Thread 213495327

New episode is out already and we're so back to the quality of the first 4 seasons.
Previous thread: >>213485278

>>213495327 (OP)
I don't watch Dexter, why does he look so old now?

>>213495327 (OP)
>we're so back to the quality of the first 4 seasons.
So Dexter has just never been good then?

>>213495368
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ageing
I'm pretty sure the actor came out and said he has this condition

I don't give a shit about New York Ripper whoever he is.
I don't give a shit about Prater and co.
Why are villains in nu-Dexter so weak?
First it was Captain Cuck and now this.
Old Dexter was not perfect but one quality aspect was always the villains.

sex with deb

>>213495327 (OP)
>we're so back to the quality of the first 4 seasons.

>>213495393
Trinity, the guy with 300 body count would've been dead in the first 3 episodes if Dexter didn't treat him like a teacher

>>213495415
Sure, but he at least was memorable.

>>213495393
they're making the same mistake with the ripper that they made with the skinner, they sure mention him a lot but aren't doing anything to raise the interest or stakes

>>213495393
real villain this season is batista

>>213495435
this, batista and gemini are interesting enough, who cares about prater and the ripper?

>>213495486
>Gemini
>interesting
Lol

>>213495386
Oh god, I couldn't imagine having to deal with this.
Poor Michael :(

mfw secret twin brother

>>213495386
Ouch. Thoughts and prayers. Hopefully he gets better.

>>213495498
yeah cunt, I'm excited to see him hunting dexter

>>213495538
mfw secert octuplet

why the fuck is the midget ordering serial killers what to do? can't dexter just say he's busy

>>213495537
I was posting in the other thread - I don't like Harrison and Dexter alone together, they're just a little too gay.

>>213495386
>time made him look older than cancer
Damn, time is some rough stuff.

the bookstore scene was retarded
>gemini doesn't look around while putting ticket in a book
>dexter doesn't look around when taking it out

>>213495398
Before or after Grandpa detective?

>>213495597
>fixed it
Good boy.

>>213495600
Seriously it's like a familydick video is about to break out

>DUUUUUUNNNNN
...Dexter Morgan.

We really didn't need the nog funeral and child soldier backstory

>>213495600
Michael C Hall admitted he was bi the other year. I've no idea about Jack Alcott. Though that would explain why producers are so set on Harrison being in the show.

>>213495636
yes

>>213495638
KEK, maybe you should stop spending so much time on time on those kind of websites

>>213495368
The original show aired in 2006

>>213495624
Dexter stalking him at all was retarded, hes been making a point this entire season that offing the killer cult members puts a target on his back yet stalks Gemini because he was kind of annoying?
Also why does he even keep showing up to the meetings everytime Peter Dinklage calls? Its like Dexter learned absolutely fuck all from talking to Ghost Trinity.

>>213495647
Yes, you did, or else the nog being a serial killer would have come out of left field.
>nuh-uh! I browse /pol/, so I already know niggers are all competent enough to be long-running serial killers!
lol, lmao

>>213495647
>child soldier backstory
I though he was gonna find the body in the shower and Dexter kills him justifiably because he killed b people when he was a child.
Missed opprtunity...

>>213495537
desu I hope Jennifer Carpenter sees some of this and feels left out of the "family," and gets over herself and accepts the invite to come back as Ghost Deb next season

>>213495537
>>213495600
>>213495650
>tfw they repeat the DebDex plotline but with DexHarrison

>>213495624
Classic Dexter

The midget having Dexter original blood trophies sounds kind of forced. They already wasted that card with the whole resurrection thing on episode 1 tbqh

was it said what new york ripper even do?

>>213495674
Did you ever watch dexter before? This is totaly in his charachter that he can't help himself and has to kill even when it is not that rational to do so

>>213495737
he gripped it and ripped it

>>213495327 (OP)
https://x.com/LilDextter/status/1953817089870790884
Dexter is so fucking cool bros..

Am I the only one that thinks Prater would be a fan of the work Dexter is doing right now?

Please tell me that we are not going to have Harrison in the three confirmed seasons.
He needs to die. And Dexter going full dark passenger. That would be kino

the landlord was right

>>213495745
But he doesn't his dark urges are completely gone he even says this multiple times. This isn't S1 dexter anon.

>>213495771
holy shit...

22 victims is kinda weak for a supposedly prolific serial killer.
>>213495745
My favorite is season 7
>I NEED TO KILL REEE
>oh shit, the guy I've killed is a high-ranking member of an international crime syndicate
>and their leader is pretty much Terminator
>and they were gay lovers
>and the gay Terminator knows all about me and my family
>if only I did more a few more clicks and picked somebody else
It's fucking hilarious.

dexters greatest love interest

thoughts on setting? Think they'll stick with new york or are we getting a new city each season?

>>213495797
He literally killed someone because he was being dubbed as the dark passanger and that ate him up, he's not that changed lol

>>213495778
I mean if they didn't want him around they just wouldn't have brought him back after NB, or established he's Dexters support system now so I don't see him going away

>>213495840
I want a new city but Harrison is going to go to college in NY, Dexter obviously doesn't need to stay with him but at this point it's likely S2 is NY again

What are the chances gemini 1 told gemini 2 he's going to pay Dexter a visit?

Also does midget know they are twins? If he doxes everyone then he should know.

>>213495700
>gets over herself
Was there more bad blood than just the fact she and Dexter Morgan are divorced?

>>213495840
Originally I expected a new setting but since Harrison wants to go to college and I think they'll probably keep Prater around I'd guess New York

>>213495878
don't think so, gemini didn't throw him a glance at all and the writers like doing these "subtle" hints

>>213495653
Hey this isn't about me and my appreciation for fine art. This is about Dexter.

>>213495841
Yeah that was before he was aware of a serial killer cult. Dexters entire reasoning for not killing Mia last episode was because it would have been really suspicious but he then throws that shit out the window and stalks Gemini for no reason, then after killing him again mentions how fucked he is because when Gemini doesn't show up to the helicopter ride(why Dexter shows up either is still not explained) its gonna look really bad that 3 members are missing/arrested since he showed up.
I get Dexter being fucking retarded so the plot can happen is a tried and true part of the show but that doesn't make it not retarded.

>>213495778
>He needs to die.
there's 0 chance of harrison dying, he has the thickest plot armor in the show, dexter might die for the series finale though.

>>213495652
lmao

why didn't jennifer carpenter want to come back? she was way better in new blood than geriatric james remar completely phoning it in.

>>213495912
With Mia he had a higher motive, to clear his son.

For the buffet of serial killers, he really can't help himself as shown even when he knows they will start to suspect him

>>213495897
>gemini didn't throw him a glance at all

>>213495937
I want Hannah McKay ghost making out with Deb ghost.

>>213495926
>there's 0 chance of harrison dying, he has the thickest plot armor in the show
A regular Hannah McKay

>>213495945
ok but that's more like a "why is this faggot staring at me like he's seen a ghost"

>>213495878
I assume they stay out of contact which is the reason for the dead drop

>>213495937
She was busy having a bit part in a Harrison Ford show no one saw

>>213495945
He really just can't be bothered to be subtle in this episode can he?

>>213495890
there's not even bad blood between the former couple, I think she's just done with Dexter. They didn't pay her THAT much for New Blood, she still did it, it was crappier than ever. Fool me once and all that. Plus the writers aren't good enough to make ghost Deb work. She was never a Harry and for Dexter to hallucinate her giving him advice is a bit of a stretch even for the schizo. It sorta made sense him imagining her being the angel helping him get better but now it'd be silly. I miss her too though.

>>213495912
Not so obvious twist, Prater is gonna blow his load when he realizes the Bay Harbor Butcher snuck into his little cult and started picking off the group one by one. The way he talked about serial killers in his little museum like their masters of death, he's just gonna think this guy is the apex

>>213495597
How can I be this cool.

check em

>>213495808
what kind of ham is that?

>>213495926
Dexter lives forever or he's ruined.

>>213495937
to punish us for our transgressions

>>213495808
so it's just ham cheese and pickles? what's that between the cheese and pickle

Is original sin worth it?

>>213495891
interesting, I never really considered dinkmeister being more than a one season thing but would be neat to see how that plays out

>gemini didn't throw him a glance at all

I think he knows something happened to his brother since he didn't find a note and he's suspicious of the new guy but he doesn't know yet

>>213496028
Its been renewed for 2 more seasons with Hall involved. I still think they want a Harrison spin off in the future. They seem set on a full Dexter tv universe. But they're not making the New Blood mistake again.

>>213495990
>Dexter
>Subtlety

>>213496048
definitely, it's tone is more in line with the original show

feels good that we will get two more seasons of this kino

>>213495890
She left Michael C. Hall when he was diagnosed with cancer.

>>213496096
I mean you can't argue with the facts >>213495723

>>213496051
I could be wrong and Dex and Thurman team up to kill him but if Dinklage is on board I can see them just having him pay Dexter to hunt and get memorabilia from serial killers.

>>213496096
It's Brian. He consistently held the upper hand back when Dexter was at his smartest and most dangerous.
Trinity was a great character but only lasted as long as he did because Dexter was a retard.
Doakes was okay.
Sirko had potential, but died too early.
Everybody else? Lol lmao.
>but Saxon killed Deb
The only reason was because Dexter is an idiot and left a set of knives right within Saxon's reach. Like a fucking retard he is.

the season will end with batista convinced that blessing is the bay harbor butcher

>>213496160
yeah, the only reason brian lost was because he underestimated dexters love for deb. Dex had saxon dead to rights and then let him go like a retard even though he'd already learned that lesson before with trinity

>>213496179
>Batista is about to arrest Dexter
>Blessing comes around the corner swinging a sword
>Batista guns him down
>"we'll just pin it on the blackie, like good ol' times, right, amigo" and winks at Dexter

ts so peak bruh fr fr

I hope geminis are fucking triplets

>>213496223
>Ghost Robo Doakes in the background approving

>>213496223
>Harrison appears holding his hunting rifle again
>JUSTICE FOR GEORGE FLOYD 2.0!
in s2 we find out Angel survived the gunshot due to the peculiar slant of the basement keeping all the blood in his body

>>213496245
>trinity is actually quadrinity
>gemini is actually triplets
K I N O
I
N
O

>>213496001
Here's a new and compelling way they could do it:
Maybe Ghost Deb or Memory Deb doesn't come back in Resurrection, but she comes back in Original Sin.
>older Hall Dexter is still narrating and reliving the events
>older ghost/memory Carpenter Deb appears in some scenes where the young inexperienced Molly Brown Deb is learning to be a cop
>Young Deb isn't aware of this or able to interact with the ghost of course, but Ghost Deb and Older Dexter watch her and reflect on how much she would change over the next ~20 years
>and talk about how she would go on to do good and admirable things but also how tragic it was that she was setting herself on the path toward having her life cut so short

>>213496317
you would be amazed how often that happens

>>213496317
thats at least 30 points above every cop except sgt headphones

>>213496339
Considering it's cops from the Dexter universe, you can subtract a dozen of IQ points

>batista: i've got this theory and have corroborative evidence for it
>autist woman cop: nah i know better than you because reasons, not even going to look further into the background of who was our #1 suspect
this show is so stupid

Vogel could have been a great final antagonist if they had introduced her like, 2 seasons before S8. They had a legendary actress playing her too.

>>213496395
>have corroborative evidence for it
I mean the evidence was
>"fuck Dexter Morgan also he may have trained his 17 year old son to dismember bodies."

>>213496073
you think they would communicate through the one singular bookstore all the time?
if they werent retards theyd have multiple loactions they check regularly and message each other from time without expecting a note every time
instead of leaving a note saying "tomorrow ill leave a note in the bookstore where i tell you the time"

Original Sin ending made no sense.
>our captain is a high-profile criminal who kidnapped two children of high-ranking officials, killing one of them
>it's public knowledge
>he's just on the run
>let's party, there's no scandal over this or anything
I know Dexter is borderline capeshit, but that is stretching my suspension disbelief.

>>213496339
>>213496388
sometimes I'm amazed cops in Dexter can even remember to breathe

>>213496411
My headcanon is that the dweeb computer geek who made Bay Harbor Butcher game and sent Dexter the prosthetic hand was originally Brain Surgeon.
Then again, that could be too much forethought for Dexter writers.

>>213496435
>look at the bay harbor butcher, how he killed. some claim he was this man (dexter morgan). have a look at who his son is - your #1 suspect who dismembered the body the exact same way the BHB (possibly his father) did

>>213496395
Hi welcome to Dexter

we're on 8 seasons of this now

>>213496022
good ham

>>213496098
Saxon was the biggest threat because he fit perfectly in Dexter's blind spot. There's always someone coming up who's stronger, faster, smarter and Dexter was getting old and arrogant about his invincibility. He ended up dropping his mask hardest of all with the pen stabbing just to get rid of the guy

>>213495645
I enjoyed the timing of this
>DETECTIVES, you got a minute?

>NYPD duo are talking about the Ryan Foster case and at that moment were specifically talking about how the watch ended up in Mia's possession
>Angel shows up out of nowhere, unprompted, ready to deliver his correct theory about the watch being planted
It's not as bad of an asspull as the New Blood name dropping Harrison to Angela thing, but it's getting there

I don't watch TV much but is it frequent for shows like these to pause frequently for a monologue where the characters are just staring at each other for 10 seconds straight before advancing to the next line of dialogue?
I started watching Dexter again and Laguarra and Dexter looking at each other for such a long period of time would not just make Deb but everyone think they're fucking like rabbits

>>213496595
yes it's written like a first person book

>>213496586
batista has a copy of the script, obviously

>>213496586
he looks like a crazy cuban grandpa

last ep was meh but this one is kino again

>already renewed for s2 and s3
i have to postpone my suicide once again. I'm so tired bro's

>>213496691
they may fuck up the ending for a 4th time (don't deny original sin fumbled) so never say never

>>213496691
I'm sorry bro but you have to find out if it ever gets good or not

>>213496595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StWxSGlYv7c

>>213496738
If you count Original Sin's *season 1 finale* as a bad ending then you have to count other bad season but not series finales from the original run.
Such as
>Note: Lumen died on the way back to her home planet

>>213496327
Deb and Dex being weird future angels fighting and arguing over their younger selves would be kino. No idea how it would really work

>>213496395
It wasn't really that. From her point of view he was just telling a story about the BHB with no connection to her case at all. She perked right up when he gave the corroborative evidence - Dexter is Harrison's father

>>213496586
"we were JUST talking about this" made me laugh"

i like how they pulled a Epstein to getting rid of lady vengeance

>>213496848
ahahahahaaaaa

I would gonna tell the other guy edits like this were a classic Gawker-Tumblr freebie back in the day

Does prater know about Dexter but takes pleasure in his work?

>>213497143
he does not. He waited in front of Red's house and got frustrated when he realized he doesn't have him in the palm of his hand

so how did a random security guard manage to kill a seasoned serial killer without her even screaming and alerting guards or other inmates in the middle of the day

>>213497258
he presumably just looked the other way while Uma Thurman did her thing

>>213496047
Bad example. A cubano should have roast pork in there as well.

dexter will eat a cubano and ruin his fake identity as a vegan

>>213497300
Went to the trouble of finding a proper sandwich image and then didnt attach it.

How would Dexter fare as a character in Manhunt 1/2?

>>213496471
The writers wanted to make Louis Green a serial killer but MCH shut that shit down as I understand it.

>>213497334
His greatest love is also his greatest weakness

>>213497430
I thought Louis' actor had some scheduling issues and his character had to be killed off early.

wow so epic its the wop guy!!!

>>213496738
i think the ending to new blood is great. Literally 10/10 episode. As for original sin i dropped it after one ep

>>213496119
Thanks for ruining my day.

Ok that was probably the best twist in the whole series

>>213497526
>i think the ending to new blood is great

INCONCEIVABLE

>>213495327 (OP)
Any webm requests?

>>213495327 (OP)
This was actually a good episode, its been a while since Dexter actually had a decent plot twist

Prater’s fate

>>213495537
why are faggots such good actors?

>>213495675
He only killed one person though

>>213497777
I believe the anon you're replying to is referring to the theory that states that Blessing is the New York Ripper.

they actually epsteined her kek

>>213495782
Legally she could hold rent if the mold made the place inhabitable for her son

>>213497741
W-THEY'RE so good at pretending in their day to day lives

>>213497816
Oh, my theory is its Pratter but thats probably more predictable. Blessing does make sense after this episode's revelation

>>213497688
dexter spinning after drugging gemini

I haven't watched Dexter since the season with that Zodiac killer guy.
Am I missing anything?

>GEMINI has a twin brother
>"What a genius twist?!"
No wonder this show has gone on for so long

A lot of people called the Gemini twin thing, rightfully so since a bit predictable; glad they killed the retarded annoying one first.

>>213497258
Same way Epstein killed himself.

Wonder if Prater finds it suspicious how the Dark Passenger killings suddenly stopped around the same time "Red" joined the group.

>>213497900
>Zodiac killer guy
Who? The Doomsday killer?

What if Dexter killed the twin that hasn't actually killed anyone? What about muh Harry's code?

>>213497900
There's a new zodiac. I'm not joking.

>>213497994
I think he was called Arthur.

>>213497258
she's not dead they fakes it

>>213497688
I was just about to ask for you. Pls do Dexter looking at the BHB book and smiling, and then turning the page, seeing Doakes and getting angry

>>213497498
He's here for the rent. The rent, the rent.

>>213498014
He was complicit still counts, besides dexter has killed handful of people who didn't fit the code just because...

>>213498031
Ah, The trinity killer, Arthur Mitchell. He makes a comeback as a sort of ghost haunting dex in the first episode along with some others.
The show is not as good as Season 4, and you'd need to catch up on the other seasons to understand anything, but it is quite good, better than the other seasons after season 4 (the one with Arthur.)

lol

>batista retires
>instantly becomes a good detective

>>213498064
>>213498125
he still got it

>>213497258
It was Dexter in disguise

>>213497258
Its as if the security guard had her in a place she has no control of

I want Dexter to go on a racist rant about Doakes

>>213498130
lardass hasnt done any work though, everyone else did and hes just rolling with it

>>213496978
ive always wondered if him hitting his head on the tree was scripted

>>213497258
are you a retard? shes a woman the only way she got her victims was by drugging them and then restraining. she'd lose any 1 to 1 confrontation.

>>213496119
Not really. He drove her away by refusing to have kids with her because of the cancer.
He said he refused to because he didn't want to pass on his bad genes to their kids.
I don't think it was a bad breakup. She still had massive chemistry with him on screen, so there were still feelings there.

>>213497452
no
Michael c hall literally killed that storyline

>>213496691
I cancelled my suicide when James gunn took over DC AND when Jason Voorhees got a new movie and a new TV show coming out.
such is life

>scheduling a wake, with an open casket, the same day you discover someone's death
Can they at least try and make it believable?

>>213497430
Good, it was better that way

ANON
YOU BOUGHT TOO MUCH ICE
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

>>213497354
I wanna fuck that sandwich

>>213495624
They're letting the season 8 influence creep in

>>213495840
I hope they do a new city each season. Be fun if Dexter went international in s3 to the UK or somewhere like New Zealand

>>213498518
you have to do it fast before the body starts rotting

>>213498540
eat your ice niggy

>>213498518
They Sierra Leone war criminal illegal immigrants I doubt they filed the proper paperwork with the coroner

Fincher's Gemini movie was overrated as fuck. Boring. Shit pacing.

>>213496441
Original Sin was written by retards. It only gets a pass because it hits the nostalgia factor. It isn't even close to as good as s1-4 (yes, including s3)

>>213495368
Watch the show and find out

>>213496010
Get a Mazda crossover and a tub of hair gel.

so gareth 1 somehow told gareth 2 to look for a ticket in a random book in a random book store in new york... why don't they just communicate that way instead of going through the rigmarole of retarded dead drops

We never see Dexter working his wagecuck job. Also, doesn't an uber driver work irregular times? If so, how does Dexter always have time to attend to Prater's meetings?

>>213498064
>"smartest guy in every room"
To be fair, if you lived in the Dexterverse and are even remotely competent it would be hard not to think that

>>213496007
He will get the BHB and Ripper by the end of this season.

pottery
he's getting better at this

>>213495696
I fast forwarded all the black people scenes.
Nothing of value was missed.

>>213495696
>Dexter my friend, we put the bodies in the basement. You crazy white man you oh lord no no no. Here let me help you move it.

>>213495696
That excuse is now in the bank or later

>>213498549
You're supposed to eat the food, not fuck it.

>>213498885
Why not both?

>>213497354
According to americans this is a burger

>>213497498
No idea why it's an Italian guy.
Everyone knows that NY landlords are all jews.

>>213498809
Tbh i like blessing because he talks in funny accent.

>dexter, it's prater, you know the billionaire financing serial killers
>anyway, i need you to come to me for a secret meet up
>sure thing prater!
>let me drive there in my shitty car registered to Dexter Morgan
>it's not like you have to some super secret fixer tracking people and keeping tabs on them

>>213497990
Nah. It's only been like a week since the feast and Dexter even admitted to Prater that Charley spooked him out of his normal patterns.

>>213498885
where do you think that the secret sauce comes from

>>213498953
Boy do I have news for you

I really want to see what Dexter's plan is for the 'special presentation' where he has to talk through his method and give them an idea of what he's planning next.

>>213498782
They're going the Dean Koontz book Whispers route.
David played the Polka Dot Man, haunted by visions of his dead mother.
In Whispers, the killer was a pair of twins pretending to be one person, haunted by visions of his dead mother.
They also referred to each other as myself and me.

>>213498322
Hey, don't bully the newfag! He'll figure it out eventually!

>>213499056
>>213498953
>>213497498
hes here for da rent da rent

>>213499056
Damn. I was right about the landlord crack and wrong about his real ethnicity.
That accent was pure NY Italian though.

>>213495600
>>213495650
>>213495926
>he doesn't know
Harrison is long dead.Cody killed him.

>>213498784
Hes probably not working as much since hes getting midget money (he even got a new one this episode)

>>213495327 (OP)
>first 4 seasons
3 and 4 sucko.

why is dexter burning bodies again when that's what got him caught last time?

>>213499054
i couldnt stop thinking of Mao Zedong during this scene.
there are things other than murder worth killing for.

>>213499293
>Cody
Cody and Astor stopped being a thing after season 4

>>213499322
I think it's safe to assume they don't have titanium in them

>>213499322
he explains it in the show

Hopes/predictions for the last half of this season?

>>213499293
>WHHAATT A TWEEESSSTTT
every single watcher and their grandma is anticipating that shit already

>>213499322
Dead burnt bodies are a normal thing in NYC, no one would even bother

>>213499391
proove it

>>213498782
like someone earlier posted the only way for this to make sense if they if they have large number of deposits they casually check everyday

>>213499353
I think its just some weird meme from the book

>>213498843
>dexter is gonna try to hide something in the walls and is gonna find out they are already filled with corpses

>>213499411
i'm too lazy to find the dialogue. he says something about it's a neighborhood that police won't ever go to so it's obviously safe to burn bodies there in dexter universe

>>213499353
It would be ridiculously fantastic to have Harrison turn out to be Cody though, and to have lied about Hannah and Harrison.
It would explain him having to get a GED in Harrison's name to keep up his cover story, and why the actor looks so much older than 17.

>>213499294
Even if so, his black landlord never discusses with him about anything about the uber driving.

>>213499322
You know that region in new york where even the cops won't go because it's so rough?
Well yeah, Dexter just goes there and burns bodies in one of the location's many abandoned factories with a large furnace. And he doesn't have to worry about homeless people in the factory or addicts/gang-bangers robbing him because he's a serial killer and they know to stay away.

>>213498799
ok the saxon one was crazy but this one is more normal, you aren't constantly looking behind your back + the gemini did this a hundred times

>>213499453
bullshit, so in line for Dexter

>>213498885
Why do you think people do that whole crossection thing?
One half is for fucking, one is for eating.
Keep it seperate. Keep it civlized.

>>213499488
Well the landlord has way too much stuff going on to have time for Dexter probably. I imagine they also have a "you pay me and I dont ask where the money comes from" situation

>>213498782
they're orphans who killed their foster parents and now live under one single person
why do you think he's the most wanted SK? he always has the perfect alibi for being at another location, they're never ever together except their hidden location

>>213499546
yea that was what i was thinking. it's dexter show. enough explanation for me. no need for some elaborate body dumbing

>>213499546
is there any NY location with a public furnace IRL

Prater had some suspicious looks towards Red this episode

>>213495327 (OP)
Season is filled with plotholes but it's still entertaining. How tf can Dexter carry a show this hard?

>>213499675
>it's dexter show
Retards keep saying this to defend Resurrection when they hated New Blood for the same stupid writing

>the twin reveal
i can't stop laughing, this show is so fucking kino

man I fucking love seeing dexter being smart, knowing that gemini is so full of himself that he won't drink what he's given like he's in a movie

>>213498993
this, I've already mentioned this shit that serial killers were not taking a taxi lol

>>213499855
There's a very big difference between retconning M99 with Ketamine and disposing a body

>>213495537
That cracka lookin zesty!

>>213499721
Anything is public if you break in

I gave up after Original Sin.
It was just so fucking boring, I couldn't stomach it.
Making your first episode a retelling of flashbacks you have already seen in the parent show was not a good move either.

>>213495537
>"you wanna watch the new episode of drag race?" (actual quote from this season)

>>213495890
Bitch is fucking neurotic and claims acting for Dexter fucked her up.

Predict how Dexter will kill the fatty killer

>>213499972
>Making your first episode a retelling of flashbacks you have already seen in the parent show was not a good move either.
what were they

>>213499879
it's gonna be triplets, cap this.

>>213499972
>he watched the prequel
thats your own stupidity at work

>that second page
kek

>>213499855
i liked both but new blood had way too much harrison drama. resurrection has same issue but it's not that much. anyway resurrection is definitely more entertaining show overall
>>213499879
probably everyone watching the show saw it coming and it was pretty funny that dexter didn't lmao

>>213499981
drugged jelly donut

>>213500009
>the ripple effect
IDK what that is.

>>213499974
Gay writers are far too gay

>>213499972
Original Sin was stupid pulpy fun for those craving their Dexter fix. It was never supposed to be 'good'.
Having said that, Resurrection looks on path to repeat New Blood and I don't have high hopes for its ending

>>213500009
They couldn't even write 2 pages of bullshit

>>213497258
Simple. He killed a female serial killer.

>>213500016
my unironic hot take is resurrections would be vastly superior if they cashed in the dexter/harrison link up like episodes earlier. people only watch this dog shit show for dexter so i dunno why the fuck don't they just double down on it with every episode being a dexter centric dealing with some shit. i don't care if it's more harrison bullshit

>>213499981
He'll try and be all manipulative and cunning but ponytail will be stupidly low-guard and basically just let Dexter murder him.

>>213500009
is this a gif? why is it moving while i read it?

>>213499922
It's a lesser retcon, but my favorite is the true crime journo knowing that Bay Harbor Butcher killed over a hundred people which was mentioned repeatedly.
Reminder that as far as the public knows, BHB has like 30-40 victims to his name.
Makes me feel like the writers didn't give a fuck and just googled Dexter's kill list on the wikia.

>>213500009
I might be on to something

>>213500009
>we've literally had usable chat ai for well over 2 years at this point
Imagine being too lazy to ask chat gpt to write a paragraph of bullshit for you

>>213500069
>>213500092
That's how you release a TV show 6 months after you begin shooting. Who cares about small details like that

>>213500092
Gemini Killer hint?

>>213500092
he has also has a twin?

>>213500092
>>213500009
>he couldn't catch the gemini hint

>>213500080
you have eye cancer anon..

>>213500092
Wouldn't be the first, lol.

>>213498014
He probably doesn't give too much of a fuck at this point. He killed Logan. Back in S2 he was willing to let Doakes go and deal with a long ass court process with Doakes pointing at him.

>>213500078
I just hate the black family and I'm not even racist. they are just awful. awful writing.

>>213500080
Idk, schizo-kun.

>>213500330
I like the voice of the old black guy. Very distinct like he's trying to shout all the time but can't get it out. It's cool

I just want to see Krysten Ritter's bare titties bros. Why can't she show them. I can only fap to her bra and panty pics for so long

Fat bastard leaving greasy handprints all over Dexter's nice clean window.
That's gonna cost Dex a tip for sure.

why are they killing the big actors so quick? like what the fuck

>>213500441
because they only came to the show since it was a quick shoot

>>213500441
Big actors are expensive, please understand.

>>213500441
have you ever heard of a guest star? is this the first tv show you've ever watched?

>>213500406
>Krysten Ritter
ugly name for an ugly girl desu

>>213500330
i agree with you bro. i'm already annoyed at the screen time they've gotten. if it turns out blessing is ripper i will be pissed. if it turns out to be fuck all, i will also be pissed. i just want hours of dexter doing shit

>>213500488
Based. I don't know why people find her attractive.

>>213500502
They're certainly telegraphing it.

>>213500406
disgusting muppet looking lady

>>213500441
I would have left it ambiguous that Uma character is the bride.

>>213500394
the whole "wholesome migrant happy family" is so fucking annoying. pointless.

>>213500617
>>213500330
Idiot detected. You know they're fake and the grandma was murdered, right?

>>213500441
They can't afford them

>>213500016
I didn't saw it coming, some reference i dont know?

when watching origin sin, it's best to just fast forward or skip all the flashbacks with Dexter's mom stuff and it's best to skip all the Debra nonsense.
that makes it better

also christian slater is a fucking horrible awful actor. he's fucking trash. awful.

>>213500683
debra has a tight pussy
s2 will give us glimpse of her fucking dex while drugged or something

>>213500643
it's wasting too much time. it had nothing to do with the plot of the midget. I don't care if the old guy is the ripper. his family is annoying as hell. a lot of wasted screentime

>>213500683
>it's best to skip all the Debra nonsense
fuck you

>>213500643
>grandma was murdered
??

>>213500721
very ugly. very annoying. very fat and very flat.
how can you be both fat AND flat?

>>213500665
I didn't see it either but in insight it was obvious because of the name and the card/message in the book was a very big hint

>everyone Dexter kills is white
>all the friendly side characters are minorities
I miss Miami.

>>213500611
Well, her name in the show is Charley Brown, a not so subtle hint at a minor side character in Kill Bill.
Saw her mom's last name on the medical records.
And, I wouldn't be surprised if Beatrix Kiddo was a fake name. I'd expect most of the characters in Kill Bill to have lived under fake names.

>>213500683
this is pretty much correct.
it's a show you watch with one finger on the right arrowkey

>>213500665
you're probably joking but i mean he's called gemini (twins) and said that he wrote the note that dexter found for himself. like okay i wasn't 100% sure but i certainly suspected that he had twin

>>213500683
>also christian slater is a fucking horrible awful actor. he's fucking trash. awful.
I have no idea how he finds work

>>213500824
I didn't see it coming.

>>213500760
>>213500824
I'm ESL, just looked up Gemini. Completely different word in my language.

>>213498064
>>213497669
>>213495945
>couldn't even confirm the kill
show for brainlets

>>213500841
he was great in mr robot

>>213500841
maybe in the 90s or 80s he was handsome and that got him by
but he ruined Harry so badly. so fucking badly .
and on interviews he sounds proud of playing Harry like an asshole. he's said that he came to do his own take.

and his take on Harry is fucking trash.

>>213500848
what's your language partner

>>213500890
I don't remember the movies but I've seen him in some terrible movies and he was part of the problem.

>>213500683
>flashbacks with Dexter's mom
I found those to be more interesting than Dexter parts.
Dexter doesn't feel like Dexter, I'm tired of the moralfag Dexter, especially considering it's supposed to be early Dexter who was more about chatting up with his victims and learning social cues from them than "NOOO YOU CAN'T KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE" which is why I'm not buying the "it captures the feel of early Dexter"
And kid Dexter looks like a total faggot. Like the guy playing new Spider-Man.
The main villain is the fucking worst the show ever had, yes even worse than The Brain Surgeon or Doomsday. At least neither were literal cuckolds.

>>213496010
Move in slow-mo

>>213500929
Too embarrassed to say because people from my country are supposed to be good at English.

>>213500967
the actor playing young Dexter truly is bad but I'm just glad to have more Dexter. he at least looks the part but he's really wooden. Dexter was never that autistic in the original flashbacks. he was semi normal

this guy plays Dexter like a mega autist.
but I'll take it.
the reason I hate the flashbacks with Dexter's mom is because they don't really show anything new or important as far as I could see and they feel like wasted screentime.
and again, christian slater is absolutely horrendous as Harry.

>>213500999
so it's India lol

>>213500999
have to say i'm curious what does it mean in your language in english?
in hindsight the gemini in the party seems different from the one who dexter killed. more talkative etc. but i wouldn't have noticed that ever when watching. only afterwards when you know there was twin

>>213500967
Yeah they made Deb fat and Dexter twink Holland. Throw on the Stranger Things chasing 90s or whatever paint and I ain't interested. I also heard Brian's in it. Gtfoutta my face

Can anyone explain to me the point of the scenes between kill bill chick and her dying mom? I assume its going to be revealed that midget pays for all her care or something like that and thats why she does the job? And what was that stuff about her pretending to be a teacher?

>>213501181
oh God I forget that I keep skipping that shit too. fuck so much wasted screentime.
fuck. between Harrison babysitting. the black family and kill bill with her mom
fucking waste

>>213501181
Most likely to show why she's doing what she does when she obviously isn't in to catering serial killers etc.
Pretending to be teacher is her cover story when talking to his mom

>>213501098
Retard.
>>213501117
It's just "twins".
I might have to re-watch e04 as I don't see/remember the vague differences between them

>>213501243
you're Indian

I hope female detective dies.

>>213501243
So brazilian/portuguese?

>>213500967
>>213500841
>>213500683
Patrick Dempsey needed to be the one playing Harry. he feels more like Harry. better actor.

Why am I supposed to care about the Ripper though?
>omg he's so uncatchable and smart and scary
>okay but why

>>213500683
It's kinda funny, they edited a half hour long recap of Original Sin season 1, and it includes almost zero Deb (and nothing from her dating subplot, or Dex's).
So even Showtime has an awareness that Young Deb was pretty much useless and never did anything important, even though they also felt obligated to give her a decent amount of screentime

https://youtu.be/t12Y_UoiZpQ?si=tzLf1j-4MvxQlD5V

>>213501272
Are brazilians and medshits good at English?

Slater's Harry just feels too soft and toothless.
He's the quirky sitcom dad, not the strict Harry of the OG show. It's laughable when the show tries to make him look like this strict menacing parental figure.

>>213501243
>as I don't see/remember the vague differences between them
it's been weeks but i sort of remember him being a bit mysterious or antisocial maybe first.
then he is suddenly bragging about being top fbi wanted and movies being made of him etc.

>>213501333
I feel bad for the actress, she's cute, trying her best. but the acting is so awful.

NEW THREAD !!!!!!!!!

>>213501374
Indians. he's Indian

>>213501333
she should agree to full naked first

>>213501333
GIO IS THE KILLER
GIO IS ESTRADA'S SON
GIO IS NHI KILLER
I remember all these theories trying to make sense of and find purpose behind this pointless waste of time subplot
Comedy gold.

>>213501416
be the change you want to see in the world

>>213501480
lolololol

>>213501482
I cant bake. jannies throttle me

>>213501482
I'm literally the only one making OPs because eveyone who posts in here is a lazy faggot

>>213501599
jannies throttle me.

>>213501627
>>213501627
>>213501627

>>213500002
I ckocked this too. Gemini Dos Hermano stepped out of the passenger side of the car. Gemini Primo was driving.

>>213500721
>How do you do, fellow kids?

>>213495650
fr?

explains his voice