>oh my gosh your car is so cute
>big trunk? I like that ;)
>can I take a selfie in it?
>honk if you're horny *honks* haha
>would you still ask me to fix it if I was a worm?

Last time I ever take my car to Caleb Williams Auto Shop fucking hell

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>be me
>driving to the mechanic one day
>it's Caleb Williams
>he asks me if I watch his games
>tell him I'm not really into the sport
>he promises to fix my car for half price if I watch a Bears game
>tell him okay
>not really enthusiastic about the whole thing but whatever save some money
>Bears lose to Commanders on last second hail Mary
>damn this is kind of kino
>go back to the mechanics a few days later
>cars still broken
>Caleb crying about "needing more time"
>apparently he "doesn't have the tools" to fix my car right now
>still charges me full quote price
>have to have my car towed home
>at least I like NFL now I guess

Not really an exciting story but there you are now you know my origin