Thread 150650239

>>150650305
Jaguars -3.5
Dolphins Alt -2.5
Broncos ML
Rams -3

Patty Cuckitini

8 hours of occasionally commercially interrupted football starts in 3.5 hours!

post the lines, statmutt

every starting qb playing today is complete dogshit tier except murray, maybe daniels

>>150650455
Bad b8

>>150650455
Jaxson Dart might start

>>150650480
you're a poet and you don't even know that you are one

My Vikings will win today

>>150650522
And my feet show it. They’re long fellows

>>150650388
I will be baking the thread at 12:30.

>>150650666
I'm making one at 12:29

>>150650558
Ayyyyy never heard that part

>>150650688
You're a sick fuck.

mike greenberg is so obnoxious and annoying. and that has nothing to do with being a j. it’s more about being a big city new york fag

>>150650666
>>150650688
Hitler plonks Satan

>>150650729
Honestly, I used to hate his show but now with le Stephen A shouting is what they push i dont mind get up.

>>150650718
just kidding I wouldn't do that

You ever have a fart so deliciously stinky that you can’t help but allow yourself to marinate in the aroma? Absorbing every ounce of its essence?

>>150650239 (OP)
more like gayday

Colleen Wolfe sighting

>>150650813
100 percent.

mom has been on hold with the cable companyfor the past hour to upgrade to the sports package with red zone

>>150650977
Enjoy your commercials

>>150650996
thanks I'll be watching them for the next 3 hours anyway. Just saw the rizzler on an nfl promo

>>150650526
They don't play today

>>150650977
Are you 12?

>>150651039
I tried to explain who the Rizzler was to my dad during the add breaks in the chargers-chiefs game and I think he thought I was making it up

>>150651067
36

the bears dynasty STARTS NOE

>>150651104
>drafting a gay retard first overall
Why are the Bears so dumb?

>>150650996
literally sixty (60) seconds of commercials, you fucking spaz

>>150651039
>>150651075
Da fuk is the rizzler?

>>150651045
>not playing
>still wins

>>150650813
Ive had farts where i couldnt stand the smell myself thats a very unique experience

is it really that easy?

>>150651088
based future red zone with tendies enjoyer

The sun doesn’t rise before 6:00 AM anymore. Pretty soon it’ll be jacket weather. Football on every Sunday from now on. Hunting season is opening up soon, I’m to go get the shotgun out and shoot some skeet next weekend to shake the rust off. Pretty soon the horror movie marathons will start. I love autumn.

>>150651039
That truly is an abomination of a commercial

so this is the power of philly sperm

>>150651215
ok I tried this and now I'm in an off Broadway play of Stomp

>>150651075
Is that like a portmanteau of rizz and riddler?

LFG

goodell is going to bail out the choofs, isn't he?

You can only respond to this if your team is 1-0 or are will be so by the end of the day.

>>150651310
I saw this happen live on my tv cause I was watching the Phillies. It was pretty funny. The dad did nothing wrong but the way he reacted to the lady is exactly the way my daughter does when she gets jump scared and she’s 11 months old.

That woman is a cunt. She had no claim on that ball, it was on the ground and five people were going for it and that guy just got it. Typical democrat woman

>>150651365
>Dov Kleiman
stopped reading there

>>150650239 (OP)
Op this the same guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19J_QmCCfJk

>>150651365
called it

>>150651151
You don't seriously think it's gonna stop there, do you?

>>150650400
>Gambling on other sports on NFL property and being in a car with a gun covered by his brothers permit are not issues that get you suspended for an entire season
No shit retard, but being a repeat offender of the NFL's personal conduct policy is a great way to get suspended indefinitely like literally every single other player that has been frequently suspended for 2-6 games at a time
that was my point. What part of that did you not understand initially?

>>150651271
Fall > Spring > Summer > Winter

>>150651151
Yeah, it sucks if it becomes a slippery slope but as is it's not a big deal. There's always a couple times each week where there's no action happening in any games and he has to just talk for 30 seconds.

>>150651365
Alomar got 5 games for spitting on an ump but thats out of 162 games. Not worth even one nfl game

>>150651365
>>150651447
>dov

>>150651491
Yeah that’s basically how I feel. Summer and spring are probably a tie for me though

>>150651271
I haven't been through a true winter for decades. Shit sucks. It's always 75-80 at night, 85-90 at day here

>>150651702
>amari
Anon, I....

>>150651588
I put spring over summer because it's such a beautiful relief from winter, which is better than summer in general.

i wasn't able to pay attention to the offseason as closely as i normally do, but i'll still plant my flag on a few preseason predictions
>the colts dooming is misguided, danny derps will be this year's darnold and have a career year, indy will be in the playoff hunt
>the afc south will be contested between them and the jaguars, texans take another step back and titans find out callahan is not the guy
>saints will not have the first overall pick, might even fall out of the top 5 when they pull rattler for shough
>as it stands, the packers are not a super bowl team despite the all-in move for parsons. that could change if they add an established boundary corner at the deadline, and/or maybe sign asante samuel jr
>the lions will not win a playoff game, the closed window talk is real
>gayleb has a perfect setup for a mahomes/lamar-esque sophomore breakout. if he doesn't establish himself as a top 10 qb, the bears must ditch him immediately
>the niners will miss the playoffs again and john lynch's (but not shanahan's) seat will get very hot

>>150651917
Why are you using a VPN.

>>150651832
>check the raiders fan tiktok
>amari retired

what the FUCK?

>>150651956
why are you so new and already tripfagging

>being allergic to summer
You might be this gentlexir

>>150651917
I feel like Justin Fields in a run heavy offense with the Jets could be a standout player. If he does well I could see him getting a baker like deal.

>>150651996
Why are you using a VPN.

>>150651956
Thats the rooskie
>>150652006
Spring is better than summer, not my fault that triggers you.

Colleen Wolfe is on

who is the nfl equivalent to billy napier?

>>150652055
No that's an American.

>>150652006
>guys, I'm thinking about reddit again

>>150652006
fuck you. it's literally hell outside

>>150652056
I shall remind /nfl/, Colleen is NOT for lewd, but Cynthia IS for lewd. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>150652006
fuck you. it's literally hell outside.

>>150650381
I say this

>>150651917
>no AFCW talk
>no commies prediction
>no rams prediction
boring

>>150651917
The Colts are finishing with a top 5 pick. Texans or Jaguars will win the division

>>150651917
I predict all your predictions will turn out to be wrong
>the colts will be shit
>texans easily win the AFCS
>saints will stick with rattler over shuck
>packers will make it to the NFCCG at least
>the lions will win a playoff game
>caleb will be benched by week 6
>niners easily win the division

just pop his shoulder back into the socket. it's not that difficult

At least nobody here is some crazy winter fan

Rattler chads our time has come

Giants and Jets both winning

>>150650977
Good luck m8
See you soon!

>>150652161
>>no AFCW talk
choofs will end up winning the division like always
>>no commies prediction
jayden has his sophomore slump
>>no rams prediction
rammies continue to be delusional

I left my rams jersey at home on accident and now I wont be able to make friends at this bar im going to in Buckhead, GA

should I?

afc will be a meat grinder, 11-6 will be the cutoff, ravens and jeets will just miss out but 8-9 will win the south, expect more hand rubbing about reseeding and 8 teams per conference

>>150652293
>120$/mo
Brutal

>>150652211
I like winter because all the weak assholes stay inside.

>>150651917
also, forgot:
I know you have a hate boner for the lions, but slurping the packers and bears (comparatively) is hilarious. at least rile up the kangzfags with a minnesota take

>>150652260
Neat. I'll probably head over to Saint Thomas. The other white guys do a thing at resort bar.

is he right?

>>150652235
pictures you can hear
>speak
>ehehehehehe
>the fuck you want, a boutonniere?

>>150652260
>rams jersey
It’s a gay bar.

>>150652006
only reason summer sucks around here is the shitty fucking brush/forest fires the air is like beijing or delhi tier right now

>>150652323
Most winter fans like it for the opposite reason. Because it’s “comfy” and they’re lazy.

>>150652260
Funny how everyone just assumed it was a gay bar

>Be me.
>Two days ago.
>Decide to be a little naughty and get a little tipsy.
>Open British pub beer.
>It’s good. But it’s no Belgian beer.
>Open American beer.
>It’s alright. But it’s no Belgian beer.
>Open German beer.
>Again, it’s good. But it’s no Belgian beer.
>Pour it out.
>Go to sleep.
Belgian beer is the best beer and, once you’ve had Belgian beer, you can no longer drink other beers.

s.. should I DM her?

>>150652352
Lmao we all know he doesn’t really believe that

what happens if you tell your priest you did something gay? will he forgive you?

I just came so hard inside my girlfriends tight asshole…im also a steelers fan, but enjoy UNC football occasionally

>>150652472
My grandpa saw most of Europe while in the army and he always said Czech beer was the best in the world

>>150652511
You have to blow him. Assuming you’re a raiders fan.

>>150652006
Summer is fucking awful. I hate this shit so much.

>>150652511
depends, if your underaged he'll probably get a hard on, if your legal he'll probably still get a hard on but tell you to say a few hail marys

>>150650239 (OP)
This retard has a house and I never will.

>>150652585
Why.

Cynthia looks like she would DEMAND you eat her ass

>>150652559
Czech is good. But Belgium is a beer-producing SVPERPOWER.

>>150652161
hence the preface. was swamped with irl bullshit for the past year and had a lot of catching up to do
commies will be contenders until kliff gets another hc opportunity. i'm still reluctant to call daniels a star because i was so low on him in the draft, and he benefits a lot from the qb-friendliest scheme in the league, but they did a great job adding a bunch of veteran pro bowlers at positions of need, they can absolutely make a title run
rams will stay competitive even if stafford's back is fucked, and i like that they have a contingency plan with the extra first round pick now. they should make stetson bennett the backup instead of jimmy though
i was hesitant about the broncos hype for a while, but i think i'm starting to buy it. this is the best defense sean payton has had since bountygate, and i like the way they've been building their roster on both sides of the ball. not sure if either them or the chargers are super bowl caliber yet, both might still be one year away, but this is their best chance to take down the chiefs since the mutt's arrival

>>150652511
If you committed a gay sex act it’s a sin. Confess it to your priest and he’ll give you a penance. Then if you’re truly remorseful and you do it the sin will be absolved.

>>150650388
nobody is going to boycott this, they make a bulk of their money from bars and restaurants anyways, you'll never go back to commercial free

Stephen Amell won

>>150652607
>hot
>humid
>takes forever to get dark outside
>gnats and mosquitoes everywhere
Need I go on?

>>150652678
I guess it's subjective.

I just found out my dad has HIV. I'm being 100% serious. No my mom isn't at risk because they've been divorced for a decade.

>>150652597
he's not a teacher

>>150652677
It pains my soul the "redzone will have commercials" people won.

>>150652677
normal faggots are such people of inaction its not even funny

>>150652711
no, your dad has AIDS, HIV is either a negative or positive, if positive, he has a few years to live. Magic Johnson has been living with AIDS for 3 decades and is HIV negative

>>150652711
That sucks. Want to talk about it?

>>150652328
i mean it's straightforward with the vikings, they have all the pieces in place and it all depends on mccarthy. the nfc north will be everything the afc west was supposed to be in 2022 and more, i'm looking forward to a kino bloodbath

>>150652723
That's very true. People will bitch about where they live and rarely... Move.

>>150652711
based divorced dad wrecking pozzed twink bussy raw

>>150652736
Doctor Stupid over here

>>150652486
No.
You can buy a single ticket for the 200s for under $150 due to the fair weather season ticket holders. Fuck them.

>>150652770
Kino

>>150652770
Worse, you're far more likely to get HIV from being the bussy. Anon's dad is getting topped. Possibly by a darkie :(

>>150652736
SKOL

>>150652677
commercial free is easy
>watch sports via pirate stream
>mute and tab out to shitpost on spee during commercials
It's that easy to ignore jewish softcore interracial porn masquerading itself as "advertising". Actually, based anons won(as always), Stephen Amell lost, and jews lost.

>decide to give handegg a chance this year
>immidiately burgers are talking about their dads all having aids from being ass fucked by blacks unironically
Maybe next year

>>150652853
Thats just a cowboys fan, please understand

>>150652711
my best friend's mom walked into on his dad getting anally pounded by his best friend (male) on the couch we played vidya and watched movies on. i knew it smelled weird but I thought it was just accumulated farts

it's been 20 years and he still has trust issues

Did stream east ever come back?

>>150652892
do not reply to chikaner

>>150651702
>video
Man, what a badass.

The age of racism in sports has come to an end, unfortunately for you chuds
Say. Their. Names.

>>150652923
it never left

>>150652853
lighten up, mr pastry man.

How does it feel knowing that your team is going to get booty blasted by the kangz this season ?

>>150652599
Has a house in the Bay area and a 100k classic car.. what does this beaner do for a living??

>>150652853
Still 200% less gay than soccer.

>>150652218
Saints fans are gonna learn they should've appreciated what they had.

>>150652966
welfare + 6 kids

>>150652853
Kek

>>150652905
>my best friend's mom walked into on his dad getting anally pounded by his best friend (male)
Based dad
Must've felt incredible having 40+ years of that sexual tension with your best bro getting literally pounded out of him

Why didn’t I see you guys at Mass today?

>>150652352
The coaching staff is delusional as the fans now?

>>150652930
>wow who's retarded enough to start bustin fields
>oh, it's the jest

why do the jets always make the worst possible decisions?

Broncos (13-4)
Chargers (11-6)
Chiefs (8-9)
Raisers (6-11)

>>150652853
danelaw saar please come to /cfb/
we talk about fucking college freshmen
nfl fans are known homosexuals and miscegenators

Swiufties know more ball than most of this website

>>150652930
the crazy thing is like maybe 5 max will win and its cause some play each other

>>150652905
Just IMAGINE how big of a load your dad blew the first time his best bro fucked him

>>150652987
You wish

>>150652930
like half of them aren't even black

>>150652537
Did your "girlfriend" take "her" prep?

>>150653002
because I go at sunrise while you were still in bed like a warm cinnamon roll

>>150652972
>>150652930
KEK

>>150652945
It got taken down last week. And so did 1stream.

>>150652352
They went toe-to-toe with the defending champs so I don't think he's wrong. Weather delay makes it hard to judge either team fairly, though.

>>150653043
did you just admit to being that cringy redditor in the video? YIKES

>>150652930
bust, bust, mega bust, bust, absolute meme choker, bust, caried by o-line and defense puts up numbers that you'd see from an 80s quarterback, potentially good but likely 1 year wonder, bust(a nut in a mans ass because he's a homo), kek bust, midget bust, actually good QB but still a choker, remains to be seen but it's the falcons so lmao good luck nigga, HOFer but he fell off a cliff too quick to really challenge Brady (good god do they want a brady replacement so badly), cornball nigga that's barely black but he sure a shit ain't white so whatever probably a HOFer but only because he got carried hard by that defense and marshawn, literal unironic white man and doesn't belong on this list

>>150653002
Read the thread. Everyone's coping with their "dad's" hidden lust for bussy. Go Chiefs BTW.

>>150653065
oh you sweet summer child

just don't be a retard and pay them premium pricing, they WILL come after you

should i order dominos or papa johns? this is the most important decision i will make today bros

ill moss every last one of you niggas

HOW CAN HE SLAP

The majority of AIDS and HIV patients in america are unironically White “straight” men. Just like how they are the overwhelming majority of serial killers and child abusers

>>150653093
Papa Johns is so bad. Dominos isn't really a "pizza place" but I still like it, it's just Dominos and it's its own thing

>>150652006
>even now that I'm an adult
>adult
being an 'adult' isn't age based, it's behaviour based, and anyone who calls themselves 'agender' or cries when they're outside due to hatred of nature isn't an adult in my book.

>>150652966
Probably some city officials' brother-in-law or something, high chance of mortgage fraud on the house

>>150653093
bros, I miss pizza jesus like you wouldn't believe. when I was poor, I used to get his free pizza code on sunday and that would provide me lunch for the entire week :(

he was based beyond words

>>150653122
remember when black people were cool

>>150653113
@grok is this true?

>>150653074
maybe you should learn some marketable skills, pendejo

>>150653093
Surely there is a local pizza place that is better than Papa Johns or Domino's? If you have a Costco membership I would even just go there for pizza desu

>>150653093
Dubs and you get Papa Johns

>>150653131
no
I remember jews trying to tell me black people are cool
this are still trying as a matter of fact

>>150653131
Woke culture did a number on black youth culture. It’s really not that cool or appealing anymore.

>>150653114
Dominos is alright. I had Pizza Hut recently and it wasn’t soggy or anything. It was pretty good.

>>150652720
You must be very young. Fun fact: basic cable used to be commercial free too

>>150653136
looks like comfy livin

>>150653093
i had papa johns for the first time in a decade last week and it was AWFUL

the dough was ridiculously sweet. i checked online and apparently they pour in a bunch of raw sugar into the dough

fucking disgusting

>>150653088
Lol don't talk down to me when you're the one paying bookoo money for something that's free.

>>150652352
If there's two things I associate with each other it's the Schottenheimer name and the Super Bowl

>>150652966
I think someone who followed his tiktok said he lives like an hour and a half SE of SF

>>150653040
You know if you lost weight the heat wouldn't be as bad.

Why yes, I will be SLOPposting in every gamethread this sunday (like a KANG). How could you tell?

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!????!?

>>150653131
Yeah, when they were in the shade below deck.

>>150653169
>lol look at you being a cuck and buying a car, they're just scattered on the streets, if you know how to start it :)
-you (apparently)

>>150653131
black niggers are subhuman cattle that do not belong in civilized societies because they cannot assimilate

Go Texans

KC is going to win the AFCW and go 11-5 doing it.

>>150653194
welcome back slopbro

>>150653200
checked and kekked

>>150653159
I like Pizza Hut but I haven’t had dominoes since like the year 2000

>50% of starting QBs in week 1 are black
It’s over chuddies

>>150653205
That's so different that it's actually retarded. I'm only justifying it with a response so that you don't get the last word.

>>150653136
>literally showing one of your 6 kids while cooking on a cheap walmart grill that was clearly pulled from a dumpster, using off brand american cheese on shitty burgers and drinking the cheapest beer made
I haven't laffed this hard in a while, thank you

Prepare your anus Cleveland, Bengals are dicking you down. Bengals will win the Battle Of Ohio.

>>150653235
Does Rattler count?

>>150653207
Based and redpilled. Fucking subhuman scum that jews forced into our society

imagine being from ohio or a bungholes or browns fan lmao. i die just thinking about the horror

>>150652966
unironically you giving him attention. they make something like $0.01 per click and if 100k people react telling him he's a retard, he made $1k being a retard

NFL Redzone is a horrible way to watch the NFL, it’s for the ADD TikTok generation and I’m happy it’s going to be “ruined” by ads. Also Scott Hanson is annoying as fuck and has a massive ego thinking that everyone’s watching Redzone for him, he’s almost as bad as Gus Johnson

>>150653235
We still have the kicking and punting positions locked down.

>>150653235
For no reason at all, QB play will suck ass in Week 1.

>>150653237
>my theft is only $90 while your theft is $100
-you (apparently)

>game on in two hours
>Brittany Mahomes wont stop fucking my dog

How do I get rid of this nasty bitch?

>>150653159
Pizza Hut puts too much sugar in it

>>150653260
doing a bang up job there, lad

Sports leagues going head-to-head with pirate streamers with all the confidence in the world is insane to me because that confidence is surely calculated right? They wouldn't increase prices and add commercials to shit if they didn't already win behind the scenes?

Travis 100% lets Taylor peg him.

who else hitting the gym before being a couch potato all day

>>150653290
IAYC :^)

>>150652930
Yeah, and 75% of them are shit

eagleschads, outside of the obvious, who are we hatewatching today

Damn, Mike Tomlin looks and sounds worn out. The fuck are those yn's doing to him?

>>150653314
probably cowsois

>>150653293
Kelce though New York would rightfully eject Tart

this is unacceptable

Alright
Be honest
How many of you have had a man blow a sticky load inside your anus and/or throat?

i check all the boxes. should I hit her up?

>>150653293
HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?!????

>>150653297
im gonna do 12 oz curls (12 oz of beer)

I’m going to try something different this season. I’m not going to watch football on Sundays, instead doing my hobby which I enjoy and also make money from, and then overnight I’ll go on my sports torrent site to download all the condensed versions of games and spend the rest of the week watching them. Not sure if this is going to suck or not but I’ll give it a try

>>150653270
What kind of car is worth only $100 lol. And I'm not taking anything away from anyone like with typical theft. I'm watching something I would never pay money for anyway, and supporting hardworking streaming sites.

>>150653314
My local tv channels only have the gnats and cuckmanders at 1pm then the packers and lions in the afternoon and then bills and ravens at night. So that’s what I’m watching.

>>150653330
Go chiefs btw

>>150653207
>>150653255
enjoy your ban

>>150653330
Might as well just ask how many Cowboys/Chiefs fans we have here.

>>150653297
I got up at 6am, ran 10k, showered, went to church, gonna watch some football and vegg

>>150653335
>follow the green stop sign
what in the retardniggerhell does this mean

Is there something in the water there that makes Filthadelphians behave like subhuman savages?

>>150653377
>he believes in a zombie jew

>>150653352
>supporting pajeets stealing intellectual property
that's why you're getting replaced

>>150653159
I know everyone shits on pizza huts boneless wings, but mine has better wings than any of the wing restaurants around. Only place better is this hole in the wall pizza place that doubles as a minimart. They're baked wings are the best I've ever had

>>150653378
She says "no" but means "yes" :)
Women have no agency so it's an irrelevant point anyway.

>>150653134
By population total, white people make up the majority of the US so it's easy to see how they could be the majority of cases. However recent studies by the CDC have shown that new infections are disproportionately affecting the Black and Hispanic population.

>>150653012
as a Jets fan, at this point the pain is more like an old friend that has been with me for so many years... to no longer have it would feel disorienting, like my life was suddenly missing a puzzle piece

>>150653393
Lmao she’s clutching that foul ball like she’s a cowboys fan looking at a Lombardi

I'm dying that known league officials keep going back and forth on whether or not Jalen Carter will face a suspension

>>150653396
I actually do it to appease my wife and to help my kids have good morals; but here's your fedora tip, m'lady

>>150653093
Marcos

>>150653397
Oh, please. Stop being such a negative Nancy. And the site I use isn't based in India.

>>150653378
it's an autism test. femoids are a walking contradiction who just want to be gangraped and beaten and if you ever point out any of her logical contradictions like a green stop sign she sorts you into the autism category and deletes you from the gene pool.

>>150653093
Papa Murphy's Chicago style. Idk if they still exist, I'm drawing from a 20 year old memory.

>>150653448
they're all run by indians, so are most of the facebook videos you watch. LADbible and SportSkeeta are both indian run

>>150653448
nancy mentioned

>>150653446
It's a culture thing desu. I live in area where it's 80-85% black but it's insanely safe..

>>150653447
I only order their cheesy bread, and eat it all in one sitting

COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT

COME ON RIDE IT

>>150653487
>bug posters

>>150653396
I stuffed you in a locker already on /hoc/ you bitch, now get back in

>>150653477
Well shit you convinced me, from now on I'll no longer watch things for free. I'll instead pay money to a corporation that hates me

COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT

Turn on your trip Sneak. You outted yourself with all the banning going on

>>150653509
weirdest concession to date

>>150653507
Don't post there, so no clue what you're talking about.

>>150653503
shes half white tho

Reminder that pirating/illegal streams are NOT theft. I was NOT going to pay for that shit, even if I couldn't download/stream it for free.

>>150653122
COME ON KYLER RIDE THE FLOAT

COME ON RIDE IT

>>150653555
tell it to the feds

For me, it's fayefayebaby and whorella
Go broncos country lets ride
3

The Bengals are the only team, maybe ever, where if they lose Week 1, all hell breaks loose and people start abandoning ship immediately.

top 10 QB

>>150653565
They don't care about random people streaming shit, they go after the people hosting the stream.

>>150653572
The cowboys are doing that right now though

>>150653377
That's amazing if true. I keep to a regular gym regimine and strict diet but need to start running more.

>>150650977
That's based. No free rides for moms. Keep 'em busy I always say.

>>150653477
I don't use Facebook or those sites you mentioned.

>>150650977
Just tell mommy to get YouTube TV and add the sports package with RedZone.

>>150653377
>went to church
cuck

>>150653502
>NFL confirms more AI slop ads are coming:
https://media.nfl.com/news-and-releases/corporate-communications/nfl-combines-live-action-and-ai-to-create-larger-than-life-float

>>150653572
The Jaguars did this last year. They looked like a rape train for the first half of week 1 and then their running back fumbled a walk-in touchdown and then Miami scored like 17 unanswered and won
Zoomie athletes are unsurprisingly mentally fragile

tell me more about how the black man is inferior to the white man

>>150653314
I'm just watching redzone, I dont care what happens in just want to watch the kino. Although I've felt all offseason the giants aren't going to be as bad as people think so im interested to see how they do against the kwabbies

I am generally okay with the way my Chicago sports teams are doing. The Bears could be good. If not, we have the assets to trade or blow it up, again. The Blackhawks could be good in a year or two. If not, we have the assets to trade or blow it up, again. The Cubs are good. The Bulls are going to be a fun, young team. The Fire, I don’t know anything about, as I’m a new fan, but I’m excited. How are youse guys feeling about your teams?

>>150653450
even the "autistic" ones do this, i was fwb with an "autistic" girl who would say she wanted to be taken advantage of and them simultaneously say she wasn't in the mood for sex or she wasn't a "sexual person" when i asked. she was a complete whore btw

>>150653396
>>150653610

about to ride the bus bros, i hope nothing bad happens

We are literally just 1.5 hours away from witnessing Daniel Stephen Jones III becoming comeback player of the millennium.

Screencap this for future reference.

redzone is for gambling addicts so i dont care if they're mad about ads

>>150653631
Bucsholdme, you'll just report them.

>>150653646
Should be fine providing you aren't a 22 year old blonde Ukrainian refugee.

>>150653647
I would like to see Riley Leonard take over at some point this season. He seems like a good egg, and a bright guy.

Be a grownup and stop watching RedZone.

>>150653651
No, its for people whose team already played and dont want to watch a bunch of commercials.
>b-but 1 minute of commercialoonies

>>150653677
no, it was created for fantasy and doubled as a draftkids stream when they realized they could double down. This is why it shows props on the screen, only shows scoring plays, and displays yardage leaders (and usually list their fantasy points) at the bottom.

>>150653674
I don't care what jews say or think

>bucs v falcons
>bengals v browns
>fins v colts
>raiders v pats
>cards v saints
>steelers v jets
>giants v commies
>panthers v jaguars

which 1:00PM game are we watching, boys?

>>150653409
>>150653450
>>150653641
So how do normies solve this riddle? How do you initiate sex in a non autistic way while also not raping?

>>150653674
WOULD SOMEONE THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS?!

>>150653698
Bengals vs Browns because the Bengals are my team. I fully expect them to Bungle the game away in a way only the Bengals & Zac Taylor can.

>>150653674
>guy that works for fox
surely an independent opinion

>>150653698
Redzone
>>150653695
I've been watching it since its first episode, I dont do fantasy and only do lottery ticket bets.

We back up

>>150653698
all 8. not redzone i mean 8 screens up

>>150653674
What the fuck is wrong with his nose?

>>150653710
I wonder the same thing. Seems so unnatural to be hanging out and then just make a move and BAM, your putting part of your body into someone else's body.

>>150653747
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>150653698
Watching ma boi Rattler with the saints

>>150653647
lol miami is going to buttfuck the colts

Post those bets lads. I'm taking Dolphins ML+Tyreek Hill over 50 yards receiving. I expect them to rape the Colts. Also got a cheeky $10 bonus bet parlay above

Whats the cheapest way to get redzone? I have youtubetv

>>150653289
how many misses today?

>>150653698
Jaguars vs. Panthers for Travis Hunter

Oh yeah

>>150653698
my brownies playing their equivalent of a tune-up fcs opponent on the desktop, redzone on the laptop, same as always
>>150653674
that's what primetime games are for

>>150653731
doesn't matter why YOU watch it, it was CREATED for fantasy and has turned into a betting hub

>>150653766
Jags -3.5
Pats -2.5
Saints +6.5
Texans +3
Derrick Henry Over 82.5 rushing

>>150653426
You really can't stop thinking about them, can you?

>>150653777
cant wait to go 10-7 and get blown out in the wc

>>150653766
>picking the lolphins ever
enjoy poverty

He's the GOAT

how long until he gets injured again?

Travis Hunter has cut off his dreads.

Streameast is dead. Where’s the new place?

>>150653821
39 carries

Panthers and Jags bros im ready for the kittyb owl

>>150653819
why do people celebrate kickers? might as well give the towel guy praise

>>150653830
I'm not telling you fed

>>150653335
Hope this fat cunt drowns

Cynthia is on lads..... Oh fuck those legs

>>150653773
There's an add-on package you can get for $11 bucks.

Cynthia Wolf and Cynthia Freuland currenty in a leg off on NFL Network. I'm gooning.

>>150653754
From my own personal normie studies Ive come to the conclusion that it can be deduced into a series of steps:

As in, she sends signals you are meant to pick up on, and then escalate and deduce the next signal.

Like inviting over to be alone together, first signal, then when she seems playful or cheery, escelate with a touch like on her arm or leg and see how she reacts.

If she reacts positively by allowing the touch, then you try again with another touch, maybe this time more offensively like her thigh, if the signal is positive again then you get closer, is still signal is good then you move in for a kiss, if that goes positive then you move on with more touches.

Maybe a non autist can confirm my hypothesis.

>>150653830
paramount+

>cowboys humiliated
>chiefs humiliated
don't even need to watch the rest of the week tbqh

>>150653847
>>150653850
Cynthia is made for lewdness

>>150653819
Why dont they just say his 50+ yard percentage? Oh wait...it's because he's only 28/45 (62.2%) from 50+ lol.

wtf is this waifu shit you faggots

>>150653830
literally not, but you're too stupid to know otherwise

>>150653859
>one-score losses
>humiliated

retard

>>150653761
inshallah we will rattle them hoes.

>>150653848
per month? or per capita?

>>150653825
Post his hot girlfriend plz

>>150653859
>cowboys humiliated
going toe-to-toe and losing to the champs is impressive
>chiefs humiliated
yeah

I'm forced to watch redzone because I am not watching an entire game of the dolphins and Colts

>>150653859
>living life in schradenfraude rather than fraudenfraude
ISHYGDDT

>>150653882
+6.5 is such a steal Cards are ass on the road

>>150653877
>spit on and lose
>losing to the fucking chorgers
contextless box score watcher detected

Even repeats Detroit
Odd repeats Green Bay
Let's go boys

>>150653869
>only makes the most difficult, clutch kicks
That's been Jake's MO his whole career

Giant sized hopes, you can't handle the rizz.

>>150653876
No, its actually down.

>>150653766
if you can get hill over about 120-125 yds at +650 +625 do that too

I've already gooned 4 times this morning while waiting for the games. About to chug 300 ml of vodka at 12 30 to be in the zone for 1. My team (Pats) on 1 TV with sound, Redzone on the other. Tablet access for fantasy

>>150653886
That's his wife and the mother of his child. Show some respect

haha benis jr :^)

>>150653905
That was such an insane game

>>150653902
Rolling down the fieldddd

>>150653851
I wonder what the % is for how often it works out for married people, for both to be in the mood at the same time. I imagine lots of awkwardness and frustration.

>>150653907
let me reference you a post you should read: >>150653876

>>150653915
I have the strange urge to gamble online right now

See you on the other side, fuckers

>>150653916
Heh, benis.

>>150653821
>he's good to go
>reaggravates his injury
Every fucking time

>>150653915
She's so sexy in a weird way.

One more hour until we are so back

>>150653931
hopefully your stadium cracks 1000 fans this week

>>150653847
Bro you can't say that and not post it

>>150653866
Always has been. Very naughty

>>150653908
You think? I'm way higher on Tyreek Hill and the Dolphins in general than most but man opening with over 100 yards seems dicey

>>150653902
rolling

>>150653876
Nah they took it down bro. I checked. Twice.

>>150653899
i think the D will hold up fine, but our wr corps + qb situation scares me.

>>150653874
We’ve always been here

Werks for me, retards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7auEg6XUOI
essential viewing

>>150653950
Hopefully you tune in to find out

>>150653821
He IS injured.

>>150653982
I won't be.

>>150653982
Sorry buddy, Packers-Lions sounds way more interesting.

Commiebros how're we feeling?

>>150654001
It's ogre for us. Daniels has been TAPED

Go Jags and go Colorado State

what're you lads drinking?
got tomorrow off and a lot of leffe chilling in the fridge right now ready to pop

>>150654001
Younger than the average age of our roster

>>150653874
youre on a anime image board
baka

>>150654021
Water

Post your picks for today, /nfl/

>>150654018
she's kinda cute tbqh sucks she's probably a golddigger

ONLY 1 MORE HOUR UNTIL GOYBALL BEGINS!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEESSSS IT'S BEEN SO LONG FINALLY

>>150654018
She looks like she fucks random men at parties while her boyfriend waits in the car

>>150654021
Based. I got a 750ml bottle of Grey Goose with orange juice and sprite. Also gonna order 40 wings and fries

The White Man Marches On

StreamEast got shut down. Tell me, where do we usually got to illegally stream the NFL™? You can trust me!

>>150654018
That's the best Travis Hunter could do? She looks like a walking STD.

>>150653912
Based Pats bro. The rain will suck today, but I am at home chugging beers and eating papa Ginos today.

Got the beer farts rn

Do any of you bros have any Carolina panthers related Pepes, Apus, or Wojaks

Charissa's tootsies are on Fox right now.

>>150654018
this is the type of girl you absolutely have a chance with if you have drugs
i think thats why she oozes sex to me despite being a total butter

>>150653963
hold on, you should read this post, it's very helpful: >>150653876

>>150654021
water because i agreed to pick up my dad from the airport about an hour after the game.

>>150654075
same site.

>>150654095
Bogged hag

>>150654051
Agreed, she's hot as fuck.

>>150654075
Google "nfl stream online free" and click the links that don't look fake until you find one that works.

>>150653876
well fuck you for not helping, but yeah I was able to access it

>>150653908
I chucked on another $20 got +900 for pic related. We riding DEM PHINS big time today bros

Anyone have a good streaming site? The site I used last season isn't fucking working

>>150654075
just use any of the other links on sportssurge, there's like dozens of them

>>150654110
Nogged Fag

Starting the day off proper.

>>150654051
I am the loyal boyfriend waiting for her in the car.

>>150653674
Facts

>>150654125
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>betting on the Phins

>>150654075
someone posted something earlier that was helpful, let me find it

here it is - >>150653876

Going to Binny’s to buy Belgian beer. Youse guys need anything?

>>150654075
i hate poor people so much

>>150654126
have you tried streameast?

>>150654126
sportsurge is what I've been using for literally years now, it is an aggregate of multiple different streams listed so you can just pick one until you find the one you want.

>>150654124
>>150654144
Can I have a hint if I'm extra stupid?

>>150654150
enjoy this /brit/ crossover

Godwin out for at least 4 games, going to miss the game against the Eagles week 4. Weeks 5, 6, and 7 are also important games, against the Seahawks, Niners, and Lions, respectively.

Guys I have a hangover :( what do

>>150654162
spoiler: it's called streameast

>>150654075
this. I'm ready to be disappointed the new york giants as per usual.

>>150653777
does anyone draw anything anymore
getting kind of tired of AI shit

>>150654169
>>150654155
>b-b-but i used google and it said it's not there

>>150654169
No good, that one's down bro.

>>150654174
This site died around the time people stopped making real OC

>>150654167
Keep drinking

>>150654174
/sp/ has a lot of mouthbreathers so AI will probably never go away

>>150654166
They have like 3 other WR2s. They'll be fine.

>>150654167
drink some electrolytes

>>150654150
Lemme get a 12 pack of Blue Moons pls, I'll Zelle you

Nick Wright is not Jewish, yall have no evidence of this

>>150654167
quit alcohol, it's a bad habit. I wish I had much sooner, and you'll be happier and in a better headstate. Staying completely sober your entire life is simply the best way to live.

>>150654167
Drink Gatorade and have bread and butter for breakfast, chug water, take an advil, and drink some tea with lemon

t. Knower

>>150654182
sounds like skill issues

>>150654190
>>150654183
sad but true

>>150654192
It's true, they have a good WR room. But Godwin is a great player, he will be missed.

>>150654167
big breakfast with a glass of OJ, milk and coffee
you need all 3 for the magic to work

>>150654174
Most people aren't good at making art and only make a bunch of AI slop because it's easy and convenient. If AI disappeared, those same people wouldn't try to make OC, they'd just not make anything at all because they don't really care that much.

>>150654156
Sportsurge is a fed botnet op that captures user data and attempts IP geolocation of streaming sites.

>>150654217
wait, so now you're afraid of the feds? I thought they only "went after the people operating"

>>150654184
>>150654194
>>150654204
>>150654206
>>150654211
ty bros, gotta get right to start drinking again for the games >:)

>>150654207
Yeah thats the one they took down. Sucks.

>>150654231
Feds track everyone but only take down the major players.

How many today?

>>150654211
breakfast is a meme, especially in the modern world where laborer jobs are rare and if you are a laborer machines are probably doing most of the work for you. Eating just enough to maintain satiety, say with dry bread and berries, then having a full balanced meal at the end of the day is the best way to go about eating and diet.

>>150654233
Degenerate

>>150654204
having a few drinks on appropriate occasions and a glass or two with dinner can definitely improve your life

>>150654254
You’ve never worked a day in your life have you?

>>150654252
He'll Thro at least 2 Pix

>>150654018
this bitches face is so beat it's crazy but i guess travis is butt fugly too so they're a match

I'm new to football. Is today the Super Bowl?

>>150654244
oh no, it's retarded!

>>150654250
see above comment

I know drinking is a degenerate habit, but it's my only way to cope with rooting for a shitty NFL franchise.

>>150654254
What in the caveman fuck did I just read

Gonna go pick up some snacks for the game ;^)

>>150654268
only for the team that beats my team

>>150654268
No but if the commanders beat the giants be prepared for their fans to behave like it was

>>150654268
It's the first sunday week 1 lad woooooooohooo

>>150654274
turn your habit into a side hustle and start collecting and flipping wine

How much longer until the rest of the Fox pregame cast retires?

>>150654254
you forgot the part where someone is hungover enough to ask for advice here
such times call for a big breakfast

>>150654268
no, it's better than that.

Is Rattler considered white or black?

>>150654291
two more weeks

>>150653710
violence and rape is the single solitary only language of nature and thus the only language femoids understand. violence and rape solves the riddle but if you refuse to speak that language then you can engage in coping behavior like becoming a buddhist or a stoic and decoupling from desire which is really just castration marketed as wisdom to get betas to. voluntarily remove themselves from the genepool while giving them an artificial sense of superiority.

>>150654274
Which one?

>>150654300
White if he wins, black if he loses.

>>150654254
>Eating just enough to maintain satiety, say with dry bread and berries
Fuck off with your poverty masquerading as paleo bullshit
Eat a fucking burger and drink a fucking beer and try to actually enjoy life

>>150654272
Okay let me ask you this. Are the so called mirror sites legit? Dot tw, dot other 2-letter combinations, etc.

>>150654311
Vikings

>>150654303
>quite white
as opposed to?

>>150654311
Jest

>>150654300
black if he wins, white if he loses

>>150652966
Nah he lives in the central valley. Basically a shithole and housing is cheap there

>>150654261
I think I disagree. Even at dinner I can notice a negative change in anyone who is just having a drink with their food. They tend to become more talkitive but in a selfish way, and their reasoning becomes less sharp. Drinking opens up the heart to all kinds of disorder. Modern wine and alcohol is very high alcohol % too: This isn't our forefathers alcohol which was less than 2% alcohol, or the wine of antiquity that was heavily watered down. Fermenting alcohol really only started so one could have drinkable liquid in arid places or regions without clean drinking water. And this isn't even getting into all of the physical health related benefits that come from abstaining for alcohol.

>>150654315
if you have to ask, I have to worry about your web IQ

>>150654216
is it crazy that i'd really rather they just didn't make anything then? shit is so cringe

>>150654319
Beer
>>150654321
Liquor

>>150653122
I thought he had the flu or something

>>150654333
>Modern wine and alcohol is very high alcohol % too

>>150654303
This is just like the Kelce slap. White males will continue to get humiliated in society until they speak the only universal language which is violence. They can cry for people to see things "logically" or cry to authority but nobody truly respects anything on this earth besides violence (which is why violent sports like NFL are so popular)

>>150653174
you better watch your mouth or youre gonna get gleamed in it.

>>150654333
you're killing my vibes man, chill

>>150654018
walled tranny

>>150654354
He’s right tho. This alcohol isn’t like our forefathers alcohol. There’s way more alcohol in it now

>Tracey Wolfson
KWAB

>>150653136
SOUL

>>150653710
>>150653754
Anyone who struggles with this, or agrees with >>150654309, are just autistic. You should seek help from a licensed professional.

>>150654336
I'll take that as a yyyy- er, I mean, "no, no those aren't what we're talking about, potential agents lurking" *wink wink*

>>150653136
At least they’re not raw hamburgers like that politician posted himself pretending to cook.

>>150654263
I work in what basically amounts to construction, primarily in sheet metal and welding. It's a very labor intensive job with a lot of heavy lifting and I get by the whole day on dry bread, berries and coffee. I have a massive meal for dinner though.
>>150654313
I do enjoy my life. I have burgers sometimes. I don't drink alcohol though. What you eat is such a small part of life I'm suprised you would conflate the two.

>>150653335
this bitch must be stupid

NEW
>>150653502
>>150653502
>>150653502
>>150653502

Gonna eat.
Can someone else bake the next general please?

How many today?

>>150654381
literally this. touch grass

I'm going to miss the "dad getting aids from getting BLACKED" arc when we move onto the next thread.

>>150654385
yikes

>>150654395
Eat whatever you want pal but don’t act like just because you have a pussy job that a machine does for you it means we all do. I bust my fucking ass all day

>>150654361
picrel

>>150654431
Play it cool man, just play it cool.

>>150654390
doubtful, but it makes you feel like a winner I guess

>>150654443
What?

>>150654333
nice digits

alcohol can definitely open yourself up to all kinds of things, potentially very negative things
thats why its important to be discerning about who you drink with
when used in positive company it can really heighten positive bonding
used in moderation and with proper concern for hydration it has very minimal deleterious health effects

>>150654433
I'm just saying even in a labor intensive job having a large breakfast is unneccesary, and I have enough experience that I think I'm qualifed to speak on the matter, that's all. No need to make it personal.

>>150654460
>>150654460
>>150654460
>>150654460

nu since you're all too lazy

>>150654457
I still disagree. Sober company is the best company. Alcohol does not heighten any peer-to-peer bonding in a way being sober wouldn't do just as well, and if you think you need that to heighten bonding it is a crutch, and a delusion.

>>150653698
aints vs fartinals. kyler midget has the bubble guts though, so they might the the shartinals today.

just got home from the local winefest, am proper tanked , got another 3 bottles of riesling in the fridge. Am ready for the clots and danny dimes to testicle fuck the lelphins.