Thread 150706550

Sex with Temujin

Rams are shit
Steelers are shit
Eagles are shit
Ravens are shit
Chiefs are shit
Browns are shit

Coach Primate
Zesty Buck

what the FUCK did he mean by this?

>Jalen Carter not suspended
Chiefs sisters, I don't feel so good...

>>150706550 (OP)
First for worst to first!

She's right you know

>There's nothing joyful about the distinct and frightening sound of a firearm. Nothing at all fun about the way bullets can tear through a human body, leaving permanent scars or ending a precious life.

>Yet guns - specifically an athlete in rapture pretending to brandish one - have become so pervasive on the field of play that the NFL has warned players to put down their make-believe weapons.

>The NFL is cracking down on violent, as well as overtly sexual, demonstrations as ways to celebrate. What took so long?

>>150706581
Gross. Temujin is such a pick me girl, desperation is unattractive.

>>150706598
>war sucks
michigan education

>>150706598
Back during war on the old times the winners would salt the earth of the losers so they couldn't grow crops and rebuild to retaliate so it really sucked to be a gardner.

what went wrong?

>>150706600
>49IR
your season's over buddy

>>150706613
Woman moment

>>150706599
He should be that dirty, misbehaving knuckle dragging, Michelin tire lipped...

>>150706489
>The worst Chief's team yet.
>A Chris Jones contain away from winning the game from beating a fairly good Chargers team.
Let's check in on the Bills and Ravens
>Both defenses gave up 40 points and massive coaching blunders on both sides all game.
Yep, still the chiefs to beat. Even Mahomes worst team is still way better than the other idiotic teams.

>>150706622
They're meant for having fun with cause you can get them to do all kinds of nasty shit, her especially.

>>150706613
Can we please keep your imaginary good black QBs off our football fields?

>>150706598
midwesterners are so fucking stupid

>bears take the first QB off the board
>future HOFer gets taken with pick 10
>bears take the first QB off the board
>future HOFer gets taken with pick 10
Lmao
The funny thing is the universe was screaming at them to take the Chicago born QB who was a tough as nails hockey enforcer, but they picked the gay black dude who grew up a Packers fan.

what the FUCK

>>150706645
My Bolties finna get top seed in AFC though

jews attacked qatar and zion don will do nothing because of mossad blackmail on him being a pedophile on epstein's island

>>150706653
>Midwest
I thought he was from cleveland

>>150706653
It's a Miyamoto Musashi quote you uncultured coastal baboon.

>>150706670
>>150706666
Not football

>>150706598
i think it means "better to run than curse the road"

>>150706653
Midwestern thread

>>150706598
God he’s so fucking CUTE

>>150706541
not beating the female accusations desu

>>150706666
It's absolutely shit.

>>150706682
Nintendo is for manchildren

>>150706686
Enough about Bucky Zestiams

>>150706581
She just posted her butthole a few gennies ago

>>150706598
this is an old quote and it means that you are a bitch and the KANGZ are based and so is JJ

SAARS

HOW CAN HE SLAP???!!?

>>150706550 (OP)
Maybe this is what the Fins need. They've been barely skating by being just good enough for everyone to keep their jobs but not bad enough to get high draft capital. If they come last in the division and maybe even bottom 5 in the NFL, this could finally be what causes something to change. Get some high draft picks, fire Grier and McDaniel, make some trades, and rebuild the culture. We all know Stephen Ross isn't above tanking.

>>150706743
Who cares

>>150706740
Poor Eagles, having to live with this

>>150706731
How the fuck are you gonna tell me that and not link me to it you fucking asshole

>>150706717
Nixxers are on to Indianapolis

>mentoring a divisional rival

but why?

Imagine not having a qb with the tism. The tism is why Brady is the goat and why Peyton Manning was so great. JJ has the tism and it is his superpower that will lead the KANGZ to multiple owls and lead spee to maximum seethe.

This clown tried to pass 34 times and it resulted in 62 net yards

>>150706740
mutt didnt play any better

>>150706666
The west has fallen

>>150706760
>who cares the Chiefs HOF Tight End got bitched out by based Tart

Lots of people actually. It was very funny especially since he played great and the Chiefs lost

>>150706787
Meanwhile Caleb Williams is mentored by Richard Simmons's ghost

>>150706788
My cute autistic pookie

>>150706787
The patriots are no longer a threat. They are back to being a joke team.

>>150706787
>ignore filename

>>150706740
That's an unusual game for Jalen. Over the past three seasons the Eagles have been very aggressive downfield, almost to a fault. Patullo might be a coward.

This clown tried to pass 36 times and got 142 net yards out of it with 3 turnovers in the process
>he's turned the corner!
kek

The Bears fan needs broccoli hair and makeup

>>150706814
Literally no one cares

>Cam Ward
>destined to be bust
>not zesty
I feel bad, he was the best QB the Cougs had in years too

is gruden right?

>>150706879
>destined to be a bust
It's been one game. Relax.

>>150706875
Sanchez is mad the mutt will be spitroast on Sunday

>>150706740
If you want to know why his numbers looked like that, here's some film and analysis:
>>https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/eagles-film-review/157882/eagles-cowboys-film-review-one-of-the-best-games-ive-seen-jalen-hurts-play

>>150706598
JJ McCarthy is like the Steven Seagal of the NFL (Seagal is a buddhist who believes he is the reincarnation of a 17th-century Tibet Buddhist Tertön named Chungdrag Dorje)
>The saying "It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war" is a Japanese proverb, often attributed to the legendary Japanese swordsman Miyamoto Musashi (1584 – 1645, Edo period began 1600), that emphasizes the importance of preparedness and self-mastery even in times of peace, so you are ready to face any challenge, rather than being unprepared and vulnerable in a crisis. The proverb suggests that it's better to cultivate your strength and skills in a peaceful environment so you can adapt and survive when adversity inevitably arises, even if that means being ready for a fight even when you are not in one.

The core message is about always being ready for potential threats. Being a "warrior in a garden" means cultivating your capabilities, developing your inner strength, and staying aware of your surroundings.

>>150706875
i care

>>150706889
They need to start Winston.

>>150706814
Why should people care about Tyrone losing his cool because he has acorns for a brain?

>>150706889
Broken clock is right twice a day

>>150706917
We don't tolerate racism in here

>>150706598
While you were shitposting, he was studying the blade

>>150706598
>>150706899
cringe

>>150706889
nah, they should just tank until they can get dart help

>>150706787
Because Josh Allen is genuinely a good dude.

>>150706914
Yes. He cried when he got to play a a real football game in the snow, he'll probably cry even harder starting for the giants in "new york"

>>150706931
What racism?

>>150706889
He sort of said the opposite about Penix last season
Coward status?

>>150706875
i care not

>>150706598
based quote actually

>>150706965
Jameis is by far the most likeable black qb and it sucks that he is bad at football.

>>150706666
bullshit

>>150706994
Jameis was the best QB the Bucs had before Brady
Brad Johnson was a meme

>>150706666
Thanks a lot super satan now my day is ruined

>>150707001
That's a really low bar

>>150706598
This kid is such a queer

>>150706666
its literally so over. globohomo has destroyed white culture

Jared Goff is the only straight QB in the NFC North

>>150707004
Mahome's wife
Matt Parker!
Stafford without a beard
idk

>>150707030
And he likes fat chicks, Lions bros we just keep winning

>>150706914
Serious question, why did the Giants sign Winston if they aren't starting him before Dart?

>>150706899
>young man obsessed with Japanese culture
>4chan was created as anime board, an English-language version of the Japanese imageboard 2chan, and for posting images and discussion related to anime.
Is JJ one of us?

>>150707065
Does he have CP?

>>150706743
GTFO you dumb Kiwi Nigger

>>150707060
You fucking suck Caleb

>>150707065
>4chan was created as anime board, an English-language version of the Japanese imageboard 2chan, and for posting images and discussion related to anime.
No it was created as a springboard for Donald Trump's 2016 Presidential Campaign

>>150707065
>us
Die, weeb.

>>150707080
>2016 boomer newfags
You have to go back to patriots.truth/r/the_donald

Anime website
cry about it

>>150707065
No. He has already married and impregnated a woman. Something most here will never do.

Kangz thread.
Kangz general.

go AWAY bitchknees

>>150706788
He’s such a goody goober and I love him

>>150707104
RANGZ CHECK

>>150707104
He won't like this one cuhh

>>150706598
He's just that good

>>150707104
knee this bussy

Which QB has the assburgers?

JALEN CARTER SPITS ON YOUR QUARTERBACK

>Gay Gay McSharty and Bitchknees relentlessly samefagging the thread
I'll see myself out

>>150707126
honestly, could be jalen hurts lol

The Bill ©roskey-Merritt debate is over

Harrison Butker wishes he got diddled by his Daddy

Why did the Burrs have to choke and make Viqueers fans so fucking annoying? Now we have to until Love and Micah put them in their place.

>>150707131
Suck on my 1 foot Minnesotan cockmeat sandwich bitch

reminder that it's never Caleb's fault

>>150707159
how many hockey coaches buttfucked you?

>>150707142
NIGGAS SLEPT ON BILL

>>150707161
This so much this bestie

>>150707085
Either way, this is a website for pedophiles

>>150707159
>1 foot Minnesotan cockmeat
you have a 1 inch Somalian Kosher pickle

>>150707177
jesus the giants suck

>>150706743
>look mom I posted it again!

>>150707157
>>150707131
Stay cucked, as usual.

>>150707198
I bet he has a based mommy that would high five him if he showed her that

>>150706641
>doubting Jake Tongus

>>150707161
I can say with tears welling up in my eyes that it was 100% his fault. Even during the first drive where everyone was praising him, I was asking why he isn't throwing the ball down the field and then that replay where DJ Moore was open on a corner route struck fear into my heart. Not to mention getting out of the huddle late, the pre snap penalties, the woefully inaccurate passes when he did actually spot receivers down the field. When you play scared not trusting your arm and you can't process at even an okay level and you can't even be trusted to get out of a huddle on time, I can't find anything positive to say. This shit fucking sucks man.

football

>>150707216
bless you anon for speaking the truth

Is Matt Stafford a hall of hamer?

>>150707223
I unironically cried myself to sleep last night.

I still believe in Caleb's ability to enter the hall of fame of gay prostitutes

>>150707231
Really depends on how much ham he eats.

>>150707220
Excellent point.

>>150707216
I know patience can be difficult, especially when we see other QBs start fast in their rookie years, or other teams go from worst to first. I also realize the Bears fan base has already demonstrated significant patience since the tear down in 2022. That said, I think we need to stay the course.

Yes, Caleb looked like dog shit last night, but this is game 1 of his sophomore year, in a new offense that many of the players have said is very complex. I think pairing an offensive minded head coach with a QB that has some raw talent is the right formula for success, we just need to see it through. I think the more time they have together, the better it will look.

Many of us have been eager to stop the continuous churn of QB and coach pairings, and now that we have the ability to do that, people are ready to give up. There’s still a lot of ‘new’ on this team and untapped chemistry that could flourish over time.

As hard as it can be, we just need to chill out, ignore the bullshit national media that make snap judgements to get clicks, and give this team some time.

>>150707231
Nah

>>150707246

I think we are at this stage more because we saw receivers were schemed open and Caleb just missed them. Before he had the benefit of the doubt of not have a top signal caller, now he does not.

>>150707231
If the committee overlooks the stat padding nature of his yards and TDs while he was in Detroit, sure.

>>150707259

Ben Johnson will improve, but man some of the open looks we got was juicy. If we had a QB that can make them this game would have been a cakewalk.

>>150706666
Minimalism is a blight.

>>150707273
This was my thoughts too and I want Caleb to be good but damn, they should have had more touchdowns.

>>150707216
I feel bad for Bears fans having hitched their wagon to a zesty scrub and a new flavor of the month HC whom I think, is terribly overrated. I hate to see a franchise so cursed desu.

Tyson Bagent is my quarterback

>>150706666
dreadfully bad

>>150707294
Week 6 at the latest

left, against a good defense
>omg i'm calling HR!
right, against a shitty defense
>well hello there...

Stetson Bennett is my quarterback

>>150706717
Why the fuck was he throwing 40 times in a one score game against a team that had a whole 133 total yards? Why won't teams just run the fucking football anymore?

>>150707231
Ye. He's the author behind three separate record breaking WR seasons. Megatron, Kupp and Puka all had record setting years with him. Add that with the stats and the owl, he'll get in eventually.

>>150707231
Yes

>>150707324
Payton said postgame that he shouldve ran the ball more. He just called a bad game, thats all. Hopefully will be better v the colts

>>150707321
Hang the banner! Bears on top!

>>150707321
>0-1 in division
>1-0 in division
I'll just ignore the obvious too
>>150707338
>>150707324
Johnson is on fraud watch imo

Todd Monken is my offensive coordinator

Nixsisters…

AFC is overrated

>>150707359
He had a bad game, we know. He is still my goat thoughever

>>150707359
>filename week 1
>has zach wilson in it

Anon, no one is falling for this

Which teams are in the owl according to logo theory?

>>150707368
This.

>>150707375
>he doesn’t know

>>150707375
Wilson played in garbage time

>>150707384
They included every color just so people would stop discussing that theory.

>>150707375
He had an amazing performance with ur mum lel

>golden gate bridge
>spruce trees
49ers and a team that's located on the northern hemisphere

Any team founded after 1960 is completely soulless.

Just got off the phone with Roger Goodell. Looks like the super bowl will be Broncos vs Packers with my Broncies taking it.

>>150707384
>Packers
vs
>...Mr.Beast or some shit, idk

>>150707407
>theory
It’s proven.

>>150707384
Bears vs Dolphins

>>150707384
>>150707422
obviously

>>150707427
Buncos will be lucky to make the playoffs with Thro Pix

>>150707434
God, I wish

>>150707384
>sky blue = cowboys
>magenta = ravens/vikings
>red = chiefs
>yellow = steelers
>green = eagles/packers

My Commies :)

>>150707448
>cowboys

>>150707434
>mike McDaniel and Pooa making it past the wildcard
>gayleb making the playoffs at all

>>150707177
God that cut after the first down marker was nice

>>150707456
Huge game this week. You think they can take it? That Packers defence looked absurdly dominant against the Wions

>>150707448
Are you colorblind, that light sky blue is detroit lions, not cowboys dark blue. Hell, even dolphins have that shade of light blue.

>>150707384
Cowboys/49ers vs Raiders
Entire crowd gets deported

>>150707448
It will be a battle royale

>>150707177
Pardon my ignorance, I’m just getting back into football, but how did the Commies go from hopeless laughingstock to competent franchise in one offseason and my Bearsies can’t make it work with the #1 overall pick to what should’ve been the best situation a #1 overall QB ever went to?

>>150707384

it looks pretty fuckin gay, and Caleb and Aaron are the gayest QBs in their respective conferences

Bears vs. Steelers, book it

>>150707472
No

relevant

>>150707448
>Cowboys
Can't happen till "God" makes good on his end of Jerry's deal in 96

Why is Erin so pissed off at the Jets? They treated him like a god

>>150707489
The Bears have a black GM and the Redskins have a white GM

>>150707384
Bears vs Steelers

>>150707434
>in stunning reverse of precedent and rules and all logic the NFL has decided that the two WORST teams would play in this year's Superbowl
>>Yeah seems like a wild idea, Tom

>>150707489
NFL fans that don’t follow any NBA so just assume the 76ers owner is competent because they don’t know any better.

>>150707474
could be lions too. but any shade of blue, no matter light or dark, it all goes with those teams.

>>150707504
Adam Peters stinks too

>>150707502
Flew him out to tell him they were releasing him. Apparently the meeting lasted about 30 seconds. Thats 10 hours round trip flying from norcal to ny and back. He should be pissed

>>150707502
He has a personality disorder.

>>150707472
Its going to be a good test of the oline because despite the Gints horrible management they still have a top 10 dline imo and I believe that the defense will be able to handle Love especially since the Lions run defense still held them to 3.6 ypc iirc

>>150707498
Emeka Ngubu is already HIM after one game. Buccaneers draft so well Jason Licht absolutely works the rest of the NFL every April

>>150707458
is that Angry Joe?

>>150707456
Rammies poster won

>>150707384
>purple trees
Kangz confirmed

>>150707502
Gay people perceive everything as a slight

>>150707549
Got a big gay expert here

>>150707530
i enjoy tier lists like this, never stop fren!!

>>150707549
We haven't seen the cattiness of Caleb yet btw

>>150707384
Vikings Colts!

>>150707489
Assuming your being serious, Daniels is a freak talent. Even the best projection put the 2024 'ders at a 9-8 record. Daniels just balled the fuck out. As for why the Bears are bad, dogshit management that never seems to get better. That book coming out where Poles traded up to the #1 pick without even considering any QB besides Caleb is an awful reality. Even if Caleb was good, you don't want your management locking into one vision and not considering alternate paths

>>150706550 (OP)
Jerry is the curse

>>150707472
>You think they can take it?
Yeah. Not saying it's guaranteed like the Giants, but >we could win. The Packers always struggle against mobile QBs, and Washington's trenches are theoretically pretty good. My main concern coming out of last game was all the penalties. If >we get penalized like that on Thursday, there's no chance. But, if we can play a clean game, then I think there's a good shot we win
Should be a great game either way

>>150707384
>>150707530
Kek broncos not playoff team with Blo Dix

>>150707359
>Bryce Young 18th
I'm glad that PFF agrees with me that he wasn't abysmally bad

>>150707530
>The absolute state of my Dolphins.

Oof

>>150707583
In other news, water is good. More news at 11

>>150707603
ruh roh

>>150707603
>Williams has the suicide prevention logo and colors painted on his nails
Guess he's finally used to being a Bears QB!

So are you guys buying the Aaron Rodgers Mike Stud rumours? I think he's clearly been finger blasting his asshole on the regular

>>150707603
it keeps getting worse for chicagoans lmao

>>150707675
frankly just surprised he finds time to finger anything other than his nose

Patty Cuckitini

>>150707675
>Harley shirt
Surely a gay man wouldn't dare wear biker gear

>>150707603
>she was in charge of suicide prevention awareness
>she KILLED it
wtf

>>150707603
It's over for Caleb now.

>>150707718
Surely not

1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Bills
4. Ravens
5. Rams
6. Chargers
7. Commanders
8. Chiefs
9. Buccaneers
10. Lions
11. Broncos
12. Steelers
13. 49ers
14. Bengals
15. Colts
16. Jaguars
17. Vikings
18. Cardinals
19. Seahawks
20. Texans
21. Raiders
22. Falcons
23. Bears
24. Cowboys
25. Jets
26. Patriots
27. Titans
28. Browns
29. Giants
30. Saints
31. Dolphins
32. Panthers

>>150707739
mmmmmmmm wouldnt mess with him brother

>>150707675
As a gay man, does Aaron staying in the closet offend you?

>>150707675
Hey man, as long as he doesn't suck dick on the field, he can suck as many as he wants off the field. I don't care, just throw the ball.

>>150707718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lae6zPxnM3A

>>150707603
Whoa. That's neither based nor heckin repillerino'd, d00dz

>>150707705
I don't get this meme

he is such a fag

>>150706598
It means he knows he is going to be carried by a stacked offensive roster and prefers that than to have to heroball on a shit team, along with the generic sports babble of always being prepared. God, reading comprehension is at an all time low

I'm speaking truth to power. Caleb Williams is a Faggot.

>>150707780
Chiefs-Eagles is gonna be fucking good both quality of play and implication wise. Mahomes was playing angry against the Chargers it was kino as fuck. If he wins he's going to have to play at a truly elite level which means guaranteed kino but if the Eagles win we get Chiefs 0-2 and Nick Wright cope+seethe

>>150707812
So we have Aaron and Caleb as gay men playing Qb, who else? Dakota? Kyler?

>I AIN'T NEVA SCORED BABY
>I DO ALL WRONG
>I AIN'T NO GOOD MUCH FOR YA
>OH, I GO THREE AND OUT
>CAUSE I WANNA PAINT MY NAILS
>I'M A MILLION DOLLAR MUTTBY, DON'T DRAFT ME

>>150707780
Purposefully overrating Baker as insurance for Hurts outplaying Mahomes a 4th straight time so he can say he moved Hurts up a spot on next weeks lame ass rankings

Stop bullying Gayleb

>>150707675
I just don't see Aaron being into hard gay manlove. Fucking twink femboys or mtf's, sure. But he doesn't strike me as being a Ram Ranch kinda guy nor do I think he's a bottom other than enjoying an occasional finger up the ass during head and there's plenty of ladies begocked and not that will do that for him.

>>150707831
Hurts is a bus-rider stop pretending otherwise. Outperforming an even bigger fraud doesn't make it any less the truth.

>>150707823
Aaron is bi, not gay. Important distinction. Gayleb is absolutely a flaming faggot bottom zestlord though no question there.

I love the start when we don't know

>>150707842
Ride this

>>150707849
>Beethoven
>Wendy's
>Tom Cruise
>The Chiefs carpark where Jovan Belcher blew his brains out
>Jackie Chan
fuck

>>150707842
How many times does Chadlen Hurts need to keep teaching you a lesson before you learn?

>>150707860
>>150707866
You are brown

>>150707871
Yes, this is /sp/

>>150707871
monitor on, Cowspic

>>150707849
Buffalo Bills
My left leg
Chicken wings
My right leg
Jackie Chan

...fuck!

>>150707836
stop posting this ugly old skank

>>150707838
Very high IQ faggot logic understanding. I respect the work. All I can say is I'm getting huge ZESTY vibes from the bro when I see photos like this. Does not seem enthusiastic about kissing a beautiful girl would rather just pose for the photo?? Lots to contemplate

>>150707871
Hurts is an honorary Aryan, if anything you're the brown one for denying the fact that he's a top 5 qb in the league. Yes he's overall carried by his team but he still makes the throws he has to make to win. Denying that is 'iggerfaggot lolgic.

>>150707836
Mina needs to stop taking selfies and go fight for her man Herbie.

>>150707871
Shut up whitoid

>>150707849
>Highways
>Toll booths
>Getting stuck in traffic
>Rush hour
>Jackie chan

FUCK

>>150707836
Prime suspect for the murder of Madison Beer

>>150707865
He didn't blow his brains out, he shot himself in the chest and told his old coach he wanted his brain studied for science before he did it. Or maybe that's Junior Say-Ow I'm thinking of.

>>150706740
Jalen is such a systembabby its insane

>>150707903
Hurts is blacker than tar. He will never be white

>>150707848
>Aaron is bi
Olivia, Shailene, and Danica would all disagree lol

Where will Moody play next?

>>150707891
Turn on your monitor

>>150707866
>>150707860
lol ching chong funny. Hey being carried doesn't mean it doesn't count but it is what it is. Hurts is in a golden situation and wouldn't last on half of NFL teams without that god tier O-line like they have in philly.

>>150707931
>Never heard of Revitaligo

The Brazilian is speaking facts

>>150707924
That was Junior. They still diagnosed Belcher with CTE with whatever he had left.

>Week 1
>starting center ded
>starting (blocking) TE ded
>other blocking TE ded for season
>Mixon ded
>literally only 1 good Olineman on staff
Stroud is going to get sacked 50+ times again this season

>>150707946
white Brazilians might have even worse takes than American hicks and suburb edgelords

>>150707849
>Jake Chan
>Jack Chan
>Jacky Chan
>Jackie Chan
...fuck I almost made it

>>150707952
Youre about to be speaking into my swampy asshole here in a second if you dont watch your tone.

>>150707246
>I think pairing an offensive minded head coach with a QB that has some raw talent is the right formula for success, we just need to see it through
isn't Ben Johnson's specialty schemes centered around precision ball placement. good luck with that

0-17

just in: 49ers signing kicker Eddy Pineiro to one year deal

Gaylen squirts has been carried his entire career lol

>>150707961
their oline was absolutely garbage last year, it's hard to think that it will be even worse

>>150707963
least we know ball you urbanite plebian

So which NFL players HAVEN'T had CTE?
How were they different?
Why is nobody looking into it?

>>150707849
Uhhhh uhhhh
>My keyboard
>The Nostalgia Critic
>The war of 1812
>Water
>Jackie Chan
FUCK

>Pittsburgh agreed to terms with veteran safety and former Browns first-round pick Jabrill Peppers, according to NFL Media.

Realistically, does this do anything for the Steelers? Or is everyone still out on them?

>>150707939
I'm on my phone puto

>>150707982
nah gaúcho, I'm true to this not new to this

>>150708002
>black qb
>manlet coach
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>150708007
>peppers

>>150708002
No way you dont sell Bears stock after a photo like this. Aint no way.

>>150707892
Kissing women is gross

>>150708030
>>Gaylen squirts has been carried his entire career lol
True

The problem with the Jalen Hurts discourse is that his dickriders take it too far and call him a top 5 QB when he's actually in the 9-12 range.

>>150708034
that torta could GET IT

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'

>>150708002
Whoa he actually is a manlet, I saw him flip out in the sidelines a couple times and I always just assumed he was.

Anyone have any bahamanon reactions?

>>150708034
Why do people care so much about watching a bunch of overpaid men hurt each other?

>>150708034
Did you see the fight with the Toxins chick week 1?

>>150708070
Post it bro

>>150708052
I'd say he's like 6-8. People saying he's better than Lamar or Josh are INSANE

>>150708054
Is that the one with the harmonica?

>>150708077
Dont have it thought you might have had it. Wait a sec lemme see the archives

Why are Cowboys fans like this?

>>150707603
>while JJ was studying film and preparing for the game Gayleb was sitting in a chair getting his nails done by Angel Reese's nail salon person
LMFAO
NICE QB YA GOT THERE CHICAGO

>>150708034
>This is what Americans consider a healthy weight

>>150707747
Your shit team is getting swept by the kangz again

>>150708100
seems like one of them is more about the game and the other about appearamces

>>150708091
What losing Micah Parsons does to a mf

>>150707936
McDonald's

Not able to compress the video for 4chinz they really should update that size limit a tad.

https://x.com/Sprints_/status/1965174603434918236?t=l4Vp4dfBp1Tu3DKbkNktLQ&s=19

Uhhhhh... Bears fans?

>>150708185
dumb fuck will drop your burger trying to get it in the bag

>>150708194
Most Chicago sports fans are dialing that suicide prevention line as we speak

>>150708069
>overpaid
That dude is mexican

>>150707566
I was being serious. Thanks for the response.

>>150708105
gay

listening to Chicago sports talk radio today has been an advisor absolute delight

>>150706717
>plays like shit
>still wins
imagine how unbeatable they will be when Bo actually TRIES to play a decent game

>>150708192
They will not be a couple for much longer.

>>150707161
>>150707216
>>150707246
>>150707259
>>150707273
>>150707283
>samefagging this hard
>incorporating this much AIslop into your samefag routine
Dude go pick up a part time job or hobby or something

Is this a good passing chart?

>>150708192
>la niggers
>>150708195
best news i've gotten today

>>150707231
>>150707241

>>150708212
>I was being serious
Ok, then I'll get into it a bit more. Washington really didn't do anything special in their rebuild. They spent a high draft pick on a QB in a QB heavy year and Washington's management has been working on trading away the Snyder era players for draft picks and cap space (except for stars like Terry, ofc). Washington's rebuild just happen to be massively accelerated by Daniels being amazing. I've sung his praises many times, but he really is the man who makes the weather. I think if he was an average but decent QB, >we'd have hovered around 8ish wins.
As for why the Bears rebuild failed, they drafted a bad QB. We can argue about if Caleb is a bust or not until the cows come home, but he's certainly not the best QB in last year's draft. And he wasn't at the time. Even without hindsight, I think Daniels and Maye were clearly better, while Nix and Penis Jr were probably better prospects. Of course, in hindsight, Caleb might be the worst round 1 QB in his year. Why did the Bears draft a bust? Bad management. Poles being set on Caleb without even looking at other QBs is genuinely baffling.

>>150706598
kinda based ngl
the fact that it triggers /sp/eds makes it better

>>150708080
The problem is he often outperforms every single god damn quarterback that gets ranked above

>>150708286
>Lefty unable to throw to the left side of the field
Grim.

>>150708105
That's the Slim Size Section to fit more seating

>>150708326
>he often outperforms

>>150708192
imagine that bloody mouth wrapped around your cock

If you dont rate JK Dobbins then your a dumbass. Dudes a baller and easily a top 10 back

>>150708305
I think that Norris messaged Johnny last night. We still need to get Charlie on board.

>>150708286
he just needs more time...

>>150708346
Idk if I can make it to be honest, got a lot going on

>>150708192
It's a pretty big bitch move to watch your girl starting shit with someone and when that woman pushes back to dump a beer on her head, surprised he didn't get stomped by those dudes.

>>150708336
Facts hurt.

>>150708192
>getting into a fight at another team's stadium
>always that one fuckhead that has to waste a $14 beer
Every time..

>>150708321
>the strongest 69er fan being beaten up by the weakest Rams Chad
Pathetic. White knights should just be slashed across the face every time they try to defend these murderous and dangerous femoids.

>>150708379
One performance

>>150708379
>Squirts with the best Oline in NFL history
>Joe Brrr working with a high school tier line men
Joe Shiesty truly is the goat

The most unfairly hated offensive coordinator in recent memory. This guy absolutely worked spags and made him look like a bitch. Put some respect on his name right now

The first 3 quarters for JJ largely weren't him playing bad. His backup left tackle was getting beaten badly every snap, players weren't getting open (Jefferson looked very rusty), a few uncharacteristic drops, Aaron Jones wasn't succeeding in the run, and JJ has what likely would have been a 1st down run where he tripped on the shitty field so only gained 5 yards. The one big thing that JJ did do bad was the pick 6. It's a throw that a lot of rookie QBs try to make their 1st year because it's a throw that always works in college, where they underestimate the DB's speed and he punishes the QB. It's something he likely won't try again.
In the 4th quarter the pass blocking improved significantly, players actually got open and caught passes, Jordan Mason was running over the Chicago dline, and the play calling was great.
When Darrisaw is back, and especially Addison, that 4th quarter JJ is going to become the normal, and /nfl/ will seethe endlessly.

>>150708415
and then the queenz will get bounced in the wild card, as is tradition

>>150708402
I can do this for awhile

>>150708415
>His backup left tackle
Go Chiefs

>>150708305
We observe today not a victory of party but a celebration of football — symbolizing an end as well as a beginning — signifying renewal as well as change. For I have sworn before you and Almighty Football the same solemn oath our forefathers once pledged at RFK Stadium and FedExField, back when glory was measured in Super Bowls and burgundy and gold ruled the gridiron.

The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to throw a perfect spiral, to break a 50-yard run, or to execute the Hail Mary. Yet the same loyalty that carried fans through decades of highs and heartbreaks must still guide us.

Let every loyal son and daughter of the DMV know: the torch has been passed to a new generation of fans, born in the shadow of legends like Joe Theismann, Darrell Green, and Art Monk, hardened by empty playoff hopes, yet unwilling to witness or permit the slow death of this storied franchise.

Let every rival team know: whether you hail from Dallas or Philadelphia, New York or elsewhere, we shall pay any ticket price, bear any cold December weather, cheer any losing season, to assure the survival and the success of the Redskins spirit.

To our long-suffering fans, I say this: ask not what your team can do for you — ask what you can do for your team. Buy the jersey. Tailgate at dawn. Believe in the rebuild. And to our players, I say: ask not what your fans can chant for you — ask what you will sacrifice for the name across your chest and the legacy behind your helmet.

Finally, whether you stand in Section 300 or on the 50-yard line, let us go forth to lead this team back to glory, swearing in burgundy and gold the same oath: that we will not rest until the Lombardi Trophy is once again raised high in Washington.

Hail to the Redskins!

>2003 Panthers beat the Jags in their first game
>go to the Super Bowl
>2015 Panthers beat the Jags in their first game
>go to the Super Bowl
>2025 Jags beat the Panthers in their first game

>>150708402
all the elite QBs are AFC so he doesn't play them much desu, but he's beaten Burrow, Allen, and Lamar once, and Mahomes twice. Once in the owl tbf (and should've won the 1st owl).

>>150708359
That's fine just keep us updated on the coal

>>150708438
If only he put that much effort into playing qb.

>>150708436
in awe at the size of this lad.
absolute unit

>>150708425
JJ is a winner. He's hoisting the Lombardi either this season or next season, and it will be his first of several.

>>150708438
Too bad shuckin and jivin doesnt translate to winning

>>150708455
Let’s look at the NFC. When’s the last time Hurts lost to Stafford?

>>150708469
Sept. 21st, 2025

RECYCLE
>>150676498
>>150676498
>>150676498

>>150708034
>>150708192
>>150708321
>Eventually we will have one of every team
make sure to shut your mouth and keep all that plastic talk to yourselves when you come here
Lest you be a highlight reel kek

How the actual FUCK did the Patriots let Geno throw for 360 on them at home? What an absolute dumpster roster they have lmfao

>>150706703
>ohio
>midwest

>>150708537
There goes the Dan Campbell. Still waiting for /sp/ apology to Sirianni

>>150708537
>Ben Johnson can't build a culture
>Campbell can't call plays
>Glenn can't do either
Lmfao

>>150708553
I don't know anyone on the pats defense except for Christian Gonzalez

>>150708275
get off the internet Caleb

>>150708489
Guy is a baller. Instinctively knows that youre never too far gone for a little extra refreshment.
Just heads up, veteran plays right there.

>>150708575
Milton Williams. No refunds btw.

>>150708431
>>150708455
This isn't about head to heads lmao. You said he often outperforms the QBs he gets ranked above. Just go look at their average performances. Hurts couldn't play half the game Jackson or Allen did on Sunday

new emote just dropped, boys

>>150708401
>>the strongest 69er fan being beaten up by the weakest Rams Chad
>>>RAMS
>>>>CHAD
fuck outta here LA spic and your plastic ass, astroturfed ass, mickey mouse ring piece of trash ass franchise

>>150708464
Simple as.

>>150708553
Just keno geno things. Also the bald one is a terrorist for defenses.

>>150708450
A red sun rises over the NFL
Our red sun is Jayden Daniels

After many hours of tireless research I've come to the conclusion that Aaron Rodgers' wife doesn't exist.

>>150708617
Calm down macaco

>>150708615
A fist pump is now an “unc emote”?

>>150708034
I don't get it, whenever I'm at any sports event and I'm near people rooting against my team we just laugh it off like normal people

>>150708611
NTA, I was just saying head to head.

>>150708551
You just know the kiwipussy would get his ass beat if he tried to start shit in a Ravens @ Rams game.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>>150708611
Hurts isn’t blowing a 17 point lead in the 4th quarter

>>150708575
Geno was throwing some amazing dots through tight windows. MNF gonna be interesting

I'm tired of announcers yelling and screaming over basic ass plays. Give it a rest

>>150708034
Disgusting fucking ameriswine subhumans

>>150708645
Now you see how easily history can be rewritten.

Anyone seen bitchknees? I thought I saw someone posting Track and Field webms

>>150708647
You aren't a drunk Mexican

>>150708673
They need to let people know to look up from their phones.

I say the Owl is gonna be Chargers-Falcons in the APOCALYPSE IMMINENT bowl

Nortenos vs Surenos

>>150708682
A lot of tripfags dipped out for now because their teams are shit

>>150708617
Based

>>150708653
He would at least make sure he had the right medical coverage I think

>>150708030
you forgot to add the gigachad image

>>150708617
>least based Brazilian

>>150708728
oh oh!!!!! stinkyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't we diagnose people with CTE when they're alive?
We can diagnose other dementias can't we?

>>150706666
Why do that right after Cracker Barrel got all that shit for pulling the same thing?

>>150708728
Wait he got raped too?

>He just needs more time.
>Trust the plan

My favorite one. Even the cowboys bring all 20 charger fans out

>>150708660
He isn't closing one either

>>150708762
JUST

>>150708749
"all that shit" amounted to a bunch of free marketing and good will with consumers when they "changed their mind". It was a scam all along and people fell for it.

>>150708751
>had to stay in a hospital
>needed surgery
GAPED

kiwibitch having a melty kek

>>150708782
And Jennyfag has been missing since halfway through last season

It's going to be a Kangposting season just like 2022.

>>150708799
Does BJ have jaundice?

>>150708574
>Ben Johnson can't build a culture
Gayleb is an unfixable bust
>Campbell can't call plays
See pic
>Glenn can't do either
That was the best the Jets offense has looked in years

>>150708786
I didn't, I never went to Cracker Barrel before and I still never will

>>150708814
Season? Try 20 years
The Kang dynasty has begun, you just haven't realized it yet.

>>150708786
Yep I had only thought of cracker barrel like 3 times in the last 5 years and at least twice I was trying to remember the name of that nasty buffet

>>150706600
Pisswasser Pea-Shooters

>>150708816
ESPN's color filter is horrible. I always remember Jalen Hurt's rushing TD from 2022 against the Vikings and how dark it looks.
Someone post it.

>>150708816
Yeah. When you’re in Detroit or any part of Rustbelt, you become a crippling alcoholic

>>150708825
>That was the best the Jets offense has looked in years
Glenn is the defensive play caller

why are bears fans so whiny? they are even among the top 5 nfl fanbases who have gone through the most.

>>150708859
mad at da bears?

r8 my ranking of football commentators and pundits

>>150708637
vai se foder, gordao

>>150708898
Hi Nick.

>>150708859
this coming from the whiny dolphins tripfag boo hoo nigga 1972

>>150708326
did you watch the Ravens and Bills game? They are on a different level

Can someone explain adot, and why it's the hot new nerd stat

>>150708889
yes I wish I had their recent history as a dolphins fan. We have experienced no upside to rebuilds just fucking pain. Jesus our fucking GM has somehow not been fired when the best shit he has done in 7 years is draft an injury riddled qb who does shit. His OLine is consistently at the bottom of the league and he repeatedly wont learn from his fucking mistakes.

>>150708911
>thats the only shit that we have for 50 + years

>>150708898
Where's Brady?

>>150708931
Are you blind?

Is Lion dead already?

>>150708854
I’m a lifelong Wions fan. I’m aware of that. AG is also the HC and is obviously doing something right to have the Jets looking like a competent offense and Just Fields a competent QB.

>>150708896
to everyone but the Raiders

>>150708898
Chris Simms is the best by a mile

>>150708918
Who cares what nerds think? Throwing deep consistently is purely dependent on the coverage. Hurts beating Dallas playing small ball counts just the same as any other win

>>150708960
when the play is so anemic you just have to hit em with the zoloft stare

Is there any hope for Caleb? Being totally unable to hit wide open receivers with a spotless pocket is unfixable 99% of the time

>>150708960
You rang?

>>150708898
Put Skip Bayless in GOAT tier

>>150708960
Wow. Glad I dont have to go watch my team lose with my Lion tranny gf sitting next to me. #blessed #thankful #God

>>150708989
Shit just came out of nowhere and people are talking as if it's the only measurement that matters (even though that's obviously retarded)

>>150708930
>thumbnail

>>150707747
How the fuck is carolina better than miami?

Carolina would run a train on this fucking defense

>>150709015
It's been around for quite a few years. EPA is the one I've heard pushed more the last two years. I genuinely don't listen to The Athletic Football Show now because Robert Mays never shuts the fuck up about it. It's a shame because he and Derrick Klassen is based and I enjoyed their podcast

>>150709040
Your team is in open revolt against its head coach.
Last time that was the case pic related happened.

>>150709068
Kino game

>>150709040
i think you misread in pal or misspoke i am unsure. You think Mcdaniels lasts the season?

>>150709075
indeed

Bills > Eagles btw

thread got real gay real quick

>yes
>3-14
>it's not 5-12

improved accuracy WHEN?

I cook on Madden with Jayden Daniels and the Commanders

>>150709030
Kino

>>150709082
I dont think he will last into november

>>150709095
He always looks sad, even when he's with his new gf

>>150709111
Next year bro. It's gonna happen

>>150709102
It wasn't even my fault this time

>Commanders (1-0) at Packers (1-0)
Who does /nfl/ have in this whale of a game?

>>150708960
I wanted the Bears to win because it would've made the Lions looking bad even funnier

>>150709159
DEM MUHFUGGEN 'DERS NIGGA

>>150709159
Packers in a close game, should be fun though.

>>150706598
BASED

>>150709164
>classic divisional rivalry

>>150709159
Good lord is she fat.

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

What does he do?

>>150709159
mmmmm

CPOTY: Caleb Williams

Williams is entering year 2 where things often click for QBs. His WRs are upgraded with the tandem of Rome Odunze and DJ Moore being better than most can ask for. The WR they drafted, Olamide Zaccheaus, is a legit deep threat that they can rotate out with a true X in Devin Duvernay depending on the situation. Most importantly they landed the best Tackle in the draft who will solidify the right side of the line, but possibly play all around it wherever necessary.
The Bears are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense last year but just couldn't overcome the defense. Thankfully, they've made several key additions. They have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, which doesn't mean as much as it used to but in Dennis Allen's system LBs are largely impactful. They triple tapped at DT in the draft which is the engine of this scheme and will be able to create a constant wave of consistent play each game with the depth that was already there. It's not much but it's enough to take pressure off the honestly great secondary which was the only bright spot on defense last year.
Most importantly it's enough to make sure the Bears will actually be able to close out games this year. With Rodgers gone the division is basically ours, and with the NFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. Sorry Packers fans but Love has zero DAWG in him unlike Williams.
TFWDBWDSB

>>150708647
When I go to sports events and I see people wearing jerseys or merch for the other team there’s always a little voice in the back of my head saying I should attack these people or throw something at them or fuck with them somehow. I never do it because I’m a white adult but if that voice is in my head than it’s in a lot of other’s too.

>>150708109
Lol

>>150709040
...Carolina is at 32. They aren't better than anybody. Also Carolina's offense isn't running a train on anyone. Dolphins would put up more points

ravens choking again this season kek

>>150709229
too long didn't read, Joy got passed around fox sports 1 like the company blunt.

>>150709208
cringe mp4, cringe team, cringe tripfag
kys

>>150709212
>Finna.... Well.. Ya know... im talmbout... we wuz... i be sayin.... dat dey.... finna be... draftin niggas... caint bouta... GMS n' shiet muhfugga...

>>150709234
>I'm a white adult
>elgoblino.jpg

>>150709229
Based Burr Bro

>>150709276
I love you too

>>150709234
>I never do it because I’m a white adult
European soccer fans regularly have gang fights and sometimes even kill each other

>>150706550 (OP)
NEW
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>>150676498
>>150676498

>>150709278
I mean you think eventually he'd ACCIDENTALLY draft some good players. Where the fuck was top 10 WR Rome Odunze against the Vikings?

>>150709266
>dolphins would up more points

um did you see how shit that line is? also did you even see tua play? he mind is literally mush and every one knows all you need to do is take his first read. After that he will throw the ball into triple coverage.

>>150709208
god I'm so mad the black bartender I kissed the other week stood me up I needed that shit

>>150709334
kiwicuck doesn’t know ball KWAB

>>150709362
I thought seeing the Ravens get BTFO'd would shut him up for a while. I was wrong. He's even spamming the catalog and /hoc/ now.

The BVRRS are going to be good. Ben Johnson was the most sought-after coaching candidate this decade. >We have the assets. >We have the WR core. The TEs. The O-Line is improved. The question is if it’ll be with or without Caleb. Change my mind.

>>150709356
rough, did you get any free shots of hypnotiq out of it? what was his name?

>>150709229
It's called comeback player of the year, not cum on his back player of the year

Cum on this bussy

>>150709397
Depending on how far the Lions fall you guys might be back in 3rd place
But you're never going to be anywhere close to the Vikings or Packers with Gayleb

new
>>150709482
>>150709482
>>150709482
>>150709482

>theres no WAY we could win! Our O-Line is shit!!!
Meanwhile Staffgod stands alone
72% completion rate btw

>>150708553
Geno is good thoughbeit