Thread 150731720

I really really really really like football and guys edition
Previous thread: >>150730945

Big head mode: On

>Diaper helmets
Is this meme going to end?

nth for green gay

is tucker craft the 2nd best TE in the league?

I was told the Commies were good

Who here /druk/???
WHAT A LIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEEEEEE

If I was a running back I'd wear one of the diaper helmets and spear anyone who tried to tackle me

we eating kraft dinner tonight

the helmet covers are kino

These commie faggots really need to learn how to tackle

This secondary is so ass bro

coach crimerate

Green gay? Jannies wtf man

Chiefs Packers el classico super bowl rematch

Get your predictions in now!

Why is Tnf so fucking shit?

STOP AUTOCORRECTING TO TMNT

Redskins looking like unwashed booty

>>150731760
Who's first?

This game blows.

>>150731761
You've been worked, mark

This game sucks. TNF was a mistake.

welcome to assrape city, commanders

>>150731787

brock powers probably

Go pack go

The Commies came into the wrong house

who here crankin their hog at half time?

Herbstreit just sneezed on air and Al didnt say God bless you. Very disrespectful

GO PACK GO

>>150731720 (OP)
it's not the same without the anime girl

You now remember Michael Sam

Jordan Love is COOKING

Holy shit this washington defense is dawgless. What happened?

>>150731788
A…………………..DISGUSTING ACT

The aliens are coming for our air fryer technology

Reminder nothing can stop CTE

>>150731720 (OP)
Me too, Rodgers.

>>150731809
Deadskins

That left foot never hit the ground, FUCK YOU REFS.

>jordyn manlover in his 3rd year
He's in his 6th season retard.

>>150731807
My brown wife

i thought jayden daniels was supposed to be good

Are the commies ever going to score?
This is ridiculous

Oh my god smart tv software fucking SUCKS
Someone keep me updated

>>150731807
I'll turn her white

>>150731806
Sackmaster sam was the GOAT in the lockerroom

I DONT WANNA WORK

>>150731822
not as a starter

>>150731783
Packers are going to make a few teams look that way this year

has anyone checked in on this poster? how's he doing right now?

>>150731788
that is a disgusting act was 20 years ago

>>150731822
Just like you're on your 6th season of dilating?

i think the packers are winning

I think these teams STINK
S T I N K !

I live with retarded people so I can't have an air fryer anymore. Last 2 ones I bought, my family kept using it with the thing pressed up against the wall and it burnt out

ALL ABOUT THAT BRACE

>>150731807
Depends on the nip color

Are some of you guys actually married with kids and careers and shit? I thought you were all autistic chuds on the edge of society devoid of all social skills?

good morning frens, time to pump some morning iron and watch the game!

>>150731809
their defence was never good
the difference is now their offence isn't good either
week 1 was vs the gnats and even then they didn't look that good

5-1, 4-2 at worst for their next 6 games.

There's only one good thing about TNF

If a Venezuelan lady wearing sunglasses at night named Nicole ever pulls up in front of you when you're standing at the Excalibur Casino in Vegas, don't fall for it. She used to be a dude named Nick.

Nice game Washington you worthless fucking coastie trash faggots

>>150731798
I love that alcoholic hack fraud

>>150731825
They were by far the luckiest team, where they won 4-5 games last year by sheer dumb luck.
They are regressing back to where they should be

>>150731856
THERE HE IS

>>150731860
too bad she got bogged

>>150731851
Hell no

>>150731862
somebody rangeban green bay

>faking injuries during an ad break
KWAB

>>150731856
Good morning pekka

That guy is done for the year it looks like

>>150731826
Would hit..with my GMT 800 absolutely disgusting

>>150731851
So niqqaz just need to escape from that shit. But yeah I'm a loner watching in my dark room

>>150731851
I'm pretty normal. I'm actually really good at socializing but generally keep to myself. Thanks for asking.

Someone died?

OH SHIT MURDERBALL

megan trainor in big 2025 hell na

da nba cummina prime oktober twenty fourf

>>150731862
Plenty of women have fancied me. I just never cared enough to make a move. I'm sure if I got into shape again, I could be back into the same situation.

>>150731833
Still in his 6th season...still making retarded throws.

>>150731768
It's literally just Lattimore

Any /tv/ anons here? Is that Alien Earth show I keep getting ads for any good or is it shit?

>>150731860
walled and bogged

>>150731851
im a neet

I'm writing a novel that's half existential dystopia and half existential sci-fi horror, countless monologues and romantic tragedy scenes and a dash of ambiguous fantasy elements that take place over the course of thousands of years to speak on legacy, politics and the meaning of life that will age like fine wine in 1000 years.


What are my chances of making it?

>>150731851
I'm a married man of 42 years, with 4 beautiful children, and 3 grandchildren

>>150731874
Married but no kids yet

>>150731851
I have a suspicion like 80% of posters here are actually just normal functional people (men, no women obv) especially since 2020.

keep cryin

What's the NFL comparison?.

>>150731858
Steelers are the only loss I can potentially see.
And Rodgers will get his bussy busted in the first quarter, so probably not that one either.

>dying on a PAT
KWAB

Career ending injury.

ALL ABOUT THAT BRACE

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

>>150731887
Not jayden, sad

>Bobby Wagner is only 35

Wat

>>150731891
you made me lol anon
good stuff

Took out his knee or we getting another Hamlin situation?

The Pack is back.

I went to get one of my 9% IPAs is someone dead?

guess he wasn't so wise

>>150731895
me on the right

replay ?

>>150731851
I only got you guys.

So turns out commies were fraudulent schedule babies that required a weak defensive pass rush to actually execute plays last year.

wait wut happened I missed it
>>150731895
it's a big disappointment outside of the 1st two episodes.

>>150731871
cottage cheese is delicous and gives EZ gains, don't see the problem

I didn't even see the injury

All of these old ass niggas on the Commanders lmao

>>150731840
>seething this hard because someone said something mean on the internet about your favorite mutt qb
kwapackturd. find a hobby, loser.

>>150731872
All LA bitches do, some do it just to do it

He made an unwise move signing with the treacherous Commies

>>150731915
>>150731912
I fucking hate her so much

>>150731895
It's OK. First 2 episodes are kind of shit though.

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

>>150731720 (OP)
Is that the actual quote? Lol

>>150731895
It's jj Abrams magic box shit. Starts off cool premise quickly has fallen apart and makes no sense.

>>150731851
I have a career but most of these women out here are trash. Fat, entitled, childish, and annoying. You can put up with one of those but fuck no to all of it. Passport bros might be right

>>150731887
That anime was so bad but I still liked it

>>150731895
Dogshit writing but the worldbuilding is kinda cool

>>150731900
simpsons did it

>>150731895
>Sci-fi in 2025
Whatta ya think?

>>150731763
Right here king

Hell yeah let's go pack

14-0 is the most dangerous lead
anyways ima go roll one out for Bobby and play Borderlands 4

>>150731851
>Are some of you guys actually married with kids and careers and shit?
This site is 95% NEETs and russian/chinese bots

Packers look fraudulent to me

>commercial
>10 second replay
>commercial

>>150731900
Sounds retarded, sorry

>>150731901
>3 grandchildren at 42
How young did you have kids, lmao
Is this a troll post?

>>150731937
Find a gun you obsessed freak

>Von Miller
>Wagner
>Debo
Holy kek the commanders are the ultimate unc team

Imagine getting injured so you can barely walk and then the CTE kicks in so you can't think either

>>150731901
If true, that's really cool man.

>>150731851
i wish
unfortunately i'm a retarded shut-in 32 year old with no hobbies living in my parents' basement

>>150731851
I have a well paying job and a fiancé. I found this place when I was 13 and it definitely affected me, but I was already well developed socially too.

Never like to see anyone on the ground like that.

>>150731895
Some random dude on FB said it was mad gay so I'm going by what he said.

>He was 35 and a father of 3….we’ll be right back
>WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

>>150731917
Dude was a beast on Madden when he played with the Seahawks

>>150731862
Just be yourself and they will come

>>150731969
hahahahahahahahahaha awww wittle packturd is gonna cry awwwwww

my lions would bootyblast both of these shit teams

>>150731900
Finish your first draft before worrying about it

HOLY SHIT BROS HASAN JUST GOT SHOT TURN ON CNN

Charlie Kirk was a racist piece of shit who deserved it, get him off my sports channel

>>150731967
He said married 42 years retard

>>150731907
Mahomes vs Allen

>>150731882
>GMT800
Based.
>not wanting to take a bite of one of those asscheeks
Cringe.

Why do NFL teams need so many people?

>>150731949
On paper, it should have been great. But yeah, it failed in all regards

>>150731917
Vita Vea is only 30 and that just doesn't click in my brain

>>150731958
Is this real? Why did he post this?

i like september because you get to see commericals for all the shitty new tv shows that will get cancelled after 1 season

Fuck OFF bitchknees. Shut UP bitchknees.

>>150731932
Didn't they win a playoff game?

Oh shit I now remember Von Miller.

>>150731986
Siblings

>>150731963
The defensive pass rush looks good, but commanders and nu lions arent a good test.
Offense looks very mediocre though.

>>150731991
lmao

doctor here, looks like an internal amputation

>>150731901
Why are you on 4chan old man?

>every single team member touched him
owo

I don't understand this new kickoff

>>150731870
>>150731878
hello frens!

Why do they always frame these injuries and the players being carted off as if they are some hero warrior being carried to the rear by his comrades?

Heres your TNF enjoy

>>150731987
You stick out so badly dude. It's embarrassing and you should kill yourself. Just stop nigga.

>>150731907
Is the dude on the right a influencer fuck boxing is so gay

GET HIM OFF THE FIELD YOU FUCKING BUMS

I was chopping my Broccoli
Who died?

>>150731986
>they will come
when?

Imagine being personal trainer and you get to touch the bodies of sweaty ripped black men

hey guys maybe dont land on my fucking knee

Damn this is the worst 9/11 in washington ever

>>150732007
He’s a Michelin rated chef

>>150731851
I have a large friend circle of people who actually make an effort to stay in touch with me, and I haven't touched a woman in 12 years.

>>150731860
Eh, we could have had Kay Adams.

>>150732033
What's wrong with his balls?

>>150732026
>racism outside of /b/
uh oh...

>>150732010
Beat the heavily injured loins and the equally fraudulent bucs, neither with any notable pass rush

>>150731851

I am a psychiatrist with a wife and 2 kids

Yeah you better catch that McLaurin wtf

That's why we love Terry

>>150732025
>dolphins vs bills next week
lol

>>150732037
Too soon faggot

>>150732025
Why the fuck is this chart supposed to be red in columns?

>>150732025
I don't like that layout

>>150731895
this game's over, i think i'll boot this up on Hulu

>>150731851
late 20s, married (wife is similarly weird), high paying career, going to business school next year
I'm decently smart and attractive but I've always had trouble fitting in and making friends which drove me here back in high school

Terrible throw from daniels

Are we living in the worst decade ever?

Go pack go

Should I get a sub or pizza?

ATOP GETTING FUCKING HURT

>>150731895
Premise you are shown
Ship with aliens crashes on earth
Synthetic humans with children's minds are part of a team to go get everyone out.
They get back to the island with the aliens
Kids are in bodies that record them at all times.
Kids get upset.
One starts talking to evil guy plotting
No one notices.

And it gets worse at it goes
Supposedly this lab island is under constant watch and random people are being killed and things are breaking out and synths are being killed

But no one really notices any of it. It's that bad of writing

>>150732065
pizza

>>150731851
I have friends and social skills but I barely hang out with them anymore. I graduated college this spring and after I get some personal affairs in order I have to start job hunting. Not looking forward to it but I can't rely on my parents my whole life.
As for women I seem to easily attract them but I've been typically pretty bad at moving them to the relationship stage. Maybe it will happen one day. Dating apps didn't work out for me. I don't even want to actually get married because so many marriages just end in divorce in the Godless West now.

>>150731934
Nice asses aren't full of cottage cheese.

LAMBEAU REQUIRES MORE BLOOD

Holy fuck take a shot downfield ya wimps

>>150732025
Wow that’s atrocious

>>150732040
>he’s touched a woman
OUT

>>150732063
We're past halftime; so I think we can say yes.

Injurybowl

>>150732065
depends on where you're getting them

>>150732065
yes

>>150732063
Movies, music, and games have been pretty shit so far

>>150732065
Get a small pizza with pepperoni

>>150731860
She looks like she always smells bad

Thursday games are dogshit because everyone keeps getting hurt. Enough with this bullshit.

>best EDGE dead
>lineman dead
God it's so over

Too many shook fatties in this game

Jordan Love looks like he wants to put spinning rims on my car.

>>150732025
>Black Friday Football
>Christmas Night Game
cringe

>>150731851
32, divorced, no kids but girlfriend and career. I make good money now, found this in high school and fucked around here ever since

>>150732020
Once you're here, you're here forever.

>black QBs flood the league
>gameplay goes in the complete toilet

>>150732055
this anime was pretty good and shes really hot

>>150731851
Heh me? I'm a judge.

Jayden Daniels Put One Point On The Scoreboard Challenge:

IMPOSSIBLE

I'm 42 years old married good career $130,000 in stocks/bonds and live in a nice house in the suburbs

>>150732027
No he's probably the best p4p boxer

That's 4 ded players already before halftime

>>150732040
literally me

>mcdaniels in charge of throwing
oh no no no!

>>150731964
Come back from ads
>in game ads to remind you of the ads you just suffered
Four plays
>more ads

>>150732025
>heff bezos paid $1 billion dollars for this
lol, lmao

>>150732065
both u fatty

Daniels has been taped. You hate to see it

>>150732025
awful match ups

>>150732025
wtf both amazon and netflix have Christmas games this year?

why am i watching this game

>daniels
nice dirtball, with no pressure

>>150731851
I'm an accountant but am an autistic chud who can't keep a girlfriend outside of work. Surprisingly haven't had any kids.

>Ahhh thursday night injury kino
*sips*

>>150732077
Holy fuck what a waste. 2030 always seemed so futuristic but it’s almost here now 0.o
>>150732081
Ps5- 5 years of no gamez

Damn. Daniels just Stroud 2.0

>>150732063
The 2030s will have you nostalgic over the 2020s

>>150731895
wendy a cute

>>150732025
>my dolphies going to get btfod and I don't even have the option to watch because of (((amazon)))
why am I alive

>>150731907
>much different weight classes
Eagles vs. Ohio State

>>150731895
it's completely average, filled with stupid people who do stupid things for the sake of the plot. only a few likeable characters and most anons have sexualized both children in adult bodies AND an eye that has tentacles. yes, really. anon sexualized a tentacle creature. if you like xenomorphs, you barely get them since there's been two in 6 episodes and the alien can either be a lightning fast killer (that kills EVERYTHING off-screen) or it's a slow dummie that doesn't kill people with plot armor

>>150731900
Lol I had some loose ideas for a sci-fi novel that I would write if I had umlimited time and passive income, but also I'm probably too lazy to actually execute it and not skilled enough to flesh it out. If you're serious about it then good luck.

>>150731851
I have given up on having any meaningful role in society and I'm slowly burning through my savings while waiting until something horrible happens either to me or civilization in general. But I'm still wondering if it's me or the wagies with kids who have the worse deal.

>>150732112
Its hilarious, after hearing delusional commander faggots all offseason

This is the first of the Week 2 games that has undefeated teams facing off. The other is the Jaguars vs. Bengals at 1:00 on Sunday.

>>150732025
first three in the middle row are likely blowouts, others mostly look like solid matchups

>>150732119
But that’s not fair:(

>>150731851
Contrary to what reddit believes, I think majority on 4chan is married with kids and has jobs. Which makes more sense, since posting here low effort and low investment since we're busy people.

>>150731851
I’m a loser but I have a job. It couldn’t have went any other way.

>>150732116
M-maybe we'll get a 4th quarter win.

>>150732128
somebody always has it worse

stare into the fraudulent team long enough and the fraudulent team stares into you

>>150732123
But both are regarded goats

GO BILL GO!!!!

>>150732102
His performance against Errol Spence is probably the best I’ve ever seen in the ring
It will be a huge statement if Canelo can beat him

>>150732102
Boxing is gay and dead

TOUCHDOWN

>>150731994
Woops, I misread it
No need to be so rude

>>150732063
only if you are poor. If you have money this is peak humanity

Packers defense is really fucking good. I knew that Jeff Hafley was a great hire immediately.

>>150732098
P-please stay away from little Mexican children anon

>>150732151
It’s okay anon we all make mistakes

>>150732048
Enjoy your eternal torture pharma fag. I'm sure you're so retarded you have already started shoving SSRI's and adderall down your kids throats.

Wretched deep ball

Yo this dude Daniels is legitimately mid right now

Are the Packers d this legit or the commanders offense just found out?

its commandover

>>150732025
>Ravens Dolphins
That’s a sadistic rape fantasy matchup

>>150732141
Crawford is a 147 lber who's had one fight at 154 and is now at 168 for the Canelo payday. If it's close I will own up to it but it shouldn't be

>>150732157
I have money and it's pretty fuckin gay.

>>150732138
We wont

>nigga named Gay
Really?

>>150732165
This bald cracker resigned

>>150732119
Only because the enshittification of everything will never stop.

Well that's all I can take of this game.

>>150731851
4chan as a whole will always be mainly weirdos but sp is normies galore in comparison.

Jayden Daniels being a weeb and having a Japanese flag on his helmet is so fucking funny

>>150732167
Both. Packers are probably going to the super bowl, but Commies are underperforming expectations regardless

>>150732169
Bills Dolphins next week?

what kind of brown was that creature in the Uber commercial?

>>150732167
Need a few more games to tell for sure

Why aren’t they #TakeCommand -ing?

what the dog doin?

>andy bussy
>roger goydell

>>150731947
is it really jj? how does that man keep gitting free reign to destroy every major sci fi franchise?

>>150731851
I’ve been married for 17 yrs. No kids. The wife and I make just over $300k annually so we travel a lot. It’s a good life.

Holy shit! A Cheebsgoal.

>>150732165
He was right about Deshaun and they censured him for it. The school never apologized and he's been wronged to this very day.

>>150732167
Commanders were barely winning games last year, with huge amounts of luck

>>150732167
They're BTFOing the NFC 1 seed and NFC runner up from last year in back-to-back weeks. They might just be good.

>>150732192
Divisional matchup and the Bills aren’t that good

>>150732183
If /sp/ is the most normie board what are the least normie boards?

When are we getting the BEE KAY HAVE IT YOUR WAY commercial?

>>150732210
>last year

why does this game have absolutely zero aura after all the kino of week 1?

>>150732213
>what are the least normie boards?
/trash/ is up there

I'm going to make some wings over halftime, but the chicken packaging always stinks so much. I even put it in a disposable tupperware container one time to contain the smell, but it still came through.

This Lombardi guy sounds pretty influential. They should name something after him.

>>150732162
H-heh, t-thanks :)

>>150732177
Redskin’s Doug Williams dabbin on these lazy dark skinned niggas

My god the redskins defense is so bad

>Daniels deep down field
>Incomplete

Jesus the narrator is doing everything in his power to make me sleep, he says everything in the most monotone tone he knows.

>>150732202
They’re not called that anymore, racist

>>150732213
/v/ and /a/

>>150732215
Why is everyone ugly in this?

>>150732213
The most normie board is /diy/

>>150732094
but how you'd already be old if you were here since day 1

>>150732213
/r9k is literally the least normie board

>>150732213
/jp/

nigga named curly

What are you guys fapping to for Halftime Faptime?

Washington back to irrelevancy

>>150732197
He seeks payment in the form of wisdom at the local gas station

>>150732213
/trash/, and that's not a good thing

Was Vince Lombari part black?

>>150732231
Fins watch pigskin?

>>150732177
this is lazy statistical analysis tbqh

>>150732238
I have a wife

>>150732215
>tfw no giant ayy gf

reffies trying to make this one interesting

/n/ is pretty based

>>150732231
0/10 b8

>>150732201
>Marrying without having kids
Talk about pointless.

>>150732229
Would you rather he told you what the teams weren't doing?

What are we eating at halftime lads? Got some 'za on the way

Time to keep it close, boys.

FACKIN COME ON COMMANDERS SHOW SOME LIFE

>>150732243
Worse, italian

>>150732248
Gross

>>150732248
And she’s fine with you masturbating to her?

>>150732243
i think it's called being italian

>>150732253
What do people do on the board?

>>150732246
I'm honestly shocked Euros don't like football. It's full of pedantic procedural autism.

>>150732243
>Lombardi

>>150732247
lazy bait

>>150732213
/pw/ is like mostly lifeless losers

>>150732167
Commies don't have any guards, so they're utterly unable to get any run game going and get beaten on the interior and stunts

>DUDE MEMECHUCKS LMAO
both these teams suck

>>150732257
Cock

these qbs fucking suck

>>150732257
leftover Jersey Mikes

A FUTURE HOFer- TIER INCOMPLETION!

My Chiefs would matriculate the ball on both these shit teams!

>Wears the cuck cap
Cringe and retarded

>>150732272
Make posts about trains that stay up for weeks on end

>>150732213
/sp/ is up there, /tg/ is also normie core

>>150732257
I’m going to be desu senpai

The Commies have collapsed for a second time

>>150732256
He can try to say it with more energy, sounds like he's bored to death.

I like the white more than the piss tank helmets

>>150732273
Tbf if you're not american it looks kinda gay with all the physical touch and men on tight pants. It doesn't look appealing from an outsider

what the hell is love doing

>>150732257
I hope instead of any political bullshit the next psychopath kills a whole shitload of people who call pizza 'za.

>>150732210
>Loins without their play callers and losing 2 elite oline players for 2 trash players
>Commies without a run game

>>150732300
That's Al Michaels man, it's his style.

I was a 170 pound linebacker in hs and my team didn't win a single game. You?

>nba coming to prime
great, another place I can not watch basketball on

>>150732192
honestly bills don't seem to run things up as much as the ravens. i think they are a bit deceptive where they just run clock as soon as they are up 8+. their second halfs and ball control in general is really old school levels of deflating more than plainly dominant.

>>150732304
I’m going to touch you

>>150732302
Agree

This game is going to be close at the end. You know why? Because it's on prime time.

Why does Jayden wear Glorious Nippon on his helmet?

>>150732305
>fuck it somebody down there

This game fucking sucks

>>150732292
BASED

>>150732304
>Euros
>Shying away from gay stuff

>>150732311
I was the only white kid that started

>>150732255
Marriage to the right person is the single best thing you can do in life. It’s a literal cheat code.

How is it 9:33 and there has been 28 minutes of play time?

should've gotten culvers

>>150732257
Toppings? For me, it's black olives and pepperoni

>>150732311
I played defense in my high school hockey league and got suspended for fighting

>>150732311
I was a mid soccer player and a mid field goal kicker

No I’m not gay

>>150732147
Don't care zoomer. They've been saying that for years. I still enjoy it. Nothing like it.

>>150732321
His great grandma was Japanese

>>150732246
>best and most decorated european country in american football

not the most popular sport but it has it's crew. i'm going to watch european championships semifinal in october if the game is played here in Finland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Championship_of_American_football

>>150732305
Love sucks ass. A system baby utterly carried by Lafleur's scheme, he'll never actually raise the ceiling of a team because when he's asked to make a tough throw he can't

>>150732311
I was in marching band. We won states and nationals pretty much every year despite me sucking and not knowing any it the music

>black player with Czech Republic flag
Isn't this getting a little out of hand?

>>150732311
I was the pert little Stacy that fucked you in your car after the game ;)

>>150732300
everyone watching this is bored to death

>>150732311
I didn't start watching football until I was 3 years into college

>>150732311
I was the biggest WR prospect in my state, with over a dozen offers from high-profile universities, then lost it all in the blink of an eye when I tore both my ACLs on a single play.

>>150732257
Cheetos macaroni and cheese.

>>150732323
The Packers have played pretty good ball so far, it's not their fault the Cumhandlers are sucking

>>150732311
I was a 235lb linebacker in college and my team didn't win a single game also the coach refused to start freshmen for some reason

>>150732300
Teams gotta do something interesting first.

>Jordan Love
>Jayden Daniels
What's with black QBs having girl porno named?

>Ref = NFL
>Dildo = this game

>>150732311
I was the only guy in cheerleading

>>150732321
He's excited for Demon Slayer

>>150732311
i had parents that cared about me so i didnt play football

>>150732311
I played intramural flag football. The only game my team won was when I didn't play.

>>150732257
my chili will not be done and cool until the 3rd so I’m hungry until then

>hammered watching two teams i don't care about
i love football season

Time for a turnover

>>150732328
Don't worry about it

>>150732346
Sorry for your loss but also kwab

>>150732338
Crazy cope

why would you agree to such a gay commericial

>>150732311
my dad didn't let me play football because he told me it was for homos

Adidas, for men who really like women

>>150732311
I was a center. We went 8-0-1. This was 2006, Im 35 now but still fat.

>>150732311
brother played football for our national team (yes, it's a thing, i played hockey. i still have an eliteprospects page

I wear adidas shoes

>>150732365
I'm hammered cause I hate my job but the market is fucked so gotta go to alcoholism

Fuck the skins

>>150732373
Natural selection dude was like 7 feet tall if was a short king Chad like me that bullet would have just graves top of his head

>>150732373
Do the tranny retards really think anyone gave a shit about this dweeb

If you think this Green Bay team is going to the owl I have some bad news for you.

God damn Packers, god damn Cowboys.

>>150732311
my HS football team was bad. Our first QB was 21 yr old retard who was held back but 6’6 and the next was a running qb whose dad was a proud racist

>>150732195
Trust the plan

>>150732371
Whenever a play doesn't work and no one is wide open he just chucks a flacco special jump ball hoping for DPI or a miracle catch
Once you start looking for it you don't stop noticing it multiple times a game

>>150732394
Culvers-chan, the FBI is looking for you

>>150732346
Brutal.

>>150732363
lol

>>150732311
I wrestled varsity three years, 138 then 152 lbs

I have a brief writing assignment that will take me max 20 minutes of my time due at 11:59 tonight.

I haven’t even started it yet

ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX!

>>150732025
based colts avoiding it. looks like browns are also mia which seems like an over correction from having so many prime time games in recent years

>>150732389
Remember when you could get 2 mcdoubles, a mckicken, a small soda, and 3 cookies for 6 dollars?

My lions would have already gotten 30 points by now.

>>150732412
Laws against being a pig?

>>150732420
Write two sentences then take a break, do this all the way to 11pm

>>150732422
Same today at work I popped a boner just talking to a girl

>>150732426
WTF IS THIS REAL?!

>12 false starts last season
lmaooooo

>>150732349
HECTOR

>>150732420
starting is the hard part, after that it's smooth cruising

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I have a kino flag football story. One of our players didn’t show up for a game and literally some random kid in the crowd stepped up to play. He singlehandedly destroyed the other team and became our best player. We would run practices where the whole goal was to be the one to take his flag during a kickoff return, and he just kept scoring over and over.

That was a nice synchronized backwards somersault

>>150732422
Now I have that song in my head.

>>150732410
We as a species need to implement an Italian Male Indian Female breeding program to create more of her

>>150732429
Yeah, 30 points against them

>>150732417
My freshman year we had a midget that won state championship at the lowest weight which I think was 101. He could 3 rep like 405 on bench.

>>150732330
I got two. Mega meatlovers with peri peri sauce and pic related called "The Lot". It has pepperoni and black olives but also a bunch of other stuff

>>150732426
Kek

Maybe we've been gassing Jayden up too much

shieeeet

>>150732427
my go to was 3 mcdoubles, small fries and a large drink for 5.41 total

This is one semen slurper of a game

>>150732426
Reminds me of that one Chemical brothers music video
https://youtu.be/cHtoBqmRYfA?feature=shared

>>150732401
Have you seen the right? They are mourning but it's obviously performative

time to jerk it

>>150732257
Having Indian tonight

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU COMMIES

>>150732311
i was a 140lb wideouy and once the defense forgot about me and i scored on a 60 td. my life has been downhill since then. my nickname was "special weapon" because i would draw a lot of penalties and am kind of retarded.

retarded ass coaching decisions

>>150732213
go to each board's archive and then look up meetups. you will see. also if you ever do go to a meetup, never eat the brownies.

NinjaGODS, we eatin

>>150732449
mirin

Wow, so the Eagles really are the best team in the NFC still.

jesus, every fucking play is unsuccessful

>>150732457
Second.

Just demolished the fuck out of a Texas Double Whopper

Is this retarded jigglyboo capable of anything but deep misses on 3rd and manageable?

>>150732449
I hate pizza with too much shit on it. 3 toppings max

>>150732439
I hated that I had this habit in college. I would wait till the last day to write an essay but would finish it smoothly and always wonder why I didn't just do it right away

>>150732449
>capsicum
Tf is that

dragon incoming

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>150732451
sophomore slump

>>150732452
Buck status?

What qualities must a game possess for it to qualify as a “semen slurper”?

Is Ninja still relevant?

Who's the Packers DC?

>>150732449
Looks dry as fuck. Saucelets get the rope.

>>150732475
Based Texas Double Whopper chad.

>>150732451
He deserved the hype after his first season, he was definitely elite. But the test of a great QB is to be consistent after the rest of the league adjusts to you. It’s not a leap many can make, that’s why the top elite QBs in the league stay there for over a decade. It was always unlikely that Jayden would be truly great rather than a one hit wonder

Is Washington out of timeouts? I can’t tell by the graphic

>>150732442
Lol. Not even close

HALFTIME
FAPTIME

>>150732479
Procrastination is your brain trying to protect yourself from a stressful event

>>150732480
imagine this thing without makeup

>>150732311
I was a kicker, I double doinked it freshman year during a homecoming game so Doink was my nickname from then on

>>150732217
thursday games is too quick a turnaround for this shit. nflpa are bitches though so they'll continue to take it up the ass from the owners

>>150732480
Pseud way of saying peppers.

that had to be the most retarded time management ive ever seen

>>150732486
Boringness. Lack of interesting plays

>>150732497
They never used one

>>150732489
Only among /sp/ autists who never let a meme die

Glad the commanders are irrelevant again

:)

>he's awareness
>for calling the most obvious timeout
kirk is a faggot

>>150732479
i had that too but i programmed my mind to ignore that shit, helped me graduate in time so i got half of my student loan forgiven. still got 3k to go

DOINK

DOINK

D O I N K

>>150732497
its between the scor and the middle, dogshit scorebug

D O I N K

DOINK

How do nfl kickers.... just miss?

S H T O I N K
H
T
O
I
N
K

>>150732420
It'll be fine. I have a short paper due tomorrow morning and I haven't finished yet.

THESE KICKERS SUCK

D O I N K
O
I
N
K

>>150732497
They have 3 cigarettes left

Nfl kickers

This dogshit will get prime time while a decent matchup with crazy moments is gonna be Sunday at 1pm

DOINK

Headed to BK at the half, you bros want anything?

BONK

Kickers suck dick

>>150732371
Why do people defend their teams shitty QBs? I sure as fuck wouldn't, but my team has the best QB.

Ninja-bros we're so back

>>150732520
They’re so gay

>>150732480
it's what yuros call bell peppers.

DOINK!
>DOINK!
DOINK!
>DOINK!
DOINK!
>DOINK!
DOINK!
>DOINK!

>>150732475
Mmm...need some comfort goyfeed too. Jews know what we like.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOINK

>>150732502
Are you also a prophet?

>>150732552

New thread

Yep, it's Thursday night football

DOOOOOIIIIINK

>>150732486
>poor offensive performance
>shit play calling
>a glut of penalties

>>150732475
Texas Double Whoppers just aren't the same anymore. I used to have one every week in the summer of 2004. I still have dreams about that fucking sandwich.

>>150732448
Wow yeah that's optimized, can probably pack on so much muscle for that weight class at that height
Our guy who wrestled 132 on our team placed I think top 5 in state and he was super jacked and like 5'3 or something

>>150732311
state champs my dude.

My hs kicker was nicknamed kicker and he looked like Quasimodo

>>150732485
>Buck status?
broken.

>>150732456
Zion Don doesn’t let a good crisis go to waste. Pretty soon he’ll get a red flag fun law in place for anyone who’s on SSRIs or transitioned.

Which of these teams will face the Colts in the Owl? It's looking like the Packers 2 B H.

>>150732563
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIINK

>green gay can barely score on one of the worst defenses in the nfl
>golden sucks ass
Yea, anyone thinking green gay is going to the owl is in for disappointment. They're barely improved over last year

>>150731851
I'm 44, on my 2nd marriage, own my own home, 2 kids in college.

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the late night shitposting in the offseason was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Raiders fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the owl Wions

YOU SMELL LIKE HOTDOG WATER

>>150732542
>using foomble cat for a doink
Fuck outta here

RIDE THE FLOAT

COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT

>>150732504
You think he's gonna jump out, but really he wants you to come in

>>150732498
>better QB
>better head coach
>better DC
>better oline
>better front 7
>better corners
>better RB room
>better receiver room
Green Bay has linebackers and safeties, that's it

>>150731851
I am a normie with the degree and a steady job, i own a place but no wife or kids, which saddens me

>>150732235
I cant believe this wasn't everyone's first thought. r9k specifically exists so anons can commiserate about how not normal they are

YOU CANT HANDLE THE RIZZ

https://youtu.be/Vy_Fu8H4RCo?feature=shared
Mock my ravens all you want but they always make the game fun to watch

What is this adsloppa? Jewdell strikes again.

>>150732542
No
Fumble cat is only for fumbles you fucking faggot

>>150732582
Golden is playing amazing. Love keeps throwing garbage balls

>>150732596
I'm sure Ricky Williams grew great weed.

>>150732584
Post mrs' feet and gtfo

COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT
HEY RIDE IT

>>150732584
>Raiders fan
So you'd gonna get to get cucked

Yes... It is as I foreseen... Manlove will throw two interceptions in the second half...

This game is the perfect way to kick of tnf

ITS TIME TO BROCK AND ROLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

RECYCLE
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>>150732618
Retard

>>150732597
Josh Jacobs is reliable enough for a balanced offense

Do these guys argue over who gets to wear the jacket and hoodie look?

Halftime faptime: animals edition

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>>150732597
Literally the only true statement you made was better WR room.

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>>150732584
We've done it. We've reached a thousand of these

>>150732626
You cunt

>>150732617
Why couldn't the NFL just let him have his lung slaughtering necromancer kush and be happy?

It's half time

>>150732649
That's a lotta cake

>>150732584
I hate how happy this pasta makes me after the offseason in the first game thread of the season

>>150732649
dedicated autism

>>150732449
Too many toppings

>>150732627
I dont see a foot pic

>>150731963
We might be. I’m happy we’ve started the season strong, but I’m worried once we play an elite team. I don’t think Love has what it takes to win the big game.

>>150732311
I played flag football in elementary school and was the second worst player on my team.

>>150732485
Broken