Thread 150700227

england humiliation ritual at 19:45 sub-edition

fuck me anfield is one ugly dump

Where does this team finish?

>>150700355
13th with a european quarter final

Nuno is the first one to go this season, right? A bit surprised he outlived Potter. Not terribly surprised because of how last season ended and all the rumours of internal fights but a little surprised.

>>150700355
9th for me clive. depends on injuries though. ange teams get lots of injuries.

>>150700292
Quiet too

ANGE WON!

I LOVE LIVERPOOL! DO YOU LOVE LIVERPOOL?

>>150700500
i love how often they lose yeah
and how they get put in their place by french coppers

is declan rice really an andrew tate fan? i read that somewhere

>LIVERPOOLWINSLOL

Nice league

>>150700568
no he's an angerew mate fan haha

>>150700592
>harmless joke including the word mate
i can hear him typing

>7 days without /mug/
I’m starting to get withdrawals. Damn international break.

>>150700613
joke's on you, i'm literally the "angry-bitter lad" as you called me. retard lmao

>>150700628
done yourself hehe

League’s better with Ange in it, mate

>>150700574
Great assist from PGMOL though

>>150700500
cute tummy

>>150700355
Get Milenkovic out of there. I don't know what other CBs they have but I guarantee they'll play Angeball better than him

Why are there 5 dogshit arsenal players in the england squad?

>the jews are crying that the italian players were mean to them during the match
kek just stop letting them play games ffs

>>150701021
the yank is gonna get upset now and start shitting in the thread.

>>150701021
In eurobasket, israel team getting torched by greece led by their best player Giannis and when their manager was asked how to stop him, he answered with 'you need to bring in M-16'

>>150701021
>stop them playing because of other people's bigotry

nice IQ

>>150701021
based

Heard a guy on Talksport say that Harry Kane is overrated and not even Top 10 England striker of the last 30 years. I'm trying to think of 10 strikers better than Kane in last 30 years that'd get in that Top 10.

Note, he also said that Rashford should be No.9 because 'England play counter-attacking football' and was immediately told that Andorra don't let any players 'play off the shoulder' so Rashford wouldn't be good (additional note, Rashford lost the ball to Spanish League Tier 5 defenders multiple times).

>>150701114
never seen someone start talking about their degree in a 4chan argument before kek
what a bellend

>>150701202
based lanky retarded wog, set em straight

reminder thomas tuchel's england beat andorra 3-0 over 2 games

>>150701021
Agreed, they shouldn't be allowed in the World Cup.

>>150701236
Personally only (peak) Rooney would be better, and even then Kane has been the better player over the course of his career as Rooney burnt out so quick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLX6_AoBhnY
>Germany U17 5-7 England U17

It’s coming home

>>150701163
stop them playing because they're nazis

Why haven’t israeli teams been banned from international competition while their country commits a genocide?

>>150701862
it had to happen to we can post tony soprano memes sorry

>>150701202
>italy bullies you
>respond by bombing qatar
whew

what would happen if every single team refused to play israel? you reckon fifa would give them the world cup win by default or actually ban them from competition so the real world cup could take place?

>>150701862
There can only be one reason

>>150701897
They would have to ask the advertisers, As the advertisers are Jewish owned you would get an Israeli default win and it would be put across as a victory against bigotry.

>>150701808
what a grim thumbnail

>>150702150
also member of Lord Dagon's inner circle, former head coach of Innsmouth FC

Marmoush ACL, kek City are done

>>150702336
well it was an important match against...
what the fuck is a Burkina Faso
not even being edgy did something else change its name

>>150702336
his acl is marmush

the lads

>>150702336
Some of the tackles im seeing clips of in that match are insane, theyve done like 4 leg breakers

>>150702388
it's Upper Volta to you great grandad

>>150702419
looks like he's about to reveal my card ( 7 of hearts btw)

>>150702419
>Madueke over Bowen

Hate this nazi cunt

>>150702388
>Burkina Faso
these lads are fucking OP in my local "world cup". i dont know how we even have enough of them to field a team, nevermind them all somehow being class.

>>150702419
that bench is so grim

>>150702419
so its eze to rogers
rashford to gordon
smelly to livramento
burn to konsa
is that right?

>>150702419
This has to be the worst england team talent wise that i can remember

>>150702419
so what was the idea behind Tuchel calling up Pooben Lofted-Cheeks who spent half of last season on the treatment table for 8th place AC Milan and leaving Premier League winner Curtis Jones at home?

>>150702504
yeah the lineup is so uninspiring I cba watching

>>150702511
>implying Jones would have played

>>150702419
What a grim set of players. Dreadful absolute shite.

If you have ever actually stood in a queue to get a new football shirt, you are a fucking retard.

how many for TRENT™ today?

>>150702581
we cant all be like the irish and just walk out without paying

at first glance you'd think the Irish fella is taking a shot at consumerism, when really he just cuts the line and laughs at the sheep (us the public)

>>150702609
Sort your life out mate. Getting ripped off by your clubs foreign owners for a new shirt every year is embarrassing.

>>150702628
at the risk of sounding patronising there are alternatives to buying and stealing mate

>>150702656
you bartering bastard

>>150702627
Kys IBP

>>150702680
we don't sign our posts here

>>150702673
i was thinking arts and crafts

>>150702687
>going to away games with your homemade papier maché Ronaldo "jersey"

Just buy off dhgate you fucking idiots

>>150702419
jimmy anderson playing football now is he

seems reclusive author D.H.Gate has resorted to selling knockoffs merch from bus trunk

the matchy: >>150702799

>>150702769
Editor's note: what was incorrectly worded as "bus trunk" should clearly be "his trunk"

>>150702807
you mean his boot?

>>150702825
no a boot would be on his tire (tyre), but only if he were a bad boy

hehe i made the leaf say aboot

>Ireland LOSE to Armenia

Well, time for us to pack in this shambolic sport completely.

southern ireland just lost a match to armenia 2-1
this was armenias star player

>>150701163
>Other people's bigotry
1 x Fell for it again badge for you

>>150702901
not a good feeling getting done like this

All of these "southern Ireland" and "British isles" comments are being reported to the authorities

>>150703035
Prime candidate for a trip to Turkey.

>>150703035
Eriksenesque

>>150701640
What about in history then?

Germany U17 5-7 England U17

Ryan Kavuma-McQueen x4, Floyd Samba, Sam Alabi and De Lisle scoring.

>>150701640
Peak Rooney wasn't even a striker

>>150703473
thought his name was Wayne?

>>150702419
>Chadramento over Poois-Smelly
BASED

>>150703035
the west brit liverpool customer doesn't care if southern ireland loses.

Should clubs be allowed to be mad international teams/fixtures continually injuring players?

>>150703866
nobody in ireland cares if ireland loses. ireland losing is the default state.

>>150703561
livramento has been raped by serbia's rw lmao. he's so shit.

>>150703883
1) How would you stop them if you decided to disallow it?
2) Can a club truly be said to have emotions in the first place?

>>150704044
>How would you stop them if you decided to disallow it?
throw them in jail if they break their contract

>>150704001
Cope arsewog, he’s still better than Smelly even while playing out of his natural position.

>>150704230
lmao imagine hating a club so much you'd rather worse players play. btw i don't think mls should play either, it should be hall but livramention is shit

nta btw, get your head check you freak, oh and mls scored on his england debut btw. when did livramento last score for england?

Arsewog loves to pretend he doesn't support Arsenal, doesn't he? To try to give them support from a seemingly neutral perspective. Nobody is buying it.,

>>150704230
>Pointing out Livramento has lost his man three or four times while providing nothing going forward means I support Arsenal
No, I just want the best players to play.

>i point out i don't want livramento or mls to play
>child rapist switches vpn to whine
why are you like this? what is your schizo shit?

>>150704327
>>150704368
>>150704406
Absolute arsewog melty. Hall is injured and Livramento is better than that mong Pyles Poois-Smelly (the walking red card) even played out of position. SEETHE

>>150704474
i know hall is injured you freak, i'm saying he is who i want to play. learn to read and stop jerking off to child porn on your discord.

well done not answering my question on last time livramento scored for england tho.

Thread is turning absolutely schizo

>>150704528
Stop replying, retard. He'll just switch to Australia or USA flag anyway.

>>150704528
I don’t five a fuck when he last scored because he is a better full back than Skelly which is his job. Seethe more arsewog

Starting striker Sesko played 90+ minutes against Grimsby and couldn't score then put his hand up last on the penalty shootout
How this isn't scrutinised more I simply can not fathom
Take clubs out of it as I'm not inherently anti-United but it's mad when you see it so plainly laid out

>>150702493
Yes that and long throws

watkins scored a worldie in the euros, but besides that i really don't see what anyone sees in him. very mid striker.

>Erling Braut Haaland was born in Leeds, West Yorkshire, England
>Thelonious Gerard Aasgaard was born in Liverpool, England

England scored 9 goals against Moldova today
God save the King, lads

apologise to tuchel and arry

Uhhh UK bros our response

>>150706347
Tommy Tukes will be knighted when he brings it home

>>150706397
I can hear the crowd from my garden

>>150706397
>Craig Lellamy

>>150706445
I can see the stadium and the warm lighting within from my front garden

>>150706397
Wales isnt a real country

>>150706467
I know but it's really comfy mate

>>150706461
Thanks Craig, now fuck off

>>150706397
wales is more of a rugby na-

>>150706397
>Simply cannot fathom how Canada have suddenly gotten competent at soccer
>They just field XI Africans
So grim.

>>150706397
and we don't even have our two best players
CA VIENS CHEZ NOUS!

>>150706514
We were missing 4 of our 5 best players

Alphonso Davies
Alastair Johnston
Stephen eustaqio
Moises bombito

>>150706509
We're shit at rugby for the first time ever. First time ever el facto and I've got the sauces. Swans are back soon and thats all that matters here boyo

>>150706538
>>150706538
>We
>Our

>>150706538
Where did they go? I saw a few out of town weirdos wondering past my front garden. Could it be them?

>Bench Poois-Smelly
>win 5-0
Simple as that

feels good beating the piss out of these Welsh bastards (presumably?) just for the giggles while watching England have to fight tooth and nail against Serbia for a World Cup slot we comfortably secured long ago

Will he ever stop trying too hard?

>>150706235
watch him disappear against the might Lenny Yoro at the weekend

>>150706754
It's fucking embarrassing to read. Cunt has no self-awareness whatsoever.

>>150706754
it's honestly pitiful, sad bastard is blissfully unaware

who is doing what too hard? is it me? im quite insecure so would like to know if its me

>>150706754
t. IBP

>>150706822
The Limpet Leaf.

>>150706829
oh its just ibp being mad about something? nvm then

starting to wonder if IBP is from Wales, then again a guy like him calls nowhere home

Corr I wonder if he’ll spend the rest of the evening posting about one of his brilliant characters, I hope it’s Dave next that’s always a laugh

>Rice
>Two assists (and scored a goal last game)
>Madueke
>Goal
>Odegaard
>Goal and two assists
Not a good night for 190. I'm sure he'll switch characters and attack Liverpool for Isak last night or something. Cannot WAIT.

>Wales lost to Canada
Grim times.

i heard ray hudson is retiring? what a glorious day
now i just need derek rae to go to hell where he belongs and all will be right with the world

>>150707062
>Madueke
>Goal
Was a great goal too

can you imagine how poor dave's posture must be from looking down for cigarette butts all day?

me irl

>>150707322
me but the opposite. i rarely watch football, even when it's on free tv. last game i 'watched' was the CL final but i only had it on as background noise. as you get older you've seen everything there is to see, it's like watching the same tv series over and over but the dialogue is changed slightly each time. not for me. i 'follow' the sport but don't watch it anymore

>>150707322
>Tweets about the game even though no one cares about his commentary

This is always something that gets to me. It doesn't annoy me, I don't mean like that. Usually when I'm on the twitters I come across some opinion I disagree with and when I check their account to see how much of a cunt they are, there's fuckloads of running commentary on matches. No comments, no likes, no retweets.
I'm not sure why it's just something about it makes me feel sad. Like it's melancholic. Wish we could all just be bros, bros.

>>150707452
I famously don't use twitter but have been made aware of these people, tweeting "what was that???" into the ether with no context

>>150707322
for me, it's having the game on my 2nd monitor while i do something else and when the commentator raises his voice in excitement i look over

https://x.com/GoalsXtra/status/1965465640917238056

Is it just simply Ten Hairs was getting Man U to buy players from his brothers agency? Because if he genuinely believed Onana was worth £50m he needs sectioning.

You should always support your local football club.

Yes I absolutely do have a problem with Irish Liverpool and Celtic fans. They should be supporting the likes of Shamrock Rovers and St Patricks Athletic instead.

>>150707452
>>150707517
I always find this quite sad and upsetting, it’s like do you ever get those random youtube channels with 0 views recommended to you? Idk why it happens the algorithm just seems to spew them up sometimes. They’ll have hundreds of videos babbling about nothing to no one. There are so many people online just talking into the void

here is the thing about twitter (X the everything app) that most people fail to realise
when you make an account you arent opening.a facebook account for your friends and family to look at your holiday snaps on, youre creating a character like in an RPG game, you need to pick a name and stats for a specific class otherwise no one will care
if you look at any account that people follow its a character that fits into a certain class that other members of that classes guild like and agree with
if you just be yourself no one is going to care
if you want to talk about football you can but pick a persona that other people want to follow dont just be dave that supports west ham

>>150707592
At least support Everton instead of the protestant team

>>150707595
They genuinely believe the next upload will take them to superstardom. They have 213 videos and their highest view count is 47. This life is so tragic bros ;_;

>>150707595
they're curating a back catalogue that people can watch if they do get popular. pretty much every popular creator started out the same talking to no one

For sale: twitch stream, never watched .

>>150707612
Do you also tell the English Liverpool fans that they have to be protestant in order to support Liverpool FC?

>>150707632
Yeah it makes me genuinely upset sometimes when I see that, I feel so bad for them. Feels like there’s an endless well of lonely people trying to get famous or just be noticed by anyone. Same for steamers with no viewers. I’m tempted to go in and talk to them sometimes but I feel like it will only make things worse.

>>150707661
They are probably watching talentless cunts like Brent Di Cesare racking up millions of views from braindead retards and know they can do a much better job. They simply don't have the connections like he does.

>>150707680
Being a streamer is easy though. You just have to have no dignity and overreact to absolutely everything.

>>150707680
I can see why people view it like the lottery, just keep making videos and hope you end up being the lucky cunt who goes viral for having retarded football opinions and make millions instead of having to work a soul crushing job. Unfortunately doesn’t work like that anymore, it’s like TV where you need to already be connected or know how to game the algorithm

>>150707595
>the algorithm
I had never heard of this guy piratesoftware in my life, then for three weeks he seemed to be the most important man on YouTube, and now thankfully my algorithm has seemed to move on

>>150707714
shouldnt have roached

you know what else? when they recommend me videos I've clearly already watched and the bloody red bar is under the video for all to see

>>150707641
I just assume they already are

>>150707517
I've seen many such cases of that.

>>150707595
Yeah I get those ones recommended from time to time too. I've watched a couple out of curiosity and it totally crushes me when they say something like "Sorry I haven't uploaded lately" then they include some personal shit they shouldn't share and thank their subs, but they only have like 15 of them (._. )

Years and years ago I remember being on /b/ when someone posted a channel of some kid with disabilities, I think he was about 15, and all he really wanted was subs so everyone subscribed to him and he was absolutely elated. I'm still subbed to him now still, probably the channel I've been subbed to for the longest, but I never watch his videos. They're massively depressing even though he obviously doesn't mean them to be.
He's way older now of course, but if you check his channel you'll see what I mean.
https://www.youtube.com/@Petertheconcertpianist92/videos

the one social media everyone seems to get views on is tiktok
i dont know how they do it, i would think bots it being chinese but it doesnt feel like bots
just a very powerful algorithm and so many people constantly scrolling i guess

besides, he only ever said "mate" once so don't bring it up

finally some pitchside advertising that speaks to me

>>150708358
there was a lot of talk about this during the matchthread
apparently you need the suppositories but i stopped reading when it got a bit much

Good Matening

>>150708358
honestly that stuff works great

>>150708358
what is piles

>>150709297
bunch of grapes on your april innit

It’s coming home

>>150709329
what like hemorrhoids?

>>150709479
bingo was his name-o

>>150709297
>Haemorrhoids, also known as piles, are swellings containing enlarged blood vessels that are found inside or around the bottom (the rectum and anus). In many cases, haemorrhoids don't cause symptoms, and some people don't even realise they have them.

>>150707867
>i dont know how they do it, i would think bots it being chinese but it doesnt feel like bots
It is mate, Tiktok views aren't generally deemed as being real views i.e. a human actually watched said video

>>150709932
oh. well that explains it, never heard the word "piles" for hemorrhoids wonder if that's a british english vs american english thing.

>>150709996
>[They're] called piles because the word "pile" comes from the Latin word "pila," meaning a ball, referring to the swollen, ball-like appearance of the enlarged veins
I didn't know why either btw
I even question that explanation, it seems like it would be colloquial in origin

>>150701236
will never like him for what he did to florian lejeune

why is this arsewog seething because his trash player got benched? it's the england national team not arsewog fc

>>150707062
what a sad cunt you are

>>150707062
190 is the Einstein of football compared to you

>>150711721
>gets a raise
How does this jobber do it?

>>150711721
I refuse to believe this isn't just Fred with a new haircut. Ten Hag put him in goal.

only a few more days till rodrygo, lavia, caicedo and guehi start for the reds

West Ham has a higher average attendance than Liverpool

>>150712916
>bigger stadium has more attendance
wow you're a real genius aren't you

>>150712916
they've always had shit attendance, most of their revenue comes from tat like the good little customers they are

>>150712701
>rodrygo
they're lucky they didn't get this guy
guaranteed flop

>>150713941
but he plays for us pardner!
go go go merseyside reds!

daily reminder the reds are permier league champions and top of the premier league with a 100% record

>>150707680
You are absolutely obsessed with that sad twat.

>>150707452
It's the same thing when Facebook was still the popular place to be. People would make hundreds maybe thousands of updates about every little thing in their day to day life and next to no one would read it or give it likes. I'm pretty sure there were studies done that basically said it was lonely people who did it but the fact that they had 1000s of "friends", cause it's Facebook, and only one or two people liked or commented on their posts made them feel even more lonely and post more. This was like 12-15 years ago too.
It genuinely is sad. We've known it's sad for a long time as well and I don't think it's gotten any better at all unfortunately.

England won 5-0? Lets see what thr BBC says about the match

TURKISH GOAT

https://twitter.com/KrrishFT/status/1965451203187540001

>As per close sources, Liverpool FC director Richard Hughes made official contacts with Alexander Isak during the start of the transfer window and was the one to suggest Isak to push for a move. #LFC

>Richard Hughes also told Alexander Isak to force a move, and to refuse to train and play, in-exchange for the promise that Liverpool will do everything they can to sign Isak this summer.

>Richard Hughes played a very important role in the signing of Alexander Isak from Newcastle United, he was in constant contact with Alexander Isak and his camp to discuss the 'next step' at every phase of the deal.

>Alexander Isak and Richard Hughes were in constant contacts for the last two-three months via WhatsApp. With messages exchanged nearly everyday between them, as informed before.

>Richard Hughes always assured Alexander Isak that he will be a Liverpool player, even during the last days of the transfer window, with Alexander Isak finally joining Liverpool on deadline day for £125m deal.

>Without Richard Hughes, Alexander Isak to Liverpool FC would NOT have been possible. He played a very important role in everything that happened during the deal.

lol at all of this

>>150714437
Isn't legal but the Geordies won't do anything as we well know

Didn't rate him as a player before but he was actually good last night, especially the goal itself

>>150714503
>he actually thinks it's true

i would say it's very odd that aw is whiteknighting for a black crock at a rival club but then it's fitting isn't it

>>150714437
They should have just put him in the reserves for a year. Yeah a massive loss but such a big balls move

it can't be real because Indykaila didn't tweet it

no more woke intl break lads. at least until next october

>>150704327
Livramento isn't even a leftback and he looks like prime Maldini next to that literal who arsenal shitter. Loving your constant seethe, as reliable as it is impotent.

getting my daily dose of The Athletic, Tifo Football, HITC Sevens, the Guardian Podcast, and David Squires

>>150714645
based me

>>150714437
Richard had better watch his back if he ever dares venture into Newcastle.

thinking how john barnes defended suarez for racially abusing patrice evra

>>150714645
For me it's DM comment section

>>150714718
Barnes was well aware he'd be getting the usual dose of Scouse death threats if he didn't

The premier league was unironically better with this guy around.

>>150714437
Frenship ended

Bournemouth run this league, slowly infiltrating other clubs as part of a ten year plan

>>150714815
What do you mean? He's currently managing Arsenal

>>150714827
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DAYUM

The man set up his little joke then gave himself a Chelsea FC/urban-type response

>Chelsea FC
champions of the world btw

alright that's enough of talking about them, get back to other clubs thanks

why can't we talk about chelsea?

>Newcastle United manager Eddie Howe will have been privately delighted watching England beat Serbia 5-0 on Tuesday night.
https://www.geordiebootboys.com/opinion/thomas-tuchel-just-did-eddie-howe-a-massive-newcastle-united-favour/
Why do Newcastle fans think Eddie Howe hates England? Just because he manages them it doesn't mean he loves Saudi Arabia.

>>150714894
literally no one thinks that you weirdo

>red card
>5-0
>ange
wonder how he is feeling about this week

>>150714512
Sterling was good until he played for arsenal
Madueke was shit until he played for arsenal

>>150713941
would have fit great with Arne's other signings this window then

>>150714826
The guy on the left looks like the main character from Mafia 1.

>5 wins of 5
is tommy tuchel gonna bring it home?

>>150714962
we will have to kuwait and see

>>150714968
are you always here?
unemployed chad or WFH or just postin while workin?

Liverpool legend Caicedo got a red card last night

>>150714962
I'd Kuwait before making a bold prediction

>End of the international break
Genuinely want to end it lads. Fucking ABHOR this feel.

>>150714730
*makes them seethe uncontrollably*

>Andre Onana wished to discuss his salary with Manchester United since it was cut from £170,000 to £120,000 due to no Champions League.

>He has people who depend on him in Cameroon, where he has opened the Andre Onana foundation.

[@lauriewhitwell/@TheAthleticFC]

>>150715182
should have saved more goals then

have come to the conclusion that yorkshire tea is in a class of its own

>>150715182
thought i read his wage had gone up at that turkish club
>>150715205
wait until you try its superior variant

>>150715219
He wanted a bigger contract at United due to that non-europa cut and that definitely didn't go down well with Amorim, who immediately made him 3rd choice below Lammens and Bayindir.
Honestly i have no idea how his salary bump in Turkey works, i feel it's just the same 120kpw but with signing bonuses spread weekly so he finally gets more

>>150715182
>>He has people who depend on him in Cameroon, where he has opened the Andre Onana foundation.

Brexit Jim is probably laughing at the thought of all of the dead African children

>>150714730
Great Harwood mentioned

>>150715182
I mean in fairness it's Cameroon. I've seen the adverts. Give them £2 a month (£24 a year) and you can build a whole village, with a school, and a well for it. So...

Argentina are fucking dogshit without Messi

>>150715374
fucking hell did he go to the same veneer dentist as Firmino and Klopp?

>>150714437

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7U5RrjSzc

kek geordies cant stop losing

>>150715516
Didn't you get banned last month?

>>150715374
>Mac Allister
Most overrated player in the league btw

>>150715522
we cant all be superior "The Athletic, Tifo Football, HITC Sevens, the Guardian Podcast, and David Squires" intellectuals

>>150715530
That would be VVD thoughever

will never forget when they kept lying about mac allister costing 35m because they didnt want to admit theyd been rinsed by brighton

>>150715535
counterpoint - youre indian

David Coote been done for noncing


Remember that story that got shut up by PGMOL very quickly about him messaging teenage refs?

>>150715570
I love all of that Category A, B, and C nonsense (no pun intended) which doesn't really mean a fucking thing to anyone. They always include that "Category A is the most serious btw lol" because they know no one knows what any of it is. It's actually the first time I've seen the followup mention where they've included something vague on what it entails.

>>150715530
That would be Myles "Lewis" Skelly

>>150715522
The thinking man’s sports show
https://youtube.com/shorts/uFJ22HckTr8?si=Uso4OY0jf0dSRzy-

>>150714979
kuwait nosy aren't you?

>>150715570
>>150715637
Not surprised. Anyone that dislikes Jurgen Klopp is bound to be a nonce.

>>150715570
Didn't he immediately come out as gay as soon as he got sacked

>>150715637
now I know why Dave was always sticking up for this guy

sovl
https://x.com/mauriazuI/status/1965590760134488200

>>150715730
the Kevin Spacey playbook (and whatever happened there)

>>150715570
PGMOL always hush up the shit with their refs.

Clattenburg got banned for death threats to a business partner's family then got re-instated. Then there was that time he was accused of calling Mikel a "cheeky monkey" and they literally phoned up Alex Ferguson to get him to release a statement basically saying that Clattenburg was a good guy and that Mikel must be lying.

>Kalou who heard it had never heard the phrase before so wouldn't have been making it up
>Chelsea's DoF didn't know the term either do wouldn't have made it up.

>>150715570
>>150715637
why are gay people like this?

>>150715570
Very obvious now why the Klopp video got leaked in the first place.

>>150715598
someone tell us what the categories mean then

>>150715740
trvth nvke

>ABLs defended a paedophile because of their Liverpool obsession

Yikes

>>150715951
Scouse 'humour' is the worst on the planet

>>150716023
t. spent 12 months defending a paedophile

>>150716023
I'm sorry where exactly is the joke here? something funny about coote wanting to touch willies funny to you?

>>150716023
what's so funny funnyman?

Based leaf MOGGING seething mancs

>>150715219
>youre a racist if you dont support blm tea

>from coutinho money to coote teen hole money
stolen from one of you clever bastards in another thread

Brexit Jim chasing Onana around his private Cameroonian bowling alley with a bowling pin like Daniel Plainview

I drink your grape drink. I DRINK IT UP

>>150715802
>Biggest PGMOL scandal of all time
>Someone saying an innocuous phrase that's been around since before Australia was its own country and some hard r getting upset by it

Do you know if Mikel, Kalou, or the unnamed DoF are still in therapy for it or what?

>>150715740
Think we need an emergency /mug/ to get to the bottom of this.

>Football not back until Saturday
Liverpool getting their usual extra day rest though

>"DAE Liverpool bad"
>Being a paedophile
Not saying there's a correleation....But?

>>150715570
For me, making child pornography, under any circumstances, is wrong

Did you know, Noni madueke was the first player with all five vowels in his name to score for england since Gazza?

>>150716669
>issues contrarian 10 minute radio segment for the sake of contrarianism and clicks
Simon Jordan DEFENDS ref David COOTE after child RAPE TAPE exposed by COPPERS with JIM White

>>150716741
Gazza only has two vowels in it and they're both the same vowel

Simon Jordan RAPES CHILD for 10 MINUTES to WIN BET with JIM WHITE

I mean what is the world coming to? OK the referee is making videos diddling children, but you've got to get on with the game! it's your job!

David Coote news has made me wonder which current PL player would be most likely to be exposed as a nonce
Gyokeres making hand signals from a children’s film is first to spring to mind

Cootey might be a cheeky Jack the lad type but as long as he delivers the goods on a Saturday

>>150716826
HYEEEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

>Lea_EFC is having a generational melty

lmao

>>150716688
gyok ness monster i call him

>>150716827
One of the Muslims I reckon

whether you're dropping your kids off at school or diddling kids after school, we can't always find the time to make a nutritious meal. That's why I drink Huel.

bit suspect to imply that a gay man noncing was probably just him with a 17 year old girl
you know what im saying

>>150716922
does anyone think it's a girl? RFN said it was up and coming (his pun not mine) referees

>>150716922
he was already known to be noncing 15 year old boys, schofield style

>>150716867
Getting bodied in the comments.

Why are gay nonces allowed to be epl refs

>>150716827
One of the Liverpool players

why is trump here we go posting i thought romano had some sort of copyright on that

>>150716867
This tank topped bumboy is such a mongy. Wants to be a matser trol but also wants to exude integrity. Can't have it both ways you knock off Paul Danan (RIP)

there seems to be a noncing issue in the UK.

>>150715205
Is Yorkshire the best region for tea?

>>150717140
I think you know why.

>>150716867
kekek mass reporting anybody sending him pictures of his support

were there cooties in England or was that purely a North American disease?

>>150717186
i dont think we grow tea here pretty sure its all imported from india or wherever
its just a cheap and cheerful brand
>>150717308
we have tawny owls and barn owls but ive never seen them outside a zoo

>>150717377
Used to be a fella near me that had a pet barn owl. Kept in his garage and would let it out at night. Was a proper fucking menace. Would attack you if you were walking through the street.

>>150716827
The ones who do anime celebrations
Being a fan of anime is a known nonce dog whistle (same with frogposting)

>>150717553
And posting on 4chan

>>150715570
remember when that lad on twitter posted that david coote was messaging him when he was a youth referee and telling him to send photos of him shirtless? I believe "let's see that chest hair" was used. nobody believed him despite his screenshots of his text and then woops, turns out it was true. david coote has been using his position in the PGMOL to nonce underage boys training to be referees. The question then becomes, how much did the PGMOL know about this?

>>150700227 (OP)
genuinely cant cope without the real football much longer

>>150717440
fuck owls
t. Blade

>>150717567
>The question then becomes, how much did the PGMOL know about this?
No it becomes 'how can Liverpool use this to get even more undeserved decisions in their favour?'

>>150701202
wops confirmed chuds

>>150717600
>dave is outright defending child rapists
cant say i'm surprised. you did always seem the type.

>>150717497
huh?

>>150717497
West Ham's loss is West Ham's gain

>>150717577
Don't worry mate, only a month until the next international break :)

>>150717174
Came here to post this.

what will be this weekend’s upset ? Fat Angel’s new manager meme magic wrestling three points from Arsenal ?
Tottenham losing to Relegation Ham ?
Burnlel killing Liverpoo’s players ? Or the best outcome, City putting 10 past United?

>>150717567
am sorry but how do you get turned on by boys chest hair? like how does that give you an erection?
can i sell him pics of my chest hair in exchange for giving arsenal a couple of cheeky pens

>>150717694
I just want my /mug/. Literally shaking from withdrawals 2bh.

>>150717713
i would imagine the noncery comes from it being in the early stages of existing. it would be a very visual example of "this is a child that isnt yet a man but is getting there".

>>150717716
yeah we /mug/gers got robbed the last time.

>>150717742
nuno's black? i thought he was just moortuguese

>>150717757
all black in my book.

>>150717694
>Fat Angel’s new manager meme magic wrestling three points from Arsenal
when ange came to spurs he was basically an unknown none of us watched the j league or take scotland seriously when its with the team that wins every year
now hes been at spurs and lost so many games i can imagine some extremely deflated players in the forest dressing room but maybe his charisma can get them on board mate
nuno also seems to have been trying to get sacked so maybe they will be happy to see the back of him despite everything
>Tottenham losing to Relegation Ham ?
it should be interesting to see how the new spurs players xavi and muani do, i think xavi starts but im not sure how many minutes recently muani has had, i think hes maybe a sub
i could see little xavi getting bullied
potter has apparently been playing a different style (4 at the back instead of 3? i dont watch really watch them to know) i think it could end up being his last match if they get smashed completely
>Burnlel killing Liverpoo’s players
probably not
>City putting 10 past United
think this one happens, albeit city lost marmoush and have looked shit so we could get the opposite meme magic and have a pep head scratch sesh

>>150717497
Everyone involved in this move is a retard.

>>150717613
Wes Foderingham has fucked off to Cyprus and apparently West Ham can't function unless they have four senior goalkeepers on the books.

>>150717713
missed your calling as a Chelsea supporter

>>150717794
based League One Wes

>>150717757
he's a mulatto, IIRC he's related to the first black player to represent Portugal internationally (before Eusebio)

>>150706445
He mad is hell

>>150717985
>“I don’t do excuses,” he said. “I don’t talk about process. I’m in the here and now, I want to win.

>“But we had debuts, it was Charlie Crew’s first start, and we had one or two fringe players.
KWACWB (kek what a cowardly welsh bitch)

>>150717794
I didn't even realise he had left West Ham. I guess they were just having a bit of fun with the graphic even though he would have been a free agent technically and not a West Ham player moving to West Ham.

>>150717635
giving this a retroactive 'kek' as I hadn't looked at the thumbnail

lads it's suicide prevention day
>every 90 minutes, someone in the yookay takes their own life, as per the premier league account
bit grim la, hope you lot got it together, for now at least.

>>150718038
>>every 90 minutes, someone in the yookay takes their own life, as per the premier league account
seems like if we make matches twice as long that number would cut in half

>>150717857
Now sunning it up for Aris in Limassol. He looks thrilled.

>>150718023
True, but it doesn't look good on Wet Spam if they've re-signed Fabianski 3 months after he was let go. If he starts at the weekend v Spurs it'll look even more embarrassing than it already is.

>>150718038
We'll Kuwait to see if things get better

>>150718349
he clearly had to fly Jet2 there

>>150718355
careful he will start asking about your education and housing situation

>>150718038
IRAQ'n you've got a point there lad haha

>>150718422
that's Kuwait you utter cockwomble

>>150718431
UGANDA BE KIDDING ME

>>150718422
might have to remember that one

>>150718438
I think he's Syria-s

>>150718431
according to my file on the kuwait poster he is an immigrant to kuwait anyway

you didnt see that

Are tourists welcome at West Ham matches or will they bully me?

>>150718481
Haven't you seen Green Street?

>>150718474
I saw it.

>>150718422
kek good one actually, lore accurate as well.

David Coote may be an irredeemable pedophile who will burn in hell for all eternity, but he was right about Klopp you’ve got to give him that at least

>>150718652
I hope he goes full Nino Brown and takes down Liverpool and PGMOL while they try to throw him under the bus

Roast potatoes with beef brisket gravy at Huddersfield Town
£4.50

>>150718474
IBP currently investigating

>>150718652
>pedophile
FOY

>>150718859
N O R F

>>150718460
>>150718474
why delete it THOUGH?
we all know you have a "file" for research purposes.

>>150718859
corrrrrrr proper scram that!
>add cheese
DISGUSTING!

>>150718916
look I fucked up IBP don't come for my head as well! (no pun intended)

>>150718652
So you're backing a paedo because he doesn't like Liverpool? Interesting...

>>150718859
Who the fuck is eating at the footy though? From entering to leaving it's probably about 3 hours tops, are you seriously this much of a fat fuck?

>>150718859
actually peng that

>>150718987
bit of food is often sorely needed if youve had a couple

What's so special about Cotswolds? Isn't it just full of rich nonces?

>>150719015
Even drinking at the footy is a bit unneccessary. I don't even leave my seat at half time unless I need to piss. People downing their £8 4% lagers in 5 minutes just seem like idiots to me.

>>150719063
its where we send all the japanese and korean tourists so they dont get in the way (anglo secret do not share)

>>150719068
>he's never pregamed

the charlie kirk assassination video is wild aye

>>150719262
post webm

>>150719275
ghoulish request

>>150719275
>>>/pol/515342712

>>150719262
>>150719275
>>150719302

>>150719392
KIN HELL!
>tfw 4plebs has fallen to the boot of Commie Starmer's draconian law

>>150719392
this is disgusting. feel like the internet is too edgy these days

Leny Yoro absolutely mugging Haaland off in an interview

>are you scared of facing Haaland?

>why would I be scared of someone who touches the ball 4 times in a game.

>>150719490
>this is disgusting

lel

what is an charlie kerk

>>150719584
well paid jew golem

>>150719584
Relative of Fede Chiesa

>>150719562
>why would I be scared of someone who touches the ball 4 times in a game
twice when he scores and twice taking it out of the back of the net

>>150719584
one of the few people who actually deserved their demise

>>150719180
Course I have bro there's a time and a place. You down one at half time you're gonna be bussin for a piss by minute 65

>>150719584
Right wing pro-gun guy who got smoked in the neck. I believe the correct word is "karma"

>American
>get shot
name a more iconic duo

>>150720571
liversissies and getting crushed
irish and no potato
lets see what else

>>150720571
ABLs and defending paedos

>>150720571
irish flag and bad posts

>>150720571
Liverpool customers and cope
Slot and chequebooks

>>150720571
isa slot and konate

>>150719764
Virgin comment

>>150720914
Can you stop it with the bullying please mate. I'm seriously close to calling mummy :(

>>150721015
actually I've posted several times

>>150721058
got him

https://x.com/UTDTrey/status/1965865331454525578
https://x.com/search?q=world%20cup
seriously? the cup has been hosted in fuckin brazil and some influencer gets offed of and now the world cup must be moved away? today has broken a lot of brains for no reason

Fun to see ange back in the premier league

>>150721310
brazilian violence is in the favelas, american violence is not just in the ghettos, there are so many ideologically captured mentally ill people there these days

>>150721384
good point. and they'll be armed guards everywhere. at our american football grounds there's snipers inside the buildings, it'll be that times ten for the wc

10 ongoing injuries for man shitty, surely analcream cannot mess this up

>>150722186
Some of them are fake just to get out of international duty, but some are real. Rico, O'Reilly and Stones are faking. Kovacic, Marmoush, Cherki are real and serious. Ones who are out in a grey zone and could come back soon are Foden, Gvardiol, Savinho. (the 10th name injured is the 3rd keeper Bettinelli who will never play a minute for City but is still listed in the injury stats)

Ange has a huge ego and his all out attack that he showed when he first came to the premier league he did that partly to show off and show everyone in England who he was and how good he was as a coach, that he could attack any team in the league etc. I predict we will see a slightly less outrageous style with Nottingham Forest now from Ange, he has matured a bit. Partly I think he had dug himself in a hole at Spurs a little bit with the press and the players and he couldn't really go back on his style after he was so vocal about it.

If you watch the interview video that Nottingham Forest has just put out (from 2:56) you can see that he admits that he cares more about winning and results so he is already sending a new message about his style and I think he is ready to change and happy to prove people wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj4a1oaUqHI

My point to put it another way is that Angeball isn't really that consistent, he just wants to play well, score goals and prove people wrong everywhere he goes

>>150722057
that is obviously a stupid ridiculous statement, but ill humor it for a second in the sense that there is something to be said about a club being artificially introduced into the premier league, theoretically their revenue would go up big time and they could probably somewhat compete
not the saudi clubs though, i'm talking like celtic/rangers. you drop them into the PL today, like 100% chance rangers are relegated celtic 99% but let's pretend they don't get relegated and they have a few years of PL money and all that, with some smart decision making they could probably be lower mid-tableish if they stay up
i understand why they would never join the english pyramid and i don't think they should, but the way the football landscape is going scottish clubs will never ever compete again.

also sending out the bat signal to my FM and /trb/ friends in here, they released pics of the new UI today and i kinda like the look of it, they did a video of the new game engine recently and it looks pretty good. game releases november 4th. i'm so desperate for a new game pre-ordered it off the rip even though it's really just a reskinned fm24 but that's ok. ive bought every game since 07 i'll but another cause im a loser paypig

>>150722382
Does the new FM have fag players and women's teams?

>>150722531
not sure about LGBT but i think yes on the womens teams. didnt they add that in 24 anyway

>>150722544
I'm not sure I haven't bought one since 17. Which I *shall* be sticking with.

I think this general might be the worst one on the entire site and that's really saying a lot.

>>150722550
feel like they all kinda blend together at a certain point, you're really just paying for updated rosters same as fifa. if i look at my steam profile i have like multiple hundreds of hours on 07-12 or somewhere around there and my hours dip very fast after that. part of that is real life and i got a job and whatever but the game also got too complicated in an un-fun way as the game progressed
but gotta buy the new one for the updated rosters!!!!!!! which i do every year cause i'm an idiot!!!

>>150723230
clear chads of the group are ranieri, klopp, hughes
absolute beta male incels, howe, moyes, poch

>>150721058
>>150721071
Im onto you

>>150723230
based 'do on my brah conte

>>150700355
Douglas Luiz is the least Ange player of all time, this will be amusing.

Where's Wirtz?

>>150700227 (OP)
Two fat greeks

>>150723645
where's Yamine Jamal?

>>150723645
wirtz was 14 in 2017

where's Caicedo?

>>150722365
>you drop them into the PL today, like 100% chance rangers are relegated celtic 99% but let's pretend they don't get relegated and they have a few years of PL money and all that, with some smart decision making they could probably be lower mid-tableish if they stay up
People always say this like they don't get fat stacks from the CL every year

>>150724064
fun fact: neither of them qualified for the UCL this year

>>150724037
i miss his shit eating grin so much lads, arne slot just doesn't have enough meme moment

>>150724037
the best was the weekend after when they realised herr kloppo had lied to them

>>150723230
Fucking hell Moyes

>>150724745
Stable in the ground amirite

>>150724786
If Wenger had the £1.1 billion to spend that Arteta has then he'd have won something, but arsenal fans hounded him out

Wenger had actual class. Arteta is such a fraud in comparison.

>>150724745
Bodied him

>>150724793
Wenger had to manage the finances during the construction/transition to the Emirates but after that he got too complacent. Never asked the owners to invest like they should've. Some of those lineups during his final years were absolutely dire. He needed to kick up more of a stink to get a proper squad in.

The RedCafe lads are genuinely arguing that Amorim's start to the season has been promising and a reason to be positive. A reminder:
>0-1 vs. Arsenal
>1-1 vs. Fulham
>2-2 vs. fucking Grimsby
>3-2 vs. Burnley

>AEK are desperately trying to sell Anthony Martial and have offered him to six clubs.

>Fairly advanced discussions are ongoing between PUMAS and the player.

(Source: @sebnonda)

>>150725038
If we go with the math, they'll score 4 against shitty #TrustTheProcess

>>150724786
can't see who would actually do better at city though
the team just isn't as good as it used to be

>>150725079
They've also lowkey signed quite a few shitters (no cap).

>>150725093
those players are actually much better than the absolute garbage you spent 450m on though :^)

>*honk* get in faggot we're winning the premier league
What do you do?

>>150725073
The question is how many will City score.

>>150724979
Wenger didn't like spending big money. He's a professor in economics or whatever and he liked to "nuzlocke" (zoomer word I learned recently) with transfers. That was why he bought a lot of permacrocked players that were cheap who he was sure would be worth it in the end.
He did the same with contracts. If a player is on £100kpw with 2 years left and his next contract you're going to offer him £150kpw, then Wenger would wait until the last minute to do it. Otherwise he'd be paying out an additional £50kpw early for no extra product. The problem was it would happen with a year left or 6 months or whatever and by that time the player either thought they weren't being respected (lol) or another club was willing to sign them on a free (with a big tasty signing on bonus) if they wait and give them £150kpw. That's why all of their sales are low as fuck or they got nothing for them. RVP was still in their top 5 most expensive sales until last year for heaven's sake.

In the end he played himself and the board were never going to complain about him not asking for more money.

It's another episode of
>Create opaque and confusing regulations that nobody understands and then selectively enforce them whenever you feel like it

>>150725152
so what did they do

luv chelsea
good club good lads

>>150725200
>that nobody understands
multi million pound legal teams should be able to

>>150725207
>The charges are primarily focused on events which occurred between the 2010-11 to 2015-16 seasons.

>The alleged rule breaches are around agents, intermediaries and third-party investments in players.

>"During a thorough due diligence process prior to completion of the purchase, the ownership group became aware of potentially incomplete financial reporting concerning historical transactions and other potential breaches of FA rules," a Chelsea statement read.

>"Immediately upon the completion of the purchase, the club self-reported these matters to all relevant regulators, including the FA.

>"The club has demonstrated unprecedented transparency during this process, including by giving comprehensive access to the club's files and historical data."

That's pretty much all the information on BBC sport at least

>>150725274
>potentially incomplete financial reporting concerning historical transactions
>agents, intermediaries and third-party investments
sounds like money going around to sweeten deals that wasn't being reported as part of sales

You can never get conversations about Black Chelsea nor 115 City going without spergs having to talk about other clubs to drown it all out
Always been the case, always will be the case

>>150725315
because no one outside this subreddit actually gives a shit or feels sorry for your shitty red clubs

>See picture of player from their playing days
>See picture of them as an old man
>Yep you can tell it's him he just looks older
>Jimmy Greaves looks like an entirely different person

Was he bodyswapped?

ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAIR WAHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

These Chelsea charges are the ones we heard about a year or so ago where Clearlake reported the club for Roman-era financial discrepancies which they'd idenfified, only to then beg to not be charged because they didn't think it should apply to them.
So all the shite they're doing now are charges they'll be getting in the future.

>>150725348
Paedo sympathiser

>>150725312
TORRES
>TORRES
TORRES
>TORRES

IT WAS OUR TURN

So if City are 115 are Chelsea now 74?

>>150725433
City's are higher than 115 even, they got 15 additional charges for failing to cooperate.

kek

>>150725466
>be Charlie Kirk's manager
>get's relegated to Hell
Be hard to get straight into another job but West Ham might be a shout if Potter doesn't improve

where were you on 11/9 /epl/?

>>150725493
I was in Tower 2 (I'm ok because I'm built different)

>>150725493
School. I genuinely didn't understand why some old buildings falling was a big deal (I was 8)

>>150725493
At school.
When I came home it was all over the main channels so I went upstairs and watched CITV.

>>150725525
all the kids at my school (about the same age) were talking about world war 3 starting

>>150725536
>2 TVs
did your butler then make you caviar for dinner you posho

>>150725493
School. Teacher came rushing in because we had the based telly trolley in our class, but weren't using it. Said he'd just heard about it on the radio and looked mortified.

>>150725540
Oh, honey, he's just teasing you. No one has *two* television sets.

>>150725543
>telly trolley
Always knew it was nearly half term when every teacher was wheeling out that bad boy. Didn't hear about the towers until I got home for some reason but my Dad phoned me from work and told me to put the news on. Feel like stuff in the aftermath flies under the radar a but now, like remember everyone was pissing their pants about anthrax for a little while?

>>150725540
>>150725546
Poorfags.

>>150725553
>Class is 1 hour
>Show us a film that's 90 minutes long
So many films I've only ever half watched

>>150725553
>remember everyone was pissing their pants about anthrax for a little while?
Oh yeah the "lone nut government worker who killed himself afterwards" they swept that under the rug quick enough.

>>150725493
At home, i remember seeing the breaking news. Probably the earliest memory i still remember.

>>150725553
There was one I never really though about until I seen this meme list yesterday. The sheer volume of really well known celebrities who, by good fortune, avoided being on one of the flights or in the towers that day. The list is enormous.
So then I thought "I wonder which celebrities weren't so lucky that day and didn't have good fortune?" turns out that no celebrities (or at least no well known ones) died in the attack and the ones that would have all managed to avoid it by sheer coincidence.

>>150725562
Can't remember the amount of times I've watched the first 40 minutes of the same 3-4 movies in school because every single time the teacher would be like "well, someone probably hasn't seen the beginning because they were sick the last time we watched it".

i don't remember 9/11, even though i was 7 at the time

>kasper dolberg back at ajax
Wasnt he supposed to be the next thing almost a decade ago but then he just fizzled out?

>>150725608
>Ynr Victor Fischer

>Now understood that the death of Diogo Jota in July did not lead to Liverpool’s desire to bring in Ekitike and Isak. That was always the intent. Liverpool were Ekitike’s first choice, Manchester United his second. If Isak sale broke down, there were no alternatives planned.
Confirmed Liverpool wanted to sell him just like the Scousers were calling for, mere hours before his death
They recalled him early so they could arrange his sale
Therefore Liverpool directly have his (and his brother's) blood on their hands, he didn't deserve that even if Scousers say otherwise

>>150725493
at home after school playing Diablo 2 doing some MF runs I think. My mom called me over to the TV once it happened.

at the risk of stereotyping i notice kuwait hasnt told us where he was on 11/9 yet

>>150725562
>1 hour
>90 minute movies
>half watched
seems they were rolling out the telly trolley to often in your math(s) classes(s)

btw IBP fuck off it's a dying thread shan't be adhering to basic rules of grammar

now the thread is dead and buried this was the alternative sneed edit before ange went to forest

>>150725823
The prefix half is used to denote a job that has been started but not finished, perhaps you should have payed more attention in English class, eh?

the lad doesn't know what half means omds

just now thinking about this guy walking out in the 26th minute for halftime lmao

>>150725870
>perhaps you should have payed more attention in English class
this can't be true...

someone start a new thread and end this lads misery

>why don't you start the thread yourself?
simple really, based on my output to (You) ratio, I've estimated 80% of the thread users have -- through no fault of my own-- blocked my flag and this would be doing everyone a disservice if I were to limit the reach of a new thread

Big fan of Canada me. Good poster.

no one asked scouse loser

Liverpool have scored 8 goals from 3.37(xG) this season.

>>150726039
>>150726039
>>150726039