Thread 150683583

a bit under 8 bings to go, i am very excited to spend time with my vikies frens again :D

anime

>>150683593
why jean luc

>>150683583 (OP)
I thought bings were minutes

I'm excited to see our new cute cheerleaders vikiebros

>>150683609
oh sorry i meant bongs

>>150683616
As a chiefs fan my attention is heavily invested in the Vikings cheerleaders squad

anime

>>150683635
but they're women, kansas city fren

6 hours to go

Hot take:
I don't give a fucking shit about the cheerleaders. Who honestly does? Cowboys fans, because of their reputation? Shit the Bears got rid of theirs 40 years ago

>>150684551
I must have missed something, what happened

>>150684567
They replaced their female cheerleaders with gay men

>>150685430
what the fuck, all of them?

1 hour and 15 minutes to go!

why wont the other kelce stop shouting?

GO VIKANGZ!!

>>150689549
also skol vikings

SO SAY GOODBYE A LITTLE LONGER LIKE I ATE A PIECE OF BIG RED
GREW A MUSTACHE THE SIZE OF MIKE DITKA'S FOREHEAD

Da Burrs road to the superb owl starts now

You're all gay and I hate you.

Who's getting excited for JJ McCarthy"s nationally televised butt raping!

Can someone explain what is going on between Mina Kimes and Outkick?

why are packturd fans posting gay porn?

>this is what Vikings fans look like

Fucking hell really??

>NFC North thread
>Full of faggotry
Even NFC East threads aren't this gay.

>>150689794
if you can't literally bury your face in your woman's tits, you're doing it wrong.

49-0 Bears
screenshot this

>>150689805
The Caleb effect. Imagine when he signs for the Cowboys in 2 years.

>>150683583 (OP)
hi finnbro :3 how we feelin' tonight fellow KANGZ

let's go JJ

Is that Caleb WIlliams?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Caleb screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Caleb and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Caleb, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Caleb Williams stole my heart and drank my seed.

The Bears always shit the bed on prime time and i wish this game was Sunday and noon.

>>150689832
A bit gay innit

Tonight's MNF matchup between the Vikings and Bears is a high-stakes divisional game defined by the trenches and an explosive offense versus an elite defense.


Both teams prioritized their lines this offseason. The Vikings made a massive statement, adding All-Pro defensive tackles Jonathan Allen and Javon Hargrave, completely transforming their front seven. The Bears gave their young QB a new bodyguard, acquiring two-time All-Pro guard Joe Thuney.

The Vikings' strength lies in their defense, now a chaotic, blitz-heavy unit under coordinator Brian Flores. They have one of the league's top weapons in Justin Jefferson. The big question mark is rookie QB J.J. McCarthy making his first start on the road, with his dynamic WR Jordan Addison suspended.

The Bears' offense is their strong suit. Under new head coach Ben Johnson, they're a creative, multi-dimensional unit with a full arsenal for Caleb Williams. However, their defense is in trouble. Key players like CB Jaylon Johnson and LB T.J. Edwards are injured, leaving their secondary vulnerable.

This game is a fascinating chess match. The Vikings will bring pressure to test Williams, while the Bears will try to exploit the rookie QB. However, the Bears' defensive injuries, particularly in the secondary, are a massive problem. They simply can't afford to be short-handed against the best receiver in the NFL.

Final Verdict: The Vikings' defensive superiority and the health of their key players give them the clear edge. Expect them to pressure Williams and win a low-scoring battle.

Prediction:
20 - 13 Vikings

>>150683583 (OP)
Packers win the North this year.

>>150689848
thanks chatgpt

>>150689858
Why don't you write a better analysis, fleshbag

>OP made a game thread 8 hours early

Holy based…

Anyone got a stream?

Undefeated teams wya?

>>150689857
packers are named after a meat packaging plant and have nothing to do with cheese

>>150689874
Yeah I got a stream for you
*DX chops u*!

Is that Packers legend Jim McMahon

>>150689865
I'm busy screen capping more gay porn to post.

>>150689874
Right here bro

*squirts liquid diarrhea stream into your mouth, nostrils and eyeballs*

how many times tonight?

jj mccarthy is a bust

>>150689538
>>150689552
>>150689564
>>150689822
>>150689830
lets go frens! happy to have you here!

>Wendys commercial

Eat the slop eat the slop eat the slop eat the goddamn slop

>>150689794
>t. low test bug

>>150689848
>The big question mark is rookie QB J.J. McCarthy

>>150689918
you live in wisconsin

>>150689900
Well shit I was too busy to do all that research and type a pre game analysis up myself.
So maybe instead of talking shit about people actually doing things to improve the thread (like posting pre game analysis) be the change you want to see in the world and do something yourself instead of just bitching when others do something, anything, even if it wasn't the best thing since sliced bread

>>150689922
>followed by a pharma ad with 500 side effects

Who rooting for a /tie/ here?

>>150689794
BBC TORPEDO

>>150689929
Oh, you misunderstood. I wasn't being critical by any means

>>150689922
how can you watch the pregame stuff? it's so awful. I turn the game on 5 mins before at most.

>>150689933
I do think this game is more about JJ than any other one player.
If he plays like he did at Michigan Vikings win, if he shits the bed Bears have a chance to win.
Could you imagine how cool it would be if he levels up and turns into a true QB1?
I'm rooting for the guy, he just plays the game the white way ifkwim

Streamers are unironically better than commentators

chicago bears? kek more like gaycago gayers

>>150689936
at least edit it into snappy bullet points befitting a forum post. do you think anybody wants to read paragraphs of fluff like
>The game is a fascinating chess match

>>150683583 (OP)
Cornball motherfucker

Can somebody post the webm/gif of jay cutler getting his helmet knocked off by the reffie

Anyone else sick of the fat kelce?

is it finally our year?

>>150689933
Right?
>hmm we're not sure how much this Harbaugh screen pass merchant the Vikings overreached 2-3 rounds for, who missed last year because he blew his shit apart in training camp, is going to do in his first game ever
He's the reason I'm not worried about missing Jaylon Johnson. McCarthy can't even throw far enough for that to matter.

>>150689988
>gif of jay cutler getting his helmet knocked off by the reffie
just pasted that into google and i'm watching it right now, hahaha, it's funny, hahaha, you should see it.

>this is the condition of the turf

how many injuries tonight?

>>150690011
you got lucky because of injuries today.
enjoy the W. we'll see you later with healthy Jaylon Johnson.

>>150690023
How is this Fucking allowed!?

Place is empty

>>150690023
They had like 6 concerts since the last preseason game for some odd reason.

>>150690035
Vikings dont travel well, fairweather as can be

>ben johnson
more like flem snotson

>>150690023
based bears going for the OHK on Justin Jefferson

>>150690023
>>150690032
Chicago public sector is in charge of field maintenance for the Bears not the team. It's some legal thing I can't remember but I heard it explained on a podcast. That's why they have such consistent issues

>>150690023
the league generates billions per year and still allows this, fucking insane

>>150690023
>>150690032
If a Viking gets a season injury the Bears should lost draft picks

>>150690041
>for some odd reason.

>>150689894
>>150689902
Thank god I’m asking for a friend and that I’m not actually a football fan. You’re all a bunch of retarded faggots

>>150690067
vip row dot nu

>>150690023
>WAHHHH THE GRASS ISNT SOFT ENOUGH
boomers and greatest gen literally played in mud. You guys are fucking faggots

>>150690067
a c e z

>>150690067
You are poor brown and stupid. Any white knows where the streams are at birth. But pays for it anyways because they aren't poor and don't care. Hell I pay and still go to streams just to post slurs in the chat. NFL is really leaving money on the table there.

>>150689919
you're a dedicated fren staying up so late to watch our kangz

>>150690067
Kek gonna have a melty and piss your pants about it? Nobody here owes you shit in this life. Act accordingly

these are actual shit teams

Scot van pelt is a spirit Halloween skeleton looking ahh mf fr fr

>>150690095
i went for my pregame nap after 9pm and now it's almost 3 am, ofc i'm gonna schedule my vikies games with my vikies frens

I need Loveland to score more than 12.06 fantasy points!!

My Vikings about to stomp these shitbears into submission ahhhhhhhhhhh

Anyone else watching wheel of fortune in the meantime? What the hell have they done to this show!??

>>150690115
>fantasy points

>>150690112
Based and purple pilled

>>150690112
Based real nap plan fan

r8 don't h8

>>150690077
Thank you based Finn. I’m sorry you stuck here with these low iq faggots

Some of you I'm sure are quite comfy right now. But are you comfy (like a KANG)?

>>150690142
>bear cdown

>>150690142
Bear claw is kind of gay desu

>>150690142
Bears bringing out those twinks too ong

>>150690142
>original is from reddit
of course it is

>those inactives
Burrsbros...

>ohhhhhm
How many tonight?
>Ohhhhhmmmm
I'm feeling anxious haha

ALL TEAMS REPORT IN
iggles here

>>150690145
no problem fren enjoy the game!

>>150690148
i am reaching critical levels of comfy and cozy

BARE BACK BROTHERBOOD BROS READY TO BEAR DOWN

Not gonna lie bros I'm looking forward to the Manning cast. I don't usually watch it I prefer the proper broadcast but it's been so long since I've watched one. Wanna see what autism Eli displays today

>>150690159
yeah it's gonna be ugly. viqueens got lucky as fuck they get us without our best player.

What's Sam thinking right now?

>>150690162
My panthers here

>>150690175
Kill. Yourself.

>>150690175
>Manning cast

>>150690142
based and bear pilled

DON'T NEED NO MONEY MUCH SWEETER IS A-HONEY

cahm on boys

Hello bears fans. Enjoy the flores blitzing experience against that garbage O-Line of yours. Kek

Vikings are gay

can't call Caleb gay unless your GF is hotter

>>150690148
>unseasonably cool
>windows wide open
>mnf
>thicc covers brought out for bed
Oh yeah we comfy

>>150690175
tonight's mannincast is going to be legendary

im just here to see someone's legs literally explode

>>150690162
Rasm

>>150690162
>>150690181
>>150690199
>>150690209
welcome frens

>>150690203
They got Saquon Barkley coming on too

>>150690192
OL is the least of our worries, we have no secondary tonight because niggas don't know how to stretch their hamstrings properly.

>>150690192
we will

Finna pop a 9 milly uppy decky at kickoff

dubs decides my dinner

>>150690192
>. Enjoy the flores blitzing experience
Ben Johnson has consistently whipped flores' ass and nullified his scheme

>>150690229
chinese

>>150690229
Piss and feces

>>150690229
Wings

>>150690229
the place that is nearest to you

>>150690229
Cock, if there's any left after Caleb's pregame cum-loading.

8 pack of cold hotdogs w/ ketchup

>>150690203
is there even a free stream for the Manningcast?

>>150690229
cigarette butts and used coffee grounds

>>150690229
'za

>>150690229
oktorok

>>150690229
Tator tot casserole or deep dish pizza based on who you think will win

>>150690023
Pitiful. The burrs are losing their team to some shitty Chicago suburb and they’re going to deserve it

>>150690229
Ropes? Bombs?

When it comes to football, the sack is Caleb Williams’ favorite part

Gut tells me to trust McCarthy with O'Connell more than Caleb with Johnson

>>150690229
something healthy :)

>>150690253
Can you just stop pretending to be poor and buy a thing you like for once

Streaming MNF for anons

gg/eGA3Y2HmZ8

>>150690229
Poop stick

>>150690261
Reminder that if you have over 3 your team is utter plastic and you’re just a customer

>>150690274
>GA3Y
yup that's the stream all right

>>150690268
Top kek desu senpai

what if McSharty's other knee explodes?

BTD6 makes me so fucking mad

>>150690268
the ballsack? hehe

>>150690280
You only say that cause your a burrs fag. The real cutoff is 2

Should be a permanent ban offense to make a game thread this early

>>150690229
cum

>>150690229
booty

>>150690309
My clots just have 1 due to the mass public sleeping on Daniel Dimes

>>150690229
Wingstop

Weewoooweewoo lets gooooooo

>>150690315
why fren, it's a pre-game thread if you read the title

RACE WAR
RACE WAR
RACE WAR IN CHICAGO LOOMS

>>150690229
Pinnacle Pizza

How will this game be able to compete with the kino of BUF-BAL last night?

Manningcast is kino

24-17 KANGS TAKE IT TO BANK

>>150690325
Yo dey YNs wildin senpai

LMFAO

>>150690335
Watching JJ Mccarthy take a massive shit on TV is going to be highly entertaining.

O H
H

L A W D
A
W
D

OH LAWD

>>150690333
Are trips dubs? A question for the philosophers.

>>150690195
>>150690340
Kangz losing

I CANFEEL ITTTTT

>>150690112
based finnfren. HERE WE GO LETS GET HYPED KANGZ

We is kangz?

HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOOP DAWG

i can feel it cumming
in my hair
tonight

OH LAWD

OH LAWD

>Joe Kino

Beautiful voice on the lad

>>150690356
Close enough but what the fuck is a "Pinnacle Pizza" fucking wasted

Buck and Aikman are kino and comfy. Fuck the haters.

>>150690356
yes it is, lets stop spamming the thread with food gets and focus on football :)

that song fucking sucks

>>150690367
that is a DISGUSTING ACT

what are you guys doing

Vikings will win

...I don't know if I can do it this time

this song is better than the phil collins version

Phil Collins is in a wheelchair

CALEB IS..,........

>>150690390
jorkin my peanuts

>LETS GOOOO
fucking go where you baboon

Have any of you ever actually had cum in your ass?

Watching manningcast, not watching mr "Dat was deeeeegussstinggggggg!"

joe buck looks like an elf now

>>150690390
Watching the vikings realize their window is thoroughly shut.

>>150690398
More like Phil Rollins amirite

>painted nails
burrs losing

My stream is like 5 minutes behind. Could you all refrain from referencing any scoring plays for a minimum 10 minutes after scoring? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Did they do the 2xF35 flyover yet? Why didn't they show that yet.

Yes Burrsfags, Johnson is McVays son.

Caleb is a bust

i am your better

I think I'm become attracted to the Finn poster. It's really cute how he posts.

>>150690409
No but I’ve had a wiener in my butt once

>painted nails
>colored earrings
why is Caleb so zesty?

>>150690411
ARCH BUSSY

>>150690346
what does that mean?

Love Joe and Troy. Just like my own personal gay football dads

>>150690422
You wont have to worry about that, if you are a queens fan

Quick reminder that john madden would literally be such a blowhard mahomes cocksucker if he were still alive

>monday night football
>it's light out

HOLY FUCK 2 F35'S JUST HIT THE STADIUM

stop with the R word

>>150690426
zesty

>>150690409
nope but what >>150690428 said

>>150690409

Yeah, feeling his cock throb in my ass as he's filling me up is incredible. Go Bears!

>>150690414
He asked me if I ever visit the cloud district

>>150690425
better numbers than your QB's rookie season

JJ dies on the 3rd play.

>>150690426
that cuck cave got converted i thought

>>150690261
>drafted #1 overall
>no primetime games
kek

>>150690436
Based Madden

who would /sp/ cast to play Caleb and jjJJ?

Lisa Salters is so fucking sexy

Is mccarthy legit? Does it even matter?

>>150690426
Probably the zestiest setup I've ever seen.

>>150690426
Those blankets are really good for jerking off into they're really soft

Why is football becoming disneyfied? Every single game, player, franchise, towel boy, coach, etc has some leddit backstory

>>150690428
>>150690441
What's that like

>>150690449
>yeah, but!
kwab

>>150690462
you are 6 minutes behind

Vikoids have been shillin JJ Mcdarthy nonstop for over a year now. How will they cope if he’s shit?

JJ gonna get his bussy blasted

>theres daddys little qb
Uhhhhhh

>>150690466
I meme but if KOC believes in him then I trust that he can turn into a good QB. I will never admit this when replying to a Viqueer though.

Jalapeno spam and scrambled eggs for dinner alimony payments are tough

>>150690461
That movie is gonna be high levels of kino never before seen on this earth

>>150690483
who were they referring to?

>>150690478
painful, hurts more going out than in though

>>150690477
>Why is football becoming disneyfied?
...I don't want to scare you, but look up who owns ESPN

I can't wait to light up this bad boy in a few hours

>McSharty
Yall finna bouta find out hes garbage

favorite madden quote?

Pottery

SHOW THE FUCKING PLANES CMON MAN

>>150690502
it was like this before ESPN

ok frens grab your consumables and get ready to enjoy yourselves!

>>150690498
obviously not gayleb, he's a momma's boi.

>>150690481
I dont know how they cope with having had one of the most talented teams in the league for the last 5 years, but they wasted it with cousins and only now on their downslope are they playing a young QB.

Textbook Mismanagement

>>150690492
>actually fell for the marriage meme
You were warned kek.

>>150690492
get yourself some chorizo to switch things, keep ur head up anon

The titties on this IBM lady

>>150690478
It just felt like a mass in my butthole, not really like taking a dump, but it just felt like a big mass in my butt going in and out

Joe Buck is such a fucking retard.

>>150690506
I'll give him until the end of the 2026 season before I determine if he's good or not.

>>150690527
Came here specifically to comment on this

My Eagles would booty blast both these shit ass teams.

It was written. Eons ago. The fates have decided. That Jonathon James McCarthy will lead SKOL nation to multiple Lombardi's and supplant Brady for the throne of the GOAT.

Ive driven on that road right next to Soldier field. Im from Alabama

>>150690274
thanks

Bears need some ooky spooky Chicago magic to win this game.
On paper they should lose their ass without their best CBs and LB.
But it's also McSharty's first ever start, on the road without his starting LT.

>>150690461
Amy Schumer as Caleb Williams
Zendaya as jj
Warwick Davis as a stunt double anytime a qb is shown getting sacked
Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the football

FUCK that old bitch

Would you?

My family has been discussing whether or not they can press charges on the woman who gave my dad HIV. I'm being serious.

HOLY BASED

>>150690532
Did it make you cum hard at least?

Now THIS is an anthem

>>15069053
Those puppies were just bouncing all over when she started climbing the stairs.

>jersey mikes
>bought by blackstone

No thank you

How many tonight?

Chad anthem

tf is this anthem

>stream works perfectly for the past 30 mins
>shits now

BASED USA USA USA USA

>>150690548
You need to watch what you say about warwick davis

>>150690517
beef stew :)

chicago seems based if you have fuck you money

of course the NIGGERS are talking in the middle of the Anthem

Anthem kino man is back, love this dude

My dolphins would get booty blasted by these shit teams

Powerful national anthem. Burrs by 20+

Lol

This guy is good

A White anthem singer? Holy shit. I LOVE Trump's America!

holy kino

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150690169
this person should be drawn and quartered.
we already have a gay faggot as a quarterback, go cheer with the other gay faggots for the chargers.

>>150690557
I don't think it was a woman. Isn't the chance of getting HIV from a woman from PIV like 0.001%? More likely a man put it up his bottom.

>>150690565
Not even good AI slop

HOLY FUCK

>>150690560
Yeah desu, best coom of my life

Do you guys not get tired of hearing the anthem before EVERY game

This anthem fucking sucks…why couldnt they get Alicia Keys to do it???

goddamn I love this country

>betting on the vikings
>my bears could get lucky and win
I win either way

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

based

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS KINO

F-35s just flew over my house!

That was the best anthem I ever heard. I am crying red white and blue right now

Best anthem I've ever heard holy shit

>>150690602
No lol

JIM IS SO BASED

WAAAAAH! why did they get someone that can actually sing! I WANTED TO HEAR MUHHHHHH MTV PLASTIC FUCKDOLLS!!!!!

>>150690601
Based

Ummm based department

call me stupid frens but i prefer this kind of anthems to having that same generic soul woman

I want the FLOAT ad already hurry the FUCK up

is this opera god damn this is awesome singing

euros could fucking never

already drank my beers and it's not even started

what a kino anthem
reminds me of when the blackhawks were a good hockey team
amazing flyover too

Based boomer opera singer making browns seethe via his inherent superiority

>flyover
what a waste of resources

>>150690602
no, in fact run it back i'll hear it again

>>150690602
Yeah I do. I used to be stationed in Germany and I had to hold a saliyte for both the German and US anthem.

BEARS WINNING BY 40 WITH THAT ANTHEM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Based National Anthem performance

reminder we're supporting the vikings because chicago is a nigger and spic infested sanctuary city for subhuman invaders in our lands

>>150690602
why would we?

>>150690633
who is he?

>>150690602
No.

>>150690533
we don't say the R word here

>>150690602
No

>>150690605
it will be a tie, just to spite you bear anon.

I'm ready bears bro!

unc got some pipes damn

>>150690644
Jim Cornelison
He sings for the Bears and Blackhawks routinely

reminder that playing classical or opera music sounds like nails on a chalkboard to a negroid

>>150690644
Jim Cornelison

>>150690642
Yeah little Somalia is the white man's way

>>150690597
It's not though. It's an edit

Based anthem. Hopefully it sets the tone for the rest of the game.

>>150690642
>rooting for Minnesomalia
Nice try, faggot

Planes nowhere near the stadium. They buzzed Wrigley far closer and that was just during AWS rehearsals... Disappointing given the c. 3hr flight time that took from Minn.

when does the national guard start cracking heads on the south side

Hope Ice raids the game

>>150690667
Don’t reply to chikaner.

>moved to a new place
>dogshit internet
>no time to set up a new one
>have to hotspot this game
You better not let me down, this game better be kino

>>150690664
I fap to a portrait of Beethoven that I hanged on my wall

>commercials
>anthem
>commercials
right....

>>150690644
Blackhawks anthem guy from the Stanley Cup years

>

>>150690664
because its terrible. Love how whites had to steal actual good music from Black people because their “music” was such trash

>>150690668
You can call it whatever you want, the back is 100% AI and he looks weird and soft

>>150690642
>>150690667
The duality of marginalized man

Chicago has the best game day food

Tuned in just in time.

They deferred??? No respect for our offense!

IT'S OVER

>>150690672
that tone could land you in jail

>>150690602
Ngl m8, I went to a sprint car race in Iowa and they legit played the Canadian, US, and Australian national anthem back to back to back. Had a girl sing each one as there were drivers from each country racing. Was pretty kino. Respect

>>150690684
Hung

Shit game

>Ben Johnson
Just woke up from my year long coma. I thought he was OC for the Lions???

That was a damn good national anthem. Bears should hire this guy to do all their anthems for the rest of the year.

Get this guy to lead the crowd when the Vikings have the ball on offense to hype up the stadium.

>>150690685
commercials are nice to learn about new food items or stuff you may not know exists. you would know if you had money and werent a dirt poor gypsy

Good game so far

Based

>>150690685
they didn't go to commercial once in the last 7 minutes of the bill ravens game last night. wanted to get to the 11 o'clock news

>>150690602
Not when its a kino performance like that

go bears!

van ginkel is finna break a buck tonight

football is hard to watch when you realize they dont where cups and all have huge cocks

>>150690671
>>150690667
subhuman spics detected

>>150690721
PEACH of a three yard run

Bureau reported 63,192 people with Somali ancestry in Minnesota in 2023

serious question, why are you frens giving minnesota shit for having a small somali population when chicago is 30% black (which is almost a million)
no hate im just asking

>>150690708
I am hung

LETSO GOOOOOOOOOO. BEAR DOWN.

>almost a delay of game
JJ a bust

My favorite anthem was the brazillian one, with the sax and double bass

Is this qb good? Does it even matter with a team this stacked?

WHO YOU GOT?

Viqueens about to be humiliated, their inbred fans going to be beating wives tonight.

I will never understand why teams try to take it out when a touchback goes to the fucking 30 now

>>150690720
Who the fuck learns about useful products from TV commercials? Are you 60+ yo or something?

Lions bros
Our thoughts?

JJ going to be good isn't he? Smart white qb

LMAO GET FUCKED JJ

SACKED.COM

Approximately 90 minutes ago, I ate the final slice of yesterday’s leftover pizza

SACK THAT SEXY WHITE ASS

who's the vikings back up qb when this one gets injured

There goes the meniscus

>JJ McSackedthreeandout
KWAB

UH OH STINKY ROOKIE QB

>>150690747
How else is he going to learn about the latest anti-acne pharmaceutical so he can ask his medical professional if it's right for him?

>mccarthy's voice sounding like hitler during presnap
based

Kek based

Based

JJ MCSACKY

when is the last time Chicago won anything in any sport? I forgot the bulls and blackhawks even exist. Have the white sox ever been good?

McCarthy missed and open guy

GET THAT TWINK

I am ready to own the division again

>>150690763
His rookie season was last season

>>150690719
they're overcompensating because chicago is a conquered exclave of mexico at this point

SOON

Minnesota bros why didn’t you just keep Darnold?

GAY GAY MCSHARTY KEK

mccarthy is going to be dogshit kek

>>150690689
cute cope coon

Payton has a ton of makeup on
Eli none

BUSSY TIME

How many tonight?

this is going to be a mid off....

>>150690602
Kek, no.

Who the fuck thought this kid would be good enough to draft and worse yet better than darnold's last year? He sucked at michigan and was by far the worst part of their team

what the fuck did that rusher just do?

Caleb finna show how a real man plays qb

Bros we have entered the ZEST ZONE

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>>150690786
>spics seething about white QBs

Is the pope at the game tonight?

Caleb might be the worst draft in NFL history

>>150690780
>green gay

BOCA ROTON AIR BNB

My panthers could get assblasted by both these fantastic teams.

>>150690745
>has to cheer for an american team because >1993
kwab

new thread recycle

>>150689786
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>>150689786

I miss the bills

>>150690795
Eli has made fun of him for it in the past.

Where can I watch this game with an actual decent framerate.

Look how shit this game appears on my 100 inch tv.

>>150690810
McCarthy isn’t white

How did he miss that sack?

>Vikings season is already over

SAD, should have brought back the Darnold

This new Bears O line is so much better holy shit

BING BING WAHOO

>>150690830
My vikenigs are slow and retarded

Lionsbwos.... ben johnson was the real couch of our team wasnt he

I was told the Viking Defense was elite...

>a clean pocket for the bears
I'm gonna cum

>>150690747
could be anything. local fencing company. new sandwich shop. these cringe boomer drug ads are never on for regular programming only sports it seems

Le dump it off

>>150690692
The background is literally a photograph I got from Google though. Not ai

>>150690818
Earlyfag

>gayleb fagiams is still a checkdown merchant
kwab

>>150683583 (OP)
Why is this a prime time game?

>>150690785
i want that bum off my seahawks already

>>150690532
Caleb focus on the game!

Lol Odunze was WIDE open

Dumb ape

>>150690838
That pocket was nice

If Caleb Zest has that much time he could do some thangs

>>150690846
Their DC is a blacktivist retard

>jewish globohomo rigging it for the black qb over the white one
yeah i've seen this script before

>>150690823
https://thetvapp.to/tv/wabc-new-york-abc-east-live-stream/
i used this because it's the most reliable

Brian Flores confirmed TAPED

Cole Kmet should not be in at Fullback

>>150690823
Streameast as long as you don't have brownoid wifi

League's not ready for the Williams/Johnson combo t bh

vikings traded all that draft capital for dallas turner and he never plays

>>150690818
Retard

> No Nutbutter pinwheel RB running plays

Yawn

>>150690689
*Whites.
*bl*ck.

>>150690846
I was told if you dream of the next world you’ll find your self swimming in a lake of fire

this field looks like shit, guess it makes sense to call it (American) soldier field

R8 my gametime meal

>>150690886
Many such busts for Kwesi

I want zesty Caleb to win because he's funny

reminder that south chicago is about to break into a race war with ICE

ELITE BLACK QB

>>150690897
based DT chad

Migrate

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>>150690899
5 sold out concerts last weekend, I'm amazed there's even grass down.

Damn that was a nice throw and catch

The NFC North is fuckin scary this year

How Zesty is this Caleb guy?

im getting a little nervous vikebros, the secondary is still weak

>>150690823
that's the problem with big tvs you need 4k+ resolution to not look like ass but nearly 20 years later and there's hardly anything that supports it and the streaming services that have "4k" typically just upscale

>>150690885
ben johnson got goof to play well most of the time, surely he can get caleb to play well

minnesomaliasissies...

>23 YARDS
KEK

>>150691498
are you the brit im talking to on discord bout football