Thread 150646342

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
205

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
216 (215 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 309 (+25)
NOR: 275 (+0)
VER: 205 (+18)
RUS: 184 (+12)
LEC: 151 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 584 (+25)
Ferrari: 260 (+0)
Mercedes: 248 (+12)
Red Bull RBPT: 214 (+20)
Williams Mercedes: 80 (+10)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 900.63 (+90.20)
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TSU: 841.53 (+57.14)

>News
F3 race: 08:10 CEST
F2 race: 09:45 CEST
F1 race: 15:00 CEST
Quali: AMX (1:18.792), NOR (+0.077), PIA (+0.090)
LEC HAM RUS ANT BOR ALO TSU

SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED

MAX MAX MAX
TODAYS THE DAY

I thought Italian women were meant to be beautiful?

again, whats the angriest you've been watching f1?

Threadly reminder to F1TV users to make sure you leave the stream on for the full length of the pre race , GP and post race .
Also avoid watching highlights or race in 30s unless on illegal streams or torrents.

They can't take away full length GPs if we don't give them any data that backs up their claims

>>150646347
Ugly fat bitch

lol shitters everywhere

>>150646387
k

>>150646382
I'll just stick to watching a tiktok of each lap

>>150646382
I never watch the post race, as soon the race ends I turn my computer off and go to bed
I think I watched the Japan one this year but that's it, I didn't even hang around for Hulkenberg

>>150646427
this.
i open up reddit as soon as the race is over for the memes but thats it

>>150646382
the post race is for teenagers and homosexuals, i'm only here for the wroooms

>UGO
kwab

UWUGO

>laps: 7
>SC deployments: 3

Peak FShitter

I didn't even know the Fshitters had started
I missed four DNFs

nu f1 could never

The future of F1

>>150646427
>>150646435
You don't actually have to watch the stream but leaving it on will increase view length per viewer for the main GP

>>150646522
i don't pay for F1TV btw, the local sports channel streams all races for free

kino

sovl

Is Louis Sharp kill? He's been in the pit for over a minute

>>150646554
he's waiting for all the shitters to kill each other on the track

sheiiiiiiiit

none of these kids know how to drive

>>150646520
>Oh, hey there

>>150646574
CAM P30 >>> P6
maybe this guy does?

put fat tyres and a v10 motor in these cars

insane save right there

>>150646596
even better if you don't put fat tires on them

grande campos

even these shitters put on a way better race and show than current F1 ever could

>>150646617
fat tyres are aesthetic so they are required

>>150646670
current f1 tires are too wide

>F2 race in 30 bings
>F2 race in 30 bings
>F2 race in 30 bings
>F2 race in 30 bings

HxH is the GOAT according to Hadjar

>>150646707
yes and helmet is +20% wider and driver is +20% wider

>>150646713
What should we get for the race magyaranon?

>>150646707
we can go much W I D E R still

>>150646732
whats 2? deathnote? is that ryuk and the woman

the Khanate is pleased

>>150646744
breakfast

>>150646732
>hxh
>fma
So that's why he never brings women to the races. He's gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weEexDCFZpI
>if you put the 2020 mercedes here it would go faster, especialy if you put me in

>>150646739
>20%
I've widened to levels you couldn't imagine

>>150646754
Oh my god! I love breakfast!

>>150646777
>dirty ass menu on top of the plate
woman brain

>>150646744
>cartier
nice

>>150646777
>tattoo
argh

>>150646777
nice mouth btw, would have sex with it

>>150646777
$20 soups? I think I'm too poor to exist any longer

Did Dunne get a grid penalty for bullying the other drivers during the sprint or not?

Why was Lewis Hamilton given a five place grid penalty?

>>150646807
for being a black cunt

Two things I love about this picture

>has two of my favourite celebrities
>no wh*te “””””””””people”””””””” in it

>>150646807
ignoring double yellows

>>150646807
for being a washed has-been

>>150646833
He’s not ignoring a yellow in this pic

>>150646819

>>150646845
>>150646819
fat kiwi pig

>>150646845
seems he learned his lesson then

>>150646819
Two things I love about the picture you posted

>has a gook celeb pretending to admire a filthy groid
>the groid is so zesty that he looks uncomforatable touching a woman

>>150646819
that woman is whiter than half the italians in the crowd

dun
dun
dun

DUN DUN DUN (F2 edition)

>>150646367
like you wouldn't fuck her

>>150646381
vettel v hamilton canada 2019

Colton Herta fans? huh?

>>150646748
hnng. fat tires a requirement.

>>150646913
grug is expanding across the world to compete in f2 next year and act as cadillac's reserve driver
he might get an f1 seat with them in 2028 or so

>>150646906
>like you wouldn't fuck her
i would, she's not beautiful tho

>>150646913
right here, ive been a hertaholic for about uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

4 days in a row

>>150646707
How the fuck are current day F1 cars so big?

>dunne at 10 penalty points
This lad is fun

>>150646913
we are real

>>150646930
blame the hormones in the water

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

SAAR?

GIRTHER LET'S GO

too proudy

DO NOT REDEEM

weed man likes to be pushed off

>>150646913
vale ultras dead, grug ultra time is now

>>150646819
i know from 4chan that australians are huge fans of black males

Was Maini KWABing himself really Dunne's fault? Show a replay already

APOLOGIZE TO GIRTHER

what the fornaroli doin

KWABnarolli

>>150646930
Americanized

>>150646930
no refueling

Here comes the big brain play

>>150647007
>cars didn't get shorter in 1994
>cars got longer in 2010

here comes the safety car that ruins goethe's race

TOLD YOU
FUCK YOU DUNCE

and he's dunne

HE'S DUNNE FOR

>>150647023
dunne dunne dunne

YOU DUNNE GOOFED

>>150647023
kek

>>150647023
>>150647031
fuck you

DUN DUN DUN
KWAB KWAB KWAB

>>150646342 (OP)
somehow every time i open a f2 stream, it's always a safety car

>First McLaren dnf of the day
Many more will come today

>>150647040
in that case fuck you too

>Goethe

>>150647040
gypsy jinx

Nearly five minutes since the crash and still no replay

>no I'm OK yet
F

>lindblad
bad weekend for the next verstappens

lindblad forgetting he's not in an online lobby

More like Linbad

remove the jihad terrorist that is lindblad

What if Lindblad was fucking retarded?

oh no
LindKWAB
my apologize for Dun

thats a dt

first but surely not the last act of red bull on mclel violence today

GTFO

KWAB

lmao
>the future of F1

lmao

kwab

what the fuck

>>150647077
why did he do that, is he stupid?

lol what the shit? xd

who will survive
and what will be left of them

ahaha WTF

welcome to F2

KINO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU LINDBLAD

>

>letting a car take the restart with a dead front wing
>green flag the race with a car right before parabolica
SECURITY IS OUR TOP PRIORITY
t. FIA

based

what the actual fuck, i wish they dsq him

Ohohohohoh

100% SHITTERS

I'm feeling pretty good about Lawson retaining his seat for next year

holy shit back to back to back

>>150647067
he's an indian, sir
that's an IQ999 move to mindbreak his opponent

LINBLAD MURDERS EVERYONE

Dr Helmut Marko LL.D., Esq., is not amused.

Lindblad to F1 academy confirmed

posicion para pepe

>>I have an issue with my front brakes.
>has no front wing
LMAO
how retarded is he

f1 26 stats:
AWA: 0

>come home from driving range
>oh neat F2 is on
>turn on to see safety car from a classic formula shitter botched restart
kino

Imagine being named after a Star Wars character

>>150647129
does the driver see the front wing from his seat?

>>150647131
so nobody on their team told him he got no front wing?
shitters

this is what happens when you let a dirty gypsy drive anything else than a žigul

are they sending Lindblad back for maximum lulz?

>>150647129
He can't see the missing wing and due to the safety car couldn't feel the lack of a front wing while he was driving slowly. His team are retarded for not bringing him in or at the very least warning him that his wing is broken

are these abject shitters really the future of our beautiful sport?

HERE COMES THE TAPE

holy fucking kino, formula shitters delivers

TAPE KINO
GRANDE CAMPOS

verstappen, horner and marko are somehow to blame for this, he is their driver

>>150647149
merely a flesh wound

>>150647149
>>150647151
That will buff out

webm of that backward shot please

>>150647136
>>150647146
if he doesn't feel it he's a moron
if the team doesn't tell him they are morons
if the race direction isn't giving him the meatballflag, they are morons.
formula morons

why the fuck don't stewards just dsq him?

kek it keeps happening

and another one

lmao

KWAB

this is the funniest shit I've seen in ages
The race keeps delivering

>

KWAB

apologize

kek

looooool

f2 can't into monza

Pirelli Moment

I love shitter monza

i've seen f1 online lobbies that are cleaner than this shit on monza

esterson or miyata next btw

Caution breeds caution breeds caution
Disgusting really

F1 will be a borefest, isn't it

rofl race

another camera dead F

"respect european racing"
i can't believe herta is going to race in this series

monza always brings out the worst of the shitter series I love it

>>150647184
i want to bone maya

camera dood

>peak clown world F3 race
>peak clown world F2 race
F1 could never

i can't watch this shit anymore

fake wall dood, what nou?

hey, one driver missed the turn, he needss to give pepe the position

Fshitters and Fkino feature races have both been disasters
I think the Porsche race will be even worse
F1 will still be a boring slurper

>>150647211
why? this is funny as hell

>how to brake in a straight line when behind other cars
I guess we'll never know

i bet for one more SC

>>150647217
f1 slurps semen so that the rest can be fun

small juan is shite

AND IT'S ENDING
AND IT'S ENDING
W O W

>>150647216
VAR saves him the podium
trust the plan

digits and we get more safety car KINO

>>150647211
f2 is kino

>>150647211
yeah, look at villagomez, he just decided to not make the turn
thats a penal

>>150647234
:( :(

>>150647240
there's still enough inbred gypsies on track to make it happen, don't worry

just brake earlier dawg

f2 is better than f1 and its not even close

minì

>>150647278
why even live

why did Lindblad's name light back uo

but villagomez skipped that same turn before, why cant pepe do the same now?

>all support races are good
f1 is going to be a slurper

mechachrome'd looms

>>150647217
>F1 will still be a boring slurper
This. What's the bet all 20 cars finish?

>>150647282
fom retardation

>>150647286
meca

>>150647278
I miss this fucker like you wouldnt believe

>>150647288
unlikely, some shitter will bin it

>>150646342 (OP)
Monza Pre-race Thread Edition

>>150647296
I put equal effort into my spelling as they do into their reliability

>>150647307
based cunt

>>150647304
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

suddenly want to watch Tusla King

mecachrome serve cunt

>>150647315
i heard that it was shite

das leiden des jungen girthers
again and again

>sell soul to devil
>finish 10th

poetic lock up for goethe

now they note small juan for the same thing villagomez did...........

marti pushed him off

>>150647330
>>150647335
>>150647336
>>150647338
/f1/ Reads

We're never getting another German driver in F1 again, are we?

smash2pass

lmao what the fuck was that move?

shitter marti

>>150647355
believe in /tram/nitz

>>150647355
It's the price you pay for getting to have the GOAT, no-one will measure up to Him.

>>150647355
maybe tramnitz can be
>20 years old in F3
lol

this worked for luke..

>>150647391
Picrel also worked for Lawson

>>150647391
Crane?

>>150647397
he's a fat guy

>>150647391
what is it with bort and grim photo editing

>>150647397
he's a big driver

>>150647403
his skin color is too ambiguous

Lindblad?

More like LindBAD LMAO.

tsolovbros i hadn't seen but we got second
i wonder what nikola will do next year

>>150647412
that's a lot of hats

>>150647417
with that face, I'm thinking porn

>vicky piria
>hovered around f4/f3 level for 6 years
>3 years of nothing
>sudden comeback in w series
womenbros.. we're not gonna make it, are we?

HE'S HERE

>>150647414
he already turned off ig comments because czechs were roasting the fuck out of him kek

I'm paragay for Paraguay.

>>150647443
i only see a nullity

>>150647414
He won't recover from this savagery

>>150647449
i don't like the prefix para-

>>150647499
lmao @ the french

>>150647502
>french

>>150647509
that includes (you)

>>150647403
My name Bort, I like you, I like racing. Is Nice!

Doing cleaning this morning, then off to supermarket for food. Then I'm going to have my hopes and dreams of a competitive Ferrari performance dashed.

>>150647529
dick out for pre-race fap

>>150646744
>freckles
tell me it's not a man

>>150647529
>he still has hope

Soon!!!!!!!

>>150647550
it is ma'am

>>150646347
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

why didnt voldemort just stab baby harry with a knife

>>150647609
THATS NOT A KNOIFE
THIS IS

>>150647609
didn't have a license for one

Porsche shitters in 5

>>150647609
it doesn't take much to kill a baby lol they're so weak

>>150647609
he was too proudy

>>150647619
took a nap so my body is 100% ready for more shitters and SC deployments

Here's how Sam Shahin can win this:

>>150647620
what does the scouter say about a baby's power level?

>>150647609
Harry has been born in 1980 and at that time stabbings weren't so prominent in UK

I'm always amazed by the WEC highlights.
It's always edited and produced very well.

The F1 highlights are just quickly cobbled together and thrown out.

need some kwab here

>>150647650
F1 highlights are all about the narrative
They take commentary soundbites and work backwards from there

>>150647651
there's literally no way this race finishes without peak kwab content

>>150647650
That's why Max is leaving us for WEC...

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150647650
>WEC highlights
Those sure are popular. Maybe WEC races are too long.

>got to go get into my wage cage and miss the race
See you tonight lads

Massive jumped start there

>t1
>no crash
it's over

aaaaaand
>kwab

SHITTERS

VAN LAAGER

jumping poorsh

jaap van lagen ouwe lul

based

>>150647671
no need to be hasty, fren
there are more than one turns in Monza

L M A O

>>150647667
>24 minutes of le mans

>felbermayr crane pulling out a felbermayr
kino

cute girl steward

>uncharacteristic error
>very experienced
haha

RED FLAG RED FLAG

>that jump start
LOL

first row stalling in unison

>red flag
>red flag
>red flag
btw, does someone have an apu with red flags?

hnnnngggh, would have sex with that worried girl like you wouldn't believe

lewd

>>150647695
yes

>>150647700
gigabased, thank you

new cars next years then
why not have a demolition derby

911 is a terrible name for a car
reminds me of that tragedy

>>150647705
too entertaining

>rolling start
SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP

please nuke whole italy

false starts everywhere

>>150647705
this IS the demolition derby, anon

if you pronounce schouten as shouten you're closer to the actual pronounciation than using shooten

>>150647712
>Lewis will you marry me
no gay marriage in italy

too much racing for me to handle today

shounen jump

>>150647715
maybe that's what i meant
let's hope this race is >>150647708

>>150647712
>charles my grandma loves you, we need an autograph for her please
why not just con your grandmother with an autograph you downloaded online? the boomer won't know the difference

all three cars were from the same team?
kwab

still a false start even with the red flag you ninnies

>jump the start
>no penalty because the red flag erased that start
this is getting manipulated man

>>150646819
i have never seen a picture of an asian woman online without 1 kg of makeup

>>150647737
>they can't be punished as no lap was completed so no race has happened yet
right
bureaucracy
fun

i read manga

>>150647742
What about the ones that are just running multiple ai filters on top of each other?

Why the hell does the Porsche cup have higher billing than F2?

>>150647760
do you pronounce it Porsche or Porsche?

japie just needs more time

clean it up, jannies

>>150647765
Pørßçhë

why are they playing belgian dance music instead of italian dance music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E9Ed9DUQoQ

main screen turn on
it's you

>>150647785
I'm pretty sure all GT3s have TC and ABS

>>150647785
calm down

>race time limited to 30 minutes
>waste 20 minutes under red flag

>>150647809
racing is too dangerous, this is safer

>>150647809
Didn't the Monaco race end after two corners?

>>150647814
they restarted it for two laps

>>150647814
hell yeah
still peak kino+sovl desu

>>150647809
you don't understand, f1 HAS to start in time, there HAVE to be paddock club parade laps
please think of the shareholders.

do I go out to see a fucking McLaren close by or is it not worth it

>rolling start
GAY

AND ITS ENDING
AND ITS ENDING

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO (rolling start edition)

>>150647620
Dingo paws typed this

digits and no more SC for this race

TOTAL
SIGN
DEATH

just skip chicane lol

WOAH WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN SMALLER CARS BRING BETTER RACING WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWW

this would be a fun series if the Porsches weren't so fucking ugly.

that commentator from yurosport is too comfy as a sleeping aird

Trans Rights Are Human Rights

>>150647868
Fuck off, Die.

>>150647868
Yes, trains should be given the right of way. Lest you become an Indian

>>150647868
>>150647873
nice samefag

Everyone cutting corners lmao

MAX WIN SOON

>>150647868
yeah, give us manual trannies to every cars

motogp 94 bing
form1 154 bing

question

>>150647901
>MarquezWinsLol
>NorrisWinsLol

Dont care. WEC is in 7 hours

>>150647906
>NorrisWinsLol
lol, lmao even

lmao

>>150647912
>>150647913
The riggy is here anons....

>>150647906
still gets the pass, because
>WEC
is gigabased

how many bing bing bong bong till race?

guess I am not going to see the McLaren then. saw a video of our prime minister touching it and don't want to risk my luck

>>150647928
don't be retarded
see >>150647901 and >>150646342 (OP)

Total Proton Huber Competition Death

shan't watch F4, F3 or F2 unless there is a hot woman on the grid

>>150647946
>t. retard

I'm back from getting banned for posting an Italian girl and Italy next

>>150647946
there you go, now you can watch

>Another McLaren 1-2 Masterclass incoming
This season is fucking dogshit

Every time the defender moves on the straight or approaching braking, reactively to the overtaker's move, to block him it should be a 10s penalty. This is a far worse offense than anything that happens in the corner itself.

So for example, in the F2 race there should've been 15-20 of these incidents that should've received 10s penalties, and in each F1 race there's 5+ incidents.

>>150647982
>he doesnt believe

>>150647985
honestly, every overtaking attempt should be a penalty
you tell 'em sis!

>>150647999
calm down

>>150647999
>>150648000
you cant steal double trips for yourself. samefag
its not fair!!!!!

>>150647985
Your mistake is assuming F1/2/3 are serious about racing. That is incorrect. They are sports entertainment.

>>150647985
honestly any overtake that doesnt show an explicit intent to maim or at least kill should be punished by 10s

>>150647982
sure, AMX will be kwab'd by the McLels but there is no way we will see a Norizz masterclass today

>>150648002
don't tell me what to do abbo

>>150647999
Literally the opposite of what I'm talking about retard, this would help overtaking as the scales have tipped too far to defenders' favour, since they're also allowed to be so dirty on the straights.

Underage 13yo grid girls

>>150648013
>help overtaking
way too dangerous. did you see all the contact between the f2 cars in turn one? imagine that happens to your favorite driver and he dies!

Gimi is probably going to be at the race since Minttu is there

>>150648008
max buckbroke him yesterday, i'm betting he will try to overcompensate to "prove he can beat max" and ends up in the wall on the first lap.

>>150647960
>I'm back from getting banned for posting an Italian girl

Same t bh mods will someday meet my fists

Simple as

>>150648041
I can see goblando pulling a kush maini and get pushed wide into the gravel somewhere

>>150648065
>can afford a ferrari
>can't afford a jacket that fits
women

its called FASHION
YOU CAVE MAN

>>150648070
you don1t understand
that's just a coat he got from the guy she blew (and ofc fucked) last night

MIGU MWAH

>>150648065
No tits
No hips
Big ears

>>150648091
She starting to hit a wall

>>150647563
I've been watching effwan since '97. I refused to be broken.

>>150648102
she peaked in the f1 25 gala

>>150648091
>doesn't know how to wear a sports jacket
>wants to be an f1 driver
grim, is this the best women can do?

i believe
this will be like japan, but norizz will kwab
digits confirm

>>150648102
a wall is my nickname

Love this smug whore

>>150648144
that's a (gade)man

>https://youtu.be/43HCYSXZ9GI
>"du du du du" normies phasing out "super max" that came before
I hate this so much

>>150648144
Dubs of truth. #metoo. Why did she change her surname? I'm guessing she didn't like her dad.

Severe lack of Ruth itt

>>150648105
98 here, but I usually give up on ferrari if they have been winless for the first 5 races in a season

>>150648164
Remember the Ruth archive? Wish I still had that.

>>150648144
nice
is there a vid of her taking dick?

>>150648164
She looks like my old mother-in-law

>>150648158
The less of the Dutch 'language' in a song, the better. I'll stick with dudududu, thanks very much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPapZJ8n3xs

thoughts?

>>150648144
dana scully haircut

>>150648198
I badly want to rewind back to spf1 during that race weekend

>>150648210
Is that Mick in the back?

OOF

ferrari will somehow 1-2 this

>>150648161
>Why did she change her surname?
i idnt know about this

>>150648210
Me on the right

>>150648219
pooki bros...

PASTA TIFOSI FORZA FERRARI

NOR
PIA
LEC
VER
RUS
ALB
HAM

>>150648221
She used to be called Pothof. It can't be because she got married, becuase I remember her on insta saying she didn't want to talk about why she was changing her name?

Lunch breaks in Monza F1! Grazie @barilla e a tutti i Tifosi! Who‘s your favorite today?

would the tifosi cheer if KWABmilton starting uncontrollably sharting himself and crashed into the wall at the parabolica, causing catastrophic life-threatening injuries?

>>150648261
mmm that's some good lookin slopa

>>150648261
what made him vomit in a cup?

I want to be young again. My back hurts and my stomatch hurts and my feet cold

>>150648261
ugh, disgusting (the pasta looks okay tho)

>>150648219
He know his F1 career is over

>>150648282
Just stop being fat.

>>150648282
It's not your age, it's the consequences of your unhealthy lifestyle

>>150648219
JUST

>>150648308
>>150648310
Does eating 4 meals / day + 2 cowfefe + jerking off twice + sleep at 4am counts as healthy lifestyle ?

>>150648320
depends on the meal you fatass

>>150648320
>jerking off twice
how long do you last? do you have an activity tracker? you might be burning more calories than you think

>>150648261
>these are the deranged, avid gayfic fujos

>>150648320
All that bullshit doesn't really matter. If there is 0 physical activity in your lifestyle you just get fat and ill no matter what.

>>150648320
the degenerate of Des Moines

>>150648198
it was a second ad21 for me

>>150648320
I so badly need Shuten

>>150648320
what anime is this slut from?

>>150648347
How did i do physical activity in my house ? I dont want to go outside and get stabbed by random nigger :(

>>150648341
Depends of the porn. I into hebes these days

Is piastri to beat verstappen in h2h a good bet lads?

>>150648380
whats it paying

doomping a slurry lewis hamilton right now amidst the excitement

>>150648389
Sorry, 1.90

>>150648390
I squeezed a hamilton out earlier

>>150648374
There is plenty of exercises you can do without leaving your room. Just google home workout.

ARE WE READY FOR SCHRODINGER'S FERRARI?
>Both a MASTERclass and DISASTERclass at the same time until the lights turn green.

>>150648395
meh. not bad I guess. I woudn't personally

>>150648410
>home workout.
I call this caulking and painting my room

>>150648374
>How did i do physical activity in my house ?
Bodyweight exercises
Stationary bike
Fill containers with dirt = free weights

>>150648422
>Stationary bike
I plan to buy this but too many temu chinkshits

>>150648412
I am so ready for something rare and uncharacteristic

>>150648412
it'll be so over until we're so back

>>150648144
>Fartec
Imagine the smell

>>150648412
Ferrari strategy is like playing a game or uncanny cat golf
You either hit the goal on your first shot or it ricochets back into the uncanny cat

>>150648422
>Fill containers with dirt = free weights
you realize that united statian anon is living in the first world, right?

>>150647901
markek wins lol

going to audit the houseplants before lights out I think

>stationary bike
anon works at chernobyl??

>>150648457
good

>>150648427
Just start with walking lunges around your house.
Throw some push ups in there too. Bodyweight row if you can

>>150648450
I assume he's already considered the existence of gym equipment, and has already discarded buying any for whatever reason. Hence my suggestion of simply making himself a few dumbbells, at least to start with.

>>150648320
>jerking off twice

pls no more new bakes before the MEGATHREAD™
thank you for your consideration

>>150648499
That's too long, we will be risking a puncture

>>150648371
FGO, just read doujinshi with her, Shuten Douji

>>150648525
wrong
STAY OUT! STAY OUT!

>>150648532
Uh I thought I said I wanted the mediums

>>150648540
we stay out on softs, 1 bong 1 bing to go, you can do it!

>>150648488
lindchad absolute shitrocketing people out of the race

>>150648530
thanks

Rosberg wears his missus' clothes around the house when she's not there

>>150648261
>>150648344
>That line/crease between the nose and mouth
Is that, uh, normal?

post race day snacks

>>150648617
i have seen people with it, yeah

>>150648625
nice pic
tortilla chips, dried nuts&fruits, grape, water, coffee

got the hard protein farts lads

god

*braaaaaaaaap*

I hate niggers so much

norris will do a girther spin today on lap 1
digits will it

>>150648656
this

wheres that one website that you can watch f1 for free? cant seem to find it

>>150648647
a bit embarrasing, but mine came out with a bit of shite

>>150648670
https://wearechecking.online/
https://v1.gostreameast.link/

try these

>>150648651
socioeconomic

>>150648670
player.angelthump.com/?channel=spf1general

>>150648672
thanks anon!

>>150648672
>>150648683
morons

>>150648704
It's ok I didn't tell him the password

getting sleepy already

>worst race starts in F1 history
>max ahead, piastri, leclerc, hamilwog and russel behind
he will take the escape route lap 1

>>150648715
i don't know if i'm gonna make it

>>150648715
WAKE UP THE SEMEN IS READY
OPEN UP HERE COMES THE JIZZCOCK

>>150648604
I would too desu, women clothes are very soft.

>>150648711
whats the pw.. :O

>>150648726
hamilwog starts P9 though

>>150648726
Don't worry. Piastri will get a 5 pit stop strategy.

>>150648726
>F1 feature race
>turn 1
>KWABs the likes of which even God has never seen
my body is ready

>>150648752
>F1 feature race
don't do this

>>150648752
this dune was so dogshit

>>150648625
Cookies with flaxseed and chia seeds. The morning-after shit is absolutely glorious

>>150648759
(´。＿。｀)

>>150648761
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>150648752
uhh sweetie he's getting LIUZZI'd tonight
and it's a career ending injury

>>150648761
all dune films have been kino of the highest order, especially the scifi-channel soap opera mini series

>>150648785
>especially the scifi-channel soap opera mini series
truer words were never said, King

>>150648715
same
it cloudy

any link to watch the race?

>>150648796
https://f1tv.formula1.com/
yw

>>150648796
NO MORON WTF

>>150647435
>womenbros

>>150648800
my hungary friend, please i need a link
>>150648804
Fuck you kangaroo

>>150648796
just do a yandex search

>>150648792
based fellow swiss guard sardaukar enjoyer

>>150648796
Do you not know how to use a search engine?

>>150648809
i'm sorry brother but you may have
>no links.

Why do Asian foids have tighter pussies

>>150648816
>>150648804
>>150648800

found this one but with a little bit of delay

>>https://wearechecking.online/streams/2578

>>150648833
but nobody is speaking German in those ads and that's all that matters

>>150648833
UK is nothing but gays and browns

please stop

wait alpine make cars now?

>>150648832
Is the search engine also a v6t hybrid because I don't want it if it is

>>150648843
i miss uncle H

baking

>>150648846
they've been manufacturing shitboxes since the 50s

>>150648857
wait for the megathread

>>150648838
That's illegal

stir frying

parking

>>150648843
very true

a grid-ish
gas and had start from the pit so

>>150648865
yeah i knew they made the odd car but was very niche (kind of like mclaren) but just seen an advert for an EV...

didn't know they were going mass consumer market

Dubs and both McLel will die.

>>150648877
Are they still making the a110

>>150648887
eh

VER
LEC
HAM

Really looking forward to see CGI tyres

if this post ends in 5, everyone will have a nice race apart from NARB

>>150648887
dubs and everyone ITT gets 0.99€ to their bank accounts

HAM
VER
LEC
for teh lulz
mclels kill each other in lap1 turn1

>>150648900
all i wait for.... usually switch off after they've shown them desu

>>150648906
>>150648898
kanker op met je ham

>celebrating some random stat livery
Do the clowns at Ferrari just not let the car have a different livery unless it's celebrating something? Every year they have a different livery but the excuse to use it is constantly the most random dumb shit, can't they seriously just do a livery because it's cool to do it?

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST RACE OF ALL TIME
SOMEONE WILL DIE IN A FIRE
I AM FROM THE FUTURE

>>150648320
You probably lack vitamin D
Take vitamin D + K3 and then thank me later for fixing your back.

>>150648906
what lulz is there to Hamilton winning other than thousands of Italian women giving birth to dark children in 9 months?

>>150648913
they're celebrating having another winless season, like 2016