Thread 150794928

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
206

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
217 (216 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 324 (+15)
NOR: 293 (+18)
VER: 230 (+25)
RUS: 194 (+10)
LEC: 163 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 617 (+33)
Ferrari: 280 (+20)
Mercedes: 262 (+14)
Red Bull RBPT: 239 (+25)
Williams Mercedes: 86 (+6)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 951.29 (+50.66)
NOR: 936.19 (+78.17)
TSU: 920.57 (+79.04)

>News:
Max got his DMSB Permit Nordschleife (DPN) grade A, can race a GT3 on the Nürburgring
FIA overturns Carlos Sainz's Dutch GP penalty, so he loses those two penalty points; there's no chance in race outcome
F1 could get around 10 sprint races by 2027 as promoters embrace their 'value'
George Russell still doesn't have a contract for next season
Humiliation for loser H*milton
"I can assure you there won’t be speeds of 400km/h," FIA single seater director Tombazis, going against T*rgertard's claim

friendly reminder

Now that the dust has settled, what was his problem?

>>150794986
Hasn't been given enough time

>>150794986
he cant fill the shoes

>>150794928 (OP)
>F1 could get around 10 sprint races by 2027 as promoters embrace their 'value'
lol, yeah by making shit more expensive

gimi

*wins*

gimi

Swap Albon and NARG

kill george

>>150794986
born to chef
forced to drive

>>150794986
No Ainu genes enough

>>150795383
trutrutru

>>150794928 (OP)
>Catch me if you can

du du du du
max pozzedstappen

hello..?

you have reached a number that is no longer in service

>>150796016
settle down ok

>>150796016
How are youuuu?

>>150796047
>no longer in service
what does this mean?

>>150796016
it is not you I'm looking for

*dial tone*

>>150795401
>"Maxu-san, prease try this very eraborate dish I justu made, it's very guud"

>>150796326
add orange juice

race week in 1 bong 9 bings

>>150796326
i dont get it
elaborate on these translucent slices

>>150796606
2 bongs 7 bings*

gimi

>>150796698
some toxic fish or w/e I don't care I only eat land and air meat

>>150796698
it's Fugu

>>150796983
Fug u too buddy.

Ranking every f1 championship campaign since 80s:
>God Tier
Prost - 1986
Senna - 1991
Schumacher - 1995, 2001, 2002, 2004
Verstappen - 2021, 2023, 2024
>One of the best titles
Prost - 1985
Senna - 1988
Mansell - 1992(raped everyone enough to deserve to be here)
Schumacher - 1994, 2000
Hakkinen 1998
Alonso - 2005, 2006
Vettel - 2011, 2013
Hamilton 2018, 2020
Verstappen 2022
>Deserved champion
Jones - 1980
Piquet - 1981, 1983
Rosberg - 1982
Schumacher - 2003
Raikkonen - 2007
Vettel - 2010
Hamilton - 2014, 2015
Rosberg - 2016
>Literally carried by the car/luck
Piquet - 1987
Prost - 1989, 1993
Lauda - 1984
Hamilton - 2008, 2017, 2019
Button - 2009
Vettel - 2012
>WOAT titles
Senna 1990
Hill - 1996
Villeneuve - 1997
Hakkinen - 1999

>>150796983
simply stun the fish

>>150797315
>every hamilton championship not under "literally carried by the car/luck"
How high on the krok are you?

>>150797402
leave fish alone

>>150797315
2025 goes on WOAT regardless of which McLaren driver gets it

>>150797315
>Senna - 1991
Nice job invalidating your whole list as early as the second line.

>>150797315
>kwablonso
drop the VPN, josé

>>150797315
p decent list desu

>>150797603
Name me another driver that won the title after 4 races while not having a dominant car

Name me another driver that will never win a title and dresses up as a banana

>>150798093
>not having a dominant car
Kek. Also, the whole sport was literally rigged for him.

What is the homosexuality rate among the f1 grid compared to the general population, and what motorsport has the lowest rate of faggery?
.

>>150798603
80%, 50%, rally

When Ollie Bearman awoke one morning, he found himself lying in bed transformed into a giant beetle

>>150798603
20%, 50%, moto gp

>>150798603
>What is the homosexuality rate among the f1 grid
70%, I'd say. Used to be lower, but then the old guard retured and zoomers came in.
>compared to the general population
High estimates go up to 15%, but that's inflated. Realistically, maybe 5%, and that's including bi-sexuals.
>what motorsport has the lowest rate of faggery?
F1 Academy. They're all into women.

MotoGP has actual asscams thoughbeit

>>150799438
but the jockies are all assless twinks

>>150798603
1/e, 1/π, Formula E (Ticktum is so powerfully straight it nullifies any homosexuality in his vicinity)

>>150799520
>twinks
doesn't matter if they are assless

>>150799665
you quoted the wrong post
I misspelled jockeys

we're stooping low

>>150799520
>Dickbum is straight
Doubt that.

>>150798603
what's the % of your homosexuality?

ate undercooked beef yesterday and raw salmon today
imma die slow

>>150800334
you've a immune system, 90 percent of the warnings about raw meat are just to cover the companies arse in the 5 percent of cases where the meat actually is half-rotten.

>>150800334
Idk about da jamin’ isles but those are two proteins I never worry about undercooking, they are pretty safe. I would worry more about your alcohol consumption which is literally poison.

>>150800462
that kills the parasites thoughever

>>150800334
and how many trannies did you make out with

>>150800523
That's like burning the house down to kill one cockoach in it.

>>150800639
too many.

>>150800658
are you suggesting that doesnt work?
ivan you know better

I got a reply from the GOAT

>>150800462
>>150800523
The only proven cure for cholera

>>150795213
—all remaining races

>>150800809
Doktor Marko is huffing the hopium

>>150800744
rundown?

>>150800937
Ethereally,. and eternally buckbroken post-2021 Abu Dhabi

what is their keikaku?

What is the homosexuality rate among the /f1/ general compared to the general population?

Why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP

gimi

>>150801057
Same reason why female team sport athletes are lesbians. They are always around men

>>150801057
they're pozzed in the head

La Mision Status:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LStmLlzmXGU

business idea: make liberty broadcast play this song and these graphics every time a driver crashes, retires or drops out in qualifying

also edd straw's official theme song

>>150801057
btw are you the bong who used to ask which driver has the biggest penis?

>>150801367
no i'm the one who admitted to licking my ex gf's bumhole in the previous thread

>>150800809
please let it happen

>>150801426
>implying it willn't be Tsuuu winning every remaining race

Ban all over-body aero, overtakes and good racing happen at low speed, introduce fans to create consistent low speed grip and to regain the downforce and laptime lost from the removal of the wings. So you'd have literally no dirty air, potentially faster cars from the low-speed grip, and amazing racing, easy as, this could literally save F1, but of course it'll never happen - far too sensible and fun.

>>150801404
ass eating is wrong
period.

>>150801488
I agree with you, I am ashamed of myself

>>150801404
Did you use cling-film to insulate yourself from her poo?

>>150801404
what did it taste like?

>>150801596
yucky moist skin. Probably poop too but I always made sure I was drunk when I did it

>>150801057
99.99% I'm the 0.01

>>150801488
>>150801543
you've a immune system, 90 percent of the warnings about raw anus are just to cover the girlfriend's arse (figuratively) in the 5 percent of cases where the arse actually is half-rotten.

>>150801655
>I always made sure I was drunk when I did it
so you lick shitholes regularly?

Who maintains the cleanest arsehole out of Marta Garcia, Fabienne Wohlwend, Sophia Flörsch and Yuki Tsunoda

>>150801739
only 5% chance of that

If the 1950s f1 grid were able to drive the modern cars and the 2025 grid were to drive the 1950s cars which group of drivers would adapt better to the other time's cars?
I kind of want to see if the modern grid would be able to four-wheel drift the old cars with no power steering.

>>150801877
>marta
spanish cities smell of poo so probably not her

>fabi
has her maids clean her anus pink clean with fresh mountain spring water after every poo

>sophia
german so deliberately keeps her asshole shitty

>yuki
has a japanese robot toilet which deep cleans his anus with gadgets and chemicals while sings to him so definitely yuki

>>150801655
How were you able to tell which end of your girlfriend was her arsehole and which was her face?

>>150801911
50's drivers were fat rich middle-aged men who raced for fun, they wouldn't even be able to brake on the modern cars. It's not even a question but still it somehow remains a common question.

>>150802037
Inversely you think the modern drivers could wrench the old cars around corners with their muscles? All their training goes into their neck, the rest of their bodies are as thin as possible to save weight.

>>150802037
>t. 18-year-old who can't even drive manual cars

>>150801877
sophia has weeks old dried poop tangled in her ass hair

>>150802091
>soon there will be fags who dont know what a manuel vroom is

>manuel is literally only in enthusiast cars
>even needs the enthusiast trim for shitboxes

>>150802064
I can't say I've driven a gripless hot dog at over 200km/h but speed negates the need for powersteering. Modern F1 drivers do train other muscles too though.

>>150802091
>unironically thinks driving manual cars is a merit
I've driven an old manual camper van without powersteering through a narrow city when I was 18 years old 10 years ago. How the fuck are you so clueless about the sport?

>>150802114
Id still let her sit on my face

>>150798603
F1 is super straight!!

>>150801404
Why? women barely even like it

>>150802284
Yeah, you're definitely a zoomer without a driver's licence.

>>150802284
>speed negates the need for powersteering

>>150802352
gf (male)

>>150802352
>Why? women barely even like it
My ex liked it, only did it once in the shower so I knew she and her buttshole were clean. I think its the taboo nature or some such. Got to creampie her after so whatever, worth

gimi

>>150802497
>faster ground wheel go
>easier steer wheel turn

Reminder to never date a girl who knows how to rev match

>>150802497
Something something spacetime bends more acutely the faster you.
Trust the Finn. He's asked ChatGPT.

>>150800809
Max literally said he doesn't expect to win again this season in the Monza post-race press conference. RBR on industrial strength copium here

>>150802601
>faster ground wheel go
>more increase down force
>harder steer wheel turn

>>150798603
The men enjoyers are well known

>>150802699
I'm not 12 and whats happening here

>>150802645
I seriously doubt the downforce in 50's cars reached points where it seriously hinders the ability to steer, but what do I know.

>>150802642
>he doesn't know

>>150802867
I'm saying that if you removed power steering on modern cars, they'd be hard to steer because there is so much down force these days

>>150794986
jap zoomers are just lazy

greased palms
cant find the last guy
15 mins
beanbag headshot

>>150802935
They certainly wouldnt have those tiny little steering wheels. There is a reason those old ass cars had big steering wheels

>>150803087
Nippon has fallen...

>>150803087
>the spirit of Bushido
Based おばあさん戦士.
>I'd entertain clients all night
Based おばあさん芸者.
>and go straight to golf
Based ゴルフおばあさん.

bring back stick shift in F1
clutch pedal, gated shifter, no syncs

>>150803087
>i'd entertain clients all night
>38 hours without sleep was normal

>>150803087
Based Japanese zoomers. What’s the point of having a beautiful country if you actually cannot enjoy it

biz idea: replace the steering wheel with a joystick that also controls the active aero

>>150803698
Careful what you wish for. 80% of today's F1 drivers don't know how to deal with light rain.

>>150803087
holy golem

>>150804291
FACT: more crashes = more better

>>150801655
Why the fuck are people liking dirty buttholes nowadays? The golden rule of liking butthole back in my days was to always make sure to do it when you at least were half sure it was reasonably clean down there.

>>150802497
it literally does lmao

>>150804432
pause.

>>150804572
Restart

>>150804685
youre just a whole ass 5'6 queer arent you?

>>150804432
Yjk Latinxers rim you really well. F1 related because senner was a latinx and probably got rimmed all day

>>150804723
5'10 highly straight king of manlets here

>>150804685
leave the gun, take the crumpets

>>150804768
no i remember

>>150804786
Nothing wrong about liking men that look indistinguishable from women

>>150804813
dont disrespect women

>>150804756
Yeah and they make sure to lick clean bumholes. Firs worlders be liking dirty buttholes all day I swear

>>150804840
>t.

>>150797315
Both Hamilton 2018 and 2020 are literally carried by the car/luck -tier

>>150804867
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150804835
I’m just telling it how it is

>>150804855
Don’t let white women see this!

gn /f1/

I think we should call time on this "sport"

>>150805181
gn (I hope I don't wake up)

>>150805223
I do because it's race week

>>150803087
sned me to japan, i'll fixing their birthing problem

God - just imagine it, to be an official breeding officer of the Japanese government, every woman over 25 who is not married will be required to be impregnated by a designated breeder.
Incidentally there must be a single man in human history who has impregnated the most women, what would that number be? 10,000? 100,000? A man could theoretically impregnate five women a day, in 60 years ~ 20,000 days 100,000 kids would be possible.

>>150805241
>A man could theoretically impregnate five women a day
Seven, actually, in one night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQ0N2SMZNA

>>150805241
u ok?

Your response?

>>150805475
Qualifying doesn't matter. Race finishing positions do.
And that's 12-2.

>>150805504
>Qualifying doesn't matter. Race finishing positions do.
>And that's 12-2.
Lechud phonies BTFO by German SCIENCE

>>150805475
lequali

monday monday monday
race weeeek

Thoughts on the current season so far?

>>150805964
All races are invalid in accordance with FIA rules except Canada.

>>150805964
Nah. Better not to think about it.

>>150805964
Shit year for Ferrari

>>150805964
>24 race season
>5 races in the last 3 months

>>150806078
>Shit year for Ferrari
They're regularly finishing on the podium.
It's not that bad, as long as you can look beyond the 100M wasted and what could have been with a second driver.

>>150806078
>>150806182
He was blitzing this race too lol

>>150805354
savedd

>>150806181
The drivers need their summer vacations, anon.
Besides, you can't let them race in the summer heat. What if they all suffer heat strokes?
These are sensitive young men, please don't demand too much og them.

vro i the whole liter...
vroooooooooooooooo........

>>150803087
>muh Bushido
reminder that Bushido was made up in the 1880s to con tourists and now the country actually believes it's own bullshit

>>150806265
sleep tight anon :)

(feeling good mon - rastafarian accent)

>>150806265
That's okay, water is good for you

>>150805964
Far too many goblin wins this year

>>150806347
im not even tired
(second litre is on duty, i bought stella too)

>>150806399
kek he reminds me of tim walz retarded son in this pic

>>150806182
>regularly finishing on the podium.
5 podiums in 16 races doesn't qualify as regular anymore though. it's more like chuck is le occasional podium man this season

>>150805964
Besides actually going to see the race at the Red Bull Ring, Hulk podium and Lando crashing himself out at Canada have been the only real highlights.

>>150806457
>Tell Oscar to let me through!!!!

>>150806523
What does qualify as regular then? Max has 7. Is that enough to be regular? If not, then the only regular podium finishers are the McLaren shitters.

>>150803087
>I suffered so everyone else has to suffer too, or they're lazy
Remove boomers

>>150806670
should be close to 50% at least. max was a podium regular until austria when he had a streak of no podium finishes. so yes only the papaya bottoms could be considered regular podium finishers this year

>>150805964
Great year for Willy.

>>150806875
one willy*

>>150806788
>only the papaya bottoms could be considered regular podium finishers this year
Too grim for me.

We are are so Baku

cadillac = brawn GP 2
trust me bros

Checo you are the world champion

>>150807130
>GP 2
GP2 engine

oooh so max really isnt the bialogical father of kelly's first born

>>150807706
Why do you think she's called Penelope Kvyat?

>>150807750
Once upon a time in the western world, a couple who had children out of wedlock would always have the mother's surname instead of the father's just incase there was a separation. A lot has changed over the years.

>>150807823
m9 that isn't Kelly's surname either

>>150807840
Hence is why im in tard jail.

Old vrooms.

>>150807706
>>150807823
>>150807873

>>150807885
Squints have to look at pictures this way? No wonder Yuki is struggling

gimi

>>150794986
Can barely reach the pedals.

>>150807750
Is Penelopes real father... A... You know...?

im eating the whole sosage

i think he's right because he talks a bit about an ancient F1 season that i didn't watch

>>150809481
This is silly, Lewis clearly isn't in the top 5 drivers right now. Oscar makes a good case for number 5 position, his overtakes this season have been outstanding, regardless of the overpoweredness of the car

>>150809481
>jorj over chuck
>old man hamilton and old man alonso in the top 5 drivers
lmao what is this list
And as much as I don't like Norris he's just as good as Russell

>>150809481
>jorj > chuck
>shamilton
>demon hell
>jackoff villeneuve
>top 5 of their grid

tell me how to sosage

>>150809481
>guy who's losing the wdc to 2 cuckstomer drivers in the top 3
you can't reason with pozfags

gn

>>150809731
>>150809778
jorg is faster
yall mad
HOES mad HOES MAD HOES MAD

>>150810051
jorj is a slow cunt and has no racecraft. his teammates? latifi, shamilton, fakegimi

>>150810146
>pace: 0
>racecraft: 0
>car development: 0
>dindunuffin: 10000000

>>150810146
>ftx
heh

>>150810146
wheres the shitposter that has the 3 minute long webm of jorg heems

>>150794986
To compensate his smallness.

>>150803087
Elite European drivers (and elite European anyone) work 50% less and achieve 50% more. Yes Max is an autist, but he literally spends his life "playing", which would be looked upon as unserious in an Asian shithole. All of the shitty Asian drivers in F1 get fired sooner than later. This woman is literally taking pride in being a retarded smooth brain slave and a whore.

>>150803087
yjk she's full of shit

>>150810842
makes you wonder what happened to that great country she grew up in

iwasa to eff juan when?

>>150810938
The same thing that happened to every other country on this planet.

>>150810981
of course, the manlet epidemic

sexophia

>>150811145
good wood revivial she should be in a cute flowery dress with a scarf on her head and wearing heels

>>150811145
holy filters, batman

>>150811349
not a filter

>>150811145
is this the bitch that used to complain about being ''poor'' because she didnt have the money to pay for a full racing season? like she even bitched about the dad of a kid who sold his classic ferrari to pay for his son's career

>>150811425
women have unlimited ability to spend money

>>150805240
!!!

narb is winning this week

>>150812176
max is winning this weekend tho

>>150812176
if winning means getting fucked then yes

if by winning you mean he's going to get fifth place behind lando, oscar, max and charles then sure it's his week

capping you fags
watch your back
i will screen shot u

>>150812277
start with screen shotting those dubs

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

Yukis job this season is to DNF oscar once Max catches up on points

Trust the plan

Arigatou Kamikaze Goku

Lucky Strike BAR* Honda

*Bang Alba Racing

>>150812287
Yes. I will piss on his grave and shart on his gravestone once he's dead.

>>150812329
Seems a tad too far m8

>>150811425
She even had a sugardaddy(gercollector)

There's another Max in the US junior series who's doing well. I wonder if he's going to go race in Europe

>>150812380
not planning on it at the moment, too much of a commitment

>>150812390
If he wins NXT he should go do F2

>>150812333
Nah, he'll probably get buried in the UK, it's a short flight from here.

>>150805964
McLaren domination is somehow worse than RB wins lel

>>150812515
Because both drivers are gay poofter cucks. Max is a Chad and Poorez was a charmingly lazy and inept beaner.

>>150812531
poorez was the best medshitter

>>150805964
I would rather get anally raped by a horse than endure another season like this ever again

>>150805964
Yeah no we need two month gaps between every race because we should be thinking about the teams being with their "families" even though most of them are single.

Does le.. GFORCE rape your body that hard compared to normal sports

Helloooooo
Race week

Get up. It's time for work.

Meanwhile in Japan

>>150812750
Formula Armoured

Is the one with the cannon allowed to shoot at the opponent?

>>150812750
>>150812778
blue shell homing armor rounds

1 per match (can only use if in last place)

>>150805964
>jorg won in canada
i don't remember that
did it actually happen?

jorj is the special k of formula one drivers

>>150812828
No, he had a penal

penal in the anus

>>150810981
how on earth did she get away with that

>>150812984
nothing wrong with throwing your heart out to the crowd

>>150812750
since they aren't going to exact revenge for 1945, that looks like the best use for any japanese military vehicle

Migu

>>150812750
twisted metal style races when?

Huh? Wasn't Leclerc supposed to be a great qualifier?

>>150813211
>amx
no teammate
>museo
teammate eats clag paste before each quali
>gabbo
has had two utter shitter teammates, whereas only chuck's this year teammate is an utter shitter

>>150813211
there was 40 qualy sessions so far?

>>150813238
I wish I could say Sainz is shit as well because he scored so little points compared to Albon but I won't betray my principles of having actually watched the races.

How do you guys cope with watching a bunch of immensely successful 20-something year olds?

Hella afraid yall will absolutely dog me for this but out of curiosity anyone else struggle with this. I love f1 and lots of other Motorsport but as a 22 year old sometimes it can feel like “oh f**k, these mf’s are already successful,” meanwhile idk wtf I’m doing. So I ask, for the rest of you that watch f1 and other Motorsport, does it bother anyone else? You know, the fact that we’re watching a bunch of people who are basically children (early to late 20’s a few in their 30’s) with their lives already figured out. Please don’t dog me out, curious if anyone else experiences this thought or if I’m just a insecure tweaker

>>150813242
>there was 40 qualy sessions so far?
24 in 2024, 16 this year.

>>150813276
>How do you guys cope with watching a bunch of immensely successful 20-something year olds?
You'll get past it once you hit 30. The things you now think matter in life ... really don't. And people rarely ever get money or success because they actually earn it.

>>150813276
95% of drivers are nepobabies with rich parents that are part of the wealthy 1% of the human population. There was never any opportunity for you or most everyone else, stop wasting energy thinking about it, it doesn't matter.

Post :
- Age
- Location
- Best Season

Ill start

32
Illinois, USA
2007

>>150813412
Bronze Age
In my bed
Autumn

good night

>>150813412
Oud brokkel
Ur mum
The first, all series get worse after

>>150813412
50
Loli Bitch Island
Summer

Its school week for Alba

>>150813211
alonso got shit on by ocon, though

>>150813565
Alonso is old, anon. Geriatric.
You have to concentrate on the small achievements, not point out the failings that naturally come with advanced age.

wish alba would shit on me, bro

fun fact: ocon has only ever outscored one of his teammates (kwablonso)

>>150811145
>>150811364
>>150811381
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>Ferrari team boss Fred Vasseur remains “convinced” that Lewis Hamilton will get back to his best at Ferrari sooner rather than later, admitting the squad might have “underestimated” the changes the Briton has experienced so far this year.

LMAO holy cope for the shitter by 'Rarri

>>150813910
Vasseur was a mistake.

>>150813276
That's easy, I just look down on the younger generations and belittle contemporary youth culture without making any attempt whatsoever to understand it.

>>150813967
>without making any attempt whatsoever to understand it.
Its not worth trying to understand. Youths are retarded

>>150813276
What do you mean? I spend my free time exactly like successful 20-something year old does: playing vidya with frens.

https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/formula-1-and-pottery-barn-kids-and-pottery-barn-teen-unveil-first-home.5SS8ZIpnteKAwxiip9J7U1

Just when you think F1 cant get any gayer.

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>>150814009
>Pottery Barn Kids collection
Sounds Epsteiney.

>>150813910
vasseur is pozzed in the head

>>150813910
>just two more weeks
druk fred was a mistake

>>150813910
It was working out well with Sainz in 2024, 2 race wins, why fuck with it? Vasseur needs a slap for messing with a good pairing

>>150814009
>no red f40-esque bed

>>150814215
>It was working out well with Sainz in 2024
Sainz was never even remotely as bad as Hamilton.

>>150814244
I wasn't being sarcastic, Sainz was doing great, 2 wins to Charles's 3. Now Hamilton is heading for an entire season without a podium. What an expensive fuck up considering Hamilton is on €80 million salary at Ferrari

>>150814265
Neither was I. Sainz was decent, Hamilton is trash. They may have been expecting him to be an improvement to last year initially, but to still hold on to him is madness.

>>150814215
marketing, poois brings money
saar is literally who compared to poois
who couldn't predicted that poois would be this bad this year

>>150813957
>>150814175
>>150814201
Elkann probably hired him

>>150814290
>who couldn't predicted that poois would be this bad this year
/f1/ predicted it. Reddit predicted to opposite. Ferrari listened to reddit.

>>150814290
>marketing, poois brings money
Not enough to offset what he is doing to their image as a fraud team. Poois fans cant even afford Rarri merch

>>150814290
There are over 1.5 billion future Canadians that they could market Sainz to

>>150814215
>gets exposed by Albono

We got too proudy

Sex with teenagers

>>150814305
of legal age

>>150814311
You are legal, Alba.

Who is pushing this Sainz return to Ferrari talk?

>>150814311
>>150814351
No human being is illegal!

>>150814368
Yep, crisp.

saar is the most JUSTed driver on the grid right now
he got kicked out from fucking Ferrari and replaced by washed up poois
he thought other top team would sign him (redbull or merc) but both ignored him and he had to settle down for williams where he gets beaten on daily basics by thailady
JUST

>>150814351
I am not Alba! :(

Cunts better quash my convictions now

>>150813276
By having a decently good job, a nice house with garage and garden, my own family and good friends around.

>>150813301
this, but unironically

Why people are so seething about mclaren dominance here? It's not even rbr 2023 level or ferrari 2004. They will fall back next year for sure

I mean, I don't like fat Brown he's nowhere around the word sympathy but Ron Dennis has done things much worse.

>>150814572
>rbr 2023 level
>ferrari 2004
You're confusing driver performance with car dominance.
When your car is good enough to make shitters like Norris (or Hamilton or Button) serious contenders for the championshit, that means something is really out-of-balance.

>>150814368
Don't dead
Open inside

>>150814606
>this will make me a faster racing driver

>>150814605
Wonderful sentiment.

>>150814572
the rbr was pure shit, though

>>150813957
Wasn't it pretty much confirmed Fred was against the $100 million dei hire?

>>150814215
I don't think anyone was actually expecting hamilton to literally be complete and utter shit
Plan was for him to get the occasional podium, maybe a win or two, to look "iconic" and sell tons of merch to casual fans

>>150813412
Over 18
France
2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2007

>actually participating in the data gathering
ngmi

>>150814572
Main problem is McLaren dominates with two drivers that aren't in the top 3 of the grid, and that they don't actually fight on track or off.
Mclaren's neutering of the title fight (idk if it's micromanaging or if their drivers are just both pushovers) is unironically worse than Merc or Ferrari telling Bottas/Rubens to let their teammate through. At least you could say they were ruthless and had a reason to admire or hate them; the only reason to hate McLaren is exactly because there's nothing to love or hate about them

>>150814848
>the only reason to hate McLaren is exactly because there's nothing to love or hate about them
In my head this sentence made sense
The only reason to hate McLaren is that there is nothing to love or hate about them, is better I guess

>>150814714
So pure even Poorez took the 2nd in the WDC

>>150813910
bald fraud
>>150814175
too much sun directly on his exposed skll

>>150814930
>too much sun directly on his exposed skll
fried like an egg

>>150813412
FUCK
YOU
GLOWIE

>>150814848
idk PS3 seems like a solid performer with some autism levels people like. He could be more certain about mclaren in terms of "papaya rules". My guess he just wants to take the title before taking all the insides out loud

>>150815205
more like 13:00

Comfy 7pm start time.

>>150815355
crisp sandgroper

>6pm race
Comfy

>>150813276
>How do you guys cope with watching a bunch of immensely successful 20-something year olds?
Tbh professional athletes and the like are so far removed from my life I don't bother comparing myself to them.

>>150812750
someone post the JAV Grand Prix gif where the “medical car” pulls up to the scene of the “accident”

>>150815205
It's 15:00 you bum
>>150815435
Hi Charles

>>150815477
Hi Mazepin

There's a race?

multiple actually

>>150814773
>Wasn't it pretty much confirmed Fred was against the $100 million dei hire?
I didn't say that he was the only mistake.

>>150815536
name five

>>150814848
>worse than Merc [...] telling Bottas
No. It's an exact repeat of that. Norris and Hamilton are both maximally-untalented shitters and Piastri and Bottas are both cucks with no self-esteem.

>>150815629
Italian
Italian
American
American
American

>>150815629
Darlington
Martinsville
Richmond
Bristol
Dover

>>150815536
Grand Prix
Sprint
Endurance
Time trial
Jackie ChaAWWW FUCK

I fucking hate max verstappen

>>150815816
For >>150815629
Sorry I am not very good with computers

>>150815825
Yes. You've made that clear by now.
You also don't need to repeat that you love to suck Hamilton's cock. Everybody knows that already as well.

>>150815825
calm down

garlic bread

>>150815937
NICK NO

>>150815653
>>150815659

>2025 ends in two weeks
Races for this feel?

>>150815980
2025 Azerbaijan Grand Prix

>>150815980
Motul Grand Prix of Japan

>>150815980
anon....
what do you know?

ITSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RHACCE CHWEEEEEEK Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>150815980
>>150816076
Time can not be stopped

>>150816152
https://youtu.be/7wfYIMyS_dI?si=cKPZ25wLQcK8M23G

>>150816121
i want to slaughter these """""people""""" with the utmost of brutality

>RBR 2026 teammate
How's Is-ACK going to manage?

>>150816182
sweet can't wait til he's branded a bust and fuck up when amx takes him to the cleaners

fuckheads rbr never learn

>>150816182
Isackbros, we got too cocky...

>>150816200
It's new regs anon... And blame Newey for being the autist to orient his design to the fastest way only

>>150816200
Perez was the king of the shit pile wasn't he.

>>150816217
>orient his design to the fastest way only
But he didn't design the McLaren.

>>150816238
Then that's because Newey is pure shit

>>150816182
pookibros...

>>150816241
Who designed the McLarens?

>>150816182
Its over. RIP Isacc

>>150816258
if this season was real, poonoda would be gone after summer break

It is not over, norris can still easily win the championship

>>150816182
>next year's RB will be abysmal
>Max stops giving a fuck and just throws the season before leaving for another team
>this will make it look as if Hadjar was beating him on merit
>Hadjar becomes RB next "real deal", i.e. Ricciardo 2.0
>goes on to massively underperform from 27 onward when RB comes back

https://x.com/formularacers_/status/1967646373190439258
>Esteban Ocon warns against Sprint Races:
>"We live in a consumer world where we seek out content more often. We watch a Netflix series and don't want to wait between seasons.
>"At the same time, sometimes it's important to wait patiently and enjoy the GP."
>@Automoto_it

>>150816182
>rb is sacrificing rookie careers to atone for all the slurper seasons they generated

>>150816428
Who becomes RB golden boy then? Lindblad? Who's the youngest F2 winner Colnaghi? Who's the currently going for back-to-back rookie titles. Coronel who's looking menacing in ginetta juniors before his F4 campaign in 2026?

>>150816541
Lindblad is RB's next big guy. Pepe Marti goes after him.

>>150816587
Feel like it's going to be a switcharoo like 10 years ago when everyone thought Kvyat was it. then it was someone else

>>150816152
What about russian time?

>>150816668
In CSSR, time stops you.

What thing(s) that David Crofty says on commentary that gets you most annoyed?

For me:
>the ol’ switcharoo
>[tortured analogy]
>to be fair

Charlie Leclerc has a foot fetish

>>150816668
sadly it struck 12 for them

>>150814572
McLel are the new incarnation of the great satan

>>150816709
>Jenna Ortega
She and her costart recently played with their pussies in a youtube vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6PSHa6RU3U
F1-related because all those zoomer drivers have no interest in pussies at all.

>>150816182
>nice career you got there kid, would be shame if someone ruined it

AMX could never be this based I'm afraid

>>150816691
>Lando Norris
>Lewis Hamilton
>through goes
>the team from Woking

>>150816787
I heard this in his voice in my head so I'm annoyed

which driver do you think had the hardest time lerning english?
>can't say yugi

>>150816871
Hamilton.

Tell me your fondest memory of the following drivers:
>Felipe Massa
>Adrian Sutil
>Nico Rosberg
>Nick Heidfeld
>Fabienne Wohlwend
>Rubens Barrichello

if there was some italiano with a "fagliano" surname would they abbreviate it as "fag"

winning wdc 2008 at home in interlagos
glassing some poof
first podium in melbourne
crashing into medical car door
big breasts in red swimsuit
raving about tenga penis masturbator that gamui gave him

>>150816901
NIPPLES

>>150816925
I went to school with a bloke whose surname was "Fagg". Obviously he was constantly ridiculed for it. Just looked him up on LinkedIn and found him, he hasn't changed his name out of shame

>>150816901
I remember seeing a rumor about Massa that he used to have sex before his races. That's why his starts were so good

>>150816957
Reminder that the Aston Martin TP is unironically named Mike Crack

>>150816901
>Felipe Massa
Him winning the 2008 championship.
>Adrian Sutil
Him winning the 2012 TV Total Stockcar event.
>Nico Rosberg
Him winning the 2016 championship
>Nick Heidfeld
Him winning .. .erm ... the 1997 German F3 championship, I guess? Not that I have any memory of that.
>Fabienne Wohlwend
Her getting posted on /f1/.
>Rubens Barrichello
His home race win + tearful podium.

>>150816450
wtf I love the ratboy now

Is Fabienne Wohlwend able to do this?

No but she can build one hell of a gorilla nest

>>150816957
hope you tried to make him an actual fagg by beating him with a bundle of sticks, wrestling his pants off and brutally fucking him up his arse hole then burning him with cigarettes

>>150816901
Nick Heidfeld was the best german driver in F1 2007-2011

>>150817046
oops, wrong file

>>150816991
>Fabienne Wohlwend
>Her getting posted on /f1/.
It’s strange how /f1/ has collectively memory holed that video of her walking naked by the river

>>150817082
i got 3 dayer for posting it last time

>>150817104
Thank you for your service

>>150817104
>3 dayer
Your boner lasted three days?
Impressive.

>>150817121
should have seen the colour - it was dark purple by the end
my knob was full african black

Wohlwend’s boobs aren’t even that big so I don’t know why you’re all so obsessed over her

>>150812152
Good evening

I think goblando sucks

Formula One

is

a

>>150814387
His signing was the most corporate and gay move ever. I'd say that Sainz and Lewis are about on par these days, bringing in a washed up nearly 40 old driver that they know won't deliver is so retarded

>max so bored with f1 he's officially doing side quests with endurance racing
>also serving as like half the team at rbf1
>"I can go do other stuff" is probably in his contract so that he stays at rb
They might as well just rename the team "verstappen redbull" or something. Nigga IS the team, and they know it.

>>150813697
I still don't get why they replaced Kmag for Ocon. They're about at the same skill level

Albon is probably going to replace Max if he leaves in 2027.

>>150817304
Team will probably become boring as fuck like McLaren or Mercedes once he leaves. Rookies are all lame as hell

>>150817157
Because size doesn't matter at all.
It's about shape. And texture.

>>150817304
Lmao, I've got a vpn set to LA (I use it purely for obfuscation), and it's somehow changed my flag to India.

>>150817328
>we are back in the cursed Albono timeline

>>150817328
nah, redbull is done with albon

>>150817354
SIR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE VPN

>>150817354
>the US of A
>somehow changed my flag to India.
See you in Valhalla, brother.

so what is the formula?

>>150817444
For me, it's Legends

>>150817074
she can practice spins on a Pole iykwim

Its out
>It's out
https://youtu.be/afApBUNidQw
>https://youtu.be/afApBUNidQw

>>150816450
Consoom, consoom. Destroy everything that exist. Total ontological destruction

>>150816182
should've sandbagged and played the long game HAHAHAH

>>150817605
Lawson is out once the next twink comes around my man

>>150817373
Apparently the Thais want him back

>>150817457
ikwym

>>150815474
What's the name of that video? Just now I realize I've never seen it outside of here

>>150817644
fuck them, they need to shut the fuck up and enjoy free money

>>150816182
RB 1-2 WCC OU LA RÉEMIGRATION

>>150817171
Good evening

!!

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwL311ONXyM

>>150815825
calm down

>>150816691
Not specifically Crofty, bur British commenting in general:
>roight 'and soide

>>150817692
SDMS-993
No, I'm not, it's just google is not banned here yet.

>>150817804
It only sounds like "oi" if you don't know how to pronounce "o" (like Americans, who turn it into "ah") - most English people pronounce the long i sound like "aye", completely distinct from "oi"

>>150816691
>And he's gaining, GAINING, will he have a LOOK? JUST not CLOSE enough for a LUNGE into turn one

(the car was 0.9 secs behind at the DRS detection point before the pit straight and the TV director had shown the last three laps of the car trying to overtake and we saw the car was not even remotely close to get alongside when it was 0.4 secs behind at the detection point)

>>150802114
This is not true

I hate Crofty but his commentary at AD21 for everything after Brundle said “AND IT’S ENDING - WOW!” was incredible

>>150817910
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150817878
I was exaggerating, but I do visibly cringe when they say it

This is the Formula

>>150817943
yep

>>150817943
nah she's too tall

>>150817943
Man, she got way too skinny.

>>150817956
oh apparently she's only 5'8"
she looks taller

>>150817943
Her husband is heavily invested in the Audi (Sauber) F1 project

>>150817961
This video is from Covid lockdowns.
She’s had a kid since then and she’s had an Anri Okita-tier weight gain

>>150816957
was his first name richard [crying-with-laughter emoji]

>>150817943
I prefer the sister

>>150817444
For me, it's Cyber

>>150817444
Copy we are checking