Thread 150817542

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>NFL: Quaking in boots as Daniel Jones begins his Drew Brees -> Saints arc
>NE: bradysknee fired from job following posts celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death

Anime

LETS GO DOLPHINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

MVP

Gayders gonna get BTFO

>highest QBR of all time

Heh... stats make ya seethe?

>>150817558
pretty sure pete has won more head-to-head games against jim

Pound for pound toughest player in the NFL

Jalon got ya Quakin'

>>150817557
>put struggling QB in semi-competently-constructed roster
>instantly elite
The takeaway is that QB is literally the last thing you need to worry about in a rebuild

>>150817566
regular season god. to be seen if he can put it all together in the playoffs

the chiefs staring 0-2 is honestly the best thing that could happen to them. the entire nfl has declared them dead, when they come back to win the sb it is gonna be so fucking good. you fags are gonna cry.

>>150817576
>fuck it, smitty down there somewhere

Max Kellerman debased himself and ruined his prestigious reputation. Sad.

>>150817573
>living in the past

I'm comfortable saying Daniel Jones has surpassed Andrew Luck, but he'll have to win at least one ring to be in the Peyton discussion.

Forgot to post this yesterday but RAMS WIN

Coach HEEM makin ya sleepy

>>150817581
>to be seen
Nigga this is like his 8th year, we’ve seen it, he can’t

>>150817578
pizza hut hairline

>>150817580
i still don't understand his turnaround. he couldn't throw with anticipation or would routinely miss short passes in NY

Silent benching

Incoming 3 TD 0 Int 300+ yard game

>choofs loose to the toosh poosh
>everyone throws up their hands and admits it will now be banned
Incredible to see the league blatantly changing rules for them. People criticize Allen for having rules changed "for him" but they are just improvements (no one liked the OT rules in the playoffs, you fags). Meanwhile KC is getting a totally legit and legal play banned because they cannot stop it even though every other team that tries it fails.

>>150817580
The Colts have made the playoffs once in the last 6 years. They are not an example of how to do anything right. Sure 2-0 is a nice start to the year but those were two homes games. It's a long season

>>150817548
And the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
Under wandering stars I've grown
By myself but not alone
I ask no one
And my ties are severed clean
The less I have the more I gain
Off the beaten path I reign
Rover wanderer
Nomad vagabond
Call me what you will

>>150817590
Why? He was basically the same on the broadcast as he's always been.

>>150817580
more like you take Barkley and Jones out of NY and suddenly they look elite and competent respectively. It is an indictment of the NYG if anything.

>>150817615
Mans looking like a mustard bottle lmaooooo

>>150817580
TE actually but yeah just build up the run game then slot in the QB

Reminder: Jason Kelce was crying when he was defending the tush push to the NFL owners.

>>150817548
Daniel Jones is Stafford tier. He’s a really good qb that checks all the boxes. Fantasy football leagues have been calling me crazy. He’s legit good. Like a Jeff George.

>>150817597
it took peyton like 9 seasons to finally make it to an owl

>>150817631
more like carson heinz

>>150817556
• Most wins of all time among all players
• More passing TDs than anyone else
• More passing yards than anyone else
• Most passing completions of all time
• Most Pro Bowl appearances by a single player

• Most division titles by a single player
• Most consecutive playoff appearances
• Most consecutive Conference Championship appearances
• Most consecutive playoff victories

• Most playoff wins of all time among all players
• Most playoff completions of all time
• Most playoff passing yards of all time
• Most playoff passing TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single playoff game
• Most playoff Game Winning Drives of all time
• Most playoff 4th quarter comebacks of all time

• Most Super Bowl appearances
• Has more Super Bowl victories than any single franchise
• Most Super Bowl MVPs of all time
• Most Super Bowl TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl

• Oldest player to lead the league in passing yards
• Oldest player to be named 1st team All-Pro
• Oldest player to win MVP
• Oldest player to win the AFCCG
• Oldest player to win the NFCCG
• Oldest player to win a Super Bowl
• Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP

• At the age of 44, broke the record for most completions in a single season
• At the age of 45, broke the record for most completions in a single season

>>150817615
He looks stinky

>>150817580
either that or they played against the dolphins and broncos

>>150817586
Teams typically have down years following a Superbowl loss, it's called the Superbowl hangover. Mahomes had his worst season following the Tampa Superbowl loss when he lost to the Bengals in overtime in the AFCCG. That's the only season he didn't play in a Superbowl or win MVP which is absurd how high the standards are for him.

Fans saying they're finished this season is fine because statistically speaking they're right, but the hot take artist like Colin Cowherd arguing the dynasty is over should not be taken seriously. Chiefs will be back in the Superbowl in a year or two from now.

>>150817646
>• Only quarterback to cause an old starstruck dumbass to cost his team a first round draft pick trying to get him

>>150817650
broncos have a good defense
fins are finished

Mahomes has lost 3 (three) consecutive games to the Eagles and none of them have been played in Philadelphia.

why is he so fucking disgusting looking

>>150817650
All I heard after week 1 was how the Bronkeks had a top-2 defense, Dimes would’ve hung 30+ on them if the refs actually called DPI

Kangbros reddit is saying that JJ is totally not benched and that he’s still the future who should I believe?

MAAAAIIIIII RAMMIES :))))))))))))

>>150817654
chiefs will be in the AFCCG this year and most likely the SB. if you think otherwise you're coping. Their floor is the AFCCG.

>>150817659
Floridian

>>150817661
this bitch smokes menthols 100%

>>150817576
fukken underthrown

>some QBs are great at deep balls
>no one talks about banning dragons
>some QBs are great game managers
>no one talks about banning smart decisions & RPOs
>some QBs are elite outside the pocket
>no one talks about banning running QBs & PA boots
>exactly 1 QB is elite at QB sneaks
>"NOOOOOO THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR, BAN THIS SHIT NOW!!!"
This is a fake and gay conversation and you will never convince me otherwise.

>>150817580
well yeah for the most part. If you go in the first then you definitely have nfl talent. It's just a matter of getting it in the right situation, ignoring character issues and inuries

>>150817669
that is an ac monkey he's no floridian don't fool yourself

>>150817654
>That's the only season he didn't play in a Superbowl or win MVP

Lol no it isn't.

>>150817670
strong walmart parking lot energy

>>150817677
>still won’t shut the fuck up about le tushy pushy after the NFL already voted to keep it
Move on

>>150817658
Mahomes didn't have his WR1 or WR2 for the last 2 matchups and the Chiefs have so much haters that the Superbowl crowds are always against them. We already booty blast the Eagles when we were healthy. It's not like the Bengals where Burrow was 3-0 against us while we were fully loaded. That was a spooky time for the Chiefs dynasty.

>>150817661
tite

>>150817673
it's just a memechuck to counter an all out blitz.

Patty Cuckitini

>>150817685
lamar, tyreek, antonio brown, kodak black, desantis, florida just cranks out the worst "people"

Ban the fucking tush push

>>150817688
Nigga we had a rules expert bitch about it live on the air, Schefter's ass is bitching about it and we've got multiple Queefs pussies crying about it ITT.

Tom Brady, Dean Blandino... Everyone around the NFL is calling it. Tush push should be BANNED.

oof

>>150817718
>Tom Brady

>>150817700
usually you aim for back corner endzone, this is totally jameis tier

>>150817708
they're infighting.
>>150817711
none of those "people" you listed are floridians kek

>>150817718
Noooooo not thee heckin Dean Blandinorino!

>the NFCW hasn't lost a game except to itself
fake and gay

>>150817655
Trying to get Brady the right move though. They just didn't complete the process

And Brady made the right choice choosing Tampa over Miami. Not 100% he wins an owl in Miami. He might have won multiples if he went to SF though

IT'S A NEW ERA

there are actual games to talk about now so why are you still spamming Mahomes shit? just kill yourself already

>>150817686
>2018 Won MVP
>2019 Won Superbowl
>2020 Lost Superbowl
>2021
>2022 Won Superbowl
>2023 Won Superbowl
>2024 Lost Superbowl

Like I said, the worst season of Mahomes career was in 2021 when he lost in overtime of AFC championship game. It is the only season he didn't win MVP or play in a Superbowl. This is proof that the superbowl hangover is real. Mahomes standards are absurdly high, that losing in overtime of AFCCG is the worst he's done.

>>150817667
>Their floor is the AFCCG.
We'll see. I hope so.

>>150817661
You don't let Jones go and choose not to sign Rodgers for cheap to give up on your rookie in 2 games.

Told you all JJ was a bust. Cheaters never prevail

>>150817733
they've been beating up on nobodies

Wionsbros...I'm not feeling so good. The Bears are ass and the Viqueers are obviously ass. But the West looks strong...were going to have to fight hard for a wild card

>>150817726
qb sneak =/= "tush push" hope this helps
>>150817735
No, no it isn't. Brady and Billy B have no business in the stadium let alone on the team. Fuck the patriots 100% forever for life this isn't a joke or a meme.

>>150817730
this, real floridians are retirees from the northeast

Carson Wentz WILL lead my KANGZ to a super bowl victory this season.

>>150817726
Brady's trick was just 0 hesitation. Every other QB (other than Jalen) waits a split second for something to develop. No trust in their guys. Brady and Hurts had implicit trust in their lines and pushed forward with them. That is why they are so effective.

Watch Allen do them. The guy pauses for like half a second and by then it is too late. He is a terrible sneaker even though he is way stronger than Brady.

>>150817749
>window closed
it would have to have been open in the first place, nobody outside of detroit ever drank that koolaid

>>150817677
This. It's just sour grapes.

>>150817728
jameis would throw an INT or foomble, but god DAMN it would be kino

>>150817744
Agreed. The only way he works in Minnesota is if KOC hires Conner Stallions kek. He sucks without him.

>>150817748
extremely gay

it must be stopped

>>150817754
bad rabbi go back to your ac den

>>150817758
Allen goes too high

>>150817580
Sic em Flaccie

Zach Wilson is the hottest commodity in football. He could guide the Bengals for the next 3 months.

if the tush push is fine and everyone else needs to just GIT GUD FAGET then let the defense do it too. banning it on only one side of the ball is sniffing own farts behavior

>>150817722
No you don't understand. It's not fair he has the GOAT TE and a good offensive coach. He also needs a 2000 yard WR1 and a star RB and also a offensive guru as OC.

Prevent defense prevents you from winning

>>150817778
I'm sure they had a lot of frustrations that needed expressing. Thankfully, Brittany & Taylor were eager to provide relief while Patricia and Kelsey watched

>>150817580
I try to explain this to people regarding the phins regularly who the fuck cares who is QB if the line hasn't defended a qb in over 20 years. That said the colts aren't anywhere near as good as people are acting like, the phins just suck that bad.

>>150817748
Steelers aren't nobodies. They would have won if they didn't make those mistakes on ST

>>150817772
Hurts literally goes over the top though

his lined-up-in-the-neutral-zone offensive line takes the defensive line's legs out and then there's no one to stop the runningbacks and tight ends from pushing """the pile"""

>>150817801
kek based this got me

>>150817711
Look at Mar A Lago at WPlace if you haven't yet

>>150817733
NFCW is what the media pretends the NFCN is

>>150817645
>>150817801

>>150817738
This.
If my qb was as pathetically exposed as Mahomes I would shut the fuck up.

>>150817793
Being the Giants also prevents you from winning

>>150817802
>Steelers aren't nobodies.

>>150817812
like i said, swamp creatures and old people from the northeast

>>150817814
really drills in what a negative hangtime underthrow it was

>>150817617
>Why? He was basically the same on the broadcast as he's always been.
During the conference he shit on boxing and said the sport is dead and the only one who can save it is Dana White and the executives writing his paychecks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9XW245KmAU

>BREAKING NEWS:
>BOTH TUA TAGOVAILOA AND PATRICK MAHOMES HAVE REPORTEDLY COME DOWN WITH THE FLU

>>150817825
They unironically outplayed the Seahawks yesterday. 2 costly mistakes on ST cost them the game.

>Calcaterra in charge of blocking
This should have been a TD, on the first play of the game.

>>150817817
the media pretends the NFCN is a steaming pile of shit? I must of missed that segment

The NFC North is in shambles

>>150817814
Tua tier underthrow. That safety had no right being in a position to make a play on that ball.

>>150817849
The Lions beat up the Zesty Bears while getting exposed to the Packers. Chill.

>>150817827
why is he always crying

>>150817847
Howie needs to draft a TE in the 1st round.

so are the NFCN or NFCW making it to the NFCE championsh--I mean NFC championship this year?

former first round pick by the giants winning a ring somewhere else:

2020: JPP
2021: OBJ
2022: toney
2023: toney again
2024: saquon
2025: daniel jones???

>>150817856
he's not crying you're crying he's got the flu ok?

>>150817833
but is he wrong?

>>150817856
Brittany wouldn't let him prep the bull mastiff

da flu

>>150817855
you be trying to steal my name with that kind of reading comprehension smdh

>>150817831
>>150817854
Not really. It could have been much worse. It was a good throw, especially for a 55 yarder.

>>150817872
Hand schizo is NOT going to like this.

>>150817863
Send Dexter Lawrence to my steelies please thanks

>>150817873
A lot of talk when my Rammies knock your meme team out of the playoffs

>>150817858
>>150817847
and a corner.

FACT: the packers are the only 2-0 team in the league whose opponents are all undefeated against everyone else

>>150817889
they can find a corner in later rounds honestly, I want a top tier TE to run block and pass catch.

>>150817874
It was a half step underthrown which gave the safety a chance to punch it out. Obviously the throw could have been worse but it also could have been better

do you think travis is jealous?

>>150817904
He is marrying a billionaire, why would he care?

>>150817904
Chris brown then beat the breaks off the bitch in front of the all female crowd who proceeded to throw more money at the abusive monkey.

>>150817904
yeah, of her

>>150817869
>but is he wrong?
Max wasn't wrong about it being a good thing if boxing turned into the NFL or UFC but the person who he arguing could do this was Dana White.

Dana White is not a commissioner like Rodger Goodell, Dana White's analogy is a team owner like Jerry Jones or Vince McMahon.

>>150817904
Prudest dance in 2025

>>150817752
>Brady and Billy B have no business in the stadium let alone on the team

Even if they helped you win the super bowl?

>>150817904
>>150817911
https://allhiphop.com/rumors/chris-brown-meet-n-greet-goes-viral-after-2000-underwear-moment/
>A woman reportedly paid Chris Brown $2,000 at a meet-and-greet just so he could pull off her underwear, sparking viral debates about money, relationships and priorities.

>>150817904
Who cares? Why do so many people here want this thread to be /tmz/?

>>150817911
Yeah probably

>>150817911
I bet you're fun at parties "mmmm actually Chris Brown knocked some sense I to a dumb bitch

>>150817917
jim irsay would have saved boxing

>>150817922
ESPECIALLY if they helped the team win a superb owl holy shit that would be even fucking worse. That is actually the worst thing that could happen holy fuck.
>Drought of playoff wins let alone owl visits, ended by fucking billy b or brady
holy shit fuck the pats.

Mac Jones redemption arc is finally here. I have been vindicated

>Dov Kleiman
posting this guy's tweets here should be an automatic 3 day ban

>>150817801
kek

>>150817933
>a dumb bitch
kek yes it was just once
>fun at parties
kek yes I am at a lot of parties talking about chris brown
To be clear since you're a simpleminded predditor:
>If you're the type of woman to date chris brown you deserve to be beaten.
I will still laugh at it though. Same goes for Tyreek Hill.
Go Phins!

>>150817942
It's more of an indictment of Purdy than anything else.

why did they get rid of Sam darnold though?

>>150817944
Complaining like this should be a ban as well

>>150817950
they really killed that franchise dead with the rename, that team could go undefeated and I wouldn't count it as legitimate at this point.

>>150817950
what team is that?

>Dov Kleiman
posting this guy's tweets here should be an automatic janny position

why did they draft Tyler Shough in the 2nd round?

>>150817942
vindicated by him playing like ass and the offense moving way more dysfunctionally with him?

>>150817883
13 hours between posts I live in Detroit or something

>>150817944
I assumed it was the admin who runs the page that was doing it. Always posts the most brain dead engagement bait bullshit imaginable

>>150817911
You jelly BAWB

>>150817948
Mac and Purdy are both top 15qbs in the league. Mac Jones was sabotaged by Bill Belichick because Bill was angry and Kraft and wanted to torpedo the franchise. Mac Jones is the must unjustly vilified QB in the league

>>150817962
complaining about complaining should also be a ban

what team is that?

>>150817973
see >>150817947 kek

>>150817936
Literally Sonny Liston

>>150817974
angry at*

>>150817975
so complaining about complaining is out but complaining about complaining about complaining is in? just trying to understand before I go complaining about complaining about complaining about complaining

>>150817977
Your team and that's literally you

>>150817977
49ers or Seahawks

>>150817992
kwab no

>>150817950
i'm not even joking when i say i liked "the washington football team" more than what it is now

>>150817977
the 2016 49ers when they were doing the kneeling shit with colon krapondick

>>150818004
Holy shit
Imagine how mentally ill you have to be to draw this

>>150817991
that isn't me this is me
>>150818006
It is kind of a good name jokes aside though it was too close to WTF

cowpacos bros..

>>150818006
Of course it is better.
Commanders is "We can't afford to pay the NFL so we had to make up a fake name for the movie"-tier.
Washington Football Team felt like it had a chance to be cool if they could have rebranded around it.

>>150817940
>would rather go ringless for eternity than accept help from a hated rival

This a deep-seeded, pure form of hatred that leaves no room for compromise or forgiveness. I respect it

>>150818004
vai fare una passeggiata

>>150817542 (OP)
Do you have any vintage sports memorabilia/clothes for YOUR team? Prove how far back your fandom goes!

Why isn't /nfl/ bullying the Bengals?

>>150817977
Bears/Steelers when you insult their QB

>>150818015
>thoughtcrime
>speaking truth into reality

>>150818023
I legitimately had a northerner in a patriots hat scream cursewords at me at a supermarket down here once because of my phins hat and I told him to go fuck himself or I'd rape his wife and a guy in the distance cheered.
It was some "and then everybody clapped" tier shit kek

is he right?

>>150818027
we're mourning

>>150818025
I have a Derrick Henry Titans jersey

>>150818025
I own literally 0 sports memorabilia, clothes, jerseys, or anything.

My dad has a Steelers collection with a bunch of old shit from the 70s and 80s along with stuff from the 90s.

>>150817977
>>150817991
>I literally cannot stop thinking about reddit

>>150818027
they're already getting what they deserve

>>150818035
Yeah

>>150818035
It is safe to say that if doesn't show genuine improvement this season then yeah, it is time to give up on him as a major talent.

>>150818035
we knew this 2 years ago

>Orc
>King

>>150818035
it's not all on him but he's part of the problem and QBs will always get the lions share of the blame (unless you're an media darling AFC quarterback)

>>150818015
>this cast of goblins is complaining about other races

the irony is palpable

>J.J. McCarthy expected to miss 2-4 weeks.
>fragile qbs

has there ever been a QB carried as long as hurts? going on 4 years now

>>150818027
theyre already cursed, they go 0-2 every year when this guys healthy, and theyve had two complete season derailments from this guys injuries. At this point they need to just call it on the Burrow experiment, it led to a lucky superbowl appearance and thats as far as itll ever go. The Bengals could trade him for a metric fuckload of draft picks and build a team.

>>150818015
He posted here

>>150818004
oh boy bitchknees isn't going to like this, or actually he might like it too much

After the game, Coen was asked about the exchange. While he did not acknowledge Lawrence waving him off, Coen downplayed the situation.

"It was just one throw. I was pissed. It is what it is. That's emotion. It's not personal, ever. That's just kinda me getting worked up.

I was very pleased with [Lawrence's] competitive nature. The way he stayed calm on the sidelines. He's pretty even-keel, which is good for me. I need that."

>>150818060
Dak Prescott

>>150818054
Both are true.
Hurts is a mediocre QB who benefits from a generational run game, defense, and oline and a play that is going to end after this season.
However, Chris Jones is a seething bitch.

>>150818060
tomb

>>150818060
DEI MVP Josh Allen

>>150818015
"A broken clock is right twice a day"

>>150818057
Mow my lawn or you're going back

>>150818054
cannot wait for everyone to turn on hurts after he holds the eagles up for a half billion dollar extension

>>150818019
the whole reason they chose commanders was because dan snyder was malding that someone outjewed him.

normally when a team announces their name change that's AFTER they went through all the bs to figure out what to change it to. but they had to announce a name change without that figured out because they were losing sponsor money, and some retard who saw that immediately went and trademarked all the names that anyone might have liked.

the whole idea was that since snyder didn't trademark them first he'd have to buy it from that retard, getting a nice little paycheck. but he underestimated just how stupid and petty snyder is. he literally went NO FUCK YOU I WILL PICK A STUPID GAY RETARD NAME INSTEAD OUT OF SPITE BEFORE PAYING YOU A FUCKING DIME

the real issue is that they didn't change it again when snyder got shitcanned

>>150818057
mow my lawn AND you're going back

>>150818060
Jordan Love

>>150818015
DUDE KIRK LMAO

>>150818015
>long jean shorts
kek why do they insist on wearing that shit or is it because they're so short the shorts look big on them

>>150818061
>metric fuckload of draft picks and build a team
The question is does any team want him. He might be the best pocket passer in the league but he's fragile. The best ability is availability. When you're in your 20s you have super human healing, this only gets worse as you age so what's he going to be like in his 30s.

>leaf
>finally get into football
>no leaf team
>pick buffalo bills to support because of proximity
>realize I can't get silence of the lambs out of my head
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
NO IT DOESN'T PUT THE FUCKING LOTION ON THE SKIN!!!

>>150818027
Because Jake Browning is actually pretty fucking good and they're 2-0 having played two road games. Bengals are off to arguably the best start in the league despite the Burrow injury. Winning back to back road games is no small feat

we may have lost but we have the best hot wives in the league

>>150818078
Hurts is white he wouldn’t do that. He makes enough money from commercials and sponsorships anyway to even care.

>>150818060
Ah yes, THE 2021 Eagles.

>>150818027
we're laughing. they finally got what they wanted by going 2-0, but they forgot that the monkey paw exacts a price.

>>150818079
the real issue is whats the god damned point of being a billionaire if fedex can control all your business decisions by withholding a few million dollars.

>>150818015
This is the same as 49ers and Raiders fans here

>>150818078
>"Money is nice, championships are better."

>>150818091
I want to suck on boobies just once in my life bros

Would you rather be the 0-2 Giants or the 0-2 Chiefs right now?

>>150818091
Who is picrel

>>150818088
Canada could get a team but the CFL will never allow that.

>>150818060
did you already forget about kirk cousins? I don't blame you

>>150818091
ugly ass inbred looking troll nosed hag

shit taste in women

>>150818104
so he will be playing for below league average the rest of his career?
or is he a liar?
must choose one

>>150818111
Wowy wow what a hard fucking question

>>150818108
you already sucked your mom's.

>>150818113
Which is a shame because on midwesterners watch it -_-

I can't wait for Carson Wentz to win Comeback Player of the Year this season in Minnesota. All hail Ginger Jesus, he has returned. Let's get an amen and hope for 2017 Wentz revival.

>>150818108
Go to a strip club

>>150818090
>Jake Browning is actually pretty fucking good
lmao i can't believe people think this. all because he beat a couple shit teams and had tee higgins bail him out of one of the worst throws i've ever seen in my life. how quickly they forget him shitting his pants every single time a competent defense was on the other side of the field.

>>150817726
why are smoothbrains out there claiming that a qb sneak is equivalent to tush push?

>>150818111
Jeefs, but not by much.

>>150818091
You guys really do love prepping the bull

>>150818091
the fuck is this?

>>150818128
I'm feeling good if I were the Giants

>>150818091
why block the shades?

>>150818111
Giants. At least they have a good starting QB

>>150818132
i think its time roseman admited he drafted hurts because they knew wentz was a bum

>>150818132
nah it's gonna be hutch or cmc in that order

>>150818149
botched boobjob

>>150818149
A nipple

It's actually really funny, how people are so upset over a 1-yard game that they are about to put Jalen hurts in the same conversation as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bob Gibson by changing the rules to weaken him

>>150818149
>anime gooner outs himself
kek

>>150818133
In most usa strip clubs you can't touch girls since we're faggots, in other countries you can finger them and get happy endings in the VIP rooms.

>>150818133
They let you do that there? My dad and uncle took me to one once but it was so awkward that i just sat at the bar and watched the 9ers game.

>>150818151
Is that George Lucas?

>>150818150
there is a certain zen in knowing your season is over before it starts, yeah.

>>150817948
Purdy set the franchise record for passing yards, has more playoff wins than Lamar Jackson, walked off the field with the lead in the Super Bowl, and just last week led the game-winning drive on the road in Seattle with what we now know was a pretty severe injury and without Kittle OR Jennings. Mac Jones beat the fucking Saints. He had a very good game but let's not go fucking crazy here

This is nothing but good news for the Niners. You want your backup to be competent. Now they don't have to rush Purdy back or worry about forfeiting games in his absence. It's exactly why Shanahan brought Jones in and it's not a dichotomous choice. Having 2 guys who can win games just means you have insurance.

>>150818138
because they've watched less football games than trey lance has played

>>150818151
lmao

>>150818160
Wilt Chamberlain, Shaquille O'Neal, Allen Iverson, James Harden...

>>150818137
I watched him take over in 2023 he played some good ball. Not great but good. There's a decent chance he can do it again with this Bengals team and there's a more than decent chance he's improved as a player in the 18 months since his last start. I don't think the Bengals are cooked

>>150818149
milk blisters. extremely common. usually not so symetrical

>>150818149
given how symmetrical it is, Im guessing its a piercing

If Bengals make it to the playoffs without Burrow he's banned from GOAT debates since they missed the playoffs last season with a healthy Burrow.

>>150818176
are you trying to tell me you think purdy is anything more than slightly above average

Only respond to this post if your team is without significant injuries since week 1

>>150818187
if Burrow is out for the season they are cooked. They won't go 0-15 or w/e but they're not gonna make any noise in the post season without Burrow.

>>150818140
2 weeks of shit snf in a row. What a time to be alive.

>>150818158
i know it's a nipple. I'm asking what the circle of bumps around the nipple are

>>150818192
TRVKE

>>150818166
american strip clubs are weird. i went to one where i could feel up the strippers all i wanted if i paid for a dance, but they couldn't go topless

>>150818202
Those are common

>>150818137
Jake Browning got that Dawg in him bruh
My Bengies finna steal a playoff spot

@150818195
Mahomes hasn't had an elite WR1 since Tyreek left in 2021 and the Chiefs have been dealing with injuries and suspensions. It's bullshit.

Is AJB injured or something?

>>150818192
there's literally not a single person on the planet that puts Burrow in any GOAT debates what are you talking about

With them, you lose.

>>150818220
Physically? No. Mentally? Yes.