Thread 150613793

Can’t stop, won’t stop losing!

>>150613793 (OP)
it do be lyke dat

don’t sleep on the Orioles doe

This is the thread

rags finna bout get walked off

Nomar going ballistic on the doggies rn. He said this isn't just a slump, this is who they are and it goes so much deeper than mindset and clicking

KEK

GG A's. Soriano is dogshit at home.

>>150614060
don't think that's possible

>The dodgers aren't losing to <.500 teams
>They're losing to teams just like themselves
FUCKING KEK

Tillamook pepperjack

>>150614123
but...they're a sub .500 teams (since July 4th)

Aren’t the Dodgers <.500 post-all star break? Can someone fact check?

HOLY SHIT. TANNER SCOTT TURNING AWAY FROM THE CAMERA TO HIDE TEARS. JESUS CHRIST IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER DUDE. WATCH THE INTERVIEWS

>>150614134
O shit that stuff do be fire doe

>>150614155
they're 20-24 since the break

>>150614223
>the shanty of los faggots

>>150614251
kek

>chiefs lose
oh no no no brownbois

>>150614223
>less runs and hits than the twinks and rookies
grim

All these supposedly elite relievers and closers that got dealt at the deadline fucking suck while Iglesias, reliever of the month, is still on the Braves lol

JFC I hate Red Sox management's evaluating of pitching

We might be getting this wild card series

>THWAAAAACK
it is over the fence!

sneks gonna sneak up on ya

leave my doggie doos alone

another beauty in the books for my jints

gg birdos

>>150614251
Obsessed faggot

KEK POODREPACOS LOSING TO TEH FUCKING ROCKIES

MUTTHOMES THE SPIC GOD LOSING TO THE CHARGERS
LMAOOOOOOOOO SPICS

and a handsome double play by my rocks to put it away :)

>poodres attempting to-
ya know what, forget about it

>Jake Burger
>6' 230lbs
kekini

>>150614470
pottery

>>150614470
lol
the more you fight it, the more it becomes a thing

LMFAO DOYERPACOS LOST TOO

TOTAL
SPIC
HOLOCAUST
TODAY

>>150614470
But you’re the gay one I thought? At least reading that post as a neutral observer that’s my takeaway.

>poodrepacos
>doyerpacos

cucked by an inch

Manny Machado is such a cuck

Why are there two threads, and why is one of them 2 days old?

tanner scott literally started crying during his interview with kirsten. this team wants to win so bad but they dont have it in them

>>150614553
fact check: false. he's alpha.

>>150614533
when both pacos lose, my miguels win

>>150614608
rangerjorges are winning tho

Emergency doyer anons only meeting. Get in here dodgers fans!
>>150614585
>>150614585
>>150614585

>>150613715
yams, snell, kersh, glas defrens, sheemale, shogay, muncy, smith, kim, rojas, pages, assperius. get rid of everyone else. EVERYONE ELSE

>>150614628
ey esse, we're winnin' this one feel me holmes

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

How will we screw this up tonight?

Blow gays having a night

>>150614693
we won't

>>150614521
Heh. It's funny. I'm scrolling through his reddit history. He's a lot more similar to me than I thought. Except I don't play the same shitty gacha games as him. He even lives in Stockholm!

>>150614693

Walk off balk

Hi poodres

>>150614748
Is he also a homosexual?

Come on Stros. Just one run.

>>150614693
Embarrassing K

>>150614787
Probably. He's a redditor after all.

>>150614501
that was nice :)
my Metsies overtook the Dads in the WC because of that loss thanks Rockiesbro

>>150614666
see ya monday

>poodres realize they are cosmically linked to the success of the doyers
>they have no hunger when they see their rival getting shot down by last place teams
Very well Poodres...

Pena looked so bad in his last at bat

Lol making the faggot swede seethe is a great start to the thread

>>150614933
That was 2024 Peña

>>150614836
I want to kill myself

it's so fucking over

College football is for cucks that peaked in high school

>>150614995
don't do it poodrebro, it's just baseball

At least the Chargers won...

>kimbrel
feels bad

>>150615123
What a reddit imagine. You can tell a japanese artist made it.

how much did we pay for this chicken man?

>>150615162
>imagine

>>150614995
I'm with you bro

>padres shut out in coors
kek

>>150615186
imagine what

poodrepedos kek

It's Astrover

>>150615162
>imagine
kek...KEK

*kicks sand into the eyes of a chiefs fan*

ahahahahaha

*bitch slaps the mom of a chiefs fan*

hehehehehehe

*drop kicks the elderly parents of a chiefs fan down the stairs*

Ohohohohoho

at least the football game was good

good thing the padres choose to lose alongside the dodgers

Fuck it, just bring Barnes back at this point.

Holy shit that was close

Imagine this bussy

Rangers broadcasters already called it for the rangers, it's over

>Pinch-hitter Rowdy Tellez
This fat fuck is still in the majors?

>>150615204
imagine there were no people

>>150615224
not good for hispanics though, one of their canonical team (chiefs) lost lol

Kimbrel is washed

>be named burger
>look like you consume 10 of them a day

>>150615204
imagine no possessions

KEK

so the Astros lost the 2023 ALCS and just stopped paying attention to how ass Kimbrel was for the rest of that October?

>>150615297
All muttcollide players and their fans look like that

>>150615316
kek you wish paco

Tellez man what happened to you

>>150615297
whiter than you, Neehar

>fat fuck thinking about burgers forgot to swing
KEK

>>150615251
Fun ballplayer

>>150615306
fuck off fag

That was a stressful inning

>someone insults muttholmes
>/mlb/ seethes
oh no no no no

>>150615306
No, we’ve just lost that many pitchers that we needed to sign washed/old pitchers just to make it through the season and I’m not even kidding.

>>150615340
thought this was kevin bacon from the thumnbail

>>150615396
Fake image, that’s from the Simpsons

What a cool park, if only it was in a better city and had a better team.

please someone beat the giants I beg you they can't get away with this

Despite today's results, I still believe that the Detroit Tigers are the best baseball team in the world.

>>150615423
Big, if true

someone score

>>150615297
mutt KWABBED in the country of mutts

how the FUCK is this allowed

>>150615429
It sucks that we need to have professional sports teams there for some reason, do billions of dollars are wasted making high-tech roofed stadiums that nobody goes to.

>>150615429
Center field is comically cavernous

>>150615354
>doink
kek

Where’s my wife 2hu? The chargers won! We fucking on the Chargers sheets!

Who makes the best knockoff jerseys? I want one of the old Space City ones, but's I'm not about to pay for Fanatics >quality

>>150615408
that doesn't look anything like kevin bacon, though

dodgers should sign roberts to another extension this offseason. really masterful the way he's played sub-500 ball for 3 months with a billion dollar team. takes an exceptional mind to accomplish such a feat!

>>150614666
What did Manfred mean by this out-of-thin-air plot twist?

Teo robbing one, still down by a lot but nice play

>>150615429
this looks terrible

>>150615470
no one knows what team this is
by which i mean me, i don't know what team this is, i don't collect baseball cards or play the show 2025

>>150615503
idk i've never seen a kevin bacon movie ever. i only know him because boomers talk about him

>>150615511
teo means uncle in Portuguese, just ask alejandro

>Doyerpacos poodrepacos and chiefs lost
Oh no no no chicanobros

>>150614666
>>150615506
jints have to play 7 games against the dodgers there is literally no chance the dodgers lose more than like 2 games that series anyone who thinks the dodgers will lose the division has brain damage

>>150615557
I'm white tho

>our 4-5-6 hitters can’t hit 91mph fastballs in the middle of the zone
rags just end it already, I want to go do something else

>>150615306
You people hate Kimbrel and Schilling but deep throat Mitch Williams. Fuck off

>>150615574
did you see who their free baserunner is KEK

>Rowdy has to be the runner on 2nd
kek

>>150615533
>rags

>>150615590
>>150615591
Oh, KEK

>jake burger is listed at 230lbs
>ohtani is listed as 220lbs
LOL

ITS EXTRA INNINGS O ALGO

Alejandro Osuna looks like he sells weed in the offseason

I think my doggie doos SUCK

>kid screaming at the old man for the foul ball
>CAN I HAVE IT? x3
I hate kids

>>150615593
>fatjays

>>150615609
Ohtani is obviously is not fat tho. He's very muscular

for me its sunrises, A/C, Tillamook pepperjack, sim racing, the 'lot, and sneks baseball

>>150615562
>he doesn’t know
OH NO NO NOOOO

>>150615632
just let Karen come take it

>>150615632
Yeah that annoyed me
I'd tell the kid to fuck off and learn some decorum

>>150615639
go mariners!

>>150615628
I think you should kys

>>150615632
i've never caught a ball at a game, i dont care if some kids screams at me and the crowd boos me. im keeping that shit

>>150615632
At least it's not a pajeet

Silksong was average

>phillies fan caught being a piece of shit
is anyone really surprised by this?

>>150615678
guacamelee 2 is the only good metroidvania

>>150615664
rude!

>>150615664
based

>>150615678
It was fun, but it wasn’t transcendent like Xwitter made me believe

>>150615686
probably was on fent can't blame em' desu

cmon texas wrap this up. i have things to do

yea we'll have a twelfth slurping thanks

The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:

>Chargers
San Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)

>San Diego Rockets
Poor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since

>San Diego Clippers
Sterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)

>San Diego Mariners
Failed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol

>San Diego Sails
Cucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)

>Golden State Warriors
Played a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland

>San Diego Gulls
Have dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years

>>150615714
My stros are winning it and closing it off this next innig.

At what point do the Poodres put Victor Rodriguez up against the wall? It's like the offense comes out completely unprepared every night, they're making AA-tier pitchers look like Randy Johnson

>>150615636
Jays are eating good tho

>>150615678
It could never live up to the hype.

Rags really? Now we have to watch my team flail around the bat at the plate some more before the game is over

>>150615700
cringe

>>150615678
It was always overhyped as fuck. Anyone who played Hollow Knight knew this. It's a GOOD indie game, that's it. Nothing more nothing less. You can't really expect a 2D Metroidvania to be the next big thing.

>>150615769
doubtful

kek poodres have lost 4 straight
>>150615686
>>150615712
t. seething sanchez mad about white states and fanbases

>>150615768
at least my football team won (high school)

>>150615772
I played Hollow Knight and was expecting some kind of masterpiece and felt disappointed. It was good but it's not anywhere near as good as people hype it up to be

Huge bunt (forma de swing) by Dubon

>>150615778
guaranteed

>>150615804
truly disgusting

please just score already

>>150615806
thanks for agreeing that it was based

I don’t think either team has a bench player anymore

>>150615822
not even johnny bench?

>>150615779
white trash is still trash senpai

>>150615734
>the padres need to (and will) relocate
you fucking idiot
they have a great stadium downtown
they have a top 5 attendance in the league
people will show up to drink beer in a chill location like they do in colorado, regardless of how well the team does
they are the only professional sports team in town (in b4 mls retardation)
you're actually braindead amigo, BRIAN DEAD
(also, the chargers should go back. no one fucking wants them except san diegans. let them play on a barge in the harbor or in the zoo parking lot.

>>150615735
you were saying?

>>150615859
we'll score in the bottom of the inning, just wait. astros are walking this off

It's funnier if the Rangers win desu

>>150615869
rags falseflag

>>150615817
reading comprehension

>>150615822
manfred has fucked over the fun of the game, we will never see a starting pitcher playing left field or a third baseman playing catcher ever again

>>150615881
ironic

>we might gain on every single team today
everything is coming up jays!

>mccullers 12th inning
it's over...

>>150615883
wait teams could do that? Why can't they do it anymore?

>Dodgers
>Cowboys

>>150615839
but it's white, something you can never be

>>150615869
>astros away team
>walk off
is this a rags fan’s level of baseball comprehension?

>>150615921
he doesn't know how to score on defense
truly ngmi

Astros are sending out a starter pitcher lol

>>150615910
just how brown are you hombre

>>150615906
>Pants McCuckers
>top of the order for the rags
yeah its over

this rags stros game is putting me into a trance-like state

>3-0 middle middle breaking ball with a free base open
jesus

>>150615935
he's gotta earn that $20million he's been milking for the last 5 years

>>150615935
We moved him to the bullpen, but the comedy remains the same

>>150615892
no faggy emoticon this time?

>>150615911
trash is trash hombre

>>150615910
Cowboys didnt even play today

>>150615966
magic number is 19 bitch

>>150615902
soaring

>>150615982
o algo

>>150615909
we used to get like 18 inning games where you field anyone who can stand

thank fuck
i'm not even a fan of these teams

ASSTROS AHAHAHA

>asstros
kek

rags walk it off, astromiguel on suicide watch

where's the mariners poster with like a thousand suicide pics? I hope he saw the end of that game

ggs rags
The battle of mid is over. Fuck you lance

>the astros losing to a +.500 team is like winning the world series for the doyers
:^)

>>150615910
kek serves you right bitch

gonna have taco bell tomorrow to celebrate the texans winning!

>>150615768
>Asstros fielding

>losing the Burger and Rowdy Tellez
fuck I hate these fat fucks

>>150616025
>only doyers fans are laughing at you
miguel pls

:(

astromiguel sees doyerpacos in his sleep kek what a faggot

>>150616060
>mariners remaining schedule: doyers, assturds, roylels
not looking good

I guess we're winning the series on Sunday instead of tomorrow. Oh well

do not reply to doyerpacos

Rags won btw

>>150616090
based

>0-13 with RISP
I want that faggot Cintron hunt from the dirty Arlington rafters tomorrow

>>150615989
19 what? Years since your last pennant?

>>150616113
kek

>asstros cheated and they still lost
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150616060
>>150616077
ooof

How do you lose to a triple a team

astromiguel seething lol

Thanks Colorado

>>150616156
I hope you get cucked out of the playoffs

please 'zona don't fuck this up

>>150615910
Is Kobe your homie? Hope you get deported

>>150616194
You don't understand how god awful the Red Sox are with 2 on and nobody out

>>150616156
SO true

>>150616211
excqueeze me?

god jarvis sucks booty cheeks

>>150616211
don't care pedo

reposting cuz it's funny

>>150616216
Broken clock my good friend/buddy/guy

>>150616060
>vedder cup

more like the vedder cuck

Trout has set the angels franchise record for hit by pitches

>>150616168
Don’t be mad

LETS GO RED SOX

>>150616234
I hope that bitch has all of her social security money stolen by a pajeet

>>150616234
all baby boomers to the suicide pods. now.

>>150616234
https://litter.catbox.moe/sukr57fxwbq8y004.mp4
closeup video

Sneks might need an out here

>>150616234
>>150616258
I hope the guy catches his wife sucking cock

>>150616273
feel like this might be a nuclear meltdown incoming

>>150616273
>might
faggot gtfo of my thread

>>150616234
it's crazy people don't know shit like that will be televized

>>150616275
y tho

>>150616280
maybe they want to be televized

>>150616287
look how beta that husband is

damn that was fucking smart

>>150616279
nah I'm good :)

man this some bullshit

if you're a man (male), you should never EVER groom your eyebrows

bro please not again...

sneks blowing it

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Let's go Sox

>>150616234
americans are so retarded

thank the lord

>>150616234
Does a ball mean that much to an old woman?

>>150616381
its not about the ball its about sending a message

Vamos serpientes

Goodbye momentum

bruh

I don't know what's more embarrassing, the fact that the Padres and Dodgers somehow both will end up missing the postseason and the jints will win the division, or the fact that the NL West winner will have barely 80 wins lol

DOMOOOO

love this little frog nigga like you wouldn't believe

LETS GO SNEKS

>red sux
Based sneks

LETS GOOOOOO

>>150616234
>it was the kids birthday
>the marlins gave him a bunch of merch
>ryan bader met with the kid and gave him a signed bat
>twitter mob is going ham trying to find the woman

30 HRS

it is GONE

>>150616467
>ryan bader

>>150616381
>>150616391
She moved to Florida like every boomer...however the dream hasn't gone the way her gold digging self thought it would. She needs the baseball to help her husband's dick at auction

>She needs the baseball to help her husband's dick at auction
what?

>>150616484
Idk im high as shit i was.gonna say the ball is worth something because he didnt strike out

>>150616473
nice as hell. honestly replace dbags with this or go back to the old purple unis

I think the most embarrassing thing this year is that if the Dodgers somehow manage to either make the postseason or win the west. Even if this is objectively the worst season they've ever had in recent history, they will still be like "HAHAHAH we OWN the West you bitches, DEY NOT LIKE US BRO!!!! WE A FAMILY WHO ALWAYS GETS IT DONE!!!!"

>>150616527
>go back to the old purple unis
to bad Ken Kendrick got a stick up his ass about these

>>150616527
There's already a purple team not too far from the Dbacks

>>150616539
this is why you stay away from twitter/reddit and don't read that retarded chicano garbo

>>150616448
We dont deserve to go to the playoffs the way we are playing lol

>>150616497
She wasted all of their social security money and his pension so now she can't afford his viagra

>>150616541
they're fantastic, why the fuck they went to red is beyond me

nice one Sneks

GG sneks win back to .500

sneks win
gg socks

GG AZ

Fire Cora

How are the Jints Fucking doing this!? Please Fucking help! There is just no way this Fucking team should be even in the running. How are all of a sudden they are hitting homers every day now!?

They are Fucking 4 back now! You Fucking Padres and Mets better get your Fucking Shit together you Cocksuckers!

>>150616581
i'm sorry, what kind of animal is that mascot supposed to be

Hahaha

who signed a deal with the devil?

>>150616596
giants overtaking both would be kino and i'm a dodger fan.

HAHAHAH we OWN the West you bitches, DEY NOT LIKE US BRO!!!! WE A FAMILY WHO ALWAYS GETS IT DONE!!!!

>>150616604
a pimp

>>150616596
Sorry bro, we don't have it anymore. My Padres and the Doggie Doos both decided we don't want it anymore. The Jints earned it, Bob Melvin is the best manager of all time and he's proved it this month, we wrong wrong to sleep on Sleepy Bob...

>>150616617
>dodgers have been throwing for two months
>padres throwing harder
lol, lmao

>>150616596
The Giants got Fuckin 18 hits today are you Fucking SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW!

>>150616617
psycho nigga division

>>150616604
a bobcat

>>150616539
Im a dodgers fan and I’ve already made peace that this team isn’t doing shit this year. I’m ready for it to be over. If the Jints sneak in, well shit. Maybe the rivalry can finally be back
I’ll still be here quietly

Is it true there is a baseball team called marner lol

I honestly think It was a huge mistake to not sell the farm for Kwan. We only have so many years left of Ohtani/Mookie/Freeman.

>>150616696
nobody trusts the Dodgers farm since Dalton Rushing was their #1 prospect and now look at him

>>150616356
he was so good, too bad about the injuries

>>150616707
prospects are 50:50. you never know what you're gonna get and that's the fun part

>doggie doos
>reddie doos
>yankie doos

>>150616746
I wish he could've played 1st in Boston. He would've been as productive if not more than Millar. He got a ring tho

>Os going to sweep the Padres and Dodgers
Orange and black alliance

you love to see it

>>150616841
joke league tho

>>150616841
You all thought our season was over yet we have the 3rd best record in the AL

>>150616555
and there's 175 red teams, so why not keep purple instead of switching to red

>>150616841
can the sawx and stros please die so that i can be happy

disgusting

>>150616979
what planet was this picture taken on

>>150615902
Beautiful

>>150616979
Black women are great because once you stop being a blind low EQ dumbass racist you realize they are actually pretty fucking hot and on top of all, they're super easy. They only have black men going for them, so if you're any other race, you'll have an easier time, except if you're indian.

>>150617088
Oh yeah, and there's not a lot of competition too.

>sheboons
*BARF*

oh no no no pacopacos

>>150617088
based women (female) enjoyer

NorCalchads rise up

>>150617162
Sacramento is not Norcal

>>150617194
its literally farther north than SF

>>150617203
Sacramento is in the Valley

>>150617212
so is r3edding, whats your point?

norcal are the rare whites of california and you're not white ergo you are not norcal

>>150617215
Check your eyes

>>150617245
this has to be the stupidest graphic I think I've ever seen on this site

>>150617245
You see that straight line above San Luis Obispo, Kern, and San Bernardino? That's what defines Norcal and Socal

where people start saying hella is where northern california starts

>>150617263
Have you tried not being retarded

>>150617324
>failed proposal that my parents dont even remember
ok?

dark red = norcal

>>150617321
only people in the bay area say 'hella'

maybe the CSU campuses too and UC davis but nobody cares about them

>>150617329
Everyone agrees that Sacramento is not NorCal

>>150617340
trvke

>>150617345
everyone except actual californians, sure

>>150617350
Bro shut up you are not from California

>>150617343
I have friends who moved from ventura to SLO and started saying hella. SLO is officially northern california.

>>150617362
I am, but keep seething

>>150617364
SLO is nothing but trust fund brats and architecture majors

>>150617370
No you are not I bet you think Fresno is SoCal

>>150617394
fresno is central California. Everybody knows this

>>150617403
Then why are you arguing that Sacramento is NorCal

its just like watching thirdies fight over what part of latin america they're in lol

>>150617420
because its in northern california

>>150617430
Is Kansas Midwest?

>>150617440
obviously

>>150617445
wrong
>>150617440
no, great plains

>>150617428
This kek

But also socal a shit

>>150617362
no he's right, to californians, northern california starts pretty far south. san luis obispo has always been considered northern california despite being centrally located in the state.
this is the same debate as the angels being the los angeles angels despite the fact that no one in LA or anaheim would ever refer to anaheim as LA.
only retards that aren't californian would argue anaheim is LA and sacramento isn't northern california.

>>150617451
great plains means nothing, oklahoma could be "great plains" and that stretches all the way up to the dakotas

>>150617478
kansas is midwest like anaheim is LA

How is this mlb related?

for me, the split starts right at monterey and goes diagonally upward into the CA/NV border, but everything above bakersfield is just central cali

kansas is not the midwest

Seattle is shitting the bed and Texas might make the playoffs. What in the everliving fuck

>>150617507
91.2% of people say otherwise

>>150617507
>Pennsylvania
>Idaho
>montana

>>150617517
scheduled mariners implosion is as regular as the tides

>>150617500
you're on the right track I think. I personally think nc starts at slo, but central generally implies inland, kern county, fresno, etc, despite being further north than slo. I dunno. this debate is stupid.

our division clinching post on r/baseball gonna hit good

gn mariners nation i hope i don't wake up

dead genny

>>150617898
based padgers

>>150617898
for entertainment purposes

Finally home. Good thing I didn't watch that Padres game, was at work hahah now I enjoy some pink Himalaya lime sparkling water. So brutal that our offense is struggling against rockies.... Machado and Tatis Jr needs be hold accountable....

>>150617088
I love black girl positivity.