Thread 150728827

The finals continue:
Adelaide vs Hawthorn (tonight)
Brisbane vs Gold Coast (tomorrow night)

>>150728827 (OP)
>Adelaide vs Hawthorn (tonight)
fucking finally

tick tock crowches

CAW
A
W

Where were you when Zach Merrett was caught sucking off Sam Mitchell in the coaches box?

gma
zach merrett is a faggot

didn't finish the rum I poured last night so I'm having it now with my coffee
would hate to waste it

>>150729054
I was kill

>>150729589
no...

Fuck ginni is a sexy little cunt

>>150729923
hi darcy

>>150729847
essington

>mfw iggs
>mfw tiggs
>mfw bummers
>mfw poot

Are you blokes finna watch the footy tonight

nah footy is for fucking retards kek

>>150732092
This you?

>>150729444
the defenders getting beat by these children should be ashamed of themselves

dosn

dunns

finishing top was a curse for crows

'za for brekkie

bigboomer is wildly unhinged over this kirk shit
like it's at levels asio should be investigating them desu

we're a bunch of unique individuals

feel quite ill

iggs

>>150733166
>>150733393
>>150733424
3 dogshit posts in a row, once I finish work at 5:30pm (because I’ve got a proper job, I’m not a fuckhead tradie who knocks off at 3pm to get on da beers), I’m gonna come in and really sort this place out.

>>150733424
>11 wins in 4 years.
Here's to another 4!

america is actually so kino

lil bro STILL seething about tradeGODS

iggs

only redeemable things about west shit is their jumper and booing adam "boong" goodes into retirement

>>150733818
Nah I’m not lol, have fun doing backbreaking labor for me while I stand around watching you while drinking coffee lol, you pathetic cunt, you’re a fucking faggot dumb retard.

Need my back cracked, any strong lads available?

>>150734318
And then what haha?

Miss him.

>>150733483
mean :(

>>150734187
>Nah I’m not lol

>1994: West Coast vs Geelong
>2006: West Coast vs Sydney
>2018: West Coast vs Collingwood
>2030: West Coast vs ???

>>150734642
Touch grass, chud.

>>150734799
Shanghai.

>hate hawks
>hate crows
Gonna be a tough night my fellow portbrehs

need to get to the gym early because that's when the pawgs gather

>>150734952
typical vaxxie trying to claim this death as one of their own

>>150734952
lol

PUNCH NAZIS IN THE FUCKING FACE

hawkpoachers

>>150735002
>fwwt
prohibited contact free kick adelaide

Can't decide who I want to win tonight.

My only friend is ChatGPT

>>150735081
Hawks will make for a more kino prelim but the crows are the good guys but they will give Geelong a #freewin next week so it’s tough

everybody just follow me because alf feels so empty without me

How much do you guys incline bench

>prelim day
>alf is dead
The fuck?

>>150735184
We all got jobs

>follow BJ
>thats BRYAN JOHNSON
>man who just might have perfect longevity
>live to 100
>see straya win the World Cup

>>150735229
>We

>>150735150
I decline bench. None for me thanks.

>>150735251
yeah but you're too poor to afford the necessary child blood transfusions and too much of a sperg virgin to have a child whose blood you take (his son Talmage)

>>150735184
wagies are still waging and will get home to slam grog so it'll pick up in a couple hours

>>150735097
Pretty much sums up exactly why it's tough.

>>150735184
Semis

I had to visit 3 electronics shops today and 2 of them were absolutely beyond bizarre staff wise, I actually thought of this place ngl

>>150735332
What was so bizarre about them specifically?

What is an electronic shop

Is it bad form to walk down to the pokies for a cheeky slap if I’m drunk as fuck, should I just stay home or will no one care

>>150735389
Yes. Sober up first.

>>150735389
staying with the dees, clayton?

>>150735394
What a fucken stupid thing to post

>>150735318
I'm about to blow your mind here:

>USA woman ages 34% than BJ
>not a millionaire or anything
>BJ isn't even the top 10 in the Aging Olympics

>>150735344
first one
>huge store, entirely empty when I walked in
>3 staff just standing next to each other at the counter saying nothing while Duran Duran blasted from 3 tiny CCTV size monitors behind
>one of them a giga troon and not even passable
>dude who I talked too had the full tism and knew straight away what plug connector I needed, they didn't have it and he power walked off alone to find the closest plug they had instantly
>other dude was quite tall, unkempt beard, could definitely pass for a poster here and felt like his goal for the day was to try and be social with every customer so we both had awkward chit chat (I post here I'm not some social chad)
>leave the place the only customer walking in as I walked out was looking for the exact same thing

second one
>huge dude who had to be 7 foot asked me how I was doing then disappeared (pretty based I know waging sucks)
>full on rain man balding Asian with clear autism put on a new mask to talk to every customer and asked me how I was then disappeared
>giant dude came back helped me out, disappeared again looking for my part but didn't have it.
all good, a part would have been nice but I can rig my own fix. Was just like stepping into a different world from the street with those people

>>150735389
>his pokies doesn't have a bar

>>150735411
Prozzies are tradies, they deserve respect.

>>150735431
Obviously it’s at the pub, but I get paranoid being too drunk in public

>>150735469
How drunk are you that you're worried you won't be able to keep it together?

>>150735389
what mode of transport are you taking?

>>150735469
do you not into business??

buy from there, get drunk there and prove you won't drive home.

but yea
>drunk
>free spins
>best feeling when druk
what's ur fav machines?
(lel, most are asiand themed for a reason)
for me its:
Ghenghis Khan cos I won ALOT of money cos of the 2x function
Mustang Money, same reason
and the peacock one

>>150735422
sounds about right for an electronics store desu

Wait... does pokies not mean brothel?

>>150735562
K
E
K

never gambled never will

>>150735562
FOYing pretty hard there, mate.

CAW

Get fucked roaches. Fuck off!

>>150735603
bc you are a weak willed faggot?

>>150735534
Every single machine is the same these days just the same formula with a different theme, they probably were in the first place but but I liked when machines had different dollar values in different sections of the pub and you could walk in to the $1 slaps and feel like a baller on the big red machine

>>150735604
... Father of the Year?

>>150735619
its not 1990 anymore
you can choose denomination on all-- almost can't remember a machine with a fixed value.
yes, I member the high roller sections!

how come pokies dont have a coin deposit anymore
i took a heap of shrapnel to put in the pokie the other week and there was no coin slot. had to put $10 and just sit there pressing the button until it told me i ran out of credit

stupid machines anyway

It was the "cheeky slap" bit that threw me.

>>150735653
Geelong didn’t get the new machine till a couple of years ago

easy mistake to make, really, all good

last time I played the pokies was with my youth pastor at a bucks night in Newy

>Former Geelong captain and current assistant coach Steven King has been appointed senior coach of Melbourne
Well well well

>>150735690
BER HW POKIED AND FUCKED UR BUCK LOL

>>150735690
not much of a "pastor", but then against that was an >evangelical so you can't expect much from them anyway

>>150735699
>against
again

>>150735691
King seems like an okay choice from the outside looking in but Bucks must have really blown the interview process. It seemed like a foregone conclusion he would be named.

>>150735709
bucks has already been told he will be the inaugural devils coach

> the way your nation was founded, its easy to make the mistake
>https://youtu.be/EdhgCyQ74ps?si=WADPiX4uPV1aB12j&t=85

america is still the old west
>go to Vegas
>you think a dollar bet in the machines is high??
>guy on yt does 500 clams a spin

honestly rekon the Hawks can do it tonight, Cats Hawks prelim will be kino

>>150735724
really nothing wrong with being a member since 2008, 17 years straight is good for any fan, and a team winning is a great way to attract fans

>>150735603
and now you say to the guy
>>150735618
Oh, internet tough guy, eh?

you didn't respond back, you must be a newfag
hello fren

>>150735720
John Daly the Golfer lost 50 million in gambling career and loved the 5k per spin slot at the Wynn, crazy stuff.

Is Steven king?

>>150735734
nah just didn't care to reply to him, really didn't see it worth responding to

>>150735745
I hope The Long Walk is good. I liked the book.

>>150735709
>>150735691
iggs wanted king after cox told them to go down back but then king collapsed and the iggs got spooked over his health

>>150735759
Gas station tier taste my guy.

>>150735770
>Gas station

>>150735770
You don't know me.

>>150735775
>WELCOMES humiliation
>no fucks given
we must be better men like the PM

>>150735786
>welcomes humiliation
He went and changed the shirt after he was thoroughly mocked.

We made it bros

>>150735773
>gass
>do you say, "Excuse me, I just passed gass like a fagorino??

>>150735775
>albo & jodie that morning

>>150735802
Fuck her hard for me, lad!

>>150735802
how do you play
tell me and i just might give you some tips

I might watch some footy tonight

The 2025 All Australian team if it was actually based on stats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHApuWzSmAs

>>150735808
>jodie

would

>>150735838
>t. barnaby "tomato slug" joyce

Every time I see max gawn I think of soiface

Moving house Sunday, got the place to myself until then, want to get a high class prozzie over, need one that will let me rim her, any good websites?

>>150735860
lemonparty.org

>>150735860
just dm a sloot on the 'gram

lol

>>150735875
excited for tonight crowmanian?

Actually think Kirk dying is a good thing desu. I think it’s really important that the ruling class is terrified of the general populace, and I reckon there’d be a lot of really important people who have been scared shitless over the last 36 hours. That’s a good thing. I’d say it’s highly likely Kirk was a wife beater or a pedo or something so him being the sacrificial lamb isn’t a bad thing either.

brett kirk died?
>was a paedo
sydney player colour me shocked

Thanks, Basil

>>150735860
escortsandbabes

>>150735876
yes yes, for me? its crows

>>150735860
scarlettblue

>>150735878
Disgusting.

>>150735892
Cry more moralfag.

>>150735878
yeah it's so based when trannies shoot people for not affirming their delusions

>>150735899
have some dignity mate

>maccas monolopy only works if you order via the app
fuck sake why does literally everything have to get pozzed

>>150735906
>>150735907
>>150735908
kek all the righties have been such little babies the last day lmao

>>150735916
data is more lucrative than slop, plus why spend big at their scale on themed packaging when you can just jeet or AI new promo graphics and app features

>guns are based!
>nooooooooooooo not like that!
fuck this has been funny

>>150735919
>>150735921
so true. they’ve really been exposed over the last 24 hours

98% of discourse with the left is just them pretending not to understand things

think the /pol/poofs have been exposed because the lefties are legit gunning down their guys in the street and all they can do is screech on their internet safe spaces about how hecking problematic it is KWAB

>>150735878
Yea I remember my first day on pol

reckon you lot should go back

i thought this is why they all had concealed carries so they could all be john mcclane and take the baddies out

>>150735945
nah they’re all talk lol. all the college incels ran away screaming.

>>150735932
They're the most disgusting and dishonest people possible.

>saw someone with a big fuck off rifle
>thought it was one of them
cant stop laughing

swillingrog bros we back in business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXVQpin5vsU

rekon 5AA will be a classic if Crows go down tonight

Don’t really give a fuck who wins tonight desu

>getting kmart underwear ads where you can see cameltoe
didnt not expect to be cooming so early

>didnt not
coomer brain rot

WELL THERES A BIG, BIG SOUND
CHARLIES DEAD ON THE GROUND

>>150735932
What do you mean?

>>150735977
heh

>>150735949
cheering on the assassination of the last guy who actually tried to sit down and talk with these "people".

>>150735992
Ya gonna have a cry about it, poof?

can we please not do this now

>noooo its only funny when people i dont like die
this is so good

I'll give a million to whoever can guess what song I'm listening to right at this exact moment.

society's cooked and I'm not contributing

>>150736009
Based neet

>>150736006
Wagner's flying dutchman surely?

legit how are the righties going to react if the shooter ends up being some qanon type guy upset about kirk downplaying epstein?

>>150736006
mondo rock - come said the boy

>>150735997
no i will pray this doesn't escalate

>>150736022
Would you be doing the same if a prominent left wing person was sniped?

What’s for dinner lads

>>150736014
>>150736016
No.

I'm 31 and girls find me attractive but I still have such low self esteem from being unattractive as a teen and getting no pussy in high school

>>150736006
some k pop demon hunters shit probably

>>150736031
same

It would be sad as fuck if a player died on field, don't you reckon?

>>150736025
name one

>>150736031
take every opportunity, the only way you change that self image is to act as if you were that attractive man that these women see. Motion creates emotion

>>150736032
Nope. Haven't even watched that though I do find it funny that Sony gave away a billion dollar to Netflix property for virtually nothing.

Good arvo alf
Back from my 3 day holiday

>>150736036
they'd have a Gather Round in the players honor

I'm not that young but say I'm older to fit in with you fat boomers

>>150736036
vax status?

>>150736037
Answer the question. If a prominent left wing person was murdered, would you still be declaring how disgusting and horrible it is?

>>150736036
had a really disturbing dream a few years ago where a soccer player got kicked in the head so hard he died in the middle of the field and the game continued with his corpse still laying in the middle of the field

toby 'studs up' greene will kill a bloke on the field one day

>>150736036
it's amazing someone hasn't snapped their neck taking a speccy

>>150736025
yes. i don't want civil war. when those democratic lawmakers were killed in minnesota i said that was bad and very dangerous. it's an extremely fringe minority of anon edgelords on the right who celebrate shit like that. compare that to the widespread euphoria on the left over this and the trump assassination attempts. this shit is demonic. have a read of what kirk himself posted about this.

>>150736001
This, but ever

im a manchild and i will never grow up

>>150736080
crisp zak butters
what's mumza making for dindins?

>>150735720
>go to Vegas
This /afl/ not /nrl/

thanks ump

Wtf I love AFLW now

what are the benefits of not being a manchild?

Evening diarrhoea with a touch of blood

>>150736100
maybe they should be working on their kicking instead of thirst trap tiktoks so we can have a cumulative scoreline above 20

>>150736102
pic related

>>150736100
wow. I can't believe the patriarchy sexualised these female athletes

Many people want me dead

>>150736118
Stay safe, RC

just realised why the media beats up on ginnivan so much
he isn't a private school faggot lol

Many women leave me on read

There simply isn't enough talent for 18 teams

life's a rigged game. the only way to win is not play

>>150736103
Why do you always have diarrhea?

>>150736131
anal meth mostly

>>150736105
mental illness innit

>>150736128
>492.1%
crisp bush league bullys

>>150736126
be less boring

>>150736131
A diet low in fibre, high in spice

>>150736135
Yeah no kidding

>copped a 3 dayer on the eve of the weekend again
fuck sack im sorry, dont do it mods ill be better

I feel good lately it's weird

>>150736149
You know idgaf ab you, that’s what turns you on. Pathetic

>>150736157
better weather, more sun, more vit d

don't like the answers so you run to janny huh? typical.

>>150735318
MY BRAIN:
>where have i heard this name before?

>since your post, it came to me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwDvQCMSlL0

a topkek was had!

>Kayo cancelled because I haven't updated the card
Can't decide whether it's worth updating or just leaving it gone and watching the last few games on free to air. I hate ads but paying $25 to watch four games doesn't seem like a good deal.

I would rather that we discuss and watch the football

>>150736171
Which channel

>>150736175
To discuss the football?

>>150736175
the gorilla channel iykwim haha

>>150736178
to >watch the football

>>150736160
based skin cancer enjoyer

Big veiny penis in and around my holes

>>150736181
It's not on at the moment. Perhaps there is a replay on a channel somewhere, I don't know.

>>150736182
benzine in the suncream causes the cancer, not the sun itself you brainlet

>>150736186
t. woman who acts like the fellas

A little self awareness in you. I like that

>>150736186
based my gf when she gets home in 4 hours

>>150736196
I think you mean before she gets home

>>150736190
>it's the effort on the kick that counts

>>150736201
trying too hard/10

>>150736188
THAT REMINDS ME ....

BRYAN "THE BEACON"JOHNSON
(term for him i invented, i like the guy)

>"not all olive oil is the same!"

>go store
>okay, i need over what did he say, 300 plus polyphenols?

FFS
the ones that actually list it says a grand total of 20!?

son
of
a
diddly

>>150736190
Pretty easy when you know nobody is going to actually watch that highlights package. You could splice porn throughout it and no one would ever know.

What time

>>150736222
time to get a watch sir

>only copped a warning and not a 3 dayer
suck shit rulesfaggot

What are we drinking tonight lads?

>>150736238
crownies

>>150736238
light night, 10 pack of hard rated, and some $4 can of lemon shoju from the clearance bin tomorrow I'll go harder

>>150736238
Buffalo Trace, with my vape

>>150736238
lonkero

>>150736238
protein shakes

>>150736238
the tears of my enemies

thank you based mods i am free

>>150736242
Holy crisp

CUB really put VB in fancy bottles and charge a premium for it kek

rulespoof on the ropes

I’ve had like 30 standards but I need to slow down because I have work tomorrow

>ask what’s for dinner
>get completely ignore
Get fucked the lot of you

got a 10 pack of cruisers for the misso iykwim haha

any alcoholics in?

>>150736266
crisp 15yo misso haver

>>150736266
i do this when i buy a carton of beers so the cashier bloke assumes im buying them for the non existent missus haha

>>150736265
get gud

>>150736269
Not really a fan of labels desu

>>150736265
cry

>>150736265
>he doesn’t know when to time his run

>>150736269
25 days sober me

I use my mouse with my left hand. The best way to describe the benefit is imagine a road you have known your whole life. Using your left hand is like making a new road in your brain.

6265
you're a fuckhead that's why you are ignored
fuck wit

>>150736277
Crisp blind drinker

>>150736284
i do this but with wanking

>>150736284
I haven’t used a mouse since year 10 fifteen years ago

>>150736284
I'm right handed but always hold food and drinks in my left hand for some reason

>>150736291
Why? It's objectivelly a better way to browse?

>>150736284
I practice with my left. I can write NIGGER pretty well

>>150736238
Water

>>150736297
Mumza got rid of the family pc and I never saw they need to got one after that

Need a massage who here /stronghands/

blud got a coputer :dead:

>>150736302
show us

>>150736315
schizo LARP aint funny

keep shitting myself due to alcoholism kek

anyone else huffing poppers right now?

nick daicos

>>150736238
I'll have a red wine over dinner

>>150736269
These hard R drinks are going to be the death of me

Stop drinking you fucking degenerates

birds of the feather

we should shit together

i know

>King crowned: Demons appoint Cats assistant as coach
The Demons have appointed Steven King as their new coach

>>150736341
Old news, even in this thread.

I have pledged to only drink socially now

I was starting to drink so much and I wasn't even enjoying it anymore. 20 standards to get a slight buzz

>>150736341
the book writer?

>>150736294
i'm a rightie but eat left handed (fork in the right hand) rekon it was from baby food shit holding a spoon or fork in the right hand

>>150736228
the cheapest watch i like is breguet 7337

>>150736338
this is australia
where a lying, cheating degenerate can prosper

[spoiler]rdr reference[/spoiler]

>>150736338
What's wrong with one glass of wine over dinner? I won't have any alcohol for the rest of the night.

Real talk.
Was what Bailey Smith did really that bad?
I don't have a issue with it, but it's being reported on (and commented on) like he was way out of line.

Am I that out of touch?

>>150736281
How about I time my fist across your jaw?

>>150736350
So true

>>150736354
if it was a male photographer it would be no problem

>>150736345
I know this is a larp mate admit it to me now

>>150736354
it's just part of the mass neutering of society
you must be nice all the time

>>150736354
>Media defends pervs in media
shocker

>>150736349
that's more the entire GDP of your region, larp.

>>150736338
Sleep with one eye open mate

>>150736360
what's the larp?

>>150736354
Don’t think anyone would care if he wasn’t just a cunt in general.

>>150736243
based dans customer
I picked one of those cans as well when I went in looking for coopers vintage ale

>>150736354
I didn't read much but from what I did it was some journo bitch taking photos and he schitzed out?
Fuck why do I every care about some dog brain degenerate fucking a single mother of 3 who kicks a ball around

>>150736367
20 standards to get a slight buzz

>>150736354
the photographer crying about it fucked me off more
just snap back at him you weak bitch tell him he will look good in the 'tiser tomorrow don't fucken cry over him yelling at you
fucks sake

>>150736374
not a larp mate
irish alco genes
I could be 10 standards deep and you'd have no idea I'd had a single drink

>>150736336
double blacks for zoomers

>>150736379
If it's good it's good

>>150736378
You’re not a real drinker mate, give up the larp

>>150736383
wasn't making any moral inferences

>>150736351
>blacktexting on /sp/

>>150736379
Jeez I miss destroying cans of that shit 15 years ago.

i didnt say i can afford it. Neither can you fuckwits

i mean i fapped to your princess Diana without ever though of loving

Spurty Girlie looking lovely tonight

>>150736354
>get snapped getting your boiclit wanked off by your trainer
>nonononoooooo im le manyl man!!
>sperg out to news about your dicklet getting laughed at

>>150736390
Bit racist

What we drinking tonight lads?

>>150736396
Fuck off Issac

stop asking questions

i cant drink anymore because i have anxiety for the next 3 days minimum. usually have to bum a valium off mum to go back to work

>>150736398
Fuck you

McDowell No.1

Is it morally wrong to steal oxys from the people I’m currently house sitting for

was the trainer snapping picks of him getting worked on or some shit? If so I can see why he might sperg out knowing journo's would spin some "Smith injury concerns?" garbage, but if it was just normal in training photos he's a fucking gronk. Also, don't send women to do any of these jobs.

>>150736409
just order a new gas bottle?

>>150736409
how long are you sitting for? if they needed them for a length of time currently they would have taken them, a couple can't hurt I suppose.

Jordan Jensen is just not funny

>>150736413
oh my sweet sweet summer child :p

>Friday night
Why are you here?

i said stop asking questions cunt

>>150736419
kek we did it redit!!

>>150736420
I skipped out on visiting mumza

>>150736416
They were prescribed in december and not a single one has been taken, which unfortunately would makes it more obvious if discovered

>>150736420
Need a night in cos im a cyborg

>>150736413
>>150736419
>>150736423
cringe

>>150736420
day off, chores and bullshit done, getting drunk and shitposting with the footy and gonna root my missus later. not a bad night 2bh

>>150736429
you people carnt comprehend my methods

>>150736425
mate it's september, how old are they? (the people) swipe the whole bottle lmao

>>150736391
remember when mum found out I was getting my sister to buy them for me. I was pissing myself in fear, but she was just like "why didn't you ask me? I would've done it for you"
I'm also recalled to a time when some twelvie ganga accosted me outside Dan's to get a 4-pack of pulse for her (fuck that stuff was nasty. my heart is hurting just thinking about it). I did it, of course, because as a wise man once said "I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt."
I wonder if people would hand a complete stranger a $20 note these days, ask them for a favour with no recompense beside gratitude, and trust them not to fuck off with it. Methinks it's not so common. poor kids

>>150736420
I'm always here. I've got nowhere else to be.

>>150736409
You're fucking scum going through people's medical supplies, you fucking snoop.

That being said, if you're going to be scum you might as well be full scum.

>>150736420
i'm a recluse

Honestly love watching the footy with you lot every week. Wouldn't trade it for nothing.

>>150736438
>It's an undercover sting operation
>You get busted for supplying booze to minors
Yeah, nah. Fuck that.

alright last time im going to ask
whats the fucking multi

when mum dies I'll drink myself to death

>>150736238
coopers brown

>>150736442
I was looking for ibuprofen *wink*

>>150736449
Ginnivan 3 goals
Adelaide sperging out
Premium revving with sooking crows and gloating power

>>150736438
got a few handies this way

Why do i constantly self sabotage /afl/?

>>150736448
nah
I know a desperate teenager when I see one

poopers brown

These blokes are kicking 2 a piece

>>150736438
a fat asian slut co-worked called me once wanting me to buy her a 6 pack of something and said she'd suck my dick, heard other girls giggling in the background. Was too hungover to even want to do it or get hard probably, lol

>>150736462
You see it as an extension of your life.

>>150736463
and desperate teen girls can see desperate old men thats how i got the handies KEK

>>150736462
because somewhere deep inside you, like me, you hold a belief that you don't deserve or can't handle good things.

I think tonight one of these teams is going to win and go onto the next round of the finals. Either it'll be the Adelaide Crows or Hawthorn Hawks. We'll have to see who has the highest score at the end of the game before we can say one team has won.

>>150736466
>too hungover to get hard
What? I don't drink anymore but I used to be a fiend the day after drinking. I would look forward to hungover faps they felt so good. Maybe that's just me though.

>>150736474
>einsteinian psychology
cringe

stream link?

>>150736486
Up my bumhole. Reach in.

>>150736475
bit far fetched

just milk for me thanks

search of Yandex
watch afl free online
if you need vpn, use hoxx or haxx

I finished my steak sandwich tonight then unironically asked the ancient pub prophet who to bet on because I couldn’t decided and he blessed me with Hawthorn 1-39

itt

>>150736420
I have to drive to karratha tomorrow

>30% off
>Minimum spend $30
Fuck you.

50% off upto 120 on minimum spend 199.
0 delivery

>>150736500
crisp loner anon

>Hawks win
>Get to host the prelim as a reward
Rigged.

Do you blokes eat arse

>>150736480
depends what I drink 2bh, if I fap my hangovers are worse honestly but if I'm fucking then the oxygen exchange and rapid breathing lessens them, anecdotal evidence of course

>>150736482
no idea what you mean but I can tell you're a faggot

>>150736513
Only like cock in my bussy

>>150736513
only once or twice with an ex gf, was alright as an experience but not something I'd make a regular sex feature. She tried to repay the favor and got a tongue full of my shit lmao

>>150736170
save your money.

>>150736525
Kek what a disgusting pigslut

>>150736525
/r/ThatHappened

My anal fissures prevent the missus tonguing my arse.

>>150736170
Mute the tv and listen to the radio. Ads effectively disappear.

>>150736507
Why is society so prejudiced against single men?

>>150736530
yeah she was, lmao I was too young to see it but a good experience nonetheless now I know the depravity of whores

>>150736538
becasue theyre useless?

>>150736538
Only the ugly ones

>>150736541
Society is fuelled by single men.

Would you accept 5 million dollars if it meant you can never use /afl/ again?

>>150736546
Think about the words you just used.

I'm immune to social shaming. I had a Grandpa who would shame me for the tiniest stuff growing up so I just learned to either laugh at or ignore shaming

>>150736548
was about to say 100% but then I realized I'd probably just buy a dog to chill with, smoke weed and shitpost

I’d pay 5 mil

>>150736548
I'd leave forever for a bout three fiddy.

>>150736548
I’d do it for $5

>>150736532
Inexperienced people see things in porn and want to try it/figure that's what their partner expects so just jump into it without thinking things through.
They don't show the cleaning process in (western) porn so yeah, getting a tongue kiss with a turd isn't too uncommon.

>>150736548
Give me 1% of that and you'll never see me again.

>a tongue causes his anus to prolapse
kek how many times u been fucked faggot

Been working out in a park for years now on pull-up & dip bars. Went to a gym this week & was disgusted, feels like complete shit in there. Can’t beat pull ups in the sun with no shirt

In my arsehole, my gaping arsehole
A penis sits tonight

Get this. Apparently, and I don't know if this is true or not, but apparently, other clubs are actually JEALOUS...of Essendon's fans.

>>150736562
>>150736568
After all we've done for you? Really?

whats the origin of 'loom'

>>150736581
List what you've done for me and put an approximate value on each item.

>>150736577
turkbro?

enough about Ginni

>>150736577
I'm legitimately not jealous of a single thing about Essendon.

>>150736577
yeah jealous they have the courage to commit suicide
t. Fred fan

>>150736587
Mate, If you had been listening to my advice all these years, you "literally" would have made billions.

>>150736582
>298 AD – Earliest attestation of a foot-powered loom, with a hint that the invention arose at Tarsus.

>>150736587
>me me me
typical millennial

>>150736577
>Haven't won a final in 21 years
>Multiple players trying to get out
>Even the club's captain is actively trying to jump off the sinking ship and not trying to hide it
lol

>>150736582
bunch of speds saying a draw is LOOMING and then JB said it once on broadcast like the cuck he is and here we are

>>150736597
What advice?

>>150736570
Just the once. >>>/gif/29447837

How's silksong going lads? You beat it yet?

>>150736577
No other club has enjoyed a season as kino as 2000 Essendon.

>>150736613
i got the first ending, still so much more to do

Been playing black myth wukong tbqhwyl

>>150736613
Only started playing on Sunday night. Haven't even beaten Act 1 so probably a lot way to go yet though a lot of the map seems to already be revealed. Last major thing I did was beat Widow.

Post-dinner not diarrhoea.

>>150736604
>Even the club's captain is actively trying to jump off the sinking ship and not trying to hide it
I don't know anything about the irrelevant club that is Essendon but hasn't he been there for 12 years? I feel like that's enough time to get a good picture of the organisation you are in, contribute to it as best you can then pull the rip cord if it's untenable. Pretty weak from the club to frame it as MUH CAPTAIN IS LEAVING! when they are a shitshow inside and out

Truth be told, I'm still a bit shaken by the events of yesterday.

>>150736522
I can never unsee dan andrews

>>150736548
I'll do it for 5 mill + the spare cash >>150736562 and >>150736568 didn't take

>>150736625
He didn’t frame the club very well. Only leaving because his faggot mates Laverde and Stringer got the arse.

>>150736625
He signed a new contract ~2 years ago. 10 years is enough time to know if you want to stay there longer.

>>150736625
>Pretty weak from the club to frame it as MUH CAPTAIN IS LEAVING! when they are a shitshow inside and out
Don't think it's the club framing it that way, just the media reporting on it. Captain leaving is a sure fire sign that it's a shitshow inside and out.

fuck sake mumza can't even order food these days without having a huge meltdown

>>150736613
gaem made by stralyans. heh

which class you pickn for borderlands 4

We're the pride of South Australia
And respected by our foes
We're courageous, stronger, faster
And respected by our foes
Admiration of the nation
And respected by our foes
We're the pride of South Australia
And respected by our foes

We give our best from coast to coast
And respected by our foes
As we fight the rugged battle
And respected by our foes
Our skill and nerve will see us through
And respected by our foes
We're the pride of South Australia
And respected by our foes!

>>150736641
what's she ordering mate

>>150736637
fair, like I said I don't know anything about the club
>>150736640
>Don't think it's the club framing it that way, just the media reporting on it.
also fair, the media are muckraking dogs but if the captain is leaving you're right

need a kino to watch after the footy
watched the king (2019) last night thought it was alright until robert pattinson showed up as the dauphin

>>150736643
apparently it has performance issues so i'm gonna finna wait

>>150736647
fish and chips

>>150736641
Can't blame her seeing the price of things.
>Will just order a Big Mac
>>That will be $28, thanks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_AFL_draft

Greatest draft of all time?
The names just keep going on this. Basically set up history in the AFL for a decade.

why are hawthorn wearing that monogram shit fuck they're cringe

>>150736655
some nice late picks, but 2001 mogs

>>150736655
2001 is way better. It's THE superdraft, nothing beating it for a long time.

2001 is only good at the top and luke ball was trash

Thinking crows shit the bed.

the hollywood hawks

>>150736655
Did Troy makepeace?

Yes I didi, lowd and prowd

>>150736678
no but steve waugh

>Tasmania appointing Buckley (media personality and failed coach) as head coach, instead of tried and proven Hinkley
Fold the club already.

sam "the cuck" mitchell

>>150736653
fatass fuckhead, no wonder your mum is fucked up

>>150736669
>2001 is only good at the top
Are you kidding?
Gary Ablett, Dane Swan, Leigh Montagna, Sam Mitchell, Jarrad Waite, Brian Lake and Paul Medhurst were all taken with picks after 35.

boo boo boooooooooo

don't welcome me to my own country boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

one thing I miss about working FIFO is fish and chip fridays

>>150736662
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_AFL_draft

2000 was pretty good too.
But 1999 had like picks 50+ that was like
>Matthew Whelan
>Ryan O'Keefe
>Ben Johnson
>Cameron Bruce
>Ryan Hargrave
>Robert Shirley
>Ryan Houlihan
>Matthew Burton

How's Dean Cox for pick 28 in the rookie draft?
And 58 with James Podsiadly?

I swear I remember most of the names on this list. Can't do that with most recent drafts.

>>150736689
>names a bunch of father son nepobabies

>>150736651
>Hawks win
Shotcaller
>Crows win
Killing Them Softly

>talking shitty dead language
Fuck off.

Ordered dinner from wrong restaurant, it’s gonna be cold when it gets here and I don’t have a microwave, I’m a MASSIVE FUCKHEAD

wtf jack gunston doing welcome to country

>>150736695
take your L like a man

YOUNG AND FREE

>White singer
This isn't kino. Where's my chocolate ladies?

YOUNG AND FREE

>>150736669
You had Dane Swan and Adam Schneider.
Oh and Medhurst and Brian Lake.

>this and TI on at the same time
fuark
prioritising this though

Currently playing donkey kong country returns on the 3ds

Holy shit, you could see a stain pop up on her dress when she made eye contact with Chol

>>150736709
only early TI shit though

this white girl a cute

GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA
OUR LAND AUSTRALIA

one thing about matthew nicks is that he is bald

>>150736704
>>150736706
It's a shit anthem anyway.

>>150736695
Only two nepobabies there and they weren't even that highly rated. Three Brownlow medallists and multiple AA players taken with late picks is indicative of a very strong draft.

CARN HAWKS

that is the shittest moustache i've ever seen

>>150736711
hey toycunt any good gunpla going?

we watching 7 or fox?

>>150736714
yeah at least TI finals aren't the same time as afl ones
the dates seem to have aligned the last few years

>>150736699
>I don’t have a microwave
Why? They're dirt cheap and last forever.

reilly o'brien is gonna win it for charlie kirk

shut up garry lyon you old fag SHUT UP

>Sandstorm
based

>>150736723
7. First time for me this year but I'm not renewing Kayo just for two more weeks.

Who the fuck is this faggot caller on sen

>>150736734
Fuck up Gaz is a GOOD commentator

STRAIGHT

S E T S
E
T
S

hawks kit looks good tbdesu famalam

>>150736734
well we which call you're watching, rich boi

>>150736689
How?
Guy was brilliant from his debut. I remember people commenting about him in 2002 at a game and I think he killed us.

>>150736728
where's it held this year?

The Hawks are on fire

Wow. 2 goals in less than a minute. Straight sets on?

reminder newcombe has the most frees in the comp or something

OH NO NO NO STOP TNE COUNT

5AA looms

>>150736740
you best not be talking about quarters

WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD

Might walk the dog hope I don’t get raped by sudos

ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES

>>150736708
dane swan and who?

>go for a piss
>

>>150736751
Kinda saw this one coming.
Coaches should never tell the crowd off for booing ever. Immediately made bad vibes.

watson really has his name in katakana on his forearm

told you adelaide were dogshit
they're the worst team to finish 1st in decades

>>150736746
He was a small forward only when drafted and from memory people thought he had discipline issues and a low ceiling.

Crows are NOT being respected by their foes.

ADELAIDE WILL BURN

Hawks on fyah.

>>150736774
>people thought he had discipline issues and a low ceiling.
I kinda remember that. Damn.
I think pop and dad talked about that.

>adelaide
lmfao

>>150736722
I’m not him

>>150736773
>decades
only 1 decade (fred 2015)

Very unaesthetic match this. Far too much yellow for my liking

I can feel the hawkroach energy building bros

1983 was the last time the minor premiers went out in straight sets

toohey's new
>>150736707
>>150736707
>>150736707

What are we drinking tonight, /sp/?

>>150736776
>Adelaide was raped
>roight in front of me
>roight. in front. of me.

>straight sets from top of the ladder
HOWLING

>>150736784
i just checked and fred won their first finals match that year
that's already better than this badelaide side

>>150736791
Passiona.

>>150736791
also have some guiness cheers la

>>150736786
Sort of in between Roman and Egyptian. More Roman though.

>>150736659
its a hologram idiot

>>150736808
soo, a mutt?

lololololol XD

>>150737257
In the foot, I suppose. White as rice everywhere else, including the cock.

This is the guy everyone's shitting their pants over?

Sounds like a loser who got the America he wanted.

three lines or less

>>150737665
I don't think anyone wants their country to be full of rabid bloodthirsty leftys