Thread 150750433

This thread is for the discussion of ice hockey. It is not for the discussion of regional work ethics along the upper rhine.

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do german hockey teams along the upper rhine have a strong work ethic?

>>150750457
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>>150750433 (OP)
he looks like a triangle

>>150750433 (OP)
What about migration patterns of young professionals?

>>150750470
he looks.like a pencil neck geek

>>150750484
Thats what I picture every /hoc/ poster looks like too

>>150750506
grit eatin freaks

wolf is a janny

>>150750470
His arms look bigger than they should

>>150750517
Apparently he bought a gaming PC at the start of summer.

>>150750527
based he probably plays chel.
oh wait

wolf built a gaming rig just so he could play icewind dale

>>150750463
Yes but only on the french side mon ami hon hon hon

/krak/

>>150750527
Wolf has a gaming pc, vr headset, and a few unread messages from McDavid

I feel bad for swedbro, next thread should be shl themed imo

>>150750630
Cope Lulea is in that league

i thought modo was in the swedish league

copey got raped on a chilly September evening in 2025

>>150750630
You can tell he's seething too because he hasn't posted in this one yet kwab

>>150750682
Well he did announce he wanted to make the next thread.

>>150750703
When has it ever worked that way here

>>150750714
I'm just saying it makes sense for him to be seething. Bud set everything up only to get btfo

>>150750433 (OP)
>another fumescuck thread

that'll be ten point five million dollars

>>150751134
Mathews getting fooled by marner will never not be funny

>>150750682
Nah, I went away to make breakfast and do some dumbbell chest presses.
>>150750648
They got relegated last season. Peter Forsberg was fuming on a podcast a month ago because there were a couple of blatant ref mistakes that in theory got them relegated and he didn't feel like he had got any explanation from the person who is the boss of the referees.

Forsberg doesn't have employment with Modo anymore though, so it was just as a fan and an influential person in Swedish hockey, but you have to respect his passion and love for his Modo. Basically the opposite of the Sedin sisters who instead of going home and help Modo get promoted to the SHL decided to retire and stay in Hongcouver.

>>150751134
what is it about 4 naysh that makes copey and trb bubble so much?

>>150751230
ruins their narrative that canada is bad at hockey

>>150751251
Canada is bad but USA is worse

>>150751260
retard

>>150751196
what did naslund have to say about it

>>150751260
smart

>>150751134
Why didnt be play like this in the 2024-2025 Stanley cup finals ?

>>150751316
he had the guy who let him pass the puck on his team instead of the guy receiving the pass

it is funny to imagine all the trb's getting their hopes up for 2010 and 2025.

it's fun to imagine that seattle ladycoach naked and doing hockey related things during coitus

>>150751277
I haven't read or heard anything. He's not as much of a hothead as Forsberg either, so he'll more likely do the fuming in private.

>stick tape on her nipples
>wearing goalie mask
>rips up mask and squirts water bottle on face

I dunno it's just fun to imagine I guess
christ I've been in germany for 3 days and I've already turned into a degenerate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXyk-QWW5CI
Our Flames are winning the battle of Alberta this year. Already up 1-0 :)

>>150751420
setting your sights low in september
smart

>>150751433
If by low you mean winning lord stanley's cup then yes

>>150751460
those are your florida panthers

>>150751420
>game recap
more like game recrap

>>150751466
Shan't be supporting any other team than my hometown team.

>>150751610
how is sunrise at this time of year?

>>150751629
Rises at like 5:30 am

>>150751652
all that flat land

I'll show you flat land
>shits blood

>>150751629
Sunrise doesn't exist. It's all Miami.

Can he score 60 goals next season?

>>150751971
45 nuclear bombs concentrated in the red circle, gary presses the Buttin
>captcha: taxxg

>>150751972
yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more laine clips. fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. does fuckin ovi have 12 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya patrik "golden flow" laine is pottin 50 in '17 fuckin callin it right now. clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck

>>150752008
anon can't into snipping tool

>>150752008
>Florida is nuked
>state income tax is set at 0% for relief reasons
>dynasty never ends

>>150751972
>31 years old
>injury prone
>won't play in the top 6
Sure, why not.

>>150752059
>the entire florida panthers team lives because each and every one of them are shape-shifting cockroaches

>>150752078
Not all the panthers

Do you think that Bedard is gay?

>>150752721
It all depends on your philosophy

>>150752784
Plato was so fucking retarded. Forms is stupid. Aristotle is where its at. His rudimentary deductive reasoning was very clever, same with empiricism. All my homies love Aristotle.

Any good sites for shl streams today?

>>150753198
shitgames.tv

sorry I don't watch the stoopid hockey league

It's the story
Of a man named Gary
Who was busy with thirty two teams of his own
They were seven hundred men playing together
Yet they were all alone

>>150753198
Not gonna fall for that, employee of TV4 who wants to shut down free streams person.

Can anyone confirm the rumour that the universe exists

>>150753614
I'm hearing trade rumors between us and the Andromedas

>>150753614
it's true, unfortunately

anyone else getting these AI channels popping up in their feed? creepy ass shit

>>150753677
Are those thumbnails ai or something?

>>150753652
It ill be a shame when none of our teams are made up of 100% local players

>>150753708
the entire video is AI

This is AI? If this is AI I think I've seen enough of this world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csmmLJbCfdc

>>150753928
i don't even know what's real anymore, man

Just deposited a huge marner

>>150753967
AI marner or a real marner?

>>150753965
y-you're real right
you wouldn't lie to me r-right

>>150754005
A real marner.

Good morning /hoc/

>>150754171
mornin
been drinking coffee all night and never went to bed

>>150754171
mmm pepsi

>>150754202
retard

>>150754230
retard

chatgpt said you guys talked a lot about rape last thread

So tired of you Flames posers making every single thread about your shit team.

How bad are my bruins going to be this season?

Craving a pizza but the shop doesn't open till 11

>>150754672
gotta have a back up in the freezer, amateur

>>150754411
queers gonna queer off

>>150754770
sounds gay

>>150754672
Stay strong bro. If you really want one, wait outside

>Bears
Great rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.
>Blackhawks
Great rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Frondell, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.
>Bulls
Crypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.
>Cubs
Great rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.
YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s? YFW this city is going to be P.E.A.K. C.O.M.F.Y. in the coming years??

just ripped a high volume pelech

>>150754819
Thanks brother . I'm off

rape, autism, belarus and islanders

>>150754941
>Name 4 things associated with poverty

>>150754967
aren't you the guy who was raped

> Maple Leafs Open To Trading Nick Robertson
> shifty, dangerous 20 point manlet
> just signed him this summer to a $1.825M deal

This could shift the balance of power in the Atlantic.

Hershey got a new jersey

This could be /hoc/ v Gary if we tried

>>150755028
I actually really, really like that.

>>150755051
We're not going to overthrow Gareth, and that's final
>his magnetars are calibrated
>the season's scheduled result has already been input, it'sa done deal

>>150755051
now THAT'S democracy

>>150755088
i'd be jealous if it weren't an homage to an existing Caps jersey
i like that the affiliates get to play with team jersey set-ups like that, makes the NHL more fun

>>150755088
Save it, its all yours friend!

>>150754941
I didn't read the bible or watch WCW maybe those are the four horsemen?

>>150755028
It looks too much like the caps Jersey

>>150755051
we love our gary here though, don't we folks we love him, call him gare bear we do, we love our gare bear

>>150755220
It's an homage to that very Caps jersey, surprise

>>150754828
retard

>>150755220
Wonder why that is.

>>150755051
Imagine if American zoomers took the initiative to change our country. We could have healthcare, 6 weeks of paid vacation, and stop supporting a certain country

wordle in 3

>>150755324
Imagine if you didn't have to file a tax return or pay income taxes even if you fell below a certain annual salary amount, let's say $77,000 and below
>that would be reasonable and will never happen
We'll have legal weed before that happens, guaranteed
>and now, back to ice hockey already in progress

>>150755400
aren't you the guy who was raped

>>150755350
Pokedoku was hard. I hate it when they ask about new mechanics

lol
lol even

>>150755625
aren't you the guy who was raped

Summer is over. The apartment pool is closing

Our Sennies :)

>>150755968
good post

>>150755968
Robert Caro's Master of the Senate is about Alexei Yashin

>>150755559
How come is it to get surgery the day the injury takes place?

>>150756124
Common*

>>150756143
immediately retard

>>150756124
When youre a millionaire you get to jump the line for everything

oof I'm jonesing for rookie camp, I need to see my leafies.

Our Luleå playing now <3

>>150756124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I

When I crashed my bike on the way to see Eddington they said I would have needed brain surgery if my subdural hematoma was bigger or if it caused a midline shift :)

>>150756369
That’s not the point, if the injury was bad enough where he need surgery immediately then I would have thought it would take longer than 6 to 8 weeks to recover.

>>150756451
i broke my ankle recently and had immediate surgery and it took me exactly 6 weeks to normal

>>150756529
hey aren't you that guy who was raped

Go fuck yourself, Mitch, now and forever

you guys are made of glass I've never broken a bone in my life and I do MMA and play goalie for a living

>>150756599
oh, Ok

>>150756451
That is the point
He probably didnt "need" surgery right away but could afford to get bumped up in priority

>>150756124
It's very common if you want your players as soon as possible. It's very uncommon if you want your players on LTIR before the playoffs. Then teams can wait up to 1 month getting players surgery.

>>150756599
Ive never broken a bone either and Ive been hit by a car

rapey had his back broken by a breakfast burrito and lives in a motorized scooter now

>>150756599
By MMA he means mixed masturbation arts, and he pulls the goalie for a living

>Good to have hockey back, isn't it?
Yes, it is. random English broadcaster for the SHL
>yes Indeed

knights play today :)

>>150756712
Jej

>>150756735
Malmö looks sleepy

I just learned of a player named wojak wolski how silly.

>>150756718
our Mitchie :)

One week until pre season starts

>>150754828
what the fuck is a crypto rebuild

>>150757036
The Cavs have gone all in on bitcoin to help fund the rebuild.

>>150757051
retard

* electronic ice hockey sounds *

>>150755350
i did terribly. took 5. i don't know that word!!!

>>150756718
These knights?

pips (hard) in 6

>two teams looking at carter hart are vegas and utah
grim

may go get a bubble tea in a bit

>>150757441
>Sin City or God's Country

>>150757496
wish you'd go get a shut the hell up

mormons go to Hell kwab

>>150757545
you don't concern me

got btfo in connections

Hart >>> Wolf

aces 'yoffs start tomorrow :)

>>150757732
Vegas?
How is the Title IIX money supposed to be there for the lady ball if the men's league is gambling their Christmas money of crypto, Adam Silver???
>ain't nobody got time for that!!

>>150757799
idk what the hell you're talking about buddy but yeah the las vegas aces.

they were 14-14 (.500)for the season but then won 16 (sixteen) in a row :)

>>150757839
I follow, lad, Aces are my squad in the lady' ball as well

las vegas asses

>>150757869
until next season, that is

>>150757916
cringe. may they be eternally shit

>>150756700
JEN

>>150757947
If there's anything like their brother team, they'll win a vacuous initial title and then go unheard of for decades 0
>looking forward to it, ladies

>>150756590
Thanks but I don’t anybody in my new town. Maybe I’ll do something nice for myself

>>150757998
What is this? Are you selling a seat or asking for an opinion?

>female basketball shills
>female sports fan shills
>TRB faggot posting
bye

>>150758030
Wait, whose Mitch is this?
Are you from Sherwood Park? Crusaders fan?
>at any rate, it's good advice for anybody to follow. Good luck in your new neighborhood

>>150757998
>paying $560 american dollars to watch shit teams for retards just because fleury is playing

>>150758033
He's showing where he may potentially be sitting so you can go and give him a giant wedgie for being such a dweeb at the game.

>and then, he never, ever left, and everyone was devastated
>The End?

>>150758074
I moved to >rags territory

>>150758033
Fleury’s playing his last pre season game

My Sensies :)

>>150758065
the canadian women's hockey shill is a dyel linux marxist

>>150758081
Can we tip the mascot people and have them do it instead? may even get them on TV
>if not, Gary, you're missing out on some prime opportunity over here, sir, money passing you by, Gareth... look at it go...

>>150758134
Great post

>flames themed thread

based

>>150758156
I don't understand the appeal of labubus

>people are replying to trbs posts without reminding him he was raped
grim

>>150758216
>nooooo why aren't you obsessed with this poster like I am?!

Sens-Leafs prospect game is on: https://www.nhl.com/mapleleafs/video/toronto-maple-leafs-live-stream-6336965080112

>>150758215
Remember stanely mugs, remember fidget spinners, remember beanie babies, remember tamagochis remember.... remember.....remember.....

>>150758260
I'm the only reason he comes in here. I bet he doesn't even know who Gary is
>>150758284
Neat

>>150758310
Tamagochis actually stuck around for a quit a while unlike all that other trash.

>>150758331
My furby had some kind of virus

>>150758331
probably because it didn't have to the backing of hyperconsumerism that is firmly in place in the 21st century

>>150758368
hyper consumerism was firmly in place in the early 80s, young man, should you not be informed
>shit, they invented it back in the fifties

>>150758310
I remember when kids in my school were obsessed with fidget spinners

>>150758429
hyper-hyperconsumerism. i dont think any ad execs foresaw tiktok as being a big driver of sales

>>150758461
Well I'm doing a good job of ignoring all of that. What's your excuse?

>>150758570
i don't buy into that nonsense either, now if you'll excuse me I have some jerseys to buy

>>150758620
Good talk, lad, spend your shekels wisely

>>150758180
Faggot

>>150758657
rude

TRB is a 50 year old loser who still posts the same shitty gifs for the past decade

>>150758724
aren't you the guy that was raped

>>150758724
this would be a killer jersey

Hats on the ice in Luleå

>>150758450
Zoomers OUT

>>150758790
best I can do right now is a hoodie

hickory dickory dock

randy ate the cock

Seth Jarvis

>>150758284
fuck it i'll watch

>>150758284
Shan’t be watching

>>150759016
hey, look, it's Seth Jarvis, I wonder what he's doing here
>conceptually speaking

The Spud Kings hung ther chip banner and btfo Rock Springs.

What the fuck are you talking about

>>150759149
Lurk moar newfaggot.

Retard

>>Brought to you by the State of Idaho
>>150759133
>>150759133
>>150759133

>>150758907
us zoomers are taking over /hoc/. Soon we’ll be sharing snapchats

>>150759210
Are zoomers even still in Snapchat?

>>150750433 (OP)
>having a thread dedicated to something that isn't even played
move /hoc/ to /x/

>>150758180
weeb fag

>>150759225
I wanted to pick your thread Skellefteå bro but I was busy at the time and you know how these north american folks stick together :(

Might take a nap here soon bros

>>150759280
Damn, are you me?

/hoc/minder what the flames are all about

>>150759302
You’re me

>>150759314
Well, I suggest a nap, one a piece

Bro is him

>>150759308
>th new heart of excrement

>>150759339
>OOOOOOH CANADA

We're unc

>>150758996
solid post
good post

Whats the point of prospect scrimmage games when NHL teams will refuse to play a good majority of them?

>>150759223
Nah these days it’s all about TikTok

Our Luleå with a comfy 5-0 win for the season opener <3 now we want the same start for our Calgary Flames.

>>150759400
>We're unc---
uncaring? unclassified?

>>150759473
wods love watching scrimmages? give them something to talk about on their podcast

>>150750433 (OP)
Who works harder: people in Basel, or people in Bingen?

>>150759400
/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general. We still listen to linkin park and think 2007 was recent

laffs are losing KWAB

>>150759572
what did you order at KBBQ?

>>150759473
The undrafted, no-name, spot filler guys in these games are playing for AHL deals

We listen to games on the radio here

>getting scored on by Tyler Boucher
>laffs

luckily for Toronto this game matters as much as a June game for them

Copped
>2 Pidzers
>1 Kebab
figured I'll fuck myself up to start my vacation, dieted for the past three months,¨
Thanks for reading my blogpost or sum.

Uh oh Sensbros...

>habs no longer have the two logos
grim

>>150759819
no one knows what pidzers are

>>150759856
Retard

>>150759853
*at center ice
>>150759856
new

>>150759904
>>150759949
t. two guys who clearly don't know either

> Many of the Canadian markets are completely off the table for many players who didn’t grow up in Canada -- perhaps leading directly to their collective 32-year Stanley Cup drought
Oof

>>150759998
>horrible housing market in canada
>have to deal with canadian taxes
>weather sucks in every single canadian market
>politics are awful in canada
>canadians importing tons of jeets and chinamen
>canadian politicians hate you if you're american
>most of the media in canada is flat out retarded
yeah i wonder why nobody plays for canadian teams

This blurb doesn’t jive with flamefags’ optimism

>>150760120
so why cant a general manager just get a deal done? They have like 3 months of offseason and do all the work with 2 weeks before the season starts

>>150760054
>weather sucks in every single canadian market
Vancouver is nice.
>politics are awful in canada
Nowhere near as shitty as ours.

Can't argue with the rest though.

>>150760120
flames mentioned

>it was 3-0
>snes

>>150760054
>weather sucks in every single canadian market
>waah waaah I have to spend a maximum of one week in a row in the market my team is before I get fly to another city then another city then I get 4-5 months off in the summer where I can be wherever the fuck I want

>>150759998
Just like my islanders

is NHL worth getting into?
i saw some highlight shit on youtube and it looks kinda cool
im sick of the sports i watch they are fucking gay and boring
i used to watch NBA till like 2012 or so but it became so fucking gay and unbearable with obvious rigging through officiating and the players all started acting like queers
f1 is incredibly boring
professional cycling has become super boring

Corey Perry was punished by the hockey gods for being a plastic and signing for the Ducks biggest rivals.

>>150760545
Depends, do you consider yourself retarded or retard adjacent?

>>150760545
If you consider yourself heterosexual and on the retard spectrum then yes, hockey is for you.

>>150760545
>obvious rigging through officiating and the players all started acting like queers
This has been the NHL ever since like 2005 when bitches like Cindy Crosby entered the league

>>150759646
THE CURSE OF THE RADIO BYE-BYE

>>150760557
there's only one God ya dumb tranny

>>150760746
Coredd and Reddita

>>150760276
Housing market isn’t an issue for elite players

coheedfags OUT

>>150760773
There is no god
We're all here by accident
After you die it will be just like before you were born. An eternal void.

>>150760545
NHL is based, the best teams always win the Stanley Cup, and Canada is dogshit. Where do you live?

>>150760746
wouldn't know this gay shit i only know the first two albums 20 years ago and then i grew up

we don't self report being a 30+ boomer here

being a 30+ bommer on /hoc/ is already the implication

>>150761392
39

>>150760993
Life is too complicated to be an accident.

last night you promised
you'd be there
but you never showed

are these the worst jerseys in pro hockey right now?

>>150761660
If you think so and it brings comfort more power to you. I on the other hand believe we suffer in this mortal coil and after that it's just an eternal nothing.

everyone asked about you

>>150761770
Sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DCwzOHbyNY&t

:)

knights mammies in 45 minutes bro's

each moment passed slowly
and cruelly

>>150761770
i think this too sometimes but if true then literally nothing matters. we're just a collection of atoms that are ordered in a particular way, for a short amount of time and any meaning or significance we give to this order of particles is only an abstraction we share inter-subjectively and we're not even really consistent with it. the sun sets and birds follow their normal migratory patterns, whatever we think of "good" and "evil', whatever is happening in gaza or ukraine. grim stuff. anyways, go flames.

>>150760993
kek, scripts from the ghouls in the 'cord are getting lazy. BEGONE GHOUL nonetheless

>>150762251
The ghouls from the cord just overthrew the government of Nepal

>>150761392
>>150761518
31here, though I honestly feel 10 years older. Getting old sucks.

>>150762333
That could be /hoc/ beating the shit out of Bill Daly and firebombing Garys house

>>150762500
What would that accomplish?

>>150762651
a stanley cup for a canadian team

>>150762674
flames mentioned

>>150762651
jew

>>150762674
Gary doesn’t control Canadian taxes, the weather, or the overbearing fans

>>150762651
No more ads on jerseys and proving CTE exists by giving Daly a TBI

>goym defending his hook nosed masters
>burger flag
everytime

>>150762851
he controls the refs which is all that matters

>>150762822
Pooj

>>150762333
based

>>150762869
>asking a question is defending
Do you have a trans roommate?

>>150762851
>implying Garys people dont control the tax rate of every industrialized country

>>150761392
>>150761518
I assume all /hoc/ posters are over the age of 30

>>150762928
>oy vey jews dont control taxes stop noticing things
retard

>>150759646
my dad does that with the nfl

>>150760545
the nhl is super fun

>>150762934
Explain Nevada, Texas and Florida

>>150761879
thanks :)

>>150762851
his interns control the weather. they're responsible for global warming

>>150763011
>arbitrary timeline to include the randies after decades of failure
now this is coping

>>150762651
a superior 24 team league

>>150763033
havent talked to you in days
but it seems like its been months

>>150762869
shouldn't the interns be back in school? summer is over

>>150762942
i'm 24 which is basically 30 already (it's over)

>>150763082
>start financial comparison when salary cap started
>hur dur arbitrary
/hoc/ is pretty fucking dumb

>>150763157
>hugs you

>>150763197
zoom zoom
try to enjoy your 20s before they disappear

>>150763215
/hoc/ is a pretty well educated general. one of the pekkas has a phd

>>150763011
this chart says that all these states force you to pay taxes

>>150763231
*hugs you back*

Knights + Mammoth!

https://www.nhl.com/goldenknights/news/rookie-showcase-stream-vegas-golden-knights-vs-utah-mammoth-sept-13-at-2-p-m-pt

>>150763314
a phd in what?

>>150763215
>nhl players didnt have to pay taxes when there was no salary cap
you cant seriously be this retarded

>>150763260
When I was in my 20s I spent the entire time wondering when the fun times of your 20s were supposed to start.

>>150763398
same. I've had to live with my parents and balance work and studies

>>150763368
Well, you see, teams weren’t restricted in how much they could pay players, so they could always outbid smaller markets with lower tax rates to offset the higher taxes.
>>150763314
See what I mean? Look at this low iq trash

>>150763260
>be in high-school
>"enjoy it while it lasts"
>it sucked
>late teens
>"enjoy it while it lasts"
>it sucked
>20's
>"enjoy it while it lasts"
>it sucks
>>150763398
trvke

>>150763359
>>150763431
Iirc some type of stem. Someone fax the pekkas for confirmation

they're playing mr worldwide

>>150763462
ONE LIFE I'M GONNA LIVE IT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coA75uoMF40

>>150763579
Based boomer. Can I go drinking with you

>>150763398
>>150763462
be glad. get skills / schooling. i know people who partied for 15 years and work shit jobs in their 30s and 40s

when I was in my 20s I was married with a kid get good nerds lmao kwab

>>150763647
Umm that makes you a pedophile

>>150763647
Now your 39 and divorced CWAB

>>150763602
Any day brother

>>150763607
ok, thanks Dad
>>150763647
ok, thanks Married Chet from high school
>say hi to Married Trisha from High School for me, feels like we never talk anymore
>>150763693
no, check the jurisdiction where he lives, house of mirrors, this country is

>>150763725
No way really? I'll make that 2 hour drive down south just for you baby

>>150763462
I know that feel bro

>>150763729
bud raped you on 04/17/2022

>>150763756
I have to quit my job first. Can't drink when you drive for work six nights a week.

>>150759485
Nice, Love me my lulea :)

>>150763729
aren't you the guy who was raped

>>150763788
Worst Hide and Go Seek Player of the Year, hello, Mitchell
>go fuck yourself

you now remember the raped retard unironically thinks an nhl rink is a rectangle

>>150763607
Thanks dad. I need to believe that I’ll pass my final cert exam this time

>>150763647
I envy you. I want a wife and kids so bad

>>150763797
Damn that sucks, you must stack up on a lot of semesterdagar though? I'm taking 2 weeks off in october to go fishing kwab

>>150763803
Based!

>giving a guy credit for something he likely did by accident
You're not ready to be a Dad, let alone deflowered

>>150763874
then why are you wasting your days posting on /hoc/?

>>150763915
aren't you the guy who was deflowered by Stephen

>>150763917
I don’t have money and am busy with life

>>150763915
bud deflowered you by force on the chilly easter evening of 2022

>>150763917
why not both?

>>150763951
true

>>150763843
What are you going to do with your commercial cert?

>>150763579
old videos like that are kinda creepy desu
>>150763607
i got baited when i applied for college that's a 10 minute ride by car/bus/train. i wanted to go for professional pilot and saw it was only 30 eurobucks for application. only after i sent it i found out the practical hours for pilots are all paid from your own pocket. 200 hours = 45k eurobucks.
could have always gone something still related but not pilot but fucked off cause what's the point.
>>150763777
checked, we'll be okay i think

is this still available?

>>150763880
No, just the regular 5 week vacation. We have a bad OB-tillägg too. Fucking Transport have negotiated away most of the good things about the job.
>I'm taking 2 weeks off in october to go fishing
Nice. I used to have a bunch of commercial fishermen on my dad's side of the family. Never got into fishing myself.

>>150763607
I worked a shit job the entire time I was supposed to be having fun now work a slightly less shitty job in my 30s.

>>150764086
My digits indicate that we’ll both be okay and make it :)

>>150764162
the American Dream in action

>>150763814
>log into hoc
>trb throwing schizo tantrum 'bout mitch 'gain
kek

>>150764153
Why, what year was that made?

>>150764158
I'm happy working under IF Metall :).
>Never got into fishing myself.
It's a lot of fun, I fish for Kalix löjrom every fall but I also enjoy trolling and you don't need anything but a rod and a boat for that. Just bought a 3fas-skakmaskin to not have to pluck the nets for hours on end for the löjafishing :)

must be damn near bud1250 by now

>>150764071
Hopefully portfolio management but I really want to escape my current position

>>150764251
2025 im hoping

>>150764324
Then I could see the panthers 4 times

>>150764293
bud1245 today. we're getting close

>>150764441
>we're getting close
reminds me of what bud told trb that fateful day

The trapezoid is gay and retarded, if a goalie wants to play the puck, let him play the puck

>>150764317
Well, get used to disappointment, but prepare for the best, right?

>>150764418
pretty sure they want you to buy four tickets for the same event, like a family deal

>>150764557
I have to keep believing that I’ll pass and escape

The oilers have been cucked by both the panthers and the hurricanes in the past 19 years

>>150764638
My family is lame and doesn’t like sports

>>150764709
dont you have thirdie sports to watch?

>>150764631
Was going to say "robert svehla ahhh puck" but that guy's numbers are way better than I thought? He also "led the league in hits" apparently, went to toronto and retired kinda early, odd career

>>150764724
KWAB seethe more

Why are randy fans so evil?

Top two hits leaders played on the same line most of their careers. The third guy has the most goals ever

trb is rude as hell

>>150764848
yea povertyflop and beanerswing.

>>150764845
Meant for >>150764762

>>150764845
Thanks. My feelings were hurt at first

>>150764724
Man, that sucks, but join the crowd as well
> You should try the holiday package that looks like it's for multiple games

>>150764857
I had an Arturs Irbe stick he gave to me when I was like 10 years old at a hurricanes practice that my parents lost when they moved a few years ago

Eat
Rock
Candy

>>150764638
I dont think that would feed an american family of four though

>>150764970
4 hotdogs with mustard can’t even feed me

>>150764921
That fucking sucks. Tim Thomas was doing a signing back in April and I regret not going

>>150764908
you should try not being a raped bitch

>>150765013
Read the back of your ticket, and you'll likely find that the vendor isn't liable to "feed" your family
and certainly not at a discounted cost

>>150764908
do your parents know you're known online as the raped bitch on the website you're on all day

>>150764970
Can you imagine if the arena vendors HAD to keep enough in ready supply to feed an American-sized audience's appetite? They'd need to construct extra warehousing and hire new staff

>>150765411
I’m always amazed Korean barbecue restaurants can stay in business

>>150765547
I'm not, Koreans know how to cook on a budget and with flavor
very much like the Southeastern US in that respect

'eads

My collegepuck team still hasn’t released its schedule

/ouryear/
((next year)2026)

>>150765752
hey aren't you the guy who was publicly raped on Easter '22

>>150765930
I have a cup they can sniff

The next Canadian team to win the Cup will be the __________ in the year _____.

>>150765938
that's him alright

>>150766074
Quebec Nordiques in 2027

>>150766074
Mississauga Maniacs, 2034

>>150766074
>The next Canadian team to win the Cup will be the laugh of the Century in the year 2099
Prognostication is fun

>>150766091
why does he still post here after being raped and bullied and having zero friends

>>150766522
Vax status?

My dad is 78 and I keep on seeing nhl players younger than him dying. I wonder how much longer he has

Why will it not stop raining shit on the province of Quebec, /hoc/? Why?
>image is unrelated, who put that there? rude

WAGMI :)

2024 Hutson
2025 Demidov
2026 Hage
2027 Fowler
Cup ever year from 2026 to 2034 btw.

>>150766651
Damn dude my dad is 74 and I think the same all the time last week when Ken Dryden died the first thing he says to me "all my heroes are dead" and I burst out laughing because ive been saying that phrase since i was 20 years old kek

>>150767011
chester binnington was your hero?

>>150767060
No I used to tell people Dwight Eisenhower and General Patton were my heros.

>>150767095
Wow, what an ass clown you must have been in school
>and presumably still are, presumably no longer in school

>>150767095
Chud

>>150767158
bud1

Habs have a rookie named Man's Cum LMAO

Flames are leading in the BoA

>>150767158
mitch1

>>150767158
bud and mitch both won

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>150764921
>lost
Means they just threw it in the garbage.
>>150766651
My dad is 57 and I fear he will get Frontotemporal dementia before he's 65. My oldest uncle got it at that age and my dad basically gets dementia every Saturday while he drinks beer and cheap wine from 15:00 until 03:00.

>>150767942
When is he demanding a trade to rags?

im demanding a pizza

>>150768156
Never, lol

>>150766656
Enjoy Dobson for $9.5MxLongtime jen

>>150768448
a jen of unusual dimension indeed

>>150768327
what toppings lad?

>>150768504
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?

>>150767060
I cried when he passed away

>>150768524
good ol' combination. pepperoni, cheese, and green pepper
>>150767942

>>150768550
I'm glad the band got back together, but it'll never be the same

>>150768602
yum enjoy :)

>>150768610
They're desecrating the band by including a new member

>>150768715
Interesting take

for me it's bleed it out it's a good get hype song

Attention campers, hockey has been cancelled due to lack of gary

SHL thread or what

>>150768868
good choice

i hope the next thread is console war themed

>>150769325
flames for me

Utilitarianism says flames threads are the most ethical

Gary themed thread or go straight to hell, /hoc/

>>150769325
Lol they named it the "xbox one"

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>150769378
Can't wait to meet gary there

Jets are a team of mental midgets with shit rookies in the pipeline. Grim.

i wonder if xbox will ever sue kyrgyzstan

>>150769378
gary is going to be dropped as a meme during the next season

>>150769438
most positive review I've heard yet

>>150769378
based

>>150769438
I still believe Hellebuyck is elite

next thread should be virtual boy themed

>>150769526
Elite at disappearing in the playoffs.

>>150769526
that won't make it so

>>150769526
>last 3 postseasons of sub-.900sv
grim

>>150769526
THIS i hope team USA plays him!

Tabarnak.

>>150769605
>>150769605
>>150769605
NEW

Osti

>>150769526
KWAB
gonna tag you in the next thread too bitch