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B1G Champs

I'm getting really sick of hearing that "ding ding ding" ring bell they play on 3rd down
It's worse than the one that usually plays

OUR year

>>150613346
No it isn't.

>the only matchup this weekend featuring 2 top 25 teams is Choklahomo at Meatchicken
grim
week 2 is always garbage

>>150613346
Based pedo

>>150613373
Alabama will lose to ULM
Florida will lose to USF

>>150613373
actually an underrated saturday when you take another look

>>150613429
that would be nuts

aight it's about time
LET THAT WHITE BOY THROW

PICKED

Sorry JMU sissies
I started watching the game at 14-14 and ever since, it's been all Louisville

>>150613524
>>150613526
lmao

We tried our best

>black QB passes
>white QB runs
Neat

>>150613299 (OP)
damn bussin

>>150613578
whys the coach keep juggling the QBs?

"me in high school" type punt

Louisville wins. To be fair, Isaac Brown is probably going to be an NFL player, James Madison doing the QB switching bottlenecked their potential, and the "we're like the Lions, let's always go for it" mentality doesn't work for them. I was going for Louisville and honestly felt like they were going to lose since their QB and O-line has been hot, steaming shit tonight, but JMU needs to work on a lot.

And with that JMU is out of CFP contention.

>>150613671
because one can't pass and the other isn't very good

was that a fake injury by louisville?

Brohm absolutely boiling lol

lmao

SHOOTS MYSELF WITH AN ARROW

>>150613903
What happened to his face?

I hate Sluka so much

>>150614001
i think its a huge birthmark?

>>150614096
shoulda known he was bad juju when he couldn't get a 50% completion rate at UNLV as a 5th year senior

>>150614303
I thought he'd be holding a clipboard this season

Roll Tide

MATCHUP of the WEEK

SOONERS gonna WIN

based harbaugh knocks off the chiefs

Am I allowed to watch primarily nfl and then come hang with you guys on the days / moments between?
Boise looks like a blowout, I was told Jeanty carried this team tho

>>150615201
>Chiefs don't get a game handed to them by the refs
>manage to outcharger the Chargers because they let Herbert scramble for a game-sealing long 3rd down
>Chiefs defenders have a melty as they're walking off
mentally shattered and it's week 1. 5-12.

>>150615219
do w/e you want anon

Bates is a master

>>150615201
unbased boogie picker

>>150615219
>I was told Jeanty carried this team tho
he did. did you not watch the USF game? they got obliterated because they couldn't reliably get hard yards like Jeanty would

>>150615401
I enjoy these cfb threads more because they're slower and more fun but the nfl games are more kino imo
I'm planning to watch at least one game tomorrow night with you guys tho. Whats the big primetime game gonna be? Wolverine Sooners?

what games are on y'all's radar tomorrow?

Mine:
>Illinois at Duke
>Iowa vs. Iowa State
>Baylor vs. SMU
>Central Mich vs. Pitt
>UConn vs. Syracuse
>Kansas vs. Mizzou
>WVU vs. Ohio
>Vandy vs. Virginia Tech
>UCLA vs. UNLV
>Stanford vs. BYU

>>150614812
Might have met the most interesting Alabama fan.
>be in Anchorage
>arrive at airbnb
>guy staying in the other room asks if I’m the guy from Alabama
>say yes
>exchange college banter (I went to Auburn, he was wearing an Alabama hat)
>he’s 37
>has been in Alaska for four months fucking gold prospecting
>owns 800 acres here
>almost died a few days ago falling 150 feet after going over a cliff on a 4 wheeler
>once almost died in a car accident in Canada
>face of Asian guy he was riding with fucking fell off from the impact, he had to hold it on to save him and could see his brain
>he showed me photos of this
>ran a success construction company in Birmingham
>hires the kinds of people no one else will
>has turned into multiple black women who had dozens of foster kids for the purpose of collecting gibs
>was once homeless
>has done every drug
>has sold every drug
>has been shot and stabbed (showed me the scars)
>went to Alabama for a few years
>paid hundreds of thousands to his wife in his divorce but somehow got to keep his 6 year old daughter (“Daddy can you hurry up and get that gold out of that creek”)
>hates Deboer
>partied with enough football players in college to know partying is why Alabama sucks right now
>volunteers a lot in Birmingham and is gonna hook me up with opportunities
I’ve never felt more boring in my life.

>>150615518
>Whats the big primetime game gonna be? Wolverine Sooners?
yeah. i have a feeling defense is gonna dominate most of that game

>>150615667
none of your business

>>150615667
San Jose @ Texas
Michigan @ Sooners
Sam Houston @ Hawaii

>>150615667
>Stanford vs. BYU
your radar needs some fine-tuning, that game's gonna be a complete shitstomp

Ready for another day of football hell yeah

>>150615856
yeah byu is gonna kill them. maybe stanford will wise up and start someone else at QB?

>>150615864
your poor boyfriends butthole

>>150615684
>hires the kinds of people no one else will
Have you ever been on a construction site? When I did construction labor during the summers, I worked with multiple people who had been in prison for murder. Oddly, some of the nicest fellas you would ever meet.

>>150615667
Shall be keeping an eye on
>Troy vs. Clempus
>Pooston vs. Rice
>Fresno St vs. OSU
>Oregon vs. Also OSU
>BC vs. Sharty
>The Absolute STATE of Ball vs. Auburn
>South Dakota St vs. Montana St
>Arkansas St vs. Arkansas
>Suudsuu vs. Wazzu

ded QB in Boise game

>>150616321
He walked out of the game, probably failed some nerve test.

>>150616321
which team?

>>150615684
>>has turned into multiple black women who had dozens of foster kids for the purpose of collecting gibs
based tranny identity fraudster

>>150616321
Eastern Washington. They just rolled him off the field in a stretcher, probably just precaution.

North Carolina State Football.

>>150616393
Apparently you get $6-7k per foster child and while the state is supposed to inspect the homes, sometimes they’ll take “well we haven’t received any calls” as inspection enough. So some people can pull in over $200k and spend very little of it on the kids.

>>150615864
do blind people fuck a lot? blind sex is probably a superior sensory experience

>>150615856
>>150615960
I needed to pick a game out west that seems interesting that won't be a total loss

I have UNLV over UCLA and Hawaii over Sam Houston State

>>150615713
Cool cool, but won't SJSU be a shitstomp

>>150616176
Oregon vs. OSU is another good one, but I'll probably be checking in on that more intermittently than actively watching.

My Big Five Games are:
>Shizzou vs. Kansass
>WVU vs. Blowhio Lite
>Central Mich vs. Shitt
>UConn vs. a literal orange
>Vandy vs. Virginia Tech

>>150615864
Cialis is legit. Took that intentionally one time when I knew I was gonna fuck the shit outta this girl, I didn't need it but we set the whole day up to make sure we do nothing but fuck. Think I got to 10 nuts before I couldn't take it anymore, drug lasts all day I was impressed.

>>150616472
Before cialis I thought my dick was 6.75”. Now I know it’s 7.5”. I only took the minimum dose too.

>>150616472
Damn nice I only ever made it to 6 and the sides of my dick were too sensitive at that point

Cialis® is also great for lowering blood pressure, increasing pumps in the gym, and there are even studies suggesting it aids in fat loss. Truly the wonder drug of our times or at least it was until ozempic stole the show

>>150613319
>>150613346
>>150613371
Underwood will bootyblast all your teams this season

DONT FORGET YOUR PICKEM LADS

>>150616645
I wonder if the weight loss is correlation. I started taking cialis shortly after starting my cut (losing 2 lbs per week) and lots of people on /fat/ report the same thing. Apparently fast weight loss kills libido and your boner.

>>150617641
>picked Oklahoma
ngmi

>>150616645
Is it possible to get a doctor to prescribe this shit to me if I’m still in my early 30s?

>>150617818
I’m 31 and I got it this year. I didn’t even get an extra appointment with my primary, although I had mentioned libido concerns to him before. Just left a message with him and before I knew it the pharmacy was telling me it was ready.

>>150617862
Fuck I need to find a good doctor. Mine recently turned me down for adderall because “I’m too old to have adhd” and he went on a long rant about how Germany gave their troops adderall to help them invade Poland.

>>150617757
fuck off shorthorn

>>150617994
I get my adderall from a psychiatrist. I wouldn’t expect a primary to prescribe that considering how strict the distribution laws are.

>>150617641
>Duke over Illinois
anon...

>>150618109
It was a psychiatrist unfortunately

Oklahoma has only had 7 primetime ranked matchups at home in the last 20 years.
Such is the power of being affiliated with Fox during baseball season for so long.
>2024 Tennesse@OU
Jackson arnold backwards pass infinite turnover glitch game
>2016 Ohio State@OU
gooner collapse
>2015 TCU@OU
frozen tundra mayfield concussion game
>2012 Notre Dame@OU
Landry Jones happy feet collapse
>2012 Kansas State@OU
complete and total collapse
>2008 TCU@OU
I do not remember this football game at all for some reason
>2008 Texas Tech@OU
greatest waffle stomping of all time

>>150618896
They beat Bama last year

I picked 25 games
>9
DUKE +2.5
ISU -3.5
SMU -2.5
KNSW +35.5
CMU +21.5
UCON +6.5
JXST +6.5
>1230
MISS -9.5
KU +5.5
>1
WVU -3.5
>115
FLA -18.5
>3
MSHL -8.5
>4
WKU +7
HOU -14
TULN -13
MEM -14
UNC -13.5
ARMY +17
>430
MSST +6.5
OU -5.5
VAND +2.5
MSU -3.5
>5
UCLA -2
>6
TULS -3.5
>9
HI -7

>FCS Upset watch
Idaho State @ NMX
Bryant @ UMass
UNI @ Wyoming
Jackson St @ Southern Miss
Salukis @ Purdue
Charleston Southern @ Coastal
South Dakota St @ Montana St
McNeess @ Louisiana

I have returned from my self imposed weeklong alabama football hermitage with humility and patience.

Are there any good games today?
The week 2 schedule looked pretty week.

>>150613429
Last time Alabama lost to ULM, it brought about Saban's reign of terror. I'll settle for them destroying their cupcakes and being a 7-5 team.

>>150619073
Oklahoma wasn't ranked in that game. The list is ranked vs ranked.

>>150615667
definetely USF - Gators
it might be an upset alert

>>150619478
game of the day is Michigan-Oklahoma at 7:30 EST.
games to keep an eye on:
>Illinois @ Duke
>Iowa @ Iowa State
>Baylor @ SMU
>Kansas @ Missouri
>USF @ Florida

>>150613299 (OP)
Was at an Applebee's bar last night during my unfortunate travel to Boise. Seeing the local retards come out in full gear and hearing their riotous claps and hollers for every score over a team with a stadium smaller than most suburban high schools truly drove home how pathetic the nu-PAC is for me. Thank God I'm outta here.

noon
>FOX: Iowa at Iowa State (ISU by 3.5)
>Baylor at SMU (SMU by 2.5). 125-year rivalry is rekindled
>Syracuse at UConn (NY/CT rivalry, Cuse by 6.5). The rivalry started in men's basketball while both schools were members of the Big East conference, and slowly grew across other sports.
>Virginia at NC State (NC by 3)

afternoon
>ESPN2: The Border War: Kansas at Mizzou (MO by 5.5). The oldest (Division I) rivalry west of the Mississippi River
>Texas State at UT-San Antonio (UTSA by 4)
>CW: Fresno State at Oregon State (OSU by 2.5)

evening
>ABC: Michigan at Oklahoma
>Houston at Rice

late night
>Stanford at BYU (bYU by 21)

there should be a TGIFridays Bowl where the players have to eat a cold potato skin after every play

>>150621012
>taking sideways creepshots at an airport
avg cfb poster

SC AM bets
Oregon -27.5
UConn +6.5
Avoid Michigan State -3.5

NC PM bets
Michigan st. -3.5
USF +18.5
Avoid Oregon -27.5

Take any under where less than 40% of bettors are on the under side

Week 2 always sucks

WAKEY WAKEY

>>150621511
College football is on nothing about that sucks you cock sucking farm fucking faggot

Force all former PAC-12 schools back into the PAC-12. Same with Big XII and Big East schools. It's the only way to save College Football.

>>150621511
everybody scheduling cupcakes cuz NIL makes everybody more shallow and frsgile

>>150621530
Enjoy tOSU vs Grambling

>>150621511
>12PM slate
1. Baylor @ SMU
2. Iowa @ Iowa St
3. Liberty @ JSU
>3-4PM Slate
1. Ole Miss @ Kentucky
2. UAB @ Navy
3. Fresno @ Oregon St
>7PM Slate
1. Michigan @ Oklahoma
2. Boston College @ MSU
3. ASU @ Miss St

Oklahoma and Michigan are both ass and have given no reason to believe they will finish the season ranked.

>>150621511
Scheduling Michigan Schools together seems retarded

>>150621511
Really weird how the Stanford logo looks with a blue background.

>>150621549
There are half a dozen better games on than that you dumb nigger go back

>>150621578
Wdym Michigan beat the living shit out of that elite team last week, seriously every talking head was felating Michigan's dominant 17 point win over Thee New Mexico University

>>150621625
literally any game is better than that, you fucking retard

2nd Saturday in a row my west coast ass has been up for college gameday just bc I fell asleep stupid early on a Friday

>>150621541
>no one scheduled cupcakes until NIL

>>150621693
>i like pancakes
>so you hate waffles

nigga its incentivized more

>>150621767
Go back to /NFL/ faggot

>>150621240
>125-year rivalry is rekindled
based

>>150615667
>yall's

>>150621835
>i like pancakes
>so you hate waffles

nigga i just want good football

michigan is gay and the ncaa are cowards

>>150621767
I like waffles but hate pancakes. A great French toast moga them both

>>150617994
>he went on a long rant about how Germany gave their troops adderall to help them invade Poland.
>"Why do you think I want it, doc?"

>>150613299 (OP)
How is there literally only a single game worth watching today?

arizona state coach shitting on the hotels in starkville and the food in Lubbock

What the fuck are these pointers?

>>150621946
"Hello, welcome to Early September College Football Bakery. Would you like to try one of our cupcakes today?"

>>150621531
The Big Ten Network and its consequences have been been a disaster for the /cfb/ race.

what are eatin for breakfast to fuel up for a day of ball?

>>150622103
Texas started it

>>150621928
Waffles bruttallly mog your shitty egg bread faggot.

>>150622127
tater tots eggs and baked beans

>>150622127
Toaster strudels

>>150622160
Georgia and Oklahoma started it.

YES. It's Arch Manning day.

SKI U MAH

Goddamn this nigga is cringe

these retards fake laugh more than a morning radio show

>>150622160
I would argue that the LHN focusing on a single school, as opposed to a conference, makes it a bit different. But it definitely didn't help.

>>150621511
Does that say Marcel Reese

10:04 and herbstreit just mentioned his dog

>>150622285
TUMMAH

>>150621511
Grim, but I'll still be watching all day.

burn lawrence
that's it. that's the sign

Today's slate is lowkey pretty sweet when you look more into it.

shit schedule today

So which FCS or Group of 5 school is gonna pull off the miracle upset today?

Kentucky is going to beat Ole piss

>Fox brought Dave Portnoy onto the Big Noon Kickoff crew
In case you thought it couldn't get worse

>>150622285
>gopher girls after I’m done w them

>>150622532
There’s like 8 good games you slapdick faggot

Game of the Week Pick (1-0): Michigan
Upset Pick: Dukes def. Illinois
National Champion Pick: Ohio State

>>150622568
Rice over Houston

>>150622592
they're so very orange, I thought they were president

sec nation is under rated

>>150622724
but definitely not underweight

Pat McAfee deserves to be shackled to a concrete slab and have an angry grizzly bear released on him

>>150622828
Why are they shilling him so hard I don’t get it

>>150622701
Would you have sex with the president?

good morning everyone, fuck notre dame

I hope Oklahoma wins so they can come in undefeated when they lose to Auburn in a couple weeks.

good morning everyone, fuck notre dame

Holy shit GameDay fucking sucks now, so incredibly soulless and corporate

>>150623012
don't worry, next year they'll have Corso A.I. up and running

>>150622074
Kek

>>150621897
Yes, and?

>y'all's
>y'all is a contraction of you all
>y'all is naturally occurring in my dialect of Southern English
>the 's is a bound morpheme marking possession that cannot stand on its own
>t. linguist

>>150619737
Could be. Go Bulls

>>150621531
I miss the BIG EAST, but force the PAC-12 to accept BYU or Hawaii if you're putting Utah in there with them. Colorado goes to the Big XII.

also good morning /cfb/

>>150623027
That would be unironically better than what we have now. Jesus Christ. I swear if patt or someone's tries to put on a head gear I hope there's booing this is terrible

What team best embodies diogenes?

>>150623051
R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T

>>150623072
I think the headgear tradition went with Corso. There's no way anyone would try to assume that mantle because they know they'd get a chorus of boos for it

>>150623105
Patt is retarded enough to think he can.

Par and his $80k Rolex are so relatable.

what's the deal with pat macaffee

>
I couldn't do it on phone because it blocks it

my GameDay Clown concept would save this shambolic display

>>150622910
Bill Clinton in the 90s, probably, any since, no

do not reply to foreign flags (vpn users)

>>150623177
THE SDSU finna boutta dab on them montanoids

>>150623072
>>150623124
>That would be unironically better than what we have now. Jesus Christ. I swear if patt or someone's tries to put on a head gear I hope there's booing this is terrible
Pat himself said that nobody is doing the headgear ever again, that's Corso's thing

>>150623093
>you're reddit because you speak the dialect of English where this word has come from
okay buddy

>>150623173
Pat McAfee's a cool guy, met him in Morgantown and he complimented something I made chronicling WVU football history and said it should be hung up somewhere.

here comes the sob story

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cuse what's going on big guy?

what the fuck is this segment
literal White Man's Burden shit

>>150623203
just a reminder of how big a step there is between FCS and FBS

you'll get another reminder next week when UT plays Sam Houston Institute of Technology

>>150623232
Fucking white women every time.

did you buy your power ball tickets

I once saw Pat Macaffee at a Buccees. He took all the snickers bar and demanded the cashier scan each one individually to prevent electronic "infetterence". I don't even think that's a word. Then he chuckled and walked out with 3 trailer trash guys.

I for one am shocked that a black child had a difficult childhood.

>>150623238
How's being on fruit U? Also, based that you're facing an old Big YEast partner.

It is incredible how much I don't care about this emotional sob story segment

Corso's hanging out with the cool McAfee now

Honestly can we ship them all back?

>YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIIIIII
jesus christ

Why are you watching College Gayday instead of SEC Nation covering the KU/Mizou border war gameday?
>We all hate the SEC here
But we all love the old Big 12 rivalry

>>150623332
lol that made my wife drop an n-bomb

Not watching what are they talking about and is it ESPN or Fox?

>>150623261
you have never stepped foot in a bucees

>>150623355
Based wife, hold onto that one

Meanwhile, Penn St has a cupcake, so they're putting their 2024-25 wrestling champions to fill time...

>>150623249
Both of South Dakota State and Montana State are FCS schools

>>150623358
espn sucking african dick on national television, so nothing new

Where is dubstonio?

>>150623387
I'm aware, both have played in the FCS championships recently as well. Sam Houston used to play in the FCS championship every year

I'm saying, you are watching high school quality football

>>150623355
based

That GameDay theme is so bad

>>150623358
Take a wild guess

>>150623377
Just another natty we are winning this year...
Football
Hockey
Wrestling
Women's Volleyball
all in the bag this year for my nittany lions :)

He's gonna choke

Pat mcafee fucking STINKS!

>>150623473
Looks like he's about to puke

LEFTY

>Herbie using kneepads

lmfao

>>150623421
>I watch college football for the quality of play

LMFAO BASED WORLD RISES

Oh shit he did it

BASED LEFTY
Too bad he's on Okie and not Houston (and I don't blame him)

Damn, I really didn't think he was gonna do it. TOTAL LEFTY VICTORY

LEFTY straight down the middle

Cringe

Why do y'all hate patt, is he universally hated or something?

>>150623676
Which coaches besides Harbaugh and Saban are obviously autistic?

>>150623712
He’s universally cringe

How badly will DeBoer be skewered by Bama fans today?

HE THINKS HE'S A COWBOY FFS

https://therealstreamhub.site/forumdisplay.php?fid=16

reddits super secret stream forum they dont want you know about

>>150623724
None will surpass the late Mike Leach

>>150623724
Harbaugh autism is unmatched

>>150623712
he's a moron

>>150623724
Belichick, Gruden, Farentz

HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT PAT MCAFEE SAID? WOW! THIS GUY IS TOTTALY FUCKING UNHINGED! AND WITH ALL THAT ENERGY AS WELL. HOLY SMOKES! THIS GUY IS CRAZY. AND TO BEATS ALL HE'S DOING IT IN A COWBOYS HAT AND BELT BUCKLE?!?! WOW. WOW. NO NOTES AS THE KIDS LIKE TO SAY. JUST BRAVO! YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO NEXT.

>>150623724
Malzahn

>85 and humid
ummmm wtf
this is NOT football weather

>>150623766
The fuck?

Pat lookin zesty

I can't wait to watch Arch statpad against Technical Institution Penitentiary of The Arts in Whosville and then for people to declare he's back.

>people spending more time whining about commentators than talking about football
sure is reddit in here

>>150623809
It'll be funny if he still struggles

>>150623766
this

Real ball-knowers watch Jack Hanna before game time

>>150623798
hot dog is plain with no ketchup or mustard*

>>150623809
Whosville Grinches would send that bitch crying back to Archie

PAT MCAFEE, WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT
whatever the *bleep* i want

trouble in austin

>>150623793
Couldn’t be me

>>150623834
when is bam going to finally kill himself?

Thirteen programs have won national titles this century:

>Oklahoma (2000)
>Miami (2001)
>Ohio State (2002, 2014, 2024)
>LSU (2003, 2007, 2019)
>USC (2003, 2004)
>Texas (2005)
>Florida (2006. 2008)
>Alabama (2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020)
>Auburn (2010)
>Florida State (2013)
>Clemson (2016, 2018)
>Georgia (2021, 2022)
>Michigan (2023)

How long will it take before a new program joins the club? And who will it be?

>>150623766
holy 'tism, how many good boy points is that?!

As my gran pappy used to say “put a wig on it and I’ll fuck it”.

give a me noon game worth watching
no not illinois duke and no not iowa cornfight

>>150623836
sounds like good fun

>>150623849
after you

BASED goldy girl appreciator

>>150623878
>noon
thanks for confirming you're violating 4chan rules and using a vpn

>>150623858
Navy, this year.

>>150623834
RIP Bam

>>150623912
>>150623895
>>150623870
>>150623851
now THIS is 'tism posting

watching college gameday makes me regret being a loser in college. these kids are having the time of their life being hammered at 10am, but if i do it at 28 people think i have a problem.

I have a friend who desperately hates ohio state and he thinks the L is coming from Grambling

>>150623941
I’m doing it at 46 you’ll be fine

>every week some game ends up being absolute kino
>retards still complain there’s “no good games”
learn ball faggots

>>150623858
Oregon or Notre Dame will probably get one in the next few years.

>>150623941
ive been to ewpn college gameday twice. its not all that, its a lot of standing around

>>150623977
so what's your pick for this week
what game to watch?

>>150623091
Idaho Vandals
They basically play in a large jar

>>150623977
last year one of the best weeks was a week when there "were no good games"

cornbreed

>>150624005
The games will tell you.

I'm laying in bed naked because of severe crotch rot. Think I'll stay hear until the 230 kickoff because these games look shit.

>>150624005
Usually you can tell by halftime.

>>150624018
>>150624017
homoerotic

>>150623936
>coach pop tart

>>150624017
Exactly. You can’t predict good games, good games reveal themselves.

>>150624009
>>150624043
and the only team to willingly go from FBS to FCS

>>150624022
wash your peepee

>>150623851
>Baylor over SMU 42-40
Kino but I hope SMU wins

whatever happened to that gators nigga that would post in all caps?

For me? It's the Ohio Bobcats

Big Noon goes from OSU TEX to Iowa Iowa State. Jesus.

I fully expect Kentucky to lose, but I'd love a win. Their schedule is very tough. They need all the wins they can get.

>>150624042
*opens pop tart*
ayyyoooo nigga it's me prime, what up wyte boy you finna put me in the toaster or what? sheeeeeeeeit? You know my sons? Sheeeeeeit. Travis Hunter n shit. Ya feel me? Damn wyte boy, you just finny eat me wit our warming me up? Da fuq wrong wit you? Cut da bulljunk wyte boy. Put me in the toaster n shit.....

>>150624111
Yeah that's going to be a huge step up in offensive production compared to Arch and Texas

I hope that food doesn't go to waste.

Only shit games today

>>150624151
Kirk's dog and Des eat all the leftovers off the ground.

Texas / SJSU on the big screen to laugh at Arch
Minnesota on the medium screen (volume on) for my Gophies
Iowa / Iowa St on the small screen

And for anon?

>>150623746
>2 gamedays
>2 successful kicks
should McAfee worry about the money he'll lose?

>>150615667
Vandy vs Virgin Tech could be good

>>150623959
as much as everybody in america outside the state of ohio would enjoy that, its never ever gonna happen.

Noon games I will be putting in my You TubeTV quad box.

Duke v. Illinois
UVA vs. NC State
Baylor vs. SMU
Iowa vs. Iowa State

>>150624203
nta, but I'm from and in Ohio, and I hate Ohio State. If you're outside the Columbus area and not a bandwagon faggot, you hate Ohio State.

>>150624176
The Conjuring with parents, my Gators then my Blue pick’em win

>>150623836
just guys being dudes

>>150624183
pavia will btfo that team

>>150623746
Have they ever let s black kid try it? Can't help but notice it's always a privilege rich white kid that has old money from slavery.

>>150623959
They could fly me and you to Columbus to play QB and WR for OSU with zero prep and OSU would win by 7 TDs.

What games are worth watching today? Preferably available OTA since I don't pay for cable

>>150622934
I forgot Oklahoma plays Michigan today. I was wondering why they seemed to be taking random potshots at them

>>150624176
iowa vs iowa state
baylor vs smu
utah state vs a&m

>>150623959
Ohio State's walk-ons would beat Grambling by 3 TDs.

>>150624286
Ole Miss Kentucky ABC 3:30
Michigan Oklahoma ABC 7:30
Iowa Iowa State Fox 12:00pm
BYU SMU CW 12:00

That's about it OTA

>>150624286
I'm hoping for a Punt fest with Iowa-Iowa St.
>Preferably available OTA since I don't pay for cable
Rev up those illegal streaming sites/apps

>AI generated college gameday signs
holy grim....

>>150624286
See >>150621511
There are at most 4 games available to you at any given time; shake off the offseason rust and learn to watch all of them concurrently.

>>150624327
https://thetvapp.to/ncaaf

Anyone else planning on watching the MIT vs Nichols game today?

>>150624335
The West has fallen

Don't know if you all have heard, but Baby Gronk rizzed up Livy Dunn.

Shut the fuck up everyone, SuperDogs are on right now!! (15 minutes ago).

>>150624388
Who did they pick?

>>150624380
inshallah

>>150624335
Unironically, the Fire them Up segment of SC AM was miles better than that.

Illinois and /myguy/ Luke Altmyer about to BTFO Duke in their own building

is the wazzu flag guy there? i dont see his flag

Was Kirk Hernstreit having some likability problems with the audience, so some TV jew told him to bring around his dogs? It was just like out of no where they started the dog shit even though that first dog (RIP) was like like 10 last year.

quick rd on Trae Young?

>>150624427
guy that plays for the atlanta hawks iirc

>>150624427
makes the Knicks seethe. absolutely based.

>>150624427
Zesty apehoop player

>>150624407
5th round draft pick, totally out of the league in 3 years.

>>150624444
Stanford Steve is a faggot. :

College Basketball seems fun, I only truly watch during march. I haven’t watched the NBA in years, would I enjoy college hoops?

Should have had Adrian Petersen as a guest picker instead. Buddy Hield was the better OU apehooper.

>>150624227
Wow, you're not like the other girls.

For me, it's Laura Rutlege's fine ass and SEC Nation on Saturday mornings.

>>150624408
Yeah, you could see him pretty prominently earlier (over an hour ago)

@150624443
Didn't ask + you're brown

Jeremiah Smith is going to tear his ACL trying to stat pad against a shit team.

alejandro already in here seething oalgo

>>150624407
Based, fuck Dook

>>150624485
preach

>>150624482
Only if you have a regional team or 2 to root for.

>>150624495
Fuckoff back to whatever Twitter cesspit you crawled out of

>>150623823
Didn't see any at his garage sale before he left town. Guess he really liked them.

>>150624485
I love her

>>150624483
they should have chosen the boz as the fansville sheriff for the guest picker

We really need to start requiring hands w timestamps to post here.

>>150624484
You probably live in Cincinnati and cheer for the buckeyes lmao fucking cvck

>>150624484
Then you should pick me

>>150624482
Regular season kind of sucks. It's fun around Thanksgiving because they have all of these tourneys and big time matchups and then it kind of sucks and starts ramping back mid Feb for March Madness.

The Buckeyes get to have a scrimmage against a HBCU today.

>>150624537
sybau

I would put a hot creamy load in Laura Rutledge if you pick up what I'm putting down.

>>150624485
>>150624511
>>150624529
Does your wives know you thirst over 30 year old women on 4chan?

>>150624553
and Grambling gets a fat 3 mil for it too

>>150623858
Tennessee might.

>>150624564
kys brownie

>>150624553
so sick of them not playing nobody

oh god that faggot new zealander is here. no one respond to him.

>>150624426
A lot of people turned on him after the crying. That may be the case.

>>150624553
reparations agreement?

>>150624482
February is usually a great month for it too because they schedule a bunch of the biggest conference games to take place after football season. Each weekend has a couple of really good matchups. It’s almost impossible to care about anything before the new year though.

Luke Altmyer got em worked into a shoot kek

>>150624602
huge /nfl/ faggot hope he goes back

Iowa/Iowa St ends 10-7 but the last five minutes are pure retard kino every year

>>150624624
>picking the opposite of McAfee
based

Holy fucking shit is the Tennis US Open ever going to end? It feels like this shit has been going on for a fucking month.

i missed the picks. did they pick usd florida

there ain't no good match ups this week

>picking Kentucky
BASED

What game is going to have the best shots of half drunk, loose sluts in the stands.

Looking forward to watching Texas choke at home and lose to SJSU

>>150624682
they havent gotten to that game yet

>>150624694
based retard

Mahomes would have won last night if the chargers weren’t getting ref help the entire time

>>150624703
Their offense might be ass and the QB a retard, but I'll always back my Wildcats.

when will screaming "let's go" be replaced by something else

Does Herbie always throat the B1G?

>>150623712
He is a jewish pet

>>150624695
Ole Miss-Kentucky

>>150624673
It's been exactly 2 weeks and it ends tomorrow

how are they still tied?? this is getting embarrassing...

>>150624553
going back to last year their games have been
>vs #5 Indiana
>vs hated rival Michigan
>vs #7 Tennessee
>vs #1 Oregon
>vs #3 Texas
>vs #5 Notre Dame
>vs #1 Texas
I think we can forgive them a laugher.

>>150624719
I'm waiting for anything ASAP.

>>150624719
"Let's go Luke Altmyer" is what they'll say for future generations

no shit desmond picks michigan

>>150624695
Iowa/Iowa State

BOOMER SOONER LFG BOYS

>>150624673
It's going to the final match bud

>>150624731
no, and just wait until he gets into the booth for an EEC game. he's gonna gobble EEC nuts all night

>mfw penn state's schedule

they're gonna be ripe for buck breaking when they play oregon

I had some dumb shit to say, and you fags are lucky I'm too drunk to remember what it was

Let’s have a day boys

>>150624777
buckeye breaking*

>holding hands waiting to run on
Lmao

football… BUT AT THE COLLEGE LEVEL!

They must have some real dirt on pat

Name every college football team that played the #1 11+ times in a season

>>150623712
They're retarded.
>"OMG this boisterous high-energy loudmouth isn't taking my sportsball seriously enough! I'm a degenerate gambler and I have money on the line here!"

did you know that if something texas longhorn related pops up on arch Manning Instagram account he clicks not interested?

I want to see some girls in those school color overalls that some guys wear

>>150624788
He said ped state, not the nuts

Texas bros lets go.

EMAW, /cfb/!! Enjoy today's games, and make sure to watch us destroy the running option of Army, while we prepare for a non conference game against Arizona, which is weird, but it was scheduled before the death of the PAC 12.

what we watchin? all these games look like shitstomps

the hand holding was crazy af

For me it's
>Iowa vs Iowa State
and
>Texas vs San Jose State
Just early to see if Arch shits the bed again.

my ponies :)

>>150624788
>"DON'T WORRY GUYS THIS TIME JAMES FRANKLIN HAS THE TALENT IN PLACE" version 22

iowa state is finna boutta

>>150624739
>>150624767
found the tennis faggots

>>150624815
Texas in general or the state? Because the Bayou Bucket doesn't happen until around 6pm.

>>150624796
who is they?

Can't escape Gus Johnson

God i hate and love Gus Johnson, bro shut the fuck you hype beast

>>150624820
iowa vs iowa state

>>150624820
For me it’s UVA / NC State

almost INT

>Longhorns go three and out
Beautiful to see it

Arch knows he has to throw it to the orange uniform guys, right?

there’s literally no games on today aside from Michigan vs Oklahoma. I’m going to go to a local eatery and pick up some food.

>>150624849
ESPN

Post bussy.

Duke fans didn't turn out for this game

texass picking up right where they left off

>>150624805
any sec team cuz all sec teams is #1

>>150624820
I’m watching OK Michigan later tn. Gonna play Nikke rn.

>opening drive
>Arch is 0/2
>almost threw an interception
>almost took a sack

HOLY KEK ARCH NEARLY GOT PICKED OFF

Not looking good at the moment.

Nice start for Arch!

>>150624820
I don’t know, I might run some errands

Caitlin Clark is out for the remainder of the season

>>150624849
Satanic, subversive kikes that run television and film

>>150623460
One of your best players quit on the team yesterday and Nebraska looks like the clear cut favorite

>>150624883
They're all Asian. They don't know what football is.

beginning to think this arch manning fella might not be very good desu

>>150624874
It's impressive how with the amount of teams in CFB this is possible.

Arch Will Be Fine

>>150624911
boyfriend break up with her or something?

when ESPN gonna put the Manning cam in his games?

>unsportsmanlike conduct penalty 5 seconds into the game
lmfao

what are we watching?

>flag already
did somebody spit again

What game we watching

>>150624910
oh you’re one of those dudes

NC state Wolfpack desu senpai

What has Arch been doing the last two years?

>>150624950
uconn syracuse

>>150624905
Good she can get pregnant and have a White kid.

>>150616645
Honestly this. It’s a good supplement. The boner gains are just a nice side effect

Texas is SHIT

>>150624945
iowa iowa state
ignore arch Manning fags they're playing san joe state

>>150624947
nah, just some shoving after the kick return

>>150624950
Iowa & Iowa State and peaking in on Texas to laugh at Arch.

>>150624943
>>150624947
What game

Texas is this years FSU

2-10 season incoming, screen cap this

>texass defense being outsmarted by san jose st
You love to see it

Monster can just ripped out a Mustache hair

>>150624979
iowa vs iowa st

>>150624973
>he doesn't watch 4 games at once

>Arch already went 0/2 and three-and-out
Jesus Christ

terrible punt

>one drive
>one punt
PUNT bros, we eating good already.

>>150624911
What a weak piece of shit

I got some boner pills like you guys said. Got an absolute raging bone dog in the gym. It was hurting it was so hard. Some woman pushing 60 took care of me in the car after my workout. Said it was the hardest one she's every felt.

>>150624965
The games he played last year he was good. I dont understand what is happening someone sucked his mojo like in Space Jam.

>>150624969
No my friend.

Nothing makes my heart sing more than the thought of a white womans womb getting filled with rancid nigger semen. white women were selectively curated, bred, and trained to take Black cock

>32 yd punt
i thought iowa was supposed to have good special teams

Pittsburgh Steelers vs McDonalds

Post webm of Arch nearly getting picked

Does anyone have the Gus Johnson shaking gif?

make some game threads jesus this is confusing

WOLF

>>150625029
Damar Hamlin vs. Burger King

all these fg hitting chads are going to bankrupt game day

>>150625041
ngmi

>>150625011
>Arch overthrows the DB by 15 yards
Yeah I'm thinking it's going to be a good day to be a puntchad

>>150625020
He was only consistently good on scrambles and designed runs last year. And mostly against terrible teams.

Why are there so many empty seats in Austin?

>>150625025
fucking faggot…kill yourself

>>150624856
He's good when there is actually something big happening, he should have his mic muted during routine plays

>>150625053
lmao

san Jose state kickers

LYNCHED

>Gaylor
It's another four win season for them.

>>150625025
chikaner

does Iowa have good corn dogs?

>>150621012
>travel to Boise
BOI is a great airport.
>clean
>easy to navigate
>direct curb pickup / dropoff
>super fast TSA
>quick deplane to exit, no miles long walk past a maze of shop & shit
Only downside is they're getting rid of the on-site rental car pickup / dropoff and moving to a central rental car center (more $$ for airport, shittier experience).

>>150617818
Just do an online consult through Hims or whatever relentless ads are running. You can buy them offline without a prescription if you spend 15 minutes looking. It’s still legit medication. The cost that way is about the same, but then you don’t have to get a prescription or go to a doctor.

NO GOOD.

>>150625041
no

It can’t be THAT difficult to kick an oblong ball through giant uprights, right?

>>150625032
here you go

>>150625073
>the DB
huh?

>>150625025
good morning saar

nu needed

>>150625083
>replying to chikaner

>qb makes one mistake
>gets chewed out
>field goal kicker doesn't do the one thing he's supposed to do
>lol it's fine better luck next time

>>150625025
shalom! Did you go to temple early today?

>>150625131
DISGUSTING FUCKING FAGGOT…WHERE ARE THE MODS

>>150624911
Why does a college athlete have to make a public statement nowadays?

>>150625155
baking

NEW
>>150624630
>>150624630
>>150624630

Arch Manning is a bottom 20 starting QB in the FBS

Thoughts on Altmeyer? Possible Heisman candidate?

>>150625173
because they make just as much as professionals, the sanctity of amateur NCAA is forever soiled

>>150625164
If you go nuclear on the kicker like that, he’s never gonna get anywhere close after that

>>150624485
For me it's the "It Just Means More" girl. Good MILF energy with her.

>>150625175
TY finally!

>>150625164
Kickers can't handle it as well as QBs can, and if you fuck up a kicker mentally then he's only gonna get worse.

Imagine losing to Duke lmao

new
>>150625224
>>150625224
>>150625224

Illinois' is already out of playoff contention LMAO.

texas sisters...

Texas Tech looking good!

>>150625137
The DB was three years in front of the WR, leapt and still couldn't get a hand on it.

that's on wingo

How little intrinsic talent does Arch have to look this bad after having a lifetime coaching from multiple successful NFL QBs?

Meanwhile Todd Marinovich was trained by a fringe NFL lineman in a shitty 1 bedroom apartment into a top level CFB QB and would probably have had a successful NFL career if it wasn't for drugs.

>>150625294
the ESL is strong in this one

>>150623355
You picked a good woman

>>150624536
I think I'm retarded
never realized sheriff was the Boz

>>150624853
Iowa-Iowa State is always kino even if it’s a shitshow

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.