Thread 150710469

canucks

I like this one.

>>150710469 (OP)
Shall

>3 new threads
/hoc/ runs /sp/

This is the thread
Enough about the fumes

>>150710560
/hoc/ is reproducing

>6'4"
>175lbs
>"gained six kilos over the summer"
a good burrito would put six kilos on him, christ

this thread

petey gonna be the bully now

Petey is married now!
Don't be surprised if he gets another 100pt season this year.

We're in here
>>150710474
>>150710474
>>150710474

thus, bud1 continues

>>150710838
no fuck you

>>150710759
Petey is a fucking pussy just like 99% of the soicuck fan base.

Goddammit you retards

>>150710949
the flames fan and wrestletroons are in the other thread

other thread rules

Are we making the playoffs this year bros?

>>150711219
the winnpeg jets one does rule

>>150711273
nah I meant the Dustin Wolf thread

>>150711349
That thread SUCKS.

We're in here!
>>150710478
>>150710478
>>150710478

>>150711361
All of Winnipeg is currently in that thread.

>>150711361
Nah

>>150711271
yes

>>150711660
Craig Button thinks so as well, and that's a guy who knows hockey.

Life is a blessing bros

>>150711889
Another great signing today Takagi
:)

>>150711889
But Morrissey said life is a pigsty

>>150712049
When did Josh say that?

>>150712049
He also said
"The life I've had
Can make a good man"
:)

the life i've had can make a fat masturbator

>>150712112
anyway, go flyers

took a fat marner and am now partaking in some beer drankin' on a weeknight
life is good

>>150711889
We love you Takagi

>>150711189
>wrestletroons
aew fans are truly sitck

>>150712250
*wrestling fans

>>150712250
*sick

wrestlechads run /hoc/

>>150712286
into the ground with their retardedness, sure

>>150712286
Back to the containment thread with you >>150710474

>>150712296
cope tranny

Are Kempe and Rempe friends?

>>150712325
No we're not.

playing silksong

>>150712195
Took a marner myself and sipping some vodka

>>150712363
is it really that good? I'm learning Rust and feel the urge to cut my dick off

>>150707677
I love it, very tasty!

silksong sounds like a tranny game for trannies kwab

projecting

holy shit a mexican

>>150712454
idk man i'm still pretty early game. i haven't played hollow knight in 7 years or some shit. i have gamepass so i don't have to buy it

>>150712493
Is Auston Matthews a hero where you are?

>>150712664
They love him here.

>>150712728
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>150712493
how soon do you expect the jets to locate to mexico city?

Why didnt the habs trade for Jordan Kyrou still?

I heard Silksong is communist propaganda

>>150712750
I heard it's a tranny game for trannies

>>150712748
Havent heard anything about that

>>150712748
They're waiting for my Canucks to finalize the deal for McTavish and set the market.

>>150712748
I wonder if Jordan Kyrou is a Piru

>>150712753
hornet is a real girl (bug)

im drunk ama

>>150712914
me too ama
theres a good chance i wont answer

Me three but im not asking

>>150712914
>>150712922
How would you fix your team if given the GM opportunity?

>>150712922
if you had a trolley problem with 1 human on one side and some amount of ants on the other. How many ants would there have to be for their lives to equal the worth of the 1 human.

me four but nobody asked

>>150712968
peek a boo :)

>>150712914
Are you looking to have some fun

>>150713033
>>150712914

>>150712553
Yeah I saw Matthews today, too.

The Lynxies with Down syndrome start their season tonight against the Finnish Randycanes

Thought about Wolf's contract again

>>150713384
7 million bucks is a lot of money for a backup goalie

>>150713336
how long from now

>>150713336
My Uleåborgs Hermeliner got fuckin' kwab'd last night :(

>>150713413
I wish they gave him double because i like wolf

>>150713384
Feels like there's only two realities that could occur:
>Wolf plays up to and exceeding his contract, however the Flames still suck and waste his prime years
>he sucks and is an anchor of a contract along with Hoobs

>>150713444
>wasted his prime years
pretty sure he doesn't even care about my flames, he just wants to live in calgary, contract is the icing on the cake

IGGY!
IGINLA TO CROSBY, CROSBY SCAAAAAARRRS! SIDNEY CROSBY THE GOLDEN GOAL!! AND CANADA HAS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OLYMPIC GOLD!!!

2019-2020 WHL and CHL Goalie of the year,

2020-2021 WHL goalie of the year,

2021-2022 AHL Goalie of the year,

2022-2023 AHL Goalie of the year, and AHL MVP of the year league wide. Which hasn’t been awarded to a goalie in over 20 years. Basically the AHL’s Hart Trophy.

2023-2024 Split time between the NHL and AHL

2024-2025 Calder Finalist in the NHL

This refutes the claim that the contract is based upon "one good season"

>>150713415
11 bongs

>>150713495
based

>>150710838
Wolf is a faggot actually so no I shan't be using that faggot thread

>>150713480
Mind if I saved this educational post?

>>150713384
Damn it turned you into a retard again?

>>150713503
I've been on this website since 2008 and have never applied for a janny job

>>150713467
>doesn't even care about my flames, he just wants to live in calgary
I've noticed almost every Canadian team has American players who just fall in love with the city and want to playout their careers there (cupless). It's great to see.

xhe rb's goal is to become janny and ban those who make fun of xim/xer

Why do the 4chan offices need so many janitors

>>150713585
Apparently Wolf goes to the mountains frequently to walks his dogs :)

>>150713586
Jannys cant do shit but cry to the mods, the mods tell the jannies what to report and then the mods deal with it. That's why nothing ever changes. They arent looking for free thinkers, they are looking for yes men. Someday, all the jannys will be AI.

>>150713610
One of us really.

>>150713678
making that image my wallpaper

Wolf is the best goalie in the world and the Flames are the best team in the world

>>150713768
Source?

>>150713778
You have the burden of proof

bud has the burden of 1

>>150713778
it says fact in the image, anon

What are you guys actually doing right now. I'm drunk playing doa5 and listening to music.

>>150713875
Watching bald and bankrupt and eating rawmen

>>150713883
Living the good life

>>150713768
Are you mentally retarded?

>>150713875
drinking, posting on /hoc/ and playing battlefront

>>150713890
Yes :)

>>150713892
Star wars battlefront? Star wars is whack

Wolf is gonna win the USA the Olympics :(

I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rape
I wanna know~
Have you ever seen the rape
Comin down
On an Easter day

>>150713917
nice try but actually hellebyuck's gonna figure it out and carry the good ol red white and blue to the gold and then the good ol navy blue gray dark gray red dark red white to the silver

>>150713917
He's going to win Canada a cup too :(

>>150713934
yes
when he gets traded to my nuckies

a gary to remember

>STILL no deal as of yet
yeah I'm thinking he'll be on the nucks next season

>>150713875
just woke up to midnight marner

>>150713915
too bad, busy blowing up droidekas

>>150714076
If Alvin wasn't a coward he'd offer sheet Bedard for $16m until he's a UFA.

>"I think we're fortunate because of our supply of players," Daly said. "We get players from more places. Elite level players who are really skilled, really talented. We think that at the right time, and given the right circumstances, continuing to grow the league by adding additional franchises won't be an issue for us."
New expansion coming. WATER IT DOWN! WATER. IT. DOWN!

>>150714076
who's he going to be shipped with?

>>150714239
him and boeser will make super talented hockey playing children together

>>150714209
Alvin gets to hang out with Brittany. I imagine they go out to see LA Kings games. Lucky guy!
#jealous

>>150714209
Canucks won't have 16 mil in cap space next season.

>>150714246
Im sure they will weaponize it to the full extent.

golden knights

>>150714286
based

Dale Weise was on a podcast and he basically said that an NHL 4th Liner rips in any lower league.

Dale Weise then disproved this theory of his by being absolutely horrific in the Swedish Hockey League and quit.

>>150714243
oh, it's beautiful. and the controversial age gap!

They say Gary

Loves company

We could start a company

And make Gary

>>150714299
Dale Weisse could fuck your shit up. 5 kids. A genetic jackhammer.

>>150714299
how old was he in the shl tho

>>150714299
his latina wife's genes had zero effect clearly

>>150714325
33.

>>150714367
well you might be right in that case

>>150714379
Yeah, well you can't just come unprepared to the one of the best hockey leagues in the world if you want to perform. Take Jakob Silfverberg for example. He was a 4th liner his last NHL seasons and at age 33 when coming back to the SHL last season. He realized that if he was going to produce he had to lose weight and train differently, because you have to skate more in the SHL due to the big ice surface. He ended up 4th in points.

Dale Weise probably thought he could just come and "rip it". Probably what Josh Ho-Sang thought also.

>SHL
>one of the best hockey leagues in the world

30 goal rempe

How do the top leagues rank?
NHL>KHL>AHL>SHL>LIIGA ?

>>150714559
NHL>KHL>SHL>AHL>NL>Liiga=Czech Extraliga>Hockeyallsvenskan>ECHL=DEL

>>150714239
me

>>150714589
sweden and switzerland are inferior to finland, retard.

I don't care about any of it I just want to post skanksthrww

Shut the fuck up chambers

>>150714661
Liiga is probably closer to Hockeyallsvenskan than SHL.

>>150713585
what went wrong with johnny and matty then?

>>150715040
Fate called johnny to the void

>>150715057
>nothingness is favourable to living in calgary
he got it right

>>150714661
SHL is definitely better than Liiga.
With NL their star players are better than ours, but it kinda evens out when you start looking at their 3th/4th line guys.

>>150715090
I think he was depressed because he missed being in Calgary. High risk activities is often a sign of depression (ie biking on the highway)

>>150715254
If the 31 Finns playing in NL played in Liiga instead the gap between SHL and Liiga would be much narrower.

good morning Flamiacs

>>150715311
get a load of this cityboy thinking he cant just ride his bike absolutely lit on rural roads

>>150715480
Flamiacs are vampires

hahaha 3 day special operation kwab kwab kwab ban ovechkin ban kaprizov ban shesterkwab ban all russki piece of shit

>>150714716
shut the fuck up, chambers

>>150715567
some yes

hockey in 2 and a half bongs

somehow my wordle in three today was more impressive than my wordle in two yesterday (connections remains as irrelevant as ever)

I'm afraid I'm in it for the crossword

>>150715791
Might take a watch, Pekka

>>150715254
Fortunately they are finally planning to improve Liiga and other finnish leagues

>>150715926
by playing with fewer finns?

>>150715936
Fewer teams

>>150715813
Me on the right

>>150715955
So you’re kicking out Jokerit?

>>150716018
Jokerit are currently playing in the 2nd highest league Mestis so not exactly. I think the general hope is that 2 current Liiga teams are kicked down to Mestis at some point.

Need huggy

>>150716071
So mestis is going to be significantly more competitive

>>150716108
kys

finns OUT
swedes OUT

>>150716269
terrible, terrible post

>>150716277
cope tranny

>>150716269
cope /hoc/ loves our goofy Finns and Swedes

>>150716287
you're an idiot.

im an idiot

Reminder to habs fans to say "Sid to the habs" a few times today to get it into the ether I can't bring him here alone

my truth is that im gay and retarded

>>150716372
Same

>>150716372
>>150716374
Go flames

>>150716269
Russia will take over there soon.

>>150716478
rude

>>150716410
Did you photoshop his head and make it bigger

2026 stan lee clinching goal:
caufield, assisted by dobson and crosby
screencap this

>>150716502
that's just how canadians are

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>150716480
Which side will Barkov fight on?

>>150716502
I did not

Imagine being a fan of
>laffs
>rags

I am blessed to be a fan of the Carolina Hurricanes

>>150716754
my dabres should have won :(

>calgary
>its a big town but got a small town feeling
>happy to call this place home

>>150716790
sorry bro

>>150716796
i would be happy too if i was vastly overpaid to play goal

>>150716725
Imagine being a fan of a team other than mine

>>150716833
>1989

>>150716833
this dude looks like a Dreamworks character

>>150716833
do albertans ever take a day off from larping as texans?

>>150716833
I like the Flames, actually. They're the least insufferable Canadian team tbqh
...although I'm sure /hoc/ might have a second opinion on that

>>150716899
retard

>>150716918
Case in point

So Wolf is probably the best contract signed this year. What's the worst one? Frederic?

imagine the bell centre when Crosby skates out for the first time

>>150716964
>7.5 million for a guy with 71 starts
>best contract
give me the drugs you're on sweden

imagine the retard centre when a /hoc/ poster makes a post for the first time

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>150716973
He can’t even speak French

>>150716986
Let me sweden you up a bit by referring to his pre-NHL record: >>150713480

>>150717027
>he was good when he was a kid!
ok, now hes an adult and not doing well against other adults
also, he didnt win a championship once in the whl
lmao

>>150716996
sovl

samir is taking wolf's contract really hard for some strange reason

>>150717045
He is doing incredibly well you're being a hater. What's going on bud

took a massive marner that embodies pic related

>>150717066
>He is doing incredibly well
.910 sv% is incredibly well?
lmao

>>150717073
How did Flames accumulate 96 points while being number 30 lowest scoring team in the league

Was Vegas' Cup a fluke?

>>150717077
OT loser points

>>150717078
no shut the fuck up nerd

del wilson trophy isnt even awarded on an objective metric anymore
its a subjective trophy
lmao

Massive copeing going on

>>150717104
Copey seething

>>150717145
cossa played better than wolf and they still gave wolf his participation trophy

>>150716528
What an odd thing to say, Dobson never gets primary assists

Will they make a holographic clone of Gary like they did with Hatsune Miku?

>>150717214
he's a hab now, not a stinky islander kwab

>>150717217
Holographs cant reproduce the shakes yet

>>150717078
Yeah it was

>>150717217
gary is immortal

>>150717223
this is the type of player the habs traded for

>>150717282
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>150717237
Gary will take over an intern’s body when he is close to dying

>>150717282
metro division nonsense

>>150717282
what was he even doing there

>>150717320
Montreal traded for another "offensive" defenseman instead of a center.

once im the janitor i will be banning (for life) all european posters on hoc. I will be banning (for life) all canucks posters as well. Finally, bans for life will also be applied to anyone posting TRB or BUD1. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>150717348
Also ban AI slop

Crosby about to file a restraining order

>>150717348
Just ban everyone at that point

>>150717024
neither could Ivan demidov and the place acted like Jesus came out to take a shift

>>150716825
You should spit out the cum that cakes your mouth cause I can taste the saltyness from here.

>>150716890
Have you been to either place? It's almost as if it's the same damn place. One's just cold and the other one has Mexicans.

>>150717357
yet another reason for Sid to come home to montreal

>>150717348
>he actually aspires to be a janny

lmao what a fucking loser

>>150717348
you will never erase bud's glorious 1

>>150717348
Kill yourself.

copey won bro's won

What is he cooking? He's made the most moves this off season but his team is still shit.

>>150717389
the NHL needs to remove the salary cap so shit like this offseason never happens again.

>>150717389
jlms

>>150717383
No you didnt

janny got the whole thread bubblin and mumblin

>>150717395
ywnbaswogtj

when i become a janitor i aspire to eradicate the thread of numales

you numales have been officially put ON NOTICE

My Garys :)

#ReelectStephen

You should hate the salary cap

You should love Gary

it's almost christmas :)

Listen to Gary
Trust Gary
Learn from Gary
Love Gary

I wanna see Stephens fat moobs on NHL Network wearing a noel shirt telling me about his islanders on the panel

make it happen

y'all are just a big bunch of bullies

My only question to Gary would be do the drapes match the sheets

>>150717348
why would anyone in their right mind even consider becoming a janny after what happened in April?

>>150717529
word and with his trademark bucket hat

>>150717540
If you run /hoc/ you run /sp/

>>150717524
Wolf's contract was all I asked Santa for and he already delivered!

>>150717543
for sure, the bucket hat is a must

>>150717536
Its all in good fun and for the sake of entertainment. Its nothing more than a message on a screen, don't get so emotional about it. bud

My only question to Gary would be will you marry me

>>150717573
words hurt

>>150717583
Of course fren :)

>>150717615
in the maritimes, we say yous

>>150717623
based

>>150717524
I can’t wait :)

dylan won
tbg won
copey lost
bud lost and got ignored by noel

bud won
copey won
rito won
Wolfpack won

>>150717282
I’m so glad my isles ditched him.

>>150717623
I’ve never heard Marchand say that

>>150717717
his mom definitely does. she's a good cape breton gal

>>150717725
>budthrowstrb.mp4

im feeling the marner slip past my anus as i write this
the smell of the marner starts to ever creep up from inside the toilet bowl

small residual marners now are pushed out in relation to the main marner

Just simply refuse to wage haha that's all

reminder, it's statistically likely that the canadian posters in this thread are actually indians

>>150717752
the mild will never recover from this kwab

>>150717747
I wish I could quit and be a NEET :(

>>150717752
...he still stays in minnesota lol

2/3 of the top 3 picks in this draft are playing in the NHL this season

hahahahahaha

>>150717869
the streets of Brighton are calling for Kaprizov.

there's better hockey discussion on tik tok

>>150717861
All 3 will be busts

>>150717905
Hockey tik tok talks about which players are hot and having gay sex

>tik tok talks
say that five times fast haha

>>150717934
/hoc/ talks about gay sex all the time

as if there's anything else to talk about

>>150717939
only because it was part of a legendary victory

>>150717946
why the NHL hates marketing

R8 my flowers, bros

Kaprizov is a fucking moron. He's not going to see another offer like that for the rest of his career.

>>150717946
What could stop Florida from winning again?

>>150718095
he's unironically gonna get more money once the cap goes up again.

>>150717752
Remember when was some retard here said he would re-sign yesterday?

>>150718097
PREP shortage

>>150718056
stunning! :O

>>150718097
The new itir playoff rule

>>150717366
>You should spit out the cum that cakes your mouth cause I can taste the saltyness from here.
calgarian making gay insults
no surprise there

>>150718097
rhymes with nabs

>>150718056
Very beautiful 10/10

>>150718056
They're almost as beautiful as you anon :)

>>150718115
Who the fuck is going to pay him 16+ when he hasn't had a healthy season in 3 years?

>>150718252
the same retards who think he will ever put up 50
which is (You)

>>150718252
My Chris Drury :)

>>150717752
Future trade to islanders confirmed; he wants to play with his khl friends

>>150718252
Anyone who wants to get a scoring player on their team

>>150718252
they think he has a higher ceiling than panarin for some reason

>>150718318
He's better than that soft fuck Panarin imo

>>150718326
how so?

>>150718326
lol lmao

>>150718333
he actually doesn't depend on constant flopping and power play goals

>>150718343
then why cant he play 82 games?

>>150717905
I’m not a faggot so I wouldn’t know but the quality of /hoc/ overwhelming suggests you’re correct

nuckies already have their own kaprizov

>>150717939
Lots of latent homosex here, constantly fantasizing about raping a mentally regarded individual

>>150718376
let it go rag fag.

>>150718318
>panarin

Let's get back to celebrating the Flames

yay we finished 17th again and no playoffs, extend the mediocrity!

>>150718413
those are our flames

society has moved past the need for white women

>>150718318
i guess he has 4 more years to hit that, seeing as it took 9 years for panarin to score more points than kaprizov's 2nd season

>>150718443
>panarin is 33 and only hit 100+ points ONCE
what the fuck lmao

>>150718453
yeah he's not a line driver

Y’all got anymore of those false rape accusations?

>>150718443
it will take another 9 years for kaprizov to ever hit 100 points again given how little he plays

>>150718426
>women running your hockey teams PR account
its over

>>150718486
>false
when were the accused pronounced innocent?

>>150718486
>2025
>writing the word 'manosphere'
God please nuke this country

>>150718426
shut up, mutt

#Alberta51

>>150718497
when the judge publicly called the accuser a liar and declared the boys not guilty. Remember when the judge officially called the EM a liar because the judge wanted to kill the possibility of their being an appeal? That was hilarious but must have been extremely embarrassing for EM and her supporters. Having a judge officially label you a liar has got to suck. Not as much as EM willingly and enthusiastically sucked those cocks though.

>>150718533
North Montana

>>150718534
not guilty isnt the same as being innocent
and the judge did not call EM a liar

hero

>>150718530
the joke flew past your head.

>>150718582
ok mutt

>>150718584
WGFD

>>150718542
not guilty definetly means innocent retard otherwise theyd be guilty holy shit is this too hard for you lmao

the judge called her a liar do you not know how to read? this is just sad honey. It's time to post tits or gtfo

every time i make a good post i imagine you guys giving me a fist bump and a butt tap

>>150718590
>he thinks oj was innocent

>>150718595
he was, as he was not guilty. Racist much? Ick.

>>150718497
You will never be a real woman

>>150718618
that is ok with me since my dick is large enough to satisfy your mom

>>150717357
I don’t listen to them on the radio anyways

love seeing the meltdown to initial contract talks lmao

>>150718616
retard

>Ontario Superior Court Justice Maria Carroccia says she didn’t find the complainant’s evidence to be “credible or reliable,” and the Crown failed to prove she didn’t consent to the sexual activity.

lmao what a lying bitch EM was. A rape occurred in that room alright, she raped those boys.

>>150718648
reminds me of an evening a few years ago

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> KIRILL THE THRILL TO THE NHL’S MOST PREMIER AND IMPORTANT FRANCHISE: DA CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS

>>150718648
so the judge never once explicitly said EM was lying
tyfyc

>In legal and professional contexts, "not credible" is a common, more measured alternative to calling someone a liar, allowing for a focus on evidence rather than personal morality.

lmao the judge was trying not to be rude but she was calling that lying bitch a liar

>>150718648
Did they release em’s real name yet

>>150718673
>liar was implied!!!!1
wew

>>150718426
I would stare at the ice instead of her too

>>150718534
Why didn’t he have her arrested for perjury?

>>150718656
>the rumor origin
I hope he says no because fuck the Blackhawks

>>150718689
I get with english being your second language ranjeet this can be hard, but the word 'alternative' means "they are calling this bitch a liar but trying to be nice about it'

Like when people say "Ranjeet! Personal space!" they are calling you smelly, but in a nice way.

Or when people say "Ranjeet! Don't hang out at school playgrounds!" they are calling you a pedophile but in a nice way.

>>150718721
english is my first language and im white
mr. cope with loss

>>150718659
Not credible = I think you’re lying but there’s no way to prove it

>>150718735
so you agree the judge didnt call her a liar

the stench of samir fills the air

>>150718768
close your windows then brownskin

>>150718855
AI slop needs to be outlawed

Tusks up :)

>English is my first language!
>The judge calling her a liar didnt really call her a liar because she didnt use the exact words of 'liar'!
Oh so youre just a retard. Ok then.

>>150719103
>she called her a liar cause i said so ok
>dont expect me to actually produce evidence of the event though ok, cause it was only ever implied
thanks for coming out

Charlie Kirk just got shot in the neck

>>150718648
Hockey boys need to learn to wait until marriage

>>150718862
uhh got any proof that it's ai?

>>150719115
nta but youre getting heemed ranjeet, i think you should let this one go.

White people are waking up

>>150719245
i think youre brown and mad

>>150719157
Watch the video that is circulating /pol/ right now, he is dead

>>150719331
I saw it on telegram

>>150719157
>>150719331
He got what was coming to him. Moving on, why didn't Kaprizov take the money? Is living in Minnesota that bad?

>>150719157
>be american
>get shot
jen

>>150719503
Retard

>>150719503
>Is living in Minnesota that bad?
Compared to California or NY, yeah it probably is.

>>150719315
thoughts on your loss to bud?

who should the etsy witches curse next

>>150718741
It’s legalese for calling someone a liar. Like saying the dude allegedly murdered the Ukrainian chick when there video of doing it because he hasn’t been convicted yet. If the judge didn’t think she was a liar she would have convicted the sexful 5

>>150719315
>accuse your enemies of being what you are

>>150719811
>she implied liar, ok!
heh

>>150719503
He wants that sweet Florida/texas/Vegas tax rate

>>150719819
difficult to do when im white and calm

>>150719837
Whatever you say

>>150719853
>accuse your enemies of being what you are

Fat Frank knows that Kaprizov has decline the contract because of the "no bonus structure", but withold that information because he's a sensationalist cunt.

bud/11 tomorrow

bud did not 1

All the liberal fags on r/hockey sucking mark carney's cock for making a joke about mcdavid not being signed, still not understanding that everything that party touches turns to shit, so if carney is making jokes about it, mcdavid aint coming back.

>>150720194
i think that and look like that

>>150720187
>>150720194
xhe bubblin'

>>150720198
go back

>>150719926
The medic here was a legend

Here's why the Years of Lead will be good for the Islanders

>>150717752
Edmonton just short themselves. What’s McDavid worth now, $20M aav?

Charlie Kirk is dead.

The boys on Overdrive are trying to get Crosby traded to the Habs.

>>150720359
KWAB

>>150720336
retard

>>150720336
>Guerin has never given a contract with a single dollar in bonus
>Kaprizov's camp want the contract to be buyout proof
The Wild will have to give most of the salary in bonuses and then Kaprizov will sign.
>>150720359
No shit. He was dead the moment the bullet went through his throat. It was only a matter of time.

>>150720359
USA is such a strange country

Clubbies mentioned

>>150720359
i didn't know he was sick

>>150720436
apparently a guy sniped him from 200 yards
insane that a random person can buy a weapon like that

>>150720629
that's not a large distance. Imagine being such a numale you don't own a rifle, know anything about guns, or how to shoot.

t. PAL and RPAL holder

>>150720667
shut up albertan idiot

>>150720629
You can kill a man with a 10/22 at 200y

>overdrive fags crying about marner again
must be a day ending in y

>>150720667
Who cares

>>150720667
Imagine being such a cuck you need a loisence to possess firearms

>>150720680
he clearly had a scope

It's unfortunate enough that I kind of look like this guy

sometimes i wonder if a civil conflict will happen in usa

>>150720692
Do you even see events like his just took place and think maybe the usa got gun rights wrong.

>>150720679
awww the wittle numale baby is bubblin isnt that cute. Maybe you should talk about your feelings with your wifes boyfriend? Getting told you don't know what youre talking about when it comes to guns when you don't know what you are talking about shouldn't trigger you like this emotionally. Actually, you wouldn't pass the gun licence process because of that, fun fact!

mitch is seething

>>150720692
yeah but you yankees need the same thing, I think every state has gun control. Are you a yankee that doesn't own a gun?

>>150720694
Probably but not necessary and not mutually exclusive with 10/22’s. 200y is within point blank range for 556.


No exit wound plus the way his body reacted the butted hit the spine

Well?

>>150720714
Bud, faggots own guns. Men settle their differences through melee.

everyone stop talking about america and start talking about the Flames

>>150720745
same thing

>>150720735
Being an actual girl would alright. I'm pushing

>>150720706
No. This was a government hit anyway

>>150720735
yea i would finally be a woman

bud1242 has been sullied by violence

>>150720738
I'm sorry, are you brown? We don't own guns to shoot at each other, this isn't Somalia or wherever you come from. We own guns because we hunt. And if youre this upset about being told that 200 yards is not a hard shot to make with a rifle then you shouldn't be anywhere near a gun, or frankly, people. You need to do some growing up buddy. You need to do some maturing.

By your reaction I assume you are a canucks fan. When Hughes leaves to go to new jersey please don't kill yourself.

>>150720735
>have life on easy mode
OR
>have life on easy mode

Tough choice here bros

>>150720745
Crazy how the Flames traded Sam Bennet to Florida in exchange for nothing

>>150720359
kwab

go flames

>>150720771
t.

why is mitch pretending that owning a gun makes up for him being 5'9?

there is literally nothing wrong with being 5'9 or below

im a woman

how tall is the governor

I’m 5’10 and have a gun desu

>>150720724
No I don’t need a license to own any firearms. NFA requires excise tax stamps on the transfer of certain firearms. I can by a rifle from any private individual in my state without permission nor a requirement to notify anyone of the transaction. I can also make my own firearms and not have to serialize or report it to either the estate or federal governments.

Open carry or concealed carry is a constitutionally protected right - one or the other must be allowed without permission.

The US government’s gun laws derive their authority from the interstate commerce clause.

Real men hunt via melee.

>>150720812
Thank god we regulate our guns

Wolfpack hunts as a wolf pack

i have never fired a gun before in my life

>>150720798
trb detected

>>150720822
maybe with less strict gun laws tim mclean would have just been shot instead of decapitated and eaten

>>150720834
>15 year old story
good one buddy

>>150720834
you mean ron mclean?

>>150720812
Sorry, the recent big wasteful spending bill removed the $200 tax from nfa items so t`hats not even a thing anymore. But that reminds me that the NFA also derives its authority from the federal governments power to tax. What’s fun about the above is the removal of the tax renders almost the entire NFA unconstitutional since, without a tax, the feds no longe r have the constitutional authority to regulate those items (was always unconstitutional since background checks have nothing to do with taxes but it’s way more blatant now that there’s not even a tax).

>>150720822
Yeah it’s really good no one had a gun on that train where the young woman was stabbed `to dearth for no reason

>>150720857
Apparently everyone had a gun on that train

I was in the train and I had a gun and I decided not to stop it because she reminded me of a girl who was mean to me in middle school

>>150720695
Not anymore you don't.

>>150717752
Holy shit wolf was a steal

>>150720940
Minnesota just really sucks

getting filtered by these faggot ants in this gauntlet

>>150720735
I’ll push the button 10 times

>>150721195
>no mountains
kwab

>>150721213
Too much smoke. Air is fucked

>>150721223
>We are the "Flames"
>Ahh ahh oh no oh gosh there's too much smoke, my lungs, I can't see my mountains because of the smoke
Posers

>>150721228
cope this is the view from the golf course on a clear day

Forgive me if I hesitate; it's incredibly hot in here today

Forgive me if I didn't ask, because I didn't

>>150721250
You are forgiven
>>150721296
Shut the fuck up

weird blatty marner, staccato fire with high recoil

going to the bar hopefully they aren't talking about political faggotry

>>150721326
What firearm are you bringing with you?
Do you need backup?

>>150720706
1993

>>150721250
It’s getting cooler here. Fall is in the air

>>150721326
I should go to bar so I can complain about my life and get drunken hugs

>>150721413
Maybe he was named after the Viet Cong

>>150721413
It do be like that

Who’s baking the next bread?

>>150721477
>>150721477
>>150721477
New