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Been having crazy dreams lately

Sell the team Josh

>>150701315 (OP)
I have a feeling the thunder might be the first repeat of the 20s

>>150701343
also, who in the east could beat the thunder in 7?

>>150701364
Pacers would have if Haliburtons Achilles didn’t snap

there's a jewish girl thats making you #uever

>>150701430
suburban american jewish women are were its at. im black and I married one. best decision of my life.

eurobasket thread is moving faster than us...

>>150701315 (OP)
Houston Rockets, Chicago Bulls, New York Knicks

>>150701463
Are you the Washington DC anon that’s half black half jewish?

>>150701463
im black too, i want a slavic woman tho.

>LeBron James wrote a rare op-ed in Chinese state media this week
>LeMao
>LeXing
>LeCommie

>>150701576
I’m black but not the guy you’re talking about

There’s unironically nothing wrong with China. Nice cities, nice hard working people, especially the ones here that run the Chinese restaurant. Boomers still have they Reagan mindset lol

>>150701603

Notice how no one on /nba/ even mentioned this. The Wuhan crew are trying to scrub this news out of the mainstream media. Don't be fooled.

>>150701623
Not an argument + your stuck in 2021 with these jokes lol

>>150701647
>your

>thread moves at snails pace approaching bump limit
>someone makes early new
>19 replies within 30 minutes
You niggas are so starved for (You)s man

>>150701430
I remember being 18

Ben Simmons gonna team up with Lebron and win the ship.

>>150701663
A new thread is a fresh start for people to engage in a new instance of a retarded argument they've already had a million times before

>>150701649
Again, not an argument.

>>150701713
I don't think you was educated.

>anti china trump retard can’t come up with an argument
Typical

>Terry Rozier isn’t showing interest in a buyout with the Heat because he doesn’t expect any teams to pursue him as a free agent, per
@IraHeatBeat

OFFICIAL AND OBJECTIVE GREATEST NBA PLAYERS OF ALL-TIME POWER RANKINGS

1. Wilt Chamberlain
2. Michael Jordan
3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
4. Stephen Curry
5. Shaquille O'Neal
6. Larry Bird
7. Tim Duncan
8. Kobe Bryant
9. Magic Johnson
10. Hakeem Olajuwon
11. Bill Russell
12. Kevin Durant
13. Dirk Nowitzki
14. Nikola Jokic
15. Kevin Garnett
16. Dwyane Wade
17. David Robinson
18. Jerry West
19. Allen Iverson
20. Charles Barkley

POWER GAP

9001. Michael Olowokandi
90001. LeBalco

>>150701663
Pistol threads have aura

I have a crush on Bonnie Blue

Currcuck posting sexy photos of Ayesha rn.

>>150702031
He has no self awareness poor guy

>>150702031
Curry is way too good a guy man.

>>150701663
It's just the Pisstol Pete fag talking to himself so that everyone moves to his homosexual thread

Should I apply for the /sp janitor position?

>>150702201
no. do literally anything else with your time.

https://x.com/ushernba/status/1965197011319488616
Mpj goat

Ayesha Curry is ringing the breeding bell again bros I can't fucking take this shit anymore I'm a human too

>>150702392
There are plenty of women like Ayesha out there. You'll find one anon

Stephen Curry — $59.6M
Joel Embiid — $55.2M
Nikola Jokić — $55.2M
Kevin Durant — $53.3M
Giannis Antetokounmpo — $54.1M
Jimmy Butler — $54.1M
Anthony Davis — $54.1M
Jayson Tatum — $54.1M
Devin Booker — $53.1M
Jaylen Brown — $53.1M

https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1965438673198919923
CurGoat on top where he belongs

Thinking about Ayesha....

>>150702723
Damn...#uever

>>150701497
the eurobasket CHADS have already split from the dead nba and are getting ready for the GOAT LEAGUE which is going to occur in 1 year when lebum goes there and takes all the good nba talent with him

>>150702456
>none of these players made it out of the second round last year
>half of them didn't even make the playoffs

repetetive looking thread

>>150703292
It's a bunch of bots, mossad agents and chinese factory workers who just keep posting the same shit over and over. So tiresome. It's why I left.

>>150702366
My Goat Curry, I need to believe in him more.

>>150703319
Would a bot post a picture of Celtics’ Rick Fox guarding prime Jordan?

>>150702031
I know a husband trying to save his marriage when I see one

>>150703319
See you tomorrow

>>150703292
This general starting falling off after the 2022 season. 2021 /nba/ wasgreat

Old heads mad this genny changed. Get with the times

>>150703832
no. im just gonna vanish eventually

>>150704359
P. Giddey is back!

>>150704359
Squeezed those bitches. KEK!

>>150704359
$25mil a year is a value contract compared to what Barnes, Franz and Quickley got and a fortune compared to Cam Thomas. Seems fair

My Knicks are winning it all this year

>>150704359
Josh giddey got his bag.
Scat Thomas could never. KWAB.
>>150705184
Based desu

We are getting greece vs turkey, how kino is that. and giannis vs sengun, i used to pray for matches like these

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>>150705168
based. its finally out season bro

MVP season loading

>>150706130
Still getting bitched by okc houston and denver im afraid

>>150704359
WE FUCKING WON GIDDEY SISTERS

>>150704359
Alright time to get rid of those manlet guards and build around P Giddey and Buzelis

>>150706130
>rest of the league being zesty as fuck and being podcasters
>WembLee is on the final leg of the grind

>>150706130
Year 3 Chetty will lock this stick man up

Who would you rather have on your team, Kumnigga or Westbrick?

>>150707018
Shiva had a higher EFG%, 3P%, the same rebounding rate, better defensive numbers, on top of his assist numbers, while being a model teammate and not a sulking bitch like Kumnigga.

>>150707018
Kuminga

>>150707018
This is a WestCHRIST board.

>>150707018
WestALLAH is getting that 2026 FMVP nigga

>>150705402
winner claims Cyprus as rightful clay

This is when LeBron should have retired. Everything after that has been a disaster for his "legacy". The gold medal didn't mean anything, it was all Curry when it mattered the most in that tournament while he was sitting in the corner watching him. It actually did more damage than good since it highlighted who was always the better player between the two

It's gonna get worse too next year. It will be good for us because we will all be laughing though. I feel bad for Luka because they will waste another year of his prime but he shouldn't have been a fat fuck to begin with. I guess this will be his punishment though. Having to carry a completely delusional and washed old man for a whole season while he deals with his drama

>>150708296
Luka deserves this for eliminating my team

>alright Ben I got you one last shot in this league. I had to beg and plead for weeks on the phone for this vet min contract but if you work on your jumper you have a chance at making a comeback so what do you say?
>no

why is hakeem training wemby, actual BETRAYAL.

>PG: Josh Giddey
>SG: Coby HuWhite
>SF: Noa Essengue
>PF: Matas Buzelis
>C: Jalen Smith
>Sixth Man: Ayo Dosunmu
>Bench:
>Corpse of Nikola Vucevic
>Zach Collins
>Kevin Huerter
>Dalen Terry
>Isaac Okoro
>Julian Philips
>Tre Jones
>That Australian Center we drafted, mate
I’m okay with this team and I think based AKME did a good job at rebuilding on the fly (while trying to sell the angry mob/fans that we’re playoff-bound) and getting all prospects whose potential is greater than the sum of that Lavine-Derozan-led team. Furthermore, Josh Giddey is a 6’8 Steve Nash and making the play-in with a young team is based, because they need the experience and to grow from it. Change my mind.

>>150708408
time to be a podcaster talkin about how he secretly would've stacked chips if he switched spots with somebody who's actually good
>aw man imagine how heckin good i woulda been if i was on the bucks! yawnis is so heckin lucky you guys!!!

>>150709141
as has become tradition. if he does it real quick like, he can get on the kobe hate train before it becomes verboten to shit on him again.

>>150709096
yep, another play-in team to keep the money train going for Reinsdorf. Life is good

>>150709252
Better this than Lavine-Derozan iso ball.

>>150709718
Kek

Kawhi should be banned for life

Meal.

Kawhi is a bigger paycheck thief then simmons honest to YHWH

>>150710310
This looks good

>>150709096
Nobody cares about the Bulls man, come on

If Philly or Ja Morant did what Kawhi did, they’d be banned for life

>>150701315 (OP)
Celtics ;)

>>150710310
whatever that is it looks good

Embiid not kill?

Oubre gone

>>150710597
Sadie bulking up?

>>150711462
ringer on suicide watch
>>150711848
his contract has value, not sure why 6ers would move off even more front court players after fumbling yabu

Based Giannis holocausting the yids again

>>150712323
POOR LITTLE JEWISH BOY

I thought antisemitism was defeated for good...

It is September 9th 2025 and Lebeta is still on the Lakers

>>150712323
>travels on every other play
>shoulders and elbows everybody in the paint
>takes almost a minute to shoot a free throw
>plays gay defense where he rubs his large body against smaller defenders and slaps their arms until they give up the ball out of primal fear
>hasn't done shit since bimmy scraped his bussy a couple years back

>>150712539
Found the butthurt Israel sycophant pajeet

Go suck a circumcised dick deepak

>>150712539
>>150712557
The leaf is right

>>150711462
Potentially the biggest overreaction to an injury I’ve ever seen. Embiid hate is cringe.

>>150712539
what's Lebron got to do with this

>>150712999
leafjeets are obsessed with lebron cause lebronto.

>>150712999
they will never forget nor forgive

>>150713092
>>150713078
that's tough i remember Kobe Bryant scoring 81 against the Raptors

>Pick-up basketball slang popularized (but not first coined) byManute Bol, abasketballplayer ofSudaneseorigin playing with theGolden State Warriors, and subsequently adopted by teammates.[1]Compare semantics with Russianoплoшнocть(oplošnostʹ,“mistake, bad”), fromo-(o-)+плoх(plox,“bad”).
Manute Bol is the reason "my bad" became a common saying

>>150713230
>Manute Bol is the reason

need a slavic woman.

>>150713387
Had one for two years, they're fun for about 6 months

>>150713669
im not looking for fun, im looking for a wife

>>150713339
Idgi

>>150713846
I am suggesting that Alicia Silverstone, the girl making the face of disbelief in my picture, from the movie Clueless, is how that phrase became popular.

>>150713808
Keep looking. They are not wife material. They cheat and take your money and ruin your household by being peevish and bitter.

Ban Kawhy for life

>>150713882
My bad

>>150714121
Kawhy? More like KaHOW does anyone rate this fake superstar

>>150714124
As if!
>>150714121
I think the owner should face more of the burden than Kawhi, and desu I don't know what Kawhi's punishment should be.

>>150714121
I want to see Ballmer being forced to sell the team and Kawhi banned from the league for the next year. He is too old now anyway, it doesn't even matter if he is banned for life

/nba/ always wants a God damn black man punished

YNR Isaiah Rider

Anyone else hyped for the new nuggets roster?

When will NBA players speak up on the injustice against Decarlos Brown? Black people deserve the right to self defense without presumed guilt.

>>150715669
What the hell is this lmaooo

Saw my old co worker how I thought was very annoying. Pretended not to remember who she was even though we worked with eachother for a year.

So now when she comes to visit my work and my current co workers she talks to everyone but me and this is exactly the way I intended it to be. She was very annoying, always complaining to me in the break room , talking about stuff I didn’t give a shit about and sometimes disturbing me from doing my job to talk to me.

>>150712411
lmfao

>>150716329
As long as Westbrick and Michael Shitter Jr. are not on the team you have no reason not to be hyped

>>150715669
bawbs always trynna keep the blackman down

>>150716686
Anon you sound miserable

>>150717053
Nah some co workers do be annoying

>>150717053
NTA but I’ve had coworkers that were nice to me and talkative all the time and hated because truthfully you just want to do your work without having to entertain an annoying bitch

>>150716924
>being kept down by a bawb
lmao babb really do this

>>150701315 (OP)
Why did everyone pretend emsneed was dead?

Some boomer tried to run over cones, and the construction worker and got mad when they wouldn’t let him. Roads are closed off due to construction. Boomers are retarded kek

>>150717535
He said trying to

>>150717937
don't try to axthually me and act like babb are up lmao

>>150718012
Bitch ass cracker boys can’t win

>>150718162
babbs can't win without bitch ass cracker boys so watch your mouth babb

>>150701463
Where did you meet I'm desperate I'll even convert religions their lore is better anyways

some of you Jazz fans are alright

They need to change the name of the Wizards back to the Washington Bullets. Just think of the branding.

>>150718631
Who won FMVP/WCMVP? White boys come off the fucking bench and play a role

>>150719431
A Canadian

>>150719446
So let his pops breed your girl and what’s the baby gonna be?

>>150719482
Fatherless?

>>150719505
MVP

Kawhi is fucking cooked

>>150719431
Last year the babb lost to a fat white boy so he brought a white boy to his own team to save his zesty ass from choking again.. Literally pathetic kek

>>150719711
What can they even do to Kawhi? The Clippers are the ones who are going to get fucked.

>>150719712
Black Kangz won last year as well, while BAWBs continue to champion a loser. Year after year

>>150720678
You better be careful with what you are saying because Bulgaria is in the eurobasket general. Don't make me bring him over year babb

BAWBs played their cards when they ran when it came.

>>150720785
>over year

This babb will make me have a stroke

>>150720785
Bulgaria got bitched by inceltic , sadietroon and ireshart.

Why is the euro basket thread moving faster than this
>off season
Not an excuse, past years it was busy year round

>NBA does "thorough investigation" at the time of everything happening
>WE FOUND NOTHING, NOTHING TO SEE HERE
>Pablo calls random numbers in Toronto phonebook 10 years later
>finds tons of shit within 5 calls
Are you telling me league investigations that might hurt big rich owners and star players aren't actually thorough? I am SHOCKED

>>150720875
because its the same bullshit babbs bawbs jokic sga nonsense we had when the season was going and the canadian diary entry tier posts arent any different either.

Assassination in Utah

>>150720998
we know, anon. no one will stop talking about it

>>150720998
If I wear my Jazz #7 Pete Maravich shirt tomorrow like I do every Thursday, will I get strange looks?

OK Luka got his reps in but thankfully the run is over so he doesn't hurt himself before playing for my Lakies.

>>150721051
Naw no one actually cares that much

>>150721051
Only mentally ill people would care

Based MPJ

>>150721410
The smartest, most empathetic man in the NBA

>>150721410
man fuck, that dude got killed. damn shame *facepalm*

>>150721448
I was going to say how would you feel if your father was murdered but you probably grew up without one anyways.

https://x.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1965871809754181760
god forbid we want to watch a full game of ball

>>150721459
you're a real retard if you can't see that i was mocking MPJ

>>150721470
he went on to say that a large amount of nba content can be consumed for free. whats he mean, forums?
>we do it for free

>>150721470
>commissioner of the sport says it's ok to not watch the games

>>150721470
>a highlight sport

Bet that sounded better in his head

>>150721470
At least the gay alien is being truthful.

>>150721470
Damn I didn't expect this kike to come out and say that actually watching games was a luxury

Rate this team
PG : Isaiah Thomas
SG : Russell Westbrook
SF : Ben Simmons
PW : Jabari Parker
C : Jahlil Okafor
6th man : Juancho Hernangomez

>>150721596
coming for the Bobcats and 76ers process records

in honor of great shooters

and cold blooded killers

I guess we won't be talking about Jayson Tatum tonight then

why does so much shit happen in america

>>150721918
don't you just love the hustle and bustle of diversity?

>>150721918
it's da culture

>>150701787
>uou cant have Russell so far below Wilt since he owned headtohead
>le memechuck man at #4 is a joke because regardless of what you think of memechucking itself he's a one-way player. Even Bird was more impactful on defense, at least when he was younger. Magic is the only other guy in the top 10 who was not good on both ends and you have Curry 5 slots above him
>Shaq has nothing on either Hakeem or Duncan. At their best they were both as good as him and they both beat him in the playoffs by outplaying him head-to-head. No fuckig way Hakeem is 5 spots below him
>Wade is a Shaqbabby, a LeBronbabby, a refbabby, looks like a parrotfish and trooned out his son to appease the Moloch worshippers who run hollywood. He's not even top 20 and might be unironically evil
>Iverson...come on, man. Don't make me post the whole thing.
>very unfair to LeBron, he's at least 19 or 20

>>150702031
>sexy

>>150722006
>uou cant have Russell so far below Wilt since he owned headtohead
You can, and I did. Deal with it.
Have you played a lot of online FPS? If so, you'd know that with 5v5 teams, you can be by FAR the best player on the server and your team can still get absolutely fucking stomped if the other team is talent stacked.
That was the situation Wilt dealt with regarding the Celtics.
Wilt is the GOAT. He'd average at least 40 today.

>>150722207
Wilt was a statpadder who made his teammates worse. Probably didn't fuck 10,000 women either.

>>150722232
You're an untruthposter who makes /nba/ worse. Probably didn't fuck one woman either.

>>150722006
>looks like a parrotfish
It's funny because it's true.

>>150722207
>my opinion is valid because I play the worst genre of vidya

And you do realize Wilt's teammates in Philadelphia were also really good, right? Hal Greer, Billy Cunningham and Chet Walker were all hall of famers

>>150722265
Well, yeah, modern FPS are pretty shit, but there were some fucking bangers back in the day. Quake 3, Unreal Tournament and especially Starsiege Tribes, the GOAT.

The last time there was a shot this good in Utah

I feel like Utah is always in the news, for all the wrong reasons.

>>150722678
>the official bawb state has the most issues and scandals
#noticing

love this nigga

wemby is a slytherin

BANG!

>>150723700
I miss Skip and Shannon. Damn

>>150723806
gonna post a classic to lift the spirits of our gentle anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmAY5JIUUqs

Charlie if Ben Simmons was the shooter

>>150724449
Charlie said Jordan was the goat so he's based imo

>Charlie said Jordan was the goat so he's based imo
klutch mafia is too powerful

>>150724486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOQAOqbLrGY

damn draymond... you killed man over this?!

>>150724486
dude learning how to commit the ultimate flagrant. that he also wont be called for.

I can't believe the Bulls are going to the Finals next season

>>150725405
ballmer gonna do my nigga pablo like they did charlie...

>Bears
Great rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.
>Blackhawks
Great rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Fronded, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.
>Bulls
Crypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.
>Cubs
Great rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.
YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s????

>>150720875
Test E?

>>150724486
kek

>>150726185
testosterone. ben gym videos on IG, lots of lore. hes like a variant of meal anon. lolcow.

>>150726296
>meal anon multiverse
sign me up

>>150726296
>>150726306
people who eat at fast food places everyday and post what slop they got everyday are usually on the spectrum.

Greece vs Turkey will be fun

>trump asked adam silver to fabricate the luka trade to distract from his tariffs
>trump returns the favour by calling a hit to charlie kirk to distract from clippers+kawhi fiasco

Iresharts in the EuroBasket thread. So is Bulgaria. Weapschizo / Inceltic comeback imminent. These will be the last couple days of /nba/ being dead.

How does Adam Silver spend his whole fucking career trying to make the regular season matter only to say
>lol just watch NBA tik tons of ur poor
The moment people press him on the wild unwatchability of the current NBA

>>150721490
when u watch the games u see how shit lebum is so only watch highlights goy

The clippers seem absolutely cooked

Meal.

Silver won't do shit

>>150724449
White people are scary cause when they get busy, they will boom your shit clean in broad daylight in front front of thousands of people no hesitation.

>>150727171
You can do better than this anon

I bought NBA 2K26 and ran a couple simulations and the huWest is going to be K.I.N.O. in the coming years:
>Cooper Flag and the Mavs
>Luka Doncic and the Lakers
>Shai and the Thunder
>Wemby and the Spurs
>Jokic and the Nuggets
>Sengun and the Rockets

>>150727171
With a crossiant.

>>150728292
if you gonna do this edgy shit at least post something funny

>>150728292
Based

>>150727171
fuuuuck i wish i wasnt currently broke as fuck and could uber something like this...

>>150728929
why are you broke?

>>150729024
university student whos basically failed school like thrice and currently blocked from receiving loan cuz academic probation, but still needs to go to school cuz they aint no jobs in canada and id get kicked out if i didnt go to school

>>150729067
damn that sucks. you cant work at a walgreens or something?

>>150726539
Do it on Cyprus!
There are arenas on the island, right?

So Kawhi is probably going to be suspended for most, if not the entire year, and the Clippers are going to be docked at least 3 FRP's.

When does Harden demand a trade? When does Beal? When does Zubac? This team is done for the next decade, time for the rats to flee.

>>150729165
>So Kawhi is probably going to be suspended for most, if not the entire year, and the Clippers are going to be docked at least 3 FRP's.
Where the fuck did you hear that

>>150729116
>you cant work at a walgreens or something?
pretty sure we dont have that in canada, but there arent much job opportunities anyway, especially for someone who effectively only has a highschool graduate and only some job experience since ive been in school my whole life, the game is kind of fucked without already coming from money

>>150729219
Walgreens is just a drug store. You don't need a degree to work in retail. The money is not great but it'll be a little something to help you out while you finish school

>>150729233
Canadabros, translate, is he just talking about Shoppers?

>>150729249
Just looked it up. Yes it's Shoppers. You can also try Walmart, Home Depot, a grocery store, etc. Shit like that usually has flexible hours

Why is Kawhi so damn greedy? Already a multimillionaire but he just wanted more and more....

>>150729290
Why should he take his foot off of these fucking kike's neck? Fuck em

>>150729134
Would be based. They have a Euroleague team and basketball venues on the island. There are a lot of building projects going on and they could use the money.

>minority clipper owner Dennis Wong daughter was also working at aspiration

Shit runs deep. Silver has to sacrifice the clippers to nip this shit in the bud or Lakers truly will sign everyone.

>>150729191
Common sense.
Ballmer may be the one NBA owner who can "get away" with this, in the sense that they won't force him to sell the team, but there are going to be severe basketball penalties.

>>150729381
They won't do anything to Kawhi, Ballmer will get a slap on the wrist. Thats it

Meal.

>>150729404
put some ice in that coke nigga

>>150729295
It's not about that anon. He is filthy rich but risks doing something illegal just to get even more rich. It doesn't make sense in my head. Also I just thought that someone like Kawhi wouldn't do shady stuff to get more money. He seemed like the cool quiet dude that just wanted to hoop but was always unlucky with injuries

>>150729492
It already comes cold, ice waters it down at removed taste

>>150729514
I think part of it is his uncles influence.

>>150701315 (OP)
why do you keep using this pic of Karl Malone?

>>150729570
Oh yeah Uncle Dennis....it was probably his idea so he can get extra money

>>150729624
That’s Pete Maravich

how do you make "we will pay this guy 28 mil to literally not do shit" sound better?

>>150701315 (OP)
Remember when Kevin Love locked down Stephen Curry? What was that about?

At the Olympics France will have an all black team while USA will be led by Chet and Flagg. This is an abstract kind of feel.

>>150729364
The more I hear about Aspiration the more it seems like a huge money scheme. It wasn't just a way to funnel money to Kawhi. They used every jewish trick to squeeze the most out of it like using the 50 mil from Ballmer to borrow money claiming their company has a valuation in the tens of millions because of it.

>>150729794
What are you talking about? When? When currdawg was injured throughout the entire playoffs?

>>150729067
Why are you Indian

it is september 11th 2025 and lebeta is still on the fakers

cute Finnish Ukrainian girl wants to know more about basketball after I met her online and spoke to her about it :)

>In 2022 Kawhi Leonard played in 26% of games due to “right knee stiffness” before the reported $1.75M delayed payment was made by Aspiration

>The day after it was deposited, Leonard went on to play 82% of the Clippers total games to close out the season
silver needs to do something.

https://x.com/Fullcourtpass/status/1966136158334890472

>>150731898
Stephen A always knew and was just afraid to speak out.

Bitch ass white boy

stupid niggas

>>150722248
truth nvke

kobe the GOAT

LeBron is so handsome and accomplished so much, he was never supposed to be here

>>150732824
They doing this in hell

>>150733000
it's a road game

Every player is going to hate Kawhi so much when they make a rule about the league having to review and approve all sponsorship deals.

>>150733286
It’s even funnier cause Kawhi is the reason why the 65 game rule is in place because he was a professional load manager

>>150733325
Embiid deserves some credit for that too

Which team do you like to see the most that doesn't have any chance of winning a ring anytime soon?

>>150733286
>Be Kawhi
>Gets paid hundreds of millions
>Still chooses to risk his career for a few millions
Is he retarded?

>>150701315 (OP)
Is it just me or does the Charlie Kirk shooter look like Luke Kornet? anyone know what he's been up to..

Dick will take the leap this season and become a 20 PPG scorer on the Raptors

notice

>>150708408
I wonder if Simmons ever even encouraged his agent to look for a deal or if that was the dude acting on his own recognizance. Simmons has conducted himself like some kid on the last day of school who's just waiting for the bell, it's a little late to pretend like he actually wants to play now. People will offer him the minimum but he's moped his way out of any serious offers. If he somehow doesn't realize that's what he's been doing then holy shit is he in for a reality check,

It would be pretty funny if he thought the gravy train was just going to keep running and already pissed his money away on the assumption he would just make more.

>>150711462
>>150712706
>Embiidfags still thinking there's hope

Yes, anons, the 400 pound man with the arthritic knees and bad back and twice-broken face and a litany of other injuries who has done nothing but get frequently injured pretty much every year since his first year of college and who still couldn't get out of the second round even when he was healthy will suddenly show up in great shape, become much more durable for no real reason and lead this shitty Sixer team on a deeper run than ever before. Because that's what happens to overweight, injury prone athletes with bad joints in their 30's. They get better and healthier as they age.

>>150713882
>Clueless came out 30 years ago

Most of the people on this board didn't even exist when were were fapping to prime Silverstone. She's 48 now. Bloody hell

my friend suggested I go to a club for my 21st birthday next week but im very awkward and large social situations and can already see myself walking around aimlessly around the venue. why couldn't I be born during basketball season? guess I ill watch Thursday night football.

runs today the the Y
>doing fine, scoring, rebounding like a mad man
>some girl demands that we change up the teams for some reason so w do
>score about 8-8 when she says she wants to change the teams again
>I say no, we cannot change teams and restart in the middle of the match, she asks this multiple times, I give her the same answer multiple times
>she gets mad, makes a smart remark every 5 seconds about me
>stops the game to tell me im playing the game wrong
>says I need to be going up for lobs instead of being in the paint / in getting in my position so the other 6'2 dude doesn't push me out of the paint ( I am 6'5, my main job is playing defense, getting boards, and protecting the paint)
>will not stop with the smart remarks about me or my game, while whinning the teams have to be changed because she's not getting the ball
>she and her friend quit when we where up 10-8
ive never had an experience like this, especially when someone less skilled and younger than me telling me how I need to be playing basketball, the dude on my team literally said earlier I have the highest basketball IQ in that gym. good runs other than that.

>>150734871
Im a 6'3 big, I hate it when the guards try and tell you what to do. They think we are lebron with a 40 inch vert or some shit.

>>150734871
Hold her like this and tell her to sybau

yo that nigga kawhi and ballmer gotta go

My question about Kawhi's scandal,

Is he's being paid 50m which is current max before the Booker level maxes become a thing

he was paid 28m under the table, so it wouldn't make sense for him to be paid 78m, not to mention his load management bullshit

>>150735292
'fraid so

>>150734871
some female basketball players can be THE most annoying types of people to hoop with. they have the mentailty of an AAU ball hog minus the skill + the added emotional issues that women naturally have.

>>150735294
You're correct, which makes this situation 10x worse

>>150734871
You were doing your job as a big if your claims are true. Don't see why she was telling you otherwise. Could use you at my gym. Almost no one here down in Phoenix wants to play defense and do the dirty work.

>>150735362
>Almost no one here down in Phoenix wants to play defense and do the dirty work.
just like my suns (take me back to 2021)

>>150735400
this man paid a billions dollars for a WCF trip

>>150735292
baller could buy the whole nba if he wanted to. he's not going anywhere

>>150735276
kek

>>150735427
>I AM the NBA

>>150735427
so his cheating is going unpunished?

>>150735427
Not just buy the whole NBA, he could buy the whole NBA and still have over 100 billion dollars left kek

>EXCLUSIVE: Kawhi Leonard's $1.75M "no-show" payday was running late.

>Then, per new documents obtained by
@PabloTorre the Clippers' co-owner invested $1.99M in the team's broke sponsor.

>Nine days later, Kawhi got paid.

>"It is beyond shocking," an Aspiration executive says.

>>150735455
Pablo is not finished. fucking based whats hes doing.

>>150735466
need him to investigate Cuban next. teams that do this are shaking rn

>>150735466
>This time Pablo traces the money back to Dennis Wong, who maintains a 1% ownership stake in the Clippers, with the official titles of “Alternate Governor/Vice Chairman” and is also Steve Ballmer’s former roommate at Harvard.

Ballmer voluntarily going on TV, knowing Pablo had more is retarded.

>>150735435
>I have become death, the destroyer of NBA

>>150735427
He's not going anywhere because he's the owner, but that doesn't mean there won't be repercussions. If that bald jew allows this, then what's stopping everyone else from doing the same?

>>150735484
I think he hinted at the Knicks in one of his podcasts

Lets pretend Silver does nothing and cap circumvention becomes a gray area where all the owners know every other team is doing it, so they do it too.

Which team becomes the instant superteam due to getting the best players through no show sponsorships?

>>150735484
Knicks are next. I want to see the downfall of the Knicks, Brunson and his stupid 2/10 snowbunny

>>150735435
>>150735556
>>150735585
Epic battle of Bald Jews, this is gonna get chaotic, who can outscheme each other

>>150735593
I mean arguably this is the first instance we've seen this happen in a while, I'm sure OKC is wishing they did that with their own guys extensions, and Lakers as well with LeJew so they could have cap to resign DFS

>>150735599
Fuck you. Empty headed dumb fuck. My Knicks ain't do shit wrong, go get mad at the team that raped and gaped your bitch ass.

>>150735636
he coming for your ass next nigga

>>150735655
Bro were the jew capital of the world. We're sending Bronson his money through the fucking tunnels. Aint no one finding out what wee doing

Thinking Basketball's top 25 peaks of the 21st century so far

Thoughts?

>>150735710
if curry isnt #1 its trash

>>150734871
Why the fuck are you playing with women. What a waste of time.

>>150735710
10 dwade
9 giannis
8 kg
7 kd
6 kobe
5 duncan
4 curry
3 jokic
2 shaq
1 lebron

>>150735732
trash

>>150735732
I think he'll have KG in the top 5, he's a huge fanboy for him and thinks he was better than Duncan.

ayo check on harden too

>>150735749
all harden was given under the table was extra burgers lmaoooo

>>150734744
>48
At least we aren't that old. Yet.
>>150735636
There are some sketchy relationships going on there brother.

>>150735593
If cloppers couldn't do it now with the richest owner handing out 50 mil (that we know of) then it aint gonna happen

Now we know that euphemisms like "X owner is notoriously cheap!" really just mean they aren't doing under the table payments

>>150701787
chumperlame is not top 10

Too bored at work...

clops and kaload deserve max punishment. \
>max fine
$7.5M for Ballmer is like fining me tree fiddy
>void Kawhi contract
>suspend Kawhi 1 year
>take any and all remaining draft picks
they don't have any 1sts until 20 but all of them idgaf, the 2nd rounders too

>>150735732
>>150735710
>no Iverson

>>150736140
the NBA would be more interesting if the East were closer in strength to the West, but that boys knees and feet are cooked. Guy's gutting it out for love of the game and sure the money's good.

>>150736268
they've been cooked his whole career, I need to see it in action because I don't think he's played healthy since Kuminga speared his knee.

>>150736140
He should just learn to play with a knee brace. It's what helped extend Duncan's career

>>150736301
duncan didn't move like embiid did but i agree, embiid should adapt, he's adapted before, but I understand why he hates the brace, I hated wearing anything that didn't feel like a second skin in any sport i played

>>150736323
>adapt
Embiid has a good enough shot/touch that he could be a more immobile version of himself like Duncan was at the later stages of his career.

greatest shot in Utah since Jordan

>>150736140
As long as this man keeps falling down and flopping around like a fish he will never be healthy

Embiid needs to load manage all season, only playing vs Denver in Philly so he can clown on Chokic again

How much money do you think Dirk gets for 5 seconds and 2 words?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1966317290988921339

People actually thinking kawhi masterminded this are not real bball fans who watched Kawhi's whole career. Kawhi only cares about two things: basketball and pleasing his family. Just so happens his uncle is fucking grima wormtongue.

>>150738316
Board man gets paid.
The only thing this story tells me is that he surely wasn't the only player paid under the table. I also kinda doubt kawhis love for the game, maybe it's really injuries, but man has never played a full season and is closer to 60 games a year.

>Bears
Great rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.
>Blackhawks
Great rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Frondell, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.
>Bulls
Crypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.
>Cubs
Great rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.
YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s? YFW the city is going to be P.E.A.K. C.O.M.F.Y. in the coming years????

>>150735585
You’re forgetting Balmer is also Jewish, they are not going to punish a tribe member

i need hoops to start already

>>150737678
Probably more than you make in a decade

>>150737678
my lakies getting spida and wemby now that cap circumvention is legal

If KD wins one more does he pass Curry all time? Keep in mind he’s responsible for more rings than Curry

>>150735678
What part of NY are you from? I’m from Cambria Heights but I went to school in Long Island.

>>150739594
>I’m from Cambria Heights but I went to school in Long Island.
Niggas a rich kid lol

>>150739533
tough to say, they were basically tied until 2022 woih most giving kd the slightest edge. depending on how impressive the run is he will end -1 to +1 spot of curry

we finally got a pic of dennis schroders father

>>150739607
I think one spot under Curry is fair unless he has a Dirk tier run which would put him top 5 for me (Curry is like 6th)

>>150739771
based detective luigi. great work. Fuck those retards several threads ago trying to imply that dark ass nigga was mixed

>>150739962
i think its possible for him to be mixed but adoptive father seems a lot more likely.
either way, rip to og.

Ladies and gentlemen we got him

>>150740007
No way a nigga that black is mixed with a white parent

wait a minute, dennis was adopted by a white dude? why is he so racist then?

>>150740065
Pic rel?

>>150740192
He called him nigger multiple times while he was growing up, sources tell ESPN

Meal.

>>150740265
I have never seen you just get a single drink

shes so fuckin bad and not a hoe but i know im out of her league WHY GOD WHY

>>150735717
Basically this.

Also draymond being that high at all is still crazy

>>150739533
>Keep in mind he’s responsible for more rings than Curry
subhuman retard, you shouldn't even be allowed speech.

>>150740090
There are white parents who have produced a completely dark skinned child and a white child aswell and vice versa for black parents, this weird shit CAN happen. Very rare though

>>150740366
why did i post this gay ass shit

>>150735795
>we aren't that old.

maybe you aren't

>>150740401
Who won FMVP?

>>150740503
iggy, now kill yourself.

>>150740503
i dont agree with the curry number 1 post but 2015 was currys fmvp

Knicks signed Brogdon. I am now a believer in the Cavs getting to the Finals.

If Silver doesnt punish the Clippers then i wont watch nba anymore.
For a week

>>150740590
brgodon on a free is a win

Luka looks good.

>>150740648
Brogdon is the rare ceiling lowerer role player, unfortunately. Even if he is glued to the bench the entire year, his aura means your team will underachieve. He was on the Bucks for years and they never did anything. Then he left and right away they won the championship. Then he returned and closed the Buck's window. Broggy has jobber aura. This extends to his time as VP as well.

>>150740611
Do you know Murinen

>>150740650
Booba

>>150740736
Kind of irrelevant but his dad is one of those television judges a la Judge Judy, Judge Brogdon

Sengoon vs yannis soon

>>150740650
Holy fuck

>>150740836
jfc theyre dunking on this dude

>>150740650
would marry

>>150740650
She’s chunky so not my type

goon you cant be missing those my goat

>>150739594
im from maine but moved to new york when i was 10

>>150740919
twitter was more funny than anything 4chud has done in years

GIANNIS BTFO

>>150741532
chuds had no reason to stay on 4chud after elon bought the platform and lost his mind
>>150741648
i said this in the eurobasket thread too. giannis is embiid with one extremely lucky year. every tournament, every season he chokes his ass off. he will be lucky to beat finland for his first ever medal

greek fr34k with 8 points on 40% shooting in 23 minutes (-25 rating).
better than kg and dirk btw

giannis got fucking benched lmao

>>150741806
People think beating the Hawks without Trae Young and the Suns with no CP3 makes you as good as Dirk

>>150741830
>>150741860
hes trash as fuck when it matters if it wasnt for his dirty play against the nets and kds scuba diving gear feet he would be an even bigger bum than embiid

We need another Jokic. White power

alright man turkey is just taking the piss at this point what a fucking blowout. and sengun couldnt even score today.

We got Brogdon

Giannmickey going out even sadder than chokic, sad!

we need to have a serious discussion on giannis in the knockout stage

>>150742193
Giannis only has a ring because he injured Kyrie and then got maybe the most fraudulent wcf champ ever in the finals.

Brogdon is basically SGA without the refs.

>>150742445
word

Is this the end for Tyler Kolek (Knicks G 24)? They signed Brogdon who is better and want to sign Shamet

>>150742703
Brogdon is on his last legs and just serves as another veteran voice. Update your firmware on that dude

>>150742858
Kolek is 24 years old, can not shoot, can not defend and got outplayed by 19 years old in summer league. Brogdon is way better and usually 50-40-90

>>150742939
>scouting summer league but not brogdon
lol Broggie is cooked

>>150742703
>Tyler Kolek
Who?

offseason meal

>>150742445
The year they won the championship Giannis got his knee hyperextended so badly most people thought he'd be out for a year. He missed like two games. Kyrie rolled his ankle and was basically done for the season after that. One guy was strong and recovered quickly and the other guy was weak and had to tap out as soon as he had a problem. The weak usually lose to the strong.

Kyrie's a LeBronbabby and even with a superteam he cost them a chance at multiple titles by being frail and getting hurt. And he cost Luka a chance at a title in Dallas by sharting himself every time he played in Boston. Why are we surprised his frailty cost Brooklyn a chance, too? Never bet on a glass cannon

bro can this retarded season start already why do we have to wait this long give them more money to play more

>noo we need to change the season to only be like uhh 70 games
>turns out "load management" was really just Kawhi holding out games until the check cashed

>>150743623
the knee injury the year before is too good an alibi

void his contract. 1 year suspension. take all the clippers picks.

Real talk, healthy warriors wouldve beaten the wolves and blunder.

Dear Adam Silver,
as a once lifelong fan of your game, your extreme greed and will to milk anything and everything for every aching penny that it's worth has driven me away. Perhaps you and your tribe didn't get the Universal memo: Too much of anything in life is toxic. That includes the desire for profit, my Hebrew friend. Keep spamming as many commercials as you possibly can with your product, I will simply mute the TV. Keep taking away the defender's abilities to actually play defense, and I will tune out of your televised program. You lost a loyal fan Mr. Silver, and many more are following.

Meal.

>>150743822
Nuh uh

>>150743833
See you for the season opener.

Honestly, force Ballmer to sell and have whoever buys move the team to Seattle.

The Clippers franchise is just cursed and redundant in the first place, nobody in LA cares about them.

>>150743941
Nah they're not moving after they build that stadium

>>150743949
Yes, unfortunately the Intuit dome is a dope venue built without tax dollars and because of that the league will let Ballmer off easy as an owner (but will completely rape his team for the next decade in other ways).

Still, if they could find the gumption to actually do it, it would solve a major expansion issue and allow them to do Vegas+Seattle+Mexico City/Vancouver/St. Louis

>>150743961
without tax dollars is a strike against him not a pro. He's fucking up the game for everybody else. Balmer is not a good thing for other owners andd like half of the retarded shit the league is doing is a direct response to his existence

>>150743961
the expansion shit is dead, owners are selling

Toronto media should be lighting a fucking fire under the NBA right now

>>150743980
>paying kawhi 50 mil under the table and who else knows how much else
>paying for the stadium himself and not with the goyim's money
You're right. He's too rich to be an NBA owner. He's fucking up what should be an infinite money printer for everyone

>>150744055
w-what happened

how do you stop a guy like this without assassinating him

Because I live in an American state where marijuana is legal and literally sold at the gas station around the corner, I could sure go for a Mcflurry right now

>>150744070
its clear Ballmer promised Kawhi this deal before he hit free agency because who the fuck enters free agency negotiations with the team that traded for them and demand shares in a hockey team and no-show endorsement money

I hear Drake took notice of this, and because Drake has hitman money, someone somewhere has put a hit out on Balmer (in minecraft).

>>150744070
Kahwi and Uncle Dennis asked for no-show jobs and ownership equity in the Raptors (when the Raptors said that wasn't allowed, he asked for equity in the >Laffs instead).

The Raptors were good boys and said no. Kawhi then took the under-the-table deal from Ballmer.

>>150744228
So what you're saying is, Kawhi is a massive piece of shit that deserves no respect from any fanbase? Got it.

>>150744298
Kawhi is going to be the most hated man in the NBA for a long time.
His greed is going to get everyone's sponsorships investigated and teams are going to be much more careful about the "perks" they give players like private jet rides and apartments for their whores.
This is after he's already partially responsible for the 65-game rule after being the poster child for load management.

>>150735585
>>150735599
The Knicks just lost Hartenstein because they didn't have the cap space to match OKC's offer. If they were up to shenanigans why in the world wouldn't they have gotten him a deal like this? They would have only needed to scrounge up like $10m.

>>150743500
Looks tasty

>>150743837
Nigga really took a bite and then be like "Holup, I forgot to take a photo to post in on 4chan"

Do other generals turn into /ck/ in the offseason too or is it /nba/ exclusive?

>>150742703
https://clutchpoints.com/nba/new-york-knicks/sources-knicks-malcolm-brogdon-landry-shamet-roster-crunch

>The Knicks have received at least one offer for one of their second-year players this week, league sources told ClutchPoints

Kolek is going to be traded for a 2RP

>>150744360
You now realize the real power in Ballmer's cheating is in getting role players. He can slip any mid level guy 10 mil easy to always have the deepest team

A philly fan taking down the clippers is beautiful. Hope he makes this the biggest deal possible

Kawaii dindu nuffin

Lost all respect for the so called "King".

>>150744785
LECHYNA

>>150744785
>Lost all respect for the so called "King

Wow it only took you...20 years

>>150744844
>>150744804
>>150744785
LeChairman

>>150744785
Were you in India during the HK protests? lmao

>>150744867
Penning a ghost written essay in a cccp state propaganda paper is a new low.

>>150744888
I mean you’re acting like it’s a surprise
LeBron is a black prostitute

>>150743575
I agree with this in principle, people overrate the fuck out of kyrie, hes soft as fuck and besides we saw what he did against boston fucking twice, on different teams. This idea people have that if KD didnt have his foot on the line he would have went on to win it all is insane, nigga is not THAT good neither is kyrie. Theres a reason none of them have won shit without playing alongside players that cover their weaknesses. People thought you could just bruteforce offensive rating with 3 iso ball hogs, and win a championship that way. Against shit teams? Yea sure maybe, against a championship team? Fuck no, youd have to lose steam eventually.

>>150743837
whats that pink drink on the right? doesnt look like a milshake, ive never seen a mcdonalds milshake in that cup, and with cream ontop like that

Pablobros we got absolutely assraped by Cubes and now all of our circumstantial evidence has fallen apart like a house of cards, just like the Jordan Hudson expose that went nowhere. How are we going to get out of this mess?

>>150745057
arent most prostitutes black

>>150745953
cuban looks horrendous right now, ratioed on every tweet. what're you smoking?

>>150745953
Retard missed the new Athletic article. Ballmer was still putting money in when the company was tanking, he's already been caught lying about how much money he invested in the company.

I cannot empathize with LeBron James.

>>150746227
>KINOtashi

Marlboro red, gold, or marlboro ice

Need an answer quick niggas

>>150744493
i dont know, but probably not because none of them are as cool as us

>>150746266
reds of course hows that a question

>>150746266
parliaments

>>150746266
smoking cigarettes???? why?!?!

>>150746543
Supporting the tobacco industry in these tough times

Kawhi here. Just got off my yacht. I don't really care what yall think fr haha

>>150745953
no way dude Cuban has been scummy for a long time he didnt win anything in the exchange

>>150746579
>Kangarooland anon sacrificing his body to protect the tobacco industry
Ah, walking Charlie Kirk's path i see

>>150745995
I would guess so
Or Asian ladyboys

>>150746699
based.

nothing will ever be as interesting as this matchup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRHsbup3zJI

brehs we need ball back NOW

>>150748909
get a job NOW

>>150748957
Already got one. That's why I need ball back.

>>150748993
Find a hobby to do

>>150748993
play some vidya. watch football. write a symphony. thats what im doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuAHc1F8KWk
found the theme song for the knicks fans who act hard

Knicks

>>150749664
Yeah

>>150749664
Best team in the league and the best city in the world