Thread 150702755

Patty Cuckitini

First for Lameme isn't elite

Apologize

well?

>>150702741
>>150702762
New stadium means a bunch of events and a superbowl. It's a better investment long term, especially because the Waltons are probably going to get Denver to cover a big chunk of the cost.

The first lose-lose trade in NFL history

>>150702790
Oh ho ho

It was supposed to be the zest era....

>>150702755 (OP)
Ben Johnson needs to buck break Caleb Williams. This dude refuses to trust what he sees and throw the fucking ball.

>>150702791
I bend the knee jj-san

>>150702816
Alright fine, he may be elite-ish but he damn sure wasn't this past week.

>>150702790
wrong

I feel bad for you if your team isn't 0-1 and didn't get their bad luck out of the way early

>>150702803
Public funds being used to build team owned stadiums needs to be banned at some point. If the people pay, the people should have 100% ownership of it.

Micah Parsons is going to be a menace to my vikies for years to come, thanks Jerry you asshoe!

Vinatieri should come back.

You’re about to be real quiet in February when Mahomes slips on Louie’s smegma excreted from his bussy, and suffers a Super Bowl losing fumble.

>>150702795
The Eagles are not juggernauts. They belong in the tier below the Bills and Packers.

TL;DR new Broncos stadium with retractable roof coming soon

>>150702755 (OP)
Imagine drafting a guy who leaped into the seats so he could cry to his mommy after losing a college game and making him your franchise QB.

You guys are to hard on Gayleb, yesterday it was his nails and nail polish that was making it hard to throw the ball accurately. Ben Johnson needs to do a team wide ban on nail polish.

Bears fans are you happy your QB is a total flaming faggot?

>>150702795
Packers aren’t even remotely ‘juggernauts’

>>150702844
The problem is NFL teams are PR juggernauts run by billionaires. Going against them is bad for a politician's career and the people brave enough to stand up against them are quickly replaced with more receptive politicians.

I love the Chicago sports media

Ping-pong table status?

It's over for the rest of the league, we just cut Jake Moody.

Young Lou make ya blue?

IT’S ANYONE’S YEAR

>>150702914
Starting to think the Patriots should've drafted JJ over Maye.

>>150702887
He's too easily bullied. It's one thing to be gay but being the softest zestiest buck in the pasture isn't QB1 material. Dude needs to have gachimuchi videos on repeat at home until he finds his balls again. If he can be gay without being a faggot on the field he'll find success.

>>150702873
>retractable roof coming soon
Should be banned in football stadiums. Soulless, just like Walmart.

>>150702791
Why? He was sub 150 yards and threw a pick 6.
>coomback against chiraq
I don't care

>>150702914
Nobody cares about beating the Bears.

>>150702932
Why? He's surrounded by talent that wouldn't be on the Patriots.

God I wish I was the Colts HC just for her to call me into her office and mommy dom me.

>>150702931
Bills-Eagles. Cap it. No cap.

>>150702873
Gay.

>>150702934
Denver will never get a superbowl without a roof. This is all about money.

They should make these man children paid millions play everyday of the week I demand more blood

>>150702957
It was lulzy to see her wandering around with a clipboard talking to no one and doing nothing and pretending to be important the entire game

>>150702914
He showed that he has balls, but last years Kangs would have raped Chicago like 40-10 in Monday's game

>>150702957
That dyke might be the first lesbian team owner in league history.

ball knowers, don't you usually want to block the guys trying to sack your QB?

>>150702795
Major Packturd sneak

>>150702979
It's better than her dad getting high and fucking with shit randomly.

>>150702812
Imagine how happy McCarthy is that neither of these shit teams drafted him and he got to go to an actual good team instead of trying to salvage a dumpster fire

Also threadly reminder that tanking does not fucking work in the NFL. If you're bad enough to have the #1 overall pick whoever you draft will just be undermined by your terrible team. You don't get good by being bad at everything and hoping one player magically helps your entire team do a 180

>>150702956
Fair enough.

>>150702843
DERRICK HENRY NEVER FUMBLES

I already took the bullets out of my closet. If Caleb plays like dogshit again against the Lions, I will lose all hope and it will be the end for me.

>no football for 48+ hours
Fuck me, im having withdrawals

>>150703001
Why are people so high up on the Clots? They beat up the retarded kid.

>>150703001
>Ravens
>respectable loss

>>150703010
Don't become another Chicago statistic

>>150702958
*blocks your path to repeat*

fucking JAGUARS

>>150702957
That's a man, baby.

>>150703016
Because it's based on performance for game 1. Obviously they'd get destroyed by the Chiefs or Ravens.

planning on visiting chicago for the first time ever in february. Where should I stay? What is the most fun thing to do there?

>>150702755 (OP)
manifesting JJ x Caleb gay love story ending

>>150703034
That jersey is working overtime

>>150703000
Tanking has worked exactly twice in NFL history. The Cowboys tanked in 89 and the Colts tanked in 97

>>150703053
A car mechanic and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...

have you tried Josh Allen's Snicker sauces?

>>150702942
Only QB in nfl history to score 3 4th quarter TDs in their debut
Only QB since Cam Newton to score 2 passing TDs and a rushing TD in their debut.
Best passer rating of the 2024 class for their debuts
One of only 2 QBs of the 2024 class to throw a TD during their debuts

>>150702981
It was his first game and if he played the same in every quarter that's what it would've been.

>>150702990
There is no known defense to the Blitznola bonanza

>>150703071
Guess what, Viqueers. I was meming and antagonizing you but I knew all along that if KOC chose JJ then he was probably gonna be a good QB. That being said, I still look forward to seeing the Packers ass rape you.

>>150703064
It kinda worked for the bengals too
They just ruined it after building a juggernaut of an offense by letting their defense fall apart lmao

>>150703049
Stay in the Wrigleyville/Lake View area. Tons of bars, restaurants etc.

>>150703082
Even if they had one, Buffalo was still never hosting a Super Bowl

>>150703082
Correct

>>150702790
LaMeme is a regular season stat monkey. He'll scramble around and make a buncha plays that have the commentators go "WOW THIS IS WHAT MAKES HIM SO DANGEROUS AND SUPERMAN!!!", then fuck it all up in the 2nd or 3rd round of the playoffs as usual.

>>150703105
I don’t drink alcohol

the fact that the bengals won that game really pissed me off

>>150702795
1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Bills
4. Ravens
5. Rams
6. Chargers
7. Chiefs
8. Commanders
9. Buccaneers
10. Vikings
11. 49ers
12. Lions
13. Broncos
14. Bengals
15. Steelers
16. Texans
17. Jaguars
18. Cardinals
19. Seahawks
20. Colts
21. Raiders
22. Cowboys
23. Bears
24. Falcons
25. Jets
26. Patriots
27. Titans
28. Browns
29. Giants
30. Panthers
31. Dolphins
32. Saints

>>150703114
Every new stadium that meets the requirements gets a superbowl. Its one of the ways that the NFL bullies cities into giving the owners free money.

>>150703121
Then why visit Chicago

>>150702933
Aaron Rodgers was able to be a great QB and he might be the greatest gay player in the history of the game. Gayleb needs to shack up with Rodgers so he can show him how to be a alpha top.

>>150703016
This. Still 3rd best in AFCS.

my playoff team predictions
>AFC division winners
Bills
Steelers
Jaguars
Chargers
>AFC wild cards
Bengals
Broncos
Colts
>NFC division winners
Giants (go on a run once Dart takes over)
Vikings
Buccaneers
Rams
>NFC wild cards
Lions
Niners
Seahawks

>>150702133
>mentally sharper
Didn't say that but okay
>>150702812
Darnell Wright & Tyrique Stevenson have been great starters.

>>150703017
Gamblercucks lose again

>>150703121
Cringe. Its ok to say I rarely drink but when people say they don't drink at all I 360 the fuck away from those weirdos

>>150703049
One of the NW or Western suburbs that has a train station since it's cheaper than staying in the city. Otherwise I'd look in the North Side but it's expensive as fuck.

the sack is Caleb Williams’ favorite part

Da Arlington Bears

>>150702795
Move Bills down to playoff teams and you would be correct

>my niners somehow won with kittle dead, Jennings dead, aiyuk dead, the worst kicker in the league, and purdy throwing 2ints
What a fucking disgusting win.

>>150703135
>Saints
>32
The Saints didn't look as bad as I expected them to and actually showed signs of being well coached. They're not gonna win a ton of games but could be a tough out to a lot of teams. Kellen Moore might actually be a good head coach.

>>150702931
Except for the teams that are 0-1. It's over.

>>150703157
It's too late, nothing can fix him. Caleb was born the wrong kind of gay to play football. It was cruel for his parents to push him to play sports, he would have been much happier doing musical theatre.

>>150703168
Kiss the rings

>>150703178
For things to do, I'd do a boat tour and go to one of the museums. The best bars are defs around Lake View area.

>6 sacks from the number 1 defense
How's Cam Ward feeling this afternoon?

>>150703211
"Sheeeeeitttt"

>>150703211
I actually thought he looked pretty damn good for his 1st start, especially against that defense. Apparently, I'm the only one though.

>>150703168
I hope you're right but lay off the drugs

>>150703211
his bussy's sore

>>150703177
Ok alkie, take another drink im sure it will improve your life!

>>150703229
Nah he definitely looked good, better than Bo honestly. He just got his ass whooped by the Broncos defense

Guess Kangz bros run this place

>>150703177
as a Jew, this absolutely warms my heart. Good goy

>>150703229
You are correct. People are too quick to blame everything on the QB, especially when he's a rookie.

>According to Aaron Jones, in the 3rd quarter, when things were not going well, JJ McCarthy looked at his guys in the huddle and said “is there anywhere else in the world you would rather be?”

Straight out of the textbook of Jim Harbaughisms

>>150703238
>>150703253
>durka durka mohamed jihad

>>150703229
>Apparently, I'm the only one though.
No. People who know ball know that Ward did a good job given the circumstances. The Tits were the #1 pick for a reason. There's nobody to throw to

>>150703238
>>150703253
Being unable to into moderation sends uncanny signals to well-adjusted people

>>150702928
did that yt boi just twerk?

reminder McCarthy got bailed out with bs PIs to keep the game watchable down the stretch

>>150703246
Yes we do

>>150703238
>>150703253
Autism

It's pretty unanimous that most people turned off the Ravens/Bills game at halftime and woke up surprised the Bills won, huh?

>>150703281
Reminder the refs gave Caleb William a TD within the last minutes of the game he was well a yard short of

>>150703177
Actually sweaty, theres tons of alcoholics who quit drinking and take their sobriety seriously and thats based

>>150703246
All me btw

wtf is this a new mandela effect? has Arizona always been the Cardinals?
i have no memory of an NFL team called the Cardinals. there is an MLB baseball team and a college football team with Cardinals mascot but not an NFL team

>>150703302
anon, I know you want this meme, we all do but Carson Palmer existed and we all loved him here

>>150703302
My highschool football team ripped off the Cardinals logo and I'm 31. They've been around forever

>>150703311
>so drunk I got Carson Palmer mixed up with Kurt Warner for a minute
good lor di need to stop drinking
i mean Kurt Warner existed and we all loved him here

>>150703302
I like their old logo where the bird wasn't annorexic

>>150703325
>loved
As nannerfag the most I can give Kurt Warner is respect.

Gaylib being the worst QB in his draft class is typical Bears. Spencer Rattler might even be better.

>>150703281
This. The Vikings D was gassed and Swift was gashing them. It was the most shameless bailout I've seen yet this season.
>>150703294
>Reminder the refs gave Caleb William a TD within the last minutes of the game he was well a yard short of
You didn't even watch the game. They marked Caleb short and he came back and threw a TD pass.
Also, the Vikings tried to kill Caleb & Moore on the same play, they fucking deserved the flags, got lucky the DB wasn't thrown out.

>>150703168
So you're telling me Niners is the team with a black QB who make the playoffs?

Way too early playoff picture
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/standings/playoffrace/

>>150703302
Aren't the Cardinals the 2nd oldest team in the NFL? It's like Bears, Cardinals than Packers.

>>150703361
New York rightfully reviewed the tape and marked him short
originally they gave him the TD before realizing the footage was not "too questionable to overturn"

>>150703370
>Colts and Cheese Heads at number 1
What?

Why is Caleb so fucking zesty?

>>150703370
These playoffs would be based af

>>150703211
Why do teams keep drafting QBs early in the 1st when they have dogshit olines, then putting them in week 1 before they fortify said oline?
The only QB that has ever developed with an awful Oline is Peyton. Shitty olines have probably killed half a dozen potential HOF QB careers, and dozens more pro bowl QBs

wait is Kurt Warner just the NFCW version of Brett Favre

>AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>*saxophone solo*

>>150703357
yo is this nigga getting topped on the sideline?

>>150703398
It's because of his mom. She works at a salon and used to practice nails and shit on him as a kid.

>>150703409
4 weeks until he puts in Bagent

>>150703311
im not even kapping bro fr fr
i started googling and i recognize this C within a C logo thing but NOT the stupid bird

>>150703397
when everyone's 1-0 or 0-1 it goes down to points scored/allowed

>Offenses the Bears matched or out-scored in week 1:
Bungles
Brownoids
Lolphins
Gaytriots
Aints
Gnats
Pants
Tits
NAMBLAcisco
Shithawks
Detoilet
Rasms
Toxins

Should've just kept Fields, traded the pick and drafted Joe Alt. Caleb isn't it.

>>150703265
Imagine giving your DNA to the Jewish shenanigans that has been 23andme

>>150703382
No shit, i actually watched the game

Caleb just can't win with these cats

49ers have 4 games within the next 23 days. Somebody will die, most likely McCaffrey, and their season will be cooked.

>>150703364
What do those hand signs mean?

>>150703450
If you did you'd know Caleb looked like shit. After starting 10/10 he went 11/25

>>150703450
right, but they blatantly tried to give Gayleb a few Tuddie

>>150703295
Haha no thanks bro I'm 6532 days sober!

>>150703406
Kurt Warner is Brett Favre with the all the evil exorcised.

>>150703361
Damn now I know JJ is elite because people are already calling him a ref baby and crying about their shit team losing to him

Know that if you disrespect our soldiers that you are subject to public ridicule. Imagine not honoring our men and women who have served overseas to protect our freedoms

This your QB1?

>>150703504
What a retarded design for a pool

>>150703504
I'm going to say it: Caleb Williams is a faggot

>>150703520
We don't say the f-word here sweetie.

Bro is already checked out he hates caleb

So Kelce knocked out Worthy so he could get more targets and pretend he's the best TE in history, right?

>>150702838
He's basically the Russell Westbrook of the NFL

How is he feeling?

>>150702795
>Vikings
>Playoffs
Lol. They got abused by a terrible Bears team until McCarthy ate his can of spinach. There's very little chance they can win 9 more games like that.

>>150703538
Imagine how hard Taytay's pussy dried up seeing the Chiefs lose

>said in the off season that the Vikings fixed their interior while the bears cheaped out besides Thuney and their oline was still shit
>was called dumb by bears fans, they claimed the bears would have one of the best olines in the nfl
LOL
LMAO

>>150703534
I feel bad for him. Have a super promising career going and get traded to play with Justin Fields and Caleb Williams who throws him hospital balls.

>>150703504
whose the guy with all that ice nxt to him and the pencil thin mustache?
some nepo babby?
god i wish i could be a trustfund kiddie
hes probably gaylebs drugdealer right

>>150703382
>originally they gave him the TD
They always do that, retard. TDs automatically get reviewed

my gf is trying to commit us to attending two separate birthday parties for her coworkers this sunday. One is a brunch and the other is rooftop cocktails. I am looking at having to drop close to $350 between the drinks, attire, and gifts for this stupid shit AND have to miss all the games sunday.

Im going to kms

>>150703504
There is no way he doesn't take it in the ass

Broncos defense as predicted, it's murderball time

>>150702775
My wife's son and I say this.

>>150703577
normally when my teams QB is a yard short of the first down and jumps out of bound without knocking down the Pylon, he gets called short of the Touchdown.

>>150702905
They completely dominated last years' (regular season) conference champ. No other team had as impressive a win last weekend

>>150703550
Man it's almost like rookie QBs take time to develop
As JJ develops he'll start to more and more consistently look the way he did in the 4th quarter.

>>150703302
Do you not follow NFL?

>>150702755 (OP)
I love the blue

>>150702791
3 quarters of ass garbage
1 quarter of hey we might have something here
Looking good?

>>150703573
Some rapper named "Yeat". He's basically Puerto Rican.

>>150702755 (OP)
Jim would be proud

Is your QB elite?

Is playboi carti the most talented musician alive?

>>150703583
>brunch for you birthday

>>150702928
More like blue balls... SHEEEEEESH

>>150703658
Where can I find the full Dolphins-Colts game?

>>150703666
Stat padders are soulless and going to hell digits confirmed

>>150703624
casual Lions fan. i recognize every other team but then i saw the damn cardinal on this chart and thought WTF that aint real >>150702795

>>150703666
>black qbs

>>150703702
liveleak

>>150703666
There is no way Prudy is elite with 2 ints on Sunday.

>>150703464
He touched the ball 31 times last game. He was like 75% of the offense.

>>150703722
kek

>>150703658
Jim would be way too high to care.

>>150703722
kek

>>150703744
Based

>>150703192
>you

doubt thats big cat

>>150703135
1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Bills
4. Ravens
5. Rams
6. Chargers
7. Commanders
8. Chiefs
9. Buccaneers
10. Lions
11. Broncos
12. Steelers
13. 49ers
14. Bengals
15. Colts
16. Jaguars
17. Vikings
18. Cardinals
19. Seahawks
20. Texans
21. Raiders
22. Falcons
23. Bears
24. Cowboys
25. Jets
26. Patriots
27. Titans
28. Browns
29. Giants
30. Saints
31. Dolphins
32. Panthers

Fixes it for you

>>150703760
The fact that you dont even have the rams in the top 5 tells me all I need to know

>>150703017
Doing this against the Bills is incredibly retarded considering they have an offense that never lays off the gas.

>>150703760
The kangz will sweep green gay again lil bro

>>150703619
Correct. They'll be contenders next year. This year they'll have less than 10 wins

>>150703733
Purdy was also saved from a guaranteed INT by an amazing catch from a literal nobody.

the razorcakening

>>150703760
t. obese Packer fan

The ravens losing really distracts from how unbelievably good their offense is. Henry has the most rushing yards currently and Flowers has the most WR yards which really makes the dual threat statement. They could've gone a lot harder too if Harbs didn’t pull the gas so early in both halves. And with such a strong start it makes you wonder if Derrick Henry will break the rushing record.

>>150703666
Ye

>>150703772
...did you mistype or do you need your eyes checked?

>>150703049
Go to a Super Bowl party to watch the bears BTFO the Bills

>>150703760
Anyone that doesn't put their team as all 32 spots is a massive faggot

>>150703647
>born on February 26, 2000
Bros im feeling old

>>150703666
>Efficient game manager
MUH BOY LEARNED FROM THE BEST

>Seahawks
>season already fucking over
i think it's time to end it, bros.

>>150703554
I thought they held up well for their first game as a unit going against a good blitz-heavy defense. Caleb had plenty of time but made too many bad reads and inaccurate throws.

>>150703814
Trvke. Scoring on 7 straight drives on the road to open the game was nuts. Too bad Harbaugh left his nuts in Baltimore. Can't believe Henry still has so much juice at 31. Easily going to be a 1st ballot. Fingers crossed we can get 2 more years at close to this level

>>150703827
IN the top 5….Are you a fucking retard or soemthing? Do you not know what IN the top 5 means???

>this is the kangs' hero they can't stop raving about
wew

>>150703857
IN the top 5 means that if you made a list of the top 5 they'd be on that list, which is what occurred.
Are you retarded?

>>150703868
elite

Maybe giving up 41 or 40 is the sign your defense isn’t that good?

>>150703868
extremely elite

>>150703892
this is just bad defense newfriend
>>150703924
fine throw

>>150703856
You don't keep a job in the NFL for 17 years without being extremely conservative. It's the price Ravens fans have to pay for such a long run of consistently good coaching.

FTF bros..... Prepare for Mahomes Mountain to still have Pat top 3

>>150703891
Wrong, dumbass faggot. IN the top 5 means the team falls within the four slots leading up to the 5th. FUCKING MORON

>>150703847
Thanks for Geno losers

>>150703949
>this is just bad defense newfriend
Its great vision and awareness. A lot of QBs when tasked with rushing just run aimlessly into the back of defenders or slide and wouldn't have picked up the TD there.

JJ however reads the situation perfectly, and finds the hole fit for him right between his blocker and the defender allowing it to be a TD.

New in a few
>>150676498
>>150676498
>>150676498

>>150703464
Our season is already over :(

>>150703992
fuck off retard

>>150703992
>team in fifth place isn't in the top 5
Smartest rams fan

>>150703772
>>150703857
>>150703992
>mutt education

>>150703464
It already is

After this weekend I can confirm that the new kickoff rules are rancid. Hitting a 30 yard pass and already being in realistic field goal range is just stupid.

>>150704026
He's right you dumbass Maori
Top 5=Anything before 5

>>150704049
By next season every possession will start at the 50 yard line

>>150703868
>7 of the Bears points came on a pick 6
Holy shit how shit was gaylib really?

>>150704021
>>150704018
>seething because he’s right

>>150704080
>Holy shit how shit was gaylib really?
10/10 passing in the first quarter
11/25 to end the game
Horrific stat line

>>150703892
Like, this is the shit you want your RB doing. When people talk about RBs having elite vision in finding a hole, this is what they mean.
look at JJ Just thrust himself in-between using Hockenson to not only block his assign, but 55 from the back.

This play really gives me hope for JJ.

Who will the Packers beat in the Super Bowl?

>>150704099
JJ McCarthy has the potential to be a great RB

>>150703583
You think that's bad? I was looking forward to last week's Texas vs Ohio game but I only caught a glimpse of it because my gf made me go to some stupid wedding.

And that's not even the worse part. While I was there, I found out the groom was her ex.

>>150703803
Packers were a playoff team last year that only lost to the SB champs and came into this year dominating the previous #1 seed. Who looks better? The Eagles who trailed the dogshit cowboys for nearly half the game? The Bills who needed divine intervention to beat the Ravens after giving up 40 points?
Packers are the only team that looked unstoppable against an ostensibly good team

>>150704080
He's already spooked harder than Darnold was on the Jets. One bad thing happening completely breaks him mentally.

>>150704111
Trips of truth. Super Bowl 1 rematch against the KC Swifts would be kino because everyone would be pissed off and not know who to root for.

>>150703084
>on pace to not be a steaming pile by age 29

>>150704129
humiliation ritual

>>150703992
That would be "within" the top 4. The top 5 is a thing. It contains 5 teams. To be in that thing means to be one of the 5 teams, not 4 teams

>>150703965
Just tuned in and Nick Wright is already blaming Ben Johnson for Caleb's awful performance lol

>>150704129
Do cucks really?

>>150704129
At least you know that the bride was way more unhappy that you two were there than you were.

Bear fans say this isn't PI lmao he tackled him. Even if not PI it's still illegal contact which results in a 1st down anyways.

>>150703554
>>150703848
Vikings also have an upgraded D line. It was shit before so they had to blitz to create pressure. Wouldn't give up on the Bears o-line yet.

This is the QB Caleb Williams wishes he was

Remember when gaylib missed the net from 10 feet away and threw a hissy fit?

>>150702034
>>150702069
>>150704244
Here's week 13, a little better

Anyway 5 = 5

>>150704279
Caleb wishes he was Mason Rudolph so he could spend some quality time with Aaron Rodgers.

>>150704253
Nah

>>150704305
UH OH STINKY

>>150703534
Moore is also a dumbass that said Caleb shouldn't worry about Justin Fields' legacy. As if they didn't lose 20+ games with him.

>>150703959
Retard version of webm related

>>150704345
Bearsbros? This is your QB?

i've been reliably informed that Caleb Williams simply needs more time

>>150704391
As a gay crybaby mutt who cries to his mother whenever anything goes wrong Caleb makes me feel represented.

>>150704430
Big if true.

>>150704430
To be fair he did endure David Carr levels of trauma last year and has played a total of one game in a completely new offense, but yeah those inaccurate throws were pretty bad.

What team is going to trade for Dak when the Cowboys take Nussmeier with Green Bay's pick?

>>150704345
for me, it's the one that completely misses the net and hits the guy behind it

>>150704506
Dolphins

>>150704506
Dak for Caleb Williams
who says no

>https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/eagles-film-review/157882/eagles-cowboys-film-review-one-of-the-best-games-ive-seen-jalen-hurts-play
Some good analysis of the Eagles offense against the Cowboys here, with all-22 film, if anyone's interested.

>>150704533
Dak would only get them 4ish more wins a year by my estimates. Not worth it.

Caleb Williams had a higher completion percentage and yards per attempt than Baker Mayfield, despite playing against a way better defense.

Let that sink in

>>150704345
Stop deflecting you dumb Kiwi nigger, GTFO of this board

>>150704522
Dolphins will have a top 5 pick, they can do better

>caleb has 268 scrimmage yards and 2 TD with zero turnovers against a good defense
>this somehow means he's a cooked bust who needs immediately traded

>>150704550
>if anyone's interested.
we aren't

>>150704590
>Vikings
>Good defense
what year do you think this is

>>150702957
la creatura de NFL

>>150704604
Week 1 overreactions, gotta love em.

why does /pol/ hate football so much?

>>150704590
It was an impressive choke, elite even. Very Fieldsesque performance, fitting they both were drafted there

0-1 Lions vs. 0-1 Bears is going to be an absolute bloodbath

>/nfll when Tom Brady does this
Wow. Surgeon. GOAT.
>/nfl/ when Jalen Hurts does this
Embarrassing. Carried. Plonked.

>>150704604
>Le zesty checkdown merchant man
It's time to let go

>>150704604
>>150704643
means nothing if you can't close the game out

>>150704636
Statistically, yes. Top 5 scoring defense last season. The Falcons have been dogshit on defense forever, I shouldn't even have to use stats to prove the Vikings have a better D.
>>150704662
There was no choke, except from the Bears' D. Giving up 21 points in one quarter is amazing.

>>150704668
very true

>>150704506
>He doesn't know about Dak's no trade clause

>>150704639
looks like she found her dead dad's meds

>>150704604
> 268 scrimmage yards and 2 TD with zero turnovers
maybe that isn’t enough to win in today’s nfl?

>>150704664
The bottom feeders fighting for 3rd place
The NFCN is healing

>>150704703
Dak's just looking for the bag at this point, he'll go wherever he can get it

>>150704655
Gives them a sense of validation since it's the big thing in the country. Sad, little creatures

>pretty good receiver
>devastating run blocker
he's already top 10, after one game

>>150704655
Because an overcompensating mutt who hasn't played in almost a decade disrespected their god Trump. They are so fragile that still can't get over it.

If I was a bills fan, I’d be more worried that my defense gave up 40 points

>>150704675
They were going to close out the game before an erroneous holding call was inexplicably called on this play.

>>150704693
>Top 5 scoring defense
The post was bragging about Caleb williams yards.
Vikings had the 28th worst pass defense in the NFL last year.

>>150704675
Bears would not have given up 27 points in the first place if they had Edwards, Jaylon and Kyler on the field. I'm not worried about Caleb's clutch ability, he's had GWDs at freezing cold Lambeau already, but his operation of the snap count and inconsistency with reads/accuracy has been the problem.

>>150702791
>Speedran the rookie QB experience in one game

So, /nfl/, will you RIDE THE FLOAT?

>>150704718
Hnnnnnnng
>>150704731
He did look awesome. After his 2nd catch I was like, "Evan Who?"
Would have liked to have seen him go downfield and hunt another guy after knocking that one dude out of his cleets.

>>150704693
If he doesn't overthrow Moore on that closing drive they win that

HOW CAN HE SLAP??!?!?

Milking the clock for about 3 more hours

>>150704140
Packers looked average against a garbage team.

I jack off to all the NFL AI girls

>>150702931
It's anyone's year (who can beat the rams)

>>150704797
IIRC he was throwing right through a pressing defensive lineman on that play. That's why defensive pressure is so important.

>>150704788
>C'MON RIDE THE FLOAT
>HEY RIDE IT

C'MON RIDE THE FLOAT
>HEY RIDE IT

>>150703402
Because most of the time HC's and GM's jobs are often tied directly to those high QB picks and since they are usually on borrowed time if they're picking that early they throw the kid out there hoping he'll pull of a miracle so they can keep their jobs. What do they care if the kid is better off sitting for a year if they're going to be gone. It's desperation enabled by shitty ownership.

>>150704799
The NFL artificially inflated the Chiefs for years so all of us marks can bond over their weekly humiliation ritual. Professional wrestling at its finest.

>>150704832
The Jaguars and Raiders ones are the hottest

Oh, my QB?
Way cuter than yours.

>>150704788
the most dystopian thing I have seen since 2020

>>150703554
PFF is a joke. They don't know the blocking assignments and are purely guessing.

2024 QB draft class far too early prediction
>ELITE, future owl winner
Jayden Daniels
JJ Mccarthy
>Very good, semi regular pro bowl QB, possible owl appearance
Michael Penix Jr
>5-10 year franchise QB, multiple playoff appearances and a 1+ playoff wins
Drake Maye
Bo Nix
>career backup
Caleb Williams
Spencer Rattler

>>150702957
>go from working for a cracked out junkie to working for a overcompensating gurl boss
Steichen might quit midgame this season

>>150704819
Not a single part of that is goal post moving. The anon was bragging about Caleb williams yardage. He had 210 passing yards on a Vikings defense that gave up 262 passing yards on average a game last year ranked 28th.

Not a single thing about that is redeeming.

>>150704884
>The west has fallen. Billions must ride

>>150704881
Oh yeah?

>>150704891
My boy Spencer... he just needs more time

>>150704788
>>150704847
>>150704884
For me it's THE CHAMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-OaYbsANUE

>>150704891
>futre super bowl winners
>jj mccarthy
>vikings
>ever winning a super bowl
kek

>>150704140
Lol unstoppable

>>150704921
>The anon was bragging about Caleb williams yardage
No it was about Completion % & YPA. Nice try tho, faggot

>>150704947
Don’t say thaaaat! :(

>>150704906
If she's an overcompensating jackass who just pretends to do shit like Jed York things will be fine. If she wants to actually get involved like Jerry Jones there will be trouble.

>>150704140
It's week 1 nigga.

>>150704947
nowhere in that post does he say or even imply the Vikings win a super bowl

>>150704891
McCarthy looked bad. I'd put him in the Maye/Nix group.

>>150704966
caleb has 268 scrimmage yards and 2 TD with zero turnovers against a good defense
>this somehow means he's a cooked bust who needs immediately traded

No I'm pretty sure they were bragging about his total yardage and two touchdowns.

>>150704886
Been saying this for years. They have no way of actually knowing the individual assignments so wtf are they “””grading”””?

>>150705023
Aura

>>150703072
>chocolate barbeque
Is this one of those "cookouts" I keep hearing about?

People not keeping the ravens as 1 on their tier list is the biggest trap ever. Bills made it out on multiple flukes and then you have people putting the hecking packers above the ravens.

>>150704993
He looked elite in the 2nd half

>>150705023
Trade secret ragebaiting algorithm

>>150704993
He looked elite in the 4th quarter, so elite that his overall stat spread is actually a good overall game lol.
He also did something that only the top 5ish QBs in the nfl can do, which is overcome a double digit deficit and a pick 6, turn around and play out of his mind. That's the kind of thing you really only see truly elite QBs do.

Tom Brady could unretire and be a top 5 QB tomorrow

>>150704891
I can see a Nix vs Daniels bowl down the road

>>150705001
Look here dumbass, you've been replying to a chain that goes back to my post
>>150704966
>>150704921
>>150704819
>>150704757
>>150704693
>>150704636
>>150704590
At no point did this reply chain intersect with this discussion:
>>150704604
>caleb has 268 scrimmage yards and 2 TD with zero turnovers against a good defense
>this somehow means he's a cooked bust who needs immediately traded

both the ravens and bills giving up 40 and 4- showed why even if they were to get to the Super Bowl whatever nfc team they face is going to absolutely blow them out

>>150705051
Wrong

JJ McCarthy and Caleb Williams outplayed Joe Burrow

>>150705081
Hey dude! The Stupid store called!
And they’re all out of YOU!

>>150705051
>bears defense

>>150705051
>>150705060
I still wasn't that impressed. Against a team not as hopeless as the Bears he loses that game by a lot.

>>150704973
>week 1 isn't relevant
Strange take

>>150705062
Tom has seriously cut back on the training since he retired. He would still be a top 15 qb, but age has definitely gotten to him.

>>150705096
True and with less offensive spending

is there mahomes mountain today

>>150705080
Unfortunately the only competent offense in the NFC is the Eagles so we’ll have to see how they do down the stretch

>>150705132
soon

>>150704550
Agrees with my biggest takeaway from that game, which was that they should not have ran so much 12 personnel. Also, AJ Brown was definitely still injured.

>>150705106
Next week he'll probably have Darrisaw back, and by week 4 he'll have Addison back.
Eventually how he looked in the 4th quarter will become the norm

>>150705132
BUY AN AD, WRIGHT!
FUCK OUTTA HERE!

>>150705132
finna deposit it in the toilet in a few

All that and the Bears still would've tied the game if they didn't have a midget Mexican kicker.

>Caleb Williams is unironically a starting QB in the NFL
>black QBs
>gay QBs

>>150705102
If you think that was elite then you dont know ball. Dude barely beat the bears

>>150704345
>4 times in a row
Bruh I thought it was just once

>>150705108
Yeah, it isn't when talking about the quality of a team going forward. The league will look completely different by week 10. Teams that looks like SB contenders will fall off. Teams that looked cooked will be making runs. You always take week 1 with a grain of salt when talking about who's it and how isn't. After week 3 is when the picture actually begins to take shape.

Do the Browns have the best defense in the AFCN?

>>150705167
Worry about the Chiefs going 0-2 loser

>>150705167
Nah that’s you. Failing to see the intangibles.

Phinsbros it's genuinely 100% over. I will be dedicating the rest of the season to posting pornography in game threads.

>>150705192
Yes, barely. They're going to have to create so many turnovers that they also play offense

>>150705195
What intangibles? Literally just throw it up to JJ/Hockinson every play with your genius playcaller

>>150705218
This anon doesn’t know ball and (his) QB doesn’t have that dawg in him.

No suspension for Jalen Carter

>>150705218
JJ is a leader of men and has the mentality that only elite QBs have

>>150705237
>>150705253
Eagles players are scum

>>150705237
>>150705253
I literally called it >>150625103

>>150705253
He's looking forward to spitting in Mahomes's mouth

>>150703666
its Tua vs RW for the worst veteran QB in the NFL this year

>>150705237
>>150705253
I think it's fair. There's not really a precedent for a multi game suspension for spitting on someone in the NFL. Anything he does going forward will be more scrutinized because of this too. Only people who will say this is unfair are Chiefs fans

>>150705251
>>150705269
>muh leader of men
>muh cool huddle lines
His ceiling is Jameis Winston, minus the big plays because he doesn't have the traits.

>>150705269
JJ is basicallly the opposite of all that from what i can tell so far, but what do you expect, he's 22. Nobody respects 22 year olds, they are still little kids

>>150705315
so mad

Apparently Jayden Daniels is 1/8th Japanese.

Is he the first Japanese NFL player?

>>150705237
WATCH OUT MUTT

>>150703647
Looks like a homosexual crime demon

>>150705315
Packers D is going to creampie his bussy

>>150705315
His ceiling is Tom Brady with Elway's arm and Mahomes legs.

>>150705274
Mutt's next, enjoy being 0-2

>>150705335
What is Kyler? Korean?
I’d still give the edge to Kyler as the best Asian QB ever so far with how long he’s been playing, but Jayden is well on his way.

Truly a Bearsian performance. It really had it all.

>>150705330
>everyone says how impressed they are by his mental traits
>stays calm and poised to make a double digit 4th quarter comeback
>psyches up his team for said comeback
>"errrrrm from an outside perspective Im not impressed"

if mahomes is on top of mahomes mountain I'm never watching again

>>150705377
Why did you assume im a fan of the queefs? Just because someone justifiably trashes the eaglets doesnt mean they like mutthomes

>>150705181
That's asinine. Week 1 of 2024 was pretty indicative of the final team qualities for 2024. Of course 1 single data point doesn't mean everything, that's why it is combined with their quality last year and their offseason.

>>150705284
You and everyone else. No one expected an additional suspension.

>>150705430
We AI nao!

>>150705330
Are you a 38 yo woman? Because you sound like one

>>150705237
>commit assault
>slap on wrist
Never change NFL. At least Myles Garrett got a 6 game suspension for assault with a weapon. This should be two or three games for assault with AIDS

>>150705218
Based retard

>>150705540
seethe cowcuck

MAHOMES STILL ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA JOSH ALLEN BTFOOOOOO

>>150705540
>>150625103
>>150705274

kek spics are SEETHING

hahahahaha
HAHAHAHA

that's it I'm done

>>150705582
Bakey makes em shakey

OH NO NO NO JOSH SISSIES OUR RESPONSE????

Does he know ball?

>>150705253
BS, ejection=/suspension

>>150705551
Yeah I just watched it. It was incredibly sad and disturbing.

>>150705607
Thankfully he did it before even playing a snap. Or maybe it was one snap

>the Bears have had 3 legitimate swings at drafting a QB within a 7 year period
>all are flops
Classic Burrs

>>150705330
>multiple teammates say jj's speech encouraged them
>they come back and win
>UM ALSHULLY I KNOW BETTER
(You) talk like a woman.

>>150705582
>>150705600
>breaking the pyramid just to have Mahomes and Allen in a higher tier than Lamar

Of course

>>150702755 (OP)
I hope this faggot dies on the field from getting his neck broken

>>150705618
yeah :(

>>150705649
This is a safe space. Bigots out!

>>150705627
Almost as if it's an organizational issue.

>>150705654
lol

>>150705600
Who cares

>>150705600
The only thing he knows is the taste of Lebron's dick.

>>150705706
I care

>>150705551
>>150705618
>instantly nuked


Still in the archives if someone missed. Dude is fucking demented poor girl. Never EVER relax

The Bears love missing out on generational QBs

>>150705237
>>150705253
0-2

Caleb Williams likes his men how he likes his football.
the sack is his favorite part

>>150705764
For me it's the belief that the bears have drafted generational qbs in the past and completely ruined them so you think they only draft bad qbs.

>>150705807
kek

>>150705551
QRD?

>>150705811
>Kyle Orton becomes spiritually generational with Broncos and Bills
>Jay Cutler becomes the early 2010s KWAB
You're onto something anon

>>150705253
TYBGoodell

Caleb Williams likes his men how he likes his footballs. Brown, full size and in his butt

The league hates the chiefs its pretty obvious

How can an ejection count as a game suspension

>>150705888
How are you gonna put a football in your butt?

Caleb has a white twink bf tho
Rumor has it its Michael Sam's AIDS-ridden ex kek

>>150705909
Eject my semen from your bussy

>>150705918
Oh shit how'd you know that I'm Caleb?

I quit nicotine last night at 10pm CT, I am craving it so fucking badly and my head is pounding. When does this get better?

Also those anti-smoking ads are fucking gay and I’m honestly embarrassed I’m even quitting. I just have to get on my own health insurance

>>150705974
Get your own bussy

what went wrong with brycey boy?

>>150705839
Some guy slashed some girls throat in a bus. Very sad :(

>>150705994
still better than Kenny Pickett

>Bryce Young #1 2023
>Caleb Williams #1 2024
Cam Ward is cooked isn't he?

>>150705974
use the patch

t. took me like 30 tries to finally quit for good

>>150705839
Americans are demented

>>150705994
Genetics

>>150706023
holy shit those are like 30 dollars? I’ll just go cold turkey, no thanks.

I quit vaping a few years ago and that was honestly worse with all of the others chemicals like ammonia.

>>150705994
Being a manlet twink in one of the most violent and physical jobs in the world is a recipe for disaster. Honestly I’m impressed that Kyler manages to be even mediocre

>>150706035
We learned it from you, dad. Just trying to make you proud after mom made you cut your balls off.

>>150706113
rate their cheer uniforms

>>150706113
Caleb's harem grows kek
My Packies would never

>>150705974
Snuff. The most based and original way to consume tobacco

>>150706078
Patch works great. Personally I just smoke 4-6 ciggies a day and vape the rest of the time. If you're not retarded vaping is a lot safer than smoking, it's the only thing keeping me from chiefing two packs a day minimum.

>>150706147
Middle one is Gayleb's Philly fuck

>>150706018
'Fraid so

>>150706035
Hell yeah we are, I don't even know what you guys are talking about but we're fucking psychos and don't value the lives of strangers at all. It's pretty bad ass.

>>150706147
Somehow that buck is less zesty than gayleb even though he clearly loves penis

>>150706147
Resident uphill gardeners

>>150706147
way too much clothing

they should at least be in booty shorts

>>150706222
This, go lions

>>150702755 (OP)
>>150702795
You know, maybe coming dead last in the division and bottom 5 in the NFL overall is really what Miami needs in the long run. They've been stuck in a loop of playing just good enough to not get high draft capital for too long now and this might be what finally breaks the cycle. This might just be the season that the organization finally goes scorched Earth and fires everyone, gets some high draft picks, rebuilds the team, and get someone with a pair of balls between their legs and a brain between their ears to run things. As for me, maybe I'll peek over the fence and see what the Jags or Bucs have going on this time around, ultimately how they play tomorrow against the Pats will tell, because there's no shot in hell they win in Buffalo Thursday, and their schedule only gets harder as we go. But if this is how they play with their jobs already on the line, I'm not holding my breath any more.

This sea mammal has to come up for air.

>>150702933
His accuracy issues are the biggest problem but this is a close second. Even if he was legitimately good at being a QB he’s such a faggot players won’t respect him. You’re the leader by default as a QB. Players won’t respect such a zesty QB.

>>150706222
This, Go Bearies!

>>150705974
I went to the hospital early last year (drove myself from work was feeling completely fucked) went to the after hours, had a consultation with a doctor, heart rate was spiking, was put into a bed, had an EKG (everything fine) they took some blood samples to check for infection then gave me a prescription for 2 things to take to the pharmacy and I paid $0 kek

I forget how based New Zealand is sometimes

i am once again asking if any anons want to meet up for this

>>150706147
>those voices
I'd let them hang out alone with my daughter.
https://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/video/alex
https://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/video/dalton-2025-cheer
https://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/video/james-2025-cheer

>>150706312
>anon's fuck and suck
Nah bro

>>150706113
>>150706147
My fucking sides it keeps getting better

Found Caleb's actual unironic boyfriend

>>150706337
there will be plenty of hot wives there

>>150706147
The white dude on the far right is a straight dude pretending to be gay. My gaydar doesn’t go off for him at all.

>>150706184
It should be legal to shoot people in the streets if they even mildly inconvenience you, and every state that has faggot gun laws should have all federal funding withheld until they're no longer on the books. Various organizations should be waco'd. We're not nearly based enough yet. Florida making all jabs optional for kids is a decent start though.

Next step is making weed federally legal but taxing the unholy fuck out of it and putting people in jail for untaxed weed possession so the cops still have something to do and broke 'iggers can't smoke it all day doing nothing. After that, a fat tax, but you can have it waived if you sign a DNR.

>>150706314
>https://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/video/alex
A gay Asian with a degree in holocaust history? That's a new one

>>150705051
>he looked elite when the bears defense was constantly on the field because gayleb cant make easy throws and kept going 3 n out

>>150706381
That's the adult version of "hey kid I got candy in this van"

Reminder that J.J. McCarthy covers his face in eye black and pretends he's a negro to get into the football mindset. This is actually a thing that he unironically admitted to in real life.

>>150706294
Zest could be respected if he was the alpha zestbuck. But the skill just isn't there and he crumbles under pressure. If he had enough balls to be a mean bitch it could work. It works for OBJ and that buck is sweet as a sugar plum.

>>150706403
They prefer to be call Gaysians, I'm serious

>>150706312
I would violently rape every namefag present. That would be the only reason I would show up.

lol Nick Wright's official position is Mahomes is still le greatest but the Chiefs aren't that good.

>>150706444
>paints his face black
>throws a pick 6
Well well well

>>150706303
Must be nice. Free healthcare wouldn't work here because everyone is a fat fuck

>>150703464
Defense is going to hard carry like solo PA in DotA. With Moody gone the sky is the limit now. Imagine this image as Brock instead of Jimmy now

>>150705411
>>150705477
>>150705647
You guys sound like 14 year old girls crushing on a shitty 22 year old QB who has been 75% total garbage/25% good in his NFL career so far

>>150706505
That's what the fat tax is for. Don't wanna pay it? Sign a DNR that can't be rescinded until you're a healthy weight again. That way lardasses can be as fat as they want and still get medical care, but when they die, it's over. Would easily subsidize healthcare twice over.

>>150703520
And there it is

New

>>150706550

>>150706550

>>150706550

>>150706303
Didn't Jacinda Arden throw you goofys into concentration camps LOL?

>>150706541
>ask what his intangibles are
>get given his intangibles
>say you don't see it
>get shown evidence
>proceed to cry

>>150703814
> They could've gone a lot harder too if Harbs didn’t pull the gas so early in both halves.
This is their problem though. Either Harbaugh gets too cute with shit and they lose, or Lamar shits down his leg and chokes. I expect them to win 13-14 games and lose in the divisional

>>150703000
>actual good team
You serious?

>>150703547
Who is that?

>>150703246
It's certainly schizophrenic enough here for it

>>150706113
>>150706147
Who cares

>>150703666
Of course, he's a future HoFer after all.

>>150704590
He sucked more cocks too

>>150706312
like the Chiefs, Nick is 0-1 for getting his live KC shows shot up and I hate power and light . sorry anon, post some pics if you go though