Thread 150755148

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
206

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
217 (216 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 324 (+15)
NOR: 293 (+18)
VER: 230 (+25)
RUS: 194 (+10)
LEC: 163 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 617 (+33)
Ferrari: 280 (+20)
Mercedes: 262 (+14)
Red Bull RBPT: 239 (+25)
Williams Mercedes: 86 (+6)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 951.29 (+50.66)
NOR: 936.19 (+78.17)
TSU: 920.57 (+79.04)

>News:
Max got his DMSB Permit Nordschleife (DPN) grade B yesterday
Today he raced in an NLS race to fulfill the requirements of grade A
With a DPN-A he can race a GT3 car on the Nordschleife
At this point, who knows if he got it; there's another race tomorrow
FIA overturns Carlos Sainz's Dutch GP penalty, so he loses those two penalty points; there's no chance in race outcome
F1 could get around 10 sprint races by 2027 as promoters embrace their 'value'
Daniel Ricciardo to return to the F1 paddock after Ford ambassadorship?
George Russell still doesn't have a contract for next season
Humiliation for loser Hamilton

afternoon lads
j*nnies deserve to die, to go to hell, to be damned for eternity

you're telling me the jamaican wasn't actually bakin'?

>FIA overturns Carlos Sainz's Dutch GP penalty, so he loses those two penalty points; there's no chance in race outcome
>chance
kanjer
*change

>>150755181
he was actually baking bread (drinking something fermented)

>>150755185
kwab sneed af

Stewards did the needful. Never question saars again.

>>150755205
tharloth is thpanith

>>150755166
then who is gonna deal with the nonces

gimi

>>150755244
nige

>>150755181
He was mooning above.

where leo

>>150755338
on a boat

>>150755338
arrested, pending execution
patriots in control

>>150755374
on what charges? eating a meal?

>>150755411
more like being a succulent chinese meal

>AMX single-handedly introduces a fuckton more fujos into endurance racing
Surely the length of many of the races will make their brain short-circuit and drop interest... Right?

>>150755453
Those weirdos will spend the full 24hr gooning

>>150755453
I hope they get mega bullied by the autistic manchildren fags on enduro xitter bubble. I know they will in the youtube chat atleast.

will you stop posting that faggot please

>>150755584
no

why is formula 1 riddled with so many queers?

>>150755584
which one?

>Humiliation for loser Hamilton
which news is this referring to?

>>150755631
Why's he raising his hand like that?

migu

>>150755726
Leclerc had Count Dankula train him

>>150755726
ein volk
ein reich
ein pupper

>>150755706
it's nothing new

>>150755726
that's a paw

did amx race the #89 for a lap or not

>>150755850
he did race #88 for 14 laps

>>150755850
no. he's doing another stint tomorrow

>>150755893
hehe

>>150755823
>that's a paw
A Passive Attack Weapon?

this year is so ass bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah1IIh29joQ

Penelope Kvyat

>>150755960
george's fault

>>150755986
ToT

>>150755960
Where are the Ferrari wins?

>>150755960
Why is there Indian flag

>>150756097
Leclerc got reasonably close once.

>>150756135
that's the flag of miami, florida
lmao

>Team Statement: Carlos' Dutch GP Penalty Overturned
SAAARS WE REDEEMING DIS SHIIIIIIEEEETTT

>>150755986
ella what? what's her @?

>>150756176
foreboding

If you were F1 pilot would you date/marry your childhood sweetheart, an IG thot, or a celebrity like a singer/actress?

No

Now what

Now what I call music

>>150756421
Ideal scenario is childhood sweetheart, because real love is peak.
If that's not a possibility, I'd probably go with ig thot, because singers/actors have way too much going on in their lives. Plus an ig hoe would know how to keep me happy

>>150756421
A family friend's daughter who is a bit younger than me

>>150756421
local drunk girl i found at the pub

>>150756421
Move to qatar and have a harem. Producing at least 5 children of every race.

>>150756421
It's time to let go

>>150756816
kys

>>150756421
for me it's the weeb girl from high school who was really into me but i was too autistic to pick up on it

>>150756421
her or Dakota Johnson

>>150756176
No wonder it's aids infested.

>>150755986
these shitters aren't even taking a proper racing line
won't get signed to Haas Academy like that

>>150756853
Based

>>150757259
Not based. It's cringe.

>introduce cost cap to make F1 more equally quick
>more one-sided seasons than ever before

>>150756421
My gf.
If not possible, Kelly Piquet

>>150757346
i know u are but what am i?

>>150756421
My childhood crushes are now, a single mother weeb that's into k-pop, and a popping dancer that I think could be a lesbian now. I'd go with a japanese voice actress, thank you very much.

>>150756421
I'd break both /tv/ and /f1/.

>>150756421
bring a new twink every week and make everyone uncomfortable

>>150757861
An American

>>150757888
>implying that the average /tv/ capeshit-poster even knows what F1 is

>>150757888
Fuck off Kenny bro

wtf Max?

>>150758251
>not giver handing sainz
God, what a sick fuck.

gimi

>>150756421
mtf tranny with great curves or athlete, with great curves

i will slap your ass for free

>>150758471
just think about it

>>150757873
>I'd go with a japanese voice actress, thank you very much.
Hell yeah, any specific one?

>>150758494
take off your vpn, jungle fever finnbro

>>150758473
stop ruining the market

>US/Texas GP is next month and already feeling like the year just came and went
>won't be able to afford to go to this years race in Austin (aka POZZTIN)

Whoever's idea it was to sell light beer there for $7 should be shot Charlie Kirk style.

>>150758449
>>150758494
OH LAWD HAVE MERCY

>>150758615
i just noticed the texas flag is just the polish flag but with a navy blue vertical rectangle with a star slapped on it

gimi

Verstappen got his Permit A so he can now drive the fucking fast Cars around the Nordschleife

>>150758690
>not the polish flag is the texas flag with a rectangle and star removed
how unamerican

>>150758508
I don't keep up with seiyuu activities and bts, but by voice alone, Romi Park.

>>150758758
i fukt up yet again

>>150758892
ok that's based

>>150758615
>Austin
They should have it at the River Walk in San Antonio and turn the F1 cars into speedboats instead. Taxi and tour boats may have postpone services for a few days thoughbeit.

>>150758992
river's too narrow to corner, won't work

>>150758992
Liar. There are no rivers in Texas. It is too dry.

>>150758992
too many big ol' women there

>>150758720
God I wish I was a plantation owner from the early 19th century. Just fanning myself on the porch in my white suit, grabbing at every slave woman that I own, having my own African harem...

>>150759232
Hi Charles. But yeah it's true.

>>150759238
wplace didn't disappoint.

>>150759269
dem churros..

>>150759238
uhh

>>150759238
Well that's a lake but there is a river adjacent to it so I guess that counts lmao

>>150759238
I wish to retract my prior post

>>150759121
I like like half a mile from a substantial river in Texas.

>>150759616
spelling mistake

>>150759649
kill him
or maybe it isnt a mistake, maybe he likes that river that much

>>150759616
I live near a lagoon in just outside of Austin Texas. We should meet and fuck. (Me on top)

>>150759616
I realized I actually have a picture of the little dam they used to turn the river into a "lake".
>>150759679
Sorry, I'm not gay enough to associate with Austin.

So why did max humiliate krauts and pakis so much?

>>150759705
>letting kids play in that pool right on the edge of the dam
lmao, fucking spics

I really need Laura Mueller to qhisper in my ear that I have done well today and I am a good boy

>>150759616
You cant see a half mile. You are just trusting local legend, obviously.

>>150759936
But did you actually do well? Do you deserve it?

>>150759945
I can actually see more than half a mile, but I can't actually phsucially see the river from my house. So it is, in essence, merely mythical.

>>150759773
>why did a 4 time f1 wdc shit on some weekend drivers
gee i wonder

>>150759978
I sid not do well and even if I did I would not deserve it I would never deserve it

>>150760152
Make it F1+F2+F3

why is the ground beef looking at me like that though?

>>150760211
I just the WHOLE pasta and a beer

Max in a Dacia shitbox

>>150760316
>Falken
>Michelin
But why?

>>150760211
you put your penis in pack of mince?

>>150760438
thats one way of having it raw

He already fucked off to Mocaco in his jet btw so no 50k viewers for nls tomorrow

>look up verstappens Wikipedia page to check something (I don't remember what it was)
>his parents named him "Max Emilian" so his full name is Maximilian verstappen, but dumb

>>150760070
Edd believes in you. And so should you.

>>150760211
ground beef was looking at me all zesty like so i turned it into taco meat

>>150759953
Why does he look 50 and 140 kg here?

on a emma rose binge rn

4 fried eggs, runny, 500g of french fries, 200g of bacon, 150g grated hard white cheese, salty, 1kilo bowl of tomato, cumcumber, red onion salad, 1 french baguette
light snack before dinner

death to mclaren, emrcedes and hamilton

>>150759953
Amazing proportions. Peak masculine shape.

>>150760170
I just like the thought of Lawson or whomever sending some chick over the fence.

>>150760170
I know this... F6?

goblando will forever be a kwab

>>150761414
The limit is F5, nowadays called IF5 after plenty of revisions.

>>150761414
F-UK

>>150756421
A very young, short and petite Japanese girl

>>150756421
i would have my staff scour the local high schools for a nice (legal age) girl to accompany me for the weekend in every country we race in

>>150759616
>look at newest US-made maps of Texas southern border
>'Substantial River'
>mfw

.

>>150761699
Hi Donald

we should make formula offe for when the fomula isnt one

>>150762110
spend a long time thinking that up mon?

who is more cooked - danica patrick or mckayla maroney?

>>150762524
>mckayla maroney
Remember when she claimed her leaks were underaged to get people to stop posting them?

>>150762524
Roger Williamson

>>150762593
>to get people to stop posting them
Kek. As if people couldn't tell the difference between a fully grown 18-year-old woman and a 17-and-a-half-year-old little girl.

Would changing the firing order, remove the turbos and making it N/A, and making the RPMs into 20K souvent the problem of sound of current V6s ?
They could make them sound like baby V12s

Tell me about Max.
Did he win?

>>150762893
I mean the GP3 V6 and Dallara T05 and T08 sounded pretty good and they were Nissan V6s

>>150762893
they would sound like a swarm of killer bees

>>150762893
Solve*

do you feel /luxurious/ this saturday night?

>>150763117
Why they dont do it ?
People have been complaining about sound for years, just making this simple change would solve this problem
Just make the cars 800 HP and lighter all around 600 KG
When the car is that light, you dont need 1000+ HP to be fast
Should also give you the option to remove the halo because i think it kinda kill the look of the cars

>>150763299
>Just make the cars 800 HP
There's already too much Hewlett Packard in F1 as it is, anon. And you want 800 of them? Per car?

have all cars be controlled remotely by the drivers and you can make them as light as you want

There is also the F6 option but Porsche would need to enter F1 to make it work

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ8riM4qNwE

>>150762893
The problem is the world has become cringe and gay and there is no fixing it. 90s 4-pot touring cars based on family shitboxes sound better than current F1. Turbocharging is gay btw.

>>150763779
gay is what f1 is all about

>>150763779
Turbo is fine
N/A is just better
But the current combination of a low reving V6, with a weird firing order and turbos is just meh
They not bad, they actually enjoyable but they are far away from the N/A V8/V10/V12s

>>150763779
WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW GOOD WE HAD IT (for me it was 5 clyinders)

There is also the halo that look so digusting
F1 Cars are way better looking whitout it

>>150763640
Have you seen, I mean heard, what they've done to gt3 911s? They're vacuum cleaners now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzgUhep_xo

>>150763906
5 cylinders N/A would kinda sound like the V10s
Problem is they would probably be weak AF unless they make them rev into 25K RPM

>>150763945
be careful, the lake is not very deep

>>150763961
Still sound kinda good and in F1 they would have unrestricted exhausts so they would sound like the RSR from 2018

I feel like 2010-2013 cars where the peak overall in terms of sound and looks combined

>>150763209
I ate a banana and a peach, and I'm drinking sprite. Is that luxurious enough?

>>150764189
that's not how you say 89-92

>>150764218
>sprite
messi.....

>>150764189
There were horrendous trends during those years.
I'll say though that 2012 McLaren was a real beauty.

du du du du
max pozzedstappen

sports

lance pozzedstroll

>>150763209
i just ate a burg with 2 babby bellas( seared with danablu melted in), fat and juicy med patty seared with mustard(ground today) with 2 more cheeses and a drizzle of buffalo sose

luxurious doesnt begin to describe it

>>150764433
checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7D33xpS4

>>150764189
Nah that's obviously early 2000s before they went alien aero in 2006 or so. Racing was abysmal thoughbeit. 2010-13 had all kinds of shit like ugly tall wings, stepped noses, farted diffusers etc.

For me it's the F2008 with the Marlboro livery.

Post Netflix horny fangirls have ruined F1 with their gay nonsense

>>150765188
I don't know. That George looks photo realistic. Including the eye liner and lipstick.

>>150764433
>sports
Relevance to f1?

>>150765188
Lestappen is the only legitimate pairing.

>>150765188
As usual
This is why you should gatekeep things and ban women from internet

>Nice guys finish last, bad boys take the prom queen home
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>150764988
They looked agile and fast as fuck
Early 2000s V10 cars looked great but not as fast and agile as the V8 cars

>>150765371
By beating him to death of course

There's a female coworker who suggested that we exchange phone numbers, our contracts finish at the end of the month and we won't see each other at work anymore.
I was going to text her but she has a picture of her with her boyfriend on whatsapp. Seriously why do they do this? I don't even feel like trying, it's all so tiresome

>>150765528
are they kissing on the pic? maybe its her brother or something

>>150765371
by raping the prom queen in the lavatories before she goes home with the bad boy

>>150765528
albon wouldnt be a bitch about it

Would anyone care for some breakfast?

>>150765528
Some people need options. Do your stuff and look what happens on her part.

>>150765723
It's 1 past midnight

>>150765371
Literally when did we have the last genuine "bad boy" champion?
Verstappen? Nah, Max is not Jos.
Hamilton? Kek. He might be evil, but otherwise the polar opposite of a "bad boy".
Rosberg? Too nice. Family man.
Vettel? Way too nice. Family man and beekeeper.
Button? Not even memorable.
Gimi? Nah, Finns are nice.
Alonso? Tried to pretend to be a bad boy. Didn't really work.
Schumacher? Only if you believe the British press. Actually extremely humble.
Häkkinen? See Gimi.
Villeneuve? See Button.
Hill? Kek.
Prost? Too intellectual.
Mansell? Too gentlemanly.
Senna? ... Yeah, probably that shitter Senna.

>>150765528
She's not looking for a fling, just adding contacts like if it were linkedin.

>>150765813
Maybe alonso and Young Hamilton
Bad boy doesnt mean shit and sound gay af anyway

>Verstappen gets his Nordschleife permit despite rules complication
>to secure his DMSB Nordschleife Permit Grade A, Max Verstappen had to complete 14 laps of the Nurburgring Nordschleife today during NLS7 - THE GAME round of the Nurburgring single-circuit championship - while also fulfilling a double start requirement, meaning he had to be classified at the wheel of two different lol you keep reading cars.

>>150765813
Vettel wasnt a beekeeper when he was at Red Bull.

>>150765723
You don’t eat breakfast in the afternoon, silly man

>>150765528
she's a hoooooer

>>150766050
>Young Hamilton
Young Hamilton was just Ron Dennis' pet project. Nothing more.

>>150766137
True. But he was still way too down to earth.

>>150765528
>find her boyfriend's name/number
>get a burner phone/number, use a vpn or a public wifi
>contact the boyfriend
>tell him his bitch is cheating on him
>get some popcorn and wait

why does ford allow max to drive a ferrari? they got a gt3 car

>>150766942
Cute. What's his name?

miga salo has wiener dogs too now
but nowhere nearly as cute as leo

>>150762893
v6 can sound godly
see Alfa Romeo 155 2.5L Busso v6 in DTM
12k rpm

>>>/wsg/5972725

>>150766942
they don't sponsor him there and mustang isn't great gt3 car

>>150764822
checked

>>150765528
>find her boyfriend's name/number
>get a burner phone/number, use a vpn or a public wifi
>contact the boyfriend and have sex with him
>tell her the bf is cheating on her
>get some popcorn and wait (while watching F1 or whatever, jannies go away)

>jannied for mika salo posting
almost as good as previously getting jannied for naomi schiff posting as well as for posting an altered version of the mazepin copypasta

why the FUCK do they hire people who don't follow the threads or the sport

>>150768010
pls understand new hires dont know board culture yet
give them time

Why can't F1 have camera angles this nice and coherent?

>>150768417
s p o n s o r

>>150768010
you deserved it
having said that, k*ll all j*nnies, pox on their houses, etc

why don't >you have >your dmsb permit nordschleife stufe a (or b, or c, or 'für markenpokale' even)

>>150768010
I was banned for posting danica patrick last week. Happens to the best of us I'm afraid.

>>150768803
>>150768010
We need to be more welcoming and inclusive to F1's new female fans

grug

>>150769624
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T EAT AND POST THAT WHILE IN ITALIA

>>150768801
I have, but this is an anon board

>>150769624
Just having a laugh. He'd get along with Lawson and his hawaiian pizza.

>>150769624
i very much hope he's taking the piss

>>150770158
>hawaiian pizza
Delicious

Who's the gayest F1 racer?

>>150770699
three way tie between homolton, norris and russell

why are it*lians so anal about pizza?

>>150770780
>forgetting about beartwink

>>150770830
who

>>150770829
ornery cause they aint got stuffed crust

>>150770919
imagine not having stuffed crusted in yourlife baka.. its like not trying to suck dick once.. everyones gotta try it..
once..

>>150770780
>>150770830
england has fallen

>>150770829
Lets be honest. Ever since the Renaissance, they have been coasting.

>>150770699
>i just read that
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150771002
ha!

>>150770829
they're probably chill irl, the pineapple thing is just mandatory for online brownie points

>>150771066
the reason theyre mad is that they dont have pineapples and thinks its super sweet

>>150771100
pineapple pizza was invented in canada and it's one of the most popular variations of pizza worldwide. the memes are lies
f1 because lance stroll is a jew leaf
/f1/ because pozanon is a leaf (we dnt know if eating pizza is okay since its a medshitter food)

Max manages to win in Singapore this year. How would you react?

>>150771271
I wake up

>>150771260
sweden needs to stop with the bananas though

>just watched the F1 movie
Why do they keep shafting him with these weasel roles?

Banana

>>150771391
that's one thing sweden will in fact not stop

https://youtu.be/hT9J4a9fnLU
>>150771891
sick fuckers

>>150771878
russell has that look when he gives head
piastri has that look when he watches lily give head

>>150770699
Zoomer assassins are probably the most terrifying thing on this planet

>>150772042
we dont like that here

business idea: grid girls

>>150772533
oy vey, shut it down

>>150772229
/f1/ is a max board

>>150772585
no
the woman
haram, habibi

>>150772604
lily (he)
sophia
lily (z)
ruth
kelly

>>150772717
relation to formula first?

>>150772769
women who are approved by the council of /f1/
there are more (anri, becca etc)

>>150772042
Those tits look fake. Korean?

https://youtu.be/1I2bU5r3qIo
>>150772896
as king of /f1/ i say no
the council is required to suck my dick by god

Max Verstappen, but as a girl

Max Zeen Verstappen

Fem Max would have big fat Dutch tits

>>150773010
>>150773240
>>150773623
all you

>>150773688
Just two

>>150773912
my apologies

>>150773757
>jawline

>>150774062
what game would max play (nothing racing included) if he didnt race?

i bet he would be a wowfag

>>150774062
Is Jos taking the photo?

jamacia is mourning the death of his imaginary wife

its ok lad, you can move on...

...the human race

>>150775154
youre gay, shut up

>>150774108
>i bet he would be a wowfag
Wow classic in a speedrunning guild 10000%

for me, it is midnight club: dub edition

>1 hour without any post
grim

vrooms

>ctrl f
>v8
>only 2 results
hmm....

so wait is the cursing ban gone, I haven't heard a thing about it for months now. Did the FIA just quietly back pedal on it

why do globohomos love v8s and v10s so much

>>150769624
I hope he's sarcastic. Food in Italy is absolute dog shit and that does indeed look like shit. I've no idea where meme about food being good in Italy came from. Not to mention those fucks even make you pay 2 euro per person to sit at their table lmao. Never eating there again

One of the red bull teams needs fpv livery for the Australian GP

>>150774108
Hide and seek with his dad and a belt.

>>150777566
fuck me i love tits

>>150777571

MIKUMOBILE TOP 10

Did max still quali and race today or what ?

>>150780198
yeah

>>150780198
He's a legit GT3 driver now

>>150777866
Modern audience doesn't care about engine sound

>>150780480
Modern audience can't remember a time before the turbo hybrid era

>/f1/ was somehow more active during the merc dominance era
grimi

>George Russell still doesn't have a contract for next season
not yet? wtf youtube lied?

>>150767188
Kot aka Haerin

>>150780617
He wants a contract for 2027 but Toto won't give him one since Max will be available

>>150763779
Gay drivers == Gay formula

>>150761699
Based

>>150780798
>>150780617
Toto will be incredibly stupid if he lets jorg go, regardless if max comes or not

fakegimi
SUCKS

I wonder if fake gimi has sleepovers at Toto's haus like jorj does

good morning alltogether

>>150780332
Yea but he drive on Nurburgring today or what ??

>>150781061
He'll ride something today alright, don't you worry lil bro

>>150781061
Define today

>>150781061
today in two weeks

Formula Cunny

>>150781061
Just two more weeks and he will be in Ferrari

>>150781349
nah your a diddy blud for this

>>150780617
he's beyond ass

if i get an even post no. Pisstree dies on 18 January 2026

>>150774108
Definitely Starcraft or some fighting game, those are the biggest sweats.

eastern europe next

eastern euro women are the best!

>>150781716
ayo hol' up

>>150780617
>toto said he was gonna get it around monza
just two more weeks jorjsisters....

>the little mercedes F1 LEGO car
damn they just gave up with this one

>>150758720
thats Michelle Obama

>>150774062
thiccy in mating press
thiccy in mating press
thiccy in mating press

>>150781716
name of girl??????

>>150782108
filename bro

>>150782108
Olivia Bearman is her name

Where's the french lad with the frog and the mug?

>>150782259
i promised the cunt i would cave his skull in if i ever came across him

guess who i ran into this morning

>>150782269
The Belligerent of Brisbane.

>>150782273
meant sudo of sunbury

>>150782269
the slaughterer of Sydney

>>150782269
calm down

>>150782269
The Killer of Kosciuszko

>>150782269
The Murderer of Melbourne

i don't believe the australian

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

gimi

morning lads
This morning going to the bakery some effeminate twink with an australian accent was mumbling something about fucking me in the ass? Weird, anyway I didn't pay too much attention and got my croissants

Japan isn't that great actually

>>150782971
why

>>150782269
Based
>>150782968
Cringe

Will MBS be successful in tard wrangling the manufacturers to accept the return of V8s?

>>150782981
Is burgerking gp track good for f1 racing. Question. I don't remember 2020 at all.

>>150755148 (OP)
>FIA overturns Carlos Sainz's Dutch GP penalty, so he loses those two penalty points; there's no chance in race outcome
i didnt know this, i think they should give him 10 secs for his race result, it would be only fair

I've no idea why I quoted the frog.

i love this little nigga
galician accent in women is hot, in men is funny
>>150783025
sooooooo embarasing

kwab

>>150783055
He has the face of a lesbian

>>150783074
landos new teammate in 4 years

>>150783098
he is a kid, he still has to grow

>>150782973
Is Robin racing?

>>150783109
i dont know i dont think so

MANLETKART©
>ccm

>>150783248
com
fml

nice race by costoya, he is going places, campos(patriots) will help him out in the lower formulas, so the only question is if he is good enough for f1
ajjajaja look at this guy, from malta

>>150782973
Congrats to whoever the fuck this is

F1 driver who fuck her own sister ??

>>150783559
Neymar

>>150783559
Antonelli

>>150783559
>her
idk if Lella Lombardi had a sister or not but she was the only lesbo ever in F1

Charles Leclerc has a barely concealed foot fetish

His current GF, his ex Charlotte Siné, and his ex Giada Gianni - all had long feet and very large big toes

>>150783716
source on them having big toes?

>>150782968
based
>>150782992
queer

>after Alonso, Nico and Lewis retire I'll be older than all current F1 drivers
Unless an oldf1ag returns I guess, but that rarely happens. F1 moments for these feels?

>>150783958
perez and bottas are making a comeback, are you older than them?

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>>150783995
yes

>>150783958
>after Alonso, Nico and Lewis retire
Don't worry, Alonso will stick around for at least another 10 years if the teams allow him to.
And since Hamilton is desperate for his eighth championship (seventh once Massa sues his way to 2008), he'll probably be racing until he dies as well.

>>150783716
Just browse the wikifeet entries for his exes and youllmseee

>>150784046
ok

>>150783547
is this guy related to coulthard?

>>150784166
I have bad news for you:
If you go far enough back, we're all related to Coulthard.

>>150784208
yes but most of us don't look quite that rectangular

Thank you Muhammad Ben Sulayem and Stephano Domenicalli for making F1 is more interesting to watch than MotoGP

>>150784115
no it's not ok

>>150784460
ok as for i understand, not as good

>>150784476
Good.

>>150784277
I didn't know they made MotoGP less interesting. How'd they do that?

>>150784529
put markek on the best bike

>>150784529
Ducati + Markek = Total Slurpfest

>>150784494
ok

Ban V engines in motogp

>>150784529
The equivalent of putting Verstappen in McLaren.

ynr henno

>>150785355
the man in the blurred house?

Was the RB19 more dominant than this year's McLaren?

>>150785529
Current Mclaren is almost as fast as 2020 Mercedes

>>150785529
Max was more dominant, yes.

>>150785529
Calling any Red Bull ever "dominant" is a sign of reading too much British newspapers.

good evening

>>150785529
It would have been this dominant if RB had two good drivers

>>150785529
We need more bait like this one, I fear, so that the thread doesn't die.

Hamilton is the BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD

....NOT

>lewis hamilton
stinky black cunt and a shit racer

>the fingol thinks he learned a term
get the canceraids and die already

rude thread this evening

>>150787247
Cute video

>>150787247
what a silly video
is that how you and yours see the world normally

>>150787247
i'm going to fuck you up your arse black boy
your scotch bonnet tainted ring is going to burn my bellend but i dont give a fuck

>>150787293
>you and yours
what did he mean by this?

>>150787308
>what did he mean by this?
"yours" as in "Up yours!".
Explicitely: "your arse".

kanker mongool

>>150784277
/biz/-idea: motogp but riders have dildos in their bumholes

>>150787247
SORT OUT YOUR FUCKING ASPECT RATIO YOU CUNT

>>150787247
:DD

>>150787247
look at him go

>it's time for daily maxverstappenfag's struggle session
why was this deleted?

>>150787955
mm sexo

>>150787987
Because nobody likes you.

>>150788027
You should screencap this for when you post it on r/maxverstappen

>>150787955
jej

>>150788088
I don't know what that is, so I have to assume it's your homo hangout. Please stop attempting to groom me. I'm not a child. I'm a full grown adult.

>>150788020
Sorry I forgot, enjoy

are lully needs to go to sleep earlier

>>150788157
How sad are you when you realize you can't downvote me like on r/maxverstappen

2029 grid.
>Cadilac
Herta
Crawford
>Hass
Ocon
Beganovic
>Audi
Norris
Bortoleto
>Alpine
Gasley
Colopinto
>Racing bulls
Lawson
Linblad
>Aston
Stroll
Tsunoda
>Red Bull
Palou
Hadjar
>Mclaren
Piastri
Dunne
>Williams
Albon
Browning
>Ferrari
Leclerc
Bearman
>Mercades
Russel
Bottas

>>150788409
Sorry still not gay.

never beating the allegations

>>150788492
The allegations of hiding a Chris Lulham-tier hairline underneath that fringe

gimi triptych

I never had "the talk" with my parents. F1 equivalent of this?

>>150789126
Stroll not being told he's shit.

>>150789126
you mean the talk about about the bees and the bees?

Don't try fucking bees, it's not worth it

>>150789126
i pretty much quit talking to my parents aside from the essential shit after age 10. probably a charles leclerc race

>Joseph Theresia Johannes "Jos" Brech (born 29 October 1962) stood trial for the killing of Verstappen in 2020. He was arrested on 26 August 2018 in Spain after DNA from his belongings and relatives matched samples taken from Verstappen's clothing, following the largest DNA-harvesting operation in Dutch history. On 20 November 2020, Brech was acquitted of manslaughter, but found guilty of the kidnapping and sexual abuse that led to Verstappen's death, as well as of possession of child pornography. He was sentenced to twelve-and-a-half years' imprisonment. On 28 January 2022, an appeal court convicted Brech on a charge of manslaughter and sentenced him to 16 years.
the real AMD OJS

>>150789681
I heard that if you try to sting a bee, your stinger might break off. Is that true?

Max has put on some timber, but it looks good on him.
He should also grow a big bushy beard

>>150789794
You are probably autistic

>>150789681
this is what happans when you don't do the talk and let your sons figure it out themselves

>>150789868
>Theresia
Wut?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DOYwh03jESR/ Ollie!! fans chasing Ollie!!

>>150790021
!!

>>150790071
!!

>>150790021
Imagine the sex

>>150790021
>fans chasing Ollie
Standing fans or ceiling fans?

auliver orsouomo

siete veloci

>>150765813
Hunt because I don't like him much and think the term is gay

>>150765813
Gimi was more rockstar than bad boy

>>150790493
Hunt was the "fuckboy champion" though.

>>150785529
second half of 2023 mclaren, ferrari and mercedes were way closer to rb19 than p2-3 teams of 2025 are to mclaren

>>150765813
Norris is a bad boy

>>150790801
But not a champion. And never will be.

>>150789954
>>150789794
the flag makes this even funnier

Baku next.

On Sundays, it's better to get drunk early and go to bed at your normal time.

https://x.com/sqtep/status/1967183986788294875
Andrea Kimi Antonelli

>>150791423
don't have work tomorrow though

>>150765813
Vettel was a cunt when he was on track, even if he's nice otherwise. Schumacher too. Alonso is a toxic cunt and if I had an F1 team I would not hire him even if he was cheap.

>>150791413
she didn't wipe any on her fanny or bum. dirty bitch

>>150791573
yes but you're unemployed

>>150791573
We can't all be sponges though.

>>150783547
>>150783055
This year F4 has kind of been filler. Guys like Ramaekers, Costoya and Van Langendonck are looking like the most promising karters by far. Van Langendonck recently won an F4 race in his debut weekend and is an sim racing autist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dries_Van_Langendonck

My dad called me a faggot today

gimi

>>150791651
>when he was on track
Everybody is. Even complete shitters.
>Alonso is a toxic cunt
Sure. But also pretty chill. He just has too much of an ego, but he wouldn't hurt a fly.

>>150792108
Are you that dude that shot this Captain Kirk guy?

>>150791677
>>150791943
im not some parasite, im a self employed tradie, and i rather don't work more than 10 hours a week

>>150792108
well why were you being a gay cunt then?

Reminder that Aston Martin was only good because of Vettel's feedback and Alonso made the team worse

>>150792240
Not Alonso's fault. He's cursed.
McLaren also only got good after he'd left.

>>150792177
>>150792226
Funny enough it had something to do with Kirk. He asked what I thought about it and I said that I don’t really care. He’s a hardcore republican and thinks me being apolitical is “so gay”. I don’t know Kirk outside from being the guy who debates le woke college zoomies

>>150792055
thanks for your input

Reminder hat vettel did an illegal car(not as illegal as the mclaren but the fia did ban astons front wing) and a car so similar to the redbull taht when the fia moved agaisnt the redbull aston was in the crossfire

>>150792218
good for you, i hate being a wagie

>>150792559
i wish i had a dad to call me a faggot
alas im black

>>150792911
Liar, there are no black people in F1 nor /f1/

ynr baha bumlicker

>>150781679
Whomst the fuck is that?

>>150793344
Can argue with those double dubs

>>150790681
don't care, he should be rotting in hell for pushing the narrative that /myguy/ Patrese was responsible for Ronnie Peterson's death

>>150793451
he bumlicks under a us flag now
disgraced as any ricci fan should be

>>150793707
maybe he is locked up

NEW
NEW
NEW

its race week chuddies

>>150793707
>>150793845
are you sure he isn't the one in nfl general now who is all in for Tua, another future nobody

>>150794400
idgaf about burgerugby tbqh

calm down

Lift me up, lift me up

bakuing

>>150794372
not yet

>>150794433
not missing a whole lot tbdesu

i used to lick my ex's bum, it was disgusting even tho she was very clean

fuck this guy!!!!!

>>150794589
Did you do it for her pleasure or yours

>>150794615
!!

>>150794589
You must fit in well with any Indians you meet

>>150794631
hers

>>150794928
>>150794928
>>150794928

get out

What is the homosexuality rate among the f1 grid compared to the general population, and what motorsport has the lowest rate of faggery?