Thread 150728558

America edition

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fake thread

red sux panamatard not allowed in this thread, only based jays panamabros

>>150728576
Let's enjoy this nice afternoon ballgame

'stros

Ain’t it

is there any browner hobby than vtubing?

Gausman is our ace. Game 1 starter confirmed

CGSO?

This is the thread

I'M A GAUSMAN

DUN DUN

>>150728558 (OP)
AMERICA

Why the fuck to the beta ass mets get to be on FOX and not the Yankees?

Buck jinxed it fuckin hurrrrr complete game shutout less than 100 pitches

>>150728807
you are mexican, you will never be american

CGSO Ace stuff

GG Astros

>>150728815
Well fuck me, he did it!

Gausman, I kneel. GG 'Stros

gg houston

Mariners!

>>150728675
CS: Source

>>150728849
Why does that first number keep decreasing?

Very impressive, good stuff Jays.

>>150728854
>characters who suck
Iconic

>>150728867
thanks, man. i felt good out there.

Today my Padres get back on track

How is there no team with 80 wins in AL West? What a fraudulent division

Based Gaus

>>150728870
y-you don't mean that!

>>150728899
you weren't supposed to notice that

Gausman's 4-seamer velo is now fully back after starting the year averaging 92

>>150728866
27

da janks fell off

>>150728826
>hoping and wishing for kinda thing
i speak more mexican than some of the young mexicans here

im@s > hololive

>>150728917
>munoz
>7 blown saves
....is that career? He has blown like one or two games this year.

>>150728922
https://youtu.be/QTUA7g1mhcg?si=jOwoUh5N44UNI3IV

BLESS YOU BOYS
DETROIT IS GONNA PARTY

BLESS YOU BOYS
TIGERS ON FIRE

THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~

>>150728558 (OP)
thank you for the non-gay OP again. keep it up!

>my tranime is better than your tranime
it's like arguing about pre vs post op

>>150728859
Just realized the Mariners could tie the Astros if they win tonight

>>150728558 (OP)
wow this picture goes hard

>>150729013
make me proud to be an american

>>150728993
KEK shut up, faggot.

>>150728998
Nice picture of yourself.

Doyerchads always win by making trannies seethe

>>150728993
>detoilet
>living in bitchigan
>not having 27 titles

>>150728986
Yes those are 2025 stats

>>150729023
Haha Alright old man what happened yesterday.

>>150729043
Talk to me in October

>detoilet
>43 years without a title

top fucking kek

>>150728558 (OP)
bald eagles are cool
LGM SCOR SOME FACKIN WINS

>>150729023
Yeah. Well we have 4 and you have to count them all of them.

https://youtu.be/g-YLhi5jZhQ?si=BKTqR8F9fUh8ufMm
I miss Miggy

how much do the Mets lose by tonight?

dodgers are now winning on purpose for MAX entertainment purposes

>>150728884
>Blocks your path

>>150729060
>4 titles
>43 year drought

Kek. Yankees won 4 before I began Kindergarten

>>150729078
you began kindergarten in 1933?

>>150729083
>Wait for me, asian woman! I am the white dodgerchad of your dreams!!!!

>>150729083
Hot girls go to Dodger Stadium for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

>>150729104
She's in love now!

>>150728999
It's the angels so it will be a 4 game loss.
>>150729027
I don't habeeb it.

>>150729098
>he doesn't have so many rings it's easy to forget
>detoilet

>>150729122
who could forget the yankees 26 rings!

>>150729065
-5
they are gonna win this one for america!

>>150729131
Go jerk off to a michael mooreon movie

>>150729139
I rented Fahrenheit 9/11 on dvd.

>>150729077
I'm so excited for next year when Miller is our actual closer

>>150729104
Wtf, that's actually me! I didn't realize I was caught on stream.

Yanktropolitans alliance is in full effect today. Please respect it. Thank you for your reverence and understanding in this matter.

>>150728999
Rags too

>>150729218
>Questioning elections is a threat to democracy
>BOOSH STOLE BOTH ELECTIONS REEEEEEEEEE

>!ALERT!<
VOLPE IS A HUGE FLOP... HE NEEDS TO BE OFFLOADED IMMEDIATELY IN THE OFF SEASON... YES! SEND STRAIGHT TO THE DODGERS FOR A PROSPECT. LOTS OF UPSIDE; MANY DOWNSIDES WITH VOLPE!

PERFORM ASAP.

>(((mets))) fans killed charlie kirk
this is nuts

based mets fans

>>150729277
selected not elected

>>150729247
no way!

>>150729247
kek

>>150729307
minor league games are so fun

>>150729247
I'm coming to your house to forcibly penetrate you >:)

>#BlueJays have formally activated Alek Manoah off the 60-day IL and optioned him to AAA.

>Orelvis Martinez, the one-time top-end prospect, has been DFA’d.

>>150729307
hmm its all coming together...

>The Dodgers are predicted to SIGN Kyle Tucker and move on from Max Muncy in this offseason prediction
I HIGHLY doubt that

>>150729336
dude fell off hard once he quit the juice

>>150729355
wouldn't doubt them ditching Muncy so they can get the epic Japanese 3rd baseman who wants to come to MLB. But there is no chance they sign Tucker, they are going to try and do another Conforto situation and hope it pays off THIS time, just like spending 80 million on a reliever paid off lol

>>150729355
Max Muncy is FAT and injury prone

>>150729372
>ditching Muncy so they can get the epic Japanese 3rd baseman who wants to come to MLB
most loyal dodgers fan

>>150729373
Even if we only get 100 games out of Muncy it's still worth the $10M, stupid cheap for what he provides. He has some of the best plate discipline in the game.

>>150729379
Murakami is Japanese tho so he will probably be better

>>150729355
why don't they want geno?

>>150729073
Dont worry they'll start losing tomorrow

>>150729377
I'm not the one that's making that decision, but it seems like the option the Dodgers are going to likely take. Some potential Japanese power hitter who plays his position wants to come to MLB and you're already the favorite because you basically treat Japan as your farm system and think everyone wants to be in the epic Ohtani anime story. Imagine all the press and media attention you'll get by signing him, you might even get ANOTHER jpop star to throw first pitch at one of your games!!!! It at least makes more sense than Kim, who's position already had guys with plenty of team control and pretty much was only signed to try and lure more Korean players to your team when they want to make the move and try to take the Korean brands for yourselves before the Giants and Padres(before Ha-Seong Kim left) were able to monopolize on it.

>>150729242
I'm also excited that Hololive Night 2026 will be Padres at Dodgers.

>>150729398
>think everyone wants to be in the epic Ohtani anime story
but they kinda do tho

MLB should have started all the games early today, we're all gonna be watching Redskins @ Packers anyway

Trump is supposedly going into the Yankees locker room lol

>>150729399
Shut up Fuwawa

>>150729418
das gay

>>150729418
This is gonna be the turning point for the Yankees where they go on a hot streak and reach the WS along with the Dodgers

>>150729405
Shintaro Fujinami will return to MLB to join a rival team just so he can re-emerge and MINDFUCK Ohtani

>>150729439
>slices your nutsack off

The President is managing the Yankees in addition to his other duties.
https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1966271912587440530

>>150729452
Based

>>150729452
you can see Aaron Judge's horse smile from a mile away

>>150729398
You said “you” like 10 times in this post that I stopped reading about halfway through. What about my reply led you to believe I was a dodgers fan?

>>150729452
kek

no one cares doyerpaco

>>150729483
>has a stroke(brain damage)
>becomes a yankees fan
can't say I'm surprised

>>150729460
>>150729460
>>150729462
very based

>>150729483
ok, i finally can get on board with hating the yankees

>>150729452
No wonder things are going to shit for them

>webm of a speech with no sound
smartest trumpkee fan

>>150729501
>Pennant races are good, and easy to win.
anon... it's simply physics!

>>150729483
kino

>VolpEpstein
It all makes sense

>>150729307
Minor league dawgs are the best

>>150729452
>>150729483
>>150729495
SOUL

>>150729336
that fat cunt fuck is still in baseball in this country?

Go Yankees! I want to see /mlb/ seethe after their hate watching.

>>150729452
Eat that Trump curse bitch. We fell off after the white house visit.

>>150729439
COPE AND SEETHE

Stanton is gonna homer every at bat this weekend at fengay

nothing would be funnier than the yankees going on a 10 game losing streak rn and missing the playoffs.

If the yankees fail it's because Trump is a crypto M's fan.

>>150729541
Keep dreaming beta

>>150729541
But then how are we suppose to make fun of the Yankees for their playoff failures if they're not in the playoffs?

>>150729550
>already a 2 game head start

>>150729554
>27 rings
>playoff failures

>>150729503
Isreal's team! MIGA!

>>150729559
>1993

Oh my fuck I thought the Jays game was 7pm EST today but it was this afternoon while I was fucking grocery shopping and buying liquor. I'm half drunk now and just realized I missed them hammering the Astros 6-0 FUCK ME
RIP Charlie Kirk, 2996 Never Forget

>>150729571
>15
>KB

>>150729307
>>150729520

>Michael Kay 9/11 tribute
Bros I have tears in my eyes

>>150729531
I think they are worried he might kill himself if they cut him

>>150729574
Typical fairweather choke gaysfag

>>150729579
Would 27 be better for you? Or 1993?

>>150729574
You can watch Jays in 30 like 6 times in a row.

>>150729541
kek spics are so fucking mad

Remember, never forget

>>150729571
So wait. You only saw the Yankees win 1 World Series?

>>150729587
What a fat fuck scumbag

kinda surprised the yankees aren't the national game tonight, why is it mest phillies in philly?
manfred is so bad at this

>>150729587
i need Recker's opinion on this before i make any judgements

>>150729602
>oh no owie my face
grow the fuck up faggot, this is a sport for men

>>150729599
I've seen 5. Never saw the Choke Gays win and never will. Stay beta

Total zogbot death

Yeah I'm a leaf but I hung up my stars and stripes, go ahead and annex us

God forbid you be on time for a single fucking thing in your life, Donnie

>>150729602
>>150729614
Of course it's for men so why is fat stack of spicshit manoah a part of it?

>>150729621
The time is whatever your president decides it is. If you're there before him that means you're early.

they're so fucking mad about trump kek

>liberal freaks come here from /pol/ to seethe about drumpf
go away, it's almost time for phillies baybawl

>>150729616
27 titles and you've only seen 5 of them. Wow, you sure are a big fan.

>>150729606
Because both beta teams are so bad it will be a tight game while the Yankees are gonna beat detoilet by over 9000

>>150729616
Nah I'm a Tigers fan was just curious. Trying to weed out the week Yanks who never saw them win one. You're lucky this isn't Basketball or Hockey otherwise I'd have slaughtered you.

jej

>>150729632
>baybawl

>>150729634
>he's never seen any of his team's titles so he's coping and seething

>1967 also

>>150729620
>nice floors
>cheep doors
????

>>150729632
they're the spic chicanos, mostly west coastoids, who infest this general

>>150729643
But I've seen the Lakers win 6 times and my hockey team has 24. Wanna talk football next detoilet?

>>150729632
stfu retard if you wanted to post about baseball then you could have just done that. fuck the yankees.

>>150729652
I have seen 100% of my teams titles. You have seen 18.5% of yours.

>>150729650
you heard me. there's no time for your whining, it's schwar51 time

>>150729668
>He's only seen 2 titles
>He only has 2 titles

Jorge Posada has more rings than your beta franchise

>Vasquez and Sears are in this series to give Cease and Darvish extra rest and to have King start in the Mets series
I can get behind this as long as we sweep the rockies

>yankees have 27
>(((mets))) have 2
lmao

>>150729655
My landlord Mr Singh replaced the floor because my basement apartment flooded in the spring due to his Indian negligence when installing window wells. Long story

>>150729667
my phillies are starting late because it's a gay national game.
>>150729669
I think he's better at football than baseball, ironically I thought Joe Buck was better at baseball than football.

Please refrain from bullying my Mets

>>150729664
>Canada
>Kek

>Lakees

Ooooooo watch out the Bad Boys are coming to steal your shoes Oooooooo the Russians are to tough for you frail Canadians Oooooooo Ty Cobb is too mean and Hank Greenberg is too Jewish they're stealing our tenant.

Ooooooooo it's me Detroit the Spirit of your Dead Dynasties.

Total New York lose for 9 11 please

>>150729681
Poopoo bats remain cold and dormant against the Rocks in this 4 game series.

>>150729700
>detoilet
>sports

pick one. Lakers own the modern era, 27 rings, can't spell elite without Eli, and Go Habs Go. Get rekt detoilet. Imagine thinking michael moore cares about you

>yankees / lakers fan
absolutely disgusting

>>150729716
Stay beta and seething.

>>150729711
Ooooooooo the scary Detroit Pistons are here to end a third Lakers dynasty.

Ooooooooo the Habs haven't won a cup in 30 years.

>>150729721
bandwagoner opinions are absolutely worthless kek

>>150729724
Cope and seethe over your beta organization not having 24 cups and never will catch up. Lakers have more dynasties than detoilet has rings

>>150729686
oh okay that make sense

>he literally just bandwagons the team's with the most rings
lmao you aren't even from new york are you KEK

>>150729731
I'm from Jersey City, Mom's French, Dad's from LA. Deal beta.

>>150729710
shut up fuwawa

>>150729733
It's just a game kid try not to take it so seriously. Don't hurt yourself okay.

>>150729734
Just like the Gaslamp District outside Petco Park.

>>150729742
>>150729731
>doyerpacos saying this
lmaoooo

>>150729742
Giants and Lakers don't have the most rings...yet

>>150729710
They wont

>>150729755
I don't even blame you for being a Lakers fan because the Knicks fucking suck.

>>150729706
you just know because they won 3 already the phillies will just sleep walk through this

someone fuck my ass NOW! 108-65 times!!

Pete’s such a mental midget man he’s the one guy I won’t mind when Pete cheats out on him

LETS GO FRANCISCO

>>150729770
Spread that bussy.

let's go tigers

lets fuck go Mark!!

>>150729750
Looks nothing like it retard

>we got bad luzardo
well gg mest

>>150729784
>Canada cheering for the Tigers

LET'S GO YANKEES! FUCK THE JAYS!
t. Tigers fan.

NIMMMOOOOOOOOOOO, my mets are not dead yet!!

That ball was crushed like the hopes and dreams of Americans when they watched their twin towers crumble to the ground

Judgyyyyy

LETS FUCKING GO LADS
N I M M O
I
M
M
O

>Padres have the same record today as they had this day in 1984(the year they faced the Tigers in the World Series)
>the tigers are a favorite to make the world series this year as well
WE'RE RUNNING IT BACK

AN MVP BLAST

GO HOME DETOILET

THE
JUDGE
FINDS
YOU
BROWN

i hate dinner and am still hungry

go cards

Nothing more kino than death by singles

>>150729766
Did you see what they did to the celdicks?

>>150729770
JUDGE JUST DID IT TO YOU STAY BETA. IT'S OVER

>>150729826
Beat by bunts. Nothing but bunts.
Could you imagine the kino?

MARTE PARTAY!!!

A MARTEVIAN DOUBLE

>>150729799
frig you, buddy

Why is this thread so shit?

Another soul crushing homer by the yanks in the 1st inning. Go home detoilet. Save yourself the embarrassment of getting perfect game'd by cam

shieeeeettt nice play tho lizardo

Ok that was a kino double play

well like LA always says, you'd rather be down 4 runs early haha

J U D G E D

>>150729851
Every thread on /sp/ is handcrafted to be as shit as possible every time

Final score tonight
>Mest: 9
>Philthies: 11

>>150729860
he's a big guy

>>150729851
stankees namefag needs attention and polfags malding because of current events.

>>150729851
Generals were a mistake

torkelson is such a stupid name

>>150729867
DELET THIS

Bader has been fucking insane lately
You could said he's become the master Bader

you can't just throw that pitch to bader rn sneederson m'boy

if i were a witch, i'd cast a spell on the yankees

HEY DICKHEAD
THROW SOME STRIKES IN THE ZONE

>>150729869
>>150729869
>>150729869
>>150729869

>>150729903
I say this

I trust the gooseman

Bader a shit. Stearns absolutely fumbled that bag and Quintana too during the stove season.

>>150729931
Stearns wants to compete with his own core I truly hate that nigga for punting due to his own vanity

>>150729936
doggie doo 'em!

>>150729873
How else will teams like the Athletics and Rockies get any discussion? Those threads would just fall off page 10 without a bunch of samefagging.

his name is fucking schlittler lol

Shitlicker hates America

stinks lool

Howie and the radio stream are my greatest ally on nights like this

>tigers
>risp

footballs on brown bois

>>150729936
Mococo is an absolute slut

>>150729945
I think he knew the pitchers coming up were good, but he fucked up by choosing Manaea over Quintana. Fans loved it but he's paid to make the right decision, and he fucked up. Look at the season Bader is having and the clubhouse obviously loved him. I also think he called Tong up too soon, but I can be proven wrong on that.

enemy /mlb/ clubs seething, but friendly /mlb/ clubs rejoicing
>>150729936
good doggy :)

Was the whistle really necassary

BOOOOOOOOOO

Wuut, Trump is in Yankee Stadium ?

>>150730021
Is that what they're editing into the Canadian telecast?

>>150730029
Yeah

sneederson signature double play ball :]

SHALL not forget

>spic ESLs think "friendly" is the antonym of "enemy"
lel

>>150730030
cope

That Detroit pitcher couldn't make it out of the second inning? Pathetic.

>>150730029
that's right

>detoilet
>bullpen

>>150730062
Mark Carney isn't cool enough to attend a Blue Jays game while in office.

>>150730076
he'd actually get cheered
anyways, back to baseball

>>150730086
So just like what happened with Trump earlier, okay.

>>150730094
He's a retarded maritimer don't mind him

>>150730086
>elbows up

JAZZ ON EM

GO HOME DETOILET

The Yankees have retaken the lead! Maybe you should have left your starter in there Detroit.

>>150730041
>>150730065
Isn't that dangerous lately

Yankees fans on X and Reddit are SCREECHING over Trump at the game. I’ve never seen such a back broken group of people. Can’t even put aside their hatred on 9/11. I take great pleasure in watching their team lose every year while their fans are paying $3k to live in a shit hole.

>>150730106
>satania
>>>/g/

LOL detoilet

red sux thought they were gonna pass us tonight in the standings. Moot point as they're getting swept by Stanton

>>150730129
I will never install linux on my desktop.

>>150730125
American stadiums have metal detectors and bag searches ever since Sandy Hook.

Aweevening awooing. :3 did I miss the bird Pierats game?

>>150730170
>sandy hook
You mean since 2001?

>>150730193
Only airport security got beefed up after 9/11. Sandy Hook installed the fear that guns could be carried into gun-free zones, so measures were taken to ensure gun-free zones were gun-free.

>>150730170
I see

>>150730193
2013, or whatever, I don't remember, it wasn't columbine.

>tigers
>risp

>>150730217
Nigga what are you 12? The entire 2001 playoffs was filled with of heightened security. Like covid, it was supposed to be temporary. And the TSA. Now security checkpoints for all events have been around for almost 25 years

>>150730231
I mean for almost all August both NY teams struggled with risp

JUDGE IT UP

sneed

>they think cal raleigh is mvp
>they thought the yankees season was over
>it was yankees can't beat playoff teams

Goddamn I wish they didn't rest skoobie tonight on 9/11

>>150730249
What month is it now? The month the Choke Gays hand over the division. You better sweep your weekend series because the Yankees are sweeping theirs

>>150730281
When it's a bullpen game actually

this shit is so rigged

Wow Yankees

>>150730283
O.o; My birds did just swept Pierats almost swept dodgers also swept padres

Did this moron had a stroke?

>DETOILET
>it was the tigers win by over 10 not realizing the yankees canceled it out tonight

My Yanquis:)

>>150730304
Os may be the gaped queen bitch of 2025, but the yams no hitter is the funniest thing I have seen in a very very long time.

>>150730307
He just lost a fren, one of the main reasons along with scott pressler who got him into white house

>>150729104
>>150729110

>>150730307
Kill yourself you miserable retard.

https://x.com/TalkinYanks/status/1966273159235035308?t=RCUMvlG-LcslmfGIhty8HA&s=19

>>150730304
>orioles
>relevant

can't hear you from last place

>>150730318
Considering my bullpen has been eeeeeeehhhhh or eye covering bad outside of dudes like Wolfram who shows promise I didn't think we would win any of those O.O

They shot William Cooper 2 months after 9/11

>>150730381
what happened to William Cooper 1?

>>150730313
>lose the series
>brag about winning a bullpen game

>>150730367
I'm fine down here owo we were 1st or 2nd for a few years taking time to relax regain a farm system

OP here, I've been on a work call, how's my nu coming along?

>>150730404
>implying this isn't where the yankees permawin streak begins

>>150730444
checked and mostly cancer, sorry.

Lets try not starting this now

Should have been a Casty homer

>>150730460
damn really? previous was pretty bad.

>>150730381
>>150730402
>caring about that beta boomer

wahhhhhhh people make money wahhhhhh bread and circuses durrrrrr

>>150730477
What happened last bake? Was off computer most if day

LMAO THE SHOOTER WAS A TRANNY SPIC CHICANO
YOU NIGGERS ARE GONNA PAY LMAO

>>150730495
>>150730477
I wouldn't post until the M's are playing.

If Hitler wins today on 9/11 while Trump is there, this can be the start of something magical.
>>150728993
I'm flattered.

>>150730480
>tfw I don't even know who he is I was making a joke

>>150730528
o.o?

>>150730530
This is the only way I'd ever root for the yankees.

>>150730495
a lot of pol garbage. I mean, more than usual.

>>150730553
See
>>150730557

>>150730453
Ok bro lol

>>150730547
Shin chans mom is hot imo

People were just mad that the Blue Jays won again.

Guys, football is on (for one hour twenty minutes until the Mariners)

>>150728558 (OP)
Another good thread by gay-hating baseball fans. Kill 'em all, baby.

john middleton is a man of the people

GO HOME DETOILET

CAN'T GET HIM OUT SO YOU HIT HIM? BUNCH OF BETAS

me too, bros. bash 'em

Detroit seething so they plunk Judge

>>150730575
You thought our season was over. Look at you now

>>150730667
>>150730730
pfma?

well well well mest

5 innings of winning is too much for the mest they're about to piss down their leg

>>150730784
a 1 run lead going into the 6th was always the plan

>>150730828
Instead of Da Burrs its LOLMets :@

JAZZ SWAG

BRING ON THE SWEEPING OF THE RED SUX

thanks for nothing, detoilet

>>150730878
That's West Windsor for ya.

>>150730769
shut up, faggot. fall on a knife really hard

damn, you guys remember this level in tony hawk?

>>150730895
what if I just fall on a knife kinda hard? or really soft? not sure which is worse thou desu.

Don't turn around a hoo
Der azzfucker's in town a ha hoo

no...

jesus luzardo? more like jesus luzardo

Der azzfucker was unhinged

>>150730751
We won a series against a shit team. We're no better off. Don't think about the stinkees otherwise

shit fucking throw jeff, you had him by a mile.

>>150731099
jeff cagar

holy shit mest, I gave up on this game

mets sharted!

>>150730825
And so the piss floweth

>>150731153
pls no pipi

saw someone saying he "waiting for the pedo allegations to drop" against Juan Soto because "the shuffle is creepy." people really just get on the internet and say anything, huh?

>leaving garret in to face bader
gg

>>150731227
>he isn't a based handsome athletic pedo
step it up, son

Why are you letting him face Bader you fucking moron

MASTER BADER

MASTER BADER

>>150731253
KEK KEKKUMS

master bader

>>150731200
nothing thin about recker

BADER TOTS

This team doesn't deserve October

Mettiedoos fighting for dear life to prevent the sweep

https://youtu.be/ycfzeMv3K5M?si=G8Ob6OYn6OMCp3Pe
Meanwhile in Flushing

>>150731353
whats going wrong with the mets?

>>150731385
pitching, same as all year.

should be an error on alfatso

big pete!!!!

AHAHAHAHA PETE YOU FUCKING RETARD

As metsy as it getsy

stearns bros

pete did it his way

>>150731253
gotta be comfy to work at one of those parts places, then pop by Maggie’s and get a sub before chillin with a beer listening to a Mets game

end this fucking inning here you retards.

>>150731456
not even gay but hes handsome

>>150731427
Pay 750m.. Or pay for any kind of relevant pitchers heck though he struggled yugely early rogers has been doing well as starter also of course gausman blanking the astros

thats three runs scored if pete doesn't stop that ball. NOW SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS YOU RETARDS!!

Can the Mets just forfeit. They clearly don't want to be there. Let them pack up and go home. Why the hell they give the Phillies 4 games at home and only 3 at Citi. Damn. END IT!

>>150731467
I agree with you completely.

Very depressing

>>150731497
>>150731499
>>150731456
now post dat azz

>>150731440
I still miss mullens hope he, laureano an other former byrbs have great careers

Why is this happening? The Mets are suppose to be the good guys. Why are they losing to a villainous team in there vile city?

bay with the baw dibang didang shiggy diggy digishot the boogeys and up jom the boyers

>>150731500
You need Mariners Baseball for good feelings!

>>150731518
whos? mine?

>>150731385
People will say it's pitching, but our starting pitching has largely performed to their talent level. With the exception of Senga and Manaea. I knew the pitching would let us down this season, but people were going goo goo gaga over signing Soto (and only because he came from the Yankees) and muh Stearns pitching lab.

At the end of the day you need a true #1. Or a 1.5 at the minimum.

brb bros I took my metamucil this morning (when I normally take it at night...)

damn luzardo

35 more minutes until Padres

>>150731583
living life on the wild side

>>150731531
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
Doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting ting walla walla bang bang

Starting to think Luzardo intentionally gave the Mets a 4 run lead in the 1st just to make them think they had a chance.

END THE GAME ALREADY

>Boone and Cashman have been making Volpe play with a torn shoulder since May
The absolute state of Stankees

I SAID HEY HEY HEY

WHATCHA GOT TO SAY

>>150731618
Hes secretly a lizard I have proof! @_@; Lizard - Lzard!

the phillies actually can't hit this submariner

Metsfags, if you lose today. We win the regular season Subways Eries tie breaker. Don't let New York down.

Release... the blowpen

>>150731696
he even looks like one tbqh

>>150731613
>Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
based and red-pilled

Respect to the Yankees sound guy for playing Radar Love

>>150731704
Oriole girl with goth look and shota? :3

Jesus "Steve Carlton" Luzardo

>>150731738
BOM BA BA BOM BA BOM BA BOM BOM
BOM BA BA BOM BA BOM BA BOM BOM
BLUE MOON, MOON, MOON, MOON, MOON
DI, DI, DI, DI, DI,
MOON, MOON, MOON, BLUE MOON
DI, DI, DI, DI,DI
BLUE MOON

>>150731774
I'm only nice to Metsfags today.
>>150731771
That'd make a good home run song for someone.

usa
>usa
usa
>usa
usa
>usa
usa
>usa

edmundo!

look at that guy try to run lmao

>>150731876
So true!

>>150731876
https://youtu.be/IhnUgAaea4M?list=RDIhnUgAaea4M

L U Z A R D O
U
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A
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D
O

>>150731975
I'm about to call ICE on that bitch

Yankees comeback starting at the moment btw

>>150731331
>nothing thin about recker
No points about Recker either.

>>150731995
nevermind

>luzardo deported
>age of lazardo begins

I still believe in the Mets... IT'S NOT OVER YET!!!

>>150732083
me on the right

Mets fans are you worried? Cincy have an easy run against the A's coming up.

>>150732158
Haha, but white though, right?

Pásame la hookah. Que andamo' en jangueo, hoy cojo ruta. Que viva el teteo, el desacato. Vívete la vida y disfruta (todo el mundo en la discoteca).

I wish they kept Luzardo in

>>150732163
no

>>150732163
I lived through 2007/2008, it is what it is.

>>150732196
Announcers reciting a pitchers height and weight rather than his stats does not inspire confidence

>>150732211
>he doesnt know

mest

HE MISSED IT BY A YARD

>>150732226
Never trust a poc closer

>>150732163
Yes. We're shitting the bed heavily and most of our pitchers can't stop leaking runs

>>150732211
Why doesn't Duran simply throw Luzardo at Alonso instead of the ball?

pete why would you swing at that? mest fans on perpetual suicide watch

>>150732285
Many are asking this

>>150732285
too heavy. luzardo got that thang in his draws

duran is fucking crazy, I genuinely didn't know who good he is
gg mest idk what's up with your team
MAGIC NUMBER TO 5

Phillies seem like a good shot to win it all

>>150732163
it's was over when we lost 3/4 to the fish

that man looks like hes about to die

Frank the Tank has 40k viewers kekypowow

my barfy doos :(

>>150732366
i bet he's seen a lot of shit

>>150732368
how many of them are jerking off to him?

this song is much better than the star spangled banner

>>150732331
as a Phils fan I will continue to pray for them

luzardo is such a gentleman you can tell he was raised in a two parent household

>philles best offence in mlb
>wouldnt even place third in NL cent for runs scored despite sharing a division with the nats

Delusional.

>>150731965
this one?
>>150732403

>>150732398
i am

>>150732368
>frank says that pink pony club cursed the team
he's right

Man fuck the Phillies. They ain't SHIT

lmao who asked frank about recker

>recker slander
TOTAL FRANKTHETANK DEATH

>no Adell
GG Mariners, maybe we win one tomorrow.

did cubspie ask that question regarding recker?

>>150732466
grimace rolling in his ball pit rn smdh

Mariners!

>L10 3-7
>6 game losing streak the equal longest losing streak currently in the whole MLB
EVERYTHING IS FINE

>Trout leadoff
SIT THE FUDGE DOWN

nu tho?

SWEEPY DOO ‘EM

>>150732581
you do it

/nu/ tho
>>150732600
>>150732600
>>150732600
>>150732600
>>150732600
>>150732600

Little high to swing at, but I won't complain.
>>150732581
REduce REuse REcycle

>it was yankees cant beat playoff teams
>it was red sux own us

>it was the yankees cant beat playoff teams

Cant wait until he gets a ring for sparking them tonight

>>150732488
>>150732494
Link to Frank the Tank talking about Recker please.

>>150732466
I legit despise chappell roan

cunt hack

>>150732270
Like Mariano Rivera? Stay beta

Cleveland: At least we're not Detroit

WE'RE NOT DETROIT

Prepare your anus for Judge and Stanton red sux