Thread 150783147

cricket-adjacent discussion allowed

McChucker

YFO

>>150783237
he uses ai to come up with posts?

>>150783237
>>150783775
tabla x

status on ind v pak watch? ye.or nay fellas¿

>>150783333
tesla
>>150783158
GOTTEM

Business Idea:
Next time a tournament is hosted in India everyone just refuses to go and instead demands they have their own special venue that they play at for the duration of the tournament

it's up fellas x
https://youtu.be/H7PCaV4FJyE

25 pull-ups today but not warmed up at all and in a jumper and cords (maharishi). 30 is surely in the bag

lgm

hemp is such a god tier material
so breathable but can provide warmth when needed
more clothes should be made of hemp

>>150783946
kek they do be like that

>>150783894
its sunday night unfortunately

certain man be like

literally me

alri

4th reply ITT

imagine if Cameron winter met gene gallagher
hope he would beat him up for being shit

(not too violently mind)

Supposed to be some t20 on

not cricket
not even a sport

so true
unironically havnt watched a single ''''''''delivery''''' of t20 since 2007 me

>PAK 7/2 (2) CRR: 3.5
>Pakistan opt to bat

Fuck her za man hits a 4 and it's over for Lundia

Hardick getting raped after going blonde

corr we are getting hammered

how come no one told me the dutchess of kent died? I've been gunning for that position for year

>>150785771
didn't even know

just listened to a lady from hull talking about how her parents were cousins

>>150786113
Is she royalty or pakistani?

Fuckher Theman got caught out

if Cameron winter met charlie Simpson he'd give him a fist pump and hug and be like 'i loved grand unification bro'

imagine being a grown man and unironically listening to a busted spinoff band (fun fact I once said this as a joke and then later found out they actually were a busted spinoff band lmao)

>>150786131
she was white and very working class. Worked as a hairdresser and had tattoos
but she did comment on exactly what you mention- 'if the royals can do it why couldn't they', which I found amusing

>>150786457
grand unification is a good album
it's also basically prog because its telling a story
If imaginal disk is prog then so is grand unification

>Eng-SA washed out
>Pak being useless against India
b o r i n g

yeah and then 2 zoomers appeared out of the sky and said you have an amazing 8 pack. stop confusing your weird dreams for reality again you weird neek freak

2 upfront zoomer chads in Scarborough

>>150783165
zdro discernible melodies

mental how much Dua lipa is worth considering she has never produced one single discernible melody

zamn

she's worth nothing to me

how did five guys manage to produce a burger so lacking in flavour

how did the hundred manage to be so unbelievably boring

cricket?

see? this is why bard is objectively protag
not rigging polls aside, he actually moved with the times and embraced t20s and even played and promoted The Hundred to the next gen. the foreheaded toothpicked one is content to live in 1972 forever and is completely anti-progress (bit like in bouldering)
I know who I'd rather have a pint and five guys with

Bumrah the shitter

>bards boyfriend claiming I rigged in the poll and not himself, to no great fruitition mind
also show me a toothpicker who can do +60kg chin-ups and I'll show you a picture of mcgrath bowling with a straight arm

Pandya the shitter

>PAK 127/9 (20) CRR: 6.35
>Shaheen Afridi scored more sixes than all batsmen combined

>muh chin ups
you've basically given up on bouldering like you gave up on having an honest poll after the first 2 votes came in lol

lmao bnob rocks up to /cric/ every weekend, absolutely heems zachy and leaves
love it

I will never stop bouldering
Though I am aware of my physical limitations. My pull strength certainly isn't one of them, my tarq stiffness is

>>150787934
Ol bingo wings literally posts here all week no idea what you are talking about (apart from 6pm to 6:30pm because that's when The Chase is on)

Gone!
Out!
India 0/1

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15097031/Shameful-moment-Bob-Vylan-celebrate-Charlie-Kirks-assassination.html

Who exactly is the arbiter of when you have said something that crosses the line of not deserving to live anymore. It's simply not real.
Charlie Kirk was just kind of this awkward Christian guy who liked to debate lol. He wasn't even bigoted. Even if he was who gets to decide you are so bigoted you deserve death

The average human is barely even sentient

is the great arbiter of who deserves to live or die an oxford University student with dreadlocks and in loafers?

this is why I failed my a-levels on purpose
knew they were all retarded

you shouldn't be allowed /pol/, /tv/, /fa/ or /biz/ takes. stick to /mu/ takes. no shame in specialising.

I can think I can hold my own at /tv/ and /fa/ takes

looking forward the new geese album dropping in a week or so
obviously going to be a modern triumph and a rare gem

zachy your (mum's) accommodation is now too big for just 1 bloke
need to get a lady friend in asap or it's going to be a much colder winter up north vs the bedsit

got some designer ipas in a maharishi shopping bag
my ancestors in the caves of monmouthshire never could have foresaw this
Proper lucked out

glad you've finally stopped calling it a 'rain coat'

aha
fair play

uk isn't even cold though
I barely even remember last winter. It just doesn't get cold. Bulgarian Winters are cold but even then I didn't turn my heating on
Not working class so won't be turning my heating on

https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=blxCkskDqq1PB43u

Only good band 2025
Cameron winter is so fucking cool, what's even cooler is he is a Christian

*cucktian

>atheistchy b trying to steal bard's gimmicks now
lmao

Never once claimed to be an atheist, and I am not approaching such a thing

Interesting developments in Poland and Romania
I suppose the point is 'we can do this at least and you won't send a squadron of Saab JAS 39 Gripen to st. Petes'

All a bit cowardly and pathetic from Russia really when you think about it

it's like squeezing someone's bicep or something then running away
really quire sad

At the same time NATO don't look good though because they are allowing drones striking Poland
Russians aren't stupid. Backward but not stupid

how is 5 days of toil and 2 days of sitting around thinking about the 5 days of toil humane? who even agreed to that? yeah, let's work 5 for every 2 we don't hahaha. worst negotiators ever

It's completely inhumane
You can argue oh but at least you're not this or that or whatever, but the way being in an office for 8 hours is played off as natural is just ridiculous. We are animals at the end of the day, the 8 hour working day is just way too fucking long and it's an affront to nature being in a grey hellhole with a laptop surrounded by lefty NPCs

having a whinge

When you can do 25 pull-ups a whole world opens up to you
I am basically US navy seal now despite my hatred of the iraq invasion

>>150787305
I only played The H*ndred begrudgingly
It's an aberration and a threat to everything that is good and pure about county cricket
I have no problem with T20 as a bit of fun thoughever

Navy Seal of giving handies to blokes in the pub toilets

I absolutely despise t20 with every fibre of my being

>>150796821
wasn't a particularly witty or clever remark desu

Academia is a conformity test
Free will isn't real
1 Russian soldier has died in Ukraine since the invasion began

you were too distracted by your pokemon games to get your head down
don't think you were 'too dumb' for your gcses and a-levels desu
but also wouldn't have been a top-tier student because the work ethic just isn't there. bit of a homework copier which has followed on in adult life - bouldering from reddit, parsiq from jeet threads on /biz/, /fa/ trends etc.

I never enjoyed school really
And although I am not necessarily stupid, my head was just never in that game
It might be for you, but it wasn't for me

Fredie Flintoff's Field of engshit Spackers

>my head was just never in that game
yeah it was probably being shoved down a toilet by your grammar school's chads who referred to you only as 'bowen' lmao

That's not really quite true
I copped some mild bullying in year 7 or so
But overall I gave as good as I got

>beeb crying because India refused to shake hands with terrorists
Jai Russian Oil
Jai Putin
Fuck the w*estern hypocrites

zachy be honest mate have you ever been in a real fight. we know the boxing match isn't happening so you don't need to posture here

Just get it over with and bomb Denmark Putin please
Beats work tomorrow

>>150799672
no

zachy's got a really tarqy posho accent - I'd imagine grammar school children bully those who are a bit more rough sounding than that. it's more likely he went to the toilets to talk about trust funds with sebastian and timothy

Have I? Good

yes lad, we heard the 'roos
it's not RP or anything like that but certainly lower-upper class old money tarquin

engshit spackers should be begging Putin to use his White Swans to drop bombs over this pedo island i'll be on the first flight outta here. Ain't fighting no wh*te man's war

>pedo island
with any luck, we'll go back to just being an island once you fuck off then lol

bnonce do you still miss your og dad (the one that abused you) or did yer mam's new indian fella "fill the gap"?

absolutely done 'im

>>150800064
for >>150799992

>>150799908
it's just the first voice I ever heard
doesn't even sound posh to me in my head

>not a nonce island
NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN

got the baby fantasising nonce on the ropes here lads

Say Russia puts together 4 million men
What happens when. Without the US help
Obviously Sweden and Norway or whatever aren't relevant. Biggest gangsters in Stockholm are Somalian

>what happens
Yuro shits go back the the dark ages where they belong

>>150800255
>Say Russia puts together 4 million men
they did not even have the logistics to support an assault on ukraine's capital city despite the short distance from belarus
now try to use your brain here zachy. i know it's a daily challenge for you
put two and two together
what will happen when a country with such a shit logistical capacity tries to put together four million soldiers?

Don't need Russia to win just need them to kill engshits

ok so why is everyone so obsessed with Russia then

will snitch and hand over zachy myself for all the anti-anglo and pro-welsh weakling posts. traitor

Let wh*te nigs kill each other

pro-welsh is the opposite of traitor, you fat neek

*makes engshits seethe*

From the mountains to the sea
The Welsh will be free

>turbo tarq speaking voice with an anglo mum
randomly decides to be loyal to wales
you'll be gift wrapped before I hand you over neek

I am a class mutt so what
I just wish work didn't exist because oh my days it looms

JUST STOP (T)OIL

*breaks the engshits for good*

>toil on the morrow
I should burn in hell
But I don't deserve this
Nobody deserves this

toil is torture (tit)

>"See how it is, I feel a few things in life are ahead of sportsman spirit," the India captain said.

>"I have told it at the presentation as well that we actually stand with all the victims of the Pahalgam terror attack. And we stand with their families also, express our solidarity. Also, as I said at the post-match presentation, we dedicate this win to our brave armed forces who took part in Operation Sindoor. And as they continue to inspire us all, we will try our best whenever given an opportunity to inspire them as well, if possible."
Justice for Pahalgam. No niceties with a terrorist state a shame they're even giving those beggars even this charity

not sure anyone cares what an obese 45 year old unemployed neek from Leicester thinks mate

Who is paying for britjeets bennies, and rent?

need test cricket to be back and ideally played seriously by more than just the 3 teams

>bennies
>rent
>obesity
These are subhuman wh*te "people" problems. Hindus are 1% of the population but contribute 6% of the tax. And let's be clear, i'm am by a considerable distance the best sportsman in /cric/ it's not even close

my mate just got drafted in Poland

>>150788642
separate the art from the artist cucks in shambles right now

I love working on a construction site, nowhere I'd rather toil

Me personally? I think coaching would be a lot of fun to do

how come zoomers look so fucking gay all the time?
just struggle to believe this dude crushes puss

Pitch at Surrey looking very green.

>only the Surrey game had any play today
grim almost beyond belief. That’s what happens when you schedule games for the second half of September.

Realised today I handle conflict like a woman
Annoyed with my deano manager so instead of confronting him about it and having it out I'm just getting increasingly surly with him, giving him one-word answers or just thumbs-upping his instructions instead of replying to them
Was so furious this afternoon that I signed off an email with just my name, without so much as a "Regards" or "Thanks" to precede it

strange thing to admit

whatta poofter

>ind v pak match
>mail a preemptive YFI to cric
>give a nod to britBHAI by posting an akhand bharath webm
>post britcel gimmick AFTER
>make a reservation 2 whole hours BEFORE scheduled match finish tiem
only LEGENDS will queem dis¡!!
https://youtu.be/TfQzBRLq2CE

jeets eat poo btw

everytime you see a post by a dirty, stinking poo-munching, curry-munching shit-skin, if they were saying it out loud you would just get those words mixed with poo.

Smell like shit and talk shit.

Back from my first pre-season competitive on court sesh. First half was MD a shitshow ngl it's to be expected after an enforced absence. Played MS 2nd half and that was goodd

>>150818607
The most enigmatic poster of /cric/ bar none. Not my usual type of music fella but i do occasionally spin Burial's Untrue - takes me back to the days of taking the tube and night buses around the central london

Also picked 2kg of fruit out of my garden to make some tasty autumn chutney little seething engshit rent cucks could never

gardens aren’t big enough in Spinney Hills to get 2kg of fruit. Nice larp paki.

>>150818827
>>little engshit rent cuck seething about not being able to pick fruits from his garden because he's too poor to have one
>Love it AS U WERE X
>
>At least another 7kg but it's too windy to risk it now

3 more on court seshes to go this week one technical, competitive and XD. Beats being a little seething workshy engshit paki who seethes 24/7 about being cucked by an Indian fella all day long

sleepy lil cric this one
looks like everyone was busy at toil today
hope you had a good Monday wagies, 4 more days to go lmao

>competitive
>literally plays girls
lmaooooo

>>150818727
a la tabla x
https://youtu.be/6Vwo_RcLc64
>>150818751
bbbBBBAASED

my current todo is to create a syrup from fig leaves. heard tis the tits with some tea ngl

My life could be better

>>150820070
up and at 'em fella x

>>150783147 (OP)
is chloe cricket adjacent?

>>150820070
same
could be 2 inches taller and a have a 1 inch longer penis (2 would too much there)
but hey we can't have it all

>Last 3 (now 4) posts by Kiwi flags
Is this the grim state of modern day cricket?
We don't even play cricket as far as I'm aware, more of a steeplechase nation.

thats been debunked

>>150822807
No girth increase?

>>150827322
fair point. would happily go up a half-inch or so there

They should make bard the new king of Nepal. His laptop thumbing skills could single handedly save the country. Just dont let him near the cricket team they may catch his batting disease

Zachy is scared of Nepal because real mountain climbing would expose his fraudulence and severe redditism

Nepal is a Hindu Rashtra

Cucktianism has been a horrendous blight upon humanity. The world is crying out for a return to Sanatan Dharma

>>150827394
oh no, he'll have to miss the mountains another time and cancel his skateboarding and windsurfing plans!

>>150827439
>expose his fraudulence and severe redditism
to be fair - his limit of v4 in fake climbing already does that

>>150827029
better now that we're talking bout your boyfriends and india-adjacent countries?

>>150827394
Been talking to my contact on the ground in Kathmandu and he says it's fine now

>>150827419
So true
More of a bowlsman these days

>>150827471
Really admire your commitment to the "adventure sports are bad" gimmick

>>150827496
>wh*tes talking about Bharat
>ever a good thing
Leave my little brother alone

mad how bard's mate cost him 200 quid in tickets lmao that's a lot of freetoil

*sounds of bnonce noshing off his pimp*

>>150827638
He cost us £200 collectively, £100 each
That's about 3 hours of freelancetoil after the government steals its 50% tax
Absolutely fuming, but what can you do

>>150783147 (OP)
Hunting an elephant (one of the smartest and most empathetic animals) really took away from his legacy

>>150827762
it was a different time mate

>>150827762
he's outed himself as a bit of a moron in recent years too
his legacy as a cricketer is intact, legend of the sport
but he's not a great guy

just got off an '''''awareness'''' toil call where they said we can't say 'guys' anymore in meetings because it can be considered offensive
game's gone

>>150827762
>NoOOoOOO you can't hunt an animal in the wild if it's a little bit smarter than the others
>Factory farm killings of ~80 billion chickens and 1.5 billion pigs and 300 million cows and 440 million goats and 3 trillion fish each year is fine

Never really understood meat eater logic desu

>>150827843
Public or private sector?

>>150827762
They usually kill the old bulls who's balls have stopped working but are still too strong for the young bulls to usurp and the females don't get impregnated with new genes to add the gene pool reducing the ability for the elephants to survive in the wild and increasing their chances of going extinct. This is not to mention the massive curated wild life sanctuaries that people privately hunt on allowing the elephants to live in relative peace without fear of being poached for ivory. Also the meat from the kill is usually given to the local tribes for free.

>they said we can't say 'guys' anymore in meetings
based proponent of FOY

off to the doctor tomorrow, pray with me that's it's terminal

>Glenn, between our 2nd and 3rd test on this SA tour, we've arranged for a beautiful safari trip and our tour guide, Mpale, has said we'll be given the special privilege of seeing all 5 of the major endangered species of this great nation
>Glenn:

pls glammy pls do not bottle this

wish i stuck with learning coding when i was 14

>>150827778
Would just be happy if McChucker never did any more commentary and they got a decent pozzie instead. If this requires hunting him and shooting him dead with a powerful rifle I will take one for the greater good

>>150828099
Why? Ai does all that shit now

>>150828162
yeah but the problem is that now i don't know the advanced concepts that senior developers know that allows them to continue to be hired (while AI replaces lowly coders' roles)

mornin' gooblas x
https://youtu.be/0bFbx3fIUoc
...
survivorla/tsunderela u in moite¿

EY-EY OHHH EE OHHHHH EE OH EY AH-AH HEY-EY OHHHH EE OH EY AH-AH

fuck up sebbo

https://youtu.be/wUJ7qErI7ME
x

bit chilly. reckon it's heating on time in the next week or so lads
and no I don't believe any of you who claim to keep it off all year

I called nolan trite and derivative at work today
a guy asked if I was using trite correctly and what he was derivative of
I had no answer
not a good day

derivative is an answer to itself. you should not ask what it derives from. it insists upon itself and that is enough

>>150828876
Gonna wait till october me though it's getting a bit chilly. Once you start you can't go back x

I was using trite correctly

can't imagine an Australian saying trite can you
I mean you could but it would have to be a really posho aussie like Cate Blanchett or someone, not just a regular bloke
do it. try to imagine Shane Warne or Mitchell Starc say 'trite' in the middle of an interview now. just doesn't work does it. this lad must be the zachy of Perth

le.teoula..u finished downloading yet moite¿??

>>150828180
Ask AI what those concepts are

Cate Blanchett is electrifying in Tár (2022)

what an assortment of special faggots you have here in this general

Swear my Deano manager must be a coke head
We're all working hard trying to clear the high back load of work and he's gone and tagged us all in the group chat demanding we all stop and share a fun fact about ourselves
Just let us work man, for fuck's sake

being asked a fun fact about yourself is so grire. should be a banned question desu
I've never have a good answer - hard to know if it's truly 'fun' or too / not interesting enough

>>150829476
First it was the mandated joke every morning in the daily stand-ups
Then it was the "share a gif to represent how you're feeling" diktat
Now the demand to share a fun fact (which I also had to do in one of the stand-ups last week when introducing myself to someone new, so that's TWO fun facts I have to think of)

This new team is HELL

you should just be like
>In my spare time, I'm the protagonist of an online cricketing debate forum and my existence constnatly makes a toothpick armed poll rigger and his alter ego jeet nonce character seethe

From the mountains to the sea
The Welsh and Balochis will be free

>>150829430
classic le troula x

>>150829429
me¿ it's béla tarr's Turin horse

*cricket*
how apropos¡!!

Great day at the county championship today (ignore flag I am using mobile data)

>>150832052
Why are you in the media section lad?
Just what the DEVIL do you do for a living?
Enjoy the Pears cricketing masterclass?

>>150829651
Not quite sure my dear peers would have understood that one
They're too dim to operate on our level

Back from the ol' on court sesh. Another tale of 2 halves. Certain niggle is limiting my MD game but MS is at a good pre-season base

>>150835687
>blaming nigs
racist twat

They call him zachy b because he b on his knees bowen towards me

Wouldn't mind some opium right now

zahcy blowen a peewee

the only good cricket trophy ever desu

playing golf today. don't expect it will go well.

Seriously, how to get some opium?

>>150836610
i'll ask the lads at golf, check back in later

>>150836627
Nice one peewees are useful after all. Beginning to understand why Prince was on fentanyl

watch the FUCK OUT england
konstas is scoring centuries at respectable strike rates now

ya¿ what was his control like fella? is he still trying to scoop his way lmoa

well he hit three 6s so I cant imagine hes channelling his inner dravid

>>150837996
Mad how he completely mind broke kohli so bad he retired

NO SAAR VIRAT SHOWED HIM HIS DADDY

I'm barely posh. trite is an english word and we speak english here

>>150838096
AHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZj_xuZSHd4

disgusting from dravid really

UNSTOPPABLE

Cuckstralia

>>150840816
I hope he makes a mockery of our PM like he did the saffa PM

>>150840816
hope he keeps pushing us into the warm and fatherly embrace of comrade xi

>>150840832
Why? He's a corrupt cunt
>>150840848
Will never happen. You and the brits are under the US thumb

>>150840894
get better bait zachy

>>150840905
>USA: jump
>you: how high?

think we need an aussie countysperg
domestic cricket on as we speak and no one posted about it

>>150840894
some grumblings of it. if it were palatable to the based retard average voter albo would probably do it in a second. outside of history and closer cultural alignment china is probably the better option for australia at the moment, just like how the us became the better option for us during ww2 and we ditched the uk overnight

>>150840937
trump on the verge of tearing this agreement up lad

>>150841020
China can never be world police
>>150841024
Picrel. Though i heard they will station some new B-21s down under

>China can never be world police
that's a good thing. >we don't really care about that, more being aligned with the dominant naval power in the pacific which increasingly is looking to be china
>Though i heard they will station some new B-21s down under
nah >we are thinking about buying some

It does matter. Oz exists under the boot of whoever secures the global trade routes which never has been or likely will be Xina

not global trade, pacific trade. which as I said can and very possibly will soon be china
we don't for instance have any real interest in what happens in the mediterranean, the black sea or the persian gulf, while the us very much does care and has spent decades in armed conflict over it

our economy essentially exists by feeding off the chinese teat too. a conflict with china is essentially suicide for australia, and the us is more and more hawkish on china

Raw material export goes the China and India sure but what about your wine and other exports

Still i don't imagine you lot flying Chinese fighter jets

china is a big wine market I think, but that's barely a blip in the economy. energy and resources followed by agriculture (grains and meats) are basically our entire exports and the eu and us combined represents barely 10% of that last I checked, essentially the equivalent of south korea alone

back from golf
no one knows any opium dealers, sorry

how was the swing mate
got a 9 hole round lined up for sunday me

fucking dog shit all day
but played one real sweet flop shop over a tree to like 2 feet, looked real good
then we had a little chip-off for a beer at the end and i won that, so good day
hope your 9 goes well

>>150840816
>I'm going to tell!
kek

based rain going to promote glammy

writing a treatise on the 90s safe-horny / 00s horny-horny divide. will not be mentioning any controlled demolitions of any buildings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA5jsa1lR9c

>>150840816
should have asked him is opinion on the ashes

anyone got a stream for Aus A vs Ind A test match?

>>150841288
>peewee falls short again
At least you tried fella

>>150841500
Pissing it down in Carmarthenshire too
Shit on the weekend as well
Wales needs to sort itself out pronto

chucking a poo in the immediate

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMFTSxnSJm-/

dewald is a good boy

>short
>reel
>x.com
shalln't

shallnt or cannt because of ofcom lol

walking to bouldering

bouldering to bumdering

>>150842051
GOTTEM

sitting down to watch the latest redbar kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4o_nHq3y74
challenge any man itt to watch just 10 minutes without laughing once simply not possible

>redbar
me¿ moar of a redgreen show fella ngl x
https://youtu.be/jLBDqchND0s

There's cricket on

no international cricket on

Currently losing to Ireland lads

Living rent free in bnonce's head even more than his og abuser dad

>>150842842
dinosaur jr lookin' mf fr

Currently watching the cricket (Surrey vs Notts on Sky Sports Cricket)

Will be pretending to be Irish later if Ireland win

The ground they're playing at is called The Village so presume it's a par 400 pitch

Pears confirmed relegated but such is life
Basically umpballed in every match but such is life

>pretending
bard is irish

smiley face [2007} is proof that women can be funny

cricket

This hume fella is not very good

personally couldn't give any less of a toss who wins

me¿ two or three things I know about her ('67)

game's gone

I used to play stick cricket like that during IT class

me¿ book cricket in primary school

yfo yourself, smelly

all u fella x

†smella

>bnonce getting bullied out of /brit/ thinking he won't get bullied in /cric/
What a faggot

Got bnonce dancing the way his dad Soul Limbdo'd his arsehole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shlpUwfy8JE
for anyman wanting to dip his toes in the 'bar

>>150844470
kek the pic that ended fatjeet and shitjeet
they've never had a good reply to this

fucking hell this spewing /pol/ bon mots shit is getting boring as fuck. why not instead of describing what you don't like suffix what you don't like with -slop. easy as.

pajeetsslop

this

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob.

What might one call this?

>>150848384
you alright saffabro? those messages are a bit unhinged

>>150848384
YWNBAW

>>150847247
based three6 appreciator

these bitches love sosa
o end or no end
fucking with them o boys
you gonna get fucked over

Fuck-fuck-fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case (gang, gang)
But I ain't beat that case, bitch, I did the race (skrrt, skrrt)
Beat it up, where I nut? Shawty face (lil' bitch)
Eli Blast crackin' 4s like a vase (gang)
Pop a nigga then I go out my way (skrrt)
Do the dash then I go out the way
Rob-rob-rob a nigga shoes, rob a nigga lace (gimme that shit, nigga)
We tryna see a hunnid bands in our face (skrrt)

NIGGAS IFFY UH
BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH
GOT THE BLICKY UH
DRUM IT HOLD FIFTY UH

SCUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM
GAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

loser

hahahahaha cricket lol so true lmao

>>150855091
Better than UK hours obsessing over poopdickschizo and pissbuttfag

>>150848384
Didn’t know you were a jeet?

Neekstershire relegated
GET IN

SHES IN LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>tattoo
grire

>>150855361
no woman is immune

bard's oxbridge phd greatest UC contestant of all time sister on the right btw

>>150855361
Visiting Gary self-described best trader in the world Stevenson?
Wealth tax on the way to New Zealand

>>150855414
As I think you well know, tattoo sister and PhD sister are different sisters
Tattoo sister is also quite smart but admittedly a bit mentally deranged

Am actually broadly in favour of a wealth tax (we need to come down hard on the wealth-hoarding rent-seeking landlords (like the Bowens) who are bleeding the humble hard working people of this country dry) but Gary Stevenson is a bit bloody insufferable

personally would prefer if all property was owned by corporates and then they could control the rental market

Just want to say that Flight of the Concords is NOT reddit

politics of envy innit. a high tide raises all boats.

>>150855361
classic british beachside apartment

>>150855658
kek

songs such as time to live by ariel pink

visualising a handicap under 15
manifesting
re-engaging jocko style

>>150855361
fit looks good let's see the back

bouldering later

>that's an expensive piano
he really said this

*pretends to know the first thing about music in your path*
lmao

https://store.warnermusic.com.au/products/marquee-moon-rhino-high-fidelityunnumbered?_pos=122&_fid=dd6d9a0e2&_ss=c
>add ugly label over the album artwork
>double the price plus tip

Could be one absolute heck of a finish in the Vitality Blast County Championship Division 1 here

the order, brought to you by mastercard

not one "chick" will be allowed to listen a single second

Neu aren't very good
rest is /cric/ approved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAXYMOgHQI4
the literal definition of a good song

>>150856572
15 year old musician here: this is very inspiring to me. I just found it tonight, and I've heard of krautrock before but never really checked it out, I know King Gizzard experimented with it but this is my true first introduction to the genre. This is incredible, I would love to try playing with this style in my own music.

krautrock? more like can't rock

um sweaty 'kraut' is an offensive term in 2025
we call it germanicrock

can > neu > faust
mark e smith knew this

Pitchfork Media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

did read pitchfork today I admit but only on my way to the quietus

Slurrey closing in on the championship lads

>>150856657
kek so true
this lad with the vinyls is basically /mu/: the australian

if it's in stock in a record store it's going to be mu essentials yes

trumps mum was born a subject of the British crown
means he could be UK PM lol

should my next investment be a drum kit or modular synths

>>150856680
Worcestershire's brave Dillon Pennington and Josh Tongue will take the last few wickets before Surrey get to 315, trust me

Reckon slurry could baz a win from here easy. Shame as would like to see Notts win rather than them.

>>150856787
those are expensive pianos

CAMON NOTTS YOU FUCKING SHITTERS

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

GONE GOTTEM

why do Notts have to take from the rich (Worcs) and give to the poor (themselves)? sad. it should be the opposite with such a big county

RIGGED

>plumb lbw
>not out
Notts playing against 12

Surrey have just given a massive bung to this umpire.

AND ANOTHER

GONE GOTTEM FISHER THE FUCKER OFFER

>clean bowled
NOT OUT

t. Slurrey ump

>easy singles off the last ball
Fuck is Capt Hamas doing?

CAUGHT
FUCK OFF

GONE GOTTEM CAUGHT


SURREY LOSE THE CHAMPIONSHIP (pretty much)

>Pearsman Tongue with the final 3 wickets

Told you

This is now a laugh at slurry thread

Special thanks to Smibley Bibbly for turning wins into draws for Slurrey

Time to switch to Som v Hamps yo see our lad Washy Sundar save the game

>Sibley bad
? Has averaged 64.4 and scored over 1200 runs this season, top run scorer in the division.

*ignores SR*

at bouldering

don't care didn't ask stay on reddit

>>150783147 (OP)
now that the dust has settled did he remarry maybe a little too quickly?

How many games are Somerset going to draw this year because of the genius "just bowl Leach all day" strategy? I count at least 3 so far.

>outbowlwd by the spawn of vaughan
Leach and Batshit bros...

>>150857707
They even have a third spinner who has barely bowled.

Bashit doesn’t play for Somerset anymore. He (doesn’t) play for Glamorgan.

Bashits stats for Glammy this season:
In 3 innings over 3 matches: 71.5-7-304-2.

In fairness all three of those matches were in April. Overall FC average of 48.7 btw.

First name on the teamsheet Down Under i'm ready for Bashitball

GLAMMY /CRIC/ PROMOTION PARTY
TOMORROW 6PM ONWARDS

>>150862030
>top division for first time in 21 years
christ that’s a long time

>glammylad
>isn't welsh
2 such cases

ur a case mate
a fucking head case

>>150862030
bLASED

>>150856437
lgm

>>150856437
don't forget to update your discogs profile fella x

>>150862030
Only if we can have a Worcestershire One Day Cup Champions 2025 party on Saturday night

(probably won't be in on Saturday night desu)

(probably going to have to change it to runners-up party anyhowever desu)

>Foxes back where they belong
>six string hack's hacks relegated
People who's cities don't have a statue to commemorate a sporting treble shouldn't be allowed to post here

it should be illegal for a state funded news media outlet to turn off comments on their social media posts

Anguish should be illegal

>>150863472
there was a court decision that held that any site with an online comment section includong on insta etc could be sued for defamation based on comments made on the post so they now shut them off on any controversial post

>>150864126
thats fucking dumb and should be overturned

Beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon's new film, Big Bold Beautiful Journey, is now playing in theatres!

Are you going to see it /cric/?

>>150868629
ghoulish

>>150868930
I think you meant to say gorgeous

>>150868999
she would be perfect for a role in the next Addams Family movie
or one of the prisoners if they ever remake Shutter Island

to me, she is a beautiful stunning queen

>>150869165
Based and correct
>>150869150
Cucked and incorrect

who would actually be the queen of /cric/?
isa?

>>150869184
chlöe

>>150869193
based
>>150869174
cringe

>>150869184
kath

not sure how some irrelevant c-lister would ever be queen of /cric/
at least kath, isa and Grace are connected to the game

>>150869184
Sarah Gadon

>>150869208
can I get you to run a good pic of kath through this, fella

>>150869367
good shout for melie now that elyse is old and used up

Mitch Owen just brought up his 50 in the 5th over

>>150869440
he kinda needs to become a top 3 batsman, there's just no space for him in our middle order right now

>>150869440
I could be wrong (my sincerest apologies if I am) but this doesn't sound like test cricket so I do not care.

and then went out the next ball he faced kek

it gets to friday afternoon and I start clapping pumping my fists and saying woohooo

>>150869824
Tonight I'll be heading home and staying in for the night, might even grab a Barista Brothers iced coffee from the service station on the way home, mostly because my weeks pay just went in and I like to treat myself. I've become pretty fond with the flavour of this brand of milk but it's really the texture that sells me. Ice Break doesn't even cut it anymore. Might even try the iced chocolate next week (heard good things).
Last week an Ice Cube song came on NOVA when I was on the way home and that really topped things off, I'm generally not a big rap music fan but after a bit of caffeine I feel as if I listen to music with more of an open mind, but hey, that's just me. My mate says the same thing too.
I go out most weekends though, usually because I can't check in on facebook at my house, Aldi mobile data goes pretty quickly and I'm not keen on a wifi plan because my cousin had a bad experience with Dodo.
Internet that flies (lmao not).
Yes I've been out to cloud nine before, and no I didn't enjoy it. Not much room to move and plus I sweat easily, I'd rather be at a comfortable temp when I'm doing the nae nae.

Speaking of ice cube, does anyone happen to have "Straight outta Compton" on DVD? I still haven't seen it and I feel like I haven't quite missed the boat on that one.

>>150870035
AHHHHHHH STFU LEAVE US ALONE AHHHHHHH

>>150870035
morning

>>150869367
*mmmmmmMNNNMMMMMWWWAAAHHH*

morning bongbros
g’day ausbros
kia ora kiwibros
….sebbo

x

Oi Sebbo how's that white rat of yours doing?

>nothing but t20 slop on every day
sick of it

wake up a bit earlier champ
one day comps on in aus

>>150870035
why do you announce your entrance to the thread like this every day
can't you just say "hi" or "gm sirs" like a normal person

pretty sad seeing Flintoffs face these days
glad hes alive but man that must've sucked, I'm sure its humbled him immensely

>>150870685
he’s like the hunchback of notre dame the way he hides away these days :(

Chippy lunch on the cards
Clients offline today so fuck all to do

Business idea: alcohol patches/pouches, similar to nicotine slowly releases alcohol and gets you pissed. Skips the drinking part. I’m a genius.

business idea: cricket but one match lasts an entire week

getting a good laugh outta the reels of the young kids who make "road to the aus team" series but are clearly fucking shithouse for their age

>white rat of yours
wat

it's code for YFO

twoshay

>>150870593
GOTTEM

>>150870770
He's done a TV show with several seasons and is England's bowling coach and regularly appears on TV in that role too. Hardly hiding away desu. Did in the year or so after the accident though, admittedly

Ollie Robinsons missus is cute and a golfer

gm sirs

insane there are men itt who think neu aren't good

neu not as good as a full strength can xi but mog faust do not mention kr*twerk

they are alri
me¿ moar of a Klaus schulze and Pete namlook kinda cat ngl

in an act to cosmically realign /cric/ away from pussy drying, party killing music, I went out after work and bought the 45th anniversary reissue of Alice Cooper - Trash on 180g.

put a sock in it blubbo my posts aren't for you

What should be done about women?

I was once deeply in love with a troubled fatherless greek girl with a mentally ill mother who enjoyed the music of the fall but she moved to m*lbourne

hmm .who are they for fella¿

also bought an sphygmomanometer because the doc says I'm finna die

once day might meet a good irish catholic girl like my grandfather prayed for on his deathbed

if my flat were a dish it would be xi'an biang biang noodles

hit me with yer numbers systolic, kid

stupid autocorrect
sbp/dbp

>>150872032
so true but my townhouse

my posts¿ they are for everyone
simple as x

brb

no man itt writes a better letter than me. mad how good my penmanship is. many people have said this

>>150856787
get a moog fella x
https://youtu.be/8Idd8ll7QV0

my question wasn't for you

>>150872136
x

talking to his aus proxy again hours

advantage medbedev

not convinced cigarettes are bad for you
did the science factor in the benefits of nicotine probably not

it's past my bedtime

microplastics have made cancer a guarantee so what about the mental health benefits of a nice cig. the value of a precious moment of contemplative reflection is unknown to ""science""

cigarettes are bad for you but not as bad as being a gameshow addict with massive droopy bingo wings

simply not true

Leonard Cohen has died :'(

>>150872112
*Pensmanship

Someone needs to study the benefits of watching The Chase

>Cohen
Hmmm

>>150872266
nicotines fine (albeit addictive)
smoke and vapour isnt

English people are boring, arrogant, humourless, stupid and ugly

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1859921/
this was buried by big ""science""

I prefer this study
>Smoking men had significantly higher levels of total and free testosterone compared with men who never smoked (p < 0.001 and <0.01 respectively). Both total and free testosterone levels increased significantly with increasing number of cigarettes smoked daily (p < 0.001). Smoking men had 15% higher total and 13% higher free testosterone levels compared with men who never smoked.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17163954/

doesn't mean smoking raises test
just that neeks are less likely to smoke

maybe read the study retard cigarettes are good for you

wouldnt that mean test levels wouldnt increase as the num of cigs smoked daily goes up?

yes!

he has no response to that lmao
because it would mean that lmao

topped up
varations on last night's theme
future days on back order so not in the shipment

good to see someone clearly earning an income from their own hard work

tracking says it was shiped from brunswick. very telling

Another pointless and mind numbing weekend of nobooze

no reason to subject yourself to that

on stupid money so may as well spend it stupidly. still waiting on advice on whether it's a drum kit or modular synth next

work drinks tonight
reddit meet tomorrow night

bleak

>>150873251
drum kit
modular synth fucks but youre not ready yet

>>150873295
any recs on the drum kit lad?

>>150873251
do you mean eurorack, or like a matriach?

>>150873302
yamaha BB734A is a great drumkit

he really thought that was a piano

>>150873307
not him but a eurorack is a dream, a matriarch is a passing thought

>>150873307
will look into this next pay cheque

the toothpick armed neek probably opened notes on his google pixel (phoneposting mong) in his dirty little bedsit and brainstormed meme ideas on hist notes app against bicep curling chads. he happened to be watching the chase at the same time on his unironic TV (boomer mong) and his toothpick arms got tired after typing that so he stuck with it

>>150873353
just remember:
Make Noise Math = reddit
Befaco Rampage = 4chan

also old donnie has FUCKED prices on all this kind of shit. fr I'd go drumkit. $1000 on marketplace would get you something mint

cannot imagine not phone posting
imagine owning a desktop computer in the current year. disgusting

>>150873315
>>150873329
KEK

going outside for a cone and a test booster

>>150873415
screenshotted and will abide by this 100%

I'm phoneposting because I don't want to get out of bed

>aus flag
>music
what's the point though? how old is australia? in all that time and with all those people they've only ever produced 2 decent musicians. the odds are really stacked against you, just take up cricket or swimming or something

>>150873502
Kylie Minogue and Danny Minogue?

my boss has a two album run that legitimately mogs 99% of britisher """poosic"""
not saying who but you will see them discussed on /mu/

>>150873528
The Veronica's

he's pen pals with thurston moore and the main guy from slint

the answer is Nick Cave and Tame Impala
Savage Garden has 1 hit which was the highlight of the last online /cric/ meet but can't really count them for just that

>>150873597
>>150873597
>>150873597