Thread 150689220

kill yourself, spammer

Raiders

Heh....

Da flu :)

KANGZ

Putting my penis between temujins big brown tiddies

post week 1 webms

>>150689240
Full of cum

>>150689240
more like tRaitors since they moved to vegas

Packers fans might be the only fan base that can out-retard Eagles fans.

>>150689240
who is this goddess of sex?

>>150689240
You look like this and say this

>xhe still insists that I am broncos fan.
3 years of this and the muttlover is sticking to its guns. Now that is dedication.

Lmao

>>150689257
It’s the alcohol

Passing yards are not a QB stat. they're a roster construction stat. a well built roster doesn't require high volume passing yards, and the number of QBs you actually WANT to pass with high volume are honestly in the single digits, and it's closer to 1 than it is 9

>>150689240
Temuqueen

jj mcfarty gets sacked 6 times tonight
t. knower

>>150689257
Packers fans are cringe retards. Eagles fans are based retards. This is the way.
>>150689262
I honestly thought the Giants would be better than expected, but they seem to be as expected lol

>>150689248
calm down bro she's in the thread right now you'll get me tood

cant wait to foomblepost tonight bros

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

>>150689257
seethe

did I fuck up?

>nails not did
>rocking the urlacher
He means business tonight

Caleb Williams has been finger blasting teammates in the showers post game and he can't keep getting away with it

>>150689279
you still got this king

pretty sure all of the good guys won so far
we really need the burrs to not frick this up

>>150689257
I HAVE IT, I NEVER PASS IT, I WORK MY MAGIC

Anyone posting webms of Mahomes throwing an errant pick to the extent spammer does deserves tk get permabanned and charged with harassment

>>150689220 (OP)
If Caleb turns out to be a bust, not onlyu will you never have to hear my opinions on QB anymore, I'm also going to douse myself in gasoline and set myself on fire.

spanish people call him el taylor swifto lol

>>150689269
gaygays first episode title tonight

>>150689282
>>nails not did
look at his right hand, retard. Of course he isn't going to paint his glove hand. How else can he beg for attention if no one can even see it?

So Cam Ward is officially on bust watch right? He looked like a worse Anthony Richardson clone out there, because at least Richardson could run the ball.

>>150689280
Base temuqueen

Rams gonna finna boutta lose da wildcard

Can’t wait for the retards on here to talk about Minnesota’s male cheerleaders all night. As if this hasn’t been thing for DECADES… LGBTQ+ people exist, stop obsessing over someone else’s life choices.

>>150689282
Holy shit he transitioned from bottom to top

We are 30 minutes from JJ McCarthy's nationally televised butt raping

>jaylon johnson out
Why did he wear that gay ass diva jacket on his way into the stadium then? We needed his goofy sex addicted ass tonight, Bears secondary is fucked without him.

>>150689279
>just a friend
She’s banging him.

>>150689300
helps he has a tennis coach for a QB coach too

>>150689295
You should send a report to the site admins about this. Let us know how it goes.

OH SAYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

AITAH?? Hubby won't let me was the Mahomes jersey that he makes illegal immigrants wear while they fuck all of my gaping latinx holes?


hey /r/AITAkansascity, my issue is basically summed up pretty well in the title. I was thinking of washing it while he visits family in Venezuela, but I'm worried he might notice it doesn't smell like tamales and fecal matter anymore.

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!!!

>>150689307
1 hour and 30 mins

>>150689320
Mac bros... it's our time.

>>150689257
>Viking and Bear making out in a cuck chair while the Packers win it all again
Going to be a fun year.

>>150689320
mac jones can beat that taints team. 9ers shouldn't be too concerened.

>>150689300
Fuck no. He started his first ever NFL game on the road against probably the best pass defense in football. Also quite a few of his throws were dropped by his receivers. I honestly respect his willingness to sling it.

>>150689320
It’s finally time for Mac Jones to put the league on notice

>>150689320
they are the exact same quarterback, so this doesn't move the needle at all

>>150689323
rent free. Get a life, loser.

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
Staffgoat rides off into the sunset

>>150689332
>while the Packers win it all again
That team's ceiling is the NFCCG. They'll probably get destroyed by Philly.

Is Mina Kimes hot?

>>150689344
>That team's ceiling is the NFCCG

>>150689325
KEK

>>150689344
Micah Parsons will assrape Jalen Hurts

No way..... is this real??

>>150689339
kek I know.
>pay $50 million for Purdy
>Mac Jones does the same like $5 million

Its overnight oats a good brand to buy for easy and cheap breakfasts??

>>150689353
Yeah, that's their ceiling. I never said they were likely to actually make it.

Purdy haters will be vindicated or proved wrong in the coming weeks

oh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

remember that these retards come here to post shit like:
>take your meds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH picrel has been their header for a whole year now HAHAHAHAHA

>>150689342
thats a man

>>150689358
Yeah, because that has happened so many times in history already.

Dan Campbell is a retard, broadly speaking but especially for hiring a complete mediocrity at OC and letting Ben Johnson's protege and Jared Goof whisperer Tanner Engstrand go to the Jets. Aaron Glenn had no worthy protege in the org, but Campbell hired within to replace him. Same couldn't be done for our vaunted offense, apparently. That plus the Ragnow post-draft retirement is all she wrote

>>150689358
Yeah, I'm sure he'll get a garbage time sack when the Iggs are up three scores. The Micah Special™

>>150689325
Based KC brownredditcuck falseflag poster

>>150689240
I'm gonna murder you and you bitch as dog and your family you fucking fat spic

>>150689282
The camo pants cuffs are esp manly

>>150689359
>your coach sucked 17 dicks?!

>>150689351
If you have to ask the answer is no

>>150689351
she is attainable cute in a male dominated field

>>150689240
Temuqueen <3

>so scared of JLove that she has to spam the same 5 webms over and over
KWAB

>>150689351
Not hot but she has a very reserved and dignified demeanor which turns me on

>>150689360
i pray one day these gms wake up and stop inflating this asinine qb bubble if they don't have a clear cut top 10 guy. they should've taken a hint all the way back in 2018 when the jags paid bortles instead of taking a chance on lameme in the draft

>>150689365
>>150689320
jesus christ niners

>>150689376
Disrespecting women is cringe.

>>150689365
Purdy is also injured

>>150689380
In a row?
>ff to January
Yoooo we got fuckin nostradamus ova heaaa'

>>150689368
I bet you wish she was fag

imagine unironically laughing at gay people and thinking that their feelings don’t matter. They’re people just like you and I and don’t deserve to be treated poorly.

Thankfully my uncle taught us the Golden Rule growing up.

reminder that eating seafood is basically eating bug meat

>Niners already dead
Lol
Lmao

>>150689395
I think Dak and Jerry broke the bubble. I don't see any QB getting over $60 anytime soon, and a team would be insane to do it. cap hitscott is like the deshaun watson for QB salaries

Lighting a candle doesn't make me gay, you assholes.

HOW CAN HE SLAP??!!?!???

>>150689418
THEY SLAP NOW?!

>>150689344
>Vikings ringlet immediately starts thinking of ways someone else will beat the best team in sports
Cuck mentality. Packers are the top of the division again, your rookie is going to be skull fucked by Parsons and Gary. There is nothing you can do about it.
If you are >dabairs lol then I even don't care

>>150689367
People who shout meds are just upset that you’re noticing.

>>150689410
No real chrstian can claim to love the Lord and turn around and espouse hatred for Gay people

>>150689405
lmao
>rapens fans
Couldn't even imagine

We ready (what, what, what)
We ready (what, what, what)
We ready for y'all (what, what, what)
We ready (what, what, what)
We ready (what, what, what)
We ready for y'all (what, what, what)

>>150689410
>imagine unironically laughing at gay people and thinking that their feelings don’t matter
Was a reality in America until 2008 but go on

>We beat a depleted Loins team week 1
>That basically means we're Owl favorites!
Like I said, the only fan base that can out-retard Philly.

Commiebros, we feeling good about thursday?

>>150689439
well it’s 2025 and humans evolve, it’s time you should too..

>Kittle ded
>49IRs

Who has goose bumps?

packers fans are the most heterosexual fans in the nfcn

>>150689441
FUCK PRACTICE THIS SHIT JUST HAPPENS

>>150689432
My full first name is actually Christian
I'm a devout, donating Catholic
I hate jews
Gays don't bother me but I avoid them when I can

>>150689407
I'd eat that ass.

>>150689456
Pretty gay bro

>>150689456
That's like saying topping isn't as gay as bottoming. (They both make you a fag)

>>150689220 (OP)
>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020

>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers

>>150689410
No one's feelings matter, not mine, not yours.

>>150689220 (OP)
Based

>>150689466
Incredibly based

Chicago
>one of the richest cities in America
>walkable city
>bodegas
>amazing cuisine
>historic art scene
>amazing hot dogs
>safe city
Minnesomalia
>brown people EVERYWHERE
>no public transit
>George Floyd
>liberal shithole
>crime everywhere
>poor

Who would've ever thought Justin Fields would be elite

Why are they putting the fucking bears on Monday?
Why do they not give MNF any decent games? It seems intentional.

the more you post gay viking cheerleaders the more i SLOP all over every NFL related thread. don't say i didn't warn you. i have multiple gigs of slop ready to dump at any time (like a KANG).

Just bet my entire net worth on Vikings winning by two tuddies. Bears are getting FUCKED today

>>150689474
how did he manage to fall?

>>150689485
>safe
>more murders than Iraq and Afghanistan combined

I'm a delusional Bear fan and even I know we are 100% cooked without Edwards, Jaylon and Kyler. Can't believe these fraud ass Vikings are going to beat us at home with a rookie QB.

>>150689432
notice how the little rat refuses to spell out the word “Christ” in christian

>>150689488
Highest viewership out of market has on average been Sunday night for almost a decade anon

Berds

>>150689485
they’re both shitholes you copelet

What is Caleb dancing to?

https://x.com/dave_bfr/status/1965181860713308540

>>150689279
>carlee with two e's
Dodged a bullet there, mate.

>>150689506
Everyman
Singlestein
Timeowitz

>>150689432
>let me tell you how this thing I don't believe in works
Old meme

>>150689494
All $20?

>>150689510
>put shit games on
>Nobody watches
>wow people must not care about football on Monday anymore

>>150689515
The audio from your wife's onlyfans gangbang videos

Gets him in the zone

>>150689490
based SKOLbro

>>150689515
Music?

im expecting a defensive slopfest with 2 shitty qbs

>>150689532
I'm gay and single

>>150689532
I'm sure he loves listening to guys grunt and groan

>>150689432
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING SNAKE

Bears fans will defend this

Ninerbros, our season is already over :(

>>150689550
Average Bears fan
That checks out

Caleb Williams was sacked a league high 68 times last season. The next closest QB? 52.

Chicago did upgrade the offensive line and Ben Johnson should scheme things up better, so that number should drop this year.

But…the Vikings front seven also got better. It was already one of the top pass rush units in the league, and now Dallas Turner is set for a bigger role. With Patrick Jones gone, Turner should be on the field around 60% of the snaps.

He came on strong late last year, and with his speed off the edge this feels like a great spot.

Play:
Dallas Turner to record 1+ Total Sacks

>>150689515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfAF92Z3iFw&list=RDYfAF92Z3iFw&start_radio=1

>>150689320
typical for the 9ers to find ways to stack some L's into this utter cakewalk of a season schedule

A great Offense now has a great defense. Pay attention league

>>150689581
kek

>adam thielen is back home
>the GINK is still a chad
>picked up mason
we finna be eatin good fellow KANGZ

On ESPN they just said Caleb Williams will not be wearing a wristband tonight.

>>150689560
Lol, brutal indictment on the city of chicago, and any supporters of its football team. That boy is light in his loafers undoubtedly

There's a real chance Derrick Henry ends up in the top 10 after this year

>Darrisaw out
Vikings playing without their second best player after JJ. Bet accordingly. Skolbros... it's gonna be a tough one.

Men that wear sneakers with suits should be beaten

>>150689532
The straightest thing you could even imagine Caleb listening to was 60 men having sex with 1 woman. Pathetic closeted cope.

>Seattle undercover cops wearing visiting team jerseys
careful out there Seahawk anons

Caleb Williams is straighter than 90% of this board, he’s literally a chad QB in the NFL. He gets more ass than any of you combined

>>150689320
>Ack Jones

>>150689266
eye test is the only truly valid qb stat

>>150689560
HHahahahahahahaahah holy shit what a FAGGOT what have you retard DONE??? Fields was better than this man

JUST IN: Chicago #Bears standout quarterback Caleb Williams is wearing RED NAIL POLISH for tonight‘s game against Minnesota.

Williams has said that he chooses his nail polish colors based on personal expression

>Bears fans
Chads with a chad city
>Vikings fans
Cucks with a cuck city
>Packers fans
Cucks with a chad city
>Lions
Gay with a burning city

>>150689585
Guys, pay attention, they shut down the juggernaut Giants offense!

You fuckers don't know ball.

>>150689634
Danger Russ!

I hate vagina.

>>150689632
Topkek

>>150689407
Wasn't this girl just stabbed on a subway?

>>150689598
Justin jeferson plays basketball?

>>150689637
You're about to know my balls, fuccboi.

Everyone getting their dildo and buttholes luped up?

>>150689606
>should we clean up the homeless drug ridden streets?
>no the middle class buying game tickets are the real danger

>>150689585
>Russlel

Henry should be cut

Chicago is 10x better than whatever flyover hovel you live in, rest assured.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
Oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord
Oh Lord
Well if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin
I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
Oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
Oh Lord
Oh Lord
Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up
No, you don't fool me
The hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you or me
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
Oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
Oh Lord
Oh Lord

Gaylib Williams vs gaygay Mccarthy about to be a spaghetti bowl

>>150689637
DAB ON EM BAKEY

>minnesota LT is out
Top kek

Isnt chicago the gotham of america

We shouldn't have females offering commentary. They inherently don't know ball because they've never played.

>>150689550
>>150689550
Vikes fan too

>>150689632
/thread

>>150689666
Caleb seems happy there and he isn't winning anything ever. Must be all the gay bars.

>>150689682
Gotham hasn't existed anywhere in the USA in 25 years.
Every city has become pretty safe

>>150689682
Only cause Caleb is Robin

Do the Bears have good Tackles?

>>150689632
hate to break it to you sweaty but the team isnt named the minneapolis vikings, nice try ;)

>>150689300
no he played a good d. his coach will be probably fired this season anyway if cam doesn't look good by december since he took levis backwards too. maybe mid next season you can talk bust.

caleb's like a year ahead in the cycle where off of last year he doesn't look all that promising. by december caleb should have more "good" i'm-not-the-problem games than he did last year if he's on track. if not bears can start looking for another qb.

Just bet my entire net worth on this parlay. How cooked am I chat?

>>150689698
>their cities don't have an nfl team
Sounds like Cuck City to me

Ramskino

>same 5 webms of jordan manlover
>5
kek

>>150689691
The surveillance state just drove everyone to nonviolent whitecollar crime no one can publically see except in news writeups like embezzlement, tax evasion, stealing from the supply room, etc.

Here in chi town we call a deep dish a hot Carl

>play like absolute atrocious crap
>10 penalties, no pass rush, secondary scorched
>still 1 possession game with division rival
what happens when they play good?

>>150689682
Gotham is another name for New Yorker foreigner.

>>150689686
>there were THREE niggas named shemar picked in this year's draft
is shemar the new jalen?

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'

>>150689704
Money in the bank. My Bears are missing 3 of their top 5 players on defense and are completely fucked.

>>150689698
>doesn't deny being a cuckold
That'll be a yikes from me Lil bro

>>150689686
Smith is playing? Oh, yeah, gayleb will be crying in mommy's arms tonight.

>>150689271
>I honestly thought the Giants would be better than expected, but they seem to be as expected lol
Honestly, same. >we played a pretty sloppy game yesterday and still won by 15. The Giants offense looked really bad. Dart might start within the month

>>150689682
No it's the windy city retard it's where all the solar windmills are

>>150689670
I'm just as hyped as you fren.

>>150689724
Is that the one with a harmonica?

>>150689725
Wow the rare self aware Chicago sports fan. Its amazing you haven't killed youself

>>150689686
>Johnson and Gordon both out
Kek burrs boutta get TORCHED

My Vikies have the best new fans in all the country. Fasting growing fanbase

Just blew a fat load to Mina's feet

>>150689721
We’re the new Gotham. The Dark Knight was filmed in Chicago. It’s over for New York.

>>150689732
>tfw I legit let loose an 8ish second shart seconds before reading this post

Karen pussy is too good bros

>>150689733
Temuqueen!

>>150689510
OK.
In a vacuum, Packers-Lions was probably the second most anticipated game yesterday. Why not swap it and this Bears garbage so that people are actually incentivized to watch MNF?

did you guys watch the chargers youtube game with ishowspeed react commentary?

>>150689752
I hope you were on the toilet.

>>150683583
>>150683583
>>150683583

>OH LORD

>>150689749
Because New York got better. It was a shit hole when they made those comics 100 years ago. You have gotten worse fucking moron stop sucking cock and fix your city already

>>150689751
Trip on Trucy

>>150689743
I'm just pissed that Jaylon Johnson talks all this shit in the media about wanting more money, wears goofy ass outfits to the stadium and doesn't fucking play against the one team we really need our CB1 for. MNF home opener and we can't have our best player against the Vikes best player. Stevenson and Nashon Wright are going to get assblasted.

Is he out of concussions yet?

One hour until JJ McCarthy's buttraping in front of the whole nation begins

>>150689351
she's the corporate "above average but inoffensive to mid women" that plagues mass media.
like crumbs from the table while the rich go online and cherry pick 10/10 escorts out of every neighborhood in the world

>>150689240
ah yes the coveted
>child gf
meme

only true gamers will understand

>>150689758
Did I ever. Watching his kick stream right now the mad man is in Thailand!!

>>150689758
no, the boomers unironically commentate better. The Mannings suck as well

>>150689754
his mistake was getting emotionally attached to pooa like a female, also his gm is totally incompetent. he does seem a bit overwhelmed at times, he needs to take a step back and go be an oc again for a couple of years, but he'll get another chance to lead a team eventually

such a fucking winnable game for the Bears they needed with their tough ass schedule, playing at home vs a rookie QB, but without Jaylon Johnson, Kyler or TJ Edwards they're legit fucked.

>>150689758
I don't know what this is but it's black and scares me

>>150689759
Nah in bed and haven't moved
Naked BTW
I don't care what faggots think I can wash my sheets anytime I want
I moved my ass a bit and there's only like a quarter sized drop of doodoo juice on there

Jk I haven't put sheets on my mattress in 2 months

>IS-IS THAT A NIGGER QUARTERBACK ON MY TELEVISION?!?!?

>GOD, FUCK NIGGERS! THE QUARTERBACK POSITION SHOULD BE RESERVED FOR THE WHITE MAN ONLY, NOT THESE LOW IQ APES! SOMEONE CONTACT DONALD TRUMP TO CALL FOR A BOYCOTT AGAINST THE NFL FOR ALLOWING THIS ATROCITY BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, GO WOKE GO BROKE!!

>JUST LOOK AT THE THICK LIPS ON THESE BABOONS. THEY WERE JUST MADE SUCK ON A BWC! IM GETTING ALL HORNED UP JUST THINKING ABOUT FUCKING THIS APE AND PROVING MY DOMINANCE OVER IT. I FUCKING HATE SEEING THESE THINGS.

gamethread:

>>150689786
>>150689786
>>150689786

>>150689462
I thought they had twinks, this looks like John Waters in a wig after being dropped in some fucking fake tan

>>150689801
>Jk I haven't put sheets on my mattress in 2 months

>>150689801
Grok is this real?

This might actually be one of the best QB performances from week 1

>>150689792
Are you saying that he got attached to pooa like a woman gets attached to a man or attached to pooa like a man get attached to a woman? Which one is the female or do they both have vaginas?

>>150689722
blacks almost name their kids after some big athlete or rapper or something so there probably is some shemar popular 20 years ago and they all named their kids after him

my bet on the bears will hit and I will not be evicted

>>150689812
I really, really like this image

>>150689814
Bus driver ass stats

>>150689823
shoulda checked the injury report, champ. it's over.

>>150689801
>>150689803
Both of these made me kek hard. Very high effort meme posts gentlesirs

Caleb Williams deals with a learning disability and seems to have dyslexia.

"That early, coaches could sense that he'd struggle with basic huddle calls and forget to motion players," Dunne wrote. "And it wasn't until later — right around that second-to-last game of the season — that coaches say they learned their quarterback had a learning disability. Multiple Bears sources tell Go Long they've seen evidence that Williams has dyslexia. They also believe that the GM, who has access to everything, was well aware of this condition before the Bears made the quarterback their first overall pick."

Being a quarterback in the NFL is difficult. Having a learning disability or dyslexia would make that job much harder.

Despite the disability, Chicago firmly believes that Williams can be the player it builds around long-term

>>150689836
alright that was overlooked on my part but I still believe

>>150689809
My mattress basically resembles that but the shitstains are lower obviously and there's a larger yellowish brown sweatstain on the entire half away from the wall because it was a really hot summer here and my ac remote needs batteries.

Again I don't care what you faggots think

Made some grape jelly meatballs for the game

>>150689852
that sounds like the most disgusting thing i've ever heard of

>>150689852
Least obese Packers fan

>>150689838
Oh it's a just a medical reason he keeps reading "Eat Clock" that way

>>150689814
Allen and Herbert mog

>>150689863
>>150689864
Fuck off retards, I wanted hot dish but my stupid bitch of wife forgot tater tots

>>150689852
...like you stuff meatballs with grape jelly?

>>150689821
i'm surprised i'm not seeing a bunch of little lebrons among the upcoming college football recruits considering there are several variations of kobe/cobee/coby bryant playing in the league right now, and jalen rose single-handedly inspired a couple dozen spellings of his name that spread like wildfire
>>150689816
mcdaniel is the overly empathetic foid

>>150689878
I didn't say it was THE best, I said it was one of the best. And it honestly was.

>>150689850
What is your BMI and what do you do for income

>>150689880
Dude, I can smell your disgusting backfat sweat from here. How about picking up a fucking salad for once in your life?

>>150689814
>>>>0 TDs
do niggles fan really?
this >>150689828 is what good QB play looks like against a great defense no less

Matt Prater is younger than me.

>>150689850
I'm not telling you how to live your life, but keep that stuff to yourself as you'll validate the lifestyles of other obese neets on here

>>150689888
That's stupid, the jelly would just leak out, it's not like cheese.

what happened? he was good last season

>>150689814
Now here's a guy who can ride a bus

>>150689747
>this looks dangerous
>send the child first

>>150689935
they're somalis, they'll just shit out a new one and get a check for it as well.

>>150689928
>he was good
Kek

Burritos>pizza

>>150689952
that's it, I'm calling the pedo-in-chief to deport you

>>150689682
There's no combo of huge skyscrapers and luxurious penthouses and dense inner-city poverty anymore.
The worst cities in America just look like worn down decentralized suburbs and small apartment blocks that stretch for miles and miles.
Even the old classics, like Compton in California, aren't what they used to be.
Modern hellholes like St. Louis have no aesthetic value. They just look shitty and boring.

>>150689952
Depends, Hawaiian pizza mogs ground beef and potato burritos.

>>150689927
well then what the fuck is a "grape jelly meatball"

>>150689969
Pineapple is awful on pizza.

>>150689969
>hawaiian pizza

>>150689682
maybe indirectly similar through being the new york city of the midwest. texas oil boom took the wind out of that a bit. the architecture isn't nearly the same either.

>>150689952
Absolute best burrito I ever had was spaghetti and meatballs with tons of parm wrapped in a tortilla and fried in garlic butter

>>150689994
all of you cows are fucking disgusting

>>150689976
Meatballs. Plural. You'd have to be a buffoon to out a single meatballs in a crock

>>150689976
That anon is talking about cocktail meatballs.
Its a sweet and sour sauce made with grape jelly as one of the ingredients.
Like you might see otherwise for ketchup for sweet and sour chicken in Chinese takeout. Or what is called a gastric in French cooking (usually a mix of white sugar and wine vinegar in that case)
They're an old school type of party food.

>>150689987
>>150689980
Anti pineapple on pizza fags are tastelets

>>150690016
oh well that's unexciting. I thought I was about to be redpilled on some jelly filled meatball

>game hasn't even started
>mutts already talking about food

>>150690016
jelly balls have ketchup too

>>150690021
You have the palette of a nine year old

Superb Owl posters! Where we at!?

>>150690006
You couldn't even find Flavor Town on a map.

>>150689686
>Johnson out
Uh...who's gonna cover JJ

Caleb is going to have a melty

>>150690039
Half the pizza sauces are there are slightly sweet
You put something that has no real discernible taste other than slightly sweet on top, and people lose their fucking minds.

Literal NPC who doesnt like yucky onions and mushrooms I assume too.

>>150690053
tyrique stevenson has got this, nothing could possibly go wrong

>>150689351
No but we pretend she is as a meme

>>150689606
What a job to have!

>>150690061
don't lump mushrooms and delicious grilled onions with that pineapple nonsense. It's not a monstrosity like people call it but I'd never order it myself

>>150689758
only the play by play matters to me. even then you have to be al michaels tier for me to watch a game any differently. rarely does commentary add anything i don't already know or didn't point out 20+ seconds before they got it out. it's just for the casual fans who keep up on little beyond last weeks score.

McCarthy should have never been drafted in the first

>>150690091
>don't lump mushrooms and delicious grilled onions with that pineapple nonsense.
Its literally the same thing.
Hide it into the sauce, people love it.
Put it on top, their autism goes off. Its a pop culture thing, bragging about being a retard who doesnt understand /ck/

>>150689560
Speaking as a homosexual man who has literally sucked dozens of cocks in my lifetime - Caleb Williams is way too gay for me.

My EBT doesn't top up this month until midnight (9th of every month) and Jewel-Osco by me closes at 11

What do I do for dinner chicago bros?

>>150690106
cope

>>150690106
It's nice to know even Vikingfsgs have standards.

>>150689804
Already is one

>>150683583

>>150690109
offer blowjobs for poptarts to the wagies outside of jewel

>>150690109
peanuts and cheap beer until midnight

>>150689838
>Caleb already getting ran out of Chicago
He needs more time.

>>150690109
Nice subtle 9/11 shitpost

>>150690105
>mushrooms the same as pineapples
No they arent pineapples are a shit topping for a 'za and no amount of pseud bitching will change my opinion. Go back you cu/ck/

>>150690080
Y-yeah hail mary

>>150690105
i respectfully disagree, onion is a very underrated topping imo but I see how kids pick off anything that isnt pepperoni

>>150690105
Supreme > Hawaiian

>>150690168
Why is he such an asshole?

>>150690122
She dumped him though.

>>150690166
but why? I don't think shipley is that bad, is it for dillon?

>>150690160
Lions mane mushrooms have a remarkably similar culinary profile to pineapple if you add a touch of sugar, and that's just the first variety that came to mind.

You have zero fucking clue what you're talking about

T. Professional chef

>>150689485
It's called "Shitcongo" - and that's being charitable.

He’s a fraud

>>150690166
>signed z'darius smith
>all these moves
>trade for Tank Bigsby (kino name)
what's howie doing? also why do they need another RB? is someone hurt?
love the move though, Saquon, Dillon, Tank, and Shipley is stacked.
>>150690194
Shipley got hurt in the game, could be worse than they thought.

>>150689257
*steelers

>>150690171
Onion is a great pizza topping, and if anyone puts any detectable amount of pineapple on my pizza I will actively look for ways to make their life worse in all aspects if there is an absence of ham and onions on said pizza which is the only time pineapple is acceptable. I'll plant drugs in their vehicle and call in an anonymous tip over that shit, fuck them to death.

>>150689928
he was good enough to hang in with some top teams last year, just not the second coming of brees that's going to run it up and down the field for 300yd a week.
he's still going to be the kind of guy that got shut down by some better defenses last year for a while longer.

>>150690196
If you're actually a chef and not just a retarded 'pic working here illegally you'll understand flavor profiles and that having something sweet on a pizza makes no fucking sense in the absence of other flavors to balance it out. Hawaiian pizza is based and delicious especially if you add some fresh jalapeno or at least some hot sauce. Anyone getting a plain cheese pizza with only pineapple on it deserves to be drawn and quartered in the public square, the only people doing that are corn syrup enthusiasts whose lives inherently have no value. Full on lowest common denominator shitbirds that the world would be better off without.

>>150689772
QB concussions gonna be added to the cap soon.

Pineapple on pizza is gross.

Pineapple is just a shit fruit in general.

>>150690216
>Shipley got hurt in the game
(((howie))) tried to trade weak players to his division rival...typical jewish trick.

Oh it's the roseman special. Trading for a backup on the rookie contract

>>150690313
You're gross

>>150690317
You're a fruit

>>150690235
The one jew in my dorm said he'd order the pizzas for a watch party one time. We told him what we all wanted for toppings hours before the game. Pepporoni, meatlovers, mushroom/sausage, etc. He ordered it 10 minutes before kickoff. All 8 large pizzas were pineapple and ham. Not a single person told him pineapple anything. He said we shouldn't 'knock it until we try it'. We banned him from dorm parties we threw until he paid us back as he had already been a fucking moron a few times before that.

He transferred to a community college over winter break and never paid us back.

I hate jews for other reasons but legitimately fuck anyone that likes pineapple pizza so hard. They're always annoying pickle wannabe cool kid attention starved fuck wits.

Every fucking time.

>>150690334
tank bigsby sucks you fucking retard lol

>>150690329
what?

>>150690317
Pineapple is great. Only pineapple as the single topping on a pizza should be punished by sterilization or treated with lead aspirin for repeat offenders.

>>150690366
he's got a great football name

>>150690366
He's clearly being brought in to be a kick returner, and possibly replacing AJ Dillon as rb3

>>150690359
You're nicer than me, I'd have busted the window out on his car and shit right in the drivers seat. Fucking with my food is a great way to have a bad time.

>>150690368
you know exactly what that post said and meant.

>>150690430
I think you got tricked. Will Shipley was not part of any trade rumors.

>>150690430
when did howie try to trade shipley?

>>150690415
>trading multiple picks for a kick returner
he also has a serious fumbling issue

Rasm got em seethin

>>150690297
Hawaiian pizza is for literal shitskins. I'm not saying you're wrong for liking it, I'm saying that anyone that likes it is almost always an annoying faggot. You are paying the same price for a low tier fruit and low tier meat as you would for prosciutto and olives. It isn't wrong just economically retarded.

I also have never met a white person over 5'6 that liked it

>>150690359
>Pepperoni
>Meatlovers
Plebs like you deserve to get fucked by Hawaiian pizza CHADS

>>150690465
Eagles have an abundance of picks. Plus, special teams are important

>>150690491
>t. Shitskin

Reddit has better Football and Pizza discussion

>he likes adding "fruit" to his meals
Caleb would call you out for that zestiness

>#NFL star wide receiver Tyreek Hill’s ex-wife Keeta Vaccaro has accused him of EIGHT different domestic violence incidents in the last year.

And there it is

>>150690540
And the best part is you can stay there!

>>150690486
1 of the 8 pizzas as a pineapple and ham would be fine. 8/8 is the issue.

I can count one hand the amount of places in Buffalo that offer pineapple on pizza and they are all on the east side (niggerville) or owned by millennial hipster faggots

Take that as you will

>>150690596
You sound fat

honk honk

>>150690540
Structurally no difference between sites anymore, basically a UI swap. Plus twitter has better discussion than both so I dont see your point

>>150690555
We need Toom and Coom Vol. 2

>>150690612
I do electrical inspections and people give you free shit

My miletime hovers around 5:40
Hbu fren

>>150690694
> blatantly lying on the internet
Sure, mr my job isnt physically demanding at all. Fucking layabout

>>150689560
Looks like Zes-T knows his way around Boystown

Goddamn Ben Johnson really was the Lions whole offense

Odunze is so good, wish he was on my Rasm

>>150690822
Ok
Your miletime?

I’ve seen enough, gives the Bears the Lombardi.

>>150689952
burritos are too much crust or a busted mess usually. i just don't find them satisfying to make or eat.
but i would i'd agree with soft tacos over pizza. making 9/10 level tacos where you just have to fry some meat for 10 minutes is so stupidly easy compared to making a really good pizza. anything from a simple frying pan made pizza to a big oven large pizza is just so much more effort to heat and time things perfectly.
if you're just eating out maybe then pizza can win.

>>150690061
the pineapple isn't just a bit of juice in a barbecue sauce that probably a lot of people barely pick up on. even then the waxy, lemon oily type taste really should be discernible. sweet baby ray's sauce uses it and you can't miss it there in a relatively small amount.
putting it on pizza it's big concentrated chunks that also change the texture. it's like putting oranges on a cheesesteak, or at least making "pizza" into why didn't you just bake a cake. large amounts of pinapple just run over everything else.

>>150690359
damn, the exact same thing happened to me except in my case he was a white anglo saxon protestant. I guess I have to hate them all now

>>150689560
They should switch to the CHAD Bagent right now

The Packers have won 13 straight home openers, tying a NFL record with the Dolphins from 1976-88

>Eagles trading for Tank Bigsby
Kind of odd, the RB room is pretty full of good players. But he's a good kick returner, I guess.

>>150689994
>mfw an american was fat near me

>vikeshits last in the north
Oh nonono

>>150689233
ya mad

It's happening again....

>>150690366
>766 yards (4.6 per att) as RB2
Seems pretty solid

>>150690386
>mfw pineapple, bell pepper, mushroom, olive, and jalapeno topping chad

>>150691255
>third straight rerun of the same script
Theres a bit of comfort in the chaos

>>150691392
what kind of olive, choose carefully.

>>150691430
Kalamata

>>150691469
based.

>>150690555
>divorce your husband
>suddenly remember a bunch of shit he did you just neglected to mention before

It's Tyreek so he probably did some of that shit but no one should ever believe a woman in these sorts of circumstances. They lie instinctively

HE'S TOO FAST

>>150690486
It's not my go-to but I'll eat it. I prefer a buffalo chicken pizza with chicken, light application of buffalo sauce, onions, provolone, and maybe mushrooms or sundried tomatoes depending on my mood. Eaten with a side of bleu cheese sauce and several habaneros as well as a few tallboys to wash it down.

I'm 6'7 and whiter than paper for what it's worth.

The schedule makers should have known this game was going to be a slop fest.

>>150691255
>>150691422
dubs for Rams ain't shit and 9ers winning this sorry ass division

Doing great

>>150691392
I would eat that pizza, although I would personally prefer it with double jalapeno in place of the bellpepper. Then again I can eat like half a dozen habaneros with a meal and my nose barely runs.

>kittle out multiple weeks due to hamstring
>purdy questionable for next week

niners still suck lmao

Even though Gronk has 4 rings it really feels like he only has two.

>>150691657
low effort post

>>150689220 (OP)
Caleb is so fucking hard to tackle

>>150691694
He needs to trust his arm and throw it down the field more but this is against Flores so I can understand his trepidation

>>150691694
people unironically thought caleb was the problem and not euberflus

>>150691694
Always do the opposite of what /nfl/ tells you

god i hate being a jets fan

>>150691682
Pat Macaffee said Kelce was arguably the greatest tight end of all time and it was at that point that I realized everyone that was on the colts during deflategate is a massive faggot that will be forever eternally assblasted by the existence of the Pats, unironically seething to their graves about it.

I stopped watching his show after I heard that. Anyone that's that much of a faggot they can't bear to say Gronk is the best to ever do it shouldn't be listened to because he inarguably is. Hernandez was better than Kelce and he was a literal murdering 'pic with brain damage. But yeah I think even Gronk would agree with you, the only ones it seems like he cares about are his first and his last.

>>150691768
That only applies to /biz/ but is still funny to read.

Why would Viqueens draft a QB that can't throw?

>>150691797
Gronk and Kelce are different kinds of great. If you need a jumpball in the RZ take Gronk but an option route at midfield you want Kelce.

>>150691743
Also forgot to add the pre snap penalties, being late out of the huddle, he just missed a wide open throw. I still see a lot of issues with this offense. I won't sayu that this has been a smooth operation at all.

>>150691873
And if you want someone that can block and isn't a wigger you take Gronk, which makes him the best of all time. Kelce is great as a fat wide receiver, but he's not a tight end except under the most threadbare of pretenses. I'm picking the giant pollack that fucks pornstars for fun and parties hardy every single time.

>>150691781
>Favre was good for the Packers
>Favre was bad for the Jets
>Favre was good for the Vikings
>Aaron was good for the Packers
>Aaron was bad for the Jets
>Aaron is good for the Steelers
Maybe the Jets are the problem

>>150691976
>Somali GMs

>Kittle/Purdy injury news
What did San Francisco do to deserve this?
Other than the faggotry and electing communists.

>>150692003
Weird that Justin Fields looks like a pro bowler now that he’s on the Jets. Maybe a case of two negatives making a positive

>>150691922
I can't argue with another man's sexual fantasy

what's Justin looking at?

>>150692228
His shit QB

the vikings has so insanely dumbed down their offense for JJ. it's nothing but one read check downs, screens, and handoffs.

>>150692281
>shit

it's literally his 1st start. calm down

Wow, the Vikings suck. They should have a tough battle for third place in the division with the Lions.

gaygay mcsharty is unsalvageable dogshit

>>150692330
still doesn't make it not shit

>>150692330
He had a whole year to learn this offense and how to be an NFL QB. He looks like pure ass.

It's very suspicious how JJ looks exactly how he did in every game of his college career

>>150692392
he was injured for like 75% of that year

HEY NFL I DIDNT WATCH ANY GAMES YESTERDAY IM GONNA DOWNLOAD THE CONDENSED ONES

WHICH GAMES ARE WORTH WATCHING IN FULL FROM YESTERDAY BESIDES RAVENS-BILLS

>>150692065
The Purdy injury isn't serious and the Saints are very weak so there's a good chance Mac Jones and the defense meme out a win, and that amazing catch by Tonges has given me hope.

Is this the Manning Cast thread?

jj is looking like a bust. Sucks he got hurt last season or else the vikings would have known he was a bust before this season. Maybe they could have drafted a different qb or trade for one or kept Sam darnald if they knew jj was a bust.

>>150692443
Injuries can't stop you from studying the playbook or watching film.

Vikings should’ve took Aaron Rodgers

>>150692449

Stillers v Jest
Toxins v Rasm
Ratbirds vs Razocakes
Scub v Failcons

Looks like Justin jefferson was carried by Kirk cousins and isnt actually that good after all

>>150692065
>What did San Francisco do to deserve this?

they moved to the capitalist soulless tech shithole known as the silicon valley that is actively destroying society and the world.

What a boring fucking trash fest. I guess we know that the Packers are winning the NFC North for sure if these two dumpster fires are in it

>>150692510
You might be onto something. They didn't have injury issues under Harbaugh when they played in Candlestick.

>>150692505
Kirk elevates the play of everyone around him

uf you're Tyreek, which team do you pick?

>>150692538
i honestly believe it, and im a 49ers fan. its not a surprise that they move to gay fucking faggot silicon valley, and immediately their players all die. its like a perfect allegory for what silicon valley has done to modern society, completely destroyed it

will justin jefferson ever get a real quarterback again?

>Man killed roommate for not bringing drugs to football watch party, officials say

classic missouri

>>150692505
Nah, looks like he's the only good player on the viqueens offense and they're a likely 4th place team even with a good defense
Brian Flores will be taking the Panturds HC job after this season to fix the worst defense in football and then it will all go up in smoke for the viqueens

>>150692522
We already knew that. The only questions heading into this game was whether or not the Bears were a cheeky wild card team or if they could win a playoff game and if the Vikings quarterback was any good. We kind of have the answers to those questions. The Bears will get a wild card but won't make any noise in the playoffs and the Vikings don't have a quarterback.

>>150692554
Metcalf and hill on the same team would be scary. I hope it happens. No way you can defend that.

>>150692571
don't worry, next year the kangz will have jameis winston and anthony richardson and JJ will FEAST

Packers are far and away the best team in the NFCN. They’ll sleepwalk through their divisional games.

>>150692554
Which team has better prospective baby mamas?

>>150692582
Nah that’s just some narrative you’re hoping to manufacture out of the cope you’re able to salvage from this train wreck. The only thing this game is telling us is that the Bears and Vikings suck.

>>150692554
He's clearly getting cut then the chiefs will pick him up for free

>have a downfield passing offense with great receivers
>draft a QB that only knows how to hand the ball off
What were the vikings thinking?

>Week 2 Thursday Night games is Redskins vs Packers
>Monday is Chargers Vs Raiders

So they're just purposefully scheduling shit games for Monday night right? They figure they have a locked in audience, while they're putting their effort into making Thursday Night Football a thing when it will never be one.

>>150692571
low effort post

>>150692753
bo nix was right there too

>>150692885
lmao good one

Soon

>>150692778
Chargers vs Raiders is going to be AFC West shootout kino and you know it.

>>150692964
HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! XDDDDDDDDD

>>150691873
Kelce is a basically a glorified slot receiver. He can't do anything else except take a few steps then turn his shoulder for an easy catch. Almost like an oversized Edelman or Welker. Gronk was a complete TE that even 3 niggas would struggle to take down.

>>150692991
based HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! poster

OHNONONONONO

>>150692991
Cringe HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! poster

>>150691922
your picking the faggot that was too weak for football and retired early

McSharty looks worse than Bryce Young

When i started watching nfl, a 4th down before the last minutes would be an automatic fg/punt. Why did they change that? These days there are turnover on downs on first or second quarter

Rams finna barely win against the texans

>>150692885
Nix is just as bad

lmao where is the loser that posted JJ McSharty throwing out routes in training camp gushing over his arm strength

Why was McCarthy so hyped? I had people telling me last year that he was a guaranteed future pillar for the Vikings

Roast it

>>150693232
People assumed if you can make Darnold look elite with Justin Jefferson you can do it with literally any QB

>>150693255
sleeping on my bungles

>>150693255
Packers should be in S tier

>>150692962
Absolutely not. This season belongs to the chargers. They looked elite as fuck in that game firing on all cylinders. Offense was elite. Defense was elite. If Justin Herbert had better receivers he would have won more playoff games. If he had better OL and defense he'd have a ring or 2 by now. If he was on the eagles last season he would have led them to victory.

>>150693255
>ravens under stoolers

lol

>>150693255
Packers should be in S. Change Steelers with ravens in A.

>>150692505
Jefferson will be on the Razors by Halloween, just like Diggs

>>150689478
already proven false

>>150689220 (OP)
obsession is cringe

>>150692962
>>150693328
You're both wrong. Bills are going all the way this year. That game last night was amazing

>>150693255
Jets and Steelers should be equal, move them both to B.

>>150693255
Swap the Packers and Eagles, bump the Texans, Bengals and Seahawks down a tier.

>>150693341
Good. Hes more than welcome to join us. We'll take him to the superbowl. We destroyed the Ravens so whos fucking next?! We're ready. My boys got this

starting to think the vikings are shit bro's

>>150693255
ravens should be up
packers should be up
other than that it's solid

>chiefs disrespected
>chiefs beaten
Good work. Give Tart a raise.
Swifties, scream into your QB's anal void.

WTF I'm a jags fag now

Packers: 13-4
Lions: 9-8
Bears: 8-9
Vikings: 5-12

>>150693347
The Bills were up against generational chokes artists which is the only reason they won. They’ll sleepwalk through we’re being blown the fuck out until the last 4 minutes of the game.

The Bills are once again the biggest paper tigers in the league

>>150693398
They are. Not having a quarterback degrades the entire team.

>>150693409
>ravens
>good
pick one

>>150693347
Bills either get knocked out of the AFCCG by the Chiefs or Bengals in tragic fashion, or get blown the fuck out by the Eagles or Packers in Santa Clara. Maybe they can make it a close game if they face the Eagles and the weather is shit that day since Jalen Hurts is a dome baby

>>150693429
they should just be in the A tier

congrats to burrbros for not being in the basement anymore

>>150693255
Move everything below "S" down a tier, then shunt the Bills down one.

>>150693413
>falling for AI generated news

>>150693447
New

>>150693328
Didnt the Chargers blow a huge lead to the Jags or something

I don’t watch enough rookie ball to know if JJs play is standard for first games or if he’s really just this bad

>>150693442
The Chiefs and Bengals aren't making the playoffs.

>>150693477
I couldn't imagine being more wrong KEK

>>150693409
ravens should be up but they choked the placement at the last minute

>>150693418
Nah man not this time. Not this season. They're going all the way this year i guarantee it. This offense is unstoppable. Defense couldn't stop Lamar but he's a special type of player its hard to shut down that ravens offense I won't hold that against them. I'm telling you though. Bills are winning the bowl this season. Cap it. I promise you its happening.

>>150693023
I choose the Irishman

>>150693429
Ravens are one of the best teams in the league what are you talking about? Did you even watch that game? Lamar, flowers, and Henry all looked amazing

>>150693442
Nope not this year im telling you this is the year we beat the chiefs finally the chiefs looked horrendous last game. You'll see the bills in the bowl this season. This team is too good not to go all the way. Its impossible. They have literally no weakness. Especially once Bass is back.

>>150693466
No the chargers dominated the chiefs

>>150693477
They both definitely are. Those are 2 of the best offenses in the league

>>150693757
>lameme
>good
KEK

>>150694178
41 passing TDs and only 4 INTs. Almost 4200 passing yards.

>>150693255
>40 point defense
>s tier

>>150689838
HAHAHAHAHAHA what a bitch nigga

>>150694524
>>150694178
KEK