Thread 150696773

J.J. McCarthy links up with Justin Jefferson for his first NFL TD pass as Vikings battle back for win to spoil Ben Johnsons debut in Chicago


HEADLINES
49ers' Kittle out weeks; Purdy could miss Week 2
Giants sticking with Wilson as QB1 vs. Cowboys
Sources: Jaguars send Bigsby to Eagles for picks
Ex-Fins CB says Colts forced Tua into 'panic mode'
Saints likely to lose Blackmon (shoulder) for year
Titans coach says he misinterpreted catch rule
Chargers LB Perryman sidelined with ankle injury
Vrabel says Belichick welcome at Patriots facility

Go Rams!
Thread Theme:
https://youtu.be/W12J7BYlj-E?si=Q_5oiGQ57vPU_Fal

>Gayleb
>Tua Turndaballova
>Fake Gaye
>Russ
>Bryce Dung

Reminder

Good thread theme ngl

Spooning temujin and watching that new office show, reminiscing about good times and wondering why everything has to be so stupid and boring now

If it weren't for a phantom hold and a phantom PI (in both cases, the guy literally fell down for no reason) the Vikings don't come within 2 posessions tonight.

>>150696793
incredible blocking by Hock there.

>>150696773 (OP)
....I give up on Caleb Williams

In the old days we used to >burrs and >jake butler post while laughing at how gay erin rodgers and the fudgepackers were, and now the bears qb is a faggot who paints his nails and crumbles under the pressure against the viqueens. chicago has truly fallen bros :(

#1 overall draft pick

>>150696773 (OP)
How are the 49ers already crippled?

The Eagles now have a RB named Tank.
TANK

THE KANG OF THE KANGZ HAS ARRIVED
HEiL JJ

Look who's getting their first Lombardi Bowl come Feb

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

Jj mcsharty is the darth vader of the nfl

>>150696792
Fpbp

>>150696805
>phantom
kwapackturd, jordyn is a perennial game-losing interception thrower. seethe more, cow-fucker.

>>150696804
>watching that new office show,
On a scale from dogshit to unwatchable, how bad is it?

You can’t wear nail polish and throw that poorly

>>150696813
Doesn't matter if he looked like shit for 90% of the game, he got a 20 yard pass to the best WR in the game and had a rushing TD, highlight reels will make him look like a megastar

>>150696792
>Shedookie Pampers

>>150696812
This is unironically the thing i hate the most about the Bears the last 8 years or whatever. You cant even shitpost with anons anymore. Its honestly getting a little boring. People meme about Cutler but he was 10 times the QB Trubisky, Fields and Caleb are. Bears need to stop drafting QB's and just sign guys.

A lot of Ohio State seethe

>>150696798
Half the SB era is top 10 Ds coachy by Belichick
Brady got to go play for the Bucs and their top 10 D but Belichick only got one other top 10 QB in Simms (and Bill won 2 SB in 5 years with him)

So how early is too early to call Caleb a bust? At what point is he just another Tua or Bryce Young, were we still pretend they can be franchise QBs even though everyone knows it's not gonna happen.

He doesn't have NFL-caliber accuracy based on the eye test and he clearly doesn't play winning football. Making passrushers miss and hoping your receivers find their way open only gets you so far.

>>150696829
Vikings never won shit ever

my vikies won their football game tonight :)

>>150696816
Trannyhan magic

>>150696862
neither have >you, softpusy.

>>150696833
It's just not fun and none of the characters are interesting, almost every episode has a part that's pretty funny and then it's 19 minutes of awkward bullshit. If you like snl you'll love it.

>>150696773 (OP)
>spee mods try to ban you for “porn”
>you're just posting their pics from the sharty hack
kys faggots

>>150696869
He coached fine tonight, a lot of guys were open all night and had good play calls. The QB cant hit wide open guys and the defense was committing penalties all night. You can only do so much.

>>150696874
Drop dead

>>150696858
I've said it before and I'll say it again, anyone saying Belichick isn't the greatest coach of all time is a brainrotted clots fan with an aidscum mustache.

>>150696860
Caleb also threw some murder balls and had some of his receivers nearly die for his dumb low iq nigger brains

how to you teach a QB the deep ball?

>>150696874
Bitchknees looks like that!?

>>150696874
Would suck those balls and lick that ass clean

>>150696896
The mods will eventually 41% themselves. Here’s another spee mod.

Week 1 spiritual power rankings:

1. Justin Herbert
2. Buffalo Bills
3. Justin Fields
4. Daniel Jones
5. Tyreek Hill

>>150696822
From your lips to God's ears.

>>150696906
by making him watch from the sidelines

>>150696820
>Dennis Allen got outcoached
what game were we watching?

>>150696874
I could excuse being a faggot but banning people for no reason other than you don't like them is absolutely haram. Anyone posting anything online they wouldn't want their parents to see is retarded, and if it's that painful to see it maybe they shouldn't have done it in the first place.

>>150696923
My man thats like half the league, most of the teams in this league are shit and will always be shit.

>>150696906
You just can't teach a bust I'm afraid.

Gayleb has great arm talent, why is he so shit

>>150696898
casual here, whats a murder ball?

>>150696915
The proof is in the brain pudding

What does /sp/ do when reaches super Saiyan? Everyone else is literally saiyan blue right now?

>>150696915
>Vikings head hunting
>murder ball!!!!
My nephew isn't this dumb, and he literally has down syndrome

>>150696945
very high estrogen levels

I want to have sex with men.

>>150696946

>>150696915
That's a murder ball, nigger nearly killed that man with that shit throw

>>150696959
we dem boyz!

Why do we let referees decide every fucking game?

Vikings about to host their first Lombardi come early February

>>150696920
Absolute fridgehon. For christs sake invest in a corset and lose some fucking weight. If you're gonna be a fag go all in or don't do it at all.

>>150696953
>murderball
tell your sister to stop fucking your brother and maybe she'll squirt out a normal kid. faggot-ass burrs "fan"

>>150696946
Throwing the ball to your receiver who’s about to get lit up by a DB coming in from the other way. Usually these are passes in the middle of the field. Called a hospital pass

>>150696959
You should apply to be a mod.

i just want the vikings to win one super bowl before my dad dies

>>150696860
He's a bust, the homo is still making the same mistakes he made last year. He hasn't shown any significant improvement and is a dumb as ever. The team is improved, the o-line is improved, even the coaching is improved but not gayleb. Best move is to start the back up and maybe see if you can trade for another veteran.

>>150696959
Go chiefs!

>>150696983
im sorry anon

>>150696983
Your dad roots for pussies who will never win shit.

>>150696993
:(

>>150696983
He’s 40 right?

Bears fans screeching about refball when the refs quite literally matched their team into an endzone for the last score of the game is quite humorous.

Lmao they were so desperate to give him a TD that everyone with eyes knew was a yard short

>>150696973
because they beat Gayleb's Bears?

>>150696946
When you throw a pass that puts your receiver in a position where they're going to get fucking heemed if they try to catch it. Also known as a hospital pass.
>>150696965
I'll fuck a tranny but not if they don't pass, deal with it. Christ is King and I denounce the Talmud.

>lions look like shit
>vikings are decent at best
>bears are da bears

yeah, i'm thinking we're kings of da norf again

>>150696983
Yikes. Maybe aim for something more attainable and more in your control

>>150696967
No its not, Moore caught that ball in stride and while it was a little high he was still grounded. The Vikings player launched at him and got a penalty for it. A murder ball is if it was a foot or two higher and he had to leap for it so he was totally defenseless to the point even if it was a legal hit it would've killed him.

>>150696983
Chargers v Vikings superbowl calling it now who wins? Only the football gods know

>>150696983
>his “dad”
>who is also a spee mod btw

>>150696959
The line is we'll get em next week, Caleb. C'mon man...

>>150696959
Giving, receiving, or both?

>>150696946
https://youtu.be/SDu20qvYHIs?si=UQtF3-MzyDpBNTgs

UH OH!!! STINKY!!!!!

>>150696969
Triple 69 checked, and because gambling was legalized.

>>150696983
many such cases

Why did QB play go down so much in the last few years?

>>150696935
Dennis Allen's D allowed threw quick TDs in the 4thQ

>>150696868
I just won my double AA all men's flagfootball league?? The fuck do you know retard? Fucking nerd posting videos 24/7 like a super villain

>>150696773 (OP)
Do you think Gayleb was thinking about sniffing JJ here and giving him a little spank on the ass, maybe pinch a little bit

>>150697016
I'm pretty homosexual like the next poster on /sp/ but chastity cages are a fucking crime against aesthetics. Nothing is a bigger turn off than seeing them. They try so hard too in making them look appealing by making it pink or whatever but at the end of the day it's ugly as sin. I don't care at all about how much the idea of denying an orgasm turns you on just having to look at one of them is enough to deny me of one.

Anyways... Go bears we'll get them next week soldiers

>>150697012
>The Vikings player launched at him and got a penalty for it
They literally didn't. The penalty was roughing the passer for the hit on Caleb.

>>150696948
Only fags wear orange

>>150697054
>average /sp/ mod

>every prime time gay came to the last play
what a week

>>150697016
>shitty cheap silicone ill-fitting cage
>sort-by-cheapest amazon special chinesium dildo
>terrible camera angle that makes them look fat as hell
Again - if you're gonna be a faggot, do it the right way. This is just embarrassing and it has nothing to do with the cage or the buttfucking. Who fucks themselves sitting in a chair like that?

>>150697067
>Your phone autocorrected it to gay instead of game

Anon ...

>>150697058
the packtard you're replying to was too busy fucking his cow during that play, so he has no frame of reference.

>>150696959
Im from New Zealand btw im using a VPN, please fill me with nigger cum saars

Real talk: at what point do the Bears try to package a bunch of first round picks and trade for some proven guy? Burrow, Dak (don't laugh), Baker, somebody who actually knows how to play quarterback. They've clearly demonstrated that USING their picks to try to draft a quarterback isn't working out for them, they might as well try to trade them for a guy who they know can actually play the position at a high level.

JJ has a new fan!
The new owner of the bears!

>>150696773 (OP)
If a woman is interested in me, then I would be bad for her due to having such abysmally low standards.

>>150697054
There's good cages out there. That one is babby's first cage on a mcdonalds cashier budget. Mature Metal makes some good stuff.

>>150697085
i named this file

Time to exit this thread

>>150697057
Goff is the last person on the Lions Wolverine might like

KWABOTY Leaderboard: Week 1
1. Tua
2. John Harbaugh
3. Bryce Young
4. Caleb Williams
5. Jerry Jones
6. Ben Johnson
7. Yunghoe Koo
8. Russell Wilson
9. Anthony Richardson
10. Dan Campbell
honorable mention: Calvin Ridley, CD Lamb, Jared Goff, Bo Nix, Adoree Jackson, Browns Kicker, Mike McDaniel

>>150697084
Insanely retarded to mock another QB you've never played against before

>>150696811
Well that makes you a bitch and your bears deserve to keep losing. I never lost faith in my KANGZ and my JJ and that's why we won. Simple as. Caleb is good and will be fine.

Stop posting these disgusting trannies. You're making me envy the blind.

Nigger qbs ruined the league

>>150697101
How isn't Chris Jones an honorable mention.
Straight up clowned on by Justin Herbert on national television.

>>150697063
>unplucked eyebrows
>not just wearing a wig
>cage color doesn't match the rest of the outfit
Holy fuck are they braindamaged? Stevie fucking Wonder could've color coordinated better.

>>150697103
How is that mockery?

>>150697101
Kelce should be some where on that list

Im depressed now Bearsbros

>>150697100
I'm not going to the effort of pasting Ben Johnson's face on wolverine's. maybe tomorrow

>>150697101
Mcdaniel a much bigger KWAB than ben johnson

Why don't they do an NFL game in Tokyo?

>real jannies don’t need cages
Jannies, have you considered suicide?

>>150697127
he's drunk and coping, let him fizzle out.

>>150697129
Why? He had that touchdown. If anything it'd be Xavier worthy for getting injured by his own teammate.

>>150697108
Im not a Bears fan tho

I'm dangerously close to trooning out.

>>150697082
If it really was that easy lots of teams would be the 2021 Rams. Unfortunately it isnt.

>>150697147
Now THAT'S how you fucking do it! Would, raw, until they walked wrong for a week.

>>150697146
damn I didn't know asian girls could get highkey caked up like that.

>>150697163
The /sp/ mods will help you. They’re experienced groomers.

>>150697120
Is silly to expect a D-linemen to win every rep

>>150697182
>Girl
Isn't that a man?

>>150697163
Jaw 2 stronk, just be a femboy.

so you're a fan of the NFL?
name 15 NFL teams

hard mode: no google

hi, /nfl/!

>>150697082
They'll hit the jackpot with LaNorris Sellers

What the fuck is with the tranny posting? The Eagles and Cowboys game was a few days ago, I thought you guys would've gotten it all out of your system by now.

>>150697192
Still would. They make great twinks/troons.

>>150697164
I pulled up last Thursday.

there should be a version of the nfl where every player is 10 beers deep

zesty

>>150697152
second straight chiefs game ruined by kelce's fat ass running into his own teammates. also got smacked like a bitch

>>150697214
Watching the Miami Dolphins is about the same experience

>>150697197
the 49ers
the Cowboys
the Patriots
Steelers
thats about it

>>150697204
Supposedly they're jannies. Being terrible at being troons is honestly more embarrassing than being a troon.

>>150697197
pats, dolphins, jets, bills, bengals, browns, steelers, ravens, chargers, queefs, broncos, raiders, seahawks, 9ers, cards, rams, vikings, packturds, lions, burrs, cowsois, iggles, redskins, giants, buccs, falcons, panthers, taints, texans, colts, jags, titans

>>150697197
2001 Patriots
2002 Patriots
2003 Patriots
2004 Patriots
2005 Patriots
2006 Patriots
2007 Patriots
2008 Patriots
2009 Patriots
2010 Patriots
2011 Patriots
2012 Patriots
2013 Patriots
2014 Patriots
2015 Patriots

>>150697219
you've got a great point there

>>150697085
I got raped by a Dolphin so this brings back memories

>>150696792
Browns should trade him for Tyreek Hill

>>150697024
kino. this is why i watch football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DbHyTZRlvQ

>>150697232
I'm jealous desu, prehensile penis is GOATed

>>150697204
Tranny posting? This is janny appreciation posting.

England needs a team. Now.

>>150697082
The league is in a QB drought right now and thats for several reasons but I'll try to keep it brief
1. Colleges aren't properly and consistently developing talent
2. QBs don't have to be nearly as physical anymore in order to play the game and are afforded much more protections
3. Teams and GMs now want immediate results and are quick to abandon players who don't start off strong.
On that last one this is why KOC has recieved so much praise across the media and keeps being called a QB Whisperer and its funny because he's said his whole blueprint is just being patient with players and actually taking the time to develop them.

>>15069719
Arizona Rush Hour
Atlanta Flying Jackie
Baltimore Project A
Buffalo Drunken Masters
Chicago Kung Fu Bears
Cincinnati Chan-tigers
Cleveland Mr. Nice Guys
Dallas Cowboy Stuntmen
Denver Golden Stallions
Detroit Police Story
Green Bay Chan-Packers
Houston Shanghai Knights
Indianapolis Jackie's Horse
Jacksonville Jackie Chans
Kansas City Chan-chiefs

>>150697209
Based. One of the best stadiums in the league

There are literally 20 teams which employ male cheerleaders but you guys are real silent about the fags on the Los Angeles Rams, New Orleans Saints, Philadelphia Eagles, San Francisco 49ers, New England Patriots, Tennessee Titans, Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Carolina Panthers, and Baltimore Ravens.
The Rams and Saints were the first NFL teams to hire male cheerleaders, doing so in 2018. But yeah, my vikings are totally gay and your team isnt!

>>150697260
I ate out a British girl last week. Licked out her pussy and asshole.

>>150697268
>>150697197

>>150697266
>yfw being gayleb
>and a /sp/ mod

>>150697225
He was joking

>>150697101
Koo was shit but he wasn’t even the worst kicker on the bucs falcons field

>>150697279
Lucky

This thread was full of people hoping that the Vikings lost and now they're lost because they can't shitpost about JJ.

>>150697146
Probably no real interest. Japanese arent real big sport watchers outside baseball

>>150697294
>/sp/ mods are asian “men”

>>150697274
My steelies only have one male cheerleader they made him the head coach as a joke

>>150697146
>>150697300
The NFL has a gentleman's agreement with baseball to avoid Japan and East Asia.

Can we have one thread without tranny porn being spammed for the love of God

>>150697305
Why are you posting gay porn

>>150697296
Personally he didnt play all that great but alot of anons are eating their words right now. Glad I trusted my gut tho I wish we could gamble in Cali.

>>150697265
A Real-Life Killer

>>150697294
it was ok. she's on the spectrum so didn't give much feedback. kinda killed the vibe. we ended up cuddling and watching AI slop tiktoks. Israel is an illegitimate state.

>>150697310
It's was an NFCN mnf matchup
The only thing that could possibly have made the match gayer is if the cowboys eagles were playing instead.

>>150697288
I wasn't.

>There are people who have never seen their team win a Superbowl in their lifetime

Heh, my team have won six, three of them I have actually seen.

>>150697274
Trvth nvke

>bears lose
>tranny porn spam ensues

>>150697322
kino

>>150697260
Bri'ish women are terrible slag whores and they age like milk. I've had a few and they're barely worth fisting.

>>150697310
Every thread I've visited for the past month no matter which board has at least one dedicated spamming schizo
What the fuck happened to this site

>>150697310
Well the mods/jannies shouldn't be disgusting faggots then maybe this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

>>150697296
Same with Gayleb. Was win win with those two putzs. Either way you get to laugh at one of them, got to laugh at both if them today lots

>>150697101
Houston Oilers
Dallas Texans
Cleveland Ravens
Canton Bulldogs
Baltimore Colts
Pennsylvania Steagles
St. Louis Rams
St. Louis Cardinals
Phoenix Cardinals
Chicago Cardinals
Oakland Raiders
Los Angeles Raiders
Providence Steamrollers
San Diego Chargers
Washington Football Team

>>150697338
Every other place people went to shitpost online closed down until it just became reddit (the mainstream) and 4chan (mainstream for incels). That or traditional social media. X got a bit edgier but I mean still.

Also. Pic related also happened.

>>150697350
For me, its the Providence Steamrollers

>>150697274
There's a difference between having male cheerleaders and having the zestiest men alive doing moves women usually do. Traditionally being a male cheerleader was based as fuck because you had to be strong to be able to throw the fliers around and you were usually fucking some of them on the side.

Y'all have not-yet-transitioned troons shaking their ass in a womens uniform. They likely won't even be male for much longer and they barely are now.

>>150697310
>Can we have one thread without tranny porn being spammed for the love of God
>>150697340
TRVTH NVKE

>Caleb Williams recorded a -13% completion percentage over expectation, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
>A virtual tie with Bryce Young for the worst CPOE game of Week 1.

Thinking about how 2 horrible PI calls and a Fisher Price roughing call amounted to more offense than anything JJ did, and yet everyone is glazing him.

>>150697375
>t. male bears cheerleader

>>150696872
>If you like snl you'll love it.
That's the worst endorsement for a show I've ever seen. Jesus.

>>150697363
What’s her income?

>>150697375
JJ touchdown pass to JJ was a laser sharp dart that threaded the needle between multiple defenders to hit a spot that only JJ could catch it.

It was the exact kind of TD throw they drafted JJ to make. That is my ted talk.

>>150697366
Louie make ya boo-hooey?

>>150697338
It’s unbelievably bad right now. Every board has these schizo namefags that are at war with other schizo namefags. Every discussion gets derailed by idiots pointing fingers at each other and calling each other guyfag or dudeschizo… it’s very tiresome

>>150697372
weren't Panturds fans trying to tell people Bryce is totally good now?

>>150697375
True, but the Bears should've been good enough to win regardless

I think a Daniel Jones CPOTY season is the only thing that's going to convince John Mara that he should've fired everyone after last year.
Continuity only matters when you have the right people in place you spineless Irish cuck.

>>150697310
I think I will avoid these threads after Bears loses. He really brings out the latent understanded homosexuality of anons

>>150697338
>>150697360
worst of all, only half of all indians have internet access so far

>>150697368
I'm still less mad about them being troons as I am about them half-assing it and cheaping out. A couple hours on /lgbt/ and a couple hundred bucks and they could've been something worth seeing. Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

>>150697360
this place has also been south of discussion for some time now, place used to bewhere you got information/memes before it made it onto normie clearnet now its just regurgitation from that same traditional social media, where now all you see it people posting screenshpts and copy pastes from twitter and reddit regularly, it doesnt help alot of the OG userbase up and left/died/became normies themselves.

I missed MNF. Was it a hilarious game? How did JJ do?

>>150697403
Namefag drama has always existed. General threads inevitably encourage this kind of crap. Generals were a mistake.

>>150697428
It’s entire boards now though.

>>150697410
I 100% agree. There are several Bears to blame for not putting it away, especially Caleb, but the Vikings lose by double digits without some serious referee assistance.

>>150697403
This is purposeful and perpetrated by the powers that be. The gatekeepers have not your best interest at heart, unfortunately they underestimate how much people are willing to put up with just to shitpost on their favorite mongolian basketweaving forum

>>150697398
Louie not being Louisa is what's making me upset. Get that fucker on estrogen stat, and if they get bottom surgery I will petition the UN to declare it a crime against humanity. Anyone that can dance that well can be a top tier woman.

Hormones and a couple cheeseburgers and they'd be perfectly rapeable.

>>150697437
You’re one to talk. Why do you have a trip on?

>>150697426
He was crying so hard that the refs handed him the win because they felt bad.

>>150697363
That would be great if there were blonde hair blue eyed but instead they look like pancake faced gooks

What team does she root for?

*Flash*

>>150697446
i don't know

I hate the NuNFL era already.
Everything is just Chiefsglazing.

>>150697403
I just ignore all namefags other than to laugh at them and make them sperg out. Anyone trying to have a name on an anonymous forum is a terminal lolcow that needs therapy and medication and grass under their feet and some bitches on their dick.

Can you at least admit this was a good throw

>>150697446
only a faggot wouldn't suck her cock and swallow the load

>>150697451
The Seattle shecocks?

>>150697443
Dont always have it on actually but sometimes I use it as a bookmark for the archives when I dig later.

>>150697457
Garbage

>>150697459
i still don't know sorry

>>150697412
I've been very open for the last half a decade about being bi and my fbi agent will vouch for me on that one. I just get upset when bottoms don't put the work in or tops get fat.

>>150697455
>he still thinks hes (((anonymous)))
Just be glad nobody knows how to use a computer around here anymore

>>150697446
I would turn their anus into a cunt

>>150697469
There’s a big difference between thinking this website being “anonymous” provides you with any type of privacy and being an obnoxious attention whore

>>150697426
really bad and then really good

>Section 1, Article 3(c);
>Use his hands or arms to materially restrict or alter the defender’s path or angle of pursuit. It is a foul regardless of whether the blocker’s hands are inside or outside the frame of the defender’s body. Material restrictions include but are not limited to:

>grabbing or tackling an opponent;
>hooking, jerking, twisting, or turning him; or
>pulling him to the ground.

Bear niggers clearly need to learn the rules.

>>150697457
Eh I feel only a few receivers in the league could make that catch and he just so happened to be throwing to one of them

>>150697457
yes

Rams posters are the gayest of the bunch

>>150697457
More of a great catch.

Sodomy is winning in this thread.

>>150697483
ah the throw right at the hands the hardest thing in the league to catch

>>150697469
I know very well nobody here is truly anonymous and knew that before the snappy snarky leaks confirmed it. I still stand by anyone using a name here is fucked in the head unless it's for the actual purpose for which it was added as a feature.

>>150697482
By the definition of the rules holding occurs on every single play. By how it's actually called, it wouldn't have been holding if their lineman had just pushed the DT to the ground instead of grabbing the jersey and pulling them down.

Transwomen are women so it's straight to like trans porn

This was the Bears 4th loss in the last 4 seasons when entering the 4th quarter with a double-digit lead, thats the most in the NFL during that span.

Why are you guys like this?
https://www.tiktok.com/@brian.bowie43/video/7547796725180796173

>>150697478
Anon your on /sp/ the most normie board sans /soc/ and /out/ plus half the fun of shitposting here is saying I told you so. How else can I keep reciepts?

>>150697497
They jumped in and created a drive for the bears in the 4th that’s all I remember seeing.

>>150697497
Go to bed, anon. It's too late to be coping.

>>150697492
Sodomy has been winning for the last century, it's just taking a victory lap at this point.

>>150697524
Stop replying to me

>>150697512
>By the definition of the rules holding occurs on every single play
It doesnt. This is sports show cope slop. Stop repeating it.

>>150697449
>packturds pretending to only remember manlover's 6 games at the end of the 2023 season

>>150697497
Ayo he mad fr

The AFC East is actually the gayest division.

>>150697533
Only if you say that you were wrong about the Vikings!

>>150697543
Why is Cali the reddest state

wtf is going on in this thread?

Coats Pinstripe

>>150697520
Quintessential bearsing

>>150697523
Trash exists everywhere but it takes a special kind of trash to go to an opposing teams stadium and act a fool surrounded by their fans and pick a fight with all of them when both of you are rapeweight class. They got what they deserved.

Tripfag can't comprehend why he's a massive faggot nobody wants around, typical. Of course he's also the faggot posting the lame ai images everyone hates.

>>150697548
SF really brings up that number quite alot

>tranny porn still up on a blue board
jannies really are faggots, huh?

>>150697523
Girl gets her nose broken and takes it like a champ.

>>150697559
Who owns the Bears now that McCaskey's dead?

GO EAGLES!

>>150697146
God I love Asian women with big asses

>>150697534
It doesn't literally occur on every play but by how the rules are written it does. 73 grabbing the sleeve and pulling the DT down is what made it a good call for holding. I played into college at a D1 program that was ranked, you're a garden variety midwit with faggot takes.

>>150697567
Back in the day they used to spam girls of questionable age but now we get fucking Transvestite Dick in her face. This website has turned to complete shit

You now remember the Colts' new girlboss owner.

>>150697575
Like 50 of her ungrateful children and grandchildren.

>>150697567
Holy fuck
Holy fucking fuck
That body of yours is absurd

Wtf has he really gotten THAT fat?

This is elite vision by JJ McCarthy
watch as he dives inbetween his blocker, and the guy he's blocking in order to get the touchdown.

If he failed at QB he could very well have a career as a RB

>>150697548
They aren't, New York is. Get your eyes checked.

>>150697561
Girls don't expect to get hit so they do stuff like that all the time.

wanna see what happens when i post this

someone post the roast already

>>150697595
>>150697597
And there it is

>>150697597
>>150697595

>>150697523
Ouch

>>150697595
Am i the only one here who would eat this up

>>150697567
Anus needs to be stretched more, too tiny. Barely any mileage.

Bill ©roskey-Merritt

>>150697595
If you feel disgusted by this, you’re literally gay. Would.

>>150697595
>>150697597
Yeah im thinkin Arbys

>>150697583
>CSAM is better than cute legal troons
Kys, edp445

LMAO! kiwi faggot is so butthurt that she's spamming tranny cocks every where

PATHETIC FAGGOT TRANNY KIWI BITCH! NECK YOURSELF!

>>150697523
>>150697606
LA is such a shit hole
Rams are a fake ass team

>>150697616
Guess I’m gay

21 points in the 4th quarter?

>>150697608
Nowhere close to the worst pussy anyone here on this board has had. But her the look of pride on her face showing it off to some guy is what makes it so funny.

>>150697523
Getting into a pointless fight is really stupid, but you have to have single digit IQ to do it next to a ledge where you definitely die if you go over

>>150697595
Would tie up and fist for several hours until my arms cramped

>>150697623
The West has fallen

>>150697632
If she sent that to me, I’d ghost her
And I’m 100 percent serious
I am OUT

That hope solo pic always draws quite a crowd of closeted homosexuals who have never seen a vagina before. There is nothing wrong with it. That’s what they look like, faggots.

Football?

>>150697626
That ass beatin aint fake though, kek

>>150696813
The warning signs in training camp were there

>>150697642
I ain't never seen a pussy that looked like a garbage disposal

>>150697626
Yeah California has the worst fans on earth. People give Philly and NYC shit but they’re a superior class to LA and Niners scum.

>>150697641
...then what are you doing for pussy? I'm assuming in this scenario you are single. Once you're not, and you have a wife for a while, it's going to start looking like this.

>>150697649
>*yakety sax starts playing*

>>150697651
Honestly crazy a Eagles fag hasnt been caught fighting in SoFi yet.

>>150697582
>I played into college at a D1 program that was ranked, you're a garden variety midwit with faggot takes.
too bad youre still wrong double nigger.

>>150697653
I’ve had plenty of vagene
Some young as 18 and some old as 53
And it never looked that mangled

>>150697642
not all pussies are built equal, some are more attractive than others, and you of all people being one means you should already know this.

>>150697638
I barely tolerate people cranking or schlicking it to loli and shota, anyone that actively enjoys pizza needs to be woodchippered feet first with tourniquets applied to make it last as long as possible. I'd rather be surrounded by a million faggots than a single pedo. And no I'm not talking about fucking a 17 year old when you're 20, I'm talking about breaking the half your age plus 7 rule.

>>150697638
>west has fallen because gays can sleep together

>>150697642
Personally I think it's not nearly blown out enough, but I'm a lilijunex/AlexBreeCooper kinda guy.

>>150697663
Oh no I jerked it to a 16 year old masturbating on Omegle I must be pedophile Put me on our sex offender registry for life you fucking retard

>>150697626
Lambs are the most plastic fan base in the league since they left St.Louis

>>150697672
CURSED IMAGE

With the ending of Bears-Vikings, we have officially not had a tie regular season game in 40 regular season weeks.
This is the longest stretch of weeks with no ties since the adjustment to the overtime rules making it so that field goals don't end the game in overtime in 2012, and stretches over 2 full seasons of 2023 and 2024. The last tie we had was a 20-20 Commanders-Giants tie in week 13 of the 2022 season.

Why did she do it

>>150697663
>breaking the half your age plus 7 rule

Yea nobody cares about this shit you fucking retard. Take your moralfaggotry to reddit

>>150697663
>I'd rather be surrounded by a million faggots than a single pedo
Crime statistics say these two things are nearly identical though.

>>150697661
I don't believe you at all. But back to your scenario of "woman sends me that pic to sex her, and I straightly ghost her" What are you doing instead? You can just fuck her with lube, its still pussy you don't even need to see it.

>>150697674
That would be ephebophilia which is still not cool but shouldn't be treated as severely as pedophilia. You remain retarded.

Kek it’s always funny seeing the incels seethe with revulsion upon witnessing hope solo’s nudes. that’s what a real vagina looks like, not the heavily shaven abomination you’re accustomed to in your degenerate and exploitative pornography.

What the helly is going in this genny

>>150697683
That was a good game. I remember thinking the WFT was going to get blown out and I was pleasantly surprised by the tie. Not even a fan of either team. Just good football.

>>150697690
I’m going for a girl who doesn’t look like she’s been through one million penises
I actually care about that stuff, pointless as it seems
Vagina doesn’t just look like that unless it’s been GAPED
it makes me feel less valuable when a girl wants to sleep with me… if she’s already been with 100 bbcs
I know nearly every girl has a body count of 15 or more, but I’ll try to find one closer to 15 then 100

>>150697701
You know exactly whats going on.

>>150697685
Money?

>>150697685
You now reminded me of getting perma banned for calling some poster a cringe father

>>150697688
Fucking kids is reprehensible, there is no excuse. Jakking in response is weaksauce.
>>150697689
Woodchipper them too
>>150697685
Because she wasn't retarded even if she was soulless.

>>150697698
Is this a meme? It looks like that because it just got wrecked not because it’s supposed to

>>150697701
terrible, and I repeat terrible move by the US Government here, I know it's 2025, everybody loves a flashy offense, they like their Mahomes and their Lamars, and Allens but DEFENSE wins championships.

>>150697709
Who is this jewish man? Just kiddng just kidding

MY vikies are undefeated :)

>>150696959
But enough about me, fly Eagles fly!

>>150697694
>>150697715
I had sex with a 17 year old when I was 25 and a 19 year old when I was 28 so I've broken your half your age plus 7 rule twice. Gonna cry about it and piss your pants you little fairy faggot? Legal age of consent in my country is 16. I'll continue to do as I please and you'll continue to be a plonked moralfaggot. Pic related

>>150697705
You're retarded and have no idea what real vagina looks like, especially after it's had children. I've seen and came too and in far worse than that.

A lot of the conversation is on Caleb (for good reason), but how the fuck do you give up 20 to a rookie QB that can't throw more than 30 yards playing his first NFL game?

How did caleb williams lose at home to a qb playing his first game?

I'm just glad it's not the early 2010s /nfl/ because nobody wanted to talk about my rammies then except saying they should go back to LA :(((

I miss the Jamaican jagsbro trip

>>150697726
you gonna brag about fucking sheep too just cause its popular in kiwiland?

This is the girl from Dexter right?

>>150697733
I heard he had a fumble

>>150697733
Constantly went 3 & out when passing.

Post the roast already

>>150697705
God there's something about your posts that seem off. The scenario is, I will breaks this down:
Fuckable woman sends you photo of vagina.
You straightly decide not to fuck her.
You instead... find a a woman who has only fucked...50 men??? Closer to 15 then 100 I guess. To feel "valuable"??? What the fuck are you talking about ITS PUSSY its hard to come by aren't dating someone. To decline it by any kind of skinny chick requires something I don't have.

>>150697742
I prefer the name GayGay McSharty

surprised i havent been banned yet for the hope solo pic

>>150697726
>Maori rapebabby
Opinion disregarded, and the half your age plus seven rule only matters if you're 18 or younger. Otherwise as long as it's legal do whatever you like.

>>150697733
I’ve never seen a zone defense shut a guy down so effectively without a great pass rush

You are all bots. None of you are real

>>150697740
Scroll up leaftard

>>150697752
Would

>>150697747
There's like a dozen people here and everyone else on the board just ignores this thread, you'll get your three for free in a couple hours if experience is anything to go by.

>>150697744
Lad, when you really don’t care about pussy you realize men who sound like you are the faggots and the non straights. The ones who will do whatever just to take pussy are pretending to be heterosexual or literally have zero options.
I can tell you through an earned hatred of women, (I slept with so many I began to resent them for wanting to sleep with me)
That I could honestly not give a shit if I never have sex again
And that’s probably while I’ll continue to have success with women
They can sense my ability to drop them and my disdain for them
Most men are simps like you
I’ve seen good men get rejected and pieces of shit like me get the girl, and that’s why I don’t like women

>Tranny porn still up
>Fag shit still up
>Arby's still up
>Woman (female) boobs instantly deleted
This is confirmation, without a doubt, that jannies are fags. I hate this place

Was funny seeing Vikesfags asking for JJ to be bench in the first half then sucking his dick in the 2nd

mccarthy first rookie qb in history to win a super bowl

SCREENCAP THIS CHUDS

HOW CAN HE SLAP???!?!??

:D

My king and my hero have spoiled me. All the other games are complete dogshit to watch. There’s no point in watching the NFL if you aren’t watching Lameme. I’m glad my Ravens lost because it means the Browns are in for a complete ass raping, and more importantly the Lions which is also happens to be a Manningcast.

>>150697774
he's not a rookie

>>150697767
The bussy spam should have sent your spidey signal off long ago.

>>150697763
Sounds like a lot of cope to me. There's nothing wrong with blown out cunt unless you need it to be tight to get off, in which case just fuck their mouth or ass.

>>150697774
Brady, but you mean also lead the team for the entire season.

>>150697767
/lgbt/ won

>>150697778
I see, well fuck me in the ass

>>150697783
Brady wasn't a rookie

>>150697777
Checked and least retarded Ratbird enjoyer confirmed. Getting cucked by the razorcakes is still KWABOTW though.

Guys I’m actually serious. I’m gonna go up to this girl after class tomorrow. How do I feel no nervousness in the moment?
I’ve never done this.
>>150697763
>I’ve seen good men get rejected
Fugg me man…. what a time to see this >>150697774
I won’t be a chud after tomorrow

>>150697726
I never want you to accuse bradysknee of being a pedo

I'm drunk

>>150697781
I think I’ve had enough blown out cunt
To the point where it doesn’t matter to me, unless I’m drunk and on cocaine and will litterally fuck. ANYTHING.
I would prefer a girl to be meaningful
See, between ages 19 when I lost my virginity and 25 I slept with 146 women at UCSB (hottest sluttiest girl college)
Quality is more important to me now

>>150697786
wtf I thought mpreg was a meme. It's real!?

Someone post some hot trannies

>>150697797
What a life

>>150697786
Fake

Nothing but retards awake at this hour huh? Jesus Christ.

>Chiefs need a WR
>Dolphins need an olinemen
Chiefs trade Jawaan Taylor and a few draft picks for Tyreek.

>>150697795
He may not be able to but the rest of us still can

>>150697733
errors. missed throws, missed kicks along with some amateur pre-snap penalties and sprinkle in a couple dumb sacks. the type of shit an offense can iron out with enough preseason reps.

Can we just talk more about JJ McCarthy?

>>150697810
What a way to speak for yourself

>>150697794
Yes, I saw good men, with jobs who studied get rejected while men like me (brute/slob/areogant/handsome) With NOTHING TO MY NAME get women at their absolute peak.
Sure I’m a bit of a loser now at 31 and those men now are getting girls because they have money
But I had NOTHING and got HOT YOUNG PUSSY in its PRIME and was a piece of Shit
While these men with good values had to wait for girls to be done GETTING USED BY CHADS LIKE ME before they settle down with the good guy
This is why I hate women

>>150697816
what would you like to talk about?

>>150697811
>Jawaan taylor
PLEASE! Get rid of him, we'll even take tyreek off your hands for nothing. Andy Reid knows how to handle him

>>150697810
And look who's up with us. I'm on graveyard shift what's your excuse?

>>150697807

Black hole sun, won't you come

>>150697810
monitor on, nigger

>>150697749
You understand like 3040 years ago that shit was accepted. fuck the guitar player for the rolling stones Started dating his wife when she was fourteen And it wasn't a big deal. It only became You're a pedophile monster when feminism began to take over

>>150697824
He loved a good pick six in college and still loves 'em today

>>150697823
So what do I do tomorrow to not shit myself. I’m not ugly.

>>150697830
And wash away the rain...

duval you fucking faggot

>>150697824
Where would you rank JJ McCarthy amongst NFCN QBs after last nights performance.
Is it still
1. Goff.
2. Love.
3. Caleb.
4. JJ McCarthy

Or would you say JJ McCarthy has over taken Caleb.

>>150697788
Huh, I did not know he had a single game the year before against the Dolphins. Still feels spiritually "rookie" but you are correct.

>>150697842
I commend men who can control themselves after seeing this if it were real

>>150697816
I expected him to come out a little more polished and I'm not in love with his fundies but some of that KOC will clean up throughout the season. Wouldn't be surprised if he looks better at home.

>>150697843
JJ above caleb

>>150697798
I see it being blown out as being a mark of quality, and every woman I've known I've blown out even further. I get off on ruining them for anyone else. If it's too tight I just get pissed off.

>>150697833
>It was accepted in 1050bc so I should be able to do it today

Good fucking lord you paganistic fucks

i think its time for me to go to bed

Does any team on the NFC north get 10 wins this year

>>150697856
Packers

>>150697852
Oh my God I didn't put a space between 30 and 40 Let's harp on that little technical era you fucking jerk off

>>150697810
I have three hours before I have to work a 12 hour shift and I'm drunk as fuck, and I'm still not as dumb as you 'igger

>>150697852
Priests use the Bible all the time to fondle kids

>>150697856
two of them will

>>150697843
McSharty is dead last. He was unforgivably bad for 85 percent of that game. This was a Bears collapse, not a vikings win.
Kangfreaks keep forgetting that they have 16 more games to play and its only going to get worse.

AIchud showing you how it's DONE

>>150697858
*error

>>150697852
More like up until the 20th century when roasties were given voting rights
This also coincides with prohibition and the great depression

>>150697864
>not a vikings win.

>win
>it doesn't count

>>150697866
Saved.

>>150697835
Litterally just stare them in the eyes and don’t say anything and break silence
If you’re the one having to push for conversation you’re losing
It’s tug of war, let her tug
Honestly, i recommend talking as little as possible
If she starts opening up to you you win
Sitting in complete silence and talking less is a bad strategy
But you could ask small, basic questions
If you start searching for conversation, it’s over
You should act like you’re only the bare minimum level of interested, even if she likes something that is your favorite hobby
Why?
Women have tons of men very interested in them
But they have very few who they have to work for their attention
Be one of those

>>150697858
Just thought it was a funny mistake to make when referencing a specific time period of when something was culturally appropriate

You're all good anon! Thanks for the chuckle.

>>150697869
>Kangchimp
>Reading comprehension
Pick 1

>>150697866
This type of shit is why AI will kill us

>>150696773 (OP)
Discuss

>>150697866
Has science gone too far?

>>150697876
I'm just being argumentative and provocative since the mods are asleep. it's all good

>>150697843
Caleb's strength is supposed to be his arm and it might've been his biggest weakness tonight. He looked like injured baker mayfield.

>>150697884
He’s probably going to dial that number after today

>>150697893
kek

>>150697893
Kek, I'm closing the thread and going to sleep on that. Very funny.

The best QBs drafted in the last 4 years
1. Jayden Daniels (for now, might have a slump)
2. Brock Purdy
3. Either Lawrence or Stroud and neither have been inspiring recently

>>150697833
Bruh, I know more about CSAM than most people because I helped put people behind bars for it. Fucking kids is gross, period, unless you're also a kid in which case it's still retarded. Unless you grew up in some backwards hellhole it's indefensible. Just because Aisha was 9 and mudslimes still rape babies en masse doesn't mean it's okay.

Just stick to the AoC or at least half your age plus seven if you're underage. If you're a grown man and you want to fuck a 14 year old you have screws loose. At least wait a couple years. Using old degenerate boomers as justification for it is islamic nubian tier.

Bow down to your leaders

>>150697872
What if staring at her blankly is creeping her out

>>150697884
He's a zesty buck that needs breaking

>>150697795
>having sex with legal age women makes you a pedo

Holy fuck you're a loser kek paedophilia is diddling children or gooning to illegal porn. Having sex above the age of consent is by definition not paedophilia

>>150697866
Would marry

>>150697892
>. He looked like injured baker mayfield
The browns moving on from Baker might just be the most absurd thing in football of the last decade. The whole Deshaun Watson trade was.

I don't get it. You're the team with the insanely long QB Jersey of failed drafts, you finally get a guy full of amazing talent, and you ditch him for a peanut oil rapist that hadn't played football in a year.

I don't know how browns fans wake up and can do it. I don't think about the browns enough but when I do I get mad trying to process their decision making.

>>150697901
Muslims are right about women

>>150697900
>Lawrence
when has he ever looked impressive

>>150697915
Lawrence is just okay at best, and being okay still puts you above the likes of Caleb Williams, Kenny Pickett, and Bryce Young

>>150697901
Can you booby trap mp4s to phone home?

>>150697904
Then she’s not into you, and it shouldn’t be a blank stare
It should be a dominant stare, a look that says you’re a primal male and this is the look of someone who would be fucking them mercilessly
If she doesn’t respond well to that, then she’s not submissive to you, if she expects you to work for her, then she’s not submissive to you
And as soon as you do start working for her you’ve lost
If she doesn’t respond to your stoic, introverted dominance properly
Get up and leave early
I’m serious
Just say “I’ve gotta go bye”
She was gonna do it to you, so do it to her first and save your dignity

>>150697914
In some ways, sure. In others they're retarded.

>>150697900
Get ready to add JJ McCarthy to this list.

>>150697903
Also leading the league in losses. I kneel

>>150697907
>if I went to a 3rd-world country where the age of consent is 12 and fucked someone it's perfectly fine since it's legal!
Keep telling yourself that pedo. I don't ever want you to say anything bad about bradysknee again.

>>150697903
Post their Lamar Hunt trophy.

>>150697884
Lotta burrs fans calling them up judging by the posts itt

>>150697900
Cam Ward has franchise QB potential, not sure if the Titans are capable of capitalizing on that.

watching caleb sometimes feels like hes too fast for his own body like hes moving so fast he cant process that and look like a retard

To be fair Ben Johnson tried to warn us about Gayleb

>>150697922
But most women nowadays don’t like a man who is going to want them for just sex and kids, they want someone to love, no?

If you have to ask, it's too late. Especially here of all places.

>>150697912
They had a top O-line with Nick Chubb going beast mode at the time and still weren't getting it done
I can kinda see how they'd believe better QB play would set them over the top, it's just, y'know, they didn't get that

>>150697943
I’m 22. It’s never too late

>>150697942
The man they love is the one who dominates them and shows them TOUGH love and doesn’t fall for their BS or be overly interested in them
The man they CHEAT on falls for everything, rushes to them, and takes their last name
Look into current idubz relationship if you wanna know how to not act
Set boundaries from the jump

>>150697942
Women like sex just as much as you do and they get baby crazy as a motherfucker. Love is bullshit made up by the entertainment industry no different than DeBeers telling you you need a diamond ring to ask a woman to marry you. Have a job, fuck them well, don't hit them, and don't be a bitch. That's all you need to do. If you want love that's what pets and family and friends are for.

>>150697912
Its easy to forget Watson was a top QB for a time before the scandal broke out, Baker wasnt as consistent at the time and they wanted to capitalize on the roster they had.

>>150697950
You're right, it isn't.

>>150697943
No. Please!

>>150697930
>having sex with a 17 year is basically fucking a 12 year old

Yea you're a plonked moralfaggot. Let me guess you came here from reddit right? Maybe you should go back

>>150697912
they brought in all those "weapons" and some of them like OBJ just constantly bitched about how awful he was and it's not like Baker had a portfolio of great game tape at that point in his career.

The Bears 2024 draft class projects to be an all time whiff
Caleb Williams 1st overall when he might not even be a top 5 QB taken in the first round and the guy taken right after him looks to be a future superstar

Rome Odunze who is an unremarkable WR taken over Brock Bowers and Brian Thomas Jr

Traded the 2nd round pick to overpay Montez Sweat who's a 2nd tier edge rusher as a 1. Commanders used that pick on Johnny Newton but T'Vondre Sweat, Braden Fiske, Cooper Dejean, Kamari Lassiter, and Edgerin Cooper all look like great players at the minimum

Kiran Amegadjie who was a healthy scratch and after just 1 year got his spot taken by a UDFA tackle. Taken a few picks before Dominick Puni

Tory Taylor in the 4th. Already horrible to take a punter 4th but he's not even good. Even worse, he was taken 3 spots over Bucky Irving. 2 spots over Malik Mustapha who wouldn't be half bad either

Finally, traded a future 4th for Austin Booker who is a developmental edge rusher. Hilariously the guy who had half a sack last season and is injured to start this year is the best pick here

The emotional swing of this game for a true JJ hater would have been legitimately emotionally exhausting

>>150697903
>stats stats stats

I'd rather we had none of those and were 1-0

>>150697774
Slow your roll, you only beat the burrs

The NFL doesn't want Chicago supporting the league seeing an officiating performance like tonight. 2 awful penalties acknowledged as awful on the broadcast turned into 2 Vikings touchdowns. The Darnell Wright phantom hold and the Stevenson phantom pass interference. Well NFL you win, I quit your nigger worship poverty league and I'll go to esports. Fuck yourself when only niggers with no money watch your league and won't pay for tickets.

>>150697976
Imagine a jj hater and a Caleb truther reaction
Most of those are bears fans but the truly neutral watcher would be on suicide watch

>>150697934
>not sure
There's nothing to be guessing on, he has terrible receivers, a bad HC, and a shitty line. He performed about as well as you could expect in his first game with a shit supporting cast vs. an elite defense, but unfortunately for him the Tits are nothing more than a retirement home for washed players looking to cash their last check

>>150697915
>when has he ever looked impressive
when he led a 27-0 comeback against the chargers in the playoffs

I’m thinking Justin Herbert is the best QB in the league
He throws a faster pass then Josh Allen and he can truck just as good
And he’s beaten mahimes 2 times
Allen could never do that

Explain to me in idiot terms why the Bears lost please

>>150697969
Based
>>150697954
So you’re telling me there’s women out there who don’t want a nice guy or a manly guy who’s nice
>>150697955
I want to actually get married asap. I’m only 22. But I see all these people around me happy and I’ve never had a chance with anyone. Even if I tried. If she says no tomorrow I may lose all hope.

>>150697980
Brother in christ you're mentally ill mane
Even the staunchest refball screamers acknowledge the only refball they remembered this game was the last TD drive by Caleb williams.
Gifted two automatic first downs to the goal line and the ref even called a rush that was obviously 1 yard short a touchdown.

Nobody is buying your narrative.

>>150697903
>has to score more than 40 to win
lmao

>>150697995
Ben Johnson's offense may not be suited for Caleb Williams' skillset

>>150697995
Caleb start well then not do good in 2nd half
JJ start bad then do very good in 4th quarter
Dennis Allen look sad at end

>>150697970
Earlier you argued >>150697907 if the age of consent laws says it's fine then there's no problem with it. In Nigeria the age of consent is 11 and in the Philippines it's 12. So based on your pedo logic that's fair game. I just point this out to show you how dumb citing the age of consent laws is you dummy.

>>150697995
Vikings are just a better team

>>150697996
Never lose hope and never marry anyone you haven't been with for at least seven years before you do. Seven full years from the first date at that. Sign a prenup before you do it if you have any real assets to protect. You're signing a contract and the consequences of both signing and breaking it will follow you for the rest of your life.

Just don't put pussy on a pedestal. Treat women like people and don't coddle them. Be honest about what you are. You'll be fine. And drop the oneitis bullshit that's a one way trip to inceldom or jail, there's billions of bitches out there.

>>150698013
By what age do you think a woman fully matures. Like meaning what age to you does a girl become a woman. Regardless of man made laws

>>150697997
you're fucking retarded. "even the staunchest refball screamers" aka Troy Aikman? he AND the ESPN ref broadcaster said those calls were bullshit. I know you want to jack off to the male ViQueen cheerleaders but that doesn't mean your retarded rhetoric means shit irl. Go kill yourself nigger faggot.

>>150698019
I've never thought about it so I have no answer maybe you should ask the experts like bradysnee and the kiwi. They like em young.

>>150697975
I would like to subscribe to Ryan Poles Fails

>>150698019
16, but 17 is a solid age for AoC because some people are retarded and need an extra year before they're ready to handle the consequences of sex.

>>150698002
what skillset? Manlet scramble into sack or throw high over the middle?

>>150698020
Aww lil refbabby mad his team lost :(( sowwyyyy new york reviews all TD plays so gayleb had to work for it and he couldn't do it!

>>150697975
>passed on Tyler Warren and Will Johnson in 2025
if their first round tackle from 2023 didn't pan out that Jalen Carter trade would look real shit right now

>>150698016
Why 7? Why not say, 2? I don’t want to be 30 getting married or 33 with my first kid

>>150698032
you're a literal retarded faggot. You don't know ball but you like faggot colors so you root for the gay purple team. fuck off and honestly kill yourself. I honestly think you should

>>150698042
What about my lions

I just want to talk about football...

>>150698037
Most relationships end within 7 years, from first date to marriage being dissolved in court in front of a judge. If you make it seven years with someone the odds you get divorced ever are like a tenth of what they are otherwise. You do not want to go through a divorce, even if it is as amicable and cheap as possible it still fucking sucks.

Teams should get their timeout back if the injury turns out to be legitimate and the player is ineligible to return to the game.

I get the league doesn't want teams to fake injuries for timeouts but the bears player going down took all steam out of the bears comeback momentum.

2 timeouts with just under 2 minutes gives you a lot more options than just 1 timeout.

Really shitty way for the game to be lost.

>>150698049
>481
bruh

>>150698045
Then talk about football. All the offtopic shitposting only happens when people stop talking ball and start posting balls instead.

>>150698002
Wtf does that even mean?

>>150698055
Please forgive me. I thought we were above the bump limit

>>150698048
Even if she seems perfect a year in?

>>150698042
Purple was the color of royalty blud. It was illegal for commoners to even possess it. Roman emperors would genocide entire subspecies of sea snails in order to get just one cloak dyed in purple.

Sorry you let people live rent free in your life and ruin symbols. Bet you kvetch any time God decides to have a rainbow show up around you just cause of some faggots like to fly one.

>>150698058
It's a "he needs more help" excuse

>>150698062
Especially if she seems perfect a year in. People change, and you need to make sure that both of you are still happy with each other after it's been long enough you both know each other well and you've both had time to change.

>>150698068
I wonder what people will say when Goff and that offense bounce back next week. Caleb is just bad

I don’t care if Lamar wins, I just want Allen to lose

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>>150698058
I was trying not to be racist but Ben's offense may be too high OQ for Caleb, at least this year

>>150698058
Means Ben Johnson is a shit coach, giving off Josh McDaniels vibes.

>>150698058
Johnson went from having a great O-line with a great RBs and a white game manager QB to having a shit O-line with a meme QB and no run game to speak of

>>150698084
IQ*
Damn, now I look racist and dumb...

>>150698065
It was illegal for commoners to even possess it.
Doubt it

>>150698077
But man… 7 years feels too long to commit to a non marriage

>>150696771
Recycle

Why didn't the kicker hit it out the back of the endzone?

>>150698084
Then simplify it.

>>150697975
Ryan Poles is a retard

New

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>>150698092
Was illegal by Sumptuary laws in ancient rome. Specifically Tyrian Purple was reserved for the emperor, royal family, and high-ranking officials.

They probably were allowed some washed out version of purple.but these in pic related required massive snail genocide in order to produce, and because of that rarity it was restricted to a status symbol.

>>150697995
Bears assumed they would win after they went up. Gayleb shit the bed and missed wide open receivers that could have put away the game

>>150698065
you're a faggot, blud

>>150698123
Your obsessive behavior over faggotry knows no bounds

>>150698135
your faggotry knows no bounds. Anyone still pretending anything "wins" in this league are any more authentic than anything Vince McMahon booked in his lifetime is a retard.

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