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Been having crazy dreams lately

Sell the team Josh

>>150701315 (OP)
I have a feeling the thunder might be the first repeat of the 20s

>>150701343
also, who in the east could beat the thunder in 7?

>>150701364
Pacers would have if Haliburtons Achilles didn’t snap

there's a jewish girl thats making you #uever

>>150701430
suburban american jewish women are were its at. im black and I married one. best decision of my life.

eurobasket thread is moving faster than us...

>>150701315 (OP)
Houston Rockets, Chicago Bulls, New York Knicks

>>150701463
Are you the Washington DC anon that’s half black half jewish?

>>150701463
im black too, i want a slavic woman tho.

>LeBron James wrote a rare op-ed in Chinese state media this week
>LeMao
>LeXing
>LeCommie

>>150701576
I’m black but not the guy you’re talking about

There’s unironically nothing wrong with China. Nice cities, nice hard working people, especially the ones here that run the Chinese restaurant. Boomers still have they Reagan mindset lol

>>150701603

Notice how no one on /nba/ even mentioned this. The Wuhan crew are trying to scrub this news out of the mainstream media. Don't be fooled.

>>150701623
Not an argument + your stuck in 2021 with these jokes lol

>>150701647
>your

>thread moves at snails pace approaching bump limit
>someone makes early new
>19 replies within 30 minutes
You niggas are so starved for (You)s man

>>150701430
I remember being 18

Ben Simmons gonna team up with Lebron and win the ship.

>>150701663
A new thread is a fresh start for people to engage in a new instance of a retarded argument they've already had a million times before

>>150701649
Again, not an argument.

>>150701713
I don't think you was educated.

>anti china trump retard can’t come up with an argument
Typical

>Terry Rozier isn’t showing interest in a buyout with the Heat because he doesn’t expect any teams to pursue him as a free agent, per
@IraHeatBeat

OFFICIAL AND OBJECTIVE GREATEST NBA PLAYERS OF ALL-TIME POWER RANKINGS

1. Wilt Chamberlain
2. Michael Jordan
3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
4. Stephen Curry
5. Shaquille O'Neal
6. Larry Bird
7. Tim Duncan
8. Kobe Bryant
9. Magic Johnson
10. Hakeem Olajuwon
11. Bill Russell
12. Kevin Durant
13. Dirk Nowitzki
14. Nikola Jokic
15. Kevin Garnett
16. Dwyane Wade
17. David Robinson
18. Jerry West
19. Allen Iverson
20. Charles Barkley

POWER GAP

9001. Michael Olowokandi
90001. LeBalco

>>150701663
Pistol threads have aura

I have a crush on Bonnie Blue

Currcuck posting sexy photos of Ayesha rn.

>>150702031
He has no self awareness poor guy

>>150702031
Curry is way too good a guy man.

>>150701663
It's just the Pisstol Pete fag talking to himself so that everyone moves to his homosexual thread

Should I apply for the /sp janitor position?

>>150702201
no. do literally anything else with your time.

https://x.com/ushernba/status/1965197011319488616
Mpj goat

Ayesha Curry is ringing the breeding bell again bros I can't fucking take this shit anymore I'm a human too

>>150702392
There are plenty of women like Ayesha out there. You'll find one anon

Stephen Curry — $59.6M
Joel Embiid — $55.2M
Nikola Jokić — $55.2M
Kevin Durant — $53.3M
Giannis Antetokounmpo — $54.1M
Jimmy Butler — $54.1M
Anthony Davis — $54.1M
Jayson Tatum — $54.1M
Devin Booker — $53.1M
Jaylen Brown — $53.1M

https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1965438673198919923
CurGoat on top where he belongs

Thinking about Ayesha....

>>150702723
Damn...#uever

>>150701497
the eurobasket CHADS have already split from the dead nba and are getting ready for the GOAT LEAGUE which is going to occur in 1 year when lebum goes there and takes all the good nba talent with him

>>150702456
>none of these players made it out of the second round last year
>half of them didn't even make the playoffs

repetetive looking thread

>>150703292
It's a bunch of bots, mossad agents and chinese factory workers who just keep posting the same shit over and over. So tiresome. It's why I left.

>>150702366
My Goat Curry, I need to believe in him more.

>>150703319
Would a bot post a picture of Celtics’ Rick Fox guarding prime Jordan?

>>150702031
I know a husband trying to save his marriage when I see one

>>150703319
See you tomorrow

>>150703292
This general starting falling off after the 2022 season. 2021 /nba/ wasgreat

Old heads mad this genny changed. Get with the times

>>150703832
no. im just gonna vanish eventually

>>150704359
P. Giddey is back!

>>150704359
Squeezed those bitches. KEK!

>>150704359
$25mil a year is a value contract compared to what Barnes, Franz and Quickley got and a fortune compared to Cam Thomas. Seems fair

My Knicks are winning it all this year

>>150704359
Josh giddey got his bag.
Scat Thomas could never. KWAB.
>>150705184
Based desu

We are getting greece vs turkey, how kino is that. and giannis vs sengun, i used to pray for matches like these

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>>150705168
based. its finally out season bro

MVP season loading

>>150706130
Still getting bitched by okc houston and denver im afraid

>>150704359
WE FUCKING WON GIDDEY SISTERS

>>150704359
Alright time to get rid of those manlet guards and build around P Giddey and Buzelis

>>150706130
>rest of the league being zesty as fuck and being podcasters
>WembLee is on the final leg of the grind

>>150706130
Year 3 Chetty will lock this stick man up

Who would you rather have on your team, Kumnigga or Westbrick?

>>150707018
Shiva had a higher EFG%, 3P%, the same rebounding rate, better defensive numbers, on top of his assist numbers, while being a model teammate and not a sulking bitch like Kumnigga.

>>150707018
Kuminga

>>150707018
This is a WestCHRIST board.

>>150707018
WestALLAH is getting that 2026 FMVP nigga

>>150705402
winner claims Cyprus as rightful clay

This is when LeBron should have retired. Everything after that has been a disaster for his "legacy". The gold medal didn't mean anything, it was all Curry when it mattered the most in that tournament while he was sitting in the corner watching him. It actually did more damage than good since it highlighted who was always the better player between the two

It's gonna get worse too next year. It will be good for us because we will all be laughing though. I feel bad for Luka because they will waste another year of his prime but he shouldn't have been a fat fuck to begin with. I guess this will be his punishment though. Having to carry a completely delusional and washed old man for a whole season while he deals with his drama

>>150708296
Luka deserves this for eliminating my team

>alright Ben I got you one last shot in this league. I had to beg and plead for weeks on the phone for this vet min contract but if you work on your jumper you have a chance at making a comeback so what do you say?
>no

why is hakeem training wemby, actual BETRAYAL.

>PG: Josh Giddey
>SG: Coby HuWhite
>SF: Noa Essengue
>PF: Matas Buzelis
>C: Jalen Smith
>Sixth Man: Ayo Dosunmu
>Bench:
>Corpse of Nikola Vucevic
>Zach Collins
>Kevin Huerter
>Dalen Terry
>Isaac Okoro
>Julian Philips
>Tre Jones
>That Australian Center we drafted, mate
I’m okay with this team and I think based AKME did a good job at rebuilding on the fly (while trying to sell the angry mob/fans that we’re playoff-bound) and getting all prospects whose potential is greater than the sum of that Lavine-Derozan-led team. Furthermore, Josh Giddey is a 6’8 Steve Nash and making the play-in with a young team is based, because they need the experience and to grow from it. Change my mind.

>>150708408
time to be a podcaster talkin about how he secretly would've stacked chips if he switched spots with somebody who's actually good
>aw man imagine how heckin good i woulda been if i was on the bucks! yawnis is so heckin lucky you guys!!!

>>150709141
as has become tradition. if he does it real quick like, he can get on the kobe hate train before it becomes verboten to shit on him again.

>>150709096
yep, another play-in team to keep the money train going for Reinsdorf. Life is good

>>150709252
Better this than Lavine-Derozan iso ball.

>>150709718
Kek

Kawhi should be banned for life

Meal.

Kawhi is a bigger paycheck thief then simmons honest to YHWH

>>150710310
This looks good

>>150709096
Nobody cares about the Bulls man, come on

If Philly or Ja Morant did what Kawhi did, they’d be banned for life

>>150701315 (OP)
Celtics ;)

>>150710310
whatever that is it looks good

Embiid not kill?

Oubre gone

>>150710597
Sadie bulking up?

>>150711462
ringer on suicide watch
>>150711848
his contract has value, not sure why 6ers would move off even more front court players after fumbling yabu

Based Giannis holocausting the yids again

>>150712323
POOR LITTLE JEWISH BOY

I thought antisemitism was defeated for good...

It is September 9th 2025 and Lebeta is still on the Lakers

>>150712323
>travels on every other play
>shoulders and elbows everybody in the paint
>takes almost a minute to shoot a free throw
>plays gay defense where he rubs his large body against smaller defenders and slaps their arms until they give up the ball out of primal fear
>hasn't done shit since bimmy scraped his bussy a couple years back

>>150712539
Found the butthurt Israel sycophant pajeet

Go suck a circumcised dick deepak

>>150712539
>>150712557
The leaf is right

>>150711462
Potentially the biggest overreaction to an injury I’ve ever seen. Embiid hate is cringe.

>>150712539
what's Lebron got to do with this

>>150712999
leafjeets are obsessed with lebron cause lebronto.

>>150712999
they will never forget nor forgive

>>150713092
>>150713078
that's tough i remember Kobe Bryant scoring 81 against the Raptors

>Pick-up basketball slang popularized (but not first coined) byManute Bol, abasketballplayer ofSudaneseorigin playing with theGolden State Warriors, and subsequently adopted by teammates.[1]Compare semantics with Russianoплoшнocть(oplošnostʹ,“mistake, bad”), fromo-(o-)+плoх(plox,“bad”).
Manute Bol is the reason "my bad" became a common saying

>>150713230
>Manute Bol is the reason

need a slavic woman.

>>150713387
Had one for two years, they're fun for about 6 months

>>150713669
im not looking for fun, im looking for a wife

>>150713339
Idgi

>>150713846
I am suggesting that Alicia Silverstone, the girl making the face of disbelief in my picture, from the movie Clueless, is how that phrase became popular.

>>150713808
Keep looking. They are not wife material. They cheat and take your money and ruin your household by being peevish and bitter.

Ban Kawhy for life

>>150713882
My bad

>>150714121
Kawhy? More like KaHOW does anyone rate this fake superstar

>>150714124
As if!
>>150714121
I think the owner should face more of the burden than Kawhi, and desu I don't know what Kawhi's punishment should be.

>>150714121
I want to see Ballmer being forced to sell the team and Kawhi banned from the league for the next year. He is too old now anyway, it doesn't even matter if he is banned for life

/nba/ always wants a God damn black man punished

YNR Isaiah Rider

Anyone else hyped for the new nuggets roster?

When will NBA players speak up on the injustice against Decarlos Brown? Black people deserve the right to self defense without presumed guilt.

>>150715669
What the hell is this lmaooo

Saw my old co worker how I thought was very annoying. Pretended not to remember who she was even though we worked with eachother for a year.

So now when she comes to visit my work and my current co workers she talks to everyone but me and this is exactly the way I intended it to be. She was very annoying, always complaining to me in the break room , talking about stuff I didn’t give a shit about and sometimes disturbing me from doing my job to talk to me.

>>150712411
lmfao

>>150716329
As long as Westbrick and Michael Shitter Jr. are not on the team you have no reason not to be hyped

>>150715669
bawbs always trynna keep the blackman down

>>150716686
Anon you sound miserable

>>150717053
Nah some co workers do be annoying

>>150717053
NTA but I’ve had coworkers that were nice to me and talkative all the time and hated because truthfully you just want to do your work without having to entertain an annoying bitch

>>150716924
>being kept down by a bawb
lmao babb really do this

>>150701315 (OP)
Why did everyone pretend emsneed was dead?

Some boomer tried to run over cones, and the construction worker and got mad when they wouldn’t let him. Roads are closed off due to construction. Boomers are retarded kek

>>150717535
He said trying to

>>150717937
don't try to axthually me and act like babb are up lmao

>>150718012
Bitch ass cracker boys can’t win

>>150718162
babbs can't win without bitch ass cracker boys so watch your mouth babb

>>150701463
Where did you meet I'm desperate I'll even convert religions their lore is better anyways

some of you Jazz fans are alright

They need to change the name of the Wizards back to the Washington Bullets. Just think of the branding.

>>150718631
Who won FMVP/WCMVP? White boys come off the fucking bench and play a role

>>150719431
A Canadian

>>150719446
So let his pops breed your girl and what’s the baby gonna be?

>>150719482
Fatherless?

>>150719505
MVP

Kawhi is fucking cooked

>>150719431
Last year the babb lost to a fat white boy so he brought a white boy to his own team to save his zesty ass from choking again.. Literally pathetic kek

>>150719711
What can they even do to Kawhi? The Clippers are the ones who are going to get fucked.

>>150719712
Black Kangz won last year as well, while BAWBs continue to champion a loser. Year after year

>>150720678
You better be careful with what you are saying because Bulgaria is in the eurobasket general. Don't make me bring him over year babb

BAWBs played their cards when they ran when it came.

>>150720785
>over year

This babb will make me have a stroke

>>150720785
Bulgaria got bitched by inceltic , sadietroon and ireshart.

Why is the euro basket thread moving faster than this
>off season
Not an excuse, past years it was busy year round

>NBA does "thorough investigation" at the time of everything happening
>WE FOUND NOTHING, NOTHING TO SEE HERE
>Pablo calls random numbers in Toronto phonebook 10 years later
>finds tons of shit within 5 calls
Are you telling me league investigations that might hurt big rich owners and star players aren't actually thorough? I am SHOCKED

>>150720875
because its the same bullshit babbs bawbs jokic sga nonsense we had when the season was going and the canadian diary entry tier posts arent any different either.

Assassination in Utah

>>150720998
we know, anon. no one will stop talking about it

>>150720998
If I wear my Jazz #7 Pete Maravich shirt tomorrow like I do every Thursday, will I get strange looks?

OK Luka got his reps in but thankfully the run is over so he doesn't hurt himself before playing for my Lakies.

>>150721051
Naw no one actually cares that much

>>150721051
Only mentally ill people would care

Based MPJ

>>150721410
The smartest, most empathetic man in the NBA

>>150721410
man fuck, that dude got killed. damn shame *facepalm*

>>150721448
I was going to say how would you feel if your father was murdered but you probably grew up without one anyways.

https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1965871809754181760
god forbid we want to watch a full game of ball

>>150721459
you're a real retard if you can't see that i was mocking MPJ

>>150721470
he went on to say that a large amount of nba content can be consumed for free. whats he mean, forums?
>we do it for free

>>150721470
>commissioner of the sport says it's ok to not watch the games

>>150721470
>a highlight sport

Bet that sounded better in his head

>>150721470
At least the gay alien is being truthful.

>>150721470
Damn I didn't expect this kike to come out and say that actually watching games was a luxury

Rate this team
PG : Isaiah Thomas
SG : Russell Westbrook
SF : Ben Simmons
PW : Jabari Parker
C : Jahlil Okafor
6th man : Juancho Hernangomez

>>150721596
coming for the Bobcats and 76ers process records

in honor of great shooters

and cold blooded killers

I guess we won't be talking about Jayson Tatum tonight then

why does so much shit happen in america

>>150721918
don't you just love the hustle and bustle of diversity?

>>150721918
it's da culture

>>150701787
>uou cant have Russell so far below Wilt since he owned headtohead
>le memechuck man at #4 is a joke because regardless of what you think of memechucking itself he's a one-way player. Even Bird was more impactful on defense, at least when he was younger. Magic is the only other guy in the top 10 who was not good on both ends and you have Curry 5 slots above him
>Shaq has nothing on either Hakeem or Duncan. At their best they were both as good as him and they both beat him in the playoffs by outplaying him head-to-head. No fuckig way Hakeem is 5 spots below him
>Wade is a Shaqbabby, a LeBronbabby, a refbabby, looks like a parrotfish and trooned out his son to appease the Moloch worshippers who run hollywood. He's not even top 20 and might be unironically evil
>Iverson...come on, man. Don't make me post the whole thing.
>very unfair to LeBron, he's at least 19 or 20

>>150702031
>sexy

>>150722006
>uou cant have Russell so far below Wilt since he owned headtohead
You can, and I did. Deal with it.
Have you played a lot of online FPS? If so, you'd know that with 5v5 teams, you can be by FAR the best player on the server and your team can still get absolutely fucking stomped if the other team is talent stacked.
That was the situation Wilt dealt with regarding the Celtics.
Wilt is the GOAT. He'd average at least 40 today.

>>150722207
Wilt was a statpadder who made his teammates worse. Probably didn't fuck 10,000 women either.

>>150722232
You're an untruthposter who makes /nba/ worse. Probably didn't fuck one woman either.

>>150722006
>looks like a parrotfish
It's funny because it's true.

>>150722207
>my opinion is valid because I play the worst genre of vidya

And you do realize Wilt's teammates in Philadelphia were also really good, right? Hal Greer, Billy Cunningham and Chet Walker were all hall of famers

>>150722265
Well, yeah, modern FPS are pretty shit, but there were some fucking bangers back in the day. Quake 3, Unreal Tournament and especially Starsiege Tribes, the GOAT.

The last time there was a shot this good in Utah

I feel like Utah is always in the news, for all the wrong reasons.

>>150722678
>the official bawb state has the most issues and scandals
#noticing

love this nigga

wemby is a slytherin

BANG!

>>150723700
I miss Skip and Shannon. Damn

>>150723806
gonna post a classic to lift the spirits of our gentle anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmAY5JIUUqs

Charlie if Ben Simmons was the shooter

>>150724449
Charlie said Jordan was the goat so he's based imo

>Charlie said Jordan was the goat so he's based imo
klutch mafia is too powerful

>>150724486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQAOqbLrGY

damn draymond... you killed man over this?!

>>150724486
dude learning how to commit the ultimate flagrant. that he also wont be called for.

I can't believe the Bulls are going to the Finals next season

>>150725405
ballmer gonna do my nigga pablo like they did charlie...

>Bears
Great rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.
>Blackhawks
Great rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Fronded, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.
>Bulls
Crypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.
>Cubs
Great rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.
YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s????

>>150720875
Test E?

>>150724486
kek

>>150726185
testosterone. ben gym videos on IG, lots of lore. hes like a variant of meal anon. lolcow.

>>150726296
>meal anon multiverse
sign me up

>>150726296
>>150726306
people who eat at fast food places everyday and post what slop they got everyday are usually on the spectrum.

Greece vs Turkey will be fun

>trump asked adam silver to fabricate the luka trade to distract from his tariffs
>trump returns the favour by calling a hit to charlie kirk to distract from clippers+kawhi fiasco

Iresharts in the EuroBasket thread. So is Bulgaria. Weapschizo / Inceltic comeback imminent. These will be the last couple days of /nba/ being dead.

How does Adam Silver spend his whole fucking career trying to make the regular season matter only to say
>lol just watch NBA tik tons of ur poor
The moment people press him on the wild unwatchability of the current NBA

>>150721490
when u watch the games u see how shit lebum is so only watch highlights goy

The clippers seem absolutely cooked