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SF: Bailey's game-ending grand slam sends surging Giants past LA
NYM: Jacob Degrom Dominates in ‘Special’ Return to Citi Field as Mets’ Nosedive Continues
COL: Rookie Crim homers for his 1st MLB hit as the Rockies beat the Padres
MIN: Kody Clemens hits 3 homers to help the Twins outlast the Dbacks
MIL: Quinn Priester wins his 12th straight decision as Brewers beat Cardinals
HOU: Zach Cole's stunning debut: Leaping catch, two-run homer spark Astros' 11-3 win
NYY: Judge passes DiMaggio, Gil pitches 6 no-hit innings as Yankees beat Red Sox 4-1
CLE: Tanner Bibee throws a two-hitter as the Guardians beat the White Sox 4-0
DET: Skubal was removed from his start Friday against the Marlins with left side tightness
LAA: O'Hoppe (concussion) is expected to return to the lineup during the Angels' upcoming series at Milwaukee

first for my jaysies :)

Mariners!

I hope the Padres can score some fucking runs today

>>150753215
no

a wildcard berth is still on the table! bird nation we are only 4 games back!

hehe my giants are making a run for it

>>150753336
You’re walking a thin line between optimism and delusion.

>>150753336
see you in the ws, berbbro

o kek. O KEK

I think the Blue Jays will not make the playoffs.

>>150753336
>Cardinals fan support collapsed over a winning season last year and what May turn out to be a playoff season this year
My esteem for St. Louis fans collapsed even harder

Yankees.

>>150754151
Caffeine, a drug, is bad for you.

>>150754172
drugs make life worth living

Cucknadian kek

literally who can stop us?

>>150754172
The Padres aren't moving to Utah, mormon.
>>150754212
The only sane canadian.

>>150754232
heterosexuallity

>43.4% to make postseason, 1.3% to win World Series
they still got a chance

>>150754285
>The Padres aren't moving to Utah, mormon.
uh oh Fagwawa isn't going to like this

Cubbies lookin solid

>>150754212
this (just don't do hard drugs)

"Strike 3, you're out!"

FAGGets kek!

FAGGets kek!

kek FAGGets

kek FAGGets

projected standings

>>150754314
Tendiegod Michael Kay is undefeated.

>>150754723
seriously dawg if making AI slop is really what passes for amusement to you, you need to kill yourself

ngh...FAGGets kek!

>>150754595
FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT

>Bears
Great rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.
>Blackhawks
Great rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Frondell, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.
>Bulls
Crypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.
>Cubs
Great rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.
YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s? YFW this city is going to be P.E.A.K. C.O.M.F.Y. in the coming years????

>>150754858
Tell'em!

>>150754791
Seething. We won the 9/11b owl.

>>150754858
Everyone I know who is obsessed with hockey say the Blackhawks are an objectively bad rebuild stop lying. Just go on a /hoc/ and they will laugh at you saying this.

Jays!

>>150754690
>blow gays
>choke sux

Baltimore Ravens
Phoenix Suns
Caroline Hurricanes
Milwaukee Brewers

That's what I think of the Brewers chances this year and their team.

woke up, checked the standings, and the jays are first in the al east.
groundhog day desu.

>>150755174
First round exit

>>150755189
i don't think yankees fans should be thinking about the first round right now.

>>150755218
NTA but your team hasn’t done much of anything in 20+ years.

The Giants had only 3 Fucking hits and scored 5 runs and beat the Dodgers are you Fucking SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW!

You Fucking Dodgers better get your Shit together. If they Fucking win this series, you MotherFuckers are going to Fucking pay for letting them back in the wildcard. Fucking piece of Shit young Millennial and/or Zoomer Fucks! You Fucking Shitbirds!

>>150755246
do you always live in the past, anon? sad, if you do.

>>150755254
i mean its the dodgers. they get swept by teams like the rockies and pirates

>>150755254
>mest
kek

Hrrk

>>150755264
History repeats itself. Enjoy your nothingburger season.

>>150755254
The Giants are not supposed to be able to hit high fast balls! That Fucking pitch wasn't even in the strike zone! How did Fucking Bailey turn on it and crush it!?

Is Tanner Scott Fucking tipping his pitches!?

You Fucking Giants! You aren't making the playoffs MotherFuckers! You don't have the Fucking tiebreaker so I don't know who the Fuck you Cats think you are. You're just wasting good hitting that you could use next season. Why aren't you assholes playing your young players and looking at next year!?

You Fucking Yankees! You aren't making the playoffs MotherFuckers! You don't have the Fucking tiebreaker so I don't know who the Fuck you Cats think you are. You're just wasting good hitting that you could use next season. Why aren't you assholes playing your young players and looking at next year!?

Is this guy retarded?

How do you lose to a decrepit Velander kek

>>150755443
got that dawg in him

Doyers literally broke this man

>>150755638
:c

>>150755638
How is it his Fucking fault!? It was a good pitch! It wasn't even in the strike zone!

>>150755840
>doggie doos

>>150755638
put the man on suicide watch!
Save Tanner Scott!

>>150755638
Aww, at least doger fans will support him through this hardship

>>150755840
Getting kind of sick of these Fucking Giants and their bat flips. They celebrating like they won the world series. You aren't even in the Fucking playoffs right now! Worry about that first you Cocksuckers

Fucking Bullshit. Absolute Fucking Bullshit. How is this Asshole hitting a home run like this?

How does ESPN have Treinen getting the loss? It was a tie game and Scott gave up the fucking grand slam!

>>150755930
It really wasn't Scott's fault

What was the general like last night when the Jints hit the walk off? Was it a board pile on of the Dodgers and their fans?

>>150755930
what are inherited runners

>>150755930
I'm assuming Treinen was the one who let the lead runner on base

>>150755950
>Alex, I just want to say, I really, really like women

>>150755946
Yes

>>150755946
Actually everyone was celebrating the mariners win and nobody saw it.

there is a mets alumni game on at 2, it might be your only chance to see the mets win a game today

reddit is absolutely dogpiling treinen

>>150753118 (OP)
lol
lol even

>>150755950
>>150755954
Oh you mean the Fucking Manfred runner? You're saying he allowed that dude on base?8k4ns

>>150756559
He walked a different runner on base.

The Citi Field vs Shea Stadium game will ignite my Mets today. They will be inspired.

https://youtu.be/YLPK04juQRo?si=7Yb63-J-D1pISmw4

>>150756260
Confirmed.

>>150756823
Holy shit this can't be real. So you can come in, get an out, allow zero baserunners, but because of the ghost runner and the next reliver fuckup you get the loss?

>>150756991
Yea ghostrunners is gay

>>150755930
The ghost runner scored first and he came on while Treinen was still pitching, it's an unearned run so it doesn't inflate his ERA.

Eli’s bitch status?

So let me get this straight. Giants traded their entire bullpen, but the throw up just 3 Fucking nobodies in 3 innings relief and Dodgers can't get a Fucking hit against any of them!?

honestly regular season ties and a points system would literally be better and more legitimate than ghost runners

>>150757077
But Treinen literally did nothing Fucking WRONG! He didn't allow the ghost runner! He didn't give up a hit that scored him!

>>150757123
and you can tell the ghost runner has no legitimacy because they get rid of it as soon as the postseason starts. if you want to end the game sooner in the regular season, just literally end the game sooner.

>>150753215
It's difficult to beat a team that you only have 40 more wins over

>>150757130
yeah it's a technicality. kinda lame

>>150757176
How are all the good teams keep losing right now?

Why can't he just shut up and pitch?

>>150756502
>ywn have wrists as masculine as this bitchdyke

Umpgods got em seething

>>150757309
what a cuck

>>150757452
UmpBos? Our response?

>>150757452
This doesn't take into account the missed foul tip that led to the grand slam in the 10th, thoughever

>>150757452
kek doyerpacos seething

There should be more afternoon games on saturdays

umps lost that game for the dodgers on purpose for maximum entertainment purposes

>>150758020
based

>>150755840
He has to be tipping pitches. There is no other Fucking explanation!

browns lost yesterday

>>150754858
>Mentions the pope but doesn't mention the team he ACTUALLY roots for
Btw the cubs will fall off cause Ricketts doesn't want to spend money anymore, the Bulls are eternally stuck in the 8-11th spot in the east thanks to Jerry never wanting to spend money (This will also sink the Sox as well) and the Blawkhawks have been stuck going nowhere and Bedard will force his way out sooner rather then later. The Bears will never have a QB and will maybe sneak into the playoffs but it will never be a sustained success. Being a sports fan in Chicago SUCKS.

>>150757309
dodgers sub is tearing him a new asshole over this

>>150757309
Based

>>150758314
the st louis browns have been gone for decades anon

Based R’zzo

How many today?

>>150759093
11 K

Almost baybaw time :)
I hope the...
Cubbies
Blue Berds
Pirates
Tigres
Red Sox
Mets
Plebs
Indians
Twinsies
Barves
Brewdogs
Padres
Jints
Mariners
Oakland Athletics of Las Vegas
all win today :)

>>150759264
Why don't you want my team to win? :(

>>150759363
because I am prejudiced against them

ITFCB

>skubal is fine
thank you jesus

>>150759264
Yay!

>>150759443
It's funny this is the only memorable thing about Dogma.

>>150759443
your prayers were answered

>>150755153
Cane’s

Take a shot every time they show Rizzo

It's a beautiful Saturday to say FUCK THE PADRES, FUCK SAN DIEGO, AND FUCK TANNET SCOTT.

>>150759713
Fuck off

>>150755443
he's crazy, but the good kind of crazy that fires everyone up. plus he's hit a few homers since we got him from the mets so he's been a good addition.

>>150759713
>FUCK SAN DIEGO
>Lives in San Diego
You deserve the rope

Is Rizzo white?
Is Recker white?

>>150759510
I'd say he was just embarrassed about gwtting rocked by the 'lins but they delayed his start by a day already. But maybe that was to let the stankees blast meatballs on 9/11 with trump watching so idk

Doyers

>>150759885
It isn't looking good.

>>150759832
The people here are morons.

>>150759942
are you macaocao or Formula 1?

>>150756430
It's on YT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDW6Dh2fBU

>>150759916
You can't win em all. But it's baseball, so we just need to win the division and see what happens.

Moises slap!

OMFG MOISES HIT HIS FIRST HOMER AND IT WENT DIRECTLY TO RIZZO
coolest shit I’ve ever seen

Curtis Granderson is who all black people should aspire to be

>>150760051
that's actually insane lol if only he caught it

>>150759942
I know this is rage bait but what makes everyone a moron here

Dodgers #1
Tanner Scott #1

>>150754690
>thinking the dodgers will get more than 90 wins

NO HAN

>>150757309
treinen can't be doing this performative shit when he keeps blowing games

Up against a young team with nothing to lose? Time to pitch terrible and get umpballed.

How many managers has Dick Crappypizza thrown out this year? I feel like he's umpshowed a lot.

Scherzer getting ump'd already

Attaboy Colin

Scherzer thinking about pitch tipping so much he's lost his release point

Rough start

Attaboy nico

Nico is so good. As a cards fan I wish he was on my team.

Happ's got a big dumper, eh?

>redcucks
Ready for round two?

Vladdy killed Sugano

SWANNY slap!

Dansby Slap!!!!1!1!!1!

Guys, Boxing is on tonight on Netflix.

>a fixed sport on an entertainment platform
lmao

>>150760871
Literally WWE tier kek

>>150760956
based

>asks Heiny for a fixed target with his mitt
>wonders why his pitches are getting relayed from second base
Scherzer is his own worst enemy at times

Will Metsies be feeling good today?

>>150761127
Already feeling good seeing old crew back.

The more autistic your pitcher is, the more particular his routines are, the more likely he tips his pitches, q.e.d.

Ump is a fuckin good tonight

>>150761221
>goof**
Fuck my faggot phone posting ass just kill me

>>150761207
>brown eye
not white

today my padres will totally wake up!

Vic Carapazza has always been terrible. He's Angel Hernandez 2.0

>>150761290
I believe in them

Fuck me and my shrimp dick

>>150761296
>He's Angel Hernandez 2.0
and thats a good thing

>>150761290
>cease on the mound
LOL

scraped by again

OH ROCKY TOOOOP YOULL ALWAYS BE HOME SWEET HOME TO MEEEEE

Came here to laugh at the blue jays

>>150761404
Dilate.

>>150761464
Because they’re fat?

>>150761495
Source?

>>150761404
chop on, brutha!

>.599 OPS
stinky

dang, there goes sugano's perfect game....

>>150761587
Meme stat unless you’re a DH

>>150761602
sugano deeznutz

>>150753118 (OP)
oregano content to quench my rage

i was working on 9/11 was there a discussion about how the yankees game was rigged?

>>150761748
Yankees won due to Trump's blessing

*high fives everybody around me*

>oktoberfest event at wrigley in september because they know they wont play in october
L M A O

What are you anons munching on for the games today? I'm making tomato sauce for eggplant parm later.

>>150761804
Turkey, pepper Jack, green tomatoes, spinach, honey mussy, honey wheat bread.

>>150761748
Rigged by skubal not playing maybe

Hopefully the Yankees win and beat that Yankee Killer on the mound.

Metsbros... It's do or die

>>150761804
Too fucking much, that's what. I need to start controlling myself

mets should play with intentions of winning today

>>150761804
I cooked minced meat earlier, but I didn't have fresh garlic so it came out bland

attaboy thiel

This bleacher rendition with eddie and tizzo is so wholesome.

>>150761972
that crowd sucks cocks

>>150761972
very sovlfvl

>I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO FUCK UP
hhahahaha Elise crined after to make it even better

based eddy

>>150761804
Yesterday I had something similar while watching the game, I had some pasta with some tomato, eggplant and peppers with a piece of pizza toast(a slice of toast with some sauce and melted mozzarella). Today, I will be at the game so I will have some ballpark food, don't know what I'll get yet though.

LMAO Vedder dropping the fuck bomb on live TV

Why the fuck is Baty not playing

>>150762092
because they're trying to win, dumbass.

>>150762092
he gets benched vs lefties. try to keep up casual

my jaysies are getting pieced the fuck up

this is fine... i didn't even want to watch baseball today anyway

>>150762134
NEVERMIND

Wow Barger smoked that ball

kek fox baseball is dead now that football started

I thought Bello was good

>>150762175
pretty crazy considering it was at his knees

why is baseball the only sport fat people can be good at?

want to hear something embarrassing? i just realised i was watching the replay from yesterday's game. fifth inning btw

>>150762325
o kek

>>150762299
Because you only need to run like 2 or 3 times a game and even then only over short distances

>>150762292
he hit the sweet spot on the barrel, ball looked like it was going to hit the roof

>>150762204
Football is gay

>>150762299
linebackers and sumo wrestlers are fat

>>150762325
bruh

>>150762432
D tackles are fat not linebackers

>>150762325
How does that even happen

>>150762432
you mean lineman. you would still get heemed by a fatty if they have muscle.

>>150762468
im reading and had the game on in the background

>>150762468
The bluejays going down two early could be pretty much any game tbf

where's the perpetually-seething panamapaco at?
the faggot has been conveniently absent the last 2 days

Rizzo only just retired and already bored of baseball too busy directing cupsnakes for 1/3 of the game...

>>150762501
any book recs?
>>150762511
too true

>>150762530
You worried about his well-being?

>>150762594
I'm currently reading The Passenger (Cormac McCarthy) and it's quite good

>>150762602
actually yeah... i fear he's swinging from the end of a noose right about now

>>150762594
the castle by kafka

>>150762053
what game

>>150762530
He's got a busy banana picking schedule to keep up with. pls understand.

What a great first inning that was for the Yankees. Hopefully they score more runs, because it always seems like Boston scores lots of runs against the Yankees.

>>150762053
Wanna meet up and blow me in a bathroom stall?

you now remember Eric Lauer

>>150762633
>>150762657
will check 'em out

so who won the devers trade?

>>150762730
this isn't CitiField, you FAGGet

>>150762833
it's close enough

Met fan. Citi Field in New York City and other fields.

>>150762892
is this your grindr bio or something ???

Goddamit ump

I remember 2022 where Patrick Corbin, who was the worst starter in baseball that year threw 7 innings of shutout ball against the Mets to continue their tailspin that led them choking the division and nearly getting perfecto'd in G3 at home of the wildcard series. It feels like history will repeat itself. Except the wildcard part because Mets are going to end up out of the playoffs at this rate

>>150762730
im gonna sit this one out. i cant walk

my cubbies..

davis about to blow this game wide open

>>150762968
literally me

Shaw needs to SIMMER DOWN
boy's tryin too hard to be a hero

lmao matt wtf was that swing

Damn terrible ABs lately

RAYS PULLING OUT THE JUICED CATCHER PADS

>>150763179
>doggie doos

New York Metropolitans

>>150763248
expos deez nuts lol

Poor Rizzo, dude. Just had to watch that pathetic display.

>>150763237
They play at Citi Field in New York City and other fields.

>>150763248
>mfw I punch my wife

Is Rizzo white?
Is Recker white?

vgh... gg rays...sorry...ugh..

how come sugano waited until he was 40 to come to MLB? i imagine he would've been a solid guy had he come over at his peak. still fun to see him be okay as a 36 year old rookie

>>150763386
It depends when you ask. Early 20th century? Italians def not white. Now? Italians white.

>>150763465
HahahahahaHh i dont think so pizzane

Any good streams for triple-A?

jays finished

Can the bats wake up?

>commercial for a song literally name "i wanna be drunk right now now now"
Clown world

>>150763581
I want to be drunk right now, but I can't

>>150763610
Same

>>150763465
>>150763487
That is wrong. Shockingly wrong!

why do the orioles always do this to the jays

The act of spitting sunflowers is disgusting

I was in Toronto last year for a conference and went to see a game. Happened to be loonie dog night - ate 14 of those motherfuckers and charged them all to my company. Go Blue Birds!

Strowd better give georgie a nice clean one for what he did last time

>>150763719
Aren’t they rather big to be spitting?

AA Binghamton

>>150763711
They're still not over 2016

How come all the big Polynesian brothas are in football and not in baseball?

WHERE ARE THE DOUBTERS NOW!?

Good job Mark

Based Kirky

nvr dbtd

>>150763862
they can/will still lose

Superbad

does anyone have a stream for my Metsies that isn't twenty minutes late?

Superbas

>>150763927
mlb.tv

>pinch hitting IKF
it's over

>>150763927
Is mlbwebcast delayed? usually pretty good on there

>muh lefty matchups

Barger would have at least made better contact

>>150764010
I would have rather seen Straw bat there

Siri is free

Hola /mlb/, onions Canelo. Please watch my fight. ¡Gracias!

rip in piece

shit

fucking kidding me

>>150764126
Not really into UFC unless you promise to just fight instead of hug on the floor the entire time

Fisher wtf man

>>150763993
thanks lad
better than what I was using x

get this idiot off the mound

>marlins cf forgot how many outs there were
lol LOL

Rangers bros, do we want Yankees over Boston?

That Rangers fan sitting behind home is pissing me off

>>150763817
is that tobacco juice?

Sproats sinker can look pretty nasty

Nice bunt double

bunt of peace

>>150753118 (OP)
Most handsome baseball player imo

No homo

mets fans how did you become mets fans?

>>150764286
It's pee mixed with Old Bay seasoning. You should try it sometime.

>>150764402
My dad was a Mets fan who grew up in the Bronx. His entire family are Yankee fans.

kek flyover chicanos lost

oriolels

>>150764465
Which

>>150764402
the one and only baseball game I've been to was a Mets game back in 2006 at Shea

>>150764488
chicano cubs

>>150764402
David Wright from my hometown and I was living in North Jersey in the mid-2000s.

JOEY

>>150763817
It still rings in my head lmao.. "What are you going to do now buck" literally had a guy with 46|46 saves AND HE DIDN'T USE HIM

lmao

jays still alive

JAZZ MAN

TIED

>>150764403
Old Bay is legit fucking good, love that shit

JAYCAHDS RISE UP

MY YAYSIES! :D

LETS GO

>>150764577
JJs is better than Old Bay! -source? Marylander owo

>>150764455
>>150764500
>>150764527
Thank you, i'll add these details to my file

I NEVER DOUBTED THEM FOR A SECOND

HOLY SHEEEET LGM

L I N D OR
I
N
D
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>>150764601
then why have I only ever had blue crab doused in Old Bay whenever I'm in Baltimore?

>>150764607
Telle me more about your files

>>150764601
I'll see if I can find it here
I thought you Marylanders were raised on Old Bay though lol?

stop cheating like the yankees!

>>150764615
Day number 200 of cano blowing leads, desu. He was only "Good" because of Felix Bautista

Jays soar triumphantly! GG O'S

Fuckin Patty Corbin

My Jaysies :)

LOL

WHAT A FUCKING WIN

YUGE

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

BLUE
BIRDS
BLUE
BIRDS
BLUE
BIRDS

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

GG orange ducks

>>150764673
We bathe in old bay but JJs is older owo; >>150764670 <(^-^)> I like both, haven't had blue or softshell crab in a bit just had soup a week or so ago

What channel can I find Jays? Is it really all through Sportsnet?

nothing better than a fat man celebration

>>150764684
Called that soon as he stepped on plate, blegh. Ggs byrbfren

>>150764754
yup

>>150764766
>tf

>>150764671
I'm sorry you'll need to submit a subject data access request. 25-28 working days.

>>150764793
>:^(

>>150764607
who do you support Britbro?

>>150764812
What? it's not my fault Alejandro eats too many BRCs (bean/rice/cheese burritos, for the record)
it's fun to see fat people jump around and jiggle their bellies and be happy

>>150764852
cubes

Yaks status? That namefag awful quiet....

>>150764896
The namefag hasn't been here all day

>>150764914
based
thanks Panamabro

>>150764982
Thank God

>>150764982
You worried about him?

>>150764982
Are namefags bad?

>>150764914
The body movement is incredible.

>>150765062
Yeah

why are there burrito ricans in NYC

>>150764126
all in. rooting for Bud but I think he's too smol. regardless I hope it's a great fight.

>>150765090
Outside of Florida, NY|Jersey is the numbah wan destination for PR, dunno why.

>>150765090
Ironically, because of the United States

Winn kinda looks like Cease on the Dads

>>150765163
why did we fight for an island of brown people

>>150765136
WHEN I GO BACK TO SAN JUAAAAAAAAAN

Texas is such a dogshit state. What the fuck was that?

>>150765178
You currently use it for military testing

>>150765178
unironically for young cheap labor like the elites always do

>>150765235
shoulda dropped nukes on it lol

>>150765136
West Side Story is why

>>150765178
Because (((we))) wanted to stick it to a European power, so (((they))) blamed Spain for blowing up the Maine.

anyone in /mlb/ planning to fill out a janny application?

Batybros...

>>150765292
spanish are white tho

>>150764402
It's pee mixed with Old Bay seasoning. You should try it sometime.

>>150765315
He's a bust

Do you really prefer Mexicans/South Americans over Caribbean Latins?

>>150765288
Whos she? :@ I can recognize Japanese waifus but still learning about Korean, watched kbo during the virus was fun.

Baty with the salty walk of shame

>>150765292
Cane’s

>>150765343
jeon somi

Not looking good.

>>150765340
I prefer anyone sharing the same values as me regardless of where they come from

>>150765343
AI

>>150765375
Cute. Thought she was mid 30s due to filters

>>150765386
Which are?

>>150765425
the correct ones ofc

>>150765292
Spaniards were allowed to play baseball in America before the non-white variant of Spanish. It was controversial at the time, but the baseball leagues assured players that they would be playing with pure castillian Spaniards.

>>150765292
that apostrophe shouldn't be there

DFA walker tonight. so tired of this absolute bum.

>>150761464
when will you learn?

stinkees kek

>>150765327
adding this to my file...

Stankees

>>150765278
>spain
>european
africa starts at the Pyrenees

uh oh stinkees

>>150765434
Chad = black guy

I want to move to Spain.

>>150765439
>>150765319
you're not spanish sanchez and meds aren't white

>>150765457
>that's good
>that is good
?

Fried was doing so good, what happened?

>>150765541
varg is a criminal and shits in a bucket

>>150765577
>white is
?
It's a pluralisation noob, not showing possession of something

>>150765178
It's our hemisphere and we can do what we want with it.

you dumb niggas are replying to chikaner, he does the same bit every week

>>150765639
<(^-^)> H e n l o <3 cheesed to meet you.

>>150765541
Lol how an American knows this retarded pagan.

>>150765541
>africa starts at the Pyrenees
many people are saying this

Come on Yankees, you need to get those runs back.

Nobody scores on the based weave dog

>7 hits 0 runs
It's over, right?

>>150765781
When did they get rid of the dumb no facial hair rule?

A SOTONIAN BLAST

JUAN SOLO

A MARSHIAN DOUBLE

>>150765806
np fren x

FOURTY

>No one on base

Swing away, Juan!

Uhh based?

>>150765877
Oellh nerf woh era uou yadot <(^-^<)

Second time this nigga said the second out retires the side

>>150765383
Good FUCK TEXAS

>>150765920
>BREAKING
kek ok

>>150765652
ascii kirby smugberdbro is one of my favorite posters :)

>>150765908
1-0 vs 2-0 is huge tho

>>150765920
Not at all

>>150765920
uh oh their spic chicano fanbase wont like this

>>150765949
I try, though not always in the best mood i'm still trying to make peeps happy

>>150765921
:) x

/mlb/'s queen

>>150766021
Taryns OK, but Melanie is good too.

>>150766021
For me it’s Michelle Margaux

>>150766021
>no ring
so you're saying I have a chance...

>>150766021
not my queen

>>150765639
pepperjack

PEDERSON DO SOMETHING.

holy fuck home plate has been dogshit

>>150766118
La Vuelta isnt even on wtf u talking about

Fuckin little babby yankee pitches

It's this weird sidearm/underhand pitching form really bad for you?

>>150766021
it's true tho

>>150766159
No, sidearm and underarm are less damaging to the arm than overhand. They don't throw as hard either

MEST IMPLOSION HAPPENING!!!!!!

edblow

>Rowdy Tellez
>fat as fuck
let me guess this nigga is from West Virginia

>rowdy tellez pinch hitting for dylan moore
mariners legends carrying the raggies

>the aids of boston thought he stood a chance against the finest baseball team
natural selection

LUCKY BOUNCE

>EDLOSE
KEK

Airbender fucks ya kek

the mets always give up runs as soon as they score some
imagine if they could do the same thing

KEK MESTS

aaaaaaaaa

Goddammit stupid fucking catchers interference and stupid ass ump

>>150765319
If Spanish are white then does that mean that Rizzo and Recker, as Italians, are also white?

>>150766378
>imagine if they could do the same thing
g-give up m-more runs...?

Padres gonna throw out Post TJ Joe Musgrove and he'll do an immaculate inning against Mest.

>>150766451
You think they'll get mindfucked even more?

Dod the yankees announcer just ask his female broadcaster if her tits were real?

fucking heads up play by the tigers there

I tire of watching Taijaun Walker

>>150766507
They are

Alvarez looks like ron jeremy

>>150766655
Lmao

>>150766641
Spectacular

>>150766655
>thinking of ugly male porn stars
gay

>>150766727
I don't think I could actually name another porn star desu

RIP Martin's career

schwalk

were the red sox the real frauds all along?

/nu/

>>150766831
>>150766831
>>150766831

/nu/

Are the Stankees going to choke again?

gg horse. did you like that bbh/red wolf linkup i did?