Thread 150805191

HEADLINES
HEADLINES
Burrow hurt but Browning rallies Bengals to win
Cowboys sign Clowney to boost depth, says Jones
Steelers rookie rues key kickoff 'mistake' in loss
McDaniel not worried about job as Fins start 0-2
Browns not mulling QB change despite struggles
Russ tunes out 'noise' with vintage performance
49ers hail Purdy fill-in Jones: 'Hell of a job' in win
Fields suffers concussion as Jets flattened by Bills

----WEEK. 2 -----
>CIN 31, JAX 27
>DAL 40, NYG 37 (OT)
>DET 52, CHI 21
>PHI 20, KC 17
>LAR 33, TEN 19
>NE 33, MIA 27
>SF 26, NO 21
>BUF 30, NYJ 10
>SEA 31, PIT 17
>BAL 41, CLE 17
>ARI 27, CAR 22

Previous: >>150803453


Go Rams!
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&si=TFDGqBgPq9P7htb7

my clotties :)

Brady could literally come out of retirement for half the teams in the league and be a top 10 QB at 49

mahomes looks like total shit. he cant read a defense

I hope Ariel Young is laughing in whatever way she is able to right now.

my reffies!

YUNG FLACCIE

>>150805213
>Burrow
I will keep saying it. Their offensive line is fine. They get fucked up all the time because all they do is spam passes and the defense just loads up to pass rush. Their scheme sucks and Burrow isn't mobile enough to not have a run game.

When did they start doing that "WOW" sound effect thing that YouTube videos and tiktoks do?

mahomies...

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'

Is there gonna be a game thread bros?

Rammies took care of business today

Now that I think about it, I've never seen a single Falcons fan show themselves on spee

I saw a black guy at a Culver's one time and he smelled like burnt plastic

>>150805259
I dunno if we can stop that tush push

>>150805266
They were around back in the Matt Ryan days newfag

Rams and Eagles are shit teams.

Someone explain the leverage penalty to me like I'm a retard. I'm confused as hell.

>>150805268
it's a good week when you get new flu material

*loses the game*

>makes Chiefs go 0-3 in your path
The real white man will be marching on, Mutts

Late night, come home
Travis sucks, I KNOW
She left me papers by the stairs
Surprises let me know she dares

>>150805276
I doubt it.

>>150805291
defense guy can not use offense guy for make taller. bad move. penalty. bad guy gets shame.

It’s not over. My Chiefs can still win m. It’s not over. They might fumble.

>Mahomie has too much on his plate, someone else needs to step up and take some pressure of mahomie.
baby goat?

>>150805291
Ehhh, whatever the reffies feel like it is.

That chiefs game showed me that even the refs won’t be able to drag this anemic chiefs offense to another owl. The dynasty is dead.

S

>>150805305
is is a White (black) male and would not speak in this manner. This is fake.

Ben Johnson's bitch ass lmao. Good luck with zesty ass Caleb Williams fucking dumbass.

>>150805318
Thank you.

>>150805305
chris jones is a FAT chud

>>150805337
See you February bb

>>150805337
the "dynasty" was never a thing. If anything, the refs should be named a dynasty, along with the sports betting and state farm commercials.

Just because my chiefs are 0-2 doesn't mean we aren't making the super bowl this year. Patrick mahomes is 4-0 against the bills on the playoffs. After we beat the giants and ravens everyone will be terrified of another AFC champ and another year of chiefs dominating shit teams.

Can someone tell the NFL social media team to not have their clips start after the ball is snapped?

Hey Bears fans, I know you guys aren't happy about how the first 2 weeks have gone, but your QB sure is, and that matters right? Don't you just love how happy he is while down 17 points?

I might as well just say it:

I really, really hate blacks and jews. Lenny Kravitz is my sworn enemy.

What should I get from pizza hut before the SN game

Eli's starting to look like a slimy old jew

>>150805362
Facebook tier post

>>150805347
tfw no game manager qb

>>150805368
Anyway, here are some mp4s hot off the presses

>>150805362
this

>>150805337
>shEagles barely manage to beat the chiefs thanks to an error by Kelce
>Chiefs are washed..!!
Filthydelphia fags are insufferable

>>150805368
Reminder that if that was a queefs WR (if they even exist since you know DEY BE INJURED N SHEEEEEIT) that would have been a 15 yard penalty and ejection of the CB that did it.

Queefs fans quiet, as they should be. Enjoy your Patriots back to irrelevancy status.

>>150805383
>reference facebook
Now THAT is a facebook-tier post.

>>150805337
Yeah, the refball was apparent and it couldn't stop the birds

>>150805396
>choofs lost by an error by their HoF star player that is engaged to Taylor Swift just before the season.

>>150805291
Here’s how the NFL rulebook legislates leverage:
”Placing a hand or hands on a teammate or opponent to gain additional height to: (1) block or attempt to block an opponent’s kick or apparent kick, or (2) attempt to jump through a gap to block an opponent’s kick or apparent kick.

>>150805391
The eagles got insane ref ball on their side. Mahomes wpuldve won if it was a shoot out with 30 seconds left but ok you can accept your cheap "victory" just like the Superbowl

>>150805337
All according to plan

JOE COOL ICY COLD

>>150805396
The cope begins

>>150805400
Reminder that the Chiefs completely own your miniscule broken mind

>>150805191 (OP)
It sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately. Thank you Jerry.

>>150805421
>references it twice
that's a yikes from me

>Kelce injured Xavier and just made a game changing turnover against the Eagles.
Time to retire?

>>150805291
>>150805426
Stupid rule that discourages creativity and fun plays
No Fun League

>>150805406
>Patriots
See, I don't remember any pats fans, except maybe bitchknees, crying about injuries and yadda ya. So, I don't know if that comparison is fair.

Chiefskiddies are boilin kek

>>150805436
How did he get turf toe?

>Chiefs are 0-2
LOLOL

>Mathew Cuckford
iykyk

>>150805450
That's because you're a pathetic newfag

>>150805455
Projection

>>150805396
I’ve watched maybe 8 NFL games in the last two weeks and I had forgotten what a chiefs game looked like. As soon as the fuckery started it all came rushing back. Everyone knows what the chiefs “dynasty” really is. You don’t even need to look at any of the statistical analysis they’ve done on it

Mahomes revenge streak starts now. We aren't losing another game this season from right now.

>>150805428
Are you kidding? The refs were clearly pulling for the Chiefs.
>would've
kek

>>150805439
Yet, here (You) are. Giving me all those (You)s for three years now.

swifties... I think it's time to cancel the marriage to this washed up loser.

>>150805459
Still going to win the owl. My Chiefs finna put the league on notice. Cap this.

queefies just lashing out at everyone tonight. kek. you just LOVE to see it.

>>150805426
I was looking at the wrong gy. 93 is the guy who jumped high but he wasn't the one called for leverage, the guy to his left, our right was. It's the correct call.

>>150805473
>Freely admitting you’ve been at it for three full years
Chiefs-owned faggot lmao

>>150805458
playing football I think

>>150805458
Milk is for white supremacists' so he doesn't drink it, therefore he lacks calcium and has brittle little toes.

>>150805481
>how to look like a douchebag from behind
amazing attention to detail.

>Queefies can't admit their refbabby dynsasty is over
Sorry, but the script was updated. Eagles are on top now. We don't need you anymore.

>>150805489
It’s been way longer than that, it’s been since the Lions lost to the Chiefs under Matt Patricia.

>>150805499
Explain Brock "prefers white receivers" Purdy getting turf toe.

>>150805503
>Jake the Make is healthy and elite again
feelsgoodman

Get in here:
>>150804497
>>150804497

>Four NFL teams did not hold a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk: the Ravens, Bengals, Lions, and Colts.
Based.

>>150805520
kys gamethread faggot

this pregame show is terrible

Berds Won

Once Rice and Worthy are back we may have a very lethal offense, now that Thornton has proven he’s a reliable deep threat. That’s 4 good receivers (Rice, Worthy, Hollywood, Thornton) plus Shuster.

>>150805532
I said get the FRICK in there.

Based tryhard goober

>>150805503
>Kwabce just throws his hands up and immediately gives up on the play
Bitch that was your fault, then you punk out? Im seething on film day if im his teammate

jaguars are a dirty team

>>150805536
Me on the right

Taylor Swift's greatest it of all time will be about her break up with Travis Kelce, leaving him at the altar. Because her heart longs for Josh Allen.

>>150805396
Bitch, you lost to the Chargers

>>150805543
It's crazy how Quinyon almost actually made a play that he had no business being a part of. That straight up was not his assignment

Op-ed: it's time to ditch Carrie Underwood.

>>150805516
His gay boots.

>>150805543
Rice will be rusty
Hollywood has never had a healthy season
Worthy showed you why 169lb guys don't last in this league
JuJu is washed and injury prone
Kelce is washed
Chiefs are done

any millennial, gen-x that want a new white girl other than carrie underwood?

>>150805609
It’s possible. We’ll see. I doubt everything goes wrong like that

lmaoing at the statmutt

Rip pussy farts (kweefs), may your stinky gassy mist find the lungs of the beasts that roam the flat lands. You were so young. Gone too soon.

>>150805614
Women should not be on NFL broadcasts. In fact, they shouldn't be on television at all.

>>150805543
>we
kwab

0-2

>>150805469
This
>Eagles had to score their final TD twice
>Chiefs bailed out on a 3rd and long by ticky-tack RTP call
>Eagles had to get the game-clinching first down twice
It's at the point where I honestly hope Mahomes suffers some sort of catastrophic injury. Not because I hate him personally but because it's the only way to stop the NFL from turning into the NBA. This shit needs to stop

>>150805664
Kek soi bear

Ryan Poles is a fat retard

>barely beat a Cowboys team which struggled against the Giants
>barely beat the Chiefs who had a TD pass bounce off Washedce's hands
Am I supposed to take the Eagles seriously?

>>150805673
Ugh it’s so ridiculous and blatant. You should stop watching since it’s rigged, it’s clearly a waste of time and an insult to your intelligence

>buncos
lol

Now that the Choofs season is over, what team should I root for instead? I'll take any suggestions other than the Chargers or Eagles.

w hat do you think her diddies smell like?

>>150805458
garbage fake grass

>>150805647
Why? Because they have little pea sized brains the size of an Eagles?

>>150805682
>we're takin back da norf
why the fuck did this retard get an extension

>>150805700
Colts

>JJ giving Melissa the death stare
kek

I forgot how much I hate this Skol crap

>>150805664
well, you can't lose in week 5, so keep your head up bears anon.

Chiefs last season in games decided by 7 points or fewer: 10-0.

Chiefs this season in games decided by 7 points or fewer: 0-2.

Reminder to all newfags: nobody is as good or as bad as they look in the first four weeks of the season.

Post the Vikings fan dancing in the restaurant video.

>RODGERS AND THE STEELERS THOUGHT THEY WERE HOT SHIT JUST BECAUSE THEY BEAT THE PATHETIC JETS
LOL LMAO

Oh god I'm gonna skoooooooooooooooooool

>>150805683
didn't you say this last year because they lost to the falcons and barely beat the browns?

WHITE POWER
>SKOL
WHITE POWER
>SKOL
WHITE POWER
>SKOL
WHITE POWER
>SKOL
WHITE POWER
>SKOL
WHITE POWER
>SKOL

>>150805695
I will stop watching if this keeps up, and so will a lot of other people. That's why the league let the Chiefs get their ass kicked in the super bowl. People were sick of their shit and Goodell pulled his head out of his ass for once

>>150805731
Your lack of a ability to read body language is a good sign you have Asperger's Syndrome. You just need to work with a body language coach etc

>>150805732
It's a nice thing to have so other teams can steal it like a Lambeau leap.

I hated vikings
>blonde cheerleader
I like vikings

i'm scared of being let down by my clotties bros

i almost wish they wouldn't give me hope

>>150805786
>blonde cheerleader

>>150805775
No, you won’t. You’ve been crying for years posting this exact same shit and are still here. You know full well it isn’t rigged and that you’re just a coping cry baby hater. So shut the fuck up and get a grip.

colts are taking the chiefs playoff spot this year

>>150805800
they're winning the south bro
toxins regress bigly

>>150805775
Goodell knows how to work the marks. Everyone knew the Chiefs wete gonna get fucked in their 3peat attempt because only MUH LOMBARDI AND BART STARR CAN HAVE A 3PEAT!!!!! Just like how 15 win teams get raped because Muh Burrs.

>>150805775
It was all part of the script. Make the Chiefs as unlikable as a heel could possibly be and then put them in a squash match to please all the marks (outside of KC).

>>150805854
Flag on retarded samefag

>>150805864
Take your meds

0-2 teams in the AFC
Chiefs
Titans
Dolphins
Jets
Browns

>>150805771
How long before you go from the Vikings to the samali pirates?

Kek

>>150805875
Hurr durr retard

Honestly, they deserved it. Everyone upset now are really evil for pushing such a thing as a 'tragedy'. I am happy about it and I legit started laffing when I found out... that the Chiefs are 0-2. People will mourn and there will be participation trophies blah blah blah... but it's all bullshit. They brought it on themselves and I think everyone needs to take a big step back and analyze what just happened and maybe there's another way.

>>150805876
One is not like the others

>>150805821
Minnesota is in full humiliation mode

>>150805564
Fuck thems fags

>>150805854
KC has 2 post Covid Super Bowls they have nothing to birch about. Now they can slink into irrelevance and suffering as other dynasties marveling at their demise.

>>150805891
based

>>150805924
Please learn how to type, it’s painful seeing your illiterate retard babble all the time

>>150805915
Which old qb are they running next

>>150805940
Shut up nerd.

>>150805942
Caleb now

>>150805961
He's having a schizo moment because the Chiefs lost

>>150805928
It's a tricky subject. People are legit freaking out over this, most people don't care. If you feel the need to get someone fired over laffing at the fact that the Chiefs are 0-2, then you need to realize you're pushing cancel culture bullshit.

>>150805961
It’s sad because you clearly think you even have the gift of gab or something. You are the general’s equivalent of the retarded hobo under the underpass ranting about being Jesus Christ

>>150805915
>ruin
why do bearsfags think their QB selections are any better than anything else they do?

Life is good in Los Angeles

>>150805977
Doesn't change the fact he is a nerd and worse yet possibly from Missouri the armpit of America.

>>150805827
>it isn’t rigged

>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5150453


>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.

giants have the chance to do the funniest thing

we need to feed taytay

Steelers are frauds
Colts are legit
Seahawks are...mid

I wanna fuck the plastic grandma from 40 year old virgin.

>>150806007
It would so amazing if the Chiefs went into October 0-4.

>>150805854
Not gonna lie, that did please me

>>150806006
Yeah you keep spamming this but because I’m not a glib retard like you I actually read it. The article specifically makes it clear that the Chiefs DO NOY get help during the regular season, and are in fact one of the least helped teams. It literally refutes your weekly cope about refball after every regular season game. It’s so confusing being retarded isn’t it?

>>150805915
The bears need to stop drafing QB's, they're shit at it. When they finish the season with a top 5 pick they dump Caleb, draft the best edge rusher or LB available at the top of the draft and then look for a vet qb to come in. You put a guy like Darnold at QB and the team is probably 1-1 right now with a much closer loss then today.

>>150806022
I stared at a wild cat's butthole and wanted to fuck as well. But I realized that I wanted to fuck and not the cat's butthole particularly.

The Eagles totaled 216 yards.

The Chiefs have lost only once since 2009 when allowing fewer than 220 yards: the other was Black Christmas (Christmas Day in 2023)

>>150805987
ME HOBO LIVING FREE AND HAPPY!
YOU ANGRY SAD WAGEKEK!

ME POSSIBLY ON HIGH AND DRUNK!
YOU NEVER TOOK A RISK!

ME YELL AT CARS AND PEDESTRIANS FORCING THEM TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME!
YOU NO ONE CARES!

WHAT DON'T YOU GET YOU NERD!

>>150805821
did that yt boi just twerk

>>150806080
Retard

holy mogged

>>150805800
Who the fuck is stopping >us in the division
Jasg a shit, tits a shit, toxins were always an overrated meme

>>150806074
>Mahomes gets a dominant defensive performance
>still loses

But I was told that having a good defense is like an automatic win and that's why all of Brady's super bowls don't count

falcons should be wearing silver pants and red socks not this stupid all white leotard shit they have going on
i fucking hate (((nike))) uniforms

I love that there are exactly two types of white running backs in the NFL. The analytic thinkers like Christian McCaffrey, and then crayon munchers like Cam Skattebo

>>150805904
You just have your head in your ass

>>150806124
that doesn't work asshole nobody ever said that

>>150806136
To this day the only thing that track shoe company does well is make track shoes

Will the Colts be baited into signing Danny Dimes as their official starter?

that was a brandon staley tier brainfart of a 4th down decision. punt the ball, your dc is brian flores and you have one of the best front sevens in football

>>150806177
>will they be baited into doing something they've already done

why is chris jones trash talking an opponent when they are literally in victory formation lmao

>>150806171
I said it sperg.

>>150806134
Brady won his superbowls because he cheated. Belichick post Brady is exactly what Brady's teams would look like he if he played fair.

>>150805543
>beats completely blown coverage
Wow, impressive

>>150806203
It’s week 2

>>150806188
Meant as a multi year contract instead of just as a 1 year journeyman deal

>>150806086
Both are true
Eagles were good today
Hurts sucked balls
Chris Jones let Hurts know he sucked balls today
Hurts response was oh yeah, at least my teammates did good?
Hurts is retarded at comebacks

>>150806204
you are so brave in doing so.

>>150806220
yes, the choofs will still lose many more games

>>150806129
Jags were fucked over by the refs. They should be 2-0.

A good couple teams scored 30+ this week. Putting on a good show.

>>150806228
>Loser shit talking
who cares lmao, let him yap

>>150806239
It’s over for real this time (year 9 edition)

>>150806203
iggles slow burn victories seem to elicit a unique form of seethe that I haven't seen in years

>>150806228
>no turnovers
you can win a lot of scroungy games doing that

>>150806204
>>150806233

>>150806256
ultimate cope

>>150806228
Who should he throw the ball to on this play

We won the game, shut your fucking ass up

>>150806273
Yeah ok dude lmao

wdhmbt

hurts is an ugly chimp

>>150806245
Helps when you start at midfield after you get scored on now

>>150806228
>Hurts sucked balls
I don't think so

>>150806315
>0-2

>seething while the opponent does victory formation
it's over for the chiefs I fear

Oh, hey Chiefs fans :)

>>150806312
What are they doing?

>>150806330
What do you want him to say? "Yeah dude, were fucking ass. We're not winning shit."

>>150806349
Chiefs-owned

>>150806228
>chiefoid doesn't understand team mentality
kwab

name a football player that has caused more seethe
hard mode: no Tom Brady

Can’t believe how fucking bad the chiefs are now. Straight cooked. D still elite but mahomes blows.

>>150806349
Oh... hey buddy...forgot.

>>150806370
Shut your fucking ass up

>>150806356
I want him to admit that Caleb is a fucking queer who is worse at football than most teams' backup quarterbacks.

>>150806370
Probably Vick for killing all those dogs, even though they were pitbulls.

Since 1990, only 12 percent of teams that start 0-2 reach the playoffs.

>>150806370
>faces strong defense
>plays limited offense and commits zero turnovers
>wins
>this makes everyone on the planet have a melty

>>150806375
I mean one of the WR is injured and the other is a goon that's suspended

Does anybody actually think Lions/Ravens is going to be an even game? Running it up of gayleb and the cubs isn’t an accomplishment.

>>150806383
admitting that queer and nigger are giant character traits is liberal hockey poo

>>150806356
Yes that sounds pretty good

is this elite?

>>150806350
some say that could Taylor and her crew leaving the game

>>150806406
Mahomes won a super bowl with turf toe btw

>>150806423
>Wins
>No turnovers
Yeah.

>>150806375
He'll pull out some flashy scramble for a 1st down or 10 yard meme run where he is mysteriously given an ocean of space but he's seemingly unable to throw past the sticks

Tua threw an interception on this play

>>150806406
>3 months
SEASON OVER
>SEASON OVER
SEASON OVER
>SEASON OVER
SEASON OVER
>SEASON OVER
SEASON OVER
>SEASON OVER
SEASON OVER
>SEASON OVER

>>150806423
Did he throw a game costing int like Mahomes did?

>>150806423
>Yards
I sleep

>>150806350
The Cheifs have the walk through area where the fans can watch the players.

>>150806406
Bigger what if than Herbert

>>150806391
Could you imagine if they lost next week to the Giants?

>>150806383
Caleb could've played like peak Payton Manning and they still lose today. The defensive performance today was one of the worst ive ever seen from a bears D. Couldn't stop shit.

>>150806435
DELETE THIS

Caleb Williams is a faggot.

>>150806406
So he won't be back til playoffs if he gets surgery?

>>150806453
they are

>>150806406
>turf toe
Career has a hard time limit now

>>150806370
N

>>150806453
Then they should lynch Kelce

>>150806423
I’d rather have this guy who doesn’t turn the ball over and goes full rape mode in the playoffs thsn somebody like Herbert who will throw 5 ints against some shit team like the Texans in the playoffs after going for mode through the entire regular season. Nobody would take washed up mutt though.

Joe Burrow can't win with these cats (these cats = his own brittle body)

This is why QBs shouldn't be paid over 40mil anymore

after training for 3 years I finally got invited to the rich pretty people orgy, and it was fun. Now I am stuffing my face again.

>>150806383
"I mean, I knew Caleb was a little zesty but no one told me he was a full-tilt cockslut. I feel lied to"

>>150806474
I

>>150806406
Time to give him cybernetic enhancements

>>150806116
>y-you didn't spam passes unnecessarily
>t-that's what the mahomie does
get a run game bitch lol

>>150806518
ckleback

I have a strong feeling that Jalen Hurts is going to be the most polarizing HoF vote of all time when everything ends.

>>150806429
Mahomes lost a super bowl where he scored zero offensive touchdowns btw

The Bills are going to assrape my Dolphies to death

>>150806433
that was just insane. I don't even know who he was throwing to

>>150806406
yeah i'm thinking we're cursed

>#Bengals star QB Joe Burrow is feared to have suffered a Grade 3 turf toe injury, one that would require surgery and put him out at least 3 months.
you hate to see it

>>150806518
G

>>150806538
Holy shit he lost a super bowl dude?

>>150805191 (OP)
Penix can't win with these cats

>>150806557
Ja'marr Chase is a great player. Truly one of the best receivers in recent history. Penei Sewell was still the pick the bengals should have made in that draft.

I forgot there was a game going on until Collinsworth made that noise that aggravates me.

>>150806557
Should've drafted Sewell

>>150806433
>Pooa

>>150806557
>>150806406
I thought turf toe was something you develop over time.
>Turf toe is a sprain of the ligaments at the base of the big toe joint
ah, I did not know what turf toe was

>>150806590
Where would Chase have gone if Bengals drafted Sewell

>>150806551
He looks like a red wine type of guy.

>>150806560
actually...

The more things change, the more they stay the same

>>150806619
Guessing Grade 3 pretty much means it's torn

If you injure a star QB, even by accident (doubtful), you should be suspended for the amount of games that the QB misses. Looking at you Faguars defender.

>>150806653
Sounds like this guy goes to the super bowl quite a bit?

>only division without a team with a losing record
NFC BEST

>>150805191 (OP)
I thought this would happen. I just didn't think it would be this year.

Falcons defensive line looks really good tonight

Can't wait for my Bucs to bootyblast the Eagles in 2 weeks like we have every year for the last 5 or so

>>150806675
>first place in the best division in football
We are so fucking back nannerbros.

>>150806636
If the Dolphins don't take him instead of Waddle at 6 the Eagles trade up and get him instead of Devonta. Also in this scenario that means the Giants get Devonta instead of panic moving back for Toney.

>>150806636
Miami most likely instead of Waddle

>>150806690
Why do all the games have to be in fucking Tampa?

Bungles fire sale soon

I have the flu and have been sleeping most of the day but I at least wanted to wake up long enough to post
>burrs

>>150806675
You should want everyone in the division to winless besides your team. Thats like collegefags rooting for a conference. Gay as shit.

>>150806700
Burrow put up huge passing numbers with Chas and no Sewell. The issue with the team is not the offense.

>>150806368
I don't follow AFC teams but I am a former QB. If I got shut the fuck down like Hurts did and Chris Jones called me out on it
Not taking responsibility for my shitty day is not my style. I don't think it's Hurts style either, I think Hurts is going to be all "I was terrible" to all his teammates and fans this whole week and use it to motivate him to be good next week
Saying "shut up, you can't criticize me, because we won" is the sign of a retard l
Granted, it's hard to think under pressure in one second so I don't fault Hurts
I imagine he's thinking about it right now thinking stupid stupid stupid I wish I had said

Hey you got me today, Chris, great game, but you know now I always go apeshit on your ass come the Super Bowl

>>150806716
miami should have fucking picked him over waddle. Fucking grier wanted to go glamor instead of what he needed. fuck him

>>150806671
Burrow is always injured. You should be used to it by now.

>>150806758
>shut the fuck down
lol you don't understand what it means to play to win the game and not for stats. Keep the main thing the main thing, kid.

>>150806755
The issue is this Joe’s third lower body injury

>>150806758
>former QB
x to doubt

Winning is the only stat that matters

>>150806760
Not when its easily preventable

>>150806748
>has da flu
mahomes? you post here?

>>150806671
seething

>>150806781
YWNBJH

>>150806758
What exactly did Hurts do wrong, in your opinion. He made zero mistakes, and won the game.

>>150806658
Will we see a triple doink this year?

>>150806672
If you make the super bowl and then get blown the fuck out by 20+ points, you weren't actually good, you just played in a shit conference

>>150806758
>Hey you got me today, Chris, great game, but you know now I always go apeshit on your ass come the Super Bowl
terrible terrible comeback

>>150806791
If I was Mahomes I'd be too busy watching other men fuck my wife to laugh at the Bears

>>150806815
Stop trying lol

Just saw a teen boy riding a skateboard. Thought to myself, what if it’s an ugly girl with a fat ass? So I checked out his ass as he skated by. It wasn’t a girl and the ass wasn’t fat.

Did people stop caring about Deons CFB team now that his crappy sons are gone?

>>150806755
In fairness Joe Burrow getting consistently murdered has become a substantial, long term, problem.

Still not his fault, the organization failed him.

>>150806861
they suck so yes

>>150806861
He'a still coaching Colorado? I guess I just assumed he would have gotten arrested by now.

>>150805269
That's because he was smoking crack

>>150806866
it's his own doing. he chooses to play in empty formations at a ridiculous rate, he refuses to throw the ball away, he refuses to give up on plays that get blown up. he'd rather extend a drive even if it means potentially throwing away the entire season. a franchise tackle wouldn't change shit.

>>150805800
I am also scared. However I'm having fun while it lasts

>>150806913
>a franchise tackle wouldn't change shit.
Sewell is an elite pass catcher. Have him declare as elligible every snap and then Burrow has another safety valve. ez

>>150806675

>nfc west is best
it just means more :)

>>150806871
That’s not Mac Jones in a Patriots uniform

>>150805436
Glass Joe strikes again

What's the over/under going to be for Detoilet @ Baltipoor next Monday, 70?

>>150806406
Time for the Bengals to send a kings ransom for Russel Wilson

>>150806913
He’s also simply injury prone. Some people are

>>150805821
If his parents are still alive, i wonder how they feel about this.

>>150806971
I feel so vindicated. All of the fucking faggot who said I was retarded for wanting Mac Jones over Trey Lance can suck my cock.

>>150806819
coming from the guy that is terrible at everything.

You're just like these 3 peak retards, but in every one of your posts
>>150806781
>>150806789
>>150806810

There's something wrong with your brain. Logic, processor, whatever, it's all broke. You need to go see a doctor or work on fixing it yourself. Or else you're going to keep going through life as peak retard. Go ask all your friends and family. Hey, I'm thinking something is wrong with my brain and I might be retarded. They are all going to tell you, no shit. you just realized this?

>>150807021
Browning Automatic is better than 2025 Russ

>>150807027
Kiwi shut his gay ass up, too. Now he wishes Bo Nix is the next Big Mac.

>next episode of TNF is Bills/Dolphins
Bills 3-0 :)

>>150805527
Based af. Midwest Christians know he was an antichrist.

>>150806843
>stop being right all the time

>>150806871
Tua was given everything

Best stream site right now?

This is honestly fucking amazing

Pretty much every game I've watched today has had qbs running for their lives on nearly every drop back. What the hell happened to offensive line play?

>>150807043
And McDaniel/Grier gets canned right after, give the new guy a week and a half instead of a week to get control of the team. Grier passing on Herbert for Tua is one of the biggest fuck ups ever. I cry every time I watch the Chargers knowing I could have had Marino 2.0 leading my Miami Dolphin's during the PRIME of my life but instead I'm stuck with fucking POOA as my teams QB. fml.

>>150807117
Xfinity.com

Daniel Jones is better than Jalen Hurts.

>>150806871
He'll be back bros

>>150807118
black athletes need to stop putting each other down and start lifting one another up

>>150807118
Jones is right though, the defense did their job. Mahommes/Kelce are just washed now and the offense has no other weapons.

>>150807153
No one actually thinks this

>>150807092
>except for an O-line

>>150807117
your television, bandwagon bitch

>>150807141
im going to be happy when ur redditor head coach gets fired desu

Matthew Stafford on attempts of 15+ air yards in Week 2:

5 of 6
137 yards
1 TD
1.96 EPA per dropback
158.3 rating

>>150807092
Calm down Beavis

>>150807153
He honestly looks incredible right now, imagine if a team had him as their QB AND Saquan Barkley as their RB, that'd be nuts.

>>150807118
Chris Jones is gonna murder Jalen Hurts in the parking lot confirmed.

I think the Bengals will be fine with Browning. Not as good obv, but probably way more entertaining. Instead of dissecting defenses like Joe, Browning just finds a matchup he likes and chucks it. Lots of dragons and picks to be had.

>>150807118
>Chris: You sucked out there
>Squirts: B-but we won.. :(
that's how a bus rider would respond lol

>>150807163
This but replace putting each other down with committing crimes.

Where is the Cowboys' pass rush?

>>150807178
Yeah, so am I. I liked him at first but it's clear he's just a Shannahan system baby and the league has figured it out. He's a bad motivator and since he never played real football I don't think the team respects him at all.

Get fucked gnats

>>150806871
Turn your vpn off Bahamas

>>150807177
NBC is a nigger and I can’t get the signal most of the time

>Joe Burrow out for 3 months
Kek yet another dead season. At least the Bills give you hope before stabbing you with razors.

>>150805368
They do that so it's harder to nootice the holding.

>>150807141
>firing a black coach after week 3
I can't wait for McDaniel to take your jew owner to court.

>>150807201
Well they just got Clowney so maybe next week they can whip something up. I'd be more concerned about their seconday getting carved up by Russell Wilson

did joe burrows stub his toe? is he done for the season?

>>150807118
He actually had 101 yards :^)

Daniel Jones actively elevates his mediocre team.
Hurts just drives the bus and doesn't fuck up.

>>150807178
imagine not wanting the dolphins to suffer as long as possible. fake /nfl/ enjoyer

>>150807118
>chimp that costed his team the game the week prior by going for stats is once again only thinking about stats
color me suprised
Hurts haters replying are seething

Daniel Dimes is better than Hurts

Keep the main thing the main thing

Could be worse, I could be a bears or Dolphins fan.

Don't see him talked about much, but I really like that white boy receiver for the Colts, Alec Pearce. He's one of the best deep threats on the league.

>>150807276
McCarthy doesn't have 'it'.

So can we say that McSharty is a bust yet?

>>150807282
This. Hurts thinks like a white QB

>>150807287
Can any team compete with the Bears and Dolphins for embarassing, inexplicable losses?

>>150807287
You could be a Jets fan and never know any happiness whatsoever lmao

*Now 12-1
Hate as you might, the Football Gods love the Bone Zone

>>150807311
I wish you would be a deep threat in this bussy

Mac Jones should be leading New England on deep play off runs not playing touchbutt in San Francisco.

Don’t let Steelers fans forget their team had the most spaghetti of spaghetti plays ever seen today.

>>150807341
That depends do you play for the Eagles?

Hurts is the only active QB other than Mahomes, Stafford, Wilson, Rodgers and Flacco with a ring. Stop it.

>>150807349
link? i must've missed it

I hope McSharty beats the Falcons so I can laugh at them for being 0-2 like my Panthers, I love being petty

>>150807362
Wentz has two rings

>>150807028
>NOOOOOOO YOU *NEED* TO SPAM PASSES BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OK?
run the ball chads WON

>>150807362
>Stafford, Wilson, Flacco

lol great point

>>150807362
BUT HIS TEAM IS GOOD SO IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE... IT JUST DOESN'T OKAY!?!?!?!?

The bronkoid faggot from the game thread was seething so hard he ran to /pol/ to make a thread about it LMAO
>>>/pol/516050925

are viking fans considering the possibility that mccarthy just sucks?

>>150807393
As if Stafford and Wilson aren’t HOFers

>>150807387
he has one what are you talking about?

1. Mahomes
2. Allen
3. Hurts
4. Lamar

>>150807403
He just needs more time...

>>150807393
>Disrespecting StaffGOAT

>>150807287
The Bucs, Jags and Cardinals are objectively the worst teams to be a fan of

>>150807337
These uniforms are so fucking terrible that I'm mad every time I see them. I could almost live with it if they didn't fuck with the helmet but they had to ruin the oldest helmet design in the entire sport.

>>150807409
He wasn’t mentioned. And he has three

>>150807117
https://dofustream.cloud/player?m3u8=https://r.dofustream.cloud/s3/cf/s3_401772919_wep_Falcons/index.txt

>>150807363
>>150795428

I like Matthew Stafford because he’s a chad. Anyone has the chad pic of him? The one that he’s dancing with two girls.

>>150807210
He should go back to the Niners as an OC desu

>>150807346
The Patriots had their chance and they blew it. Mac belongs to us now.

>>150807403
I certainly am

>>150807440
lmao stoolers

I saw some croissants filled with custard and dipped in chocolate on Youtube. I wanna try that now...

Why can't things work out for TLaw?
>Trevor Lawrence threw two interceptions in the first half, including an inexcusable one into the end zone. With a chance to put the game away with a touchdown in the final minutes,

>>150807440
I still don’t understand what happened here. Can someone explain for a football tard

>>150807474
The ball touched the steelers and allowed the hawks to recover the ball at the endzone. TD Seahawks.

>>150807473
Remember when he was supposed to be the Manning to Mahomes

>>150807473
i had that game in my area. he should have actually thrown another but it got overturned on replay. it was a fun game tho.

>>150807426
Just let it go we all have our gripes and Demoff is never going to listen. Just like those horrible Midnight jerseys

>>150807487
Would it have been valid for him to just let the ball settle instead of trying to catch it? Or would the ball still be in play?

>>150807473
Everything the Jaguars touch goes to shit
Hopefully he can find another team and turn it around before it’s too late

>>150807473
the rumor is he just doesn't really care that much about football

Elite.

>>150807474
>when other team kicks the ball back as soon as you touch it the ball is live meaning either team can pick it up and score
>hits steelers' guys hand
>ball is live
>seahawks recover it in end zone before it goes out of bounds
>it's a free touchdown
I guess the Steelers player thought it was a touchback (automatic end of play, steelers get it at 25 yard line), but since he touched it first you don't get a touchback

>>150807501
remember the Burrow vs Lawrence debate circa 2020-2021?

>>150807518
No, the Khans are shitty owners and believe sports talk media when drafting. Travis Hunter sucks, anybody who thought he'd magically become elite at either position in the NFL was retarded. He was media hyped because Deion at Colorado and massively overrated playing in a JV conference against shitty competition

>>150807425
Browns and Jets are worse. Bucs have a recent Super Bowl.

>>150807529
he's got a deceptive build

>>150807512
The problem is the ball is in bounds. Maybe he should have go where the ball is and kicked it out of bound. I wonder if that would be considered a safety?

>>150807425
>bucs
What?

mccarthy's pocket awareness is terrible. he steps into sacks a lot.

>>150807534
One of my few sources of pride in life was watching that LSU Clemson bowl game and seeing them both play for the first time and declaring to everyone who would listen that Burrow was a future great QB and would be way better than Lawrence. It’s a comfort to remember that and know I know ball

>>150807529
Reminder wins ARE a coach stat.

>>150807425
i would be fucking elated if baker was my QB

>>150807587
>that Burrow was a future great QB
Burrow is on his way out on a stretcher.

browns gonna brown

>>150807614
How is this possible?

COLTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL

>>150807609
Just wait until he goes to the Rams

>>150806121
based negan

>>150807614
>next three games are packers, vikings and lions
They're going 0-5 minimum, aren't they?

So who actually does have "the worst" jerseys in the NFL?

>burrow has grade 3 turf toe injury that will sideline him for 3 months
What's the ooof level?

>>150807688
all of it

>>150807664
Fucking THIS

The Mukuba int was Mahomes's fault. Or, at least both of theirs. The ball came out too early, before Kelce had turned his head to look for it. Their "legendary chemistry" failed this time.

>>150807664
I dunno if he will fit McSnead’s offense. Is there any qb’s worth drafting in the upcoming draft? NO ARCH PLS!

>>150807686
Titans
Worst color scheme for sure at least

>what do you have to say coach?

>OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA

>>150807688
Bros gonna be well rested for the playoffs when he comes back
Rest of the league should be on notice

>>150806259
People expect every elite team to be like the Bills or like the Chiefs/Bengals have been in previous years, star QB spearheading an electric offense and putting up MVP stats even in losses.

>>150807636
going all the way down the field to settle for 3 at best, turnover at worst for the entire game

>>150807518
Gabbert and Minshew have been career backups since they left. Bortles was a backup before he retired. None of our former QBs have done any better on another team.

>>150807728
He didn't say that

>>150807660
That image clearly shows them losing in the AFCCG

>>150807742
prove it

I don't like the Chiefs and it make me happy when they lose :)

>kelce is no gronk!!
well duh. Gronk is 6’7 and sleeps with porn whores.

>>150807688
easily a level 4 oof
would be level 5 if their backup wasn't decent

>>150807737
I’m impressed lol?!

>>150807728
That’s exactly what he said

>>150807708
Fuck you nothing is EVER my Mahomes' fault.
His LT was out 2 drives he is absolved of all blame.

>>150806758
Is this a troll or do people really think it’s better to lose with stats then to win?

>>150807782
>do people really think it’s better to lose with stats
you'd be surprised

da flu

>>150807782
Fantasy Football has been a disaster for the perception of the sport.

>>150807778
prove it.

Is it time to stop expecting the Bengals to be good again. feel like we've been waiting for it the last 2 seasons going into this one

don't scoff the goff

>>150807587
Nigga, Burrow was already pegged as a surefire franchise QB well before that game. You're not a prophet for seeing what literally everyone else saw.

>>150807688
He'll have 4 games or so to be back since their bye week is about halfway through their schedule but coming back to the Ravens is kinda a death sentence. He probably comes back Week 16.

>>150807769
based football enjoyer

>>150807401
KWAB

>>150807837
yes.jpg

>>150807636
It's almost as if there's more to football than what is explained by statistics.

>>150807824
New

how was the Broncos/Colts game?

>>150807824
>>150807824
>>150807824

>>150805268
Is Mutthomes and Kelce really blaming the FLU after shilling PFIZER SAFE AND EFFECT gene therapy?

>>150805527
As if Detroit and Baltimore are going to worry about a shooting

>>150807777
I'm impressed by those digits

>>150805428
>he didn't see the block in the back

>>150806423
Pay this man

>>150806551
Remember:
The foundation of the Bengals is the Browns.

Hope that helps it make sense.

>>150807686
I think the Rams look fucking horrible. Ironically the chargers do blue and yellow better.
Titans suck.
Cowboys are ugly as sin.