Thread 150766729

name and shame edition

two shit blowouts this weekend
no game until next weekend
can't wait for this fucking terrible season to be over

good morning dickheads

good morning

>>150766859
fuck you swasn faggot deadshit

BITCONNNEEEEEEEECCCT

Who won last night?

>>150767126
Collingwood

>>150767126
the patriarchy.

This is a good guys year which means the laid back country surfers get to win it

>le laid back aussie surfer look
How contrived. Sad!

>Collingwood and Hawthorn have 29 premierships between them
>Collingwood and Hawthorn have never played off in a grand final

Hating geelong is brown coded

>hating salary cap cheating scum is brown coded
pretty sure it's the opposite
after all, thirdies love soccer and that garbage excuse of a sport doesn't have salary caps

>Geeling hater is still seething
LOL

>hating the most aryan team
>hating the most true blue Australian team
yeah righto

Just ignore hates everything sperg

Good morning alf

>>150769808
Morning sunshine

the only redeeming feature of geelong is jezza cameron

how did Mac "the machete" Andrews go last night

You WILL talk about the cats in prelim weekend every year and you WILL like it

>>150768256
Lions and Cats have also never played off in a grand final

>>150768256
Richmond or hawthorn played in every grand final between 1971 and 81, but never played in a final until 2018

>>150770350
>what is 77 and 79

Who the actual fuck wins next weekend

>>150770589
collingwood and geelong
another slop gf but at least shitney isn't in it

>>150770689
Collingwood vs Geelong is based and later 2000s/early 2010s tier.
Also reminder each time Pies lose a prelim the other team gets thwacked, so if it's Bane vs Cats expect a trash 39-105 scoreline

>>150767126
charlie

>>150770589
Odds of each final
>Cats V Coll: 35%
>Cats V Lions: 30%
>Hawks V Coll: 20%
>Hawks V Lions: 15%

Assuming an 80/20 on Cats V Hawks and a 60/40 on Coll V Lions

lmaooooo what a turn of events

Imagine the seething on /afl/ if its a pies v hawks grand final

don't care as long as it's high scoring

>>150771501
I will actually support the pies in this instance. It's more pies fans and Eddie i dont like. I dont actually dislike the pies players - Pendles, Sidebottom and even the Daicos boys are pretty inoffensive, its the media who suck Nick off constantly thats annoying.

Whereas I can't fucking stand the hawks players. Sicily, Ginnivan, Watson etc are dickheads. Not to mention their history of dickhead players Lewis, Hodge, Mitchell etc. Newcombe is elite and about the only player on the team i dont mind.
So on the balance of that id prefer the pies to win because i will be less unhappy to see the pies players with medals around their necks at the end.

Say something nice about finals hero Nick Daicos

>>150771847
I guess he's not obese. That's nice.

>>150771847
think he might be the most likely player to troon out

>>150771976
and that's a good thing

>>150771501
i would have seethed earlier this year but i've softened on the hawks for whatever reason, become quite fond of ginni though i still hate sicily and coach mitchell. of everyone left i'd most like to see the hawks and bane make the gf, but that's not looking likely.

>>150771823
pendles and sidebottom are useless old plodder fuckheads who will only be remembered for milestone hunting and not because they were good at any point, agree about the daicos boys though. darcy moore is a sniper and a fucking grub, howe looks like adam levine and i hate maroon 5. the entire pies forward line is absolute shit, i dont know why they are all tatted up manlets. collingwood collects them like geelong collects blondes with headbands. mcrae is a moron, and the way he has managed the team is going to put them in west coasts position in a few years.
i actually don't mind pies fans but i just hate the current team so i wouldn't want to see them win.

reminder collingwood form is really bad
hawthorn beat them by 64 points just a few weeks ago
bane is locked in the grand final

post '25 ebin moments

>>150772694
don't have a pic but when the umps got bottled

imagine brisbane get ridley, allen, draper all healthy, and then hipwood, neale, doedee, mccarthy and coleman all healthy + a top 10 pick in annable and STILL don't win

tonight's 'no

>>150772962
Now imagine if answerth, coleman, doedee, hipwood, mccarthy, neale and payne all off for the season and bane STILL win

>>150772962
>ridley all healthy

pissing down

>>150773124
shitting down

>>150773124
crisp collingwood players pants at the thought of playing brisbane

>>150772998
get fucked you nonce loser

>>150772694
learning he lived with a troon is right up there desu

IF you tipped Gold Coast last night...
THEN you may genuinely be retarded and should probably see a doctor. Clearly played their Grand Final last week.

best four teams made the prelims

>>150774459
Fred and Shitscray are better than Collingshit

>>150774516
please my sides cant take it

>>150774459
cats bane and wobbles yes

4th slot was a lucky draw between giants hawks and dogs

Paul Medhurst. Now there's a set shot technique

>>150772119
Your brain is broken cunt, you need serious help immediately. You’re a danger to anyone unlucky enough to be around you. I will fucking sort you out if you don’t get help and I promise you, it won’t be nice.

>>150775228
fuck up piesperg

>>150775275
Or what mate?

>>150774459
many are saying this

i wonder what absolute retardation mathew clarke is working on

>>150774459
when hasn't this been the case?

>>150775566
2005, 2006, 2012, 2016, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2024

>>150769997
Got macheted by Morris.

>>150775610
>2024
oh no no

>>150772423
Pies have only won 3 of their last 8. I wonder how much their form can be trusted just because they beat the Crows? Crows didn't win a single quarter of their finals.

>>150775671
The prevailing opinion (read: cope) is that the pies have been holding back on purpose

>>150775671
a lot of it depends on the form of some key players
their forward line is a shambles but their backline when in form is elite
gaynor, moore, frampton and maynard all played very well against fraudelaide
also their centre bounce mix was fucked with ned long and tom mitchell, with de goy back and showing form and only playing long they look better there as well

boring weekend of footy

>>150774516
>>150774754
>dogs
lmfao

my extended family had a massive fb shitfight over that shit in america

Mark neeld was a good coach, just had a bad list

>>150775928
lol

so glad i don't care about america at all

>>150775671
H&A is irrelevant dickhead, Crows found that out. Pies have time timed their run to perfection.

the pies are gay

Shitscray would be top 4 every year with a coach like Neeld, Noble, Hinkley, Connolly or John devine

>>150776082
you capped your own post

>>150776115
no but steven may

>>150772694
>it's already mid sept

>>150772694
>>150776298
>this shit was in april or so, fucking 5 months ago
where does the time go

The good guys: Geelong and Brisbane
The bad guys: Melbourne clubs

>>150776580
so true

I hope that Hawthorn win the Grand Final. I don't like Geelong, Collingwood, or Brisbane.

>>150776290
>posted 14 times
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/XIkVRskGm-O3u9Fe4bTqcQ/

>>150776479
I’m you?

>>150776393
i remember in school back in the day one of my best mates played eric prydz's music video for call on me in the middle of computer class and all the girls looked at him in abject disgust, and i found that disdain and sheer contempt incredibly sexy

What's with austrlians being fence shitters

>>150775972
same. i mean, it was funny at first but now i don't care.

>>150776838
nonce

whats up with indian being street shitters

>>150777137
it's dey culcha

>it was funny when i thought i was right but now it turns out i was wrong i don't care
lmaooo

>>150777134
i was like 11 (and so were they)

>>150777134
meant for
>>150777251

*bangs hammer*

>>150777251
kill yourself

>>150777387
you first

>>150776580
dzhilong are certainly not good guys considering they are cap cheating scum and a protected species in the afl media racket

>>150777636
HOLY COPE

IF Geelong were the cheaters you claim
THEN they would've won back to back premierships at some point in their history

Reddit: minnow shits a meme droughbreaking premiership

4chan: The rich, successful clubs win

>>150777777
Betting this is a /f1/ fag

MY Wahs

>>150777631
le 2010 flashback

>>150777753
carlton didn't win any flags while they were cheating the cap in the late 90s, so that isn't an argument. and geelong were literally investigated by the AFL over the matter, it's just the AFL put the former COO of the cats in charge of the investigation and totally coincidentally he found no wrong doing in his scum club.

>>150777898
n'wah

Oh we're about to beat Belgium in the Davis Cup in Sydney

nrlsperg holykek

tennis is SUPER gay

Fuck up cunt meet Rod Laver Arena give me 35 minutes (give or take traffic)

I'm an Indian girl
Theheheheeh

>>150775911
please post some screenshots (blur their names obviously)

I've just been watching the Crows Show. I guess they thought they were making the granny. kek

had afghani qt interest once but couldn't stray from the Lord *prays*

I don't like Australiana

>>150778243
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

>>150778302
Good. Stay where you are.

>>150778287
watch crow cast tonight, will be entertaining

is the fatal shore worth a read?

>>150778266
i don't have fb. my mum showed me on hers before she deactivated it because she was upset by how toxic everyone was.

>read
he was dog shit last night mate

port power is shit too lol
no one cares about south australia

good job bane for finally breaking the premier losing streak

>>150778433
could you do your best to recite the conversation?

>>150778753
BASED BANE
FAGES THE GOAT

>>150778433
tell us more details you fuck

Sunday Scaries HAVE arived

>>150775911
low IQ behavior all round

Toot toot toot
*sharts on fence*

Life's a bitch and you die
That's why we puff live
cos you never know
when you are gunna go

When I stop breathing
Duh

why do they live like this

>>150779273
Based
*edditors deserve to be cataloged and mocked

nope i wont and you cant stop me

Medium 'za and garlic bread for first dinner

>>150778770
no but steven conversate

>>150778770
>>150778941
don't you fuckin losers have your own friends and family?

>>150779453
yes i do but they don't spergout over some content creator getting shot

>>150779443
wow it almost looks like a real game

>>150779535
how a straight player falls to the ground with an injury

>>150771992
how a poof does it

>>150779572
KEK

>>150779273
didn't know redditors were this homophobic

Going to eat dumpling then dump you mum on my cock

>>150779453
no but steven relate
>>150779511
now that's what i call a high-scoring affair

>>150778770
>>150778941
it was basically
>zoomers laughing about the shooting
>cooker auntie arcs up "how can you be so callous??" etc
>zoomers double down because half of them are "gay". kirks "words were violence"
>cooker auntie incredulous that words can be violence but an assassination is ok
>cool wine aunt chimes in that kirk was racist sexist white supremacist
>backed up by quirk chungus millennial cousin and actual communist uncle
>from there it devolves into personal attacks about alcoholism and infidelity
pretty funny desu

>>150779644
fucking kek families are funny
thanks for sharing

>>150779644
>zoomer
>cooker
>wine aunt
>quirk chungus

archetypes exist for a reason

>>150779731
So NHI can hide behind them?

>>150779778
>he has a kmart suitcase

He's gonna win it again, isn't he?

id rather play collingwood at the mcg than at the gabba tbqh

>>150778959
Tfw got tomorrow off but still depressed anyway

>>150779164
KEK
Still funny to me that GWS have won more finals than Freo

Say something nice about finals hero Bailey Smith

>>150779858
literally nothing nice to say about this grubby piece of shit of a human being, should have stopped being a pussy and killed himself so we didn't need to deal with him

>>150779778
>>150779787
always the saddest of cunts who take photos/videos of their pets

>>150779928
Wish I took my photo's and pictures of my pet I miss him.

>>150779928
you sound like a sad cunt yourself

>>150779928
Shut up, faggot.

What's for din dinz?

>>150780084
Thinking kebab for second dinner but still undecided

>>150780084
Leftover chicken.

>>150780084
Thinking an open-face sandwich

I hate my neighbours.

>>150780084
meth mostly

>>150780148
I miss shard fiend he was a good lad. Hope he's doing ok.

>>150779778
>>150779787
Based

I adore beautiful women, I love them so much

>>150780084
got pork shoulder roasting in the oven

I want to be enslaved by a powerful aristocratic woman

>>150780122
whys that

Alex De Minor just got broken by a literal who lads

tennis is gay

fuck off nonce

Poor kicking is poor football, it's that simple.

fuck off fuck off nonce poster

>>150780344
He's just a 6-10 talent. Not in the elite bracket. He'll never be top 5 or win a grand slam. Won't even make a final unless he ends up on the favourable side of a draw.

fred vs west coast on btw

crazy how sam groth is a politician now

>>150780389
crisp

Malai chicken with rumali roti l. Later dumplings

You marmite monkeys etc

>>150780447
It's actually been kino the last game and a bit, but yes he's a speedster more than an octopus

You say nonce but when I was 11 I used to image my lovely thing English teacher striping down during lecture

>>150780221
This but scat

who is your footy hero

I just like big hulky woman. Big taller than me at the least

I don't get it

>>150780579
what is sex?

Why don't people buy whole chicken and debone it. Oh no I want it without bone, oh no I want it's dick. Fucking cucks

shut up mick

Don't get it

real retard hours

go collingwood

>>150780325
thinking a #5

>Waiting for the news
>Nrlel going into extra time
Fuck off to Stan or something!!

i dont mind bush but ginger ones are gross

>>150780864
why are you larping as a boomer

>>150780864
>complaining about sports
>on the sports board

Will I die if I steam frozen solid dumplings and eat

>>150780869
>>150780882

what kind of retarded boomer watches the fucking news lmao

>>150780906
she is disgusting

>>150780898
You should probably freeze your semen because if you die you wont have passed on your genes because you're gunna die a virgin.

>>150780909
>willfully being ignorant of current events
cringe

I don't want kinds

**kids

>current events
holy kek you cant be this brainwashed
i feel sorry for you

>>150780954
Literally this, what do I care what some pooliticians on the other side of the globe said. Leave me be

>>150780922
>i need to wait for the 6pm news to be told what's happening in the world!!!
why not just read the paper tomorrow grandpa?

does nrl call them prelims too

>3/8 vic teams start finals
>3/4 vic teams by prelim
The umpire Vic bias is crazy

>>150780964
>he doesn't know about 24/7 news channels
..........

>>150780995
>the last is a merger of a historic vic team
This shit is rigged as fuck

>>150780983
Who cares what they call anything?

>>150781005
what the fuck am i trying to read

>>150780995
Crows are just shit but the Giants/Hawks game was unironically rigged.

>>150781005
just a question not sure why you are so insecure

>>150780995
>Crows lose two home games
>Freo loses a home game to Suns
>giants lose a home game to hawks
>vic bias
dumb coping frogposter

Remembering that time that nrl player tried playing footy and he mogged all the afl pros at their own sport

>>150780864
Their sport is a dumb meme
Shouldn't be broadcasted live ithinks

>>150781003
i'm not the retard waiting for the bumsniffing to finish to be fed slop from le news

>>150781069
its literally the most watched sport in the country mate

>>150781045
Which one?

>>150781077
Lmfao nice try realitylarper

>>150781077
after afl

give it a rest nrlsperg enjoy the final

>>150781102
>nrlsperg
literally doesn't exist mate

How has NRLel still not figured out how to make them not play overtime and keep a proper schedule, what an unorganised clusterfuck

>>150781098
Victoria doesnt count, they are Green-loving, Yes-voting pseudo Australians

>>150781017
You seriously can't comprehend that sentence?

>>150781160
English isn't my first language, you fucking fuck.

>>150781160
its an nrlfag of course he cant read

>>150781168
Hello saar

game on in the wafl lads

>>150781168
where's my kfc you fucking cunt

BroncGods!

it's raining

West Australia faggot league

i need serious psychiatric help

>>150781143
afl is still the most viewed sport in the country

>Supposed to be raining Friday and Saturday
kino cancelled. Hopefully that clears up.

damn that nigga got fukken b& and sent to the shadowrealm

F

>>150781238
Crisp JUH

Jesus CHRIST i love fat bitches

>>150781246
not statistically mate, TV and BVOD viewership numbers are pretty easy to google. who knows though, afl and nrl both make up numbers probably.

Micksperg's line will be broken.

Jesus CHRIST i love fit bitches

Meanwhile at anons neighbours house

>>150781320
based gymsperg

>>150781333
Every house around my missos place looks like this. In fact I think the entire street next to hers is indian. Really fucking annoying

>>150781316
Yeah they are pretty easy to find

>>150781333
oh you poor fucken bastard

>>150781348
now look up the yearly averages

“God blessed them and said to them, ‘Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it…’”

>>150781333
>No qtie pajeet lady to steal
Living in a white area is suffering.

>>150781362
I'm looking through the dates and I'm yet to find a day where afl loses to nrl

>>150781384
fuck cunt took me like 3 seconds of googling

Everybody who knows me, fears me

>2023
>roughly

>>150781418
Yeah AI summaries are very trustworthy

>>150781438
not much, you?

>>150781429
Yeah but nobody loves you.

>>150781333
they were all in the backyard sing and dancing to 'who let the dogs out' at 1am again the other day

>>150781348
15th time you've posted that

You just feel this is going to get ugly

why does nrl want us to know how big they are

>>150781474
Actually based

>>150781446
that probably includes attendance, use whatever source you want. I'll spoonfeed you another one
https://footyindustry.com/index.php/between-the-codes/afl-v-nrl-who-was-number-1-in-2024/

>>150781479
its two of our spergs arguing

>>150781478
Hoping Essendon play him in the vfl.

>>150781478
hes already ugly though

>Geelong win the flag
>Dangerfield (captain) retires, as is tradition
>Merrett to Geelong to replace him
Thinking this might be the biggest salt bomb in existence.

why is the essendon franchise so upset someone wants out of the shamble operation

>>150781492
Probably not good for club culture to have your captain and best player playing in the vfl for a whole year. Either play him or trade him.

What is your favourite kind of bread

how are these teams still kicking like 1-3 goals in 2 hrs of footy

>>150781515
Nah, fuck that. Someone tries to screw you over, you screw them over back. Even if it's suboptimal for you.
Got to keep it real and not be the bitch.

>>150781513
that would be fucking hilarious

He will stay at essenshit and they will sweep it under the rug and memory hole it

>>150781476
15th time I've posted the TV ratings for 13th Sept 2025?

nrlsperg cope incoming over this trvke

>>150781527
>Freo vs West Coast
It was a full on derby brawl. Lots of ill feeling and hair pulling at the game today.

Isn't Harley Reid, Petraca and butters all going to geelong? How are they going to fit merrett into that squad as well?

>>150781523
for a sandwhich, wholemeal, otherwise pita

>>150781541
nice i might watch the highlights

>>150781542
Petracca is Hawthorn (although with Merrett being linked there, who knows what happens. Might be stuck at Melbourne again like Oliver last year, kek).
Butters is Bulldogs.
Reid was Essendon, but Iggs seemed to have paid up some money.

>>150781540
no but if you check the tv viewership (not attendance) on wednesday in qld only you'll see that my sport is actually the bestest

>>150781554
Thanks for the update champ.

merett cant go to the geelong
the geelong media mafia have already got on their moral high horse about talking to contracted players

>>150781542
Geelong said they had the money and cap space to sign 2/3 of Rowell, Reid and Butters. 2/3 have already committed to their current club so idk what they are going to do. But apparently they have a lot of salary cap space next season

I get the feeling some of you blokes are very insecure about footy

>>150781565
I think geelong(*) have other financing options and opportunities outside of their cap space for prospective players being traded in.

>Merrett daily drives a lamborghini
>Has said list sizes should be cut so the good players can earn more money
Perfect fit for Geelong. Captain material, really.

>>150781527
at least the chicks are doing better for my team

>>150781576
who is their next captain was boomerfield retires anyway
stewart will be gone soon too

why are you guys so obsessed with captains

Merret
Petraca
Cripps
Lachie

To the iggs #iggs2026hip we got the cap space.

>>150781594
Atkins? I think he took the toss when Stewart/Dangerfield were out.
No idea if he's a leader, but Zach Guthrie has been bloody impressive with the way he's gone about his football journey.

Stewart has a contract until 2027 though.

>>150781527
don't care didn't ask plus we deserve equal pay just for existing despite being absolutely dogshit

My last ex just posted on social media wedding photos. That would make her the 4th girl I've dated whose gone on to marry the next guy after me. Far out.

Any of you blokes going to America next year for the world cup?

>>150781625
you'll find the one, don't worry about it

>>150781625
You make regular Joes look like marriage material. Well done, m8.

>>150781627
why on earth would i ever go to that third-world shithole?

>>150781627
>America next year
Thinking the World Cup will be moved somewhere safer.

god
hates
hawthorn

women hate each other like you wouldn't believe

all football codes are dogfuck in the current year tb h

>>150781535
Sorry the other image gets spammed so much that I thought it was the same

>>150781625
I will also point out there is a 5th girl who is engaged too.

>>150781670
no prob mate his spam is what convinced me to use that site kek

the all gas no brakes shit is up there with ports oppenheimer finals moment

Its amazing how the Victorian team and Storm customers in the NRL don't complain about the NRL like interstaters complain about the AFl. They don't complain about NSW/QLD bias, they don't make up bizarre conspiracies of rigging by NSW nor do they complain the grand final is held in Sydney

lol

>>150781693
nice strawman

>>150781693
I do all those things
What now

Yes the Victorian born and bred nrl customer.

>>150781765
They exist, rugby is played locally across the state

I'm a dead set piece of shit

>>150781418
>a day
>In the 2023 season
idgaf but l2read

He doesn't know what born and bred means...

>>150781765
reminds me of how swans customers are basically just rich cunt union fans who swap in and out depending on how the wallabies are doing

>>150780084
Mixed souvlaki

>>150781693
queenslanders have a chip on their shoulder about nsw bias in the nrl actually, the whole cope of state of origin is over the fact that the nsw team wiped the floor with the qld team 90% of the time until state of origin (stolen from the afl btw) became a thing. in fact some people reckon the reason the storm ate so much shit when they cheated the salary cap was because it wasn't a nsw-based franchise. prictorians would have the same cope if anyone actually watched nrl down there, but they don't.

>>150781824
applied for burning your membership card yet stavros

>>150781844
Qlders also have a chip on their shoulder in AFL as well. So there's a clear pattern here that has to do with the state rather than the sport itself..........

>>150781824
got a sister or cousin i can marry, mihalis?

ney wots goin on lol

>>150781872
no but steven souvlakai

>>150781880
hmm... something different about this poster...

Got a quarter kilo pre marinated reshmi tikka kebab for 50 rupees

You marmite monkeys will never know the feels

>>150781880
why is kath wearing a mans suit

>>150781903
do not redeem saar

Do you blokes ever wonder what sex feels like

>>150781863
nobody really cares about afl here, im just here till the Lions stop playing well tb h

>>150781918
no but steven copulate

>>150781903
In the tiny chance you're not a proxy, what is the food saftey like in India?

This finals series has been very underwhelming thus far

I don't know. I mean I'm dead

**not dead

Its pretty pointless to watch any games prior to preliminary finals

nick daicos lol

FUCK YOU WILL

There are genuinelly some scary looking cunts on Grindr.
I'm talking look like they were in prison.

>>150781935
it's soo silly. no one cares about nrl in brisbane unless they're a burnt out hexagenarian, all the young "supporters" constantly show they don't follow the league and simply use it as an excuse to flood into the cbd for dogshit coke and cheap strippers to make their bleak empty small lives seem big important and classy. clearly has never actually hung around caxton or pulled beers as a kid at suncorp.

>>150782035
I bet, probably plenty of meth cunts on there

I'm a real dandy. I do my best to keep myself thin, effeminate and beardless

>>150781935
>>150782056
t. has never left melbourne

>>150782078
im born and breed brisbane
you dont like the change because it scares you

>muh dawn and bread and butter
ywnbaw "madeleine"

>>150782077
Tips on staying thin?

>>150782078
had to put up with braindead league spastics for years to put myself through uni mate. you can't fool anyone who has seen how apathetic cunts are towards league itself in comparison to bundy and blow. get a clue.

i once fingered hex in a rockhampton nightclub

I'm scared of homosexuals

>he seriously thinks blokes are jacking off over waimaituvaloshlomo on site monday mornings in God's Own Country
sydneysiders are sad

>>150782098
run and eat healthy food

>he was mad he couldn't watch the news
>even though its on 4 different channels at the same time
>he was mad that he couldn't watch the news on his favourite channel

If someone tried to fuck with me on the footy field I would punt him in the fuckin head

Why does nrl live so rent-free here, just watch the footy

what fucking news
i didn't miss a happening since le goyberg got capped did i

im angry and hateful

we know, nrlsperg

>>150782183
applied for a new report yet commiepoof

I'm going absolutely nowhere in life

>stop drinking
>binge eating and porn abuse go up
Fuck

>>150781693
they do all those things

>>150782238
any porn recs?

>>150781541
i hope nobody gave ella a titty twister

>>150782147
lol
lmao

there are no aflw players over a 6/10

>>150782320
false

>>150782252
no but steven rotate iykwim haha

>>150782100
i wonder if victorians genuinely believe this

Do you blokes like muscular women?

I prefer men (and having sex with them)

where did you guys go?
talk me off the ledge, it's sunday night

>>150782100
i am victorian and i genuinely believe this

Shitbane finna get absolutely fuckin arseraped on saturday

poo then bath time

>>150783011
Nah they'll probably win

>>150783011
Just like how shitbane were going to struggle against gc yesterday...right?

>>150783137
No, I have a brain so I knew brisbane would brutalise gc

>>150783163
show us where you said that

Hoping for a hawks bane grand final.

>>150783363
same but only because my ex goes for the hawks and I wanna see us thrash them

>>150783363
peak soulless

>>150783458
more like peak SOVL

hawthorn are the only not-awful result

Penises have literally been inside my mouth before

NONCES GET THE BULLET!!

corrr

iggs

>>150784159
'sp

>>150784192
thug life

what you blokes doing?
i just watchin some womans wrestling

Normally I would say but the glowing from this site makes me think differently. I'm drinking nonetheless.

>>150784513
watched world athletics. whitey btfod all the darkies in the 10k

athletics is shit. just regular sport but they took all the good parts out

>listening while boomers try to explain "groyper memes" to you
just 2025 things

for me it's women pole vault

>>150784513
im watching Superman (2025)

>>150784606
Athletics is good

i love the afl and getting fucked in the arse by other blokes

superman is the gayest superhero

>>150784775
nick, how are you?

>>150784775
only the latter part is true nrlsperg

i hate the afl
worst thing that happened to footy was the birth of the afl

so they're doing a state of origin match between vic and wa in the pre season? wow thats really exciting

>>150784902
>nrlsperg
he doesn't exist, spergcunt

>>150784957
only in your mind

Can we seriously move to 8c han

Entrap more people there? or just groom them?

you only want to go to 8 chong so you can finally reveal that you are mr cruel without legal repercussions

>>150781576
>Having a Lambo for daily use
Utterly retarded.

>>150787044
You think the mask would come off?

>>150787217
Gotta protect your brand just ask pretracca. Not a team sport anymore, not the fun sport you played as a kid it's all about sponsors and setting up life after footy now.

>>150787217
probably a urus aka. audi with a fancy peacock body

>>150775703
The drop off happen the literal next week after they (with 14 wins) had qualified for finals. Ramped up training loads and started tinkering with their structure to fine tune things.

The unfortunate problem is that the seasons was split into 2 very clear brackets of good and shit teams which lead to everyone of the good teams being around the same number of wins, inflating the total required to qualify an oddity.

I'm sure if they had their time again, knowing what we know now, they would have delayed it by a week or two. Still flag favourites by far.

IT'S COLLINGWOODS TO LOSE!!!!!

I will not play for Fremantle you can't make me.

Up and At Em!!!

Indeed

Up and at 'em

Who are the good guys

Good morning alf

>>150803908
bane

>>150804059
Kek

Miss when Dan Murphy's had the 500ml imported stella's.

any of you guys ever jerk off at work?

BRONCGODS

The real finals start this week

>>150803908
lions

I haven't watched a single finals game. I just don't care if my team isn't involved

>>150807590
your team must be fucking useless then

>>150807613
Not at all

I couldn't give a cunting arsefuck about State of origin

Queensland Police Acting Deputy Commissioner Mark Kelly said officers received reports that a man in the crowd, believed to be a ticket holder, made a Nazi salute at the Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns game at the Gabba.

The 39-year-old Pratten man has been charged with one count of public display of giving a Nazi salute.

Matthew Lloyd says Bombers should let Merrett go

what are hawthorn going to give up for merrett?
it would have to be a good offer

Morning darkies

morning jewish bioweapon

Aha

I filled a bag up with trash, affixed a cross logo to it, and posted it to a colleague in Adelaide.
I would've sent them something for port as well, but unfortunately I'd already flushed it.

>>150808931
crows*

your 2026 essendon captain, mason redman

>>150807995
>The 39-year-old Pratten man has been charged with one count of public display of giving a Nazi salute.
Good

>>150808951
It's funnier with the cross logo.

>>150808236
Groundbreaking post mate, got any other profound statements to make?

Bloody windy here innit

Yeh m8 dark in here
I feel like we live in same country

of all teams, i hate melbourne the most

>>150810373
>reddit
back you go

can i do the salute dressed as a roman? it's a roman salute
roman soldier motifs would be a pretty cool mascot/aesthetic for an afl team

>>150809833
I was going to make a bespoke meme of a crow flying into a rubbish bin halfway up a ship's mast and call it "the Adelaide Crows nest" but I couldn't be bothered

>>150810447
At least you were going to make it and not make further ai garbage

>>150810474
>you were going to make it
Yeah. Kinda like how the Crows were going to make the prelim if they didn't get btfo by the 8th place team in front of a packed Adelaide Oval

>>150810519
who's >your team ?

>>150810100
remember when he applied for the iggs job and then nearly died kek

>>150782471
Chad Korn's or something to do with the Award night tomorrow ?

got to laugh at bigboomer. they just spent a few thousand posts tap dancing on kirk's dead body but now it's a antifa troon fucker they have switched to "umm this happened in america... sooooo why do people care???". and of course MUH GUNS!!!!

football?

>>150810058
im not your mate

>>150807995
What a dickhead. Glad the AFL banned him, we don’t need fans like that

>>150810764
what about it?

wish this rain would fuckoffski

>he doesn't like rain
post quran

we have a major budget deficit that needs to be carefully looked at

>>150810943
i want to go for a walk. barely moved over the weekeend.

>Be an annoying faggot that keeps interrupting and asking inane questions
>Coach asks an official why the annoying faggot is there?
>Person who let him in starts crying
>Annoying faggot says he's getting hated on for being blind
Geelong need to fold.

>>150810769
Get fucked

>>150811000
wtf are you on about

love youse all hey

>>150811199
thx

yeah or nah

need a latina gf

>>150811220
Based Rowell as the ruck

>>150810753
finna be chortling when their super "mysteriously" disappears in a year or three and their house loses half its paper value

new
>>150799351

>>150811156
Last week there was all the issue with Bailey Smith "blowing up" at a reporter and "abusing her" (told her she was doing a shit job) when she took pictures of him getting a rub down on the massage table at training.

At the end of that, when someone sent a text message apology from him, it came out that Chris Scott had berated an AFL junior staffer lady and made her cry over her letting a certain (accredited) journalist into the post game press conference. He had also apologised to her on the same day.

It is now being reported that the journalist in question that Chris Scott had an issue with is some blind guy.
The blind guy was also left rattled with a run in with Brad Scott last year where Brad Scott asked him "Is that a statement or a question?"

The rot runs deep at Geelong.

>>150811249
got me again haha! classic stitchup!

>>150811249
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150811220
This team wouldn't even make the 8

>>150811239
yea, that will definitely happen...

any chance of this wind fucking off

not until mother nature finishes blowing me

remember when that historical gangrape of a player at geelong was memoryholed?

Remember how geelong played a bunch of bottom 6 teams at home in the last 8 weeks of the season

>>150811220
it's in wa they are definitely naming harley and andy brayshaw

ACTUAL NEW
>>150799351
>>150799351
>>150799351

Max Basheer died

who

>>150811325
got me again! haha!

Max Basheer

>>150811220
it's okay
>>150811317
based if true
i wonder if some teams will say they don't want their players to do it as well or if they won't have a choice

Max Rafeek Basheer AM (9 May 1927 – 15 September 2025) was an Australian administrator with the South Australian National Football League (SANFL). He was involved in a number of key decisions affecting the SANFL from the 1970s to the 1990s, ultimately leading to the inclusion of two South Australian sides in the Australian Football League (AFL).

Basheer's administrative football career began in 1954 when he served as an honorary solicitor to the South Australian Amateur Football League and as a commissioner to the league's tribunal.[citation needed]

During his time contributing to the sport, Basheer served as vice president and president of the South Australian National Football League from 1967 to 2003. This was a period in which, over and above the usual administrative tasks, he oversaw:

the building of Football Park in Adelaide;[2]
the installation of lights to the stadium[3] – which took 6 and a half years and involved a Royal Commission; and
the introduction of South Australia's two AFL teams, Adelaide and Port Adelaide.[2]

three lines or fewer

imagine if i had i a sexy gf

>>150811368
Reading more than 3 lines isn't that difficult

Four lines or greater please

new

>>150811452
>>150811452
>>150811452

>>150811271
nah you're right, we're on an extremely sustainable path with a lot of cashed up influential allies to help

>>150811325
>>150811249
sad little thread, I can see why you always shill them here!