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Anonymous Canada No.150810412 [Report] >>150810435 >>150810440 >>150810606 >>150810822 >>150816978
/hoc/
It's time
Anonymous Canada No.150810429 [Report] >>150810455 >>150810472
Yeah, time to remember Ryan Miller.
Anonymous United States No.150810435 [Report]
>>150810412 (OP)
The troon
Anonymous United States No.150810436 [Report] >>150810471 >>150813099
slopdown was cancelled
Anonymous Canada No.150810440 [Report] >>150810533
>>150810412 (OP)
First for my Flames
Anonymous Canada No.150810446 [Report]
*shoots the puck at you*
Anonymous United States No.150810449 [Report] >>150810476 >>150810503 >>150810515 >>150810531 >>150813040
first entry in my /hoc/ 2026 folder :)
Anonymous Canada No.150810455 [Report] >>150810480
>>150810429
nuckies legend he is
Anonymous United States No.150810467 [Report] >>150810584
F L A M E S
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Anonymous United States No.150810471 [Report]
>>150810436
that was transpage KWAB
Anonymous United States No.150810472 [Report] >>150816513
>>150810429
The last truly talented Sabres tendie.
Anonymous Canada No.150810476 [Report] >>150810509 >>150810546
>>150810449
Was that today?
lmao
Anonymous Canada No.150810480 [Report]
>>150810455
He saved Stechers life in the middle of downtown Toronto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpG9zzsWKao
Anonymous United States No.150810503 [Report]
>>150810449
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.150810509 [Report] >>150810546
>>150810476
think so, i didn't see it live
Anonymous Canada No.150810515 [Report]
>>150810449
you gotta feel bad for the guy
Anonymous Canada No.150810531 [Report]
>>150810449
>euro goaler forgets hes not playing on a toddlers rink anymore
kwab
Anonymous United States No.150810533 [Report]
>>150810440
they look autistic
Anonymous United States No.150810546 [Report]
>>150810476
>>150810509
Yup it was totally today since ya know.. It was also posted yesterday
Anonymous United States No.150810556 [Report]
thought you might like to see the news
Anonymous Canada No.150810579 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.150810584 [Report]
>>150810467
R U L E
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Anonymous United States No.150810606 [Report]
>>150810412 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.150810636 [Report]
raw's on tomorrow but we'll be watching our raidies first
Anonymous United States No.150810639 [Report]
>goes to new york to be with his russian BROTHERS
holy based
Anonymous United States No.150810718 [Report] >>150810740
>Vladimir Roshvonakov
>Ivan Mirisnakov
>Gregaro Ililinivigch
Anonymous Canada No.150810740 [Report] >>150810749
>>150810718
fun fact: he improvised that bit to be longer than it originally was because conan told him they still had more time left and norm's joke was only supposed to be 20 seconds long or something
Anonymous Canada No.150810749 [Report] >>150810806
>>150810740
That's not from conan
Anonymous United States No.150810754 [Report]
Hey I see squeaky fromme is in the news
Anonymous Canada No.150810806 [Report]
>>150810749
the russian names are from his moth joke on conan, but yeah the thumbnail is from the youtube thing
Anonymous United States No.150810822 [Report] >>150811284
>>150810412 (OP)
time to goon
Anonymous United States No.150810851 [Report] >>150810886
imagine grinding your entire life to be a pro player and find an actual fucking woman trying to tell you what to do
Anonymous United States No.150810860 [Report] >>150810886
yeah i'm sure that broad knows puck *jerkoff motion* with her size 6 skates
Anonymous United States No.150810878 [Report] >>150810895 >>150810916
We don't jerkoff motion here
Anonymous United States No.150810886 [Report]
>>150810860
you want bigger feet for the post-loss ball stomping? based
>>150810851
hot
Anonymous United States No.150810895 [Report]
>>150810878
true
Anonymous Canada No.150810916 [Report]
>>150810878
Wanker
Anonymous Canada No.150810920 [Report]
>>150810317
just like my oilers
Anonymous United States No.150810937 [Report] >>150810951 >>150810992 >>150811053 >>150811307
Question for /hoc/ anons who have had to move to a new city with a new NHL team in the life:

How do you determine who you support?

I grew up a fan of team A, surrounded by people I could talk to about team A, turn on the radio and listen to sports talk about team A, and walk into any bar and watch the game.

Now I live in city B, and all of the above now applies to them. And I realize how much a part of my enjoyment of being a fan of team A was that I was in a world of team A. And now my fandom of A has diminished as I am no longer in the same kind of environment, but at the same time, I feel like an outsider to team B and can't imagine ditching my loyalty to team A altogether. But I want to be in the hockey life of my new city too, and I want to buy season tickets, but I just feel so fake an conflicted. I am very lost. How do people in similar situations navigate this?
Anonymous United States No.150810950 [Report] >>150810977 >>150811015
kill yourself trb, stop crossposting shit from reddit for attention
Anonymous United States No.150810951 [Report] >>150810977
>>150810937
do your parents know you're gay
Anonymous United States No.150810963 [Report]
my birth dad is a panthers fag but my step dad is the dad who stepped up so I follow his sharks instead
Anonymous United States No.150810977 [Report]
>>150810950
huh? i haven't crossposted anything from reddit. how would be "for attention" if i am anonymous? fucking retard.

>>150810951
no u
Anonymous Canada No.150810992 [Report]
>>150810937
My grandpa grew up in a town without at team and was a blackhawks fan for some reason. He moved to a city with a team and switched to cheering for the new city's team.
Anonymous United States No.150811008 [Report] >>150811048 >>150811060
I follow kenny's hometown Winnipeg ice hockey Jets
Anonymous Canada No.150811015 [Report] >>150811148
>>150810950
Anonymous United States No.150811045 [Report]
my dad took me to a san diego gulls game when I was 6 and that's the only hockey game I've been to
Anonymous United States No.150811048 [Report] >>150811059
>>150811008
reminds me of when sam was determined to shoot fight kenny
Anonymous United States No.150811053 [Report]
>>150810937
you should be a golden knights fan regardless of where you are or where you're from.
Anonymous United States No.150811059 [Report]
>>150811048
kek just like the philster
Anonymous United States No.150811060 [Report]
>>150811008
what a shitter KWAB
Anonymous United States No.150811076 [Report] >>150811094
we don't post trannyfed trannies here
Anonymous United States No.150811082 [Report] >>150811094
i think the espn sched is bugged it says theres no games tomorrow ? surely gary would not
Anonymous United States No.150811086 [Report]
>vaq
Anonymous Canada No.150811094 [Report] >>150811099 >>150811107
>>150811082
>>150811076
Anonymous Canada No.150811095 [Report]
wheres jen
Anonymous United States No.150811096 [Report]
every night with this shit huh
Anonymous United States No.150811099 [Report] >>150811275
>>150811094
cope we love Stephenie here
Anonymous United States No.150811107 [Report] >>150811275
>>150811094
we love steph here
Anonymous Canada No.150811113 [Report]
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Anonymous Canada No.150811121 [Report] >>150811123 >>150811130
wrestlequeers worked lmao
Anonymous United States No.150811123 [Report] >>150811135
>>150811121
nah that's you
Anonymous United States No.150811130 [Report]
>>150811121
ok how you know
Anonymous United States No.150811132 [Report]
the term is actually wrestlechad
Anonymous Canada No.150811135 [Report] >>150811170
>>150811123
good marnerpost
Anonymous Canada No.150811142 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.150811147 [Report] >>150811153
just took a mid-match marner sponsored by Slim Jim, Turbo Tax, and the Caliphate of Saudi Arabia
Anonymous Canada No.150811148 [Report]
>>150811015
Good post man. Love the Sedins.
Anonymous Canada No.150811153 [Report]
>>150811147
damn how'd you get such good sponsors bro
Anonymous United States No.150811166 [Report]
>mid-marner match
Anonymous United States No.150811170 [Report]
>>150811135
gms
Anonymous United States No.150811192 [Report]
>marners banned from ringside match
take the book away from arn for christ sakes
Anonymous United States No.150811203 [Report]
you good, you done now? can we talk about hockey? olympics are soon
Anonymous United States No.150811207 [Report] >>150811212
we call those nicolas roys now
Anonymous United States No.150811212 [Report]
>>150811207
true
Anonymous Canada No.150811222 [Report]
Looking forward to my milkshake marner. Hope it has the same consistency on the way out.
Anonymous United States No.150811228 [Report] >>150811247
A roy escaped my ass, which made me realize a marner was incoming.
Anonymous United States No.150811231 [Report]
botched the marner finish so I had to do it again major heat backstage vince not happy
Anonymous United States No.150811241 [Report]
been eating too many nuts and, for related reasons, would prefer to not have a visit from the marners for the next several days
Anonymous Canada No.150811247 [Report]
>>150811228
I call those gary's
Anonymous United States No.150811248 [Report] >>150811264 >>150811270 >>150811280 >>150811297
there is not a single piece of news to discuss
Anonymous United States No.150811251 [Report]
It means deep stuff rick
Anonymous Canada No.150811264 [Report] >>150811305 >>150811869
>>150811248
How about we discuss hockey related things that are actually Important. Like this.
This is everything.
Anonymous Canada No.150811270 [Report] >>150811288
>>150811248
my flames beat your oilers twice in 3 days!
Anonymous United States No.150811275 [Report] >>150811294
>>150811099
>>150811107
are you sure this isn't a tranny?
Anonymous United States No.150811280 [Report] >>150811327
>>150811248
carter hart vegas or utah bound
Anonymous United States No.150811284 [Report]
>>150810822
ew
Anonymous United States No.150811288 [Report]
>>150811270
good cube
Anonymous United States No.150811294 [Report]
>>150811275
>giant naturals
>child-bearing hips with a giant ass
Yes.
Anonymous United States No.150811297 [Report] >>150811306 >>150812319
>>150811248
until kaprizov signs somewhere and the wildfag has another meltie
Anonymous United States No.150811305 [Report] >>150811328
>>150811264
gary would make her wear a neck guard on both thighs
Anonymous United States No.150811306 [Report]
>>150811297
would kill myself if i was a wild fan kek
Anonymous United States No.150811307 [Report]
>>150810937
Unless you hate team B just pickup team B as another team you root for unless they're playing team A, it's not difficult. If it's a somewhat large city, chances are there's a bar or bars where fans of team A meet to watch games anyway. Google for "<new city> team A meetup" or similar
Anonymous Canada No.150811320 [Report] >>150811356
maybe kaprizov wants to sign with the caps so he can play with ovi during his last season
Anonymous United States No.150811322 [Report]
Eyes Without a Face by Billy Idol slaps
Anonymous United States No.150811327 [Report]
>>150811280
for under $4M aav how many clubs wouldn't be interested
Anonymous United States No.150811328 [Report] >>150811336 >>150811379
>>150811305
this is what they wear in pwhl
Anonymous Canada No.150811336 [Report] >>150814969
>>150811328
my gf makes me wear something like that
Anonymous United States No.150811356 [Report] >>150811363
>>150811320
Our Islanders are the premier destination for Russian players these days
Anonymous Canada No.150811363 [Report] >>150811415
>>150811356
Only when the rags are full
Anonymous Canada No.150811371 [Report] >>150811389 >>150811390 >>150811399 >>150811479
How come no Russians ever force a trade to the west coast?
Anonymous United States No.150811379 [Report] >>150811394
>>150811328
bedard just put in an order for 7 of these beauties
Anonymous Canada No.150811389 [Report]
>>150811371
Because it's only close to the ass end of russia
Anonymous Canada No.150811390 [Report]
>>150811371
Too close to Russia
Anonymous Canada No.150811394 [Report] >>150811461
>>150811379
it's the only way he can keep corey perry from molesting him
Anonymous United States No.150811399 [Report]
>>150811371
if you take the old soviet planned US targets for nukes and overlay the current russian players you'd notice some patterns
Anonymous United States No.150811415 [Report] >>150811758
>>150811363
lol. lmao. jen, even. nice job acquiring Shabanov, >rags

Look at this patience, Embarrassing the defending and future cup champs
https://youtu.be/WuPNtJgp2zw?t=118
Anonymous United States No.150811439 [Report] >>150811449
WELL FOLKS IT IS FINALLY OFFICIAL: RAPE, LEGAL IN THE NATION OF CANADA
Anonymous United States No.150811443 [Report] >>150811638
last season CBJ had the most russians in their lineup but I think our Islanders are tied this season should Varly be healthy
Anonymous United States No.150811449 [Report]
>>150811439
i call people groups of people folks when i can't tell their genders
Anonymous Canada No.150811458 [Report] >>150811467 >>150811469
Listening to old music is so god dang depressing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQKocii2wNs&list=RDhQKocii2wNs
Anonymous Australia No.150811461 [Report]
>>150811394
>the bidding war over the spare key
Anonymous United States No.150811467 [Report] >>150811555
>>150811458
for me it's the opposite - reminds me of better times
Anonymous United States No.150811469 [Report] >>150811555
>>150811458
i'm listening to early 2000s indie aka the best music ever made
Anonymous United States No.150811479 [Report]
>>150811371
don't ask questions consume sunbelt slop then get excited for next sunbelt slop
Anonymous United States No.150811533 [Report] >>150811546 >>150811564
McDavid will get $20M aav next year but for what term
Anonymous United States No.150811546 [Report]
>>150811533
he's fucked for life. on his wedding day he looked like his dog just died
Anonymous Canada No.150811555 [Report]
>>150811467
>>150811469
Enjoy the tunes frens
Anonymous Canada No.150811564 [Report]
>>150811533
whatever term he asks. every year he is signed is another year the cap might go up which makes his contract higher value.
Anonymous United States No.150811572 [Report] >>150811576
you fags didn't give coheed a fair chance earlier
Anonymous United States No.150811576 [Report] >>150811584
>>150811572
for me it's that song that goes MAN YOUR OWN JACKHAMMERRRRRRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN YOUR BATTLESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNS
Anonymous United States No.150811584 [Report]
>>150811576
listening to it now
Anonymous Canada No.150811600 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.150811602 [Report]
For me its: Kerosene around, something to do, LIGHT MYSELF ON FIREEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous Canada No.150811608 [Report] >>150811613
what if a jamaican man somehow made it into the nhl and then he scored a hat trick and then the nhl dot com punsters had him on front page with the subtext "jamaican me crazy"
Anonymous United States No.150811613 [Report]
>>150811608
kofi had a jamaican gimmick do you remember that his theme was sick
Anonymous United States No.150811616 [Report] >>150811637
GIMME GIMME GIMME A FROG AFTER MIDNIGHT
Anonymous Canada No.150811637 [Report]
>>150811616
TAKE ME THROUGH THE DARKNESS TO THE BREAK OF THE DAY
Anonymous United States No.150811638 [Report] >>150811714
>>150811443
islanders got some good picks fans need to remember rookies need time to grow. bedard was a brat and a bust until he got corrected by dredd and now he's just a bust
Anonymous Canada No.150811639 [Report]
gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie miniwheats
>strawberry flav
Anonymous Canada No.150811646 [Report] >>150811953
post big saves if you got them please
Anonymous United States No.150811664 [Report]
took a pic of my marner to show you guys but it's too big for the memory card
Anonymous Canada No.150811678 [Report]
>I could not get though september without a battle, i faced death, i went in with my arms swinging.
Anonymous Canada No.150811691 [Report] >>150811697
Do you guys think that Jeffrey Epstein ever posted on /hoc/?
Anonymous United States No.150811695 [Report]
But when I looked back there was only one set of goblin footprints. "That is where I carried you" said gary bettman
Anonymous Canada No.150811697 [Report]
>>150811691
Have you ever seen copey and epstien in the same room together?
Anonymous United States No.150811714 [Report]
>>150811638
Yeah I don't want Schaefer to play this year but the retard didn't apply to college so it's probably a foregone conclusion. Prokhorov looks to be an exciting pick (and another russian) but he's on Dynamo Moskva this season. Isaiah George showed great promise last season but regressed after being overwhelmed the longer he played in the NHL. Hopefully he's ready this season. I'm surprised Cole Eiserman is still flying under the radar a bit - doing well in college but didn't get as much playing time as I would have expected during world juniors, but his goal scoring capability was on display when he did
Anonymous United States No.150811725 [Report] >>150811742 >>150811746
i have a hockey question but i'll just wait until the nords wake up no offense
Anonymous United States No.150811739 [Report]
Good marnering sars
Anonymous Canada No.150811742 [Report]
>>150811725
just ask it anyways fagit
Anonymous United States No.150811746 [Report] >>150811783
>>150811725
kwab
Anonymous Canada No.150811758 [Report] >>150811767
>>150811415
Literally who
Anonymous Canada No.150811759 [Report] >>150814978
old man
Anonymous United States No.150811767 [Report] >>150811770 >>150811779
>>150811758
Kaprizov is that guy they said turned down the highest AAV/full contract ever
Anonymous Canada No.150811770 [Report] >>150811776 >>150811777
>>150811767
why did he do that
Anonymous Canada No.150811776 [Report] >>150811795
>>150811770
Life is short and the money isn't worth it if it means he has to live in mini soda
Anonymous United States No.150811777 [Report]
>>150811770
would you like to sign a blood contract knowing you'll never win a cup?
Anonymous Canada No.150811779 [Report] >>150811820
>>150811767
What does that have to do with Shabanov?
Anonymous United States No.150811783 [Report] >>150811798
>>150811746
tiny lost
Anonymous United States No.150811792 [Report]
shan't (shall not) be waging tomorrow and it feels good
Anonymous Canada No.150811795 [Report] >>150811800 >>150811803 >>150811834
>>150811776
is minnesota that bad of a state to live in? does it have no good qualities?
Anonymous United States No.150811796 [Report] >>150811814
just checked my sent folder and I don't see any asks so I'm guessing I didn't ask
Anonymous United States No.150811798 [Report]
>>150811783
cope he isn't scared of wrestlepalooza. he just randomly decided to change the time of whatever ppv they're running that day to the afternoon
Anonymous United States No.150811800 [Report] >>150811825
>>150811795
i've only been there in the summer but it's the definition of pleasant but boring
Anonymous Canada No.150811803 [Report] >>150811819 >>150811822
>>150811795
No idea im just being toxic. Its probably nice enough
Anonymous Canada No.150811814 [Report]
>>150811796
kek
Anonymous United States No.150811819 [Report]
>>150811803
Naw, you were right before. It's a joke here, too.
Anonymous United States No.150811820 [Report] >>150811863
>>150811779
oh so you know who he is
Anonymous United States No.150811822 [Report]
>>150811803
based
Anonymous Canada No.150811825 [Report] >>150811836 >>150811844 >>150811854 >>150811932
>>150811800
how come it's the state of hockey out of all the states in the united states of murica
Anonymous United States No.150811830 [Report]
>the absolute state of hockey
Anonymous United States No.150811834 [Report]
>>150811795
it's where Minneapolis is which is where all the Bosnians are
Anonymous United States No.150811836 [Report]
>>150811825
idk, maybe they just call it that
Anonymous Sweden No.150811844 [Report] >>150811848
>>150811825
Did you forget something
Anonymous Canada No.150811848 [Report]
>>150811844
i probably did, i'm 18 drinks deep right now
Anonymous United States No.150811850 [Report]
just found some new pop album by a woman named Jade and it might be aoty
Anonymous United States No.150811854 [Report] >>150811858 >>150811865
>>150811825
it's hockey program (and politics) makes them the canada of US states. Minnesota produces the most NHL players of any state. It's also the land of a thousand lakes and is where the Lakers and Land'o'Lakes butter names come from
Anonymous Canada No.150811858 [Report]
>>150811854
>Land'o'Lakes butter names come from
but they took away the red native indian goddammit
Anonymous United States No.150811862 [Report]
it's red native american
Anonymous Canada No.150811863 [Report] >>150811866 >>150811927
>>150811820
No, I don't, that's why I asked. At this point I don't care.
Anonymous Canada No.150811865 [Report]
>>150811854
personally, I was upset that Boeser didn't sign with them so he could play on the hometown team
Anonymous United States No.150811866 [Report] >>150811880
>>150811863
we care here newfag
Anonymous United States No.150811869 [Report] >>150811873
>>150811264
you think her equipment still works down there?
Anonymous Canada No.150811873 [Report]
>>150811869
Whether it does or does not, does not matter to me
Anonymous Canada No.150811880 [Report] >>150811886
>>150811866
>stephen makes a post about the islanders
>i ask him to further elaborate
>he responds with something completely unrelated
>i clarify that i am asking
>he still acts obstinate and offended that I cant read his mind, still wont address the followup.question to HIS post
>i stop caring at this point
Sick of trying to beat answers out of retards
Anonymous United States No.150811886 [Report] >>150811889
>>150811880
Anonymous Canada No.150811889 [Report] >>150811892
>>150811886
is that jamiroquai?
Anonymous United States No.150811891 [Report]
>JAMIROQUAI
Anonymous United States No.150811892 [Report]
>>150811889
>jamiroquai
Anonymous Sweden No.150811900 [Report] >>150811905 >>150811906 >>150811909
>The Hurricanes and the Penguins are interested in signing Carter Hart
I can see why the Hurricanes are. I can't see why the Penguins are.
Anonymous United States No.150811905 [Report]
>>150811900
i'm sure you do you fucking faget
Anonymous United States No.150811906 [Report]
>>150811900
>I can't see why the Penguins are.
dubas is a tard
Anonymous Canada No.150811909 [Report]
>>150811900
Anonymous United States No.150811927 [Report] >>150811949 >>150811964
>>150811863
sorry, fren; I assumed you were mocking with sarcasm. He was a highly sought after KHL prospect. Philthy fans were convinced they had him locked up (google it for fun times). Several other teams were interested like the >rags. His game is top notch but (a) it was the KHL and (b) some think he is too small. We shall see as he's expected to start on line 2 or 3 for my isles this season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhK5zjIr9_0
Anonymous United States No.150811932 [Report]
>>150811825
have another drink ray
Anonymous Canada No.150811937 [Report]
my flames don't have a backup. ride or die wolf
Anonymous Canada No.150811949 [Report] >>150812010
>>150811927
Retard
Anonymous Canada No.150811953 [Report] >>150811972 >>150811989
>>150811646
Anonymous Sweden No.150811964 [Report] >>150811981
>>150811927
>We shall see as he's expected to start on line 2 or 3 for my isles this season.
He'll get 60+ points if he plays on the 2nd line.
He'll be back in the KHL in 3 years if he plays on the 3rd line.

All depends on retarded NHL politics as usual.
Anonymous Sweden No.150811972 [Report] >>150811982
>>150811953
>less than 300 fans in the stands
>"hockey belongs in Florida
Nuke that entire state to prevent Gary from putting any more teams there.
Anonymous United States No.150811981 [Report]
>>150811964
Barzal & Shabanov on the same line should be terrific, they should mesh well as both have terrific speed and Barzal needs a scorer to feed
Anonymous Canada No.150811982 [Report] >>150812966
>>150811972
Truly the most bandwagon franchise on earth.
Anonymous United States No.150811989 [Report] >>150812001 >>150812021
>>150811953
who's the giant wearing #88
Anonymous Canada No.150812001 [Report]
>>150811989
Adolf Hitler is his name
Anonymous United States No.150812010 [Report]
>>150811949
>doesn't know who top KHL prospect is
>calls others retard
ok Rajesh
Anonymous United States No.150812021 [Report]
>>150811989
necas, now of the colorado avalanche
Anonymous United States No.150812102 [Report] >>150812111 >>150812119 >>150812122 >>150812132 >>150812134 >>150812190 >>150812374
Is it too late to join as a bandwagon fan?
Anonymous United States No.150812111 [Report] >>150812142
>>150812102
>bottom of the league
Now is the time to jump on
Anonymous United States No.150812119 [Report] >>150812142
>>150812102
they're gonna be shit for another season or two so you're right on time
Anonymous United States No.150812122 [Report] >>150812142
>>150812102
their fanclub is called "Did Not Qualify" so I think it's ok
Anonymous Sweden No.150812132 [Report]
>>150812102
Go for it, the young star players Eklund and Celebrini are a joy to watch and surely they can't be any worse than last season
Anonymous United States No.150812134 [Report]
>>150812102
welcome aboard
Anonymous United States No.150812142 [Report] >>150812148 >>150812150
>>150812111
>>150812119
>>150812122

excellent thank you bros for the endorsement. i know if i put my mind to it and pay for espn+ i can be the biggest plastic asshole sharks fan of 2025-26)))
Anonymous United States No.150812148 [Report] >>150812199
>>150812142
have a georgiev meme to get you started
Anonymous United States No.150812150 [Report]
>>150812142
>espn+
Anonymous Canada No.150812190 [Report] >>150812202 >>150812234
>>150812102
Anonymous United States No.150812199 [Report] >>150812207
>>150812148
wow, what a great meme of futility and resignation. thanks, this year is going to be so much fun. i am going to go to san jose for at least one game too.
Anonymous United States No.150812202 [Report]
>>150812190
damn that nigga is gay aids
Anonymous United States No.150812207 [Report] >>150812251
>>150812199
here's /our guy/'s first goal. remember it always
Anonymous Canada No.150812234 [Report]
>>150812190
Anonymous Canada No.150812248 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.150812251 [Report]
>>150812207
sick!
Anonymous United States No.150812319 [Report]
>>150811297
fuck you i never have melties
Anonymous Australia No.150812374 [Report]
>>150812102
They lead the league in weird homolust, so that's something.
Anonymous United States No.150812595 [Report] >>150812624
This’ll be the day that I die
Anonymous Canada No.150812624 [Report] >>150813066
>>150812595
Whats going on frend?
Anonymous Sweden No.150812790 [Report] >>150812808 >>150812908
There is no bad weather, only bad clothing

-ancient Swedish proverb
Anonymous United States No.150812808 [Report]
>>150812790
How common are category 5 hurricanes is svenland?
Anonymous United States No.150812908 [Report]
>>150812790
Thanks
Anonymous United States No.150812966 [Report]
>>150811982

1993
Anonymous Canada No.150813021 [Report] >>150813127
today i will remind them
Anonymous Canada No.150813040 [Report]
>>150810449
>on the power play even
Cucks
Anonymous Sweden No.150813059 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.150813066 [Report] >>150813083 >>150816784
>>150812624
I hate my job and regret taking it. I just need to hold it for a year, then I can quit it. But the job market sucks
Anonymous United States No.150813081 [Report]
ECHL hockey coming to my Trenton : )
Anonymous Canada No.150813083 [Report] >>150813153
>>150813066
kwab
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150813099 [Report]
>>150810436
Finally worked out how to hide your Irish flag, Trev?
Anonymous United States No.150813105 [Report]
Good morning Canes Nation :)
Anonymous United States No.150813127 [Report] >>150813170
>>150813021
Anonymous Sweden No.150813139 [Report]
Ladies and gentlemen - it's up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGqlWA7fqE4
Anonymous Canada No.150813142 [Report] >>150817335
wordle in 4
perfect connections
Anonymous United States No.150813153 [Report]
>>150813083
I envy neets
Anonymous Canada No.150813170 [Report] >>150813210 >>150815018
>>150813127
Anonymous United States No.150813210 [Report] >>150813233
>>150813170
Anonymous Canada No.150813233 [Report] >>150813281
>>150813210
when do you post the american men beating canada for a championship?
Anonymous United States No.150813259 [Report]
I can’t wait for February
Anonymous United States No.150813281 [Report] >>150813375
>>150813233
which one would you prefer, iihf or olympics?
Anonymous Canada No.150813282 [Report] >>150813325
here is the script:
canada wins again
americans cope by pretending they dont care
Anonymous United States No.150813322 [Report] >>150813363 >>150813452
which sunbelt team do you think is gonna win this year, /hoc/
I feel like it's dallas' time
Anonymous United States No.150813325 [Report] >>150813343
>>150813282
We do but we can’t compete with your elite team :(
I hope we medal
Anonymous United States No.150813343 [Report]
>>150813325
did you really use a VPN just to indulge your cuckoldry roleplay about winning a meme cup 9 months ago?
Anonymous Canada No.150813358 [Report]
thus, the bubblin commences
Anonymous United States No.150813363 [Report]
>>150813322
Dallas’ door has closed. Finals will be Las Vegas vs Florida
Anonymous Canada No.150813375 [Report]
>>150813281
either if you have it
Anonymous Canada No.150813410 [Report] >>150813430 >>150813606
stanley cup finals? in riyadh?
Anonymous United States No.150813430 [Report]
>>150813410
First is holding some games in China
Anonymous United States No.150813452 [Report] >>150813475
>>150813322
Depends on which signs Hart
Anonymous United States No.150813475 [Report]
>>150813452
Vegas is interested in him
Anonymous United States No.150813553 [Report]
good marning (that's marner-morning, as in the first bowel movement of the day) gentlemen
Anonymous United States No.150813606 [Report] >>150813627
>>150813410
wrong "sport" bro
>>>/pw/
Anonymous United States No.150813619 [Report]
Went to the office just to take a very green marner
Anonymous Canada No.150813627 [Report] >>150813696 >>150813796
>>150813606
it's /our/ day.
Anonymous Canada No.150813645 [Report] >>150813658
a green marner coming out of his butthole
Anonymous United States No.150813658 [Report]
>>150813645
Jen
Anonymous United States No.150813696 [Report]
>>150813627
don't you have a mosque to get to a human rights violation to commit
Anonymous United States No.150813796 [Report]
>>150813627
that's right uce
Anonymous United States No.150813961 [Report] >>150814109
call me old fashioned but I personally would rather watch 12 white men battle each other in an arena covered in ice than watch poorly acted homosexual theatre for retards and hipsters
Anonymous Canada No.150814109 [Report] >>150814132 >>150814181
>>150813961
ancient greek theatre was much more like wwe than modern "theatre" (bourgeois sentimental nonsense).
Anonymous United States No.150814132 [Report]
>>150814109
>ancient homosexual theatre was like modern homosexual theatre
not sure what this added to the conversation but thank you for agreeing with me I guess
Anonymous Canada No.150814136 [Report]
jen
Anonymous United States No.150814143 [Report]
E-God board I'm afraid
Anonymous Canada No.150814181 [Report]
>>150814109
True
Anonymous Sweden No.150814287 [Report]
>when you get to play with Iginla
Anonymous United States No.150814427 [Report]
I live so I can sip
Anonymous Canada No.150814439 [Report] >>150814539
my eyes are so heavy and tired reeeeeee
Anonymous United States No.150814486 [Report]
22 days until hockey returns
Anonymous United States No.150814539 [Report]
>>150814439
I feel it :( I always sleep like shit on days in which I have to go to the office
Anonymous United States No.150814561 [Report]
hmm is this team shit and ran by retards?
Anonymous Canada No.150814750 [Report] >>150814991
Preseason starts this weekend :)
Anonymous United States No.150814798 [Report]
put all this work into a 100th anniversary jersey only to wear it 13 times in an 82 game season lmao why is nhl so stingy about alternates forcing teams to throw away so many jersey designs
Anonymous United States No.150814969 [Report]
>>150811336
>leaf
As if your cock would even work if she took it off.
Anonymous United States No.150814978 [Report] >>150815165
>>150811759
Sid's got an IV trip of steroids while he's sleeping.
I'm sure he can spare a bag for ol' Drew.
Anonymous Canada No.150814991 [Report]
>>150814750
it's been preseason for months
Anonymous United States No.150815018 [Report] >>150815062
>>150813170
>still talking about the old guys squeaking out a lucky OT win when youth is getting smashed
How badly is Canada getting mauled at the Olympics in February?
Will they lose in the quarterfinals, or not even get out of the round robin?
Anonymous United States No.150815048 [Report] >>150817361
SHALL be watching Raw tonight
Anonymous Canada No.150815062 [Report] >>150815089
>>150815018
>muh boys
american men live in fear
Anonymous United States No.150815089 [Report] >>150815095
>>150815062
we pity you.
Canadian hockey players age like milk.
(Sid's got American biochem labs helping overcome that tho. Say thanks, bitch.)
Anonymous Canada No.150815095 [Report] >>150815128 >>150815132
>>150815089
america's best men never win
Anonymous United States No.150815120 [Report]
>wagies waging
>dead thread
YAWN
SNORE
Anonymous United States No.150815121 [Report]
Every time I see Canadians come into town for my son's hockey tournament, they all have the same bumper sticker:
>"Hockey Is LIFE!"
The moms are always these shrill, undersexed women. The dads are always these doughy tryhards.
I guess being an unathletic tryhard "works", though.
They usually win 10-1.
Anonymous United States No.150815128 [Report]
>>150815095
Cody wins Roman Reigns wins copey won
Anonymous United States No.150815132 [Report] >>150815156
>>150815095
America's best men don't play hockey, retard.
Even Britbongs aren't as retarded as you impotent old faggots: They know their soccer team's supposed to beat us.
Anonymous Canada No.150815156 [Report] >>150815198
>>150815132
>America's best men don't play hockey, retard
you got that right, that dont want to face a humiliation ritual against canada
Anonymous United States No.150815165 [Report]
>>150814978
I’ve always wanted to try an iv drip
Anonymous United States No.150815198 [Report] >>150815210
>>150815156
kek
Hockey is literally America's 5th-tier athletes
>football
>baseball
>basketball
>soccer
>Olympic sports
all have more participants.
And you crinkly old faggots STILL barely manage to squeak out an OT win against half our roster.
kys before the Pajeets kill you, limpy
Anonymous Canada No.150815207 [Report] >>150815214
Real retard hours featuring the bubbler
Anonymous Canada No.150815210 [Report] >>150815242
>>150815198
all this cope for why american men cant win
Anonymous United States No.150815214 [Report]
>>150815207
frfr
Anonymous United States No.150815242 [Report] >>150815257
>>150815210
It's over, nigga.
Your tired old asses are getting destroyed at the Olympics.
When you're 70 years old, you'll be babbling to your Pajeet caretaker about watching the "4 Nations Faceoff" while her 14 kids steal all the electronics from your nursing home room.
Anonymous Canada No.150815257 [Report] >>150815278
>>150815242
>we'll best you yet!!
kwab
Anonymous United States No.150815278 [Report] >>150815423
>>150815257
kek
USA destroyed Canada at the 4 Nations.
A week later, when our top D-pair was out, Canada was given a meaningless OT win against half a roster.
Anonymous United States No.150815301 [Report] >>150815323 >>150815325 >>150815402
imagine if our best athletes cared about the hackey
Anonymous United States No.150815323 [Report] >>150815352
>>150815301
There are literally 0 Mormons in the NHL.
Tens of millions of white, healthy, fertile American families don't even know what hockey is.
(btw, Mammoth season 2 tickets ain't selling so well.)
Anonymous United States No.150815325 [Report] >>150815343
>>150815301
LeQuavious-JaGorgeous Washington-Brown III skates two 15 seconds shifts then spends 15 minutes on the bench with an oxygen tank.
Anonymous United States No.150815343 [Report] >>150815761
>>150815325
I mean, no offense but Seth Jones is the consensus laziest player in the NHL and he repeatedly blew by the consensus "BEST PLAYER ON THE PLANET!!!" about a dozen times in the SCF
I'm not saying nigs are more athletic than potato nigs, but I'm just sayin'
Anonymous United States No.150815352 [Report]
>>150815323
mormons go to hell kwab
Anonymous Canada No.150815402 [Report] >>150815416
>>150815301
Pictured: americas best athletes
Anonymous United States No.150815416 [Report] >>150815453
>>150815402
impotent leaf doesn't know what "America" is
I'll help: You know that big, rich place that all the smart, healthy people in your country emigrate to while fat broke boys like you are stuck behind?
Yeah, THAT'S "America".
The Dominican Republic is a different country.
Anonymous Canada No.150815423 [Report] >>150815433 >>150815465
>>150815278
>USA destroyed Canada at the 4 Nations.
not what i see here
>A week later, when our top D-pair was out, Canada was given a meaningless OT win against half a roster.
ah yes it didnt count when you lost
the trademark loser cope
Anonymous United States No.150815433 [Report] >>150815456
>>150815423
>ah yes it didnt count when you lost
just like in the IIHF lol lmao
Anonymous Canada No.150815453 [Report] >>150815489
>>150815416
If you guys were getting bred by strong canadian bulls more regularly you wouldnt be so miserable all the time
Anonymous Canada No.150815456 [Report]
>>150815433
i dont recall canada playing against usa at iihf this year
Anonymous United States No.150815465 [Report] >>150815482
>>150815423
kek
still thinking OT squeaker against half a roster is a "win"
nigga, it ends soon
i wish you'd have the balls to kys when Canada gets destroyed at the Olympics, but I know you're too pussy
Anonymous Canada No.150815482 [Report] >>150815501
>>150815465
>IT DIDNT COUNT
loser cope
>canada will surely lose this time when it best on best!!!!
kwab
Anonymous United States No.150815489 [Report]
>>150815453
Oh, God.
You're funny.
Too broke to move, too tired to work, too dishonest to admit it.
Stay behind, dummy. The best and brightest will keep coming.
It's a genetic culling. We don't want your weak ass genes in our pool.
Anonymous United States No.150815501 [Report] >>150815510 >>150816824
>>150815482
>repeating same thing again and again
Sign of early-onset dimensia.
Anonymous Canada No.150815510 [Report]
>>150815501
dementia?
Anonymous United States No.150815526 [Report] >>150815697
ya gotta love the gare bear
Anonymous United States No.150815636 [Report]
you do not, under any circumstances, gotta love Gary R. Bettman
Anonymous Canada No.150815697 [Report]
>>150815526
<3
Anonymous United States No.150815707 [Report]
my favorite things about Gary are his religion and ethnicity
Anonymous United States No.150815714 [Report] >>150815751
Bill Daly
Anonymous United States No.150815721 [Report] >>150815737 >>150815766
my favorite part about gary is his diminutive height
it's like you could pick him up and put him in your shirt pocket like a little hamster and you can go on heartwarming adventures with him
Anonymous United States No.150815737 [Report] >>150815848
>>150815721
He’s roughly my height
Anonymous United States No.150815751 [Report]
>>150815714
How do I get a loyal minion
Anonymous Canada No.150815753 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.150815761 [Report]
>>150815343
Bedard is officially a bust
Anonymous United States No.150815766 [Report]
>>150815721
my favorite book growing up was If You Give a Gare A Cookie
Anonymous Canada No.150815792 [Report] >>150815814 >>150815822 >>150815911 >>150815946 >>150816770 >>150816781
car accident
F
Anonymous United States No.150815796 [Report] >>150815822 >>150815946
Anonymous United States No.150815814 [Report]
>>150815792
F
our hitmenies :(
Anonymous Canada No.150815822 [Report]
>>150815792
>>150815796
>4 seconds apart
very grim
Anonymous United States No.150815848 [Report] >>150815958
>>150815737
want to jump into my shirt pocket like a little hamster and go on heartwarming adventures with me?
Anonymous United States No.150815871 [Report]
Bedard wears too much makeup when he plays. it's the national hockey league not the national whore league
Anonymous United States No.150815911 [Report]
>>150815792
He was so young :(
Anonymous United States No.150815931 [Report]
Sean Higgins can't keep getting away with this
Anonymous United States No.150815946 [Report]
>>150815792
>>150815796
F
Anonymous United States No.150815958 [Report]
>>150815848
Only if you promise to feed me fruit :3
Anonymous United States No.150816033 [Report]
gays NOT welcome I'm afraid
Anonymous United States No.150816071 [Report] >>150816113 >>150816164 >>150816183
>MS paint a beak onto a coyote body
>send to print
grim
Anonymous Canada No.150816113 [Report]
>>150816071
i never realized the coyotes logo was wearing cooperalls
Anonymous United States No.150816164 [Report]
>>150816071
And I thought the interns were lazy
Anonymous United States No.150816183 [Report]
>>150816071
new animal unlocked
Anonymous United States No.150816185 [Report] >>150816229 >>150816508
found my old stash from '21-'22 when I was waging as a homer simpson and had nothing better to do all day than make shitty mspaint logos
Anonymous United States No.150816197 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.150816229 [Report] >>150816273 >>150816338
>>150816185
there's no way they let /hoc/ guys into the nuclear power plant
Anonymous United States No.150816249 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.150816273 [Report]
>>150816229
nah it was a radar facility but same thing just babysitting a control system all day

this was also when we made /wpwgbc/ or white power white girl brunch club, which I am now keen to bring back
Anonymous Canada No.150816334 [Report] >>150816376 >>150816385 >>150816398 >>150816401
For me, training camp is the worst time of year
Anonymous Canada No.150816338 [Report]
>>150816229
you now remember the Hamilton Canucks
Anonymous Canada No.150816376 [Report]
>>150816334
pre season games bruh. There is nothing worse than watching PTOs and third line AHLers sled through minutes of a neutral site game that is $100 a ticket.
Anonymous Sweden No.150816385 [Report]
>>150816334
train harder
Anonymous Canada No.150816398 [Report]
>>150816334
depends on the level. Junior training camp and pre season is pretty much guaranteed fights as random over excited 16 and 17year olds try to show they can "compete." Been to a bunch of BCHL and WHL warm up games this past few weeks and it has been beyond comfy. Coquitlam Express have absolute meat mountains throughout their roster this year.
Anonymous United States No.150816401 [Report] >>150816425 >>150816441 >>150816451 >>150816534
>>150816334
it's training camp for hoc posters too. work on typing speed and organizing your shitpost folders or you'll regret it in oct
Anonymous Canada No.150816425 [Report] >>150816430
>>150816401
I've kept myself in condition throughout the entire off season.
Anonymous Canada No.150816430 [Report] >>150816944
>>150816425
same. got to keep in the gym and eat right. Not part time plumbers in this organization.
Anonymous Canada No.150816441 [Report]
>>150816401
I stopped taking my schizophrenia medication
Anonymous United States No.150816451 [Report] >>150816560 >>150817067
>>150816401
over the summer I tested all the pizza places near me for speed, order accuracy, and marner consistency
Anonymous United States No.150816495 [Report]
I'm working on not asking.
Anonymous United States No.150816498 [Report]
I tested bacon, mushroom, sardine, green pepper, garlic hot sauce on a thin crust, it produced a surprisingly smooth and clean marner 14 hours later.
Anonymous United States No.150816508 [Report]
>>150816185
Show us some memes please
Anonymous United States No.150816513 [Report]
>>150810472
michal neuvirth was for like a 30 game stretch in 2015 but they traded him in the tank for mcdavid
Anonymous United States No.150816534 [Report]
>>150816401
I still haven’t decided on what gimmick to use this season. I’ll decide a week before the season starts
Anonymous United States No.150816560 [Report]
>>150816451
we don't plan our marners here
Anonymous Canada No.150816733 [Report] >>150816756
trb posted AI-ified selfies of himself last night and admitted to being fat kek
Anonymous Canada No.150816751 [Report]
>log into hoc
>trb still bubblin bout 4 nation
Anonymous Sweden No.150816756 [Report] >>150816768
>>150816733
/hoc/ sucks.
Anonymous Canada No.150816759 [Report]
is the Fedotov trade making way for Shart to make his return as the number 2 in Philly?
Anonymous Canada No.150816768 [Report]
>>150816756
much like trb on 04/17/22
Anonymous Canada No.150816770 [Report]
>>150815792
that is shitty. Absolutely DAWG in junior.
Anonymous Canada No.150816781 [Report] >>150816833
>>150815792
first Johnny and now this guy? Is Calgary killing all its players? I think an investigation is needed.
Anonymous Canada No.150816784 [Report]
>>150813066
I'm sorry lad :(
Anonymous Canada No.150816824 [Report]
>>150815501
You know you've lost (at life) when you're
/pol/ posting in a hockey forum
Anonymous Canada No.150816833 [Report]
>>150816781
better dead than forced to exist in calgary
Anonymous United States No.150816847 [Report]
Anonymous Sweden No.150816859 [Report] >>150816864 >>150817251
Whoever saves, they have.

-ancient Swedish proverb
Anonymous United States No.150816864 [Report]
>>150816859
Anonymous Canada No.150816876 [Report]
Whoever rapes, they 1.

-ancient bud proverb
Anonymous United States No.150816944 [Report]
>>150816430
I’m still in decent shape but can only hit the gym twice a week these days
Anonymous United States No.150816963 [Report]
there's literally nothing wrong with spamming the thread 23 hours per day with inane schizo noise that no one ever responds to
Anonymous Germany No.150816978 [Report]
>>150810412 (OP)
this guy is actually a fuck up irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI7vqt5OJzc
Anonymous Canada No.150817039 [Report]
thus, bud1247 continues
Anonymous United States No.150817067 [Report]
>>150816451
What was the best order?
Anonymous United States No.150817251 [Report]
>>150816859
That’s very wise
Anonymous United States No.150817274 [Report]
>rags
Anonymous United States No.150817335 [Report] >>150818175
>>150813142
wordle in 3
connections with 2 errors
Anonymous United States No.150817361 [Report] >>150817367
>>150815048
same but not live. raidies are on too
Anonymous United States No.150817367 [Report] >>150817385 >>150817396
>>150817361
steelies looked horrible yesterday:(
Anonymous United States No.150817385 [Report]
>>150817367
Jetties had another controlled flight into terrain
Anonymous United States No.150817396 [Report] >>150817459
>>150817367
our steelies :(

wrestlepalooza saturday
Anonymous United States No.150817459 [Report]
>>150817396
hell yeah Iyo and Steph drew the house
Anonymous United States No.150817470 [Report]
According to multiple sources, the Canadiens are in talks to extend Jeff Gorton and Kent Hughes contracts.
Anonymous Canada No.150817516 [Report] >>150817755
Wrestlefags OUT
Anonymous Sweden No.150817750 [Report]
Why is he killing all these old timer legends all of a sudden? What's his end plan?
Anonymous United States No.150817755 [Report]
>>150817516
What about all the other fags?
Anonymous United States No.150817824 [Report] >>150817850
whichever one of you faggots made this like 3 years ago I just want to thank you again for including my requested kadri image
Anonymous United States No.150817850 [Report] >>150817919
>>150817824
/hoc/ needs high quality oc like that
Anonymous Canada No.150817919 [Report]
>>150817850
Last time i did you called me a faggot
Anonymous United States No.150818018 [Report]
bud did not 1
Anonymous United States No.150818028 [Report] >>150818092
Shabanov will be line 1 at training camp
Anonymous Canada No.150818092 [Report]
>>150818028
Grim
Anonymous Canada No.150818175 [Report] >>150818203
>>150817335
we don't play connections anymore, fan submitted nonsense, arbitrary tripe
Anonymous Canada No.150818203 [Report]
>>150818175
Guess ya ain't a real puck fan
Anonymous Canada No.150818222 [Report]
Perfect connections today