Thread 150641060

Dryden edition.
/hoc/vious: >>150606934

>hasb

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>>150641060 (OP)
Flames thread!

hoob is poob

_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/

>>150641127
many are saying this

hoob is the best goal scorer on my favourite team
:)

>>150641060 (OP)
Rest in peace

Ok i bought that bottle of vodka and two 7% tall boy iced teas. Now what.

>>150641271
say your prayers and dig in

>>150641290
I need to find something to do first

>>150641271
cheers fren

>>150641333
play some music

>>150641353
I hope he enjoyed his grippy sock vacation

>>150641367
No!! About halfway through the bottle I will end up sitting in the dark blasting music in my headphones. I need to avoid that for as long as possible.

>>150641416
For me, it's drinking alone in a dark room to linkin park and deftones

reminder:
my canesies :)

>>150641442
Nah man osten to happy music and shit i just wont to spend my buzz listening to music again but its gonna happen anyways

>>150641477
eat cock randy

>>150641402
my favourite thing about hughes is how utterly exasperated he is whenever the camera cuts to him on the bench, usually after he takes his standard double or triple shift on the ice.

>>150641498
he constantly looks like he wants to throw up and commit suicide

>>150641478
then play some carpenters as well

>>150641498
>>150641535
The pressure of carrying an entire franchise is crushing him.

>>150641585
Petterson is no help

Hockey comes back in 2 weeks :)

OP you homo, post the right pic.

>>150641768
bud achieved total victory over you on 04/17/2022

>>150641762
fuck getty, fuck his images

>take a cou0le of a shots
>a marner I didnt know was in there appears

>>150641922
You cut the puck and stick out of a hockey photo. You semen slurping homo.

>>150641997
raped retard

>>150642024
Surprised it hasnt been stolen for scrap

Saturday nights are for Hockey Night in Canada.

Should I read it?

>>150641477
my burnsies :)

>>150642312
Just lost it.

>>150642445
¿¿¿¿

>>150642445
Oh shit my bad i havent thought about that in 15 years

>>150642312
can you read, my son?

>>150642310
is don still making podcasts?

>>150642701
no, dad

>>150642707
Yeah, he's senile and jabbers incoherently and drools, like he's always done.

Go Crusaders

hey bros

>>150643060
when he's in the nursing home for dementia patients he's probably going to think he's back on cbc and will just be ranting about soft europeans non stop

>>150643249
im a girl. girls can be /hoc/ fans too

>>150643061
And these Crusaders holy land? One with at least 720p

>>150643281
girls can be bros

>>150643249
hi

>>150642312
Read this book first

>>150643459
No interest in reading your memoirs.

>>150643574
KEK

>>150643574
Rtard doxxed himself kek

We don't post our memoirs here on /hoc/.

>>150643574
I should honestly read it

>>150643459
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't cha-a-ange

>>150643647
What about in the discord?

>>150643838
memoirs of a cupless cuck

>>150643838
why the long face

>>150643942
I mean seriously who lets his wife go party in greece during the cup finals like bitch where is your support

>>150643972
she was actually sent on a mission to bring back greek femboys for the cup celebration party but we all know how that turned out...

>>150643995
>greek femboys
You mean turks? Should have just went to Istanbul.

>>150643972
he wanted to practice semen retention without distractions

>>150644019
I thought that's why he married that Sixth Sense looking bitch

>>150644015
anzu belongs to the kangs

>>150643673
JEN

>>150644051
shut UP

>>150643647
but we do post erotic novels

Just found out McDavid's wife has HUGE knockers

>>150644105
Based smosh fan

>>150644180
but they're pancakes

>>150644137
very true, and might I add that sometimes they appear one and the same

How was your session bro?

Huomenta but the opposite

>>150644433
hyvaa yota

>>150643838
>>150643942
God I hope he bails Edmonton, just imagine the memes.

>>150644209
for me it's angela the based retard

>>150644521
What would be worse for Oiler fans? If he went to:
Calgary
Toronto
Boston
Florida

>>150644707
if he continued living in edmonton. Mitch can back me up.

A core tenant of Flameschadery is making sure opposing fans feel comfortable when they visit the dome.

ahh yessir

>>150644858
god I hope a pipe bomb goes off there

>>150644858
god I hope all those attractive people live long and healthy lives

>>150644707
Florida doesn't have cap space and there's no future in Calgary and Boston

>>150644858
this is what they mean when they say ball and chain

>>150644858
you can tell he's digging in

>>150644913
lauren is based

>>150644911
Cope, Flames are dynasty bound.

>>150644925
she doesn't even look human

>>150644858
>you get $100m
>you must marry an npc femoid and must keep her somewhat happy or you lose all the money
how long would you last

>>150644952
I'm going the crosgod route

>>150642047
lol I remember Gilles Villeneuve statue been robbed in a small town in Quebec and only thing was left was his feet, someone sawed off from the statue's ankle.

>>150644952
guy like me can last 45 days easy

>>150644952
can I try to find a real human foid?
otherwise you can keep the $100m, I don't want it

>>150641477
I thought Brent would retire already since he just turned 40.

>>150644858
Wow he's sure fun at parties.

>>150644952
>give her a one-way cruise to planet retard (-$1 million)
>buy $99m of kate bush merch for myself
as you can see, I have already won

>>150645100
For me it's the jug of life

>>150645193
jig

H-hey hoob...you're gonna score atleast 30 this year right?

bushfags OUT

Wait hoob isn't even underperforming. He just played good as fuck the year he was traded

>>150645283
he just has nobody to pass to

hoob is still good to me damn it

midnight marner hit a little late tonight but I'm back now

midnight marner sounds like a 1920s gang film

the darkest marners of the night

I will post it again

put da marnah in da bag and no one gets hurt kapeesh

drunk and listening to sean price

>>150645478
my new york italian neighbor threatening me after my dog does his business on his lawn

this pizza place usually gives me the bubble guts but they're the only one I trust to not spit in my delivery

>>150645529
take some metamucil before eating the pizza and you should feel better

>>150645529
what did you do to piss off the rest of them

Went to a hole in the wall Korean restaurant today. I think they are having trouble getting customers despite having delicious food. Feels bad :( Gave a good tip.

>>150645516
Fuck off N

>>150645686
Who are you really

>>150645745
he's daniel sedin

>>150641094
https://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=29378
awoo

>>150645798
Yeah right he's probably getting fucked in the ass by henrik

>>150645815
nah that was hours ago
came out smooth this time

>>150645819
so this is why they were so powerful together...

>>150645827
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
this is some good content
>>150645815
lose some weight

>>150645827
Why is copey seething before chad even speaks?
I am meant to be reading this left to right?

>>150645840
you should read it from right to left because las vegas is rightful chinese clay

>>150645840
Actually this is the real truth

>>150644858
McCooked

we don't call those that here

she's my wife

redpill me on red players

>>150646021
I always do
unless it's a women's bathroom

I really want to see McMeme leave the Oilers for his own sake and wellbeing. He's not winning a Cup there. Florida was his best opportunity and he lost twice. It's ogre in Edmonton.

>>150646051
in ON/QC: mythological status as being physical brutes (as seen in popular redditslop show "letterkenny")
in the real world; undisciplined chronically alcoholic nobodies who can't get out of junior B despite having a lifetime of scholarships and camps and special schooling for free
in Alaska: they literally don't watch or play hockey, especially out in the villages. they identify strongly with urban black culture for some reason, so they are obsessed with basketball.

>>150644697
For me it’s you drinking a bottle of cyanide and chewing on pure lead

>>150646081
Only 33 days until Canucks hockey

>>150646146
I'm sorry, I can't help you with that request. Would you like me to help you come up with some talking points related to Ice Hockey?

>>150646156
you can help me buy a persian carpet

>>150646073
>>150646156
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150646156
whats your favourite food that is native to your country?

Bedard is the most wasted talent of all time. I hope he realizes this and does not resign with the Blackhawks.

>>150646241
saw him on ultimate surrender and he got 2 minutes in the box for tainting

>>150646229
buffalo wings (I am an americhad)

This should be Canada's national dish.
>requires snow
>requires maple syrup
Fuck poutine

>>150646271
for me it's nanaimo bars

>i'm posting from one of the worlds biggest shitholes but i promise my favorite food is (generic american dish)

KWABDUL

>>150646273
the closest burger king to where I live is literally in nanaimo.
take that for what you will

here's the sickest snipe of all time!

>>150641060 (OP)
F

>>150646288
Based Ladysmith chad. I probably went past your house last summer.

diabetesfags OUT

>>150646319
pancreatic bigot!

i started getting weak stream the day I turned 30

Went to Peters'
Milkshake was delicious as always

hearing ken dryden has passed

just passed a midnight dryden myself

back from gaming bro's

50 goals.

>>150646241
>Habs are in a desperate need of elite C
>Bedard is being wasted on the Blackhawks
hmmm

about to tale a 2 am marner myself

>>150646385
man, bedard to the habs would by my dream come true

>>150646395
how to say femboy in french

thus, mitch1 continues

>>150646404
le boye du femme

Almost real Pacific hours

>>150646411
based

>>150646395
sadge, he'd be a perfect fit. we can only hope.

remember, when around bedard, always be sure to grasp him tightly

what makes bud and mitch such winners while trb is not?

>>150646444
height, ice cream cones the list goes on and on

>>150646444
>

Didn’t they trade Carey prices contract like a year ago?

>>150646465
No

>>150646476
I swear they did

>>150646482
No

Carey Price spiritually won a Cup

>>150646482
they didn't anon

>>150646493
>>150646502
Guess I’m thinking about a different retard then

>>150646495
correct. he was a top 2 goaltender his entire career and he only had a teammate who scored 80 points for ONE FUCKING SEASON!!! if price was in his prime today he'd easily drag the fucking ducks to the final I swear to god

>>150646509
Perhaps you were looking in the mirror.

>>150646509
it's okay, maybe you experienced the Mandela effect

>>150646453
cool pic of trb juggling vpns

thus, mitch stood a full foot taller than trb

>sunday morning coffee time
>maybe I'll banter with the fags on /hoc/ a while
>forgot it's samir schizo hours
hate the timezone difference

if you think gary r bettman is your friend you are a fool

All you had to do was shut your fat mouth and I would’ve never shown up to shit up the place :)

mitchdela effect

>>150646571
thus, trb is seething on vpn

angry abdul sucking down camel milk, lol.

>>150646571
I hope Israel bombs your shitty apartment you ay-rab bitch

>>150646578
No one gives a fuck

he's got an acid tongue

>>150646588
>when you thought you just took a shit but you realize that you need to take a shit right at this moment

>>150646608
an acid-tongued ay-rab

>xhe literally admitted xhe was gay
kek mitch really had trb worked on 05/06/25

>>150641060 (OP)
Did we ever found out why Bruins gave up on Dryden and traded him to the Canadiens back in 64?

>>150646642
footchads shall inherit the world

they marner in the streets in vegas don't touch anything within 3 blocks of the strip

People live under the vegas strip

>>150646840
based molemen

>>150646840
i never get past the school in new vegas because it runs like shit

molemen will inherit the earth

>>150646876
true

>>150646882
>learned how to echolocate by screaming
trb does a lot of screaming. i wonder if he has that skill

>>150646889
>bringing a wheelchair into the tunnels

>>150646891
kek he could use one of these

>>150646902
I'd turn him upside down and leave him 15 feet from the entrance

it's didney bitch

hogwheels hour has been cancelled due to lack of hustle

>>150646968
also because Hampage got cancelled

it's chadwheels hour

>>150646595
I'm in a luxury hotel and I'm white
why do you guys cry about this flag so much I don't understand
aland never got this treatment

Some gay Lebanese guy tried to get my number on a train

>>150646983
eat camel cock abdul

eat randy camel

won: bud, Mitch, copey
lost: dylan and abdul
lost and raped: trb

seems like samir chimps out every day now

samir wins when he lives in your head rent free

Is there anything better than puking up a whole stomach of night of liquid and alcohol and then immediately filling it with food. God damn.

>11,778 days since last c-
apologize

>>150647115
cope i'm almost 40

>>150647215
[bubblin' intensifies]

>all star game
maybe on planet pissant

i love my hoc bros somuch

>>150647250
I love u more

dylan won
tbg won
copey lost
bud lost and got ignored by noel

>>150647250
>>150647258

noel boogeyman is peak /hoc/ lore

we were practicing for a play at the brandford recreation center

Who do you think Greta's favourite NHL team is?

>>150641060 (OP)
RIP legend. That bullseye mask was such a cool look. When I was a kid, I remember going to the Hall of Fame and getting my picture taken with his statue, in his signature pose. I tried to lean on my stick in the same way during a game but I was never tall enough lol.

>>150647427
shame about being a liberal cuck

>>150647463
I think we can skip the /pol/fagging when paying tribute to a legend.

>>150647469
I already did like 4 threads bag 7 cups 6 vezinas

twin peaks maxing again

didn't ask you fucking monkey

Dianne this anon is worked

strange brew was plausible albeit unlikely

F L A M E S
L
A
M
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>>150647587
R U L E
U
L
E

changed up my marner cycles so I fit in two at work every day now instead of just one. more money in my pocket

im strong. im a strong man.

i don't schedule my marners

listening to the same songs I've listened to since I was 11 means I rule

>>150647749
then what do you schedule my lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puGOeK6Cl1E

Kino has been uploaded

yack YIKEL more like

yeth YARVIS more like

>>150647860
Clark---> shit
Sundin---> shit
Potvin---> shit
Laffs D---> ultrashit

Laffs forever

>pg 3 on a saturday night
dead general
dead sport

the pingus goes into the angus

i was almost named angus

Reinstatement. Apologies.

Right now.

>>150648609
>/hoc/ chads out socializing with babes
or
>/hoc/ chads going to bed early to maximize gains

>>150648004
wtf marner to canes???

sharter fart

sean higgins was just out for a cruise having a couple roadies, didn't expect there to be any faggot cyclists hogging the road (road as in a public street for cars not a bike path)

church today