>>514080457
I am not a woman

>>514081571
>>514081598
Not committing child rape is not a psyop, saaarr.
>>514081602
Good morning

>>514010339
Don't be a diddy blud

Me?
What's up

>Hey so I am a fat fucking retard and therefore I won't ever get something even remotely close to a girlfriend and if that hits close to home, I have the perfect solution for you: a fucking Pringles can. Oh, you'll also need some sponges (not too thick ones) and disposable gloves. If you're confident, which shouldn't be the case since you're probably a fat fucking retard as well, you should buy luble to, otherwise I'd recommend using a shampoo and water mixture (at least that works for me).

>If you managed to get all of those things together, you'll firstly need to eat all of the Pringles and clean the inside, then make two big holes on the bottom sides of the can (because air and stuff). Then, get three your sponge's and make a triangle with them. After making the sponge-triangle, put them into the can. If you did everything correctly so far, the sponges should have an empty space in the middle which will late be the thing you'll stick your wiener into. Since Pringles cans are pretty tall (?) you'll have to make several triangles and layer them up until they reach the top of the can. After successfully filling your can, there are not a lot of steps left until you can forget that you'll be forever alone for an hour or so. Now take a glove and put it into the "sponge-hole" so the part in which you'd normally stick your hand in is at the top. To prevent the glove from moving way too much, just wrap the top of it around the Pringles can. Don't really know how to explain that step any better but I hope you get it. You're retarded, but hopefully not that retarded. The only thing to do before being able to forget your loneliness is putting the lube/sopa-water mixture in to the glove. After successfully completing all of these steps you're done! You actually did something right! Too bad that'll probably be the only thing you'll ever do right.

I'm playing Heroes of the Storm.

>Boomer horror film
>At least 2 chicks get full blown naked
These niggas had it so easy

Why do dissident right bros have to pretend he doesn't look like an ugly ogre

>>718431605
>gooning to chun li
>remember that she's around 50
>penis loses stiffness

they should change/retcon that, i don't care if it doesn't make sense

>>535645738
could it also be that the game just started to fucking suck horribly during BfA and shadowlands or are you going to start defending azerite gear

The great theory of WoW is that people want to be challenged. Even when they win or lose, they still keep coming back for more.

>>513233113
>love black people
why

>>82194257
Working is way worse OP, study for as long as possible.

>>535153515
i mean the whole point of pivoquest is to build a base i can reuse to mass produce friendslop
everything i am doing for the pivoquest vertical slice can be reused for another game

If Bitcoin really replaced the dollar as the dominant currency it's value wouldn't even be expressed in dollars

>>717856597
Every enemy of Nintendo is my friend and a hero of gaming.

Now that "Woke Culture" is dead, what do you think the jews will replace it with? I've been trying to think about it, but I'm pretty sure they're just gonna try the same thing over and over. Woke was the final boss of the jews. Now that it's been defeated and destroyed, and soon to be dismantled, I don't think they have any ideas left.

>had an NPC at the anniversary event making fun of chuds saying "THE ONLY THINGS TO ESCAPE THE SHADOWLANDS ARE LE BASTION ANGELS BUT NO ONE PAID ATTENTION"
>Venthyr and Bastion show up in k'aresh

Can anyone explain to me the point of the scenes between kill bill chick and her dying mom? I assume its going to be revealed that midget pays for all her care or something like that and thats why she does the job? And what was that stuff about her pretending to be a teacher?

Why are leftists so nasty and rude now? You can't even have a conversation without them hurling insults.

>>512544325
pack of cornettos

i wanna s e x chubbelly with a superchub

I had my entire life ruined because some redheaded bitch told people to stalk me

ju äldre jag blir, ju mindre brevar jag. Sitter bara och stirrar. Jag vill orka breva OC men det känns så meningslöst nu för tiden...

>>213437438
COOMing helps me sleep though.

no sorry, i don't. *burps* oh excuse me.

I already ate my pizza and am half-way thorugh my first movie

Female cenobites owe me sex.

>>213001545
>zu teuer
ich darf da nicht mehr hin, weil ein einziger Dufthauch des ungesunden Fraßes mich ermorden würde. Mann, was hab ich McDoof und WürgerKing geliebt...

why exactly was ukraineanon's breakfast thread deleted?

how the FUCK did people write before word processors?

"Here I'll just write this entire passage with ZERO mistakes. I won't restructure it either."

So this is it huh. You're going to let the Epstein files ruin everything.

I genuinely can’t respect adults who like superhero movies. People say you should respect differing opinions, but to me, it just suggests you have terrible taste and aren’t worth engaging with on a personal level.

i really can't relate to people who complain about strict parents. i would simply not give up until i got what i wanted. most adults usually don't have the persistence and willpower of an autistic child. at most extreme cases i would damage stuff around the property with an axe until i got what i wanted.

Uhh guys why can I, a certified retard, now create functional React apps with Claude 4 Sonnet

I just took a massive shit and my butthole has been burning so hard for the past two hours now. What should I do?

Elden Ring Nightreign

Breaking 100k net worth has made me feel completely empty because it really isn't much. All you can do is go into debt over a shit property or car. Maybe a vacation. Could get some hookers a blow but that would be short-lived... sigh. Guess its better than nothing.

>>509734639
based

So now we're just gonna pretend the whole "what's your gender, what's your pronouns" thing never happened?
You normies have a lot of catching up to do. Can you do it somewhere else?

>>529850249
Yeah
I reloaded and went off to do a couple of other quests, and then returned there

>>509141702
So why is there still a homeless guy screaming outside my house
Why didn't he die

Is the series worth watching?

>>713844994
hahah, wait. that's me

>>508815558
peas out into my belly

LLMs keep saying I should get a Mazda3

>>212098617
öhm, also sowas habsch nicht

>>713539001
what

I'm very sad. The Minecraft server I played on with my friends closed and now I have nothing to hate

Where do I pick up my "fell for it again" award ribbon?

>>936067411
like 90% of words in this post are in my filters.

>>211758649
I just finished my first full week at the gym, I havent weighted myself but few weeks ago I was about 150kg
Time to fucking change boys

How do you stay HARD during sex?

ICE took all my Mexican maintenance guys for my property management company. What now?

why am i always waiting for something and can't ever do anything because of that? i'm always waiting for the next thing, and killing time until that comes, and then waiting for the next thing.

Anybody on breaker point server?

Sex is too much work I prefer pornos and jerking it off