Thread 150641232

Michigan can't score

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>phantom benuldy

lol

coach primate

>>150641232 (OP)
not so fast chokie

>>150641247
this was never funny

Why is every penalty against the SEC this year? I can’t be the only one noticing this

Mai waifu Ayumu's Trojies!

War Eagle woo

Wasn’t holding.

All the southern nerd school should get their own conference and stop dragging down the rest of their conferences

RAH

Anybody want some jalapeño poppers?

yeah i'm thinking fuck these refs

Michigan really just gonna run it up the middle every play

>WR beats DB on a route easily, has 4 steps on him
>QB throws the ball 30 feet over the WRs head
>DB shucks and jives, gives the thumbs down, does the seat belt lock celebration

>these refs

come on

>>150641265
Nope. Ryan Day has been on a mad tear since the loss.

yotsugi says rape and murder billy napier!

>>150641275
take that back

Congratulations USF!

>>150641280
Many such cases

>>150641274
they look too much like isopods

>>150641274
truck yeah, thanks anon!

>>150641259
That’s kind of the joke

>>150641307
>>150641309
ayo, what the FUCK?!

>>150641274
so good

Anyone else see that Nebraska volleyball players nips thru the white shirt? Wowwwweee

>>150641303
doll feet make these threads very difficult

Bring back mel tugger

>>150641312
Those are just jalapeno poppers before you put them in the oven

>>150641303
Why is there a gap in her stockings between her big toe and second toe? Does it have individual toes? Gross

>>150641280
>pre-snap whole team stands up and takes 4 looks at the sideline
>no movement
>one stomp
>snap and quick wr screen
>only 1 other wr on that side of the field and he misses the block
>7 yard loss

I thought my Trojies were going to get better on defense when they fired Grinch, but then they hired a #000000 defensive coordinator.

>>150641265
>no chip kelly to call a stupid game
>michigan run game looks pedestrian
eh. maybe not this year

>>150641344
grim, it's like Riley does it on purpose

>>150641339
yeah haha imagine how sweaty and stuffy each individual toe would get that's so gross
go San Diego State btw

>>150641344
do they still have that DC they hired away from UCLA?

>>150641339
Artistic license

i hate UM after this game
all the calls because they paid a griod 10 mill to have 50 yards and be the next thing

>>150641339
Because it's AI and that's a common mistake AI makes, and because the genner was too lazy to fix it by inpainting.

Give me one good reason why this shit should be allowed? Ranked schools spending half their season BTFOing literal who’s is not impressive and shouldn’t count for bowl eligibility.

god michigan's run game is atrocious

>>150641343
>whole team stands up and takes 4 looks at the sideline
I hate this so much and it's beyond prevalent at the high school level these days

could you imagine making love to a woman like this?

>>150641303
>>150641362
Wait actually now that I look at the eyes I don't actually think it's AI.
I think the artist is just retarded.

>>150641330
Yes

>>150641366
The only good reason for it is it pays for small schools football programs.

so florida lost

>>150641377
This is a christian board you sicko

>>150641361
>sharty hires black coach
>after lucking into a bunch of nfl players is shit
>michigan proceeds to repeat the process
KEK
Michigan needs her now!

>>150641377
Why is this lady's period blood white?

>>150641358
Yeah.

Niner bros... the refs are hosting us against the tarholes...

>>150641331
>>150641339
better?

holy fucking rigged

>>150641397
She drank too much milk

>>150641397
she's albino

>it was a block
In reality was a stranglehold
>no penalty
what the absolute fuck

>college kickers
>mishitgan

Michigan kickers lmao

>>150641232 (OP)
so true kek

Im gooning to tswift

>>150641407
Actually horrifying disfigured, do AI fags really look at this and think it's good?

>>150641320
playoff appearance incoming, Nebraska is bake

HAHAHA NO POINTS FAGGOT

Time for the image

LMAO DESERVED MISS

>>150641366
Pedo State plays two good teams all year
(Michigan State/Indiana/Nebraska have potential but come on)

>>150641377
i have and, god willing, will do so again.

COLLEGE FUCKING KICKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

Michigan brothers keepin it real on the sidelines

>>150641377
i was gonna lose my virginity to an absolute slampig last month but i couldn't get hard even though i would absolutely impregnate her
i think i might be gay

lmao chimpout on the michigan sideline

>collegiate kicker.
>job is to collegiately kick.
>miss.

>>150641405
hosing us*

>Michigan "players" chimping out on the sidelines after the play
Classic

KARMA
FAGGOT UM BITCH ASS DORKS

lmao are they fighting each other on the sideline?

>>150641417
I felt it in my bones he was missing it as soon as fowler said its a chip shot and other hype up shit lmao

noooooooooo zvada

refs absolutely seething they didn't get on the board there

>interception
>do nothing
>reffies hand you a drive
>still do nothing

holy moly this team stinks

Historic day for CFB chimpouts

>>150641437
If any other these teams are ranked when they play PSU will lose.

GOONER BOOMER

>>150641431
That's not AI, you can tell from the eyes.

>>150641431
artist is na-suke anon i'd post his pixiv if mods allowed it
AI wasn't that good in 2023 either

imagine a woman like this..

>>150641444
dropping cream pies in college was so exciting. Living on the absolute edge.

>college punters
11 yard punt in the Nebraska game

>>150641461
>pay a 17 year 10 mil

>reffies now betraying michigan bc they choked that last drive

sad

>>150641444
ED is common in those with internet porn addictions. ED is frighteningly common in young men these days.
You're not gay. You just fap too much to porn. Many such cases. Sad!

>>150641468
Big Game James finna lose two more top 5 matchups and still go to the playoffs

Ninjachads still winning

Upright magic activated

>>150641392
Michigan could have dumped him with the cheating scandal.

>>150641407
I'm TRYING to watch this mediocre Michigan-Oklahoma game, stop it

So can USF now claim the horns up hand gesture from UT?

>>150641432
Kino

>>150641490
ED isn't real you just need to find a hole you really really really enjoy fucking otherwise it's boring

>army
kek nice

does UM have SEC tier defense?

>>150641515
what does that even mean

>>150641494
michigan loves niggers, michigan voters had to vote on a prop to stop michigan from using race based admissions, they were letting niggers in with 2.5 gpa while white michiganders need a 3.9(you can't get over 4.0 in michigan)

>>150641517
it means good but not great. a tier below tOSU.

>>150641273
>27.9%
of UMTC undergraduates identify as LGBTQIA+

>Hokies up by 10
LETS GO

>>150641517
S tier defense for most teams?
giganiggas on the DL
good LB, CB, etc

>>150641490
i hadn't fapped in two weeks when we fucked and my dick was practically ripping through my shorts when we were making out
i definitely dont have ED i get hard every night just thinking about her

ayo

>>150641517
SEC tier means not very good

>>150641505
why is this giving uncanny valley vibes. It's like they are white but also not white and its making me uneasy. something is off about their legs as well.

>>150641474
>AI cum

>>150641533
>college-aged girls make out with their friends
This has been happening since the dawn of time

>>150641554
woman sit in the sun all day for the chance to land a black man

>>150641544
Sex is 90% mental, 5% fucking and 5% gay pillow talk

>>150641554
>uncanny valley vibes

>>150641517
sissy effeminate defense

>>150641532
idk, small sample size so far but they certainly haven't looked elite this year

>>150641563
travis hunter looking mf

>>150641544
Were you using a condom when you attempted sex?
Condoms always make me soft. I can't fuck with a condom. Fuck condoms. I fucking hate them. You can't feel fucking shit. I'd rather fap than fuck with a condom. I'd rather electrocute my own testicles than fuck with a condom.

>>150641563
What a great leader lol

>>150641563
>nigger head coach
>nigger qb
it was inevitable

>>150641565
>he doesn't do nipple play with his GF

>>150641574
>3.5 points per game isn't elite
kek ok

dear jesus,

please let it be 14-0 at half.

what's with all the racism here??

BASED PISS STATE

illies

What was with Bama pooching their kickoffs the whole first quarter?

>>150641600
Where have you been, nigger?

>>150641593
i was talking about michigan doofus
OSU is probably top 3 defense this year

>>150641484
Akron has done worse before lol

>>150641600
this is tame compared to twitter

>>150641606
pooch this bussy

>>150641600
>Is on 4chan
>complaining about racism
Not very bright, are you?

>>150641580
Every zoomer and younger has a really wide head and or a huge gap from the lip to the nose. It is wild they all look like the aliens from the I'm blue music video or jim carrey's grinch.

>>150641600
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>150641611
>black punters

>>150641611
Kek

>>150641600
t. Brownoid

bitchigan

wolverinesisters.. this isnt looking good

the shanty town of michigan

TD MATEER

>>150641583
no i couldn't even get hard when she was sucking me off

>>150641600
Nazi chud website

>>150641610
OSU defense has not been tested yet

Fuck Arch, this dude should be the fucking next NFL Prototype

>>150641634
>Bitch Chicken

>>150641642
Maybe have your T levels tested bro.
Low-T is very common in young people these days.

jews, chinese, and blacks west of detroit SEETHING right now

Michigan will not score once this game

>>150641654
I’m using that now

Should USF be number 1? They have the best resume so far.

Calling it now meatchicken is going 8-4 but will be very fraudulent

>>150641563
what happened? Haynes fumble or something?

MY SOONERS :)

When will Seven Nation Army finally stop being a sports chant? Completely ruined the song.

>>150641600
We judge based on the content of their character.

>bryce overpaid
>cheatagain
>shitagain

>>150641660
:)

my sooners would bootyblast the gayturds

>>150641642
take the twinkpill, anon. it's time.

>>150641671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI

>>150641600
Don't let these hea fellas hoyt yo feelins boy, errrrr, fren. Come on ova hea and tell Uncle Buck all bout it

>>150641661
USF HAS 2 RANKED WINS.

GOONER SOONER LETS GOOOO

>>150641671
It’s more of a sports chant than an actual song.

How bad will the gator gaping become this season?

>>150641690
>Blowsie Shart
>a ranked team

>>150641661
This. Is your team 2-0 this year vs. ranked teams? Didn’t think so.

>>150641661
When they beat Miami next week, there's really no reason for them not to.

always trust my sooners

The absolute state of AZ State

>>150641690
RANK EM

Bros I made the cheer team!

>>150641694
LOOKS LIKE (gator)MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

Wolverine bros, this isn't over
Just gotta get our Defense organized a little bit better and give QB1 some confidence.
We will win!

ASU finally has double-digit passing yards

>>150641694
about to lose 3 of the next 4 at best

>>150641600
I have a dream that /cfb/ will judge posters not by the content of their character, but on the color of their skin. I have a DREAM today.

uhhhh... Nico bros?
i'm not feeling so good about our boy's portal decision.

>>150641694
2-10

>>150641715
just two more $10 million NIL deals

I'm going to need you boys to post with more effort. You boys are slacking off with the shit games. Have to stay focused.

USF should be ranked in the top 15 come next week.

i thought cowbells were banned

im an ou fan and booger is a fucking retard
they cant throw the ball

>UCLA down 17 to UNLV
lmao, they paid an absurd amount of money for that meme Tennesee QB and got worse

black coaches, not even once

>>150641721
/mlb/ already does this

>>150641733
they've been banned for 30 years

Can someone please go back to the first quarter of the Nebraska game where they did the volleyball player interview in a white shirt with her scrumptious nipples. I need something to wank to

>>150641694
2-10

>>150641722
>nicok imaleavin

>>150641722
>an fcs school has scored more pints on UNLV than POOCLA

UCLA gonna go 0-12

Very cynical of me I know, but if you have one of those hats where the name of the team is upside down and backwards, I assume you're a huge douche.

>>150641655
i'm covered in body hair have chest acne and anger issues and overhead press 140lbs i dont think im low T
>>150641686
um... do you mean fuck a twink or be a twink

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEARS

>>150641729
>coach lunchables

>>150641729
>>150641747

>MSST managed two penalties on a hail mary
you know how bad you gotta fuck up to get flagged on a hail mary?

>>150641733
It's dey culcha

>>150641754
Isn't that just a meme for doing keg stands?

>>150641755
>I-i'm not a low T twink I'm hairy and have acne
put on the socks, anime boi

>>150641755
lol yikes

>>150641771
DPI would be pretty common, I would think

>>150641699
it wouldn't be shocking if they did desu. byrum brown has pavia moxie, he doesn't gaf, he didn't last year either

>can't hit a QB
>can't play if the opponent knocks your helmet off
Holy shit College is worse than divvegeass lmao

i think we should all say a prayer for the kansas state anon

>>150641733
only during actual game play. you can hear it die down during the play then starts back up again as soon as the play is over

>>150641755
Acne and low T are not mutually exclusive.

>LSPoo has only scored 10 against Louisiana Kek at halftime
BK bros...

>>150641753
I thought there wasn't a worse ending for a pineapple qb like DJ ukulele, yet here we are

>>150641755
I can bench 2 plates and was diagnosed with low T. got on fertility meds and my gains exploded(trying to have a baby)

>>150641758
thought you were ott merchants but he hasnt done shit at ou

>>150641749
>>150641725
What’s the other possible win?

>Florida Gayturds

Lmao I wish I had watched this game.

>>150641694
unironically i think we win at least 2 top 10 matchups just because our football and basketball teams can only play from behind
and because if we go 2-10 i will fucking hang myself

>>150641793
Do they have all their starters in?

>vandy getting gaped by VT
nooooo not my pavies:(

>>150641793
they will be exposed again this year at some point
Clempus is not a good team

>>150641803
bro our QB's suck ass, dont tell me you actually fell for the Mcafee shilling

how does Michigan win this game?

UCLA is fucking hideous

>>150641806
>cowbell state or kan'tucky
maybe ole piss

>>150641823
all Oklahomo's starters get violently ill at halftime

>>150641782
refs swallow their whistles for all but the most egregious DPIs. You'd have to hold a receiver's arms behind his back and have the ball hit him in the chest

>>150641823
Simple, they don't.

>>150641799
how is this possible were you just fat as shit?

>>150641823
oh sweaty..

>>150641766
>completely destroyed his legacy in less than 5 years
Tom Brady fucking won

>>150641743
Deshawn Foster was a mid Running Back for the Carolina Panthers back in the day. Idk why UCLA hired him, do they not have anyone else that's a Bruin?

>>150641806
Miss. st. (maybe)

>>150641837
Question.

I benched 2 plates, actually 230 for one rep last week. Can I say I can bench 2 plates. Or is this reserved for when I can do 8 repa

>>150641841
nigga he destroyed his legacy for like 2 years after tom left

he had that..

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>150641823
they don't

Are Michigan fans happy about having a nigger quarterback?

>>150641841
he won in 2020, it was clear then. everything after that has been a humiliation ritual

>>150641837
I think plastics being fucking ubiquitous are likely responsible for the low T epidemic.

If I go to a Test Clinic and my T is normal, will they not give me any T? I need more gains and want rock hard boners.

>>150641816
>Do they have all their starters in?
Does it matter?

>>150641818
I could see LSU lose to a multiple of Ole Piss, SCAR, Texas 8&4, Bama, & Blowklahoma

>>150641826
honestly imagine being Nico.
contender for JUST of the year

Meatchicken getting punched in the mouth, Oklahoma is far more physical right now.

>>150641853
low T question
High T Chads know you brag about whatever your 1 rep max is, plus a little extra

thoughts on Shane Gillis?

i believe in vandy

>>150641879
>the lacerator of *checks notes* Lousisiana monroe

Been a good morning for me so far. Oklahoma is mediocre at best this year.

Kek that little girl crying at KS State

>>150641853
You're fine. Most men can't throw up 135 for more than 1 rep.

>>150641888
indifferent

Honestly expected more from Michigan. Look for them to come out and make a statement in the second half. Maybe not a comeback but at least a solid drive with the ball to start.
/halftime/ dinnertime bros, lets see what we’re eating.
Went with taters, ground beef, lacinato kale, anaheim chiles, and some onions tonight.

>>150641694
It is honestly very possible to lose out with that schedule especially when they lose the next 2 most likely and start to have players sit out "injured" to transfer for nil money next season

>>150641886
they get their best player back after half and ball with a $10 million QB

>>150641878
Just get a Viagra/Cialis prescription. It's a little embarrassing, but not as much as going limp in the bedroom.

>>150641896
have you checked on your gators yet?

>>150641896
how ya doin buddy

>>150641837
no I had cancer as a kid, my nuts are likely fried from chemo and I'm infertile but there is still a chance.

>>150641866
they fucking better be considering how much they paid for him

They're still showing ads for the US Open tennis thing. I swear it's been going on for a month non

>>150641878
If you want rock hard boners just go with cialis bro. TRY is a life long decision not to be taken lightly

>>150641899
>playing army
kek

>>150641895
Better than Arch vs...*checks notes* San Jose St

>>150641888
>eagles fan
>sometimes wears a Bills hat
I'm all for rooting mildly for teams outside of your conference but buying their merch?

>>150641927
this

its a wonderful drug

>>150641853
if i point a gun at you you can probably bench 2pl8 so sure
>>150641874
yeah but low T men can't bench 2pl8 unless they weigh 300lbs
>>150641778
programmer socks are for porn addict troons. i show my bare hairy legs when i cosplay anime girls because im not a coward

why did they start billy boy with a TCU matchup instead of this charlotte "game"?

>>150641855
belishart's antics with his gf recently have honestly hurt his legacy worse than getting BTFO in the NFL. Most already knew he was a fraud coach after he blew the SB versus the Eagles due to his ego. But this recent BS with his gf makes it clear that even his "muh Patriot way" team discipline shit was also driven by Brady. He has nothing to fall back on

>>150641920
ummmm

>>150641917
Doing great, braced for disappointment this year, but the Sooners have delivered pretty decent gains.

>>150641915
Yes...ha ha ha...YES!

>>150641927
Risks of cialis if I already have a hard wiener? I just want to rock my wife’s puss on our anniversary. I want to hurt her

>>150641755
>um... do you mean fuck a twink or be a twink
the choice is yours

>>150641888
Shane Gillis is propped up to get white guys back into society. They went to hard with the blm and gay shit and need goys to be cogs again so they propped up a fat retard loser who is non threating to jews agenda to make the low iq goys to say omg bud light and joining the army is based again

Everyone talks about Arch Manning of the Manning football family. What about USF kick Nico Gramatica of the Gramatica Football family?
https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/5149075/nico-gramatica

>>150641853
you are in the top 1% if you can 3x6 225

SACKED

>>150641905
everybody needs to chill on miami it's not clear if they're frauddy or not. if they get to louisville undefeated maybe but even then they get sloppy against shitty competition late in the season every year. they are beatable and golesh can absolutely fuck them up next week.

>>150641933
the bar for bama football just keeps getting lower and lower kek.
how low can it possibly go?

>>150641918
well that makes sense
were you a make a wish kid?

>>150641933
who do you think is congratulating texas for beating SJ st?

>>150641941
fuck off mass replier

>>150641927
what if im 40?

None of the military teams are good this season

How long til Stanford, Cal and UCLA go back to the PAC and accept they're G6 shitters?

why was ass state ranked 12th?

>>150641979
Mr Gundy, you are not 40 anymore

This "single mom of 3 is TOTALLY a genius detective" is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen on TV.

will michigan do anything in the second half

>>150641982
hoss

why not just get hard normally
taoist sexual practice has improved my ability to do so, give it a shot instead of adding more to your daily assortment of pills

>>150641961
I can’t do this. I can only put up 230 for 1 rep.

Can you gigachads get me to 3x6? Do I keep trying to increase my 1RM. Or should I work down at like 200 for repas

>>150641993
yeah, they'll go 3-and-out a lot

>>150641987
Soon as we institute a promotion relegation pyramid and start relegating the trash and promoting the talent

Dante Moore on Mike Gundy:

“When you attack our head coach, it's like you're attacking my dad. You're attacking a family member."

“We were gonna keep the foot on the neck and make sure we score these points and try to break the scoreboard."

>>150641987
I hope Cal goes back, I love my 12

>>150641992
especially whe she sweet dee

>>150641974
>replying to three people who replied to you is mass replying
kill yourself
>>150641949
wtf have you always been a sooners fan?

niners pls...

>>150641996
I do. I just want my cock to feel like it's going to pop out of its skin. I'm talking diamonds.

>>150642003
go back to europe, heinz

When is Booger finally going to genocide all of the refs

>>150641950
Works for me. I take it for blood pressure, never had any boner problems. But with cialis just a hug with a pretty girl gets me diamonds lol like middle school

3 insane blowouts
just waiting for the algos to fuck up and give me +80.5 points

Did anyone else see that video? Fucking insane.

>>150642012
he's still keeps on going. he's still lonely.

GO GATA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

>>150641968
it was kind of before that. I was in a research study, the other child died in the study at age 20.

>>150642045
relaxed
even a retard getting on that bus doesnt sit in front of that nog

>>150642035
y'all really can't articulate a single intelligent counter argument besides "muh historic rivalries"
That's it?
We're getting promotion relegation pyramids before the Trump administration ends if so.

>>150642057
KWAB

>>150641992
Isn't it supposed to be funny? At least to stay at home moms and empty nesters?

Is LSU sleepwalking through the La Tech game? Whats with the lack of scoring?

>>150642063
>y'all

>>150642075
second purson plural, retard

>>150642012
Life was good in the Stoops era, been miserable these past few years

>>150642078
sovl

>>150642065
brebare ur angus

>>150641992
caught my wife watching it, rolled my eyes and went back to the computer to watch anime

Recruiting rankings should be 0-10 stars. Makes a lot more sense.

>>150642073
spoiler: they just aren't that good

>>150642065
get a bottle of wine and wear a condom

>>150642065
people like you are ruining our society. you need to shame that boy into being straight and going to church.

>>150642080
OU fan here
fuck every stoops

faggot got 1 in 2000 and cost us 2 with nepotism

>>150642078
kino

>>150641993
no way mishitgan

>>150642065
go for it, anon.

>3 70+ point games
>6 60+ point games
Power 5s playing mid majors has to stop.

>>150642065
i posted this earlier to make fun of usf fans but this game broke my spirit so badly i would unironically rather fuck the 5/10 twink who drove this car than sit here and think about how badly i want to kill bolly napier

Holly Rowe cannot get it

brap hog alert

>>150642113
Promotion relegation pyramid system fixes this btw

>>150642113
I'll say it again
who the FUCK allowed all the t25 teams to schedule their cupcake games on the same week?

Cialis? Nah, my pud is showing mad vein because I'm looking at Holly Rowe youtubes.

>>150642000
checked. idk, I could 3x6 back in june my chest day was nothing special but I did have to push bc I had no spotter.
bench, upright row, incline dumbells, lawn mowers, chest flys was my chest/back workout day. close grip on tricep day.

Is temple a trap game for OU?

LAND DRAGON

Soonersisters, we got too cocky

>>150642113
The first half of the CFB season is always like this

That LSU win is looking less and less impressive. My Tigies :(

>choklahoma gooners
kek

CHOKELAHOMA
CHOKELAHOMA

Someone explain to me how this is not a fucking catch. I don't give a fuck that we got manhandled upfront against Ohio. If this isn't indisputable video evidence then nothing is and there's no point in even having replay.

uh oh, michigan learned to run

>>150642130
or better yet, swiss style tournament all season long.

AUBURRRRRN
WAR EAGLE WOO

I FUCKING CALLED IT

>>150642153
no football move, BUB

>>150642153
Going to need a webm

LAND FUCKING DRAGON, BITCHES

BC sharty actually a good game

The fact that none of the P5 California schools (other than USC) seem to care about football is just a tragedy

People need to start apologizing to me. Nebraska is back.

I'm still laughing at Florida.

>>150642153
did he bobble it?

that OU safety shit the bed

>>150642065
cum in his ass after you frot

...

We love our land dragons, don't we folks?

Cute black girl on the Michigan sideline

>>150642137
hearing Temple and seeing Temple on my twitter reminds me that WVU lost to Temple at home in the first year of RichRod's career coaching at WVU

and also with over 70 new players on the team

But to answer your question it could be yes

bros why aren't you buying patriot power?

>>150642171
one of those teams will be ranked in November

>>150642153
god there was a catch last week, I cant remember the game, but the receiver caught the ball, ran right through the end zone and out of bounds, THEN dropped the ball, and the refs reviewed it and declared it incomplete

>>150642173
the annihilators of akron

Vandy back in it

>>150642161

called what?

>>150642153
Because part of his leg is touching the white. You can't just lay sideways out of bounds and just have your feet in play and catch a ball. So obv this is also oob

Dumbass gooner fans doing “horns down” in the stands. lol my longhorns are so fucking rent free. You are my personal toilet gooner faggots

>>150642173
Why would anyone apologize to a dumb fuck living in flyover land?

>Frost vs belishart next week
kino

>>150642196
crazy that this wasn't AI

I'm on the semen retention meme. I'm on like day 50 and even the faint scent of a woman at the gym gets my cock hard.

>>150642206
that was LSU

the team is now in control by a nigger coach and qb

>>150642209
>>150641904

>>150642206
lsu clempson?

Holy fucking shit they fired Napier

>>150642206
i think that was the LSU vs Clempus game

>>150642207
Raoila looks fucking amazing. The running game is hitting. Like 6 one handed catches by Nebraska receivers. Great punt return game. Defense has a safety and the d line looks better.

It is time you start apologizing to me for memeing me for 2 decades

>>150642234
Gabu feet.

>>150642228
>>150642237
>>150642240
yes, thank you(Im drunk)

>>150642243
akron

soonersister's i'm getting a little nervous

>>150642249
Michigan is playing

>>150642215
I don’t live in Nebraska. I am from there.

T. 300k a year chad 6’1
Blow me

>>150642238
link??????
i will fucking cum and post it if this is true

>>150641904
Looks good. Maybe get some color on the onions by cooking them hotter next time.

The return of Chokelahoma

>>150642249
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/84755707/#84755745
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/74846577/#74846612

>>150642261
>from Nebraska
>wants another dude to blow him

Destiny?

>>150642220
It's a talent he unironically has.

>>150642226
I was on day 30 and went on a cruise and fucked a jewess 20 years my senior and blew my massive nut in her.
I walked up to her in the casino and asked her if she wanted to come to my room, I was so fucking horny and when you're that horny you can feel the subtle cues femoids give they are dtf you.

>>150642238
i just googled him to confirm this and found this lol

>>150642238
Pics or it didn't happen

>>150642249
I'll fuck off when the game is over dont worry

>>150642268
The nutritional content of vegetables is negatively impacted by heating excessively.
I added them too early but didn't feel like chopping them separately so I just added all the veggies together at the same time.
Stop falling for the "taste" meme like a woman or a child and take the health pill

>>150642045
Link

Holy shit wikipedia for Napier

kwab

if michigan gets a TD here ill post my penis and say the hard R and never post again

Yeah, this is the Oklahoma we have at home

>>150642283
forgot /cfb/ meat rides this pedo

>>150642261
>blow me
nah I only fuck and suck big dick faggots, you qualify for the faggot part but not the big, girth doesn't count

>>150642302
>single handily

>>150642249
>on tranime board
>complains about tranime posters
have you considered reddit?

>>150642309
Please let Michigan score a tuddy

>>150642243
Akron would honestly lose to most good fcs teams. They regularly get beat by 50 in mac conf games.

>>150642286
>>150642302
>>150642306

stream I'm watching happens to be TSN
leafs why do you guys have so many laxative commercials

>>150642322
Girth absolutely counts. Ask my wife

T. 5 inch coke can

>>150642302
>a American
>single handily
Gators fans deserve this bum

>>150641432
As a proud son of Mother Ohio who now resides in Omaha, I hope you guys do get in soon and I hope The Ohio States shows your state what an elite program looks like.

>>150642302
*handedly

>>150642321
>tds
yikes

thread's feeling very homoerotic tonight
has there ever been a /cfb/ hookup? Tonight might be the first

>>150642296
Take the soup pill

Vegetables was too happy going into the half and speaking way to positive. That's a situation where you frown and say you like where you're at but have to clean up a lot.

Dude this moneyline is a gift, Michigan is about to win this game better than 25% chance.

He doesn’t look like a $12 million QB.

>>150642348
yeah I took the soup pill.
Shit takes too long to cook ever since I took the gainfully employed pill
Maybe some day anon

>>150642348
>take the puke pill
ftfy

>>150642348
Recipe? This look good

>>150642348
are you 80 years old?

>>150642327
For me, it's the white guy running autistically with the bag behind the jolly fat black guy.

Who is it for you?

Well I wish I was an Oklahoma homo
Sucking dick the old fashioned cowboy way
Yes I wish I was an Oklahoma homo
Riding bulls and bears bareback all day

based pavia is gonna take the lead

>miss deep ball
>immediately go back to screen faggotry

soft ass team

>>150642358
>throw shit in crockpot
>set to low
>plug in outlet timer to shut off at 8 hours
>go to work
>???
>profit

>>150642348
only thing i don't like about soup is you have to load it with sodium to get any flavor

>>150642322
bit gay if i'm being honest

>tunnel screen
what does that even mean?

>>150642358
30 minutes for a week of lunches. Take the giant instant pot pill.
5 pounds of ham
1 cabbage
dozen carrots
some tomaters

>>150642296
Alright faggot, your tepid slop looks unappealing. Get some Maillard reaction going so it doesn’t look like you just boiled it all.

>>150642328
dan mullen would never have lost us this game
UF is unironically so fucked. we had a liberal faggot who cared nothing about football as a president who hired our athletic director from MISSISSIPPI FUCKING STATE, and we were GOING to hire michigan's former president from when they won a natty
except the FUCKING KIKES IN OUR BOARD OF GOVERNORS VETOED HIS HIRING BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LOVE ISRAEL ENOUGH SO NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH BILLY NAPIER AND SCOTT STRIKLIN FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>150642390

I never feel full with it

>>150642399
>eating nightshades
LMAO

huh maybe Alabama should actually be top 15 again. It isn't that they're good, its just everyone else just fucking sucks worse than they do. I'd take Alabama over LSU and Clemson with the way those 2 look today.

>>150642358
That's because you make a big pot of it which takes a bit and then all you have to do is reheat it until it's gone. Soups and casseroles are the best lazy single guy food

i made brownies for the tailgate tomorrow and they smell so fucking good i want to eat them but can't.

>>150642327
not the 2 players kissing on field?

i was told underwood was the second coming of christ why is he missing wide open passes even worse than arch

>fielded by sataynia
aint no way

OU defense is elite
cant buy or transfer a decent OL after having 10 different combos last year
Ott is a faggot that cant create

>>150642210
Are you fucking blind, his leg is above the sideline

>>150642368
Eating like an 80 year old can be based though.

t. remember going to Luby's Cafeteria with my grandmom

recycle
>>150641236
>>150641236
>>150641236

Nice punt, Michigan

>>150642368
Soup is kino if it’s made with real stock and you have some good bread with it.

>>150642434
looks like a trashcan, anon

>>150642414
and you deserve it all. enjoy.

>>150642381
I don't use lids
If you pay attention you'll notice that bacertia develop inside the rim of the lid where the glass connects to the plastic rim. There is no way to clean inside of that shit
>>150642399
I have a 3 Cubic Foot fridge because I live in a major city ghetto shoebox
>>150642400
>looks unappealing
Only women and children care about the way their food looks. Be a man and stop sapping the nutritional content of your vegetables by scalding them. Red onions should be eaten raw, I fucked up by adding them too EARLY
>>150642424
I also don't own a microwave. Not that I care if I had space for "leftovers" I would just eat them cold because, again, only women and children should care about the "taste" of their food.

>>150642399
Cheap and good!

>>150642398
It's screen coming back inside. The opposite of a bubble screen which is going outside.

WHY WOULD YOU BUY COMMERCIAL SLOTS FOR 9:48 PM SATURDAY TIMESLOTS YOU SOUTHERN BAPTIST RETARDS

>>150642459
Oh, you’re autistic.

>>150642493
>4chan.org

So close to intercepting that

>>150642365
1 cabbage
5 pounds of ham
1 onion
12 carrots
1/4 cup vinegar
28 oz diced tomatoes
28oz crushed tomatoes
32 oz beef broth
tablespoon salt
teaspoon pepper
tablespoon italian herbs
teaspoon minced garlic

thats for 8 quarts, need the big instant pot to make that amount.

GO OKLAHOMO

>>150642419
t. doesn't eat pizza or anything spicy or is a hypocrite

>>150642521
Nice, almost like a minestrone. Throwing some pasta in there would make it super hearty

>>150642398
>Backside linemen go downfield
>Playside linemen stretch down the LOS
>WR slants inside receiving the pass in a "tunnel" of blockers

This new era of Michigan being bad should be interesting

>>150642725
Why are they bad?

>>150642428
Believe it!

>>150642762
Because they're losing

No way Michigan recovered that kek

Eastern Michigan just lost to Long Island University lmao

>>150642989
STRONG ISLAND STAND UP

KNIGHT KNIGHT

>>150642725
how shit will they have to go for osu to win the game