Thread 150725610

Never relax

>>150725610 (OP)
He's going to say it

Jordan Love is him.

24 hours until the NFCN slayer begins his work

Franchise

>>150725638
>Commanders vs Packers
The battle of two fanbases who think their shit don't stink

Anime

>>150725643
rider

>>150725691
His seat? You guessed it! The driver's seat.

would you rather your team win their next game, or a blowjob from temujin (woman)

>>150725703
Win the next game. My wife doesn't like sharing

>>150725737
Based married Chad

Play caller rankings after week 1

Top 3 OCs
1. Todd Monken - Ravens
2. Shane Steichen - Colts
3. Greg Roman - Chargers

Bottom 3 OCs
30. Nick Caley - Texans
31. Klint Kubiak - Seahawks
32. Mike McDaniel - Dolphins


Top 3 Defensive play callers
1. Vance Joseph - Broncos
2. Patrick Graham - Raiders
3. Nick Rallis - Cardinals

Bottom 3 Defensive play callers
30. Steve Wilks - Jets
31. Zach Orr - Ravens
32. Bobby Babich - Bills

>>150725701
i dont see a steering wheel there nigga

>>150725781
In America we have apps that replaced the steering wheel

Post your face when the Cowboys win the Superb Owl!

WE Still dem boys!

>>150725836
I'd rather not post my non-existent face from 1996

>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers

>>150725856
Damn whatever team that is sure does suck, as is defintetly not DEM BOYS!

is the AFC or the NFC stronger?

>>150725836
like a retarded kid getting a girl.

my morning constitutional was basically all water

>>150725880
NFC can squat more

>>150725885
something tells me it was actually urine from last nights sex romp

>>150725836
Jerry is the curse

>>150725880
AFC by a lot, better QBs with Jackson, Allen, Burrow, and Herbert, though eagles are probably the most complete team they are the only standout in the NFC compared to the AFC as of now

the absolute state of flyovers

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>150725922
It's a spaceship that landed over 100 years ago. Show some respect.

>>150725948
full rebuild on tap

>>150725922
In fairness, it’s the most important stadium in the history of the sport.

>>150725911
nearly all the good defenses are in the nfc

>>150725948
more like Brock Hurty amirite?

>>150725948
Reminder that Jordan Love, Trevor Lawrence, and Turdy all have quarter BILLION dollar contracts. The absolute state of muttmerican economics.

>>150725968
fucking gottem' lmao kek

games start too late bros, kickoff should be 7pm simple as

>>150725976
true, fuck the left coast fags

>check the schedule
>there's a 10PM game
>on Monday night

what the FUCK are they thinking?

>>150725973
And somehow none of them have the worst QB contract

>>150725987
milky time. let me guess, it's a raiders game

>>150725987
are you saying you don't want to watch football at 1 in the morning?

>>150725996
not when i need to get up at 5AM to get ready for work

>>150725967
who? 49ers, Pack(kinda), and Eagles of course?

>>150725987
>checks teams playing at 10
and nothing of value was lost

>>150725968
>>150725948
9ers bros.... what now?

>>150726012
Mac Jones will hold the line

hey guys, i'm from the future

>>150726049
god willing, behind a washed Trent, broken barch, shitty center, and ok right side? >we are cooked

>>150725948
Not like the QB matters in this offense. Mac Jones will look just as good as Purdy and everyone will finally agree he's just a Shannymerchant.

>>150725948
>CMC is their healthiest player

RIP

>bro, football!
you guys are literally pathetic

bro this bussy

>>150726082
Worst case, we'll have a high draft pick to fix the oline next year.

>Bears
Great rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.
>Blackhawks
Great rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Fronded, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.
>Bulls
Crypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.
>Cubs
Great rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.
YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s?

>>150726146
Your misplaced optimism sickens me

>>150725948
I fucking TOLD you all the 9ers weren't a playoff team

based tua silencing the haters

>>150725948
>handed powderpuff cupcake schedule
>still fuck it all up anyways

oh no

Herbert on the Dolphins would have a ring by now

>>150726244
Herbert is dawgless, he'll never win shit.

For me, the funniest outcome for tonight’s game will be if the Packers get absolutely booty clapped. If they do, it shows everyone how dogshit the lions are and how much of a dumb retard Dan Campbell is

>>150726244
well duh yeah there are plenty of jewelry stores in Miami area

>>150726271
kek

>>150726219
he'll silence the haters by balling out, if he can't he's a forever target from being part of that QB draft class.

>>150726168
He isn't wrong about the Cubs, maybe stop listening to 670 or being a seething Sux fan

>>150726269
Green Gay needs to be cock slapped once and for all.

>>150726269
Thy will be done

>>150726297
Shut the fuck up. Sox have more soul than the Cucks

>>150726297
>>150726321
why don't you fight it out in the cage?

>>150726321
>more heckin sovlerino

>>150726332
Don't reply to me again Alejandro

The last game Herbert played before he balled out against the chiefs was his dogshit 4 INT performance against the Texans, the worst performance of his career.
Tua just had the worst performance of his career. He’s gonna drop 4 tuddies on the Patriots.

>>150726004
>>150725996
It's simple. Raiders fans don't have jobs unless it's part of their probation. Chargers fans don't exist.

>>150726351
more than one poster here buddy

>>150726332
>Shitballpee fan piping up
enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, hopefully the yankees won’t embarrass you too badly
>>150726341
I doubt you even live if the city you pathetic grifter…you are probably some hick from southern illinois or iowa

I hope Bahamas didn’t kill himself. Suicide is never the answer.
That guy was fun, a way better punching bag than the statmutt and kiwicel.

>>150726219
The question he's was responding to was if he can remember the names of his parents or siblings.

>>150726381
>statmutt
ah yes, criticize the guy wanting to preserve board culture by accosting a literal webm spamming tranny that frequents /ptg/

>>150726381
Suicide is the answer and you should do it

>>150726395
Bit mean.

Manfred owes me a one night expenses paid hotel in Omaha so I can have sex with Alice in the missionary position

Good morning /NFL/

>>150726390
Every autismal action requires and equal and opposite reaction

>>150726399
good

>>150726399
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that. My wife’s bvll just left me and I felt compelled to take my impotent rage out on you.

So, how does yesterday’s events affect the game tonight?

>>150726381
What if the question is "name a seven letter word for killing yourself"?

>>150726219
Yes, Pooa, actually there is something called "home field advantage" which your fans help create.

>>150726428
What evens?

>>150725948
It's Mac Jonesin' time

>>150726429
Mistake.

>>150726399
I could be meaner.

>>150726423
I was joking with the other guy but you should actually kill yourself.

>>150726428
I mean, the yankees held a moment of silence for him (lol). Hopefully the nfl isn't that cucked

My prediction for tonight's game?

27-24 Packers
Or
27-24 Football Team

Thank you Kay

>>150726219
>he doesn’t think fans help win games

>>150726457
i'm rooting for an atomic bomb to be dropped on the stadium

>>150726012
We don't need Purdy to beat the Saints, Cardinals or Jaguars. It might be a problem against the Rams but he could be back by then.

>1st 3 weeks of Thursday games feature exclusively non white qbs
Pretty based ngl.

>>150726470
that would require someone to be able to find green bay on a map

>>150726471
>we
stop posting and go study the playbook Mac

Test

>>150726474
Pretty sure you have your hand wrapped snugly around your cock while typing this.

>>150726470
Zased

>>150726471
It's the perfect window for bottom feeder teams to recover their stats by bullying the 9ers

>>150726500
>thinking about my cock
Lol fag

>>150725836
Green Bay fan. Thank you for the Christmas present with Parsons

>>150725897
Fucking good. I can't wait to see him kill the Commanders today.

>>150726510
Nah not yours, now your dad's on the other hand...

>>150726471
Cardinals/Jaguars are losses without Purdy

Wisconsin produces some of the worst people in the country. I wish that shithole would secede to canada

>>150726535
>Wisconsin produces some of the worst people in the country
Name one such person

>>150726535
a beautiful state filled to the brim with shitty people

>>150726546
Paul Ryan

>>150726546
Kyle Rittenhouse

>>150726535
Rent free
Total FIB death

>>150726546
the Sargento family

How cold do the games get in green Bay during the winter months anyway?

I just realized the reason Chicago is so shitty is because it’s where Wisconsin, Illinois, and Indiana all meet.

>>150726565
cold enough to warrant a dome, same with buffalo. It should be against NFL rules to subject visiting teams to play in that

>>150726565
Not that cold anymore until you get post Thanksgiving, temps statewide have gone up

>>150726459
I hate this bitch. You can tell that she thinks she is soooooooooo good looking and tries so hard to be all cutesy “oooo la la looky me”. Please. Look at that thick coat of make up and the gigachad chin. No thanks. Don’t get me wrong, I’d definitely stuff my hard erect cock into her tight pussy if you know what I mean. But cmon, she is just tv whore, nothing more.

>>150726570
that entire area is an armpit

>>150726381
always needlessly calling him a nigger in my posts was the best

>>150726556
Standard zogbot. Such golems are found all over the country
>>150726559
He's a retarded little chuddie, but he's not satan incarnate
>>150726564
The cheese? I buy their provolone sometimes. What'd they do?

>>150726518
It sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately

>>150726573
Why does Arrowhead get a pass, they get ice storms down there, it's not warm like people would think

>>150726565
Wetbulb averages have driven regional temperatures up the past 29 years, most likely due to pollution and greenhouse gas effect. But hey, im just a crazy liberal for stating this objectively true fact.

>>150726570
The suburbs are just as bad. Shitty roads lined with brown strip malls, hardly any trees, smells like sewage everywhere. Idk why so many people live in that depressing shithole

>>150726556
He’s a rat face for sure
>>150726559
He never did anything to me
>>150726564
Don’t these guys just make cheese? Are you lactose intolerant or something?
Was expecting stock answers like Jeffy Dahmer.

>>150726518
>Fucking good. I can't wait to see him kill the Commanders today.
Most of Parson's snaps last week were in the 4th quarter. He'll do nothing against a team that's used to seeing him twice a year

Is being a cock doctor a gay job? What child thinks, "I want to be a cock doctor when I grow up. I want to look at and study dicks for 8+ years then write a thesis on dicks. Then I'll spend the rest of my life looking at and even touch the cocks of strangers." At that point it's a Jin though and doing your job isn't gay. You're actually paying to go to a university to look at cocks, buying books that have 100s of pictures of cocks, maybe even doing internships at the dick hospital so you can get some hands on experience with cocks.

Asking for a friend BTW I mean not really u was just curious not curious like that though and I meant he not I. Also Cumhandlers 32-22 green gay

wetbulb this bussy

>>150726531
Depends on the defense. If the defense is legit it should be able to shut down those two teams and the offense just needs to not be a liability.

>>150726594
Dahmer lived just outside the meat packing district and got a little creative

>>150726269
Why does Campbell trigger sissies so hard?

>>150726565
>>150726573
Cold weather games are the best games to watch on TV and even better in person.

>>150726559
Rittenhouse is from Illinois

>>150726573
Pussy

my vikiesfrens are the best kind of frens!

>>150726598
>if I keep saying he's bad enough times it will come true
Bold strategy anon

>>150726629
>saying he's bad
Pissconsin reading comprehension

>>150726573
>>150726589
>>150726617
I'd have to say that cold weather games are just an integral part of football and, yes, can be (and are) quite enjoyable. Matter of fact, I'd say cold weather games are the heart and soul of football.

>>150726681
More like fart and hole of sootball

Travis Kelce scored 2 points lower on the wonderlic than Jamarcus Russell.

Have you apologized yet? It's not his fault the Giants are a terribly run organization. He no longer embodies the stench of New York failure.
It was NEVER his fault. Everything the Giants touch turns to shit.

>>150726704
Colts might...MIGHT...sneak into the Wildcard.

>>150726704
Not so fast Danny Dimes, you have to survive Denver first

>>150726681
>>>/lgbt/

>>150726704
Dolphins had a coaching meltdown that was really underappreciated and he got to filet that mess in a dome. Not even close to yet

>>150726219
When Tua has a bad game, you mother fuckers like to spam >Pooa Turndaballova xD

When he balls out you're fucking silent. Watch when he destroys the fucking Patriots (like he always does)

>>150726244
We have already seen what a playoff choker that Herbert is with no dawg. Dolphins would still be in the same situation with that bitch. Herbert hasn't won shit and motherfuckers are treating him like a top 5 QB, because you're gay and attracted to him.

If only there was a three to four week period where the games don't count so that teams can have their offenses ready for when the games do count...

>>150726737
He’s back!

>>150726737
he balls out and leads the team to a stunning 8-9 record (at best)

>>150726737
you should dive headfirst off of the back of a boat, placing your forehead into the rotor

>>150726737
>When he balls out you're fucking silent
'cause it never happens

>>150726219
Based Tua shitting on his own fans.

>>150726737
Tua has never beaten a Vrabel team. They're going to get dumpstered and Tua will very likely get injured in the first half.

>>150726762
I remember when Tua put up a 70 burger on the Broncos

>>150726737
Tua was good at one point, now all those hits have him washed. He needs to retire. Not everyone has the skill to live in a permanently concussed state and toss hospital balls like Stafford.

>>150726742
Goff is just coping because he's going to get exposed hard this season. He's everything that the Brock Purdy haters accuse Brock Purdy of being.

When the Chargers play the Chiefs, it's always a highly-contested affair in which the deciding factor is often Chiefs refball.
When the Dolphins play the Bills, the game is over in the first quarter. There's a 0% chance for the Dolphins to beat the Bills unless Josh Allen gets struck by a meteor or the Bills are resting their starters at the end of the season.

>>150726777
Checked

>>150726783
what do you expect when you take players who play most of their games in sunny 70 degree florida and force them to play outside in -20 degree weather? Every bills win over the dolphins in bufdalo should have an asterisk next to it

>>150725948
Ninerbros...I cain't

>>150726836
why don't the dolphins just do this?

>>150726737
Welcome back faggot. Hope you're ready for a 2-15 season :^)

>>150726737
Pooa Turndaballova xD

>>150726836
>Lolphins playing in the Buffalo cold BAD
>Bills playing in the Miami heat GOOD
Cry about it

>>150726836
What kind of a bitch cant cope with a bit chilly weather conditions

>>150726737
>Pooa Turndaballova xD

>>150726865
fucking retard. you just proved you have NEVER played football in your life. Cold is so much worser then heat

>>150726881
>Cold is so much worser then heat
Everyone else does just fine
Maybe Miami should stop being pussies

>>150726737
Where's Pooa's wins over the Queefs

>>150726881
Cold is wayyyy easier to manage than heat

>>150726737
You're looking at a 1-3 win season at best
How are you gonna hold up?

>>150726881
>Cold is so much worser then heat
ugly brownoid ESL

>>150726900
>1-3 win season at best
More like a 1-3 game season

>>150726891
That guy thinks that the players are not wearing any clothes that help with the cold. I bet he has never done any excercising in cold weather, he'd know that if you excerise and move, you're not even gonna get cold

>>150726881
>Cold is so much worser then heat
You have never played football

>>150726881
You've never done sports, buddy. Also, go check where dolphins players are from or what university did they play at, surely not all of them are from hawaii or sunny california lmao

Tyreek, you are a Commander!

>>150725703
desu the Bears offense did look good. The only problem was Caleb refusing to throw the ball to wide open receivers and airmailing it when he did.

I'll take a win and a blowjob from my gf.

>>150726907
He has an outsider opinion. In the majority of the US most 3-sport high school athletes see both ends of the temperature spectrum anyway. I would take freezing my nipples off over heat stroke anytime.

In other countries they prefer to play futbol (real football) in hot climate. this reason for this is because you do not pose a risk to the cramping.

americans are stupid

>>150726949
You do not cramp in the cold if you do a proper warmup. What the fuck man

>>150726949
>the flag
>the post

>>150725754
Is it time to apologize?

>>150726949
ALEJANDRO

NFL players need to start kneeling again in response to the injustice against Decarlos Brown. People of Color deserve the right to self defense without being assumed guilty.

>>150726949
beer only counts as proper hydration if you are a spectator

So, Hurts is a system baby check down merchant...

>>150726949
no one cares about poverty kickball, shut the fuck up spic

>>150726989
BUT, he breaks structure and tries to play hero ball...

>>150726997
So does Caleb Williams but nobody's sucking his dick.

>>150727004
Probably has something to do with the end result

>>150726996
>>150726961
Wowww. immediate jump to racism and name calling. very typical of american people

>>150726997
I wonder how tightly this is defined, the Eagles run designed plays with delayed QB runs and Daniels position here doesn't seem to match his performance, he is easily as elusive as Caleb with better results

So, is Tyreek still good? My friends were talking about the trade rumors, and when I asked who would even want him, they all said he was still elite even if he was a diva. I don't watch Dolphins games so idk how good he still is. I know his numbers look like shit now, but is that just because he plays in Miami under Pooa? I thought Tyreek was totally washed

>>150727030
Well, the only reason he was good was because he was fast and I haven't heard about him slowing down.

>>150727030
Reek is still fast as fuck and no less retarded, I think it's the off the field issues keeping the teams that want him offering a juicy trade

>>150727045
Juicy trades don't happen during the season unless a star player gets injured or a contender feels like they need a missing piece at the trade deadline. We're still a month away from teams seriously putting together some huge trade packages. If you sold on him now, you'd only get pennies in return.

>>150726997
Based Matt Stafford. Truly the last of his kind.

>>150727030
>So, is Tyreek still good
No. A guy like that doesn't know how to start again after he stops trying. He's done.

>>150727058
I think it's funny that KC is dying for a receiver right now. The irony

>>150727069
Wasn't that who he always was, even at his best?

>>150726989
>Week 1
Last year wasn't he the one who threw checkdowns the least and had the highest DOT?

Jayden Daniels is good at football

>>150725987
I can't imagine living on the East Coast and being a fan of the NFL, it's the worst timezone

>>150727030
Yes he's still good. Even if there's a chance he isn't elite anymore, he's still a great receiver.

>>150727058
The Dolphins front office said they've gotten offers already

>>150727098
Yeah but teams aren't going to be making their best offers right now. Every time they lose, the Chiefs are going to up their offer.

>>150726573
Fuck that. Cold weather games are based. Snow games are the most fun

>>150725976
>>150725980
>>150725987
West coast chads, we can't stop winning!

>>150726836
The average temp in January in Buffalo is 26. The average low (meaning overnight) is 21. It’s not that cold, they just get a ton of snow.

Has Miami tried not having a soft team full of weak willed niggers?

OFFICIAL /nfl/ Week 2 power rankings

1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. Green Bay Packers
3. Buffalo Bills
4. Baltimore Ravens
5. Los Angeles Rams
6. Los Angeles Chargers
7. Kansas City Chiefs
8. Washington Commanders
9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
10. Detroit Lions
11. Minnesota Vikings
12. Denver Broncos
13. San Francisco 49ers
14. Houston Texans
15. Cincinnati Bengals
16. Pittsburgh Steelers
17. Indianapolis Colts
18. Las Vegas Raiders
19. Arizona Cardinals
20. Dallas Cowboys
21. Seattle Seahawks
22. Atlanta Falcons
23. Chicago Bears
24. Jacksonville Jaguars
25. New York Jets
26. Cleveland Browns
27. New England Patriots
28. Tennessee Titans
29. New York Giants
30. Carolina Panthers
31. New Orleans Saints
32. Miami Dolphins

>>150726881
>t someone who has never played football
There’s nothing you can do to stop 95+ heat. You can layer up for cold easily.

NFL players get sideline heaters, heated benches, heated fields, and coats. If you can’t handle winter with long sleeves and gloves for 10 minutes while heavily exerting yourself you should consider suicide.

>>150726390
This general was so unusable when the statmutt was here seething 24/7

>>150727131
The answer is no racist

>>150727135
Bears should be below Jags and Jets

>>150726960
My wife WILL win the afc south and spee WILL cope

>>150727142
It really is just one guy, isn’t it? Ever since he caught his ban there hasn’t been a whisper of Brady vs Mahomes by age 28.

>>150726949
Go back Pedro. We’ll come for you sooner or later.

Also you get cramps, real muscle cramps not just tight muscles, more in the heat when you’re dehydrated.

>>150727175
He's definitely here but I guess he's stopped for now.

>>150726704
Apologize for what? For Steichen successfully holding his hand?>>150725754

>>150727189
he seethed so hard from watching the mutt lose to the chargers after saying he will apologize to eagles fans if the chargers win because "that's how confident I am in the chiefs winning"
he posted porn to net himself a forced vacation
I'll he's give it to him he's annoying but he does have good taste in women, looking at what he posted to get b&

I feel I’ll never get married and no one will ever love me. Despite being young as shit

>>150727274
might as well start having gay sex then

>his city is cucked into giving billionaires free money

pathetic

>>150727244
It was a very good nude. I’ll commute 5 years off of his life sentence of being a homo.

>>150727274
I'm you from the future. Don't worry, it won't be too long until we meet Darnell. It'll be love at first sight and we'll be married before next Christmas.

>>150727289
I'm assuming that doesn't count the random handouts that people get too. Kroenke's tomb in LA was technically paid for with "no taxpayer money" they just got billions in kickbacks.

chat is this real?

>>150727302
>>150727287
I’m 22 and I may lose hope soon

>>150727313
its literally over for young men in the USA. Women have been turned into bbc rabid whores

>>150727313
Lower your standards and go after single moms. The key is to not think of it as raising another man's child, but as a buy one get one free deal.

>>150727313
I lost my virginity at that age

>>150727313
lock in that gay sex while you can

>>150727335
>>150727332
>>150727347
I want to marry a young virgin my age who is conservative though.

>>150727349
When does the window for gay sex close? Quicker than the Lions' window?

List the current top 5 tight ends in the league.

>>150727357
And I want the 49ers to win the owl, but neither of those things are going to happen. Your choices are lower your standards, give up or make a lot of money and marry a younger girl in 10 years.

what's this hair style called?

>>150727365
Whenever that bussy gets blown out. At that point, all you have left is 49ers fandom

>>150727383
Man…. I wouldn’t want my first kid in 10-11 years

>>150727383
Please no

>>150727391
the latin high and tight, the closer you get to south america, the more you see them

eagles adding another weapon meanwhile we stuck with pacheco

fucking nauseating

>>150727391
KWAB of the year potential here if the falcons finish with a better record/make the playoffs

>>150727391
>falcons

isn't younghoe their kicker?

>>150727424
I think he missed a few the other day

>>150727424
i thought he was injured

>>150727398
Just become one of those creepy old guys that the young bucks seethe about stealing all the girls.

Just bet my entire net worth on Redskins moneyline+Bill ©roskey-Merritt anytime TD how fucked am I chat??

>>150727456
What's a "redskins"?

>chat
Kiwicel is a pedophile too?

>>150727456
Sounds like you’re going to be out $20

>>150727468
The red malch in my yard?

>>150726871
Americans

>>150725610 (OP)
>all these NFL players coming out in support of Charlie Kirk
I didn't know there were so many based nogs in the NFL

Oh yeah, there's a game tonight. Is TNF still on twitch?

>>150727391
Caleb's Massa

will the chicano hatewatchers be supporting the commanders or the packers?

>>150727522
Commanders. Packers are the whitest fanbase in the league. They're not even in a real city.

Redskins got em seething kek

Redskins vs. Packers is an awesome TNF matchup... remember when the NFL gave Amazon the worst shit every week?

>>150727487
Is that a grill anon?

That’s R*dskins or Racismskins if we’re going to deadname the Commanders

This is the worst thing to ever happen on September 11th

>>150727527
>whitest fanbase in the league.
packers have fans across the country because of their success, surely the vikings or bills are the whitest fanbase

For me? It's Redskins legend Desean Jackson

Niners are going to be a shit show this year

i'm currently 42nd on the espn fantasy ranking D:

>>150727487
>malch

Sean McVay could fix Caleb Williams

I will be watching this game.

>>150727562
I am a Niners fan and was totally confused by the optimism. It just seemed like the same shit as last year. And when are people going to realize Kyle Shanahan is not a good HC?

>>150727574
duuuuuuuuuuuval

>>150727551
Niners get what they fucking deserve

>>150727570
Maybe it's like those weirdos who pronounce the word milk as "malk"

>>150727570
>>150727582
Kek I just misremembered the spelling. It’s a word I use/say 2 times a year lol

>>150727555
Bills are a strong contender but New York tends to be more diverse than Wisconsin. Vikings represent a real city and cities are naturally going to have a large concentration of non-white people who will support the team because it reps their city. Most people outside of Wisconsin who pick the Packers as their team also tend to be white. Brett Favre was a good ole boy and he was the main figure on the field who established the Packers' modern day popularity.

>>150727487
do you live in a mansion?

>>150727551
>>150727562
Should have won during that 2 year window when you could.

>>150727596
I mean no but it’s 4000 Sq ft

>>150727582
Nobody does that.

>Almost two hours of Mina talking football
bros...

>>150727599
very nice

>>150727602
malk people and melk people are very real anon

>>150727605
>women
>talking about sports

>>150727555
You’ve never been to Minneapolis. It’s filled with Hmongs, Somalians, cucks, and Kirby worshippers. Horrible creatures.

>>150727611
Melk yes, malk no

>>150727613
I have met one Hmong person in my life, in college, she was super short, insanely cute, and had the best set of tits I have ever seen on an Asian. But I heard the culture is pretty lowbrow, criminal, and scummy.

>>150727611
They are. I live amongst them. They also say boat like bow and Wisconsin like Wiscaansen.

>>150727418
Luckily its the Failcunts so there's little chance of that
>>150727551
At least in the past 23 years
>>150727562
Nah they're gonna hang in there. Cards suck and Brock should be ready by the time they face the Rasm
>>150727555
49ers cuz Cali still has the most people (:
>>150727575
Cuase he's still a top 5(ish) OC in the game and Saleh serves as an actual HC as well as DC
>>150727581
You're thinking of a Superbowl Ring, silly.

How did Hmongs and Sommalians land in Minneapolis? so fucking random O.o

>>150727487
Michigan?

>>150727638
>Saleh serves as an actual HC
yea that's gonna make me excited

>>150727641
Gotta save muh third worlders

>>150727637
for me it's saying bowl like bll

>>150727642
Kek wtf how’d u know

49ers strength and conditioning staff really don't do shit do they?

>>150727551
Reminds me of that tragedy

>>150727651
you can tell by the way that it is

>>150727620
I'm sad to inform you that "people" say malk

>>150727551
if brock purdy grows a decent beard he'll become relentlessly handsome

>>150727627
They’re the best en masse immigrants in Minnesota by a mile. They do have some cute girls. They are militantly introverted. They’ll let their little kids play with other races of little kids, but middle school forward a lot of them are not allowed to have white friends. They’re also terrible poachers. I’ve seen deer filled with bolts from them in the summer.
I had drinks with some older generation guys once at a sushi bar, and the shit they talked about in Vietnam was insane. Hell on Earth, villages being burnt down, fleeing into the mountains kind of stuff. I give them props on being hard workers, but they should learn to integrate.

>>150727664
>here's Brock Purdy eating out Hitlers asshole

>>150727665
That what is lol? He could be anywhere in the Midwest

>>150727680
this anon doesn't know ball

living in the midwest must be cool. you can relate to all the midwest emo bands

>the top 4 QBs are all black

white bois, our response?

>>150727688
Emos suck and are cringe. Best things we have here are the nature and lakes. Take out east Detroit and Michigan is arguably the best state

>>150727698
there's one black on that list

>>150727698
wins are a team stat

Who's gonna be on the receiving end of a N-ix bomb this week?

>>150727698
GOFF is the only black QB in the nfl

>>150727688
it's cool because I'm surrounded by uninhabited forest and cheap food and booze

>>150727698
only josh and lamar are black

>>150727709
Fags should have crushed Tennessee last week I had them on a deep alt bet. Stop turning the ball over

Why don’t the Bears and the Lions simply trade QBs

>>150727723
>tuaturndaballova

>>150727289
Chicago giving the Bears $1.5 billion is mind blowing. Talk about a cucked fanbase.

>>150727725
Because the lions aren’t stupid anymore. Although Brad Holmes screwed the lions for not getting a real DE across Aidan it’s really pathetic

>>150727573
He probably will get the chance too. Caleb will eventually become a very good QB but it won't be while he's playing for the Bears.

detroit needs a commanding victory vs bears that week 1 L was fucking pathetic

>>150727754
nah, Caleb is too weak and zesty between the ears to be a good NFL QB

>>150727766
bears are becoming a chicano fanbase, they would seethe if they had a white qb

>>150727698
Jordan Loveless sisters....

>>150727762
>Paints his nails to raise awareness for suicide prevention
>Plays so horribly that Bears fans want to kill themselves

What did he mean by this?

What are we expecting of the game tonight? Kino gunslinger duel?

>>150727806
The duality of zest

>>150727816
jayden daniels is weird sometimes he plays like a god sometimes he plays like a cuck

jordan love will throw da ball we know for sure

>>150727698
>since 2022
Nice cherrypicked year

49ers fans fighing the Browns to win KWABOY

when did /nfl/ become full of foreigners?

>>150727833
Sure, things are not looking great at the moment, but we're not the fucking Browns, come on.

>>150727816
>Kino gunslinger duel?
Packers better hope not. NOBODY can outshoot 5

Browns win this week

>>150727844
If Zach Orr keeps playing piss weak cover 4 and cover 6 I could see it. Fannin and Njoku will eat in the middle of the field. Fingers crossed Lamar+Henry can keep the points coming in bunches

>>150727862
They're deflated after the bills loss its ogre. Steelers start 2-0 Ravens start 0-2

>>150727736
They're used to their money disappearing, it's a mob city

>>150727838
They should be a super bowl team since they lucked into Purdy despite paying all the wrong shitters and it doesn't even matter because the starters are constantly injured from ghost hits and phantoms.

>>150727844
I'm about 55% theyll cover but they're not winning. that offensive personnel is atrocious and there's nothing to make easy plays and they're not going to suffocate Baltimore to 13

>>150727916
>maternal great-grandmother
What a twat

>>150727916
>1/100000th [identity]
>"i'm [identity]"
Why are americans like this?

GO LOUIE
GO LOUIE

>>150727916
if your ethnicity needs “revealing” i dont think you make a very good rep

>>150727916
makes sense

HOW CAN HE SLAP??!??

>>150727641
Hmongs were airlifted here after Vietnam because they helped us fight the Viet Cong in Laos. I give them a pass because they mostly keep to themselves and enjoy hunting/fishing so they are kind of like Asian rednecks

Somalians are here because of (((NGOs))) and Lutheran charities. They are entrenched in Minneapolis and St. Cloud and it would require a coordinated military campaign to remove them. Most people here would support this

why are so many teams making shit political?

>>150727927
war trophy

>>150727916
TENNO HEKAI BANZAI

>>150727599
That's fucking massive and that's a big yard
>for you

>>150727942
a bunch of the army brats have foreign helmet flags, you just didn't notice because you don't watch ball

Does tobacco make you elite?

>>150728034
>we don’t want to employ a psychopath
idk seems pretty straightforward to me

Tonight's our night Commandies, our Great Yellow Hope will carry us to victory

anybody have the webm with gayleb and his phone case?

>>150728157
Wait 40 years? That's hilarious

>>150728160
sorry I don't keep fag shit on my computer

>>150728160
Yea ive got it

Packers are getting their big juicy oiled-up booty cheeks smacked and clapped not long from now. I wanna see green gay fans crying on tv, kids screaming for their mommies while their favorite team is raped I’m front of them. That’s just good entertainment

>>150728160
nah i don't keep pics of scrambly chicago qbs that don't throw dragons. check out this octopus though

>>150728213
have to deliver lol

>>150728222
He actually owns an octopus? You just know he fucks that thing

>>150728157
WARE WA KAN GUN WAGATEKI WA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoC3EU_H2tc

You now remember Ebenezer Ekuban

>>150727916
>The Japanese QB is taller, more accurate, stronger, more masculine, more disciplined, more driven, and just better than the Korean QB in every way.
Imagine my shock

>>150728232
there was an entire documentary about some old white dude who fell in love with an octopus in the ocean and fucked it

>>150727916
>The Japanese QB is taller, more accurate, stronger, more masculine, more disciplined, more driven, and just better than the Korean QB in every way.
Not big surprise.

>>150728270
Zesty and Zestier

>Panthers employee Charlie Rock got fired for making fun of Kirk's death
Damn this organization really *IS* turning around

>>150727575
Grant Cohen tards love hating on Shanahan but he's literally the main reason why QBs like Jimmy G and Brock Purdy have played in the superbowl

>>150725948
>Finally pay QB
>Get injured the next year
Every time..

>>150727644
Defense is already looking better than it did last season. Sorensen's defense was so vanilla.

>>150728332
Defensive coaches matter, all the bling bling offense nerd minds get the credit

>>150728259
I started watching football in the 90s, so their primary uniforms are what’s been normal for me, but I’ve grown to like their traditional uniforms a lot more.

>>150728299
Is it too much to ask for people to not revel in the deaths of their political opponents? This isn't Pol fucking Pot, it's a goddamn YouTuber who debated kids at colleges.
People are fucked.

in light of recent violence i think we need to consider moving on from the term "weapons" referring to offensive skill positions. I'm going to start using "resources" and i hope you all will follow suit

>>150728374
Its Peach Pot's/Jeffrey Epstein's best friend's chief youth propagandist. You gonna cry if Xi's buddies get clapped too?

>>150727926
Unfunny coordinated engagement bait likely from a discord server

>>150728157
Jayden is a streak breaker, the team's got this and today is Dan Quinn's birthday.
Gotta get that birthday W

Guys its a miracle

Worthy is healthy and attended practice today

Why don't teams just rape the other team's best player?

>>150728451
most of those are effiminate white qbs and peculiar bucks and would like it

If you don't want the commie redskins to win you are GAY

>>150728451
Can't rape the willing.

Rooting for the Redskins because Bill ©roskey-Merritt is putting the league on notice

Jayden Daniels :)

>>150728522
Jayden Daniel-san -_-

JJ McCarthy is a dad

>>150728551
Based

>>150728299
UH OH STINKY

>>150728553
>Having children out of wedlock
Is this a good or bad sign for a white qb?

>>150728034
>why are so many teams making shit political?
100% opposite of understanding what happened

JJ McCarthy is not white

>>150728563
It gets a pass because they were engaged before she got pregnant

>>150725948
> wear ARIAT
> hurt feet line dancing in a stupid commercial
> almost lose football game


Red Wings Chads win again.

You now remember Vai Sikahema

>Elite<
1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Bills
4. Rams
5. Ravens
>Contenders<
6. Jets
7. Chargers
8. Steelers
9. Commanders
10. Lions
11. Bears
>Playoff Teams<
12. Chiefs
13. Buccaneers
>Wildcard Potential<
14. Vikings
15. Falcons
16. Colts
17. Cowboys
18. Saints
19. Broncos
20. Cardinals
21. Texans
>Bad<
22. Browns
23. 49ers
24. Bengals
25. Seahawks
26. Raiders
27. Jaguars
>Disaster<
28. Titans
29. Giants
30. Panthers
31. Patriots
32. Dolphins

>>150728583
JJ is far too baby faced to be a dad, how old is this woman? I DID NOT CONSENT

>>150728575
red wings are a shadow of what they used to be, still better than ariat

>>150728594
>6. Jets
>no power gaps
cmon man

>>150728374
Cry about it lmao what a pussy

THE philadelphia iggles

>>150728602
His dad approves of her

>>150728575
Red Wings are chinkshit now.

>>150728624
s h o t g u n
w e d d i n g

>>150728624
Post the webm

>>150727644
Jets are a Browns tier organization and are where Talents and careers are consistently ruined. They are not a barometer for anything.

>>150728642
Saleh is a great DC but an awful HC.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Jayden my shogun we got the power of anime on our side. We cannot lose to GREEN GAY!

>>150728653
are philly fans flying to kc? why? kc is a shithole

>>150728583
HA HA BASTARD CHILD

Research has unequivocally shown that the reason that my KANGZ cause so much seethe is the inherent superiority of: their jerseys, their winning reputation, their state of the art stadium, their star 22 year old QB, and their elite coaching staff.

>>150728667
I'm excited about tonight, it's an interesting matchup in a lot of ways. I want to Daniels to be a success, BUT NOT TODAY COMMIE

>>150728653
what the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll

>>150728299
What's wrong with that post? Why should he be fired for it?

>>150725610 (OP)
My dad is mad because I went to his house while he wasn't there to install that the Cinema app on his fire stick that he kept asking me about and then I ate some of his ice cream and a couple donuts.

>>150728696
Well done. I'd have taken a few rolls of toilet paper as well

>>150728299
>Republicans have no faith in their positions surviving the marketplace of ideas, so they rely on cancel culture
Sad!

>>150728374
Death to all youtubers except for torque test channel

If the Packers win tonight it cements them as the best team in the NFC. If the Commanders win tonight it means the Packers are nothing special.

>>150728687
I love you Packbro, but WHEN my Commies win tonight, everyone will know we're contenders

>>150728753
I'd go so far as to say the Commanders are the best team in the NFC East if they beat the Packers tonight.

>>150728696
>invite someone into your home
>get mad when they eat your food
seems kind of odd, by some do you mean all and by couple do you mean a couple dozen?

>>150728736
Commies were great against the pass last year and have baller LBs, probably the toughest Love will face until Philly.
>>150728753
Wisconsin created the wwii era Red Scare, we haven't relaxed

>>150728777
I had 3 of them, there were 6 left in the box

>>150728729
Not sports but there's a youtuber who goes over old Japanese PC 88/ PC 98 games and he's pretty cool.

>>150728696
Fuckin pig

>>150728787
what kind of donuts we talkin here?

>>150728767
I'm a Commandie fan, but you can't claim to be the best in the NFC East before going through Philly

>>150725703
If I wanted a blowjob from a 6/10 latina with a weight problem I could just hire an escort

Now, if it was Jenny sitting on my face instead, then we might have something to talk about

>>150728804
Eagles are nothing special this year.

>>150728803
Regular glazed

>>150728819
better than 3 long johns I guess but lay off the food man

>>150728819
Possession is nine-tenths of the law, how can he prove those weren't your donuts

>>150725703
I'll take the tripfag blowjob if it's nonconsentual.

>>150728753
>>150728767
>>150728736
Nine of these are true. September games don't make a team great or lousy. As long as a team starts the year 4-4 or better they are still contenders but nothing more. It's a good test but the best team is determined in November and after. Too much will change between now and the Super Bowl for it to be otherwise.

>>150725703
can I guet one from temujin (male)?

>>150728795
That sounds pretty cool, so many vintage games guys are fag but pc98 never got any mass appeal over here so it's probably safe from brand loyalists and console wars. Thinking about it there was a guy I used to watch named Uncle Doug who repaired vintage guitar amps and radios and he was pretty cool. He had a dog and it was fat. I don't know if he's still around though cause he sounded old like 10 years ago but he's excused from death too.

>>150728881
No longer an underdog after last year

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up

>>150728688
there's a lot of money in the philly suburbs, philly sports fans travel well

I see redskins fans are already getting too cocky. This is going to be a funny script edit

Are the chiefs really so bad that it's a trap game?

>>150728941
Vegas is gonna hose people AGAIN, it annoys me how transparent they'll get about this, even more annoying is how many people fall for it anyway.

>>150726219
He's kind of right in that the media can really only hurt you. No amount of praise will make a bad team better but the relentless criticism can take a bad situation and make everyone even more angry and frustrated. You can kind of understand why a lot of athletes see the media as an antagonistic entity.

But man, you cant just show your ass like this and get chippy with them because it 100% confirms that it is getting to you even while you're denying it. It's unironically failing to respond without sounding mad and the best qbs don't do that. Yeah, it's probably hard not to snap at the dick who keeps kicking you while you're down, but you're the quarterback. You're supposed to be able to suck it up and show resolve when faced with adversity. Getting baited into testy exchanges with the press is something you should leave to the receivers.

Bill ©roskey-Merritt gonna make em seethe today

>>150726269
>when you hate a team so much you root for another team just because their victory will humiliate the other team by extension

>>150728984
Based Bill
Based Billeiver

>>150728688
Philly is a much richer part of the country than Missouri. KC is prone to being taken over when they aren't constantly winning.

>>150729025
Missouri-Kansas is where you die in Oregon Trail other than fording rivers

>>150728984
Yeah, I Billeve

I just hope both teams have fun

>>150729051
not on my watch

>>150729045
It's always cool to see a 0-star ball out.

>>150729051
No fun allowed. Gamble and buy the merch, goy

>>150729059
Based Reffie

>>150728374
Yeah I'm always amazed how many retards line up to play russian roulette with their careers any time a hot button topic emerges. You're free to say what you want and have whatever opinion but if you have a high profile professional job this is a minefield you don't need to wade into so publicly, especially not like five minutes after the thing happened while everyone's still as angry as possible about it.

It just reeks of vanity to me. You know you're playing with a live wire but you just can't shut up because everyone needs to know your opinion. Well, congratulations. You got fired because you couldn't refrain for tweeting some edgy joke like a high school kid. Regardless of which side they're on, no one wants anyone in a position of importance who was liable to spill their spaghetti online and overtly antagonize a large group of potential customers. It's just bad business.

>>150729108
people with main character syndrome feel no need to hide their power level

>>150728299
>>150728726
kek

>>150729051
Gay.

green gay losing tonight kek

>>150729150
God wills it

>>150727916
WE WUX SAMURAIS AND SHIT

>>150729169

>>150729169

new>>150729169

>>150728264
That’s pretty based

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