Thread 150780085

My Steelers :)

>>150780085 (OP)
Oh my God you fucking freak GO AWAY

Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>>150780113
Ya seethe?

dem boyz

>>150780113
No.

>>150780131
Every thread

>>150780131
Don't deprive us of our resident jester

>they still think I'm the aussiefag
kek

>>150780151
>t. mugged bitch
KWAB

>>150780166
Who’s conveniently here at the same time as always
Who literally never leaves because this is his entire life
Who posts all the same fucking webms

>think

Imagine drink driving and not just getting multiple Filet o Fish delivered while you imbibe keklmao what a dumb mutt

>>150780131
I'll take things from here

>>150780190
It's all me, bitch. 3 years now. Seethe.

>>150780201
Double cheeseburgers with mac sauce is a superior option. Again you have displayed your inferiority

>>150780151
>>150780166
So then you “guys” would be willing to post hands now right? Watch it’s real easy!

>>150780226
Cut your nails tranny

>>150780206
Oops! Forgot my flag

>>150780226
I'm not interested in putting my exif data on the internet nor circumventing it to fulfill your curiosity

Thanks for playing!

>>150780226
Yea bro here's my hands

>>150780255
Please kill yourself

>>150780255
Very, very disrespectful

Sorry for always posting the same webm bro here's one you may not have seen

>>150780274
Seen it

Such a no life freak faggot

>>150780274
>spits on you

I put in my 40/week, come on /sp/, have a few drinks, post a few webms, laugh at the muttlover and go to sleep. It is a good life.

>>150780299
That's hot

>>150780304
deleted scene from Harry Potter?

>>150780304
This is a blue board faggot

>>150780310
Based wagecuck. Keep living the dream

>>150780310
>have a few drinks

I want to rawdog cynthia for hours until my nuts implode

>>150780326
ywnbaw

>>150780310
>m-muh muttlover

Literally nobody here likes you. You are a nuissance to everybody.

>>150780310
>post a few webms

>>150780350
Nope, I’m a grown ass man with a life

>>150780310
I'm like 4 tall boys and a bottle of wine deep rn kek love getting New Zealand Hawke's Bay wine imported to Detroit

>>150780274
zesty

>>150780371
Wow nice pic now post your hand!

>>150780310
>laugh at the muttlover

>>150780371
Try taking a clear picture monkey

>>150780329
If you're actually curious it's from Mother! A Darren Aronofsky film from 2017 actually really good Biblical allegory. My favorite film he's directed

>>150780310
>go to sleep

>>150780106
>pittsburgh stoolers

>>150780398
more?

>>150780401
Please kill yourself

>>150780398
is this real?

>>150780371
Got a ‘17 Medoc to celebrate chud on chud violence.

whatever happened to the jamaican tuabro, I want to see him cry today

>>150780431
Picrel btw. Go birds.

Let's go Viqueens

>>150780444
He got mind broken and has been hiding from the general for two years now. He only shows back up to gloat if the dolphins win or upset someone

>>150780416
…

>>150780255
>SKEEEYUP HE WUZ THROWIN UP GANG SIGNS! NOW I MAY BEES MIZZSTAKEN BUT I DON'T THINK DEY HAVE BLOODS IN MIAMI OR CINCINNATI. SO DA ONLY EXPLANATION IS HE GOT HIS BELL RUNG. SKEEEYUP ITS LIKE MY GRANDMOMMA USED TO SAY, BOY IF YOU SEEING 10 FINGERS ON ONE HAND THROW THAT BUCKET OF MILK OUT BECAUSE IT'S SOUR. TUA WUZ SOUR SKEEEYUP!!!

>>150780431
You got a malbec to celebrate something that hasn't happened?

>>150780226
>>150780386
Why do you want the hand so bad? Here you're probably going to jerk off to it you mindbroken mutt but now you have it

>>150780431
>>150780456
Very nice. I'm probably gonna sleep after I finish my bottle

>>150780490
I opened a left bank Bordeaux to celebrate a groyper killing cartman.
G O B I R D S
O

B
I
R
D
S

>>150780501
lmao he's fucking facebook tier bald

>>150780507
Thanks that was close but you missed your hand. If you actually deliver I will continually request the OP American flag who is totallg not you to post *his* hand, which he won’t, because it would be yours.

>>150780516
You should leave your discord group sometime and join the real world

>>150780530
What’s discord?

>>150780535
The discord you're in this very moment

>>150780528
>UMMMMMMMM I NEED YOUR WHOLE HAND TO BE SHOWN EVEN THOUGH YOU PROVIDED A DATED TIMESTAMP

Are you actually a fucking 60 IQ retard? Why would including my whole hand change the timestamp or the fact I clearly live in New Zealand?? Get a fucking life you spastic

>>150780537
I’m saving the Barolo for that when the Reddit City Queefs lose tomorrow.

>>150780552
I play golf, I get laid. I don’t post on a discord.

>Boxing supposedly had a super fight
>Never heard a peep about it
Is there any sport that has fallen off and kwab'd itself worse than boxing?

Jalen Hurts got Charlie Squirts

>>150780555
I never disputed that you live in New Zealand. As you know, which is why you’re spazzing out, I need your whole hand to be able to compare to somebody else’s hand, not your grimy fingernails. I wouldn’t bother though, because you’ll never fulfill the other part of the equation, which is OP posting his hand to prove he’s not you.

>>150780571
You're not fooling anybody

>>150780501
the calmest AFC supporter

>>150780583
>which is OP posting his hand to prove he’s not you.
You will never get a screen shot of my hand. Seethe more, muttlover.
captcha: kryrs

>>150780583
>THE HAND MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

>>150780599
I’m aware, retard

>>150780587
Post bag

>>150780555
>>150780371
>love getting New Zealand Hawke's Bay wine imported to Detroit
you already said you have new zealand wine imported to detroit liar

>>150780583
>Ummmm you NEED to also convince an American to post his hand

Bro you're absolutely fucked. I don't care if somebody else posts there hand. I'm not here trying to tell somebody else what to do YOU are like some little narcissistic lunatic. Keep @ing me or thinking I'm every USA flag. You're beyond help and the other regular /nfl/ anons know it

>>150780607
Good. then stop being a faggot and cry about something else than some videos you have to click on to watch. Bitch.

>>150780501
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>150780608
I don't waste time on golf. It's a sport for old people

>>150780632
You’re terminally online lmao

>>150780640
Did you have a point?

Gm

imagine namefagging on /sp/

>>150780643
do you actually care if people think you're using VPNs?

>>150780620
Retarded mindbroken faggot

>>150780571
Any man who must say he gets laid does not get laid

>>150780666
>666

>>150780662
Y so upset anon? Feeling inferior? You shouldn't

>>150780674
my bad hahaha

Namefield make ya seethe?

>>150780673
smell my finger

>>150780643
>Enhance

No really when does he stop posting? How is this literally this fucked up retard’s entire life?

>>150780683
Oh no, it's learning

#packwatch
#ripbozo
#restinpissyouwontbemissed

>>150780243
Damn, she is fine

>>150780700
She's no Elizabeth Olsen

Who likes soup? Put a little something extra in this one....

>>150780723
Stop crying

>>150780723
>zucchini.jpg

>>150780723
>who likes poop
you're fuckin weird

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'

>>150780680
Why would I feel inferior? I’m not spilling Bordeaux out my neck.

>>150780739
I never said you were, but that is an oddly specific deflection

>>150780726
Kek real. He’s trying to act blasé and increase the off topic spam like a total jokester because he keeps getting blown out. Look I’m not bothered I’m posting silly webms haha! And responding to myself about how silly they are!

>>150780683
you watch weird movies....

>>150780744
at least i can deflect

>>150780746
I know. The only friendly interactions he has in life are here with himself. It’s pretty sad

>>150780750
He spent 1 day on /tv/

>>150780752
Only cowards deflect

>>150780501
Christian Kirk, texans receiver, has had to have locked up KWABOTY

Can we talk about football? Over 100 posts and nobody mentioned how dominant the Packers are

Whats schizos endgame with the hands?
If there all different, what does that change?
If they were all the same, then what?

The shitposting will continue no matter what. What does he think this will do?

Kiwi skeeves me out so much that I try not to bully him like other anons, I genuinely believe he’s a danger to society and an incel bomb waiting to go off.

>>150780501
Lmao what's this from

>>150780775
Then let me be known as the coward without a hole in his neck, unlike Christian Kirk, Texans receiver

>>150780796
jordyn manlove isnt clutch and will throw away the big game. everyone knows this.

>>150780804
A Christian Kirk fan after the Texans lost against the Rams

>>150780799
>>150780803
Leave kiwi alone, he's going to shoot his eye out with a mosin nagat

>>150780815
Cute. Pathetic, but cute

>>150780822
Agreed. Love is the Packers' biggest flaw. He's bad between the numbers

>>150780620
>>150780799
First of all, learn the correct uses of there their and they’re.
Second, you know full well what the point is. You are the OP. You flag hop. I can prove it, by requesting you both, who are of course present in the thread at the same time as always, to post hand. I stated from the outset, Kiwi may post hand but OP never will. After being exposed in this way multiple times and trying to ignore it, Kiwi finally conceded a skewed photo of his gnarled dysgenic fingertips, not even the whole hand. While OP predictably let me know he would never under any circumstances post his hand, exactly as I said he would.

You lost. You always lose, because you’re literally retarded.

I foombled out me neck

>>150780865
You're letting too much of your ego get tied into irrelevant shit. Yes, Kiwi is a degenerate subhuman. We already knew this

Mahomes is no longer a top 5 QB

>>150780865
>I-IS... IS THAT A HECKIN TYPO?????

Why dont you understand that no one cares? This isnt some grand conspiracy that you unraveled, and now kiwi has to leave 4chan in shame forever.
Take you meds.

>First of all, learn the correct uses of there their and they’re.
>Second, you know full well what the point is. You are the OP. You flag hop. I can prove it, by requesting you both, who are of course present in the thread at the same time as always, to post hand. I stated from the outset, Kiwi may post hand but OP never will. After being exposed in this way multiple times and trying to ignore it, Kiwi finally conceded a skewed photo of his gnarled dysgenic fingertips, not even the whole hand. While OP predictably let me know he would never under any circumstances post his hand, exactly as I said he would.

>You lost. You always lose, because you’re literally retarded.

play football

>>150780892
As much as I'd love to say this, he's still making some good throws despite a poor situation. I consider Love and Mahomes to be in a similar wheelhouse: both excel at throwing to wide open players, can throw out of odd positions, and struggle in tight window throws. Main difference is Mahomes can make even weirder throws and generally has had better coaching and weapons.

This retard has been crying and soijacking for literal hours
I left to watch Canelo and come back to a new thread and he’s still crying
I don’t get it

>>150780923
Jerry Jones trading Parsons to "stop the run" and then losing to the Eagles rushing offense

>>150780934
I called this >>150773219

>>150780923
There is none. That chud has locked up KWABOTY and nobody comes close

>>150780901
>>150780914
You both lost. The correct response is to ignore or make a small nod to the acknowledgement of the grammatical error and counter the substance of his post. Instead you simply ignored the substance, implying you're too incompetent to respond

>>150780955
here is your reward

>be a foreigner invested in an American sport
>be by far the worst poster in the general

Why is this so common? Wouldn’t you want to be humble and represent your country well?

So since I posted my hand you can denounce the Talmud right anon?

I mean don't tell me... Don't tell me you're JEWISH right??

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAA

>>150780957
You're so gaped from this event it's almost not funny.. almost. But since that horizon wasn't crossed it's hilarious how gaped you are

we need the scorekeeper

>>150780991
Imagine being one of those Americans that follows rugby or cricket. You already have to be a weird ass

>>150780985
Take this L

>>150780992
It cracks me up when leftoids try to coopt rightoid talking points like you are

Imagine looking like THIS (disgusting kike) and being a disgusting Jewish mutant who obsessively follows Kiwi's on a goat herding forum

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA

>>150781032
wheres bluds hairline bruh?

national football league

>>150781032
I’m a literal 100% white chad, have no idea what this pic is from, and think you should kill yourself.

When somebody asks me where my foreskin is I simply look down

What do you think the Rabbi did with yours, Vile Shlomo?

We need the bussyposter

>>150781040
The funny part is a guy claiming he's not a jew while wearing a large yamaka (or jowever it's spelled) and kiwi believing all anons are one person

What does Poohchad think about all of this?

>>150780991
Wtf bro :( Im trying

Why are the uncut always so obsessed with the fact? You literally only ever hear about circumcision from the uncut. Is it because being circumcised is obviously preferable and they know it’s over for them before it even began?

You got me waiting by the phone
Waiting for my food
Waiting for my clothes to dry
Thinking of you
I'm waiting for a sign
Waiting for my game to load
Waiting for spring
Can’t stop thinking ‘bout you...

>>150781046
>>150781083
Watch this video then denounce the Talmud if you're not Jewish. It's a simple task if you're not Jewish. No sane person would agree mutilating children for no reason was a sane decision right?

>>150781111
Whilst I respect and admite your quads I kindly request you use a better TES to take reaction images from. Skyrim fucking sucks

>>150781052
>>150781083
As a cutfag: Circumcision is child abuse. You are mutilating a baby. But there's no real downside to a successful circumcision. Uncutfags drone about increased sensitivity, but orgasms occur in the brain and increased sensitivity just increase premature ejaculation, so you receive the same pleasure with reduced control.

>>150781125
Yeah there it is, muh “mutilation”. The uncut’s favorite term. You’re all the same, idgi.
I would have regretted not being cut if I weren’t and I’m certainly no Jew. But somehow you’re horrified for *me*. For sure dude.

Go Pack

>>150781128
Delet this. Skyrim is my whole entire life :/

name the and the team

>>150781155
>dubs again
Ok you know what? Fuck this. Fuck this whole cynicism thing. Im glad you enjoy Skyrim. Its not my favourite, I grew up with Oblivion but if it gives (YOU) joy I am genuinely happy for you. Enjoy every second, King.

>>150781137
You'd have to be a retard or a tranny to not consider circumcision mutilation.

Go Pack.

>>150781175
Thanks bro. I grew up with it so it’s mostly just nostalgia probably lol
The re-released Oblivion has been blowing my mind lately too

I know you're wonderin'
If this is really all there is
Why we always end up on this ride?
I know it means somethin'
Why you always downplay it?
You can't go without us
Don't lie

>>150781189
My case for Oblivion has always been that I find the world less sterile and the quests and characters more interesting than skyrim. Its more quirky and I mean it in a kind way. Its just a bit more odd where skyrim is quite grand but more streamlined in its story arcs etc. Have you played through the dark brotherhood and/or thieves guild in Oblivion? If not I really recommend that. fucking kino.

have you ever been mindbroken by advertising?

>>150781128
>>150781155
>>150781175
>>150781189
Morrowind>Skyrim>Daggerfall>Oblivion>Arena

>>150781252
Bro stop going on reddit. Its always a waste of time. Youre always coming back annoyed and slightly horny in a bored way.

>>150781224
Yeah it’s definitely got more character, Skyrim was pretty clearly a conscious attempt to really break into the mainstream, which meant being more streamlined and neatly packaged. It’s still my home though lol

>>150781265
Nah bruv Morrowind = Oblivion and these two are the best. Very interesting ranking though, care to explain your reasoning? Who would enjoy morrowind most AND enjoy skyrim more than Oblivion or Daggerfall?

We love da float because it is a summary of modern retard nigger crap

>>150781300
What even is it? I just watched and I dont get it. Is this supposed to be an ad? For what?
>NFL combines live action, AI to create larger-than-life float celebration paying tribute to fans of each team
Tf does any of this mean?

>>150781283
Morrowind had more interesting environment and story than the rest and the leveling system spoke to my autism.
Skyrim had the graphics necessary to bridge the gap between story and imagination plus some interesting perks and a half decent story, main issue was the "cities" felt miniscule.
Oblivion had a boring story, bad graphics, bad mechanics, then add in meta shit like horse armor. It was a half-baked skyrim. Setting was too generic and the rpg mechanics weren't consequential enough to compensate.
Frankly I didn't play through Daggerfall, but gave it points for expansiveness and frontiersmanship to bridge my ignorance gap.

>>150781363
I unironically think its guerilla advertising for the AI company that generated that slop.

>>150781363
doesnt matter its justification for the ridiculous budget they spent on it and the employees that were fired as a result

>>150781363
I think it's just a cheap advertisement for the NFL itself. Like when they advertise for NFLshop.com

It's not serious enough to get mad/think deeply about injustice find it funny

this ya'll goat? mahomes would never be out there looking like a milktoast whiteboy nerd lmao

>>150781387
I respect your take but I find oblivions story far more interesting than Skyrim even though both main quests were kinda gay go grind through. But thats where my love for Oblivion comes from, the side quests were so fucking good. Skyrims main shit bored me and then there wasnt anything interesting left to do, whereas Oblivion is actually fun to explore and just experience. Morrowind is definitely the best for autistic gamers though we can agree there. You ever watched sseths vid on it?

All you got to do is walk away and pass me by
Don't acknowledge my smile
When I try to say hello to you, yeah
And all you gotta do is not answer my call
When I'm tryna get through
Keep me wonderin' why when all I can do is sigh...
I just wanna touch you

>>150781439
I actually remember the side quests from Skyrim. I might vaguely remember some select few from Oblivion. Morrowind's main quest might be the most interesting story in all vidya and even movies. I hated Oblivion's because you kinda take a back seat and in Skyrim I could hardly tell if the main quest was civil war or dragons, but the dragon quest at least had more interesting setooeces than anything in Oblivion. Also I hate the red motiff they used for most of Oblivion and the repetitive gates.

>>150781512
*setpieces
Damn whisky

>>150781548
Bro had me googling

>>150781563
Sorry, about 600ml into a bottle

>>150781512
>Daggerfall's main quest might be the most interesting story in all vidya and even movies
fixd

>>150781588
Granted, as I said, I don't know Daggerfall's story. Morrowind was just great for being potentially the best subversion of the "chosen one" trope in all of media

>>150781596
>the best subversion of the "chosen one" trope in all of media
as badly written as it is that title belongs to the Star Wars Prequels, but your not ready to have that conversation yet.
and as far as Daggerfall goes just play DaggerUnity and fast travel unless you want to roam through endless procedural skyboxes like those AI games. the tutorial Dungeon is not hard, just tedious. its the later Dungeons that really test your patience and filter you - like that Dungeon where you get Tiber Septims totem, I gave up for a week and then came back to beat it finally.

falcons will have John Parker Romo replacing the zip kicker. Romo kicked 4 games for the Kangz last season.

>>150781651
Star Wars has zero subversion of a chosen one story. You should check your IQ because you might legit be dumb enough to qualify for state assistance

>>150781657
How did he do and why is he available?

>>150781669
like I said your not ready to have this conversation yet but I applaud you for trying early

>>150781688
>Zero rebuttal
You gave up without a fight. My favorite victories

>>150781700
Its over anakin
I have the high ground

>>150781709
You don't. You're already ash. "You're not ready to have that discussion" is liberal code for "I have zero reasoning or facts to back up my statement"

>>150781736
The Chosen One in Star Wars fulfills his Chosen One purpose multiple times through different movies. It's only made vaguely interesting by them being made an antagonist, but it's still quite in line for the trope otherwise.

In Morrowind The Chosen One isn't even The Chosen One. They're just some guy that fit a description and has to go on an epic quest to fulfill a prophecy that he was forced into.

>>150781678
he was ok, he is available because the FOURTH REICHard is the Vikings kicker for the foreseeable future.

>>150781795
not sure how that undermines the subverted hero narrative that was displayed over the course of the saga. it even subverts its own ending by unsubverting the Villain to save the hero at the last moment. its like pottery, it rhymes.

>>150781835
You're subverting your own argument.
Anakin brought balance to the force and never did the opposite. He's the epitome of fulfilling the chosen one trope. Now you're trying to shift the goalposts to a hero trope, which isn't a thing.
Just stop

>>150781812
Who got the better kicker?

>he still thinks Anakin is the Chosen One
Luke is because he brought balance back to the force by restoring Anakins heart Anakin is the "chosen one" in the sense that he's the one to beat the Emperor but without Luke he never gets to that point. Luke is the Key.

>They're just some guy that fit a description and has to go on an epic quest to fulfill a prophecy that he was forced into
thats basically Anakin (and Luke's) backstory give or take a few details too Anakin grew up a slave on backwater Tattooine and had Qui Gon's Ship not been damaged on the way to Naboo during the invasion he would still be podracing for his freedom.

>>150781889
>Who got the better kicker?
The team that actually kept their OG kicker.

>green gay
kek

the prophecy WILL come true

>>150781936
>um, akchtually luke was the chosen one
Awww. It seems you were not "ready for that discussion".
Before Anakin the Jedi were like 20+ and growing Vs maybe 3 Sith. After Anakin it was pretty much a 1v1 or 2v2.
Anakin brought balance to the Force by destroying the Jedi order. He killed the younglings and helped make order 66 possible by saving Palpatine and killing multiple Jedi Masters.
Luke never brought balance. He replaced Yoda to keep the status quo, retaining balance. Rey destroyed balance.

Anakin wasn't just "some guy". He was explicitly special due to his midiclorian count and had a birthright as a shaping force of the universe. In Morrowind the MC is just some low level criminal with no notable abilities that jumps through hoops to be recognized as the Nerevar and kills Dagoth Ur. It's always unclear if he has any inherent abilities besides a dream he has.

>>150782082
fucking nerd

>>150782023
GB looks like the best team in the league

>>150782079
Love is probably the least talented of that group, but this is possibly the best team of that group

>>150782023
Doesn’t have quite the same ring when they’re 2-0 and clearly the best team in the league

>>150782095
Guilty

>>150782104
>green faggots
kwapackturd

>>150782101
>but this is possibly the best team of that group

>>150782155
>video of a different team
Lol

>>150782165
based retard

>>150782175
>No rebuttal
I'm running out of room for all these Ws

>>150782184
Here, store some in your ass. I claimed it in the last thread.

>Anakin wasn't just "some guy"
>had a birthright as a shaping force of the universe
like I stated before nobody would have known that if Qui Gon hadn't landed on Tatooine by mistake, he never intended to land there.. All Jedi have that same birthright idiot I dont get what you mean by that. He was also given the title of Chosen One by his elders as a child due to his "high midichlorian" count against his own will, essentially thrust into a role and had little say in the matter.


if your really wanting to "go there" the player Character is the reincarnation of the nerevarine you dolt. also YOU by virtue of being the player character is the Hero the in universe "Prisoner" that is capable of completely forging their own fate, escaping causality entirely in the TES universe. you always playing a Gary or Mary Stu at all times because its literally the In universe reason for random "heroes" popping up at different times. There's even an imperial Cult dedicated to them.

>>150782192
You got dominated in the last thread too. Nobody forgot

>>150782201
Nah, that was (You)

the Nerevarines Prophecy was specifically what you rant against Star Wars for having. Braindead idiot that doesnt even understand the games he plays.

>>150782079
This graphic is such shit. The Super Bowl didn't exist when Bart was 27. He won the NFL championship since is was before the merger. Also, Jordan Love isn't white.

>>150782200
>he was only special because Qui Gon found him
Characters always find the chosen one in the trope. That makes them more special and chosen, not less.
>All Jedi are chosen
Anakin was chosen by having ridiculous levels of power. He was special compared to all other Jedi simply by his inherent qualities regardless of the prohecy

>the player character is the reincarnation of Nerevar
Inaccurate. That's a possibility, but never actively confirmed. You gain the title of Nerevarine by jumping through the hoops, but nothing inherently makes the MC special

>>150782283
Shhh, you might rouse the packturds from their sheep shacks.

>>150782258
Literally wtf are you talking about? Your statement makes no sense without context

if you wanted an unknown hero your best bet was Arena, but as I stated before every single player character in The Elder Scrolls is defined by their Prophecy to fulfill, the outsider set out deliberately to fulfill the terms of the Prophecy, and did so primarily by following the trials described in the Seven Visions. The Tribunal even confirmed his status. You didnt play the game

the whole fucking point of the prequels was what happens when you blindly put prophecy on a child that has no fucking clue and the corruption of power that comes along with overbearing expectations. Anakin didn't fucking care about the Jedi Prophecy. He wanted a normal ass life he never got to have as a slave on Tatooine.

>>150782321
unless you fucked off and did sidequests the entire time you are the Nerevarine and fuffill the prophecy, and there is no subversion.

>>150782349
im sorry temu babe but I had to tard wrangle. forgive me

>>150782348
The subversion is you aren't a reincarnated demigod, you're just a dude that checked the boxes and completed the quest.

150782366
>still doesnt understand what the Prisoner's role is in universe that has clearly established history
cazzies man what can you do

the best part of your team winning TNF means you get to enjoy a nice comfy Sunday of football stress free

Fiction is only taken seriously by people who have no connection to real world. It should never be taken as anything but entertainment, unless it's a book part of the Penguin/Collins/Oxford Classics series. NFL is real, your chosen ones and Jedi are not.

>>150782426
yeah, more time for you to suck your boifriend's cock on the couch. You gay faggot.

>NFL is real
Who wants to tell him?

>>150782426
You'll be stressed tonight seeing JJ light it up, deep down knowing he's going to spoil your all in season.

>>150782473
tss tss, you buried that fawkin' cawksucka!

>>150782473
You sound jealous.

>>150782506
JJ does seem at the very least marginally better than Christian Ponder so far.

>>150782616
>n-n-no u
kwapacktard

Someone please help me understand how soccerfags even exist. It is the gayest and most boring sport I have ever watched

lions fans are suspiciously quiet this season

>>150782687
You know how the browns exist so the rest of >us can laugh at them? Well...

>>150782661
I accept your concession.

>>150782692
They're 0-2 in their last 2 games so naturally they went back into hiding.

kwapackturd. faggot-ass bitch.

Remember Temujin is my wife!

remember when gayleb told his punter he wouldn't be punting that much?

have those messages in the end zone ended waysisms yet?

>>150782936
nah, i find myself dropping the nigger bomb more than ever these days

we won't loose a 3rd time

>>150783080
*scans right*
*scans left*
*no flag*
his face when...

>>150783021
Period

The queefie bandwagon is about to go into full collapse. Time to jump ship and pretend you were always a Iggles fag

queefs won’t be able to win today without obvious refball. Jalen Carter will feast.

>>150783193
nice reminder that it is NEVER gayleb's fault when they lose. His mommy said so.

>>150783204
>without obvious refball
They are ready.

Temuqueen <3

This black QB is just ridiculous. Poor sportsmanship, throwing insults at white QBs like lamar and mahomes. I really hope the NFL goes after him. The sponsorships need to end, he isn't a role model to the youth when he goes around with gold chains in the locker room smoking weed and sexually harassing female reporters and bullying teammates during practice.

>>150783301
Josh Allen the wild card merchant

Wions winning today

>>150782891
He isn't. He only punts about 4 or 5 times a game. Caleb rapes him much more than that during the week.

which 10 am game is actually worth watching? they all look like ass

>>150783146
Walled trannies

Remember when the Vikings won a Super Bowl?

>>150783678
10 am?

>>150783693
Best Coast timezone

Caleb rapes all of his teammates.

Super Bowl LX? You mean the Bengals-Panthers catb owl?

>>150783146
i'd go with brittany because she has a banging body and she's insane so she must be a wild fuck. a literal semen demon if you will

>>150783230
Caleb could easily rape you

>>150783204
>jalen "anesthrtize me because getting a tattoo hurts too much :(" carter

lol no

>>150783820
>south apopka
>has the skyline from downtown orlando

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>150783146
Mahomes wife is seething so hard in this

>>150783834
forgot my pic

>>150783146
my headcanon is that taytay is only dating travis so she can get close to and have a lesbian relationship with brittany

>>150783021
Yes you will

Superb Owl :3

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>150784075
Time for Mac Jones to put this league on notice

Purdy doesn’t exude masculine energy and I think that’s why he keeps getting injured. He’s terminally stuck looking like a 19 year old. JJ already has more aura than him despite also looking young.

>>150784256
the same JJ that literally missed his rookie season from injury?

>>150784256
purdu exudes his masculine energy into your mum

>>150784075
>toe hurdy

>>150784075
>Mac Jones leads the Naners to an Owl ala how Brady awakened

>>150780110
Player hating ass nigga

>>150784256
JJ is a fucking clown

>>150780166
Kiss the rings

the rings: fraudulent

>>150784339
This is aura
He's a fusion of Brady and Harbaugh with an athletic body. Becoming the last and final unsurpassable GOAT, the Wayne Gretzky of the NFL, has been his destiny since he was born

>>150784350
>Weak ass players afraid to touch the ref's chosen
Tale as old as time

gm sirs

>>150784406
Mahomes owns bosa and Warner they are his little puppets

>>150784444
Gm and checked

>>150784086
We say for the 4th year in a row

>>150783193
What a fag leader

>>150784444
what's the vibe

Good morning /nfl/
Early window (10AM PST/1PM EST) games to watch:
Seahawks @ Steelers
Bills @ Jets
Bears @ Lions
Mid window (1:05/1:25 PM PST / 4:05/4:25 EST) games to watch:
Broncos @ Colts
Eagles @ Chiefs

...and I don't think anyone really cares about that Falcons @ Vikings game in the late window. Although both of tomorrow's games look pretty good, especially that late window game - Chargers @ Raiders (7PM PST / 10PM EST)

>>150784596
Literally every matchup you named besides Eagles @ Chiefs is less exciting than Falcons at Vikings, because thise 2 games are the only games where all teams involved have a chance at winning their division

>>150784642
Chiefs games are always fucking boring, even with the rivalry angle they have going for them.

>>150784570
I'm hungover with mild headache. After cold shower, morning walk, and more coffee I will be rejuvenated enough to cheer on my kangz.

Just dropped a fucking huge Miami dolphins

I won't watch yet another eagles vs chiefs game, but I'm counting on hurts to humiliate the kweefs. Bonus points for a saliva assault on faggot kelce with some shattered limbs

>>150784682
Was it nice and stinky?

>>150784723
Yes
t. Drank beer and whiskey last night

KANGZ

>>150784406
players should only be protected out of bounds if they take a direct path to the sideline. open season if they dance around

>>150784339
Even if this shit works i'm not taking any health advice from a 22 year old

My shitty panthers play today

>>150784350
I hate when qbs abuse their passer priveledge by pump faking the run out of bounds like this

>>150784660
Hungover here too and I have to drive home from the cabin. Looking forward to a nice nap later before >our Kangz continue their league domination

Pooa about to suffer a career ending concussion today. Screencap this.

>>150784810
he suffered a career ending concussion years ago, the next one will kill him

>>150784777
checked for dem kangz

Brock Purdy a cute!

will the lolphins ruin another sunday evening for me here?

>>150784754
Wish I could get a loss out of the way on Sunday

>>150780226
This is actually pathetic.
>>150780255
You don't get to post that.

Someone post the water bottle girls pasta

>>150784886
There's no way the Pats lose

>>150784880
DAS MY QUARTERBACK

>>150784886
>>150784907
So it is best for the dolphins if they lose really.
It is best for the Patriots if they win I guess?
The Phins *should* win in a normal year. But don't remotely deserve to...
Tua *may* heem himself today though.
Basically:
>The MOST miami dolphins thing that could happen is them winning by 1-3 points and looking awful while doing so but giving them enough excuses not to fire mcdaniel or grier (they aren't going to anyhow but still) so that the fanbase gets to pretend like they aren't the team from week 1.

The Dolphins *will probably* be 0-4 but it would be the most dolphins thing possible to somehow be 2-2 and give mcdaniel and grier an excuse and for them to not trade tyreek then somehow go 8-9 and not help the team, fuck themselves on the draft, and somehow get worse between seasons again.

>>150784596
I like JJ McCarthy and I think Michael Penis jr is a clown so I’ll be rooting for the Vicucks tonight even though they’re a cursed joke franchise and the Eagles bitches

Hopefully this >jest game isn't a trap game.

someone post the
>black qbs
headline collage from last season

The signing continues thats right YOU have also been drafted.
So far I'm the fat lazy tall QB who is going to run left and hand it to the retard while short anon follows me to yell made up racial slurs, then we got a tall guy in front of me to say crazy conspiracy theories to the defense.
What can (((YOU))) do to help the dolphins win today, /sp/?

>>150784954
If the bills somehow lose to the jeetes today I will never respect josh allen again. It is supposed to be the phins and bills fighting for the number 1 spot not the phins going full retard and the bills heeming themselves. The jeetes and... patriots... aren't supposed to be a thing anymore.

>>150784924
Is that his sister?

>>150780110
I am not surprised.

>My Commies already played so I can relax today
Man, hopefully that loss humbled them a bit and they get their shit together for the Raiders next week

>>150785010
>being happy the team you follow played a game on monday or thursday
what is this mental disorder?

I got the impression from the little bit of hard knocks I watched that McDaniel is a dreamer and perhaps not enough of a pragmatist. With all the talent the Dolphins have had access to, I have to wonder if the problem was McDaniel the whole time.

>>150784965
Trade some offensive pieces and commit to a rebuild

>>150784350
>look at what the blacks on my TV did!!!
kwab

>>150784928
i don't believe it

>>150785010
They get a 10 day break before the next game to practice and rest up.
It's good for my mental after the trashing the packers did

>>150785022
The impression you got is not remotely the fucking issue. He's not a leader of men, end of line. That is it. That is the entire problem with him. He will never deserve or earn respect. He could make up more zany schemes... if the team gave a fuck.
This is why he should've been OC.
>THAT SAID THERE IS NO WAY THAT WAS HAPPENING AS HE WAS NUMBER 200 ON THE LIST OF COACHES THEY CALLED WHICH IS WHY I'VE ASKED MANY TIMES WHEN THE PHINS FINALLY DO GET RID OF GRIER AND MCDANIEL WHO THE FUCK DO THEY REPLACE THEM WITH? WHO IS GOING TO WANT TO COACH THE PHINS!?
>>150785024
Players don't get to do that, silly anon. You're being put on IR.

>>150785037
>What I do to the controller after playing Madden 26™

>>150785056
Is only game. y u heff to be mad?

>>150785022
Also the problem is grier, mcdaniel, tua, in that order. They had an actual coach in flores that had rookies ready to kill, they made sure to run him off.
Marino and Flores wanted real QBs, marino talked to more than one. Grier drafted an ALREADY BROKEN DOWN tua.
It was over then. Paying him 212m (which he didn't even have to "finesse" out of them they just straight overpaid him instead of making him play out his 5th year) was the end of the phins until he's fired or heems himself.

>>150784954
The Bills can lose by my estimation. I don't think they will, but if the D is soft and lets in 25+ points, and Allen has a bad day, thats your formula right there. It's not even a trap and must be taken very seriously.
It's probably a good thing for the Bills that they played one of the best offenses last week, and let in so many points and big rushes. Now they can be paranoid and humbled instead of overconfident.

>>150785022
He looks so much like a stereotypical $0¥boy bugman that it should have served as a red flag whether you believe in physiognomy or not. Sad but true, some people you can take one look at and know they’re not cut out to be a leader of men in the NFL

>>150784954
Buckle up, goy

I’m gonna be watching the bills game before my shitty panthers

>>150785080
>Flores was right
Should've known.

>>150785085
>Now they can be paranoid and humbled instead of overconfident.
So you've never heard of buffalo or its "people" i see?

>>150785086
>$0¥boy
reddit what the fuck are you doing?
>>150785100
I didn't say right? But sure if that is somehow enough for you to discount my post, go ahead and be a fucking retard. Certainly more "right" than grier or mcdaniel. Certainly was "right" trusting DAN FUCKING MARINO over chris grier's instincts.

>there are still people in fantasyland that will pretend like flores wasn't a coach of men
>these same people will make excuses for mcdaniel who couldn't coach a girl's softball team

coach this bussy

Cmon Rammies! Get the win on Ol' Rocky Top

>>150785144
Who the fuck is making excuses for Mike McDaniel at this point?

>>150785148
ok, you're doing 1 on 1 drills all day, here's your trainer

>>150785162
Dolphins fans

>>150785170
No dolphin fan wanted him or tua. Those are faggot redditors trying to find the next chiefs.

>>150785162
see >>150785022 >>150785100
trying to pretend reality is different.
I see it a lot online, less here since most don't even know football enough to tell you what is wrong with the phins or what worked about them years back.

>>150785154
Would be fun to hunt these for game I bet

>>150785174
I remember how shook Josh Allen looked at the beginning of this game. That convinced me that he's never winning or even getting to the Super Bowl.

>>150785201
Kinda easy to hunt rams on the side of fucking mountains out in the open bro.
Well unless you suck at aiming.

>statmutt schizo ban ends
>thread goes to shit
noticing

>>150785205
Sir I'm going to request that you not make me, a diehard hater of the bills, defend allen in any way.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Fuck the Bills.
Fuck the Jeetes.
Fuck the Pats.

>>150785201
Apparently you can hunt bighorn sheep in CA, but the permits are pretty limited.

>>150785235
Trash Allen is never winning a Super Bowl.

>>150785261
allen will win a super bowl if he gets away from the bills because they're cursed

>>150785154
>OOH ROCKY TOOOP, YOU'LL AL-WAYS BEE
>HOME SWEET HOOOME TO MEEEEE
>GOOOOOOOOOD OOOOOOOL ROCKY TOOOP
>ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE

>>150785116
You dont know about filters?

What is Dan Marino up to nowadays anyway?

>>150785329
Good question. I hope he’s not too cte’d out or anything. He was my moms favorite QB when she was a kid

Is it true NFl matches are slow to wait for adverts on TV?

Coach Primate

do they not make men anymore. these new QBs definitely have some sugar in the tank

>>150785329
Working at Publix

>>150785261
SAAR PLEASE!
>>150785284
Guess you don't either kek
>>150785329
Crying that he's stuck with the Phins and plotting to murder grier.

ah, a vintage year

>>150785400
And there it is.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>150785413
Lamar/Allen/Mayfield/Darnold all the way back in 2018 was the last QB draft without more estrogen than testosterone.

>>150785363
there is only 20 minutes of live plays. and 45 minutes of commercials. the rest is replays. this sport sucks ass when you think about it

>>150785468
>doesn't want to learn behind an elite QB and Todd Monken
If you're in the 5th round, you're gonna be a backup no matter what, might as well go to the best situation

>>150785468
>nooo I don't want an owl ring noooo

>>150785508
>Lameme
>Elite QB
We need to put a stop to saying this

gonna watch the bears and lions duke it out for the nfc north basement

>>150785468
>could've been QB2 on a playoff team
>instead is QB3 on the Browns

Masterful gambit.

>>150785534
Please tell me where you live so we can settle this like men

>>150785488
Greatest sport on the planet and it isn’t particularly close. Maybe you should take your little reddit thoughts and move along.

>>150785468
holy kek. is he even the QB2 in baltimore? cooper rush has to be better.

>>150785468
Smart. He will be starting by week 6 chess not checkers

>>150785546
Nah that is bowling, sorry lil bro. Anon is wrong about the nfl though. If we got the (((owners))) and others out of the league it would be pretty comfy.

week 2 of the official Daniel Jones comeback season™ starts in just a few hours

>>150785400
Delete this racist shit.

>>150785488
Grim, the idea of turn-based rugby sounds interesting but the constant stop and start nature seems painful.

>>150785562
That big clumsy retard looks like he wears whitey tighties

>>150785488
Football is appealing because it's violent, and is eleven players being coordinated simultaneously
I like Redzone, but there's plenty to do during the downtime of single games

I started taking THC gummies to help me relax, and they make games more enjoyable.

>>150785468
lmao imagine having a 5th round qb telling you he doesn't want to be drafted by your team, what a humiliation for the ravens

>>150785562
I know you're joking here but I'm going to laugh when the colts get destroyed from here on out. This may have been their game like the phins had years back. Score 70 on denver (AND DONT SET THE RECORD REEE) only to do fucking NOTHING after.
The phins didn't look like the garbage phins from last year even, they looked defeated, and not by the colts even.
It is why I don't have any hope for them today (but it would be the most dolphins thing for them to win by 1-3 points)

>>150785612
Degenerate. What’s next? Boofing heroin into your rectum? Seek Christ.

>>150785546
was the greatest. football is kinda gay now

As a vikings fan i want to thank the phins for flores he does just as much for the team as KOC does and with less. This is the first year where he has a "good" defensive roster and he'll probably have his pick of HC jobs next season after that unit wrecks the league

>>150785612
You should add a thc dab and a thc blunt to the thc gummies.
>>150785642
Jesus Christ loved marijuana though.

im gonna pee so much today

>>150785644
Everything’s gay now. I watched a country band in a small town last night and the lead singer couldn’t stop talking about his transition and how he was a woman now. The planet is absolutely fucked.

Did anyone watch the fight? Was it good?

guys I got the script for the colts game today:

>>150785682
is this what a buck in heat looks like?

>>150785724
nah this is

>>150785719
honestly those look tasty, but knowing this league its like $20 for a pretzel

>>150785541
Ruby Tuesdays, you know the place. Look for the blob on the motor scooter.

>>150785553
starting by week 6, benched by week 12 for gabriel after going 1-5 as a starter

>>150785602
he does but kay adams takes them off for him after games so he's doing alright

Tua turntheballova lol

>>150785789
Falcons have a "platter" deal where you get like 6 things (tenders, pizza, etc) for 20 dollars but only one soda kek

so was Danny Dimes legit or was it a case of looking better than he actually is?

I haven't even looked at who plays today just know my Chiefies will win

>>150785744
>shows his bussy the moment he feels threatened
Gayleb...

>>150785838
tua heemshimselfintotheshadowrealm*

>>150785867
>tendies
Everyone knows you gotta have a drinking soda and a dipping soda, leave it to the Falcons to fuck that up

>>150785867
can't have families sharing a meal for 20 now can we

>>150785941
i would dip my tendies in her soda if you catch my drift

>>150785899
It was a case of the dolphins being the worst they have looked in fucking years.
I legit couldn't believe it. None of the team was ready to go. The colts aren't that good. I'm sure they aren't ass though obviously but God damn I cannot express how much it was the phins sucking and not the colts excelling.
>>150785941
ikr
>>150785951
Well no that is actually the intention, they just didn't bundle drinks since that is the highest profit/effort item at stadiums, movie theaters, food places, etc.

>>150785941
Look what they did to our tendies

>>150785976
I don’t understand

>>150785976
I spent 10 braincells once thinking about this webm and my guess is that the tendies were dry. Why not use ketchup? Who knows.

>>150785976
>her

>>150785867
You should be drinking beer anyway sissy face

>>150783146
no one will ever convince me that tay tay is not an unironic man

>>150785911
at what age does all of that brain damage start catching up with you? austin collie seems to be coherent even though peyton manning tried to kill him

You guys don't think Tua's CTE would cause him to Ricky Hatton himself or Aaron Hernandez someone else after he retires do you?

>>150785468
>turning down teams after falling to the 5th round
jesus christ what a spoiled insufferable fucking moron. also drafted by the team that got rid of baker because they wanted an "adult in the room" at qb by the way. i will pop a bottle of champagne when he finally gets booted off the roster and to the cfl

Fox reportedly expects 30 million to tune in for Eagles-Chiefs

>>150785941
tendies in dr pepper sounds pretty good. has anyone tried this?

honestly whats the ontological difference between dipping tendies in coke and some shit like orange chicken
its basically the same

>>150786010
Yes sissies like you drink beer we know.
>>150786020
It caught up with him before he was drafted. He was fucked in the head when he came to the phins. Then he realized the oline WILL NOT DEFEND A QUARTERBACK and got paranoid and had flashbacks to when his father beat his ass for being a faggot.
Now after 5 years in the league, he's a battered wife.

>>150786003
>ketchup on tendies
What part of the Midwest are you from?

>>150786020
judging by tua's play about 27 years

>>150785222
How long has this insufferable retard been doing this 24 hours a day? I haven't been to this thread since before the superbowl (cause offseason is terrible) and he's still constantly shitting up every thread. This guy is the worst.

>>150786014
Nah he's obviously a dude and the weird saudi arabian janitor posting him constantly is very fitting. Sandnogs love trannies.

Mike Tolbert was too based for this gay earth

>>150786074
this. honey mussie or go home

>>150785899
He's a big baby essentially. He needs a decent team around him for confidence. When confident he's pretty good, if not the most consistent. When he's down on himself he blows. Andrew Luck he is not.

>>150786051
>ontological
you're using that word wrong. But the difference is coke is primarily carbonated corn syrup, which is not the same as orange chicken. You could use corn syrup as the sugar substitute in an orange chicken recipe, though, or flat coke.

>>150785838
lolz

>>150786051
>orange juice and carbonated corn syrup with carmel color are the same thing
You started driving a tractor at the age of 8, didn't you?

>>150786074
Nah we use ranch

>>150786074
ketchup, honey mustard, and honey bbq are the only acceptable dips
kill yourself brownoid.

>>150786114
Ranch goes on cheese pizza

>>150785899
Danny can play, always believed. The Giants are such a dysfunctional shithole of an organization I don't think anyone could have succeeded there. He had too many flashes of good QB play to be actual trash.

>>150786051
Ontowhat? Tendies in coke?

>>150785616
Yea being told by a retard that their current QB is too good so he'd rather fall to the 5th round & end up as QB3 for one of the most embarrassing franchises in history. Yea, the Ravens really have egg on their face on that one & not Shitteur

>>150786129
blacks please leave

This is the look of a man whose wife lives in Canada, so you wouldn't know her.

>>150786127
Ketchup?? Absolutely disgusting I can just tell you’re fat.

I've been on a diet of
Blueberry/Strawberry smoothies with non fat greek yogurt, raw milk and water for breakfast
Beef jerky throughout the day to keep me at satiety
and cold eye round roast beef cooked rare at night, usually with a 12 oz glass of raw milk

I also gym 5 days a week, a lot of people there think I'm on steroids but I'm not.

>>150786150
>It's been 11 years since Aaron Rodgers proclaimed he “really, really like[s] winning” when asked if he was a loser — but the New York Jets quarterback is still frustrated about the question in the first place.

>“I think I was upset with the framing [of the rumor] because it was meant to shame the idea of being a loser, and I have so many friends that are losers in the community,” Rodgers, 40, recently told author Ian O’Connor for his new biography, Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers.

>“I’m like, say anything you want about me, but do you understand these people are using this to shame the idea of being a loser?” the former Green Bay Packers legend elaborated. “That’s just disrespectful to all my friends who are in the community who don’t believe that it’s a choice. They were making it seem like you’re shaming people for being losers, when a lot of them, if you ask them, they didn’t ask for this life. ‘This is who I am.’”

>Rodgers explained that he “want[ed] to go after … the people [with loserphobic views] … not in relation to me, because I could give a s*** what they thought about me, but that they’re using this to shame, like it’s a bad thing to be a loser. Like it’s a negative.”

>>150786127
popeye's mardi gras mustard dipping sauce is the best. shame they don't sell it in stores

>>150786149
coward

>The Baltimore Ravens planned to take Shedeur Sanders in the fifth round, but before Baltimore could turn in the card, the former Colorado star let it be known that he didn’t want to be on a roster with Lamar Jackson, where he would be a backup. Sanders wound up going three picks later to Cleveland, which plays today in Baltimore, which could have been Sanders home.
https://www.espn.com/contributor/adam-schefter/38d8fc647fc2e

>>150786162
Bet them farts are rank

>>150786156
stop being brown

>>150786162
I remember the /fit/ meme of eating onions to raise T levels and some bald guy was actually trying to test it out. Wonder what happened with all that

>>150786147
Well the fact that he'd rather fall to the 5th round than get drafted by a team with a runningback disguised as a QB is pretty embarrassing, yeah. He knows he wouldn't be able to learn shit from lameme. I mean, do you really want to have this guy be your teacher?

>>150786189
Interestingly enough, I don't fart hardly at all. Most farts come from high fat/processed carb diets which my diet largely lacks besides the raw milk.

>>150786178
I meant for tendies but I will obviously make room for "unique" sauces. A real non brown would consume what dip they want and care not for the whims of anons though.
Just... who the fuck puts ranch on pizza/tendies? Eat a salad motherfucker damn.

>>150786138
>Ontowhat
Cincinnati

>>150786191
I’m extremely white but the non-trash kind of white. You must be a rural obese white. Let me guess, you drink energy drinks in the morning?

>>150786170
I can't understand why he just doesn't come out as a faggot already.

>>150786178
you can get it on amazon

>>150786193
I remember that as well, one of the more prevalent 'bro science' movements in recent memory

>>150786127
buffalo nigga

>>150786237
It was pretty funny all around. Been years since it happened

>>150786228
Lots of projection kek
Do better.
>>150786239
That is for wings not tendies.

>>150786182
what a dumbass

>>150786239
Buffalo isn't very good on tendies, definitely better on wings. Buffalo wings dipped in bleu cheese >>>

>>150786234
holy shit. thanks, buying some now.

>>150786217
>ranch on salad
disgusting

>>150780085 (OP)
Hills a fuckin bum who belongs on the raiders

Should "players" *spit* even have an option of refusal on what team drafts them?

im holding in a shit for fun

how elite is lamar going to be when he cant run anymore? there will probably never be a running qb in the hall of fame because you have to rely on the passing game later in your career which they never bother to refine because you can just run for a first down.

If you aren't dipping them in runny sloppy housemade ranch that makes your tendy look like it just got a handy you are doing it wrong.

>>150786279
Fine but if you're the type of fat brown fuck that puts ranch on pizza or tendies you need SOME sort of salad once in your life kek
I've always used ranch for carrots/celery

*throws tua defenda*

>>150786239
I didn't even try buffalo until a couple years ago because I assumed I already would know what it tastes like. Now it's my favorite.

>>150786295
not elite but if that nigga would start taking nutrition seriously he could still be good for a while

I thought brown people didn't even like ranch and it gave them bubble guts. Or am I thinking about mayonnaise

>>150786311
what defenders?
The phins haven't had an oline in longer than most of you faggots have been alive kek

Will Mac Jones get the dub for the 9ers today?

>>150786360
no you're thinking about being employed

>>150786360
they are lactose intolerant

>>150786395
kek you're alright anon don't come to the gamethreads tomorrow

>>150786395
What that taste like

>>150786395
jej

>>150786398
Wow that's racist

new thread

>>150786422
>>150786422
>>150786422

Who are neutrals watching for the early games?

>>150786149
Niggas don'tt fuck with ranch, that's one, two WE PUT FUCKIN HOT SAUCE or BBQ SAUCE on pizza, don't get it twisted

>>150785433
>Guess you don't either kek

So, what, you have a different way of bypassing that one? Thats what you felt compelled to complain about?

>>150786439
Redzone, or Jags-Bengals

>>150785941
3 bottles of Evian and Chicken Nugs, easily $125 in NYC.