>>521056952
absolutely fucking dystopic
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>>150772687
>be an NBA "star" who's never won anything, is kind of lazy and apathetic and not terribly good at the whole "shooting a basketball" thing
>ink $200+ million fully guaranteed deal anyway because holy fucking shit are NBA owners retarded
>realize "oh, they can't fire me I can just do whatever the fuck I want now"
>decide to solve your shooting problem by just never shooting again
>they can't make you take those terrible, stressful free throws if you just don't shoot
>team now plays 4 on 5 offensively
>you single-handedly murder their postseason chances (which, to be fair, were never that high because Embiid + Doc Rivers, lol)
>Teammates kind of imply that you being an absolute coward on offense is a mild problem
>quit on the team, refuse to do anything, claim to be "injured" and screech about how it's a hostile workplace because they actually expect you to do your job
>eventually they somehow dump you on another team who apparently doesn't give a shit that you're a useless bum making $40 mil a year because holy fucking shit are NBA owners retarded
>you continue to be useless
>go to another team
>help them lose in the first round by playing a couple garbage time minutes per game and still being afraid to shoot
>average 3 points per game
>after being dead fucking weight for years even the retards who run NBA teams start to realize maybe they shouldn't pay you to do absolutely fucking nothing
>be an NBA "star" who's never won anything, is kind of lazy and apathetic and not terribly good at the whole "shooting a basketball" thing
>ink $200+ million fully guaranteed deal anyway because holy fucking shit are NBA owners retarded
>realize "oh, they can't fire me I can just do whatever the fuck I want now"
>decide to solve your shooting problem by just never shooting again
>they can't make you take those terrible, stressful free throws if you just don't shoot
>team now plays 4 on 5 offensively
>you single-handedly murder their postseason chances (which, to be fair, were never that high because Embiid + Doc Rivers, lol)
>Teammates kind of imply that you being an absolute coward on offense is a mild problem
>quit on the team, refuse to do anything, claim to be "injured" and screech about how it's a hostile workplace because they actually expect you to do your job
>eventually they somehow dump you on another team who apparently doesn't give a shit that you're a useless bum making $40 mil a year because holy fucking shit are NBA owners retarded
>you continue to be useless
>go to another team
>help them lose in the first round by playing a couple garbage time minutes per game and still being afraid to shoot
>average 3 points per game
>after being dead fucking weight for years even the retards who run NBA teams start to realize maybe they shouldn't pay you to do absolutely fucking nothing
>>150768201
Oh no oh man :o)
Oh no oh man :o)
>grampa what was it like to own your games?
>i...i don't know- HURGH *dies*
>i...i don't know- HURGH *dies*
>>717949604
>popularity = quality
ah yes, the npc drone brain incapable of perceiving things independently
>popularity = quality
ah yes, the npc drone brain incapable of perceiving things independently
>>717796752
Funny you say that *chortles* because you make it sound like an own on them but *snickers* you're getting washed by actual queers LOL. So what does that make you? Less than a faggot apparently.
Funny you say that *chortles* because you make it sound like an own on them but *snickers* you're getting washed by actual queers LOL. So what does that make you? Less than a faggot apparently.
>>212800860
I was ready for a comfy Seinfeld thread myself. Alas.
I was ready for a comfy Seinfeld thread myself. Alas.
