Thread 150769166

no threepeat?

>>150769166 (OP)
Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately. Thanks you Jerry.

*enters thread*
sup gaylords

>>150769211
HOW CAN HE SLAP??!?!??

If you really hate anime what team should you root for

Stop making fun of Caleb

Are you guys ready for God’s football team, on account of Chicago producing a pope, to play tomorrow?

>>150769166 (OP)
>Unity!~

>>150769248
kek the colts are going to get destroyed the rest of the season aren't they?

>>150769279
I agree, let him make fun of himself

>>150769273
Idk. Eagles here and I don’t like anime but I don’t HATE it. I just never watch any of it because it’s all pretty terrible and doesn’t appeal to me.

>>150769285
their schedule really isn't that bad. I can easily seem them being around .500

>>150769303
what in the ai fuck?

>>150769344
It's what happens when you jus CAINT

Patty LAVON Cuckitini

>>150769342
Oh I agree just saying it reminds me of the Phins and phins fanbase post 70 in denver.
That was the worst thing to happen to mcdaniels
>they still should've went for the record btw.

*ahem*

>>150769383
oh well I definitely don' tthink they'll look like they did lol, unless danny dimes is actually elite

>>150769344
>>150769303
You ever see the videos of the firefighters putting the kids back into the burning buildings. Lmao it’s always funny when people don’t realize it’s reversed

>>150769360
he's so sad

>kiwibitch spamming gayleb to cope with his niggerbirds continuing to collapse year in and year out
kwabby

>>150769406
kek
you just have to double check with caleb

>>150769395
>not realizing you pissed Hurts off
lol

>>150769436
i dont care about previous games. they don't matter anymore

>>150769329
That never happened. You generated that using AI.

>>150769329
Chicago has still not recovered

>>150769461
real picrelated energy

>>150769461
zest

>>150769501
It takes a minimum of 5 years to recover from that. Players have a decade long career hoping and trying to avoid that happening even once.

>>150769436
1-1

>>150769445
well that, and the fact that he doesn't have a single friend, much less a romantic interest to spend any time with so he posts here obsessively for any attention he can get. Can you imagine it - day in and day out being such a pathetic waste of oxygen that you do nothing of note except repeatedly get banned for obnoxious behavior online, and then when you look around at night and realize nobody on Earth wants to be with you, you double down on being a retard ? I can't imagine being that retarded, but I guess kiwis are just a different species. I feel like even Blacks are smarter than that. And that's saying something, considering Lamar's IQ.

>>150769618
Yeah that's me as well.

>>150769618
he was quite literally raped & gaped in the sweltering summer of '17 down in nawlins after all, no wonder he has bpd episodes every other thread

>>150769766
>you got tape on that?

this strikes fear in the brady babies

>>150769618
Imagine typing all this out kek mindbroken by the kiwi?

>>150769571
I hate the Packers for losing to Chicago at the end of last season because if they had won, the Bears wouldn't have had a single win after that moment

>>150769883
>>150676498

bury my cock in her lol

>UMMMMMM ACKSHUALLY YOU DONT HAVE A SINGLE FRIEND

keeeeeeeek the headcanon go crazy cuhhhh SHEEEEEESH

Gotta enjoy and be grateful for the little things, guys.

>>150769916
KEK
kiwi gaped again by the ONLY

>>150769927
Goddamn

>>150769166 (OP)
K
W
A
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>>150769445
HE. IS. A. DETOILET. FAN.

Would it be a crime for Adam Vinatieri to be left out of the Hall of Fame?

My Rammies :)

>>150770069
Downvoted

>>150770049
someone else should win in a last min squeaker

>arch put up these stats against UTEP, a CUSA team that went 3-9 last season

is he the biggest nepo baby in football?

>>150769211
>start shit
>get hit
>cry to the refs

many such cases

>>150770005
>*Skyrim theme begins to play*

>>150770177
forgot my pic

>>150770177
Shadoodoo literally only started for 4 years in college due to his father being Head Coach. Arch may or may not be shit but he wasn't handed the starting job year 1 and his dad isn't Steve Sarkisian

>>150769211
the extra CTE wasn't even worth the yards since they lost anyway

>>150770190
webm
>>150770213
i'll see you in valhalla saar

If the Chiefs lose to the iggles I wanna see Drue Tranquil fight Chris Jones

>>150770288
>>150770259
God I wish this would happen every play until he's a hobbled broken mess that retires in 2 years.

>>150770388
Aren't you the anon who spent $6000 on a tooth last week? I swear I saw someone in a gamethread talk about it kek

>>150770447
… Why?

>>150770467
I wanna fuck you in the ass

>>150770550
Take Cobenfy

>>150769211
Wtf i love the chargers now

>>150770467
$9,000 actually

>>150770520
Because he is literally insane. I’m not joking
>>150770529
Flag on retard

>>150769883
Awww dang guys. I thought I had him, but he called me a silly word and posted a gif so I guess I lose. I wish my wife and kids and house and job and friends were enough to comfort me but I'll never measure up to the Jew-obsessed friendless schizo who obsesses over a sport they don't even play in his dumpster country. Truly this is a sad day for me :(

>>150769927
Surely you could post some proof of one of these friends then , right? I mean you must go out to a bar or something and hang out where you can't just be on here replying to every single post, 24/7...RIGHT?

oh wait...you CAN'T? you don't have a SINGLE shred of evidence that you have friends? girlfriends? anything worth living for except a banned tripcode? ohhhhhh nononononono

>>150770250
Are we really going to pretend like Shedeur was this god awful college QB? He was good in college and certainly infinitely better than what Colorado had before or now.

I talked to Tom Brady last night. He’s coming out of retirement to make this boring league interesting again

>>150770653
Owners aren't allowed to play

>>150770630
I genuinely don’t know when he sleeps

Get a room, fags

>>150770612
flag off

>>150770706
Yes, I see. Scared faggot

>>150770630
Holy kek you're melting down lmfao you expect me to show you photos of me with friends or my contacts list?Genuinely mentally ill

>>150770609
Nice. I've got a decent collection of miniatures and random jewelry I've bought while traveling. What got you into dinosaur teeth? You study Archeology or something?

>>150770736
We don't sign our posts here.

>>150770752
You are on here 24/7. You do not have a life. Shut the fuck up

They drafted me for QB guys, you're up next, what position are you playing? I need some big motherfuckers to block for me I'm 6'3 so I can throw over you.

Today, my mother verbatim said, "I don't know anything about the Saints, I just like tailgating. Fuck the Saints, I don't know anything about them." It took every fiber of my being to not get up and clock the living fuck out of her right there.

>>150770856
Your non existent mother is based and you're a gigantic faggot.

>>150770752
Honestly, I just needed decorations since my house is pretty bland. I've got a wide array of paintings, space memorabilia, ancient Greek and Roman items, coins, weapons, etc coming in.

>>150769883
>>150770760
Hopefully it’s perfectly clear to everyone itt that this loser really does flag hop now

>>150770809
I'm like 5'11 at best so I'm only good for a RB or a CB

>>150770630
Schizo melty?

>>150770881
>ANYONE WHO POSTS WEBMS ABOUT THE CHIEFS MUST BE THAT ONE FAGGOT FROM KIWIVILLE
trip on, bitchknees

>>150770752
sounds like deflecting. I can take a 360 photo of my room right now that would catch multiple other people and I have a ton of my family on my phone. it's weird how you can't post a single one and call it "mental illness" when any normal person with a life would say "okay sure no problem"

sounds like you might be a total fucking loser, my dude.

>>150770878
I'm coming for you next, bitch.

>>150770936
ok when I go left and then act like I'm gonna throw you run behind me and I hand you the ball before I die.

>>150770973
Nice Freudian slip but those aren’t Chiefs webms, retard

>>150770996
I'll be over here tailgating and you won't do shit

>>150769883
>>150770942

why are you double posting and using a VPN? no one else types "schizo melty" like a toddler here. we know its you. ironic you'd call anyone else a schizo when you're literally flag hopping as if we don't know you have no life and no friends lmao

>>150770936
You can be a WR too

>>150770879
Good stuff. If you can afford to spend that much on those things you must be pretty well off. Most of my disposable goes on my car and motorbike. Definitely want to travel this summer get some more jewelry

>>150771030
Yeah, you're right. I wouldn't do a fucking thing.

>>150770977
>might be
kek, he is.

>>150771013
>Freudian slip
I didn't talk about how you want to fuck your mother, bitch. Cry all night.

>>150771076
you mean your NEETbux because you don't have a job? because you're here 24/7 and you very obviously have no friends or family to spend money on? hahaha maybe take you car and motorcycle and drive them off a cliff. literally no one will miss you!

>>150771119
Yeah I’m the one crying lmao. Most pathetic retard alive

>>150771092
Well I mean you could come over and have a shot or two I got some whiskey that is pretty good. You like weed?

>>150769360
>>150769315
>>150769417
chicago really thought this soft faggot was going to turn their team around LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>Tyreek Hill is actually 5'8
Lol

>>150771148
Again anon we don't sign our posts here.
>>150771181
KEK this is why when rumors were going around about caleb going to the phins I'm like come on that is the one qb in the league that would be a downgrade
>>150771183
And still beats on women kek

>>150771148
im neither one of those anons but yeah you're crying like a little bitch t b q h

>>150771136
Not obsessed or mentally ill right?

>>150771230
is that the picture of you with your buddies at the bar? still waiting for proof that you're not a total fucking loser. I can't be arguing online with a guy who doesn't have a SINGLE FRIEND

I don’t even engage with the kiwi. To me it’s not even human. Not joking
I got tired of trying to make him feel shame months ago

>>150771230
normal, functional adults have images like that saved to their computer, right?

>>150771218
the kiwi is a faggot but that dude is somehow trying to one up him

>>150771267
im his friend!
>*Grabs u by the throat*
BACK OFF????

>>150771294
based, use this same energy for tripfags and trannies too, these niggers really think its preddit over here.

>>150771310
kiwi is a classic shitposting retard that 4chan was built upon. the guy actually upset by him is a redditor faggot crybaby lmao

>>150771355
shitposting is supposed to be funny at least once a day though.

What team should I root for? I really like anime and really hate Latinx folx.

>>150771373
Nebraska Cornhuskers

>>150771307
Bro you're obsessed with me. If you think having soijaks saved is the equivalent or worse than you melting down and obsessing over me than you've completely lost the plot. You should go to church sometime. Genuinely

>>150771355
Who's upset? I just asked for proof that there is a single person alive who is glad he's alive and spends even a fraction of their time with him. So far, nothing. Why would I be upset? I'm better than him in every measurable way.

so far his only friend is this disobedient avocado
>>150771322

>>150771294
There are actually cuckolds on /nfl/ that respond to non-US flags? Couldn't be me

>>150771414
Nobody is “obsessed” with you retard, you’re just always here spamming the thread and nobody likes you

>>150771426
>Who's upset?
that would be you. this is anonymous and you're unironically asking another dude online to post proof he has friends? are you actually implying you're not severely gotten to right now?

>>150771414
Deflecting again. Prove you're not an alone loser. Posting stupid images is only reassuring me that you are even more pathetic irl than your online persona suggests.

>>150771175
I had a weed brownie before and I remember finding the most mundane things fascinating. I felt bad though because my sister made that using weed that our dad sold to her.

>>150771396
>cobsuckers
BUUUUUUUURRRRRRPP

>>150771481
>contemplating yourself

The kiwicel is just a normal shitposter and you’re acting like he raped your whole family before skinning them alive. Rent free.

>>150771472
This should be Anonymous but one little pathetic tripcuck insists on farming attention here. I'm giving him what he wants, eyes drawn to his existence. I'm just making sure he knows that he's an embarrassment to society since he wants my attention so bad. Clearly you do too. Should I start calling you "obsessed with me" for replying since you seem to think that behavior is appealing and warranted?

>>150771468
It wouldn’t even be as bad if he didn’t do the flag hopping samefagging and then spend the rest of the thread doing damage control lying about it and reporting everyone. He just takes over entire threads with his no life derangement, all day every day. If he was just a normal regular it wouldn’t be an issue

Chiefs are gonna be 0-2

I can’t stop thinking about New Zealand.

>>150771538
Hell yeah when you really think about the Kiwi is a hero. I’d even suck his cock

>>150771538
seriously lol. at least he's posting football related shit, like what the hell is this redditor's problem?

>>150771556
Hes not a good qb or leader

>>150771541
ok man, you're definitely not upset and gotten to. got it.

>>150771556
>>150771578
uh oh dont let the kiwi see he might spam gayleb webms again

>>150771468
>Nobody is obsessed with you

The dude posting itt clearly is. He's probably the same guy as pic related who had a meltdown because I went 13 hours without posting a couple weeks ago. He then accused me of having New Zealand newspapers shipped to America. Another spastic wrote a 5000 word essay about me and posted the mega link in the general. There's some serious mental illness going on and it's definitely not me

>>150771598
>lameme
kek

>>150771613
HUGE fan of the kiwi here

>>150771577
Devoting this much mental energy to a man you will never meet in your entire life is literally gayer than sucking cock. You’ve allowed him complete dominion over your mind. Mentally dominated by another man.

I want bradysknee and kiwimanlet to invite me to their discord chat. I want to highjack nfl generals and evade bans too

Kiwi this bussy

>>150771639
Yeah dude everyone is mentally ill instead of you being a retard incapable of doing what you’re trying to do and everyone can see it

someone post the derrick henry fumble

>>150771445
based.
>>150771516
he said he liked anime a lot.

>>150771613
What a brilliant and thoughtful post. Clearly you have proven to be smarter than me at every turn. I am defeated and ashamed. Now you and all these other mysterious US flags doing damage control for kiwi can go back to your circle jerk while I wait for kiwi to show me a simple picture of him next to another human. It's so weird that he won't just do it so I'll go away. It's so much work to do all this deflecting using multiple flags than just admit he doesn't have one, don't you think? But what do I know, I'm a mindbroken obsessed redditor.

Kiwi Defense Force goes hard

>>150771041
SCHIZO ALERT

>>150771724
you have no self-awareness whatsoever lmao

>Schizo Alert!
>pennjilette.jpg

BUSSY ALERT

my favorite webbum of all time

>>150771799
Seems to me that I'm the only one here who does. You're simping for a ban evading shitposter. I'm just making an observation that he's a pathetic fucking loser and waiting to be proved wrong, which no one seems to want to do. But here you are, still arguing with me as if it somehow helps your case.

I miss this motherfucker like you wouldn't believe :(

>this thread
muttdickrider vs bradydickrider wasn't so bad afterall

>>150771724
>I'm a mindbroken obsessed redditor.

Yea we can tell kek

>>150771850
he just posted a few webms and you went nuclear. i haven't been here in a few months but im aware he's a chronic shitposter. but he generally keeps it to football unless you guys set him off.

>>150771881
Is that finally a picture of you out to eat with all your friends and loved ones around?

This can end any time. Literally all you have to do is type "not a single person alive wants to be in a photograph with me in public" and I'll leave.

>>150770809
nah, i'd be locker room cancer and get "hurt" every week like austin jackson

>>150771885
not nearly enough mutt damage. here, take this one fren.

>>150771890
Oh my god retard you’re so stupid shut the fuck up. You lost a long time ago

>>150771920
Bro I'm not posting a photo of my face or any of my friends faces. You've completely lost the plot and would simply stalk me more then try and find a Facebook account that matched the photos. You're mentally ill and you can't even admit it to yourself

>>150771986
take a breath and get off the internet man lmao

Jared Goff, or "The GOAT" as I like to call him

>>150771920
Hey, retard. If you haven't figured it out by now, kiwi has the same brain as a woman. If you don't engage xim and the other triptroons, they'll literally kill themselves from attention deficiency. Now quit being a bitch and talk some football.

>hey bro just post a picture of yourself with ID in hand, your SSN, bank account number and home address and I'll go away and admit defeat

DEFINITELY not gotten to, no sir.

>>150771903
yea
>>150771929
kek I joked about this to a friend but I'd get "hurt" at practice, end up on IR, then get 3 years out of the deal at min pay because i always show up and joke around etc so they don't wanna get rid of me
>he's great for morale and we pay him the league min, we've had 3 trade offers this month already

>>150772009
I like to call him Jerd Goof

>>150772006
>Haha lmao

You’ve been crying for half an hour, take your owm advice

take this bussy

>>150772002
You're still deflecting. You post your bare ass to /soc/ and it's not a problem. I'm not asking for your driver's license and address, I'm asking for a photo of you next to a human being having a good time and acknowledging your personal relationship. You make it sound like it's really scary and difficult which is odd because I'm very willing to do it myself. Seems super odd that you're so afraid to do this when you love the attention your gay tripcode brings. What's the deal?

>>150772082
how am I crying, exactly?

>>150771986
>You lost
...oh no
>>150772082
>You’ve been crying
...no no no...
he's become what he hates, he is the kiwi now

Saturday night /NFL/ is off the rails

>>150772002
>>150772047

now THIS is some schizo flag hopping

>>150772127
nope im posting the anti-lameme webbums

>>150772095
>I'm very willing to do it myself

Why do I care if you'd post a photo of yourself? I don't want to see some mentally ill mutt. You're completely crashing out acting like I owe you "evidence" of my life. Nobody itt owes you anything. Mentally ill narcissistic lunatic

>>150772148
He's got a point though. If you post a pic of your bare asshole, we will cease this madness.

>>150772106
i genuinely don't even know what i lost or how im crying im so confused. dude is truly mentally ill. at least i know kiwi is a shitposting retard and doesn't take anything here seriously. this guy is actually fucked up.

>>150772146
I still think Lameme can pull out an owl win but holy shit how can you throw that

>>150772148
>mentally ill narcissistic lunatic

bold words coming from a guy who can't post without a tripcode

just admit you don't have one. just admit you have no friends and no life. type the words and then go back to pretending like all your friends are here who want to hear your opinion about football. why is it hard to do that?

>>150772197
clearly your gaped bootyhole from how owned you are duh

>>150772148
Remember in one of your many Da Flu threads under an American flag cheekily titled “Apparently I’m Australian” because everyone gets on your ass about this every day, when an anon asked you and the OP, who were both present, for a timestamped hand, to prove you were different people once and for all, and you went from being a reply guy to completely ducking him and reporting all his posts until he got banned?
Weird haha

>>150772223
the ravens are not winning another owl with harbaugh

At first, I no care much for kiwicel. But now I see how much he make >>150772228 seethe, I deverop respect for him.

>>150772228
What tripcode am I using right now? Do you actually know what a tripcode is?

>>150772260
Shut up, Khan

>>150772260
kek

>>150772223
>holy shit how can you throw that
When you get pressured, it can fuck up your judgement because you want to get rid of the ball and rush your decision making. The same kind of thing happened to Tom Brady when you rushed him from the interior.

>>150772260
*sniffs* laotian

>have to deal with mutt vs brady faggotry shitting up the off-season threads
>have to deal kiwi TMZ shitting up the regular season threads
we stay losing, /nfl/bros

>>150772314
You make every thread about yourself anyway, the best priority of the general is to chase you off

AHHHH AHHHHHHH

I CAN'T HELP MYSELF

I'M TRIPCODINNNNGGGGG

>Getting assblasted by the kiwifag
There's these things called filters if it upsets you so much

>>150772384
HUGE fan

@150772348
I toggled my vpn again, what are you gonna about it? Gonna report me again? HAHAHAHAHA. Bradysknee will just bail me out again

Alright anon if you really want it here's a picture of me with one of my friends

How do I look?

>>150772242
>*ducks again*

My Pats going to bootyblast the Shitphins

>>150772405
Caleb would do something to you....

Genuinely how does one let a random 4chan anonymous shitposter live in their head rent free like this?

>>150772443
No.. they aren't. The patriots are going to "win" but both teams will lose.

fuck the pats fuck the jetes fuck the bills

>>150772446
I blame zoomers. Millenials and Gen Xers used this website anonymously for decades without any problem, but this new generation just can not fucking handle anonymity.

>>150772355
Going off the rails a little here champ. Are you...mindbroken? Feeling a little...melty, perhaps?

Just write the words "I have no friends in real life." Surely they don't mean anything and it'll make me go away. Why is this so hard for you?

>>150772494
Kys

>>150772446
didn't get the chance to gape kiwi's bussy in new orleans like the rest of us

How does one get mind raped by kiwicel so badly?
Couldn't ever be me.

>>150772384
>jimmies rustled
Kiwi doesn't assblast anyone. It just rustles jimmies. Use your words correctly

>>150772536
Kys

>>150772032
should be pinned to every genny

>>150772553
Youre seeing ghosts Darnold.

>>150772564
Kys

>>150772563
nah this should >>150676498

>Kiwi, the mugged and raped kwab takes his anger out on /sp/ daily
>Schizo Ghostbitch loses his mind over it

I just want to be racist about meme QBs and talk ball for gods sake!

>>150772652
uhm if you wanna do a heckin' racism you better post a picture of yourself and all your acquaintances so i can post them on xitter and reddit and get your entire life cancelled

is he right?

>>150772687
>Drayboon Green
Yeah I dont care what some monkey dunk jungle jammer has to say about Football.

>>150772751
meant for >>150772681

>>150772687
god you're a sad little man aren't you?

>>150772795
Because I’m glad Bust Shitmmons is getting his just desserts or because you think I’m the kiwi?

>>150772678
I don't have other social media but it's funny the mental gymnastics some US fag who's totally not kiwi on a trip is going through to justify defending his cuckbuddy. They guy is clearly a fucking loser. He has no friends, so there's no one to report or stalk or whatever made up shit you're boiling about. You know I can go on Facebook right now and look up millions of people with names posted right now and I can't do anything because it's not a crime to have a picture online? But for some reason an attention-obsessed faggot on here is afraid to post a picture with a buddy in a random bar in New Zealand because....? He's literally posted his nude ass here on /soc/ before. He's not afraid of me. He just literally doesn't have a fucking photo. The longer you drag this out the funnier it is for me, the dip shit soijack schizo on here is trying to claim some kind of moral high ground against me.

>>150772652
>>150772678
How much longer are you intending to cry? Just so I know when to come back

>>150772825
Nah because you're responding in general and making up gay ass names as an adult.

>>150772681
No. He’d have a ring by now if it weren’t for Mahomes. Once the Chiefs have a down year, which is probably this year, he’ll beat anyone else on his way to a ring

>>150772854
Sorry I’ll try to respond more specifically in the future, fag

>>150772848
Okay lil bro if you REALLY want an actual picture that bad here it is

How do I look?

>>150772852
>Unironically getting ran out of /sp/ by Kiwicel
Holy fuck dude, get a grip lmao. L2Filter

>>150772882
That would be true if the Kangz didn't just begin the dynasty.

>>150772912
you look like you really really like women

>>150772894
Good even though I know you're lying and can't help yourself from being a total fuckwad.

>>150772919
Or you could just stop crying
We can’t filter you by the way, stop acting like we don’t all know you flag hop

Schizobitch is NOT doing well

>>150772852
Never, leave forever.
>>150772848
Kiwi's a retard but you're unironically obssessed so he wins this one, unfortunately.

>>150772912
fag on the play

Whoops!! That was the wrong one haha here's the real picture of me

How do I look?

>>150772972
This whole “insult him but take his side to seem more credible” isn’t as clever as you think it is, I keep telling you, you are literally retarded. Stop trying
And as you’ve already been told, stop claiming everyone is “obsessed” with you, we just want you to shut the fuck up

>>150773003
Log off bro you are mindraped

>>150772943
What? I wasnt being serious you idiot I was making fun of you. What the fuck does “because you’re responding in general” mean anyway? That was the joke. “I’ll try to reply more specifically” get it yet idiot?

>>150772912
If you don't want to post, just say that you don't have one. Just admit to being the embarrassment that everyone hear knows you are. I want to hear it from your lips, that you have some tiny shred of self awareness that you are pathetic and you choose to be here every day instead of being a better human. Please give me this so I can go to bed smug. Is that so hard?

how can you hear something from someone's lips on the internet anonymously we're typing

>>150773025
Just stop

Ill admit, this whole thing has been a clear story win for Kiwibitch

>>150773051
bitch quit talkin so loud

>>150773078
>Giving the kiwi a rebound win after he kwab'd himself hard with the Bills game
That's some sorry shit right there

>>150773078
>>150773065
>>150773051
>>150773025
>>150773003
all me (the kiwi) on multiple VPNs and devices, btw

>>150773078
now that you say it like that you make me think he's schizoposting under a usa flag to himself...

>>150773108
>>150773078

>>150773157
No please, I'm not the kiwi. You have to believe in your heart that I'm not that fag

His ass is stinging so hard after this one that he’s clearly gonna be crying for the rest of the night, usually the whole thread doesn’t tell him to fuck off and he can samefag up a sufficient defense force. This one was a rough L and he’s not going to shut the fuck up about it for a long time

Im the kiwi

How many moments of silence for Charlie Kirk will we have to put up with tomorrow?

>>150773183
This isn't helping... now it feels like some massive conspiracy to make people think the kiwi isn't retarded.

Debating if I should stay up and drink beers play vidya or go to bed. First reply is what I’ll do

>>150773245
Hopefully none. They didn't say a peep about the school shooting.

>>150773297
Stay up
Drink beers
Play Vidya
Suck dick

>>150773297
charlie Kirk the kiwi and then yourself

Alright I've cracked a bottle and I'm done toying with the spastic. What should I play from pic related?

>>150773315
Even when he tried to defend himself he can’t help but admit he’s retarded lmao
>Yeah the kiwi is a fucking retard BUT

lmao

>>150773297
Play vidya. Weekend is too short, you'll have to go back to work soon.

The kiwicel and the retard a-logging him are the same person. At least I hope.

>>150773349
what?

>Schizobitch sees shitposting on 4chan of all places
>Becomes enraged
>Gets mindraped by VPN usage
>Everyone is now an enemy, while lashing out at shadows

Holy fuck man. This place and its posters arnt that serious, Its just banter. Get a grip.

>>150773345
>riot client

lmao kiwi is willing to install root level spyware but not show a picture. post your elo then faggot.

>>150773345
kek that is some finely crafted bait for a tranny

Told you. The crying will not stop all night

>Laugh at the kiwi
>Guaranteed American flag response

Lmao

>literally has meltdown for hours and hours
>bunch of anons call him a retard for sperging out
>"n-n-no you guys are crying, not me!!"

my refs are gonna bootyblast your team tomorrow

>>150773223
I’m the kiwi

>>150773345
I'd try Fire Fox, seems like there's some fun bantz there

>>150773500
Retard

I'm the kiwi

>>150773524
They always do

>>150773345
>google chrome
i seriously hope you guys don't use this. It automatically downloads every image on your screen, which means that if you're on /sp/ while a certain South American poster is spamming his shit, you can say bye to your bussy because it's going in prison.

I'm the kiwi

>>150773500
>bunch of anons
god you are such a pathetic faggot

>>150773345
no roblox?

>>150773615
i know man everyone's your boogeyman now log off, get some water, and go to bed. you're cranky.

Kirk Cousins got shot?

>>150773646
not after the incident with the youtuber

>>150773660
You can’t just stop huh. So invested in the kiwi’s cause that you simply MUST reply every time. Absolute retard

>>150773674
i don't give a SHIT about him you're just pathetic as fuck

>>150773674
stop feeding him

>>150773735
You don’t give a SHIT, yet merely insulting “him” gets you all riled up in his defense every time, with literally nothing to say but “n-no you!!”
Only you are this retarded to think nobody knows what you’re doing, fucking idiot

>>150773826
post your wife and children right NOW

>>150773854
Retard

Does anyone honestly believe the Texans are going to win on Monday?

>>150773001
>How do I look?

Like you better beat the fucking Bears tomorrow or I'll be supremely pissed!

>>150774061
Not really lol

>jalen hurts is a better QB than aaron rodgers because he has more super bowl appearances

true or false?

>>150774061
now that you said this? Yes, kinda.

>>150772681
literally who

>>150774238
false, jalen hurts doesn't like women as much as aaron

>>150774061
I have the Bucs winning but I'm somewhat of a nigger retard and can't stop picking road underdogs

>>150772882
The Chiefs weren't even good last year lmao and he still couldn't get past them

>>150774238
anyone who thinks that's true is either a troll, a retard, or an iggles fan

>>150774324
because the refs bailed out the choofs in the AFCCG

>>150774344
>>150774238
Hurts is better. Rodgers peaked hard for a couple years and was the best thrower of the ball of all time, but there’s more t position than that. Hurts is a winner and a more consistent performer even if his arm is worse.

>>150774238
You can’t really compare them yet. One guy has been in the NFL fifteen years longer than the other. You can’t compare the totality of their legacies yet and you really can’t even compare their peak skill levels either because we don’t even know that

>>150774238
If you think this is true then you're insane. In fact you're insane for even facetiously posing this question.

>>150774486
You lost

Week 2 is so good.

>>150774417
Let's be real. Hurts is a RB compared to Aaron Rodgers.

>>150774490
>oh say can you s-ACK

Aaron Rodgers is the best thrower I've ever seen desu. Not just the raw talent but he was also incredibly precise using it.

>>150774519
why the FUCK are there two monday night games and why do they start an hour from each other?

>>150774563
Humiliation ritual.

>>150774620
they start 3 hours apart what are you on about?

>>150774563
Kaepernick should've done this kek the media melty would've been way funnier

>Bo Nix TD
>dog stands up and barks "White Power"

>>150774620
real question is why are there thursday or monday night games at all

Caleb Williams is a faggot.

>Blo Dix TD
>to the other team
>he begins breaking down and crying on the middle of the field
>Sean Payton walks over, takes his duck out, and starts facefucking him
Love to see it.

>>150774620
>>150774846
besides money obviously

>>150774660
Kapernick is a bulbasaur chud

kek

Starting to get extremely upset.

.....due to bussy withdrawals.

>>150769232
mahomesian

>>150769232
DELET THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

>>150774891
Mo Pix is the new Pua

Spot the difference

>>150773403
Generally VPN users are highly willing to samefag. When it's a proxy namefag there's a greater than 70% chance anyone cosigning them is just them, and the other 30% are subhumans whose opinion is irrelevant

Apparently Arch was shit again today

>>150773500
>bunch of anons
Lol. You're so transparent

How are people still doubting Bo Nix in the year 2025

>>150775441
Throw Pix is better unironically. He's almost white.

>>150775487
Bo Nix doesn’t sound like a white qb name.

>>150775487
He has thrown more interceptions than TDs this year.
Duh

>>150770809
I'm 6'1 190. Maybe I can play free safety if I start a roid cycle?

>>150775802
Ok you stand in front of me and say weird fucking shit to anyone on the other team you can make eye contact with. I think we have something going here now between us anons.

>>150775914
Sure I'll just start rambling about Tartaria and flat earth and shit. That'll confuse the shit out of them.

>>150775977
How pale are you? Maybe start acting like a black israelite if you're white. Will freak the hood rats out.

>>150776035
Whitest man in Maryland. Tbh it would be hilarious to psyop your opponents by talking about the craziest conspiracy theories you can think of... maybe it's just me.

>>150772228
What a mentally plonked individual.

>>150776121
No no I like it, it has merit.
>DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS AN ETHEREAL NETWORK ABOVE THE EARTH THAT WE CAN TAP INTO?
>*nog looks at you confused*
>IT IS CALLED THE AKASHIC RECORDS
>*he's now nervous*
>ACTIVATE YOUR PINEAL GLAND MOTHERFUCKER

my bakey :)

>>150770809
I'm 5 foot 8 and slow as shit, wtf do you want me to do?

>>150776395
Stand next to the guy yelling weird shit, when I run to the left and hand it off to the other anon, you run with me and we start yelling fake racial slurs.

>>150775447
You dont know that

The kiwi, the webm spammer and the mahomes schizo are the same poster. You can't fool me, the detoilet fan said so in his manifesto.

>>150769166 (OP)
>IMMEADIATELY looks to the reffies
coddled faggots.

the prophecy WILL come true

>>150776605
>spammer
>still crying about NFL webms in the NFL thread
kwab

>>150776727
is this whitewashing?

>>150776727

Fuck, here comes the refball...

Jalen Hurts, Super Bowl MVP

>>150776727
>27

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150776826
check better clear

>Colin Cowherd: "Best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/bl-p7wc3yFw
>Mike Greenberg: "Patrick Mahomes is the best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/jlPYMOx9P0U
>Sean Payton: "He's the best"
https://youtu.be/WALjBgR4KPw&t=1046
>Chris Simms: "I think he's the greatest thing I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/6SpbaZku6wk?t=50
>Jimmy Johnson: "Greatest QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/D7jS4ZHDl3s?t=132
>Dan Orlovsky: "Best player I've ever witnessed play this game"
https://youtu.be/o5cKaIowtS0
>Rex Ryan: "The most talented QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/vj6TJhkSckY?t=40
>Chris Russo: "The best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/EmdobsZwUUk?t=6
>Chris Broussard: "He's the best QB ever"
https://youtu.be/xNPaJf8i33s?t=26
>Max Kellerman: "The best player to ever live"
https://youtu.be/0RNs-F8HzLs?t=12

more like 6 7
m i rite guyz?

>>150776727
>manlover
>beating the iggles
kek

>>150776893
KEK THOSE FIRST TWO

mahomes isn't even playing at a top 5 level the past 3 seasons if we're being honest with ourselves

>>150776893
Only QB in NFL HISTORY to ever throw a game-losing interception to a White CB who was playing in his first Super Bowl also on his birthday

>>150777003

He's been very 'late 2010's rodgers', where he obviously isn't playing as well as people are used to but nobody says shit because there's no talent around him and even with the dropoff he's still irreplaceable.

>>150777124
Fair assessment.

>>150777193
>he gots da brain damage n shiet

>>150776893
The statmutt lives

>>150777246
oh, look, i guess it has been 3 days...

>>150777217
>What I never had any.. huh? What were we talking about?

>>150776520
Duh. Not like there's a scientific study on the subject. It's called logic.
People with a higher ability to successfully do a thing are more likely to do it. People with such attention seeking habits as tripfagging (or by proxy) are also more likely to abuse systems to aggrandize themselves and protect their fragile egos. Add to that the unliklihood that any rational being would ever agree with these lowlives, this makes a perfect storm of circumstances that make the pattern highly predictable.

>>150777468
There is no way for you to know that

If you really believe in Mahomes then you are patiently waiting to post 8>7. Any posts now are simply an admission of doubt.

>>150777546
There is no way for you to know ball

>>150777546
Of course there is. There was a scientific study about faggots and their codependent relationships.

>>150777562
I doubt Andy Reid lasts that long

>>150777607
You were the subject of that study, I presume?

>>150777663
No, they only studied bottoms

>>150777677
You dont know that

>>150777718
Is this a new thing on /nfl/ where people are such drooling retards they just spam the same post ad nauseum or is it just one drooling retard?

>>150777718
There is know way for you to know bottoms

I am the kiwicel. Every American flag is me on a VPN. That lunatic who demanded to see your wife, children, and social security number? That was me, the kiwicel. This has been the greatest social experiment in /sp/ history. Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead.
No Americans are posting in the general dedicated to the discussion of American professional football.

>>150777762
BOILING

>>150777768
We know. The PSA was unnecessary

>>150777765
How smart guy?

>>150777834
do you really want to know

>>150777781
You have crabs?

>>150777859
Is it even possible at this point?

Good thing the Saints white QB isnt getting replaced by that scrub Arch Manning. Colts should draft him instead

>>150777883
fraid so

>>150777864
Hush now child

>>150777907
If the Phins were smart...

>>150777768
based

>>150777912
Hush little baby, don't say a word. Daddy is in charge now

>>150777768
'cado in the genny!!

>>150777925
>If the Phins were smart...
they would fire grier and mcdaniel right now before the game tomorrow and trade tyreek before the conduct review is over, find some sap for waller or cut him immediately, and beat tua with a sack of potatoes just for being a coconut.

>>150778045
I don't think coconut water is going to solve their problems. McDaniels isn't terrible, but he needs people to keep him on rails. They should def trade Tyreek and trade their #1 pick for a bunch more picks and rebuild their poverty team

You retards should be asleep instead of sperging about football. Church is tomorrow. Find God.

Cant wait to watch my team in my eel room

>>150778114
>McDaniels isn't terrible
Yes, yes he is. He's gotten worse with time not better.
And at this point I legit would fire tua and pay him out. I never would've drafted him though and that isn't hindsight. He was a broken retard in college.

>>150777907
>white
Whiter than you, Hans

Definitely gonna be riding the float tomorrow during the games and nobody will stop me cos I'll plonk them before they can even @ this bussy

>>150778121
God doesn't care about Church. God is all around you and in you, he rolled the ball and you should push it along his path. If you want to be close to God then do what is best for humanity, meaning you probably shouldn't waste precious braincells on football

>>150778195
God would much rather you have a personal connection to whats beyond and watch your team win/lose than listen to some retard preach about how to be the goodest goy for the government.

>>150778186
>white raiders fan
an easy giveaway that this is ai slop

>>150778151
>he's gotten worse with time
Hence needing to be kept on rails. Tua isn't elite, but he's good enough to win with and if they rebuild correctly they can carry his contract and contend in a few years.

>>150778227
Who said anything about the government weirdo?

>tua is good enough to win with
Retardation is winning in this thread.

>>150778292
He should've been the OC, now he should be fired. That is the only options.
>>150778326
Every faggot church in the usa for the last 100 years as ordered by their masters.

>>150778195
>>150778227
You sound like you live here. Why don't you ascend to my astral plane? The font of life is right next to (You)

>>150778409
Not the same person, stick to your containment thread >>150676498

Wasn't implying you were the same person retard I assumed I was talking to two people without a proper concept of God

holy fuck statmutt schizo isn't going to survive to the end of this season, is he?

/nfl/, should we stage an intervention? This is getting scary! He might try to pull a [NAME REDACTED BY MOSSAD FOR ISRAELI STATE INTEGRITY] on Tom Brady AKA the GOAT before the year is up. Yikes.

>>150778372
Tua ran a 2nd rank offense not long ago. He objectively can win games

>>150778382
>he should've been OC
Arguably. My general take is you need a mastermind for each side of the ball and at least one top end leader, be it coach or player, to be a SB team. McDaniels is an offensive mad scientist of sorts and has had successful schemes without a true coaching tree, but he isn't a leader and they don't have any defensive genius around.

>>150778599
Stop boring us with your low iq

>>150778667
I know there was 0 chance but if they had Flores w/ McDaniel and no tua I think the Phins might have actually been something.
Instead its been another half decade of nothing. Though hey they changed it up week 1 and looked EVEN WORSE than last season!

>just now sinking in that the fate of my team is in the hands of mac jones for the next 2-5 weeks
He'll have a Darnold level resurgence r-right?

>>150778944
I get that Tua isn't amazing, but I don't get people pretending like he's incapable of winning games.
Yes, that coaching combo probably would've lead to more success

>>150778731
t. stuck in purgatory

>>150779193
Ok so if you don't watch the phins you might not understand this but they have needed an oline for over 2 decades. Tua has had the fastest time to throw repeatedly because HE IS AFRAID TO DIE behind a line that refuses to protect the QB. Tannehill pissed legitimate blood from his cock getting beat up behind an even worse line than Tua has.
If this was tua with no concussions? no hip injury? sure. Now? FUCK NO. Certainly not for 212m.
He should've been made to play his 5th and maybe gotten a 20m with incentives to over 50 if he played well after that. Now the phins are basically stuck with him until 2027 or he heems himself (today)

>>150779223
just like your craven(cock)s

First for uppercutting Mutthomes on the chin until his jaw breaks.

7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FILLED FOOTBALL STARTS NOW

>>150779333
i'd love to take a dump in his wolf creek locker and smear it all over

>>150779260
Hence why I suggested they trade their #1 overall pick next draft and Tyreek for more picks to rebuild. I didn't explicitly mention it, but rebuilds should always be done from the line out. Oline, Rushers, Dline, WRs, CBs, Safetys, RB and a QB when you're at 70% solid with a good oline at least.

>>150779223
That's a nonsensical retort, highlighting your low iq

>>150779260
The Dolphins are breakdancers, line play is for tough, gritty teams.

>>150779456
kek

>>150779491
There's the societal world and the real world
>societal world
We do unto others as they do to us. We act as a rising tide trying to help those around us despite our differences. We debate and counter debate peacefully. We don't act physically aggressive or we are punished by law
>real world
This begins as soon as repeated disrespect or lawlessness begins. If you disrespect somebody disproportionately or break the law you open yourself to non societal rules where you can be killed with no semblance or guilt. This isn't going to be stopped by spiritual belief if you willingly cross to this then you can't claim to be a victim. You can inflict incredible harm to somebody's life and feel no guilt if they choose to cross to this plane
>existence of God
Unequivocally true. The world isn't made of rocks and bacteria only a dumbass or a child believes that. God acts as inspiration not benevolent love. Jesus is justice not benevolent love. The only benevolent love is directed towards those deemed worthy in the moment it's received by human beings with free will who choose to grant it

You'll either ignore this or act like this is anti Bible (even though I love the Bible) but this is what objective truth has shown through countless generations. Learn the history behind Napoleon's reign and pic related. You'll see the world as it is

>>150779456
>rebuilds should always be done from the line out.
Easier said than done. Good to great lineman are hard as fuck to find.

>>150779524
Those aren't allowed anymore.

>>150779555
Epic Sunday football take bro
Maybe take a break from the internet and don't be a tranny chaser reddit kid?

I hate this man and his clones so much.

>>150779629
Why?

>>150779714
212 million after 4 years of failure, never should've been drafted
never was the guy
and to be petty, I don't like that fitzpatrick was benched for him

>>150779576
I'm a Packer fan, so I don't understand your statement. But the point is you use picks in that general order weighted for best available and somewhat in rotation until you have at LEAST a good Oline and serviceable pass rush with one legite WR1 or multiple solid WRs then get a QB

>>150779609
kiwi doesn’t chase trannies, he gets mugged.

>>150779775
>he gets mugged.
funnily enough, also by trannies

>>150779774
yawn

>>150779555
None of this has to do with purgatory. Although some of what you said is a shadow of truth, all of it is formatted nonsensically and some of it it complete retard hogwash ("the world isn't made of rocks and bacteria").
I give you a 3.5/10

gnats pulling off the upset later today

>>150779806
Not an argument. Just a low quality post

>>150779846
nah thats you

Holy shit is the kiwi unironically still here crying? How is this real?

>>150779774
>I'm a Packer fan
kys faggot

>>150779866
>no u
Please add something interesting to the thread

Y’all told me to get drunk and play vidya. Current my in the process of getting arrested for driving 90 mph in a 35 mph and they gonna test b me for booze. Fuck you all

>>150779874
I don't think I will. Why would I, as a superior lifeform, end myself?

>>150779885
post pics

>>150779885
What about drinking and playing vidya involves driving retard? Also what kind of amateur driver/drinker goes 90 in a 35?

>>150779885
>not knowing how to booze cruise
KWAB

>>150779732
Finessed Miami big time

>>150779885
Retard. if youre going to drive drunk everyone knows you got to put cruise control on, and put two hands on the wheel.
Blast the AC so youre freezing you ass off and lock in. its easy.
t. vetran drunk driver whos never been caught

>>150779885
Go Pack go!

>>150779940
Gay. I got a DUI for using my turn signal a split second late and edging into the bike lane going around a blind bend

Today my Bengals will go 2-0

>>150779982
>I got a DUI for using my turn signal a split second late and edging into the bike lane going around a blind bend
Im presuming you were followed for a little while and that was the excuse to pull you over.
You should always have a quick dart to light up on your way home too. (masks the smell of alcohol)

>>150779893
die. faggot.

>>150779885
kek you should've got those Filet o Fish delivered nigger

>>150780037
I was like .2. The smell wasn't important

>>150779940
holy shit, i used to do all of this back in the day and thought I was a pro. turns out i was right.

>>150780036
nah

New
>>150676498
>>150676498
>>150676498

>>150780054
>the smell wasn't important
You shit your pants. The smell was important.

real new, but i appreciate >>150780080's effort
>>150780085
>>150780085
>>150780085
>>150780085
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/150780085150780085
>>150780085
>>150780085
>>150780085
>>150780085
>>150780085

>>150780069
Jags will lose. I have seen it in a vision

>>150772687
>be an NBA "star" who's never won anything, is kind of lazy and apathetic and not terribly good at the whole "shooting a basketball" thing
>ink $200+ million fully guaranteed deal anyway because holy fucking shit are NBA owners retarded
>realize "oh, they can't fire me I can just do whatever the fuck I want now"
>decide to solve your shooting problem by just never shooting again
>they can't make you take those terrible, stressful free throws if you just don't shoot
>team now plays 4 on 5 offensively
>you single-handedly murder their postseason chances (which, to be fair, were never that high because Embiid + Doc Rivers, lol)
>Teammates kind of imply that you being an absolute coward on offense is a mild problem
>quit on the team, refuse to do anything, claim to be "injured" and screech about how it's a hostile workplace because they actually expect you to do your job
>eventually they somehow dump you on another team who apparently doesn't give a shit that you're a useless bum making $40 mil a year because holy fucking shit are NBA owners retarded
>you continue to be useless
>go to another team
>help them lose in the first round by playing a couple garbage time minutes per game and still being afraid to shoot
>average 3 points per game
>after being dead fucking weight for years even the retards who run NBA teams start to realize maybe they shouldn't pay you to do absolutely fucking nothing

>>150778606
This is just friendly advice from one man to another anon. When you start seeing this website and the board and generals in the website as some sort of a collection of identities or even a “community” then you should take a break. This website is for speaking freely. It’s a place where the content of your posts are all that should really matter. If you start trying to connect identities to these anonymous posts you’re playing a fools game big time. Outside of actual tripfags, if you start tracking for things like flags and keywords/common arguments like some spergy internet detective, 9 times out of 10 you’ll just realize that trying to work out a digital fingerprint using a website that might as well be a Ouija board. You’re chasing ghosts half the time. It’s just stupid.

Anytime you find yourself thinking that the anons disagreeing with you are all some guy you know on here then it’s time to take a break imo. Namefags and attentionwhores want nothing more than for you to think about and talk about them anyway, so you’re playing right into their hands when you do. If someone is so schizophrenic that they’re actually ruining this general with a vpn it’s not like you can stop them anyway.