150613023
thats their team identity

>>150613023
That's their gimmick

>>150612478
No, I went to Orlando once and a girl called me cute, so now I love America and whatever team they cheer for in Florida, as long as it's minimally competent

clearly a 1st down

>not tush pushing it
Herbo is a coward. Hurts would never.

>>150613059
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>>150613059
new

Ok, i'm gonna watch your sport this year, who are the good guys?

>>150613026
It's legitimately seamless. Youtube could take over all NFL primetime broadcasts if they just hire Kevin Harlan.

whatever happened to the AI robo spotter they were showing off during preseason?

>>150613068
the Seattle Seahawks

Are there earbuds insiste the helmets? Does the head coach talk to players with his headset?
Honesto question

If I’m cut is my skin supposed to slide back and forth cause mine has like no give

Queefs? Seriously? Grow up. You pathetic handegg posters will never cease to amaze me. WNBA threads would be much more popular without this type of misogyny

>fake injury to stop momentum
sigh

>>150613023
Chorgers gonna chorg.

>>150613094
Inside*

>>150613047
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>>150613047
>120 second wait

>>150613023
someone post the money line

Tranquil looking tranquil

I hate Mahomes gay scrambling so much. It's like we're losing so time to cheat because teams are afraid to hit me.

>>150612987
Reported :^)

that move keenan allen just did was nice

AI commercials are awful

>>150613393
I was thinking that Dunkin commercial was AI

>>150613432
It definitely was
No idea why either, it wouldn't even cost $10,000 to do it right

>>150612546
What do you mean "American cowboy clothing and culture"? That's not your culture, that's Mexican. It's Vaquero culture. You adopted it.

>picked Chargers to win
Nice
>Picked Ladd to score a TD
dammit.