Thread 150675841

blow gays kek edition

The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:

>Chargers
San Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)

>San Diego Rockets
Poor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since

>San Diego Clippers
Sterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)

>San Diego Mariners
Failed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol

>San Diego Sails
Cucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)

>Golden State Warriors
Played a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland

>San Diego Gulls
Have dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.

the Phillies!

>>150675921
so true

>>150675921
Many are saying this

>>150675921
truth nuke

>>150675941
cute broad...got any vids of her peeing and/or pooing?

Jays

I just watched barry bonds 756th HR and when he hit his 762. the 756 was way more big of a deal than his last. you would think the last ball is more valuable. but it is actually the first of a baseball unlike any other. thoughts?

Cuba vs Puerto Rico U18 World Cup in Okinawa
https://www.youtube.com/live/2Yb685EVUcw?si=uQBxlae90sorDTUE

>>150675921
excellent write up and analysis of the sports situation in san diego, thank you for this

>>150675921
Poodrebros... our response?

Be nicer to my domebaby Jays

Yankees.

>>150675921
wow. why do san diegans refuse to support their sports teams?

>>150675921
uh oh 2poo ain't gonna like dis!

I won my fantasy baseball league today $1100 1st place prize : )
Special thanks to FA playoff pickups Jo Adell & Ian Happ Slapp!!

>>150676220
what kind of hit allows kirk to reach 3rd?

>>150676292
a dome blast (outfielder made a bad read)

>>150675921
Imagine if this pasta was actually funny before you copied it to every nu and samefagged it to death. Kek that’d be kino!

>>150675921
it's strange because both bananas games at petco were completely sold out, so clearly there is at least some demand for good baseball, or something resembling good baseball, in the city.

>>150675921
Since the Padres obviously don't have a future in this city, what city makes the most sense to relocate to?

>>150676497
boise

>>150676525
What would they rename the team to?

Mariners and taco bell!

>>150676523
what is fuwawa

>>150676557
>no baja blast

>>150676552
boise beefybitches

Who are you betting on?

https://www.rotowire.com/betting/mlb/al-mvp-odds.php

https://www.rotowire.com/betting/mlb/nl-mvp-odds.php

>>150676600
I don't care for it.

>>150676557
>Sauces: 0
what the fuck

Why do teams with 0 rings cause so much seethe here?

>>150676616
Kill all betfags.

>>150676127
>every post in chat is about caribbean island politics

>>150676557
>2 burritos
>1 chalupa
>1 taco
>chips and cheese
>and a water please!

>>150676645
what seethe have they caused? source?

>>150676597
The vtumor poster

>>150676643
no ointment
>>150676660
yeah

>>150676674
People do be shitting on the poodres and memeiners. The rest no one seems to care about cause they have no fans, at least since spammy’s untimely death.
>gaysconsin
:(

>>150676497
San Antonio. The NL needs a team in Texas.

>>150676727
>People do be shitting on the poodres and memeiners
source??????????

>>150676616
don't care if $100 only nets $3 and change, shohei a the way

>>150676674
see the first post from this thread and people saying the brewers are cheating the last couple threads

>>150676732
The asstros can fuck back off there.

>>150676758
you call that "seethe"? are you a bitch?

>>150676758
they are cheating

>>150676758
That post is just doyer shitters being annoying and unfunny though. That’s kind of their thing.

>>150676771
imagine getting assraped by a team was dogshit in the NL

>>150676780
well they've been doing it for the past couple of seasons, so yes

>>150676751
>source
Start here and don’t stop til you’ve read every thread

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/22056712/#22056712

>>150676645
I'm surprised those teams don't have rings yet.
kek

>>150675921
>No mention of the San Diego Fleet
It's over for that one anon who would always post their logo

>>150676870
>surprised the rockies don't have a championship
It was a miracle that they won a pennant at all

>>150676758
Brewers are cheating though.

>>150676758
I guess they should be allowed to cheat without anyone calling them out on it, ok

>>150676791
alright, i'm imagining it...now what

>>150676814
>are you a bitch?
>yes
ok then bitch

>>150676909
Matt Holliday did not touch home plate

>>150676292
a triple

>>150676930
now spread em

>>150676950
kekini

>rain delay on the U18 match
I guess God doesn't want me watching baseball tonight

>>150676981
>I guess God doesn't want me
yeah i feel that one brother

>>150676904
That was more the league itself folding ,but I could update this copy pasta for extra shitposting potential lol.

>>150676950
I think you might be seething anon

>>150677007
The Devil is calling

>>150676557
paying for aquafina is the most egregious thing about this. haven't had tb in a while. i won an xbox from a $5 box there once.

>>150677020
Idk that you know what shitposting is

>>150676981
delay is over

anyone else think padres are winning it all? AL has no good teams and the dodgers script is trending towards losing. and i believe they can win against phillies and brewers if it comes down to the nlcs

>>150677088
I put it in my fridge for tomorrow.

pepperjack

>>150676616
soto, the first mets mvp

>>150677287
gouda

>>150677288
If Soto hits 40/40 and wins the MVP, you'll make a lot of money.

>>150677452
50/50 DH MVP has been proven a meme; Ohtani has 17 steals this season with 19 games left. He should be chemically castrated for having won the NL MVP as a DH.

>>150677198
Thanks, tuned back in just in time for the final inning.

>>150677287
>>150677441
american

>>150677452
i doubt he can get 40 steals. but seeing a rod hit 40 steals is wild

>>150677452
shohei ohtani is in a world of his own!

>>150677731
he's not a one way player or a two way player, he's a "no way!" player

Puerto Rico wins

>>150677634
He’s at 29, he could make it but it’d be close. He gets on almost every game and almost always tries to swipe a bag. Him and Lindor.

>>150677566
the weirdest part is even with 33 more steals last season, he is expected to have more runs more walks, less xbh. his team must be better this year if he is on pace for more runs than his mvp season.

>>150677243
stay hydrated

>>150678076
Good advice.

>>150678076
subtle injection gesture. does this mean the league is still juicing

>>150678133
Seattle? Prob fenty.

>>150678133
......no

>>150678076
>>150678163
Intravenous drug use is bad for you.

>>150678133
that would be psychotic

>>150678133
pitchers get injected with cortisone and pain killers all the time

the mariners inject epicsauce

>>150678239
Take em out to the lawl game!!!

Philadelphia "people" go five minutes without being a laughing stock challenge (impossible)

>>150678333
0% chance, that cunt is a full-on antivax maga retard for sure

>>150678333
>this woman that I don’t like actually embodies all the political opinions that I also don’t like!!

>dodgers win ONE game after getting walked off on a no hitter 2 outs in the 9th inning
>"DAS WHAT'S RIGHT ESSE! WE DA CHAMPS, OUR SEASON BOUT TO TURN AROUND, OHTANI DA GOAT(even though he couldn't score any runs to give them a lead greater than 3 lol)! DEY NOT LIKE US, DEY NOT LIKE US, WE A FAMILY AND WE OWN DA WEST BROOOOO"

>>150678510
lol this exactly what they sound like

buffalo will never be a relevant city

>>150678659
why do you care?

Bills won? Nice.

>>150678724
no one cares

>>150678370
This!

>>150678163
me on the left

Football is back, and hispanics main team (chiefs) lost!

>>150678782
fuck chudtani

Houston swept

Toronto w

Detroit next

>>150679089
all this just for the yankees to lose the wild card series to the royals or something

>>150678510
>dey not like us
why do spics love nigger culture so much

>>150679112
Shaddup alsoran

>>150679112
Yanks and Tigs are the only teams in the AL with an above .500 record on the road.

ALCS confirmed.

dodgers bounced first round of the playoffs. and padres win against the phillies in 7 games against the phillies

dodgers eliminated from postseason contention on the last day by the mariners one day after they eliminate the mariners from postseason contention

>>150679112
>goylels
>he doesn't know

>>150679156
>against the phillies in 7 games against the phillies
ESL-kun…

>stankees, doggie doos, mest, rangers
first round exits
>brewers, cubs, blow gays, stros
NLDS chokes
>philthies, tigers
series goes too long that they fall apart
>sox padres
takes 6 games

>>150679193
>we don't have to face Skubal
>they actually don't fucking know
I'm not saying it's a sweep, but im also not not saying it's a sweep.

>>150679156
kek ESLpaco

>>150679219
Based on the nomenclature literary analysis, I've deduced that you are a Sox/Padres fan. Opinion discarded for biases.

>>150679225
The Tigers are cooling down too it looks like but I can see it being 2-1 if we don't beat ourselves like usual. Not knowing that we usually have the goylel's number is crazy though.
>>150679153
This looks cool.

>>150679274
I remember the first time I actively, unambiguously tongued the anus of a man. It was June 1994 in the Yankee Doodle Motel in Shelburne, Vermont.

>Angels in the Outfield
first round exist
>Little Big League
divisional series choke
>Field of Dreams
can't squeeze it
>the 'lot
champions

>>150676117
Both 756 and 762 are important, for the reasons you state. I'd say they're equally significant, but others might have a preference for one over the other.

Had Bonds' final HR been a numerically interesting one, e.g. 800 (which Bonds could have easily reached if pitchers actually pitched to him instead of giving up the intentional walk), perhaps the final one would be seen as most important.

Regardless, Bonds was the best hitter any of us will ever see.

>>150679302
holy based

>>150679302
>>the ‘lot

>>150679303
>if pitchers actually pitched to him
But enough about Judge

the cubs have comfortably been in the postseason picture all season yet nobody thinks they're getting anywhere or even talks about their odds, what happened there?

games should go later on Sundays just so you guys behave yourselves for longer

>>150679346
they're the backup team for chicanos after the doyers and poodres so they can't shill for them yet or be caught in a firefight

>>150679346
All teams that support homosexuality are being punished by St. Michael.

>>150679348
they should start later so people have time to go to their morning church service and get brunch before the game

>>150679371
thats an even better reason really

jomboy and jake

All that surrounds you
So perfectly blue
Blow a wish, true
So perfectly blue

Is chikaner what happens when a retarded chud wastes their time and money at college getting a useless history and poly sci degree? Kinda like the pink haired libshits do with gender studies?

>>150679495
it's what happens when you're born brown

doesnt matter if you delete, the report still goes through and you still get banned and perma/rangebanned if you keep doing it :)

kek chiktranner's bat signal

That’s why we hide your posts and continue posting about baseball RETARD LMAO

>my enemies are still spamming fake dox and getting themselves banned
kek

>he thinks he has real enemies
>on the internet
>on a mongolian wood bat carving forum
this nigga dumb as hell

I think the mariners SUCK!

no… NO!!

baseball

i have no enemies in /mlb/ even though some of you choose to be mean to me sometimes or make fun or my team a lot but /mlb/ is for frens, but it's full of a whole lot of retardation. soon it's going to be offseason blog posting and you're all going to be itching for september baseball in a few months so be grateful for what you have, you fucking idiots jfc

chikaner seething from his "enemies" kek

Phillies Karen got owned. The family got an RV (Camping world CEO gift) and world series tickets + a VIP experience with the Phillies. Dope

>>150679667
It was all staged. You got worked.

>>150679674
>got worked
>worked
what's this niggerspeak
reeks of /heem/

>>150679640
based and fren pilled

>>150678358
Absolute delusion.

>>150679640
kinda based, ngl. good luck to you and your team.

>>150679690
extremely low iq moment

>>150679731
feeling attacked because your hispanic culture is mixed more and more with black culture every year?

>>150676955
just watched a clip of that play and that's a wild call from the ump, he was right there kek

>>150679640
I'm a girl though

>>150679667
>world series tickets
do they still count when the Phillies don't make the World Series?

Chikaner gettin worked by the baybaw frens kekini

>>150679883
I've finally got my guitar calluses back :)

>>150679897
Nice! Make sure to practice once a day!

>>150679930
I think coming up with one melody or chord progression would be even better :)

Which players make you take a hissy fit?

dey not like us

>>150679997
Anthony Recker

>>150679640
lovely post fren
feel free to come over to /cric/ in dec/jan, we've got some big big games of cricket on (starting at 6pm PT every day)

>>150680045
>dodgers fans rally around a song calling out a pedophile
throwing stones inside glass houses with that one

>>150680058
sorry bro but no. i'm sure you'll understand.

>>150680172
but why?

Doyer stadium is an absolute shithole

>>150680181
just ain't for me bud.

>>150680058
You must have a heart of gold
>>150680172
And you got ass of goo

ジャッジ、大谷、ソト

打者としてだけ見るならこの3人は他の選手達とは格が違う

ジャッジ大谷はそろそろ衰えるだろうから、すぐにソト一強時代が来るぞ

metsfanはこれからソトでオナニー沢山出来る

>>150680810
based and Sotopilled

dodgers world series win soon

>>150681049
lol no

>St. Louis 4, San Francisco 3

And that's a Redbird winner!

GM I might have drank to much yesterday

>>150681139
>AI sloppa
pathetic

>>150681190
drew a blank on rare White Sox first basemen, don't know much about them
>>150681581
gm

gm to everyone but blow gays fans
>blow gays kek

>>150681900
Just dont live on the east coast

>>150681878
still 2 gb, sissy

I had the best baseball experience at a Bananaball game at Petco Park than any Padre game I have ever been to.

>>150681878
rude :(

>>150681900
The Sox game starts at 10:05pm. On a Monday.

>>150681941
Then there is no point for you to ever post here again right?

>>150681930
>>150681954
Ya'll mad as hell.

gm mariners nation, widespread rain is finally here to work on all this smoke and the redbirds are in town for some baseball games so let's hope those bats have stayed hot

>>150681941
what will the Padres new name be when they get absorbed into Banana ball?

>>150681900
>9:05 AM PST

central chads have the best time zone, I never knew how good I had it..

>>150681941
the Padres dont just live rent free, I think you're actually pay them

>>150681930
>it used to be 6

Dodgers first team in the history of baseball to choke a no hitter on the last out and then lose KEK

>>150682123
they really did that didnt they kek

>>150682123
Why did Roberts kept Treinen in for so long?

>>150682123
Did the O’s sweep?

>>150682123
How does a bullpen go from nails to dumpster fire in a single season?

>>150682078
But it's true. Pic related is from over the weekend. They even filled the upperdeck which regular season Padre games fail to do.

The Dodgers wouldn't even be contenders if they were in the AL East. We are the toughest division in baseball.

>>150682157
You dont go to Padres games. I doubt you even leave your mom's garage Fuwawa

Fagwawa and Mocucko kek

>>150682262
Kek

why are you crazy

>>150682262
Wtf did I do?

>>150682296
all I wanted was a pepsi

>>150682262
kwabini

doggie doos kek

>>150682304
lel

>>150682327
Kek, it's kinoshita!

Doggie doos thought they were gonna repeat.

So that's 1 ring in 40 years huh

>>150682348
2

>>150682355
>mickey mouse covid ring

hidden mickey!

>>150682355
Oh no ya dont!

>>150682355
>Mickey mouse clubhouse decoder ring
KEK

>>150682355
Mickey doo em!

>>150682304
You catch alot of flak because of the Fuwawa poster

Mickey doo em kek

>>150681995
game respect game

mickeydoos kek

>>150682512
why is he presenting his butthole like that?

>>150682553
faggot mike

Looking forward to converting El Nino Caca, Machimpo, and all the Poodrepacos into Vtuber nerds in 2026. It's all part of the plan.

kys

>>150675921
I will never agree with a post that paints Dean Spanos in anything beyond a negative light.

>>150682614
>>150682628
Crazy how the Doyers attract so many pedophiles. Is it just an LA thing?

>>150682638
Yeah that post is from this vtumor shitposter
>>150682614

>>150682638
Yet the almighty Dean Spanos and the Chargers is going to win a Super Bowl this season. I'm a Cowboys fan, but rooting for the Chargers to finally win the big one so he can shit on San Diego some more for being a shitty sports city.

>>150682382
>>150682419
>>150682425
>>150682436
>>150682438
>>150682501
>>150682530
why didnt your team win it then

>>150679667
imagine a karen steals your ball and your reward is, as a phillies fan, to watch the mets win the world series in person

>>150682820
When you think about it the other 29 teams all won the 2020 World Series in alternate dimensions where Covid never happened, and the dodgers got the only fraud ring in this dimension lmaoooo. Fucking idiots.

>>150682820
No one cared about a mickey doo ring

>>150682809
>I'm a Cowboys fan
Based rang enjoyer.

>>150682836
It really do be like that kek

>>150682809
That's just being spiteful. What did San Diego ever do to you lol?

Sports in the south should cap out at high schrool football.
>m-muh SEC
Soon to be a thing of the past thanks to NIL.

>>150682809
>believing the Chargers will ever win a Superbowl
lmao typical Doyer/Cowshits fan delusion

>>150682907
I fucking love science!

i HATE the yankees

>>150682891
How dem Jests?

>>150683078
who?

>>150682809
>I'm a Cowboys fan

>>150683078
They lost. Yankees won.

>>150682809
>cowboy/ dodgers fan
I know you hear this every day but I would like you to actually kys this time.

>>150683152
that's really inappropriate to post during breakfast hours

>>150683179
stay in /nfl/ where your AI slop belongs, please

new york new york sports fans
>mets
>giants
>knicks
>rangers
new jersey new york sports fans
>yankees
>jets
>nets
>devils/islanders

>>150683216
What do you call me?

>yankees
>buccaneers
>devils
>ac milan

>>150683232
>what do you call me?
Retarded

>>150683199
That's some other guy, ironically. Trill Warren o algo. Jack Flaherty revenge game on Wednesday.

>>150682809
Why would that shit on San Diego? There are still fans here and the ones that aren't stopped hatewatching them years ago. Also the Chokers are never ever going to win a SB. Literally the Clippers of the NFL kek

>>150683238
Not wrong.

>>150683261
>There are still fans here and the ones that aren't stopped hatewatching them years ago.
Where in San Diego? All I see are Niners, Rams, and whatever team the military dudes are from.

mlb network victim-blaming scherzer right now im boilin

blow gays kek

>>150679883
who's more unhinged, bearieposter or chikaner's enemies?

Which player broke the gender barrier?

>>150683453
that recker lady

being a fan of a team that relocated from another city is like being a stepfather, you're a cuckold
they will always have another city's history inside of them

>>150683453
jaxsyn holy gay

>>150683484
NOT MY GLORYHOLES NOOOO

>>150683476
wouldnt know anything about that

>>150683423
This

>>150683484
nepotwink jackson holiday

>>150683476
You'd know a lot about that

Gawd I could go for apoundin

Fuck his azz boh

>>150683530
Please, fuck. My ass?

>>150683256
>salsas away

>>150683571
Domo azzofucko mr. roboto

>>150683466
Explain.

>>150683466
>>150683615
What about Recker throws men into confusion?

>Just read an article about CC Sabathia defending Volpe.
Is volpe the most defended player of all time? I can't really think of anyone else.

>>150683311
I've seen them around, but yeah Spanos really burnt a bridge.

Hey Jints 8 hours and 45 minutes till my sneks kick your butt

>>150683671
He had a point

>>150683671
Someone with more MS Paint talent than me should take the Orb of Confusion from SpongeBob and put Reckers *redacted* on it

>>150683671
Mind's eye this bad horse:
Recker's full on BUTT CHEAKS

>Manfred ends baseball on Sunday at 1pm
>Manfred waits to start baseball on Monday until 3pm

>>150684117
those times sound wrong, i don't think you're from baseball country

>>150682809
I like you Fuwawa. You make all the poodrepacos seethe.

>>150683907
“Reckers redacted” what?

>plastic k-pop sluts by gemini
kwab

>>150684138
You don't know ball!

>>150684176
sneed

I hit homers when my team is up by 12 runs in the 9th

>>150684271
Ohtani?

>>150684294
big juicer

>>150684157
Dragovich... Kravchenko... Recker... these 'men' must die

>>150682809
Nah dog, he fired Marty Schottenheimer after 14-2, fuck him.

I don't even LIKE most Californian teams, but I hate seeing fanbases/people maligned like that.

>>150683182
It's funny, one of my coworker/buddies is a Dodger/Cowboy/Laker fan.

And he can't hear me tell him anything because he's deaf lmao.

We are over 3/5ths of the way to nu…tho.

>>150684409
Marty was fired for not having full disciplinary control of the team. Same with Schildt, he does not have control of the team hence the mediocre performance they are in right now. The Padres fired Jayce Tingler for the same reason.

>>150684521
The cited reason has mostly to do with letting coaches underneath him actually try to grow their careers.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=clayton_john&id=2763623

This is /mlb/.

>>150676058
unfathomably based

Kek Square Munchy

>>150684724
He's FAT!

>>150684724
we love max munchy here

>>150677288
god the mets are so fucking cringe

>>150684521
Yeah and they replaced him with a milquetoast nigga like Norv. Spanos doesn't give about the Chargers or the city they're in. All he cares about is milking as much money as he can like a parasite

>>150678333
>>150678358
it's a toss up, all i know is she's from fucking philly probably a retard. i have friends that started buying houses there because they're cheap but holy junkies and niggers. the husband said
>lot of new yorkers coming down to buy
>i'd rather rent for ever in nyc than own here
maybe not the nicest thing i've ever said

>>150678782
love trump, but i'm tired of ohtani. they dick ride him so much in the media i'm tired of hearing about this jap

>>150684861
Same, Schwarber is having a more impressive year.

>>150684861
>love trump
opinion discarded

>>150684909
*deports your ballclub*
And now?

>>150684905
ohtani didn't even do shit for us in the world series. if anything the broadcasters should be sucking off freddie freeman i don't get it. Haven't been following the Phillies but good for you guys if you are a fan

>>150684521
Maybe you should care about your own team

>>150684969
>Freddie is the key to all of this. He's a better ballplayer than we've had before.
But seriously Ohtani is a stat padder and is basically the Dak of baseball (other than actually winning)

I don't know much about Schwarber but he gaped my M's and seems to be carrying the Phils in a way Ohtani isn't.

>>150684920
you still love a pedo and now you don't have baseball

>>150685155
wtf, why would he deport my ballclub?

lotta brown tranime pedophiles on /mlb/ today

>>150685337
Me on the left

Dead genny

the yankees are cheaters

>>150685945
Manfred will answer for this.

>>150686002
true

>Phillies place Trea Turner and Alec Bohm on DL
they are cooked

>>150685945
What this general needs is more Recker discussion and pics.

american cheese

id be so fat if i lived in wisconsin

>>150684905
how is trea turner not way better. stop shilling the wrong player

>>150686205
May as well be plastic.

>>150685040
schwarbs is a way bigger low leverage merchant than ohtani. the judge of the nl

>>150686002
Seething. Also, 27.

>>150686238
but enough about assless korean girls

A Dodger will be DFA'd in the coming two days as they make room for Tommy Edman.

Soto will finish the season better than Schwarber.

>>150686246
Schwarber has actually hit when it counts

Juan Shitto? The 765,000,000 man with zero deferrals? The glorified DH in the outfield? Yea, he better fucking finish better than a guy six years his senior.

>>150686217
It's not my fault he's not famous like harper or DARSH.

>>150686675
Mets > Dodgers
Cubs > Padres

Red Sox > Yankees
Astros > Rangers
>implying the Mariners aren't missing the playoffs

Brewers > Cubs
Phillies > Mets

Astros > Tigers
Blue Jays > Yankees

Phillies > Brewers
Blue Jays > Astros
1993 rematch incoming...

>>150686675
>implying the doyers will win the NL west
lol

>>150686501
name one time

>>150686758
k i n o

>>150686501
>Schwarber WPA: 2.64
>Schwarber Clutch: -1.04
>Ohtani WPA: 5.28
>Ohtani Clutch: 0.21

>>150686877
2015, 2022 playoffs

>>150686267
I hope it's Ohtani

>>150686877
>>150687540
His 2023 postseason numbers were also good

Good afternoon, Chadres nation, I have no expectations for today because it's a post Coors home game. If we win, we're back, if we lose, we'll just win tomorrow!

>>150684861
honestly, it's pretty impressive that literally like 50% of ohtani haters i've seen on x are magatards

>>150686877
>>150686246
He's slashing a .237/.367/.906 with 21 home runs in the postseason lol

>>150687729
>>150687642
>>150687540

>>150687702
I'm just glad he's out of the al west!

You wont like Ohtani when he gets angry.

>>150687666
I think we'll win

>>150687601
Send Ohtani to AA

Lets go Jo. AL Player of the Week. My man is going to have a 40 homer/100 RBI season after everyone was ready to give up on him. What a turn around.

>>150688028
send him to vegas and it's over

>>150688186
Dodgers AA is in Oklahoma

>>150688203
okay

>>150688186
this might be funny if it actually looked like Vegas

>the Mets' final stretch is literally "PTSD"
the ultimate >MEST is approaching

>>150688252
poor ai chan

I’ve been hearing stories all my life about Robert Clemente nailing people at the plate from RF, but Forbes Field’s right field foul pole was only 300 feet away? Certified fraud.

>>150688277
lmao

>jake at shortstop literally worked yesterday just fine and allowed us to have all our best hitters in the lineup
>back to Iglesias starting and O'hearn sitting
why is shildt like this

>>150688277
WCM meaning Wild Card Mets. We all know what happens next

>>150688277
kek

>>150688466
Jake as pitcher when?

>>150688466
>gachaslop
are you brown or yellow

>>150688511
>brown or yellow
does that even matter?

/v/ says doro is for trannies too not just browns kek

>>150688579
I can confirm this.

>Its gacha slop where u click on screen and see anime butt shake. Only infidels play that game
kek

Ngh...

>>150688579
who cares what /v/ thinks?

>>150688680
>stop exposing us brown trannies and our gacha coomer slop
no

Yelich is back for the Brewers and they are allowed to cheat for this series.

>>150687540
>2015 playoffs
Mets swept them in the CS kek

>>150688875
Yet the cubyals won the world series

>>150688925
Turns out our ass was in the jackpot too :(

KEK nikkemexicans exposed by /v/

>Ryan Bliss tore his right meniscus over the weekend during his rehab assignment in Tacoma. He had surgery today and will miss the remainder of the season.
this poor kid, I hope he's healthy for spring training because he's got to earn a roster spot again.

>Dad and Son who surrendered the home run ball named Andrew and Lincoln Feltwell
Bet they Felt pretty Unwell after that whole ordeal!

>>150689023
You can't carlospost your own greentext.

no...NO!!!

>>150689219
>>dodgers will be eliminated in the wildcard round
Pepe chad out from left field!

>>150689237
pepe chad is here
who wants a rare

Philliesbros... not like this

>>150689268
philthy kek!!11

I’m glad football is on now so I can’t be tormented by this mediocre Mets team day after day

>>150689268
Jordan Romano status?

LEGO METS

my power is gonna go out and i'll miss mnf and mariners....

>>150689328
>mets have swept the phillies in NYC
>phillies have swept the mets in philly
weird trend

new seoul mets

>>150689340
That pic makes me want a switch 2 for some reason

>>150689347
phillies only won 2/3 at home last series

>>150689373
oh shit you're right, idk why I thought they swept.

>>150689364
it makes me want to get my ass fucked

>>150689390
Phillybro…

>>150689390
Chop on, brotha!

>>150689219
>thinking the dodgers will even make the post season at this point
this "we are inevitable" thinking is the reason the dodgers have been playing at a sub .500 rate for the last 3 months

why did Soto stop that silly meme slide thing?

Philliesisters i do NOT feel good with this man on the mound

Umpcucks starting early.

>>150689469
the doyerpacos had no problem winning a billion games before ohtani joined them. What happened?

Harper seems like kind of a cunt at first base

it's all part of the plan bro dodgers are just lulling everyone into a false sense of security for entertainment purposes

>>150689575
he's actually really good at it but still does everything really robotic.

>>150689539
they lose for entertainment purposes

it's up!

>harper leading off
wtf

>>150689611
>still no smith
:(
>muncy back
:)

>>150689611
munchybros.... we are so back

What would he be doing if he didn't become a baseball player?

>>150689638
swimming

>>150689638
Gambler

>>150689638
Ever heard of a lil place called Nanking?

>>150689638
in debt from gambling on sports

>>150689649
>>150689702

Steve Carlton mentioned. Zoomer pitchers could never.

I could go for apoundin

>>150689611
no one cares doyerpaco

chop on, brutha

>>150689611
everyone cares dodgerchad

David Stearns fucking killed this team man I can’t believe he fucking whiffed on every single acquisitions this past off-season and trade deadline

holy shit did Bader actually get his foot over the glove?

>>150689826
Nah he was clearly out, his whole leg moved lol. Idk how the ump missed that.

>>150689845
kek I actually thought for a second he pulled that off
also love the smol bawl

ITFCB

Cubs win!!!!

Sosa is such a great fucking ball player

McLean is hanging that slider and he’s gotta stop before Harper and Schwarber get back up.

>>150689605
Julio has really shot up the list.

Mets fan Frank the Tank in a swimming pool shirtless with titties lapping.
https://x.com/MattPiperJenks/status/1965177453812543505

>>150689611
>Muncy back
a reason to continue living...

>>150689906
how can you be so fat and so frail at the same time

>back 2 back McDonald’s commercials
America is back in a big way

Philthies clearly pushing the walls back for Mets turn at bat.

>>150689926
fuck yeah

Way to keep it fair Petey! Your national league leader in doubles btw.

As a cubs fan I'm so sorry...

faggie bears kek

>>150689997
cool it please...please

>>150689992
pete did it his way

>>150689923
being fat implies you're frail though

Nimmo you fucking BUM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?!

>>150690009
the stronger you are the higher body fat % you'll have compared to the average person. For fat fucks that do nothing though yeah

>>150689997
no...NO!!!

That was a fucking MEATBALL that Harper just missed phew

>>150689905

maybe an injury he didn't want to tell anybody about?

schwarber just missed that damn

Who is the greatest fucking baseball player?

>>150690069
I don't want to say it because you're gonna get upset
okay it's Ohtani

>>150690069
I was a pretty good gape to gap hitter

damn great play

nice play

>>150690069
Anthony freakin' Recker.
....'nuff said!

Thank you Brett Baty my greatest ally

>>150690069
vladdy

are cubs fans ready to lose to the vikings tonight?

>>150690069
Barry Bonds*

>>150690063
He's always better in the second half.

>>150690069
Bobson Dugnutt

kek

can we get a muncy nu

Which players always have a solid bottom half?

>>150690236
no, we cannot.

>>150690242
why not

KEK CHICAGO MORE LIKE CHICANO

BROWN AND BLACK ANIMALS IN OUR LANDS

WE WILL TEACH YOU YOUR PLACE

>>150690273
it’s bad for you

>>150690273
because

>>150690277
kino incoming

>>150690223
me when Shildt makes a good lineup and raises my hopes only to go back to the shitty one the day after

>>150690069
Ichiro!

>>150690281
You're killing me, Smalls!

>>150689673
i mean he propably could solo hundreds of changs but he didn't ask what would he do if it's 1930s

Metsbros why do I never see anyone criticize David Stearns when he objectively screwed up this deadline and off-season and the fact that he didn’t even draft any of the young pitchers he called up to try and save the season?

KILL
THEM
ALL

imanaga is getting tagged today

Monday Night Football is about to start

>>150690300
I criticize stearns for not bringing Bader back or getting him at the deadline. I can’t blame him for who his predecessor drafted before we see who he has drafted make it to the majors, and it’s not his fault fucking Helsley sucks all of a sudden. I was excited about him coming to New York initially.

>>150690300
what do you mean shitting on stearns is its own organized sport.

my phillies doin a lil sumthin:)

>>150690330
>spic mad his race cannot into football

>>150690236
I just realized the muncy thread finally got archived. Is muncyposter officially dead?

Nice bunt RETARD

Mullins sucks so fucking much

I hate niggers

why are americans incapable to be offensive without being dumb?

>>150690300
i've been calling him a cheap jew all season

Where is @nutho?

>>150690419
Can’t bake rn the nu oven broke :(

damn he's out

nu
>>150690473
>>150690473

>mets are literally owned by a kike
LMAO

>>150690009
>being fat implies you're frail though
does this look frail to you?