Thread 150810655

---HEADLINES---
Debating Week 2 overreactions: We make sense of the Lions, Cowboys, Eagles, Chiefs - Dan Graziano, ESPN
>https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46258661/nfl-week-2-overreactions-surprises-takeaways-cowboys-lions-eagles-chiefs

Sources: Burrow could need surgery for turf toe
Eagles quiet Chiefs' talk with scoreboard statement
Cowboys sign Clowney to boost depth, says Jones
Broncos penalty gives Colts second chance, win
2-0 Cards know they must clean up 'sloppy ball'
Extra-motivated Lions hang 52 on Johnson, Bears
Steelers rookie rues key kickoff 'mistake' in loss
McDaniel not worried about job as Fins start 0-2

---Week 2 Scoreboard---
>GB 27, WSH 18
>CIN 31, JAX 27
>DAL 40, NYG 37 (OT)
>DET 52, CHI 21
>PHI 20, KC 17
>LAR 33, TEN 19
>NE 33, MIA 27
>SF 26, NO 21
>BUF 30, NYJ 10
>SEA 31, PIT 17
>BAL 41, CLE 17
>ARI 27, CAR 22
>PHI 20, KC 17 (0-2 lol)
>SNF: ATL 22, MIN 6
--- MNF Doubleheader ---
>TB@HOU 4:00 PM
>LAC@LV 7:00 PM

---HIGHLIGHTS---
>Jaylen Getting Trucksticked
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LfJe71YdMMw&si=Q7mh5ikzlM_XsflP

>Dolphins and Pats KR back to back
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ztDyEp-mvn8&si=Paajvn3t0iCMkip7

>Metcalf Mosses the Hawks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RgGet8nMYRY&si=wHsoKpDda5SYroDx

>BONUS: watch the Bumcos choke to Indiana Danny Dimes and Queen Carlie's Clots
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qL5JjHXRGCs&si=MKIbaWrzDiRaWvRc

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Go Rams!
Thread Theme:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i9BlG-4Prrc&si=eABuPchLKPI8c6uy

blow turdblow

He just wins.

Coach Primate.

*tap tap tap*

>>150810655 (OP)
Wions

>>150810655 (OP)
Keep making threads with this format

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MUHHH PACKIE FUCKING HALL OF FAMER QB! FUCK YOU! YOU ARE WRONG! HE IS A FUCKING FUTURE HALL OF FAMER! SO WHAT IF HE THROWS STUPID INTERCEPTIONS THAT MAKE THEM LOSE THE GAME! HE PASSES FOR TOUCHDOWNS IN THE PASSING NFL AND THAT MEANS HE IS GOOD! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

>Stoolers
Lmao

jake brownpants (because he shat in them)

Vikings fans said O'Neil is a good tackle?? Watch him on that one fumble bahahahahah

I'm going to commit not living

>>150810672
Second.

Good posting, Lakeshow.

>>150810668
Trvke

>>150810668
>Make A Wish QB
lmao

I feel like Burrow is destined to be one of the NFL's greatest what-if stories
At his peak he's a top-2 QB but he's fucking glass

Next week the Bengals go 3-0

Is Jalen Hurts a top 10 QB?

>>150810703
I do think she's cute

>>150810703
mid/10. dude looks ok though. Go packers, btw!

Joey Reddit

>>150810704
He’s top 3 at keeping the main thing the main thing.

There's something to be said about longevity. Joe Burrow is the purest passer in the NFL by a large margin, but he's way more frail than Allen and Mahomes. The former run the ball a lot and can withstand punishing hits way more than Burrow. Doesn't matter how godly your arm is if you can't stay healthy to use it. Lamar was also in the Burrow category for a while, but has done a much better job in recent years at avoiding hits.

>>150810703
>Playing against the Vikings
Yeah, probably. Then again, JJ may have a field day against that defense.

joe burrow? more like shit fuckass

Should the KWAB of the week award go to the Dolphins, Bengals or Vikings?

>>150810704
He gets bailed out by his O-line. Without them he's incredibly average.

I think it's great that the Stoolers lost today

DEM BOYZ ARE BACK IN TOWN
FREE WIN NEXT WEEK
COME TRY JERRUH'S BEAR JERKY
BEST JERK IN TOWN

>>150810704
In the NFL?

>>150810726
Broncos had a road win locked up and all they had to do was not commit a retarded penalty on a 60-yard FG attempt

>>150810726
The Broncos special teams easily

Michael Penix Jr.

>>150810668
Real. picrel would win every game if he played in philly

>>150810735
Wtf that's not his name

>>150810722
>Doesn't matter how godly your arm is
Joe Burrow doesn't have a godly arm. His arm is completely average. He's elite because he's the best processor and decision maker with good pocket feel/movement. If Joe Burrow had an elite arm, it would be unfair.

>>150810733
>>150810734
That doesn't count because that game was clearly rigged by Vegas.

>>150810723
Trey will deliver. God is on his side

>>150810668
Based tapper

>>150810736
his face is how I feel when I do everything right at my job and my coworkers do a shit job and my boss gets pissed off and does his passive-aggressive anger thing he does.

>>150810703
she's gorgeous

>>150810738
He's the most accurate passer in the NFL and there isn't a close second. Not the strongest arm, but still the best arm and I don't even think this is up for debate.

why do they still do this in queefs games?

>>150810763
>in the long run, the tapeposters were right

My Cardies :)

>>150810751
Meh, she's okay. Honestly he is a lot cuter than she is. I don't mean that in a gay way, I can recognize the beauty of other men without being gay.

>>150810741
You forget that they also missed their own fg on the other side of the field just before that money line moment.

>>150810772
*go pack go, btw.
almost forgot to post that

Burrow is done for the season, right? can the Bengals finally just tank it out for good picks?

Patty Cuckitini

Reddit has better football discussion

>>150810772
Texans fan btw

>>150810772
Post a better looking woman
Even better, post a better looking woman who'd be seen within a hundred yards of (You)

>>150810777
>bengals improving their team on purpose
never ever

>>150810704
He’s top 3

>being 0-2 isn't a big deal, tee-hee-hee!
>paints his fingernails a giddy reddened blush
What does Ryan Poles see in him?

>>150810771
I recognize you germanbro, congrats on 2-0

>>150810785
go to bed, 5th grader.

WHEN I SAY SOPHOMORE, YOU SAY SLUMP!

READY?!

SOPHOMORE!

>>150810777
See you next week when the Bengals go 3-0

>>150810726
The Chiefs for losing to the team that just blew them out in the Super Bowl. Nice statement game

A toast to my fellow 2-0 friends.

>>150810799
>picture of browning
>his thot chick isn't in it
did you crop her out or something?

>>150810794
I accept your concession

Apologize.

>>150810800
You’re so worked up and mindbroken you’re literally malfunctioning

>>150810785
>implying I care if a woman wants to be seen with me
Again I'm not gay, I really like women. But I am trying to focus on myself right now and I wouldn't want a woman to get in the way of that. I'm sure one day I'll find the right girl and settle down but for now I'm happy having fun with the boys.

>>150810762
Arm talent is the raw physical ability to throw the football. Joe Burrow is not even close to having the best arm in the league. He's accurate but that's not what people mean when they refer to arm talent.

>>150810726
The Chiefs

>>150810793
Thank you. I liked that win desu. Kinda cheeky

I want to believe

>>150810805
She's holding the camera in that one

>>150810792
>Ryan "Smokes' Poles

>>150810818
Makes 0 sense. They did better than expected.

>>150810808
Beating up on uncs is free xp

>>150810808
>his performance in the playoffs last season
>apologizing ever to him
Never.

>>150810816
It's what I mean.

>>150810792
TRUSTTHEFUCKINGPROCESS

>>150810800
dubs don't lie

>>150810815
>But I am trying to focus on myself right now
Good luck anon, sincerely
It's worth the work

>>150810821
As a nannerfag I can confirm that Pete Carroll lives rent free in Jim Harbaugh's head. It is very winnable.

>>150810823
>She's holding the camera guy's cock in that one
ftfy

>>150810810
Dubs don't lie little girl. Cope and seethe

>>150810828
I agree that he's accurate and has top tier ball placement.

>>150810835
The only person coping and seething is the guy who tries to make every random post about my team
You are obsessed and in constant tears

>>150810825
>hey, you lost at home, are 0-2 and in last place
>but you didn't get blown out so good for you

are things really that grim already

what positives does atlanta take from tonight? certainly not their QB's play.

>>150810785
Women are gross.

>>150810827
Well enjoy the bryce young experience for the next three years

Remember when the Vikes thought they were good?

>>150810841
>my team
I didn't know there were any NFL owners in this thread (other than Packerfags of course).

>>150810844
I literally expected to get blown out, instead we would have probably won if Kelce didn’t fuck it up. They came to play and did well

>>150810844
b-b-b-but missing players and...and rookie LTs and and offseason distractions!

>>150810844
kek
that is the state of thing in queef's queendom

>>150810845
Go to bed, GayGay. You lost, get over it.

chiefs faggot having a meltdown

>>150810845
They have their RB1 until Bijan's body is done.

>>150810834
You're emitting some serious small dick energy, fren

>>150810841
>wahhh don't talk bad about my 0-2

Go back to plebbit

>>150810820
Looking at your schedule there's a good chance you roll to 5-0

>brings up the panthers for some reason
kek, just tell us all you don't know ball and move on

Joe Burrow's career has spiraled into ruin ever since he made that pro-choice Instagram post.

>>150810858
no showers over five minutes, this isn't a spa

>>150810861
Constant projection

The thing where Browning throws a bunch of INTs doesn't even matter, cuz the Bengals D give up tuddies either way. All he needs to do is throw dragons to Chase and Higgins.

>>150810862
Bijan is insanely good. He's inching his way up to being the best back in the league. Tyler Algier is also great, especially as a #2.

What happened to all the Vikings fans? They were so loud all week but now they have all disappeared.

>>150810855
I thought the rookie LT was the best player in the draft

>>150810847
>Gay because no other option
Sorry to hear it

>>150810875
OHMMMMMMM

>>150810868
Nigger really said
>his seed
in that post kek.

>>150810865
You’re perfectly free to talk about it but when it’s literally all you do, and the things you say are pure seethe and don’t even make sense, you’re the one crying

Weird how a team that most people would say they never think about causes this much seethe on Sunday night. Remember, they're "not even the biggest rivals" of a certain team...

>>150810868
He's probably forced that "assistant" slut of his to get like 5 abortions already

>>150810879
You single?

>20 years of being a bears fan
Maybe we will get it right with the new QB and head coach

Vikeks
Vicucks
Viqueens
lmfao

>>150810882
Need to see her feet in order to properly rate her.

Steelers look like shit and only the QB has changed. Is it the Rodgers Curse? The curse could finally set Tomlin free.

>>150810884
Schizophrenic post. Take your medication

>>150810875
dragged back to reality by watching their team actually play football instead of theorycrafting about how good they will be

>>150810882
>thousand cock stare
Why do most athletes date chicks like this? If it isn't this, it's some dumb bitch they've been dragging through life like mutthomes' wife thing

>>150810882
Walled tranny

>>150810866
Oh based. One of my main issues still is that I habe no idea who is good and who is shite. Ill take it though. Im starting to like the Korean midget QB, he had some cool plays. Bit goofy with his big bobblehead but hey, bruv makes cool moves

>>150810888
Current year Zoomettes are too thirsty for me to ever be single again

>>150810841
>the guy

Yes, anon. That's right. It's one guy. The hundreds of Chiefs schadenfreude posts in every thread are all me. It's all I do. It's my life's work. And I don't even care about football. I do it just to antagonize you. You are that important. The world revolves around you and your good personal friend Patrick. I thought I was fooling you but I should have known you would suss me out eventually being the savvy internet vet that you are. I guess I should stop but my other 50 personalities would just keep going so there's really no point.

BTW I'm the kiwi using my VPN to pretend like I'm an Amercian but you already knew that

>>150810866
No way the Cardinals beat MAC ATTACK

>>150810901
Their brains are damaged, please understand.

>>150810808
He invested in >my local handegg team, i apologized back in February.

>>150810898
I’m actually not even accusing you of being the Kiwi, you assumed that because you are him and can’t help telling on yourself. My post was referring exclusively to the way you entered the thread and, unprompted, immediately tried to make it about the Chiefs. Yes, you are also the Kiwi and do this on a nightly basis, but that’s not something I was currently asserting.

>>150810882
Taco sluts are a dime a dozen

>>150810771
If the Berbs beat the 9ers I'll be impressed

>>150810903
Niners are a fraud team, without CMC they're fish out of water on offense. Seahawks are a coinflip, if darnold plays decent they might lose to them. Titans are tanking again.

Cardinals have been slowly looking better since Gannon became HC so I expect this year is their bump to 9-10 wins

all of these faggot jibber jabbering about >their team when its obvious the NuFL is going queefs/eagles again and the zogbot whore doing the halftime show.

>>150810908
Again… I did not accuse you of being the Kiwi… Lmao

>>150810914
No you psycho I'm calling you schizophrenic because I answered a simple question with my opinion and your delusional mind thinks I'm out here seething because the Chiefs lost a game (lolwut)

>>150810926
>9-10 wins
lol

>>150810928
Schizo post

>>150810882
How many playoff wins?

>>150810783
It's over queefs

>>150810935
keep crying loser, keep consoooooming

>Nobody:
>Nobody at all:
>Not the Kiwi:
For the record, I am not, nor have I ever been, “The Kiwi’". Now, I understand that certain individuals, whose names I will not mention here, though they know exactly who they are, have been circulating rumors, whispers, and outright slander suggesting that I, in some capacity, may have “acted in a manner consistent with kiwi-like tendencies.” This is absurd. Preposterous. Ludicrous.

>>150810946
Go to the park and enjoy nature anon

>>150810954
Yawn. You're boring.

>>150810923
They will!
>>150810934
And they will go 25-0 and win the bowl of supers, markieren Sie meine Worte!
>>150810926
The cheeky midget will dominate them all

My wions looked great today but the schedule is pretty brutal tbqhwy. If >we can pull out 11 wins I'll be content.

>>150810930
>Again…

Actually it's not again because that other guy isn't me.

Perhaps anonymous messageboards are not for you since you see determined to speak to everyone as if you specifically know who is who.

>>150810948
Shut up you dumb kiwi nigger, go kill yourself

Is Handschizo going off again?

>>150810933
Lol nice try, you called me a schizo because you thought that by saying “it’s literally all you talk about it” I was implying that you’re the Kiwi, and since you are, you immediately go over-defensive and had a multi-post meltdown out of nowhere.
The post you were responding to did not include the Chiefs as an option for KWAB for a reason, because it makes no sense. They did well against a better team. You went out of your way to make it about the Chiefs because you are obsessed, and you are the one crying.

>>150810959
What do you think about next Monday?

>>150810919
>down at the one and it's 4th and goal

>>150810655 (OP)
I'M THE KIWI

Penix (pronounced penis with an x) sucks

Awful thread

Have you apologized yet, /nfl/ bros?

Reminder this all started with one little webm 3 years ago.

It’s amazinf how I can’t get on a Chiefs hater’s ass without it being this fucking freak and triggering the Kiwi Defense Force for the rest of the thread. It’s absurd how this is literally this guy’s entire life. I would love to bantz with a normal person just once, but it’s always him

My viqueens were not good. We should trade Justin Jefferson for Mac Jones, bench McCarthy and put Carson Wents on head coach...most likely

>>150810983
broncos country, let's die

>>150810986
But they won the super bowl this year

>>150810959
I think the Lions can easily get 12 wins, especially now that KC is dead.

>>150810973
Guaranteed L

Is "The Kiwi" in the room with us right now, anon?

>>150810997
neat, so anyways. 7>3.

>>150810980
Penix and Daniels are the only sophomore QBs not to throw an interception this year

>>150810973
The Lions have beaten the Ravens one time ever. Last time they played Lamar they got smoked AND the game is @Baltimore, so I'm definitely not expecting a win. If they pull it out they'll be in good shape though with the Browns and No Burrow Bengals coming up.

Great thread

>>150810988
You can have Brock Purdy. We are keeping Mac.

>>150810985
I misplaced the apology form

>>150810985
lol I was passing this thing out all offseason just for the lulz I never thought anyone would actually need it

But as they say, that's why they play the game

>>150811002
Oh very fucking much so, alas. You’re such a fucking retard that you immediately bend over and show your whole ass to verify the suspicion, which nobody even had until you started sperging out lmao

I am the walrus
koo koo ka choo

>>150811005
that would require having a passing offense to being with.

>>150810985
Yea that was insane when he got his team to the 60th yard line with 2:30 left after a missed field goal

statmutt

>>150811022
Shut up kiwi

>>150811016
Oh silly anon, if only it were that simple, fufufufu....

>>150811023
1993.

>>150811026
Hate keeping homo alert

>>150810668
>Jalen Hurts is the most astroturfed softballed QB of all time. Literally what has hurts ever proven besides being able to ride coat tails. Any other QB to win a Superbowl this way would be belittled and nitpicked into oblivion. It's fucking hilarious for all the ringless years of eagles fans spend crying about aikman this make a wish ass QB is somehow not a game manager LOL

>>150810985
Sorry Daniel-sama

>>150811029
Correct. Cry about it.

>>150810704
He's at least top 5

>>150810803
pray forgive my discourtesy for not raising my glass
I have drank it all

>You’re obsessed with the Chiefs.
>Oh you think I’m the Kiwi? Schizo Alert! I’m not the Kiwi. What, you think this is all one guy, so that’s what you think? All me, the Kiwi? Well you’re wrong. Should have thought about that before you posted, and taken your meds. Fucking idiot. *initiates webm dump* *initiates Kiwi Defense Force*

Have you apologized yet, /nfl/ bros?

2024 Draft - 6 of 9 QB needy teams in Top12 select QBs

Most QB drafted in first round ever along with 1983 where the six were drafted #1 (Elway), #7 (who? by Chiefs), #14 (Jim Kelly), #15 (who? by Patriots), #24 (who? by Jets) and #27 Dan Marino

#1 - Caleb Williams
>Question Mark QB

#2 Jayden Daniels
>Pro Bowl QB (2024)

#3 - Drake Maye
>Pro Bowl QB (2024)

#6 - Giants passed on a QB to make sure they got WR Malik Nabers

#7 - Titans passed on a QB to get their starter at RT

#8 Penix
>in a gray area between perennial Pro Bowl QB and Question Mark QB, stock keeps going up. He's probably just won over the remaining 100% of Atlanta as a Franchise QB

#10 - J. J. McCarthy
>Question Mark QB who just had such a devastating debut vs Penix that a vocal 30%+ of the Vikings fan base will seethingly hate him until if/when he becomes perennial Pro Bowl tier

#11 - Jets passed on QB to get their starting LT

#12 - Bo Nix
>Same as Penix but bigger sample size

>rams were the first team to hire male cheerleaders
/nfl/: ‘_>’
>Vikings continue the trend
/nfl/: >:(

Mind. Broken.

>>150810998
I'd love to believe that the Swifties will be a non-factor this season but a couple of close losses with all the receivers on IR isn't enough evidence for me to call it yet.

>>150811049
i've always believed

Any team that has lost a game this early in the season should be relegated to the CFL.

>>150811052
Yeah that’s for damn fucking sure retard lmao

For the record i fell asleep early in the 4th quarter of falcons vikings and didn't post since then until now. It's funny to watch these accusations fly however.

>>150811051
Male cheerleaders aren't a big deal but obvious faggots who are doing female routines is what's beyond the pale

>>150811050
>#1 - Caleb Williams
>Question Mark QB
If only that was the single question mark about him...

>>150811061
Nice falseflag. Stop pretending to be the kiwi.

>>150811054
I swore after 2023 that I would never doubt Mahomes in the post season again, but I might have to go back on that this year. The vibes are bad, Kelce is washed, we have no run game, we’ll have a mid record and will need to play 3 playoff games. We can’t go to the super bowl literally every year and it makes sense that this would be the year that we don’t. If it’s not us I’ll be pulling for Josh Allen

You best start believing in Kiwi threads.... yer in one, greheheh....

Where is the Passtronaut when the Viqueens need him?

>>150811066
Ok sorry

>>150810655 (OP)
Week 1: Purdy
Week 2: Burrow

Whose next? Place your bets.
We got Franken-Tua staying on his feet, OldMan-Rogers playing with some kids, Clutch-McCarthy hiding from his team, and 32 QB's just praying for another week. Nobody is safe.

>>150811068
>we
kys and your dad for having you

>>150811050
>#3 - Drake Maye
>>Pro Bowl QB (2024)
What a joke

>>150811075
Oh look! What a coincidence!
Such a fucking retard lmao

>

Someone tell me who's fucking fault it was the Jags lost. Why the fuck do they not let Trevor throw the ball like AT ALL anymore. Did both teams coaches in the 4th say 'fuck this game,' and just wanted it to end by going on it every 4th down?

>>150811074
would you look at that

>>150811077
Caleb is going to break a fingernail and require three weeks off to recover mentally.

If burrow is out for the season I am going to be supporting Danny dimes and the colts I guess

>>150811087
Not him. Doctored image.

>>150811077
Dak seems to get injured every year at this point, I expect the reaper to come for him some time this season.

>>150810750
be more like your coworkers.

>>150811092
That sounds incredibly boring, what is wrong with you

>>150811100
No.

>>150811084
Brian thomas Jr
The jags front office for trading up for travis hunter
The jags dc for forgetting that even though browning is a make a wish qb he still has chase and higgins

kek

>>150811084
That team does not care about winning they all run off vibes. They are even less serious than Miami, but at least they arent pretentious about it

>>150811101
I'm a glutton for punishment

>>150811093
No no, I think it's legit

>>150811077
Lameme hasn't been injured recently
He's due

>>150810796
...he wasnt that good last year either..

>>150811111
>>150811109
kek'd n check'd

>>150811115
I’ve seen him without his helmet many times retard. That’s not what he looks like. He is a human, and his broccoli hair is not that blond.

>>150811116
no he isn't. you fags all called him injury-prone when he never was

>>150811103
Teams founded in 1960 or later are so fucking soulless.

>>150811127
>nuh uh!!!!!
okay retard

>>150810987
Look anon, it's been fun running you in circles and all but I'm becoming genuinely concerned for your mental well being so I'll try to explain this in a way even a schizo like you can understand

You are not engaging with *a* Chiefs hater. Everyone hates your fucking team. Because they're frauds. Because the league shilled them to a fake-ass "dynasty" to fill the post-Brady void and the fraud became so transparent that even the unwashed masses finally started to notice. They're full of unearned arrogance, they cry about the officials even when they get the most favorable whistle in NFL history, and they also have been utterly humiliated multiple times in the biggest game without learning any humility. Your former star WR is a wife beater, your fat fuck coach with the faux nice guy attitude has one kid who od'd and another who went to prison, your new WR went street racing in the middle of weekday traffic and nearly killed someone and your star TE is a globohomo shill who screams at teammates like some rabid monkey. Your team is a bag of dicks, and you are a bandwagon-jumping faggot. This is why everyone hates you

It appears that "this is literally this guy’s entire life" because it's not one guy. If "that guy" isn't here to call you out on your front-running, copium-spewing bullshit, someone else will. Because a lot of people are "that guy." You are unpopular and widely disliked by a broad portion of the 4chan community, hence the constant and neverending scorn heaped upon you. It's not an obsessive effort by one man. It's a community banding together to deal with a nuisance. Hope that clears things up

>>150811068
I wouldn't pick them to come out of the AFC at this point but it's not like the conference is that deep. As long as they have Spags and Mahomes they're still contenders desu.

>>150811128
My Chiefs are way too low

>>150811109
Kek

>>150811128
>muh nanners are the second smartest
Hell yeah

>>150811136
i accept your concession

>>150811128
Do Browns fans just bet against their team all the time?

>/nfl/ had it in their minds that the Vikings were going 17-0 with JJ McCarthy in his first season.
Are you all retarded or something?

>>150811151
Only minnesomalians thought that.

>>150811151
I thought KOC knew what he was doing

>>150811154
who? where?

>>150811151
show screencap of me saying that

>>150811077
another year of the backup quaterback? Are they just going to recycle the 2023 script?

>>150811128
>according to gambling.com
Fuck off

recycle this bussy

>Beebo Scamuels
What does he do???

>>150811151
I didn't think that at all. I knew the Vikings were in the Fraud Zone last year, and would only be worse with McSharty at QB.

?

>>150811172
He takes your money and then punches your long snapper.

>>150811139
Yeah and we always flip a switch come playoffs but something does feel off and different this season. For instance the way Chris Jones was talking shit to Hurts after losing (he said “But you didn’t even get 100 yards though”), that’s loser cope behavior and not a good sign of where we are mentally. I think Reid has also clearly regressed hard, his playcalling has been suss for a couple years now and today’s game he was terrible. This may be the point that it has to all fall apart to be put back together again in a few years.

*kneels respectfully towards you*

>>150811173
liar.

>>150811175
now show one of ME saying that

>>150811177
heh
mahomo just needs more time, and more help

>>150811128
>NY, Minnesomalia, Baltimore, Shitcongo that low
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>150811182
I'm not lying. I've never r8ed the vikings. They have never, and will never win a game that matters.

>>150811186
If you keep making fun of my team I’m going to stop advocating for Hurts being top 3. Only warning.

>>150811181
Kaep would unironically be better than GayGay McSharty.

>>150811190
nah, that's your team

Jake Browning is the answer to the Bengals's probl-ACK!

>g-gay gay!
i said it again mom!

>>150811204
I think teams play harder when they know their QB is shit and get lazy when they have a star QB that they expect to magic up a win

>>150811204
>beating the Jaguars

>>150811128
>retards that do drunken flips through tables at tailgate parties
>smartest fanbase in the league

>>150811181
>In February 2019, it was reported that Kaepernick spoke with the Alliance of American Football and XFL about becoming a quarterback for them but wanted a guaranteed $20,000,000 per season.[131] XFL quarterbacks were paid $250,000 per season[131] while AAF quarterbacks were signed to an unguaranteed $250,000 over three seasons.[132]
kek wtf

Fellow punt sickos, what a fucking game today. Braden Mann and the child rapist Punt God were hitting beauties every time.

>>150811143
lel list checks out

>>150811204
sounds like he is not the solution and they are just starting him because a bunch of 5th graders are rating his thot girl because she dress more than a pornstart, but less than a tiktok cunt.

>>150811200
Nope, try again. >My team has won multiple Super Bowls.

>>150811216
that dumb libcuck chick he was dating sure did wonders for his football career.

>>150811223
>they did this thing on my TV
neat. so, anyways.

K W A B

>>150811202
saved

>>150811181
Based Kaep

>>150811234
Be careful…….

>>150811246
why would they do that?

>McCarthy can't throw left
The next Mitch Trubisky

>>150811252
Gay pride

goyboys would be 0-2 if not for the refs

>>150811258
and the Broncos would be 2-0

>>150811204
it's impossible for the bengals to play a complete game of football, they must either run up a massive lead to start off then barely hang on or do nothing the first half and have to come from behind to barely squeak out a win.

>>150811092
Shit tier fan. The Colts can have (You)

I'm still reeling, even if they won that's two games in a row now where it feels like they're lucky to get away with it, except now they're only 1-1.

*Ahem*
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4e81wga

>>150811181
I forgot his body looked like that. Way slimmer than I remembered other than his manly arms

What did he mean by this?

>>150811290
he just wanted to go home

>>150811286
>No Colts
Dropped

>>150811279
>it feels like they're lucky to get away with it
That describes most of last season. They only won 10 games because of their schedule.

>>150811194
??

>>150811286
None of them

>>150811286
Is this another one of those posts where you're trying to get everyone vote for >me to get banned and you to gloat about, but everyone hates you so they vote for you?

>>150811139
I feel like the dirty little secret of the Chiefs' run is the AFC not being nearly as deep as it actually seems. It's like when LeBron kept making the finals for a decade because East was just so ass that being the one competent team was a free pass to the finals. I mean, seriously, who are the Chief's main competition in the AFC?

Their main nemesis is the Bills, who are a legitimately inept franchise singlehandedly kept afloat by Josh Allen. Allen played one of the best games of all time, walked off the field with 13 seconds left and the lead and still lost because his supposedly defense-minded coach couldn't hold a lead for 1/5th of a minute. Half his defense drops dead every year and that's not even an exaggeration, one of them actually died on the fucking field. They are so historically cursed that they have a meme about razors inside cakes because the fans believe nothing good can ever happen without something bad also happening to ruin it. And this is the BEST non-Chiefs AFC team.

They also have to face the Ravens, whose qb is a notorious playoff choker with a 17 wonderlic score, the Dolphins, whose qb has seizures when he gets tackled and unironically can't function in cold weather, the Steelers, who Still can't admit Tomlin is a mediocrity because it's racist or something, the Texans, who have been actually good like one fucking time and had to ditch the qb who led them there because he was a peanut oil serial rapist, and the Bengals, who somehow got over on the Chiefs once despite being a complete joke of a franchise who are actively murdering their star qb. Oh and the Raiders, Chargers, Jets, and post-Brady Pats.

How could they *not* dominate that pile of shit? What an unserious conference

>>150811256
Get thee to a nunnery

>>150811316
Do you actually think there’s one Chiefs fan here?

>>150811318
Expound

>>150811286
>Those results
mmmm razors

failcons would have been assraped if GINK and darrisaw were playing

>>150811238
Taylor Swift's terrible satanic filth has cursed the team, cursed it so much that even Butker's TradCath goodness can't counteract it.

Remember when Gayleb threw himself down on all fours on the field out of frustration, ripped his pants down, and spread his bussy for the camera?

What exactly was he trying to tell us?

>>150811352
He did not do that

>>150811352
It was a social commentary on your healthcare system

>>150811352
I remember that. A skunk ran up, took a whiff and died right then and there.

Bone-chilling subtext, I suspect.

The gay Vikings cheerleaders would be better qbs than Gayleb or JJ.

>>150811347
Probably not, the Vikings' quarterback stinks.

>>150811077
Mahomes. The season from hell only gets worse

>>150811382
no, you stink. bitch.

And for the NFC
https://strawpoll.com/61gD9X8LvZw

Do you think games would be more entertaining with robot referees?

>>150811388
Why even include the shitboys lel

>>150811352
FUCK YOU

>>150811397
They’ve looked good so far and have the offense, you never know

>>150811396
No. Refs harassing and blowing call against teams I dont like will never not be wildly entertaining

>>150811396
No, there's no way to do that. Football reffing involves subjectivity.

>>150811352
kek yeah
he looked right into the camera whilst spreading his cheeks with his freshly painted fingernails glistening in the bright lights and said "I've Ben longing for that Johnson all summer"
I didn't think anything of it at the time but there might have been some hidden meaning there

>>150811400
>They’ve looked good so far
source? minus the OT period from what is now yesterday.

>>150811286
Josh Allen and Lameme have never been to Super Bowls, why do you assume they would go now

>>150811352
It was a clever way to simultaneously show us his new nails about late stage capitalism entering his decorated bussy representing the void. Truly sharp, witty, and details the stark dichotomy and failings of the system

>>150811255
I thought you were wrong but...
Just checked the top ten QBs drafted 2023 and 2024 (including Rattler), McCarthy was top tier when throwing right but bottom of the barrel when throwing left or middle

>>150811400
No, they look like shit and are shit.

>>150811388
Packers vs Bills would be kino

>>150811405
They played the Eagles close and could have won if it weren’t for Lamb

>>150811402
yeah, think of the TV RATINGS!

>>150811406
>if you've never been to a super bowl that means you'll never be to one
This literally makes no sense. Nobody goes to a Super Bowl until they go to one.

>>150811417
No. they really didn't. they suck. sorry not sorry.

>>150811406
Because somebody has to

>>150811406
if >burrlel made it to one then Allen and Lameme can make it

>>150811421
Gambler's fallacy

>>150811422
I make the strawpolls around here pal. Those are the teams.

>>150811408
See how his eyes have trouble being 100% in synch? I bet that's part of his problem and an eye doctor can fix that

>>150811428
....No?

>>150811421
>Me waiting for Josh Allen to win an AFC Championship

>>150811384
blessed.

>>150811417
This >>150811422

>>150811423
The Chiefs are still going to represent the AFC in the superbowl for the next 10 years. The only way Allen or Lememe are going to the owl is if they go to the NFC.

>>150811388
>2 votes for the Cowgirls
Pls be memeing

>>150811442
>he thinks the choofs are still good
kek

>>150811430
blow me faggot. not because you are gay and want to. i am your dom and you will suck it.

>>150811427
>I JUS' CAIN'T

>>150811433
Yeah. You're saying disregard what the past results actually mean (they haven't made it yet, so there's a low chance they'll ever make it), and instead take it to mean they'll be due eventually.

>>150811446
I don't think we are good. I KNOW we are good. In a month when my Chiefs are on top of the AFCW at 4-2 you'll all be crying for mercy.

>>150811447
*dodges your dick*

>>150811445
>expecting all real answers and no trolls
>in a survey posted on 4chin

>>150811451
No I'm saying using your logic it means that in the history of the NFL no team has ever actually gone to the Super Bowl.

>>150811413
The Packers making the owl and then losing to Rodgers and the Steelers is the funniest possible outcome but I'm pretty sure it can't happen since no one on the Steelers even knows how to field a fucking kickoff. Tomlin is such a hack

>>150811457
*smacks your cheeks sexily and then drives it in*
You can't ignore my girth.

>>150811460
Kiss the rings retard. Patrick is still on pace to beat Tom Brady's record.

>>150811465
Future Chiefs coach Mike Tomlin just needs a quarterback

>>150811463
That's not at all what anyone is saying.
You're ignoring what the evidence of 7 full seasons has told us, that Lamar and Allen are not likely to make a super bowl.

>>150811472
you watch blacks on your TV, you have no "rings" you retard.

>>150811472
>on pace

JJ McCarthy is the next _________ ?

>>150811483
AT THE AGE OF!

>>150811478
This is retard-tier thinking, sorry.

>>150811487
Objection. Leading.

Okay confession time. I am STILL fucking boiling that the refs didnt call back Mahomes' interception in the redzone. Travis was clearly being hooked around his hips and spun. Thats PI.
All this bitching about KC and the refs has gone too far in the other direction now, and its bullshit.

>>150811476
I'm genuinely curious what they do next year. Just draft another bust? Trade for Cousins? Flacco?

>>150811486
Yes we. The fans are part of the team.

Chiefs fans' heads will literally explode when they lose in the wildcard round.

Grey Zabel should have been a top ten pick. Looks like a franchise guard already.

>>150811501
nah, they'll just say "weeelllp ya can't win em all huehueheuhhuehuehuehue"

>>150811477
That is the face of the average Chiefs hater

>>150811487
This is unironically an insult to McCarthy. He's not good but come on

>>150811491
>No more refball
>0-2
KWAB

>>150811487
See >>150811255

>>150811492
It’s a crapshoot getting a QB when you don’t have the first overall pick (and even then, but for instance they might have had Burrow by now). The issue for the Steelers is Tomlin is such a good coach that he will never have a bad enough record to pick a QB high in the draft, but he needs a QB to do more than have a winning record. They’re basically just fucked unless they can accidentally into a Mahomes, Allen or Lamar in the middle of the first round. Eventually he’s just going to have to leave and get a fresh start, that’s why I’ve always predicted he’ll come to the Chiefs

>>150811503
And then turn into monsters and try to kill us?

>>150811502
I wanted >my team to get him. >We ended up with a future all-pro in the first round though so no worries.

>>150811509
Who cares if we're 0-2? It's a long season, we can still go 15-2 and get the first seed. You overreacting manchildren do not understand football.

>>150811286
Of those three, Bills. Really, it's
>150811318

>>150811490
Sustained.
>>150811487
The jury is to disregard the picture on the right and the council would be wise to let the evidence do the talking.

I dont even know where we go from here.
His accuracy looked worse than it did last game

>>150810668
Hurts, unlike every single other qb, has a hard floor. His play is messy asf but he’s still going to find a way to get the ball downfield and not totally embarrass himself and fall off a cliff. Even more so he’s harshly reliable in the playoffs.

tfw is “harshly reliable”

>>150811530
He just needs to find the right colour for his nails

>>150811384
Please let this be.

It's so funny how just about every year during the draft we hear "WOW I can't believe the LEAGUE let the Chiefs get [X player]!!!" and then that player turns out to be mediocre or flames out of the league in a few seasons.

>Justyn Ross
>Skyy Moore
>Xavier Worthy

>>150811501
To who?

>>150811530
Literally BUILT for ASWC (average sized white cock).

>>150811521
>we can still go 15-2
Not without being carried by the reffies. Sorry Mutthomes

>>150811550
>this debunked meme again
The Chiefs are the most highly penalized team in the NFL. We won the owl through hard work and perseverance and we will win it again this season.

a packtard fan who didn't want to fuck his own sister? Now I HAVE seen everything.

>>150811543
Veach is not good. Besides massively overpaying for players like Frank Clark and Jawaan Taylor, the missed he’s had in the draft would have made us the most dominant dynasty of all time. As an example, instead of Hardman, he could have taken DK Metcalf. Instead of CEH, he could have taken Jonathon Taylor. Our dynasty’s main trio (Mahomes, Kelce, Jones) were all Dorsey picks. As was Tyreek, who also contributed to a ring, and then Veach traded him away. He’s contributed basically nothing.

>we
>us
>our
>my
kwab

>>150811559
Cool story bro. Anyway enjoy going 0-3 next week

QB sneak it from your own 30 on the first drive of the game on 4th down
Coach of the year a meme award?

>>150811574
Come “kek” and call me a bitch to my face and see what happens. Not joking.

>>150811575
>implying we will lose to Russell Wilson
You Chiefs haters are completely delusional.

The giants will bring the chiefs hope back up just to get knocked down again by a brutal ravens raping.

kwab

>>150811578
kek

>>150811578
lmao you really are a kwab

>>150811582
This

>>150811582
Nah, Lamar is monkey. We will beat him easily.

>>150811582
Chiefs D might win the game for them against the Ravens

>>150811593
>can't even beat a team where the opposing QB throws for literally 100 yards
kwab

>>150811581
Why not? You just lost to Justin Herbert

>>150811578
shut up bitch. kwab

*cooks up a 3-17 record in divisional games after this*
Boom.

>>150811599
>lose a close game to last seasons superb owl champions
Oh no it's completely over for my Chiefs. Except its objectively not and ya'll are just coping faggots who are afraid of us.

choofs will barely beat the giants. then lose to the ravens and jags and lions

You can't get paid 55 mil having games like that...

>>150811530
in his defense, the burrs defense was fucking atrocious, they literally gave up 50 points

>>150811614
My Chiefs are going 13-4 at the very minimum.

>>150811614
>jags and lions

Weak bait

>>150811020
His team hasn't punted yet.
Suck Dimes.

>>150811518
Why don't the Steelers just package some kind of massive trade to get into the Top 5 of the draft? Especially with the upcoming few drafts that are supposed to be loaded with quarterbacks. Trade somebody 3, 4, 5 first round picks to get up there. At this point if they NEED a quarterback so badly why not?

>>150811046
Saved.

Lmao Chiefs suck

>>150811621
Jags will own the Chiefs with refball out of the equation

>>150811629
lol ok

>>150811629
Delusional. Chiefs haters are out of their minds.

someone post the webm of the kelshit bobble-int

>>150811049
>Neck almost twice the size of your head
How

>>150811623
Because there’s no guarantee that who they trade for isn’t just Caleb Williams, you don’t want to overspend on what is basically a crapshoot and put all your big fat balls in one court. They have to do their best within reason and hope the land a guy, they just haven’t

>>150811642
Or trade for a proven guy, then? I've said the Bears should trade for Burrow, but what if the Steelers did? Or go get Dak from Dallas. Somebody who seems like they can win but clearly needs a change of scenery. That's worth 3 or more first rounders for Pittsburgh, I feel.

>>150811635
What will you do in three weeks when the Queefs are 1-4? Will you even have the balls to browse here?

>>150811634
kvno...

>>150811647
have a webm, bro

>don’t worry guys the chiefs D will save us!
Come on now

>>150811647
Not going to happen.

>>150811644
>The ball had da flu on it n sheit

>>150811644
This after Kelsey bitched to his team on the sideline...pottery...

>>150811650
>WTF AM I PAYING YOU FOR, REF?! THIS IS BULLSHIT

I didn't watch the browns how did judkins look

Revised probabilities that my Tardies are winning the owl? Have we gone from 0% to 0.6% win prob now?

>>150811645
The issue is teams would never trade away their guy, and the rest of the MAYBE tradeable guys, like Dak as you mentioned, command too much in a trade for what they’re worth, due to the position’s value. Even the Goff-Stafford trade shocked people, and it was a pretty equal exchange of QBs and picks. Suddenly plucking a good QB with a haul isn’t really done

Anyone else notice how Chris Jones has completely chimped out. Reid needs to rebuild the team off of mental alone. They literally won too much for their own good.

>>150811645
Are you a dumbass? You think the bengals would trade burrow let alone to a rival? Cowboys aren't trading dak either

>>150811644
This dude seriously didn't retire so his girlfriend could come to games??

reminder that 16 teams lost today and yesterday and on thursday

>>150811650
Why is he so upset?

>>150811644
Patrick's black half threw that pass

>>150811666
Cowboys should trade Dak tbqhwyf, he's simply not that guy

>>150811653
many such cases...

>>150811663
Reid himself leaving is a necessary part of the rebuild

Chiefs are the biggest ref babies I've ever seen

>>150811672
reffies didn't save him and ruined a "really cool play" that might ruin "kels hall of fame career"
Yes. Those are real quotes.

I’m conflicted on Joey B getting injured. It means the Ravens running away with the division but he was also great parlay security. Need to find another baller. May lean on Allen since the Bills schedule is ridiculously easy.

I don’t know why chiefags are complaining about the tush push. They literally would’ve won the game if Kelce didn’t Kelce. I wonder what blunder he will perform next week.

>>150811684
Oh. Well, they should've done it better then.

>>150811683
What made the refs stop helping them?

Ravens either have the best WR depth or Lameme is just that good

>>150811675
I really think Dak could win an Owl if he were on a team other than the Cowboys. I don't know why he hasn't tested free agency at this point, maybe he's just comfy being a rich loser, like Jerry himself.

>>150811685
Ravens aren't running away with anything besides maybe some stolen TVs

I walked to the stadium yesterday to see my shitters lose 0-3. I was devastated and sad. But then, my Tardies saved my sunday. Thanks, American Football for curing sadness caused by normal Football

>Find random nfl clip on twitter
>Quote tweet saying something "absolutely horrendous call/no call"
>Rake in elon bux from retards arguing in the comments
Any reason this wouldn't work

>>150811709
Did you not see? The Steelers are broken. Already in post season form.

>>150811704
>It's getting a little obvious, guys

>>150811650
here i can read lips
>THAT'S REFBALL. THAT IS TERRIBLE, MAN. WE'RE PLAYING OUR FUCKIN' ASS OFF AND I'M A FUCKIN' GNOME. I FUCKIN' FUCK GUYS. WHITE AND BLACK. THAT'S FUCKIN' TERRIBLE, MAN.

McDaniel was either drunk or high during the game because that post game press conference was something

>>150811710
after all you have been through to travel from sudan to germany, it's the least we could do. here have another german 8-year old to do with what you will. we will look the other way to not appear racist or something. Anyways, go NFL Europa!

>>150811712
Using any form of social media is a massive personal loss in the long run.

>>150811720
>drunk or high
>miami coach
where have I seen this one before...?

>>150811708
He gets endorsements for being the cowboys qb. Its kinda like the kawhi thing but legit. He had all those soup commercials and shit

>>150811721
Dont be vile. Its bad for your soul.

>>150811530
cum withdrawls in the middle of a game is no joke

>>150811730
take your country back then.

>>150811708
>>150811728
Dak was a fucking fourth round pick, and he's many things but he doesn't seem stupid. He knows his situation is basically miraculous for somebody who was drafted where he was drafted, especially a quarterback. I can't really blame him for not wanting to fuck up a gravy train. I think at this point he's got a nine-figure net worth, who'd want to mess with that when you once faced the prospect of never even making it to the NFL?

>>150811738
>let me tell you about your country
Have you ever actually been here or do you just browse /pol/ occasionally?

>>150811751
>p-pol!
Yawn. This is a NFL thread. Stay on topic. Or else.

>>150811755
Kek well played. Last two digits = chances my Tardies win the Super Bowl

>>150811650
This is the time when the Chiefs WR was lined up like 2 yards past the line of scrimmage

Is Joe Burr being injured a blessing in disguise? That O-line would have gotten him killed

>>150811764
>Kanker nederlander
Hello, fellow yurochad. How about them Footballs they throw in America?

>>150811762
>>150811762
No, it was when the reffies called a penalty on a penalty but it only gets called once every 6,000,000 times so it was just rude and me and awful.

>>150811728
Dak is also Walter Payton Man of the Year and has been an MVP candidate. It's not like he is a terrible player

>>150811675
Dak has a no trade clause

>>150810772
Cowboys fan here Im with this sissy

>>150811781
>yeah but two (((committees))) voted for him so he isn't bad!
yikes.

>>150811773
>that dingleberry hanging from his head
kek

>>150811606
his beautiful QB that pays more attention to detail on his nails then finding the open man can't even accurately throw the ball out of bounds without it getting intercepted

>>150811816
>>150811816
>>150811816

>>150811824
interceptions are part and parcel of playing for chicago

>>150811606
>Gibs me dat Norf n' sheeeit

>>150811559
>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5150453


>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.

>>150811846
Biggest refbabby since packers rodgers

>>150811764
>Burrow's shit-tier o-line getting him injured is good, because if he'd kept playing he might have got injured

Or did you mean he might literally die

>>150811898
>TeeHee... Time to ruin things!

new
>>150811913

>>150811704
Unanimous public backlash. #rigged was trending after the Bills game. Even the normies believed it for once.

They spent the entire season dragging that hilariously overrated team to the #1 seed because they had clearly predetermined the outcome but a full season of blatant rigging was like five steps too far. No team has ever been as despised as the Chiefs were going into the owl and it wasn't really even the Chiefs everyone hated. They were the extension of a corrupt league and it was that corruption everyone truly hated. They were unironically ruining the sport for the sake of one manufactured threepeat and a Taylor Swift tie-in. It was an insult to the intelligence of fans everywhere. The contempt was palpable.

And although they eventually realized their mistake and backed off we should never, ever forget what they were intending to do or the fact that aside from the one final game they did, in fact, implement the plan. It was the most fake the league has ever been and everything they do from this point forward is suspect. Constant, neverending cynicism and outrage at the slightest whiff of bullshit is necessary or they'll just try again, although most likely with a different team

Make a real thread pls

>>150811921
here faggot: >>150811913

>>150811872
I'd prefer an ankle injury over multiple concussions (browns game)