Thread 150257672

>>150257672 (OP) >>150257672 (OP)
More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating
>>150257672 (OP) >>150257672 (OP)

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

>better than /nfl/ which is monitored nearly 24/7 by bitchknees, a poltard janitor who baits people into offtopic and then gets them banned. xe also posts tons of porn in the thread, but gets away with it because of janitor status
is it true? you have a full time glowie?

>>150260734
>>150260698
imagine being brown

>>150260698
There's literally only 1 thing Brady was better at during this age yet almost nobody knows it.

>>150260698
This is only gonna age worse and worse for the faggot on the right as Brady gets to play in the soft 10s and the Mutt can't stat pad in the regular season anymore

I miss this era so goddamn bad
https://youtu.be/GqSzQig4fos

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>>150262672
And if you added in playoff stats the gap between Mahomes and everyone else becomes ridiculous.

Black people licky licky my bum bum lol

>we got our hands on some balls, we didn't finish on them but we were there and we were sticky
Dan Campbell in the post game presser

>Panthers 2nd round draft pick Nic Scourton suffered a COLLAPSED LUNG at practice on Thursday
How the FUCK does that happen?

Word out of camp is that Mahomes’ logs are snaking out of the bowl. League better be on alert.

>>150262709
Lamonica confirmed better than Brady

>>150262824
A collapsed lung sounds worse than it actually is and isn't usually fatal. Gronk suffered one a decade or so ago and only missed a game or two

>>150262840
>AFL
That doesn't count. He only played against half the league. An AFL championship is equivalent to today's conference championship title.

>>150262824
Noooo not /myguy/ FUCK. I think collapsed lungs are normally from broken ribs piercing the lung aren't they? I remember that's what happened to Romo ages ago

>>150262907
I know but how the hell do you do that as a LB in practice?

You Brady vs Mahomes fags are going to look real silly in 2050 when Tyrese Quantavion “Young” Quintus Jackson III is sitting pretty with his 15th consecutive ring and nobody gives a fuck about those two dinosaur frauds anymore.

I went to take a very large dump and missed Gabriel's pick six

>>150262672
That means Mahomes would have to retire for 3 years just for Brady to TIE him.

>>150262931
He probably the ground hard or something if I had to guess

I've seen enough. Start Brosmer

Mac Jones runs like a limp hen

>>150262932
>15th consecutive ring
If in 10 years there's a QB who wins 8 rings in a row nobody is going to care. They're going to argue he took advantage of a soft era. Brady and Mahomes allowing their peers to occasionally win only boosted their own legacy since it gave them wins against championship caliber opponents.

>>150262932
Bold of you to assume quarterback will still be the most important position once eighthback takes over

>>150262975
Bo Nix is the same player as Mac Jones and will be exposed once he gets taped.

>>150262976
>allowing their peers to occasionally win
Don't mention that the chiefs threw LIX anon, jannysknee will melty and nuke the thread

Reminder that the kiwibitch got mugged and was sent to the hospital.

>>150263015
kek you don't know ball. Very plonked

>>150263024
t. Rabi sucked his dick and gave him HPV

>>150263024
>Reminder that the kiwibitch got mugged
wtf is this real?
>>150263049
someone needs to make this logo but with the words TAPED

>it's another Kevin the kike spends another general obsessing over the Kiwi

Lol plonked dick

>>150263074
>>150263024

>>150263084
Can you not post that image, I don't want to spend the next 2 hours jerking off

>>150262945
I jumped off a trampoline once and fell right on my ribs and nothing happened to me
He's soft

Might go to the Jets-Broncos game in London lads.

150263084
Bro likes them plonked on his face so he can't see

Post the brown hand majomesfag

>>150263126
what's your team?

>gauntlet schedie
>saving crashee suspension for the offs
>"let them hit your qb in the head or else it's rigged"
>nepo hire receivers coach still employed
>matt fagy still employed
>another rookie lt
this is the year the streak ends, isn't it lads

>>150263146
Idk what my Eagles have to do with this

Jeantys so bad lol

Will I regret ordering Little Ceases? I'm so broke

>>150263153
You forgot
>refs still in your side as long as Kelce keeps fucking Taylor Swift

>>150263163
>midmajorbaby gets exposed in the pros
first time?

>>150263171
Why not just have some rice and beans?
Tasty, cheap

>>150263153
Chiefs will be fine. 10-7 is basically your worst case scenario with Mahomes and that defence

>>150263153
>this is the year the streak ends, isn't it lads
All things come to an end. Even the most dellusional Chiefs fan didn't expect it to go on forever. Chiefs will be back in 2027 after they rebuild in 2026.

>>150263211
You know ball sar

>>150263163
yep all his shit was brute force stuff that won't work in the nfl

>>150263181
3 of >our 4 rangz came before swifties and the chiefs hold the record for most flags against a team in one half of an owl, nice b8 tho. Bradberry held Juju btw

>>150263247
>counting the ring from the 60s
Lmao

>>150263084
>wtf is this real?
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

Jack Bech looks slow and alligator arms why the fuck did the Raiders spend a 2nd round pick on him? Was it just because his brother got plonked?

>>150263181
>>"let them hit your qb in the head or else it's rigged"
I guess an inb4 doesn't actually prevent retarded responses

>>150260822
>/pol/tard
that faggot wishes. All the tripfags are discord trannies who talk amongst themselves and work together to make these threads worse.

>>150263153
>let them hit your QB in the head
That gets flagged 9 out of 10 times and the 1 time it gets missed it because the refs somehow didn't see it

>>150263153
>>150263211
>>150263236
>Chiefs defense is worse after they lost Justin Reid
>Chiefs added an LT but lost an elite G so it's the same shitshow from 2024. Kingsley cost them a ring in 2024 and will make them lose again in 2025.
>League is timing Rashee's suspension for the playoffs so that they lose to the Bills
>Hollywood Brown can't even make it out of training camp without getting injured so it'll be Kelce and Worthy again (read: a shitshow)
>Matt Nagy is still the OC
>Eagles players are young and will be better.
It would unironically be better for Chiefs fans if Mahomes gets a season ending injury and they get a high draft pick.

>>150263310
The refs didn't see Carter shove his face mask into his windpipe? Let's not pretend that wasn't celebrated as a "make up call" for the "controversial game changing" calls from the divisional against the Texans.

>>150263194
>rice and beans
>t.Juan

>>150260734
he doesnt even know you exist you sperg

>>150263373
That's not my name. I am not of Latin origin. My ancestors came form Greece, Germany, England, and Wales.

>>150263261
If your argument is that only salary cap era rings should count I'll humor that. If it's anything else this is very low IQ viqueens cope

>>150263372
Post the full .gif of it. I'll wait

>>150263187
I called it last year that he'd bust but I like reminding those who argued he'd be good he cant even thrash the niners with zero d linemen on the team

>>150260734
>>150263396
I just sent this to him. Now we wait

>>150263427
>post the entire game from start to finish in 4k 60fps or else I won't accept reality
You do this in every thread and you only look more retarded the more you do it. Picrel is a personal foul that didn't get called. At least stick to the "he deserved it and it didn't change the score" refpigeon cope instead of being intentionally retarded

>>150263373
Beans are based

My package didn't arrive today. Arthur Smith and FedEx are faggots

>>150263489
Lmao

>>150263531
I once met a Lebanese guy who actually ate like this. A vikings fan, of course

I am feeling high on Mukuba
I didn't really notice Bennett on the field but it's better than noticing him because he got toasted
hoping at least one of those CBs can be starting quality
Ojulari did some good on the pass rush so not as worried about the EDGE
DTR and McCoy are having a friendly competition to see who can spill their spaghetti harder, I hope we keep McKee for awhile

>>150263511
You post the exact same picture every single time lmao

>b-but the Dolphins had one of the worst joint practices!
>Quinn Ewers is a bust!
Apolo-fucking-gize!

If I'm Reid I'm benching my starters in week #2. If you get booty blast three times in a row by a team you can lose the locker room.

Chiefs new guard, Kingsley Suamataia, is struggling against practice squad players. Both him and Josh Simmons won't be ready for the Eagles dline until later in the season once they have more reps.

They have a combined 0 professional games at their new positions, yet we magically think they'll be able ready to play the 2nd best dline in football.

>>150263489
you should really ask him if he encourages that kind of behavior from his fans
hearing Mahomes directly say that it's weird behavior and to chill out might mindbreak him

>>150263430
Based. My favorite was the
>he was hymen snubbed
crowd. He'll still carve up >my chiefies dogshit defense though

>>150263608
Boo hoo lil nigga.

>>150263604
The phins have 0 QBs and no oline its going to be a rough fucking year bro.

I used to watch the NFL, for many years actually when Europe had super cheap redzone. Why should I start watching it again? Is it getting better or worse? Last game I saw in a stadium was over 10 years ago

>>150263592
And you never have a rebuttal. Concession accepted, go pop a fent and stop pretending you're even making an argument in the first place. Everyone knows you're the same schizo who shat up this board for 6 months after bradberry held juju

>prayer circle on the sideline

Holy cringe

>>150263578
I didn't watch the game but I feel bad for Gabriel just based off that pass. That dude in 96 put in almost no effort trying to catch it or tackle Mukuba. What a fat lump of shit

>>150263671
>no rebuttal
Reread my first post again because I asked for a full clip of that face mask but only posted a picture

>>150263396
>>150263489
>>150263553
>>150263609
The majority of times I just make that post and leave the thread. What's not normal is brady dick riders derailing /nfl/ general with childish GOAT debates. I do not mention Brady in that post so not sure why it triggers them. But if they start a GOAT debate I will oblige. I like winning debates and Mahomes makes it easy mode.

>>150263660
>no QB
did I stutter?

>>150263696
>tfw I won't be able to upset my wife Temujin with this image anymore

>>150262976
Brady lost to the inferior Manning
Twice

>>150263729
jesus christ dude

>>150263608
if the Chiefs win week 2 you will 100% act like you had faith in them the entire time

>>150263578
Why even throw that? Contain is lost, he's got space to get to the sideline and pick up a few with his legs, and it's first down. Faggots itt will dogpile Shedeur for ALMOST taking a sack but then make excuses for Gabriel having 0 field vision, 0 situational awareness, and 0 iq to take advantage of his youthful athleticism

>>150263767
He's our resident autost and has been doing this every single thread for the past 4 or 5 months

>>150263729
You are such an autist

>>150263729
Don't worry bro I'll keep him informed for you

>>150263729
Dude you're always here what are you talking about?

>>150263764
Not a brody fan, but really they lost to the G-men D both times

>150263718
>he was hit in the head with no flag and here's proof
>nononono it has to be a 4k 60 fps stream of the entire game or it doesn't count
you have now lost (you) privileges faggot

>>150263767
>>150263796
>>150263797
>>150263808
It's a sports board. There's nothing wrong with talking about your team. What's not normal is obsessing over other anon's team. I don't talk about your irrelevant franchise, so do me a favor and don't mention mine. This thread is the webm spammer talking about my team, yet you guys say nothing to him. Why is that?

>>150263808
kek
Captcha: GAYYDG

>>150263829
>Brady couldn't score 2 TDs and a FG with at the time the best offense ever
Lol
Lmao

>>150263787
He does this every year and that's why I enjoy roundhouse kicking him off of the bandwagon every offseason

Aidan O Connell might be the worst backup QB in the league. It's gotta be either him or Sam Howell

>>150262892
dallas chan is looking older these days

>>150263840
>It's a sports board. There's nothing wrong with talking about your team.

>Nooooo stop talking about my precious Mahomes!!

>>150263840
You're digging the autistic hole deeper, here

>>150263870
Wrong post retard moment
>>150263769

>>150263880
Andy Dalton's been lookin like shit out there lately

Elite QB WR and RB and otherwise slightly below average team and coaching

Vs.

Competent QB and O line with Elite coaching and otherwise slightly below average team.

Which is winning more often?

>>150263840
You were just bitching about Brady being brought up in your previous post though

>>150263889
>my poverty franchise is so bad I refuse to talk about it and instead obsess over relevant teams
Sad.

>>150263840
you don't talk about your team you talk about Mahomes and are glad to throw his entire team under the bus trying to fight for Mahomes' honor
>yet you guys say nothing to him. Why is that?
easy, you're more annoying
scratch that, you're the MOST annoying

Statmutt just find a new team to root for already >we don't want you

>>150263910
QB is all that matters anymore

>>150263696
nice

>>150263910
Probably depends on the defense :^)

>>150263531
>Beans are based
INDEED they are

>>150263946
I saw the Seattle Green Bay score and was confused for a second when I saw the Chiefs and Broncos on the field

>>150263696
Alright, I apologize. Grown men should admit when they're wrong

>>150263840
>What's not normal is obsessing over other anon's tea
What's not normal is making the exact same posts multiple times a day seven days a week for MONTHS
This isn't about being on or off topic, idk why you keep defaulting to that argument like you're in court. This is about you being an obsessed literal autist. This is 100% autism and I mean that non-pejoratively

>>150263915
I always talk about mine. I talk about every team. Stop being a cry baby

>>150263910
Not exactly the same, but in a similar spirit, I'd take a team with elite trenches over a team with elite skill position players (assuming the trenches team doesn't have a complete shitter at QB).

>>150263920
The majority of Chiefs related post on here is from me. You guys only focus on the ones I make about Mahomes. I throw any Chiefs player under the bus who isn't performing. You never hear me say anything bad about Butker for instance since he's not an issue. If a day comes when Mahomes starts being a problem I will mention it but as of right now he's #1 in EVERYTHING so saying anything bad about him would be moronic. What point of most TDs, yards, wins, MVPs, and rings at age 29 do you not comprehend?

>>150263531
beans and sauerkraut are two foods I want to like but just can't bring myself to enjoy eating them

>>150263971
Looking good m8

>>150263808
Tell him that they need to touch on the ketchup thing more in the state farm commercials. Then they can bring in Will Levis to represent mayonnaise and another line of insurance they offer other than home and auto. Then they need to find a player to represent mustard(maybe Josh Allen cause they cant say he puts a lot of mustard in his throws) and do the same thing with. Then at the end Andy Reid will come in a say I'd take all that on a burger.

>>150263910
>Elite QB WR and RB and otherwise slightly below average team and coaching
Roethlisberger Steelers 2014-2017

Vs.

>Competent QB and O line with Elite coaching and otherwise slightly below average team.
Alex Smith Chiefs 2014-2017

From memory the Steelers beat them most of the time and definitely beat them in the playoffs in 2016

>>150263971
>tomato based

dogwater

I agree beans are based

After a very short moment of thought, these are my top Wide Receivers in the NFL:

Justin Jefferson > Jamarr Chase > AJ Brown > CeeDee > Nico Collins > Tyreek> Devonta Smith > Amon-Ra St. Brown > Malik Nabers > Brian Thomas Jr.

>>150263979
Back in my day you had to watch the game to know the score

More like CRAP Jones

>>150264026
>You guys only focus on the ones I make about Mahomes.
because they are the most annoying posts
>at age 29
case in point

>>150263531
>>150263557
there's nothing wrong with this
this is how men were meant to eat

>>150264064
I actually forgot that they used to display the score in the top of the screen

>>150264060
Why does this ugly whore who knows nothing about fewbah get posted here so often? Are all the samefags in a discord server jacking off to cartoons all day or something?

>>150263988
Anons keep making the same arguments thus I regurgitate similar responses. Come up with a new angle of attack and it would force me to come up with a new counter. Or even better, just keep my player's name out of your mouth and we do not have to talk about them.

>>150263531
I eat red/white beans and rice all the time.

Is Drake Maye going to be the best QB in that draft?

>>150264092
It would pop up around commercial breaks or after scoring plays. The hud taking up half the screen is the most soulless part of modern broadcast

Patty got em seethin

>>150264113
No black beans??

>>150264060
>Justin Jefferson
DPIbaby

>>150264106
she is the most attractive female that foobaw media has so naturally they all gravitate to her

>>150264109
>thus I regurgitate similar responses
I'd ask why, but you'd tell me that you feel you have to. And it's that feeling of needing to which is genuinely autism. You can simply not reply

shitdoors won

>>150264126
The best at being a bust

>>150263734
Yes, apparently you did. He's a retard who panics easily.

wwyd in this situation?

>>150263840
>t. seething chiefslet that didn't watch football before mahomes because he was too young to comprehend the images on tv.

>>150264182
>chargers games are so dead they have to stage a fake proposal
sad

>>150264182
...is this a bit?

>>150264073
>>at age 29
I beat these guys so badly in debates they will jump on anything I say. Had I not had "at age 29" there would have been a Brady fanboy responding with "um actually, Brady has more rings!".
I'm forced to append that to every post to stop dumb responses like that. I mean, I could link to the archive and show you hundreds of examples of what happens when I don't include "at age 29". You'd be surprised.

49ers really spent a 3rd round pick on Moody kek plonked

>>150264182
I've seen better acting in a brothel

>>150264236
How'd you start watching football?

>>150264206
Surprised it's not the same asian lady

>>150264182
>nfl teams are now resorting to snl tier skits for any attention
wew

>>150264182
Totally real

>>150264259
>that hairline

>>150264060
For me it's:
1. Ja'Marr Chase
2. AJ Brown
3. Nico Collins
4. Puka Nacua
5. Justin Jefferson
6. Mike Evans
7. Tyreek Hill
8. Amon Ra St. Brown
9. Malik Nabers
10. Chris Godwin
11. Terry McLaurin
12. CD Lamb
13. Devonta Smith
14. Tee Higgins
15. Brian Thomas Jr

>>150264259
manliest california sports fan

>>150264272
She's high test, her children are destined to be Samurai.

>>150264259
>>150264182
why is it a 100k fine and dock of draft picks to pump crowd noise but teams are allowed to astroturf support in the crowd?

>>150264182
Staged

>>150264133
Yup I do remember that, I miss the old layout

>>150264211
Are you implying that Rams and Chargers have paid actors as fans?
How dare you!

>>150264258
My 1st thought was "this looks like a scene in one of those cringe comedy shows all those shitters from SNL are on"

>>150264275
>2. AJ Brown
>3. Nico Collins
>4. Puka Nacua
>better than Justin Jefferson
Jesus fucking Christ

>>150264317
cope

>>150264160
She's not even top 10 anon, cbs sports hq has multiple literal whores who actually know ball. Stop watching tranime

>>150264310
Do she know people can see her panties?

>>150264344
Lol

>>150264249
>be me
>driving to the mechanic one day
>it's Caleb Williams
>he asks me if I watch his games
>tell him I'm not really into the sport
>he promises to fix my car for half price if I watch a Bears game
>tell him okay
>not really enthusiastic about the whole thing but whatever save some money
>Bears lose to Commanders on last second hail Mary
>damn this is kind of kino
>go back to the mechanics a few days later
>cars still broken
>Caleb crying about "needing more time"
>apparently he "doesn't have the tools" to fix my car right now
>still charges me full quote price
>have to have my car towed home
>at least I like NFL now I guess

Not really an exciting story but there you are now you know my origin

>>150263881
She's still got it

>>150264344
pussey

>>150263729
Post brown hand

>>150264328
I'll cope by having eyes and a functioning brain

>>150264234
that's probably because rings are one of the most important stat and it's pointless to compare a QB with 8 seasons vs one with 15+ even if you break it down to who did what by when such as you like to do
maybe wait until Mahomeboy retires before you go around comparing him to anybody but his contemporaries

>>150264133
>watching game on a holiday
>random extended family member walks into the room
>"hey anon, what's the score?"
>they leave after 30 seconds
>repeat every 2-3 minutes for the duration of the game

>>150264317
Yes.

>>150264166
This isn't rocket science. There's only so many ways you can argue X player is better than Y. There's a finite amount of responses you can have and because that anon keeps instigating GOAT debates we've run through them all several hundred times in the last 3 years.

>>150264337
based jaclyn enjoyer

>>150264413
You can simply not respond

>>150264385
>it's pointless to compare a QB with 8 seasons vs one with 15+
Which is what I've been arguing. I only argue Mahomes has the best start which he does. Yet, the Brady fans keep derailing NFL with GOAT debates. It's futile to have that talk until Mahomes retires.

>>150263840
Look at this bitch, is that you Mahomo?

>>150264397
So what's the score then?

>>150264360
Why the fuck would you trust that guy to fix your car?

>>150264450
>You can simply not respond
And allow Chiefs haters to smear my team? No. They watch NFL and lose to my Chiefs. They come online and lose debates about my Chiefs. They have to embrace being a loser.

>>150264413
>>150264502
Direct them to a new thread to argue in. It's just spam here.

>>150264506
That throw is a fail especially considering his baseball background.

>>150264459
you glanced over the
>even if you break it down to who did what by when
nobody remembers how a QB starts
using it as a goalpost is futile

>>150264526
agreed, Brady fans doing goat debates should be considered offttopic. Brady is no longer a football player. He's a TV broadcaster.

>>150264555
>the NBA can't talk about Jordan vecause he retired over 20 years ago

>>150264385
>goes on schizo rants comparing Mahomes to fucking Michael Jordan and Lebron

>Noooo you can't compare Mahomes to all the QBs that are better than him

KWAB

These new kickoffs are still fucking AIDs plonked dogshit. Fuck Goodell

Can I get a "hell yeah"

>>150264579
Nobody was having jordan vs lebron goat debates when Lebron was in his 7th season. Lebron is practically retired so it's fair to have those talks now.

>>150264555
7>3

>>150264606
>d-doesnt count

>>150264616
Try living in the present. How many rings does Drake Maye have.

Nice play. Hopefully he's the guy.

Our guy is not happy

>>150264602
b-buh muh kick returns

Brady was way better than Mahomes at getting cucked. Mahomes isn't even a top 5 cuck of all time. He could never get cucked like Brady. Tom would even suck the jiu jitsu bvll splooge out of his wife's ran through snatch. That was back when real men knew how to get cucked, not like this soft ass flirting generation. 7 cocks in your wife's holes > 3

>>150264638
>>150264694
lol

>>150264676
he better be because they are running out of options

>>150264737
kek

I got this evil. Deep inside and it wants to get out. It wants some watchin' football money. It wants to buy some jerseys and tell people. I don't play no SHIT! Ya hea- ya feel me? Aint' never been about that! Ain't never been about playing no SHIT! Anyways, go raiders. Can't wait for the season to start.

>>150264737
TDS...

Did colts fans all get their pretzels today?

>>150264787
Winners win, anon. Winners... they win.

Can't stop thingken bout blumpfy

gabriel played better then shedeur against a tougher opponent

>>150264793
>that'll be $38, plus tip

>>150264793
Is that supposed to look like cowshit?

Yawn. So, anyways. Thought we could talk about football today, but bitchknees just decided that xhe wanted to cry off-topic /pol/ bullshit instead.

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB

>>150264808
both qb's suck equally so it's even

>>150264839
where is "all of the above"?

>>150264800
Indeed

>>150264872
Hahahaha kwab

>>150264808
Nigger what he threw a pick six against bench warmers

>>150264839
Does this mean I'm saying fuck temujin or that I want to fuck temujin?

>>150264337
I sports gamble for she

>>150264946
Temujin is a Mexican man.

>>150264868
>>150264910
>>150264946
I deleted my post since the vote is rigged.

>>150264963
>the early edge
Why did they name a sports show after my Sunday morning routine?

>>150264839
>>150264977
Autism anon is the gift that keeps on giving

>fuck pedosknee receives 1 vote
>he nukes the poll
he hates shots to his ego more than he hates >my chiefies

>>150264977
>fuck the mahomes statposter
44.44% (4 votes)
>fuck the webm spammer
11.11% (1 votes)
Uh oh, stinky.

>>150265015
....DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

>>150264963
does anyone watch these random female shows

>>150264817
w-what do you mean it is clearly a horseshoe!

kiwifag spamming on his vpn again

jingle bells
bengals smell
allen laid an egg
the steelers got bounced in the wild card
and the browns were flushed away

>>150264977
KWAB

>>150264934
sheduer had his share of turnover worthy throws too
watch film not box scores

>>150264975
A man with a vagina that I want to penetrate with my penis

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB/results
I bet the 1 vote against me is the same guy who gets triggered by Brady's success.

>>150265077
brown "people"

>>150265096
Only if you count a hair mexican man's asshole a bussy.

>>150265136
Still shocked the Cowboys didn't pick him up to replace Dakota.

>>150264302
ZAMN!!!!!!!!!!

>>150265176
Hey, sexy.

>>150265094
>turnover worthy
>asterisk tuddies
I watched gabrieL take a sack on the first play and sling an egregious pick six. Way worse than alMosT taking a sack and dropping 2 dimes like shedeur. Just admit you've were wrong about sanders and stop embarrassing yourself. I was wrong about him too, it's not that hard to accept

why do vikings fans always think they're going to the superbowl? I'm 36 and every year of my life since I can remember they've been the most delusional fan base. every year they think their team is about to put up the greatest season of all time, even when they have some retard like Christian ponder at qb. is it just because their brains have become frostbitten? at least packers fans wanna commit sudoku when they lose, vikings fans just make excuses and remain unshaken in their delusion. It's not even annoying at this point, i just expect it.

>>150265208
>>150265237
kiwi on his vpn

>>150265260
Heh..... my wife 'ynthia in the genny

>>150265277
>tears his bussy because his faggot qb can't line up a (illegal) block

>>150265278
hell yeah brother

>>150265237
delete this

>>150265289
SCHIZO ALERT

>>150265047
>>150265062
>>150265080
>>150265092
>>150265136
>>150265208
>>150265237
>>150265260
>>150265260
All me

>>150265121
I do.

>>150265313
The most ironic part of Mahomes murdering Rice is that Rashee made a great play to punch the ball out, and Patrick would've been there to recover if he hadn't gone for thqt retarded formless tackle

>>150265356
>>150265356
Chargers vs Rams

>>150264360
cute

>>150265407
MJD looking thick and plump. Definitely mogging ngl

>>150265428
>Chargers vs Rams
>Giants vs Jets
Which is considered the home team?

>>150265532
I dunno

>>150265532
>Chargers vs Rams
Was just about to ask this. When both of those fake teams meet which fairweather fans take over the stadium'

>>150265428
lol no

>>150265260
Is she bogged ?

>>150265077
I have been looking for a speak replacement

>>150265624
JAPs usually are.

>>150265642
>>150265642
>>150265642

My jets

>>150264977
it's okay ai saved the link for you

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB

Who decides who wins?

RETVRN TO TRADITION

WHY IS NOBODY PLAYING STARTERS

>this thread
Football is finally back

Will trade Aiden O'Connell for a OT

>no Jets Giants gamethread
Fitting

>>150265532
>>150265589
>Chargers vs Rams
Rams are the home team, they own the stadium. Chargers are tenants.
>Giants vs Jets
They're both visitors because it's in New Jersey.

BLUE EIGHTY!
BLUE EIGHTY!

OMAHA

>>150265779
DOWN
SET HUT

whats he (not) thinking right now?

I just made homemade macaroni and cheese for the first time. Holy shit, it's so much better than even my mom's recipe.

>>150265077
>>150265103
Mackenzie actually knows ball unlike this jenny's halfling mascot

>>150265779
COVER ZERO
COVER ZERO

rip mcmillan
at least it was a nice catch

>>150265779
>>150265791
REX RYAN REX RYAN

>falling for the fields meme again
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say glenn and the jets are finna boutta be ass this season

Wilson balling the fuck out

RUSS DRAGON

RUSS STILL HAS IT

Jets bros why does God hate us

Jets 2 wins confirmed
RIPBOZO

Giants are the comeback team this year

Giant winning the division

Not watching the game but I said the Giants would be better than people thought this year

>russ throws a long ball against second teamers
jestbros its so over the gnats are winning the owl

>>150265897
and then gets their shit pushed in in the playoffs

How insufferable will New Yorkers be if the Giants are good?

It appears other areas of the country have much hotter local news hosts than my area

>>150265956
We won't have to find out because the Giants aren't good this year. The Jets are just a dumpster fire.

>>150265671
The real question is why did they let Wilson walk

>>150265956
your question implies that New Yorkers aren't insufferable when the Giants are bad

BUCKY
BUCKY
BUCKY

>Fields is such a bad passer they go to a handoff on third and long
lmao

bucky irving is so good bros

>Commies stacked up after an nfccg run
>Russlel returns
>Soys overdue for a scripted divisional run
Post yfw refpigeons finish last in the nfc east

>>150265635
>150265635
have you tried a job, girlfriend, hobbies, etc?

>>150266044
Is Bustin the Jets QB1?

>>150265267
I've never been wrong about anything in my entire life

>>150265664
KWAB

>>150266060
Giants taking the division would be so funny I wouldn't even be mad

>Metlife playing Darude Sandstorm
What year is it?

FOOMBLE

>>150266071
well, their other choices are Brady Cook (rookie from Mizzou), Adrian Martinez (one of the most anti-clutch QBs I've ever seen), and Tyrod Taylor
so it's probably a two-man race between Fields and Taylor, and Taylor's recovering from knee surgery right now.
it's pretty grim

The #49ers OL Dominick Puni is dealing with a PCL injury and will miss a few weeks, according to Kyle Shanahan

Jets have been running the ball every play and the Giants still cannot stop it

>>150266060
>>150266099
Gnats 13-4
Commies 12-5
Cowgirls 10-7
Niggles 8-9

>>150265818
That doesn't make it better.

>>150266181
>few weeks
That's not bad, you'd rather have him miss the start of the season than the end of it

>>150265818
who is that semen demon?

>>150266178
Jesus Christ

>>150266224
Mackenzie Jones from cbs sports hq. She uses her ball knowledge to trick retards into placing idiotic bets for a living

>Rams 2nd string outworking Chargers 1st string
>McVay isnt even coaching the game
Lads I think the chargers will be frauds this year.

>talking heads said the Giants wouldn't be that bad because of their defense
>they get cut up by the Jests
Gnats going 0-17

>>150266265
>hold em to 3 after russie drops a draggie
>???
>gnats BAD
you must get tired of being contrarion and stupid at some point

>>150266274
he's a big guy

>>150266028
this thread turned me on, anyway go eagles

>>150266312
4 U

>giants fans ITT having preseason delusions
im laffin

>>150266312
for (you)

>>150266309
Nice redzone stop against the JETS after they marched downfield. Too bad every other team you face is better
1-16, you'll beat the Cowboys once

>>150266360
>already moving the goalposts
we know it's (you), nigglesfag

has statmutt medevacked yet? I want to post >my chiefettes

>>150266417
she's ugly

>>150266204
women knowing ball is bad? sounds kinda gay anon

>>150266471
>t. faggot

>>150266417
I left after they rigged my poll. You can take it from here. Also this >>150266471

>Emeka Egbuka and Bucky Irving receiving tuddies

WOOOOOOOOO

>>150266496
>t. pajeet amazed by white blonde women existing

>>150266474
no, thinking their opinions are valid and giving them tv shows.
almost as bad as niggerball tv shows

>>150266687
>>>/pol/ is that way faggot

>>150266498
>>150266540
>If you like women you're a streetshitter
>White women le bad
Nice try anon. It's 2025, just come out of the closet and go back to your nigger dick d*scord chat instead of getting angry about cheerleaders and commentatettes

>>150266687
Cool it with the racism chuddie

>>150266761
those bitches are ugly as fuck bro

>>150266761
that makeup makes them all look like troons

>>150266761
Settle down, Bhupinder.

>>150266612
I wouldn't swim near in any water near Pittsburgh

>>150266687
Do you watch the cbs sports channel? She knows more ball than most of the men on the show, provides well researched insights, and is a nice piece of ass to look at. If you prefer middle aged balding men rambling about which combine prospects had the thickest thighs, I think you might be gay

can't wait to see my wife, Kaylee, back on the sidelines again

>>150266793
>>150266830
>>150266872
Anon we can see your timestamps
>>>/lgbt/

>>150266939
oh this is the Mahomes Mountain I've heard about...

>Stiggers
>Smith-Njigba
if they're gonna have last names like this, they need to preemptively give certain people a pass. this ain't fair

J E T S
JETS JETS JETS

goddamn these preseason receivers have so many fucking drops

>>150266939
Now here is the Brady Mountain.
Notice it starts under sealevel

>>150266939
Al Gore predicted Mahomes coming...

For me, it's the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. The best football coombait

>>150266939
>>150267039
Where do you find these? Post my Redskins

>Bucs have a secondary

LEAGUE FUCKED

>>150267115
Where is the diversity???

>>150267039
>absolute dogshit literal who qb on a poverty franchise gets carried by cheating and refs to a cartoonist number of rings
>its the patriots
>starting in the fall of 2001

>>150267228
They don't do dei. The cheerleaders squad has higher standards than the actual team

>>150265407
I could put up with her knowing jack shit about sports if she didn't have broad shoulders, man hands, and a disgusting wrinkled face. No wonder faggots love her though

>>150267228
The players want to fuck white girls.

Nate Higgers

>>150267444
kys

>>150267444
trvke trips

where can i watch the game for free?

>>150267511
>has a melty over cute blonde cheerleaders
>le how dare you insult this 3/10 wasian
you have to go back

>>150263880
He looked ok when he put up like 40 points on the Chorgers, I think the 3 head coaches and 5 OC's in 3 years really fucked him over.

>>150267545
on your parents TV you poor fuck

>>150267444
brutal

>>150267568
meds

Jets are a bottom 5 team, Justin Fields still stinks. They gonna tank and select some bust like Carson Beck in the next draft.

>>150267545
https(:)//www(dot)vipboxtv(dot)sk/

>>150267444
BAH GAWD

Why the fuck are the Broncos and Cardinals playing so late? It's not fucking primetime, it's preseason

>>150267141
big tits, beautiful
>>150266612
small tits, pathetic

>>150267211
The damage snyder done is palpable

>>150267651
it's a saturday anon, do you have a bedtime or something?

gabriel looked a lot sharper than shitter sanders did

>>150267651
it isn't that late in denver

>>150267651
>It's not fucking primetime
Exactly why they didn't fill a whole prime time slot for it.

I need to start watching CBS apparently

>>150267695
...against scrubs. But then again, your posts are garbage time tier.

The chiefs are going 8-9 and missing the offs with a fully healthy roster aren't they?

Chargers are finishing last in the West

>>150267695
dillon can ball, he's just a manlet. when he develops his game i think he will surprise a lot of people

>>150267725
kek that's the other Kiwi you're replying to spastic

>>150267695
>pick six good
>2 tuddies bad
I shat on shedeur for years but this is getting sad

>>150267728
hopefully

>>150267725
yes. shitter sanders was playing some ultra scrubs

If both of you are going to share a flag you have to at least post different takes. It's too confusing.

>>150267751

>2 tuddies bad

both defensive turnovers near the endzone, one would have been a guaranteed INT against a starting team as well

>>150267750
All kiwis are faggots. Never forget that you fucking faggot.

>>150267444
Mina knows a lot more about football than the average poster here

>>150267786
You wouldn't know you're too poor to fly here kek

>>150267786
Confirmed

>>150264337
>>150267629
glad to see someone posting my wife racklyn

>>150267819
>You wouldn't know you're too smart to fly here kek
ftfy Yahoo Serious

>>150267863
Damn that's funny did the Jew who cut your foreskin off tell you that one?

>>150264337
>>150267838
Kinda looks like she could be Victoria Justice's slighty chubby sister.

im watching the giants and jets teams games right now...what do i need to know as someone who doesn't care about either?

>>150266728
>>150266918
kek brownoids

>>150267882
this neet loser loves going to that well lol

>>150267917
he has an inverted penis, that is why.

ive seen enough

relaxin jaxson dart will be starter by week 3

>>150267917
>No foreskin
>No bitches
>No money to travel

What do you have?

>>150267917
Loves getting mugged too kek

>>150267899
There's nothing that you should care about. Fields is on the Jets, Jameis and Russ are on the Giants. If any of them play you might see something funny otherwise you could take a nap or something.

>>150267950
your attention, rent free

>Fartinez
hope you kept your locker in the UFL you bum

braptinez

>>150267917
That’s all he can do, he’s a pussy who can’t throw hands irl.

>>150267782
>having short fields is a skill issue
>throwing into double coverage in the flat when you have running room on 1st down is unavoidable though
kiwi needs to be banned from this jenny

>>150267970
'mugged' by big strong black men, /nfl/'s version of KWAB that hot, sweaty summer of '92...

Bussytinez

Glad to see the NuFL got rid of the x10 cheer crowding shit from their screen savers. My fuck...

>>150268025
fraid so

This announcer for the giants/jets sound like bob menery but he isn't swearing.

I'm tired of pretending foot fetish isn't a mental illness

>>150268034
Is that the "i'm not a rapist, i just impregnate women with turkey basters" guy from don't breathe?

>really want to watch my Bronkies play
>my favorite male for male escort is in town only tonight
I think I’ll watch the first two drives and pray he’s still available.

>>150268074
>not having your own thai femboy loveslave
erm do you even bronco?

>>150268072
no but he probably wishes he was.

Wonder if ESPN will cream their panties for Dart the same way they did for Shedur's 13-24 150 yd game

DART IS THE FUTURE

Jaxson Dart was the best QB of the draft and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't

>>150268074
>t. chiefs fan false flag

bros dart is going to be elite

white qb bros completely vindicated

>>150268144
"Dart meets expectations in thumping of lowly Jets".
That'll be the headline give or take a couple words.

>>150268142
espn only does that for >black qbs, so, no, they will not.

>>150267812
Most anons don't even know the rules of the game, that's not much of a standard. Mina does not know enough ball to be a sports analyst and gets mogged hard by better pigskin sluts

>>150268144
Speaking of which has Cam Ward done anything? Haven't heard a peep about him.

>>150268164
meant for
>>150268142

>>150268144
He would have been a sure top 10 pick if not for the debacle he had against Florida.

>>150268178
To be fair, he's with the TItans, no one cares

Is kiwifag done with his vpn melty? I want to keep posting >my chiefettes

>>150268172
But Jaxson is a wigger, doesn't that count?

>>150268178
he was something like 2/7 passing yesterday but had a really nice throw that the receiver bricked
otherwise typical rookie pains. also he's in a black hole of despair organization

Cook is tough he can take it

>>150267444
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Hands off mackenzie btw SHE'S MINE

>>150268306
New
>>150268306
In a few

>>150268236
Who was that White QB that has a clip or webm of him rapping some "song" while sitting on the bench? Feel like it is drew lock, but I can't remember.

Gonna have a melty?

I wonder where the minaposter went

>>150268335
it was Drew Lock.
He was rapping Put On by Jeezy

>>150268144
ol miss hype was unbearable, i have no beef with him personally

>>150264800
>Winners win
yes sometimes they win a trifecta as well