Thread 150863552

Kraken Edition

/hoc/vious: >>150856639

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
>being condemned for supporting sean higgins
>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him
>unicycles
>being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits
>a hockey rink is not a beveled rectangle
feel free to add to the list

Watching the LA Chaseb Owl

/KRAK/

"You piece of shit. Shut the fuck up about Marner. You know zero about the game you little puke. You'll never get to speak to him again." - A message Steve Dangle received from the Marner's head of security in 2021 after criticizing his play

rapey has made me lose my interest in the sport and the thread

/playoffsbound/

My last Marner needed the head of security to escort it out of the building

>>150863658
Doubt

you piece of marner. shut the fuck up about shit

>>150863663
i doubt bud didn't rape you on that chilly easter evening kwarb

>>150863724
Pee uni lol

>>150863751
why do you never explain why you thought playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

>>150863552 (OP)
>>150863604
/OURTEAM/ is shit and run by retards

>waived off
MERDE!!

it was 4-1, newfies

ALL THA
SMALLLL
THEEENGS

>>150863933
Q league doesn't want to be embarrassed with a new team from another league; it's a standard of conduct to kick their ass in the first meeting
>and that's not even a Q league thing, that's just sports

>>150863963
the hell is that thing?

>>150863978
You use this to win the Stan Lee

>>150863633
kwab

>>150863963
much like the time mitch kicked your ass and put you in a headlock

>>150863978
guy that was raped

>>150863963
shut up raped bitch

this danicek is pretty good

belanger et le but
>shitties

mfw watching the events of 04/17/2022 unfold

REGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150863633
based security bro

>>150864040
this gimmick has go away heat with me. the image not trbposting

pbp's mom just won the 50/50 kek

>the city of Oshawa
sad

reggies scaaaaaaar

tnf now. hey sweden who are ya cheering for bro the bills or the dolphins

reggies win :)

Premium Ice Hockey is indicative of ECHL standards

gg, Reggies, love to see you're on your way

>>150864283
>newfoundland
sure but will they exist in two years

he's trying to rain on our parade, reggiebros

bought a new tv and the remote has a netflix button right below volume down that I keep pressing by accident

Did anon ever get his pumpkin ice cream?

>>150864393
you can make it so the buttons dont do anything

>>150864393
>>150864435
You can look up how on Google
>the internet is amazing

>>150864405
still no word; he may still be at the commissary

>>150864435
I might do that with a hammer

>>150864462
can you look up how to stop being a raped bitch?

>>150864502
I hope he's ok

>>150864533
good post good Google search

>>150864542
I know, lad, but we need to be patient and we need to be strong
>Can you be strong for me, lad? Can you be strong for pumpkin ice cream?

>>150864462
>>150864507
ya i was just joking I was going to tell you to pop em out with a screwdriver

>>150864584
I'm praying for him

Gonna take a Marner aka release the chocolate hostage.

>>150863724
There are many sports teams that have done yellow uniforms very well, like the Lakers, Brazil, Dortmund, etc., but I think when yellow isn't great, it is awful. No in-between.

>>150865017
Sweden National Team and Skelleftea do yellow right

BUSINESS IDEA:
Move Nashville to Atlanta
Move Columbus to Houston
>and maybe Gary will finally rest -_-

>>150865128
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?

>>150865128
business ideas: die

>>150863633
This is like a wet dream for shitposters

>>150865174
hoooooooooooooly based

>>150865267
trb when he walks by the exposed stud and sees "bud1"

>>150865201
dangle said marner's camp made him feel unsafe jen

may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gay
never forget

>>150865128
I don't think Columbus is going anywhere. Even though their revenue is third-lowest at $151mil, their operating income is high for their size at $35mil, which is higher than the Islanders ($30), Lightning ($27), Hurricanes ($25), Sabres ($25), Ducks ($22), Jets ($21), Mammoth ($19), Sharks ($11), Panthers ($6), and Senators ($5). This means they are a very efficiently-run team and their fans show up to games in spite of their mediocrity.

>>150865407
>Ohio and mediocrity
figures

Who is the most kwabish person in or adjacent to hockey that doesn’t include /hoc/ poster?

>>150865330
KWAB

>>150865450
They do have the Buckeyes.

>>150865672
The OSUs men's hockey team is historically crap

>>150865806
Just Like My Islanders -_-

>>150865407
Are these negative numbers? Parenthesizing dollar amounts found on a balance sheet out of context can be confusing

>>150863633
steve dangle stole mitch marner's car

>>150865843
What do you think retard? I mean, based on common sense, in a list of descending order, that isn't a balance sheet.

>>150866135
I think the Islanders make thirty dollars every year

Major 3 team trade.
Wild get 4 first round picks.
Edmonton gets Kaprizov and Robertson
Dallas gets Mcdavid.

Kaprizov and Robertson fall in love on the plane ride over to Edmonton, get married and quit hockey, leaving the Oilers left to rebuild and having to pay guarantees to both players.

Mcdavid trade seems to be working out, Dallas makes WCF in first year only for mcdavid to hop the boards for a shift tearing both Achilles on impact. Hes out for the year, Dallas makes the finals without him but still loses. Mcdavid returns the next season a shell of his former self, and Dallas never makes the playoffs while mcdavid is still in the league.

Wild turn the 4 first round picks into studs and builds a powerhouse. Wild win cups 3 years in a row 2027-2030

xhe rb dropped the lebanon larp

>>150866158
meds dylan

>>150866135
>y..you’re the retard

>>150865843
Income would be on an income statement, not a balance sheet anon

>>150865542
Jonathan Huberdeau for recent history.

>>150866300
he didn't leave any money retard he got a lot

>>150866344
yea but its not like he can buy a ferrari or anything lmao

>>150866287
Correct, p&l

this raped retard is really going to pretend he watched junior hockey all season but then wont be able to even name a single player in the wjc until bob mckenzie names his rosters

>>150866419
raped retard often gets the scores wrong when he spams the scorelines for junior games

>>150866419
>>150866442
one of the worst things about him

>>150866419
damn he's really under your skin

how many goals does my ovi get this year?

>>150866497
only trb would pretend not to be trb. Caught you

wrestlepalooza on saturday

>>150866419
wjc mentioned

>>150866702
30ish

Only a queer would be in here queering off constantly.

>>150866902
yeah, trb does do that constantly

>>150866902
Is that why you are being a queer trb?

>>150866946
tiny caved and moved his show to morning KWABOTY once again kek

Thank god tomorrow is friday

>>150867451
Living for the weekend isn't really living at all.

>>150867451
working weekends and having like mon/tues or wed/thurs off is more comfy. Less pressure for faggy normie or family weekend activities.

>>150867558
my favorite days off are sunday/monday but rn i have tuesdays and wednesdays off and they're nice

>>150867599
Sunday Monday is the best. I'm also Tues/Wed or Wed/Thus alternating but I make the schedule so need to get to a spot where I can have my comfy Sun/Mon again.

I hope I can retire in my 40s

>>150867662
so you have already retired? because its a 40+ general, bucko.

I hope to get some type of job in management once I retire. Maybe broadcasting.

After talking to a finn in /nfl/, I would like to remind /hoc/ that this is a finnophobic general

>>150867764
My team has no finns of note for >our history so I'm ok with this in theory. But finns have always been my bros on 4chan so I'm torn

like strawGARY wine
seventeen
the chilly April moon
saw everything
my first taste of buud
woah bittersweet
and gay all the time
like strawGARY wiiiine

>>150868117
Oldfags know

>>150867662
I did, but it’s due to having a degenerative brain disease. Go flames.

>>150864405
>>150864502
To celebrate studying I bought pumpkin pie ice cream :DDDD

>>150868241
I hope it's tasty! We were worried sick about you

>>150867662
I’m a zoomer and I’ve accepted that I’ll never get a pension

>>150867599
Must be nice being able to do errands on your days off

>>150868343
hell yeah!

>>150867496
I know. I wish I had a job that I enjoyed but I need money

>>150865407
Someone passed his CFA exams

>>150868315
if youre not ramming as much of your paycheck into tech stocks as you can you are going to work until you die. if you still dont understand how the system works you deserve to die poor and retarded.

>>150868196
damn you a retard

>>150865128
How about move Buffalo to Houston?

Randy took the cock eating thing to heart

>>150868392
I’m trying to put at least a thousand a month into an S&P index

>>150867764
cope /hoc/ loves finns <3

>>150868433
fuck the other 495 companies. after another 50 years go by and you are ready to retire do you really think the gap between the megarich and average is really going to get smaller? you are a fucking retard.

>>150868454
<3

I just found out some pice of shit kid pushed my kid down in kindergarten today for accidentally cutting the line. I’m so mad.

>>150868465
You’re honestly right. I should just long the mag 7 and Nvidia

>>150868454
finns are fags and I don't respect them

>>150868529
Seems like that other kid has the potential to be a real hockey player. Doesn't take shit from anyone.

>>150868572
Bet you wouldn’t say that to barkov’s face

Dallas stars got a team dog! His name is puck

>>150868576
I had my son point him out he’s a fucking midget it’ll be a miracle if that kid grows to 5’7. Anyways I told my son to push him harder if it happens again. Still tho I hate rude people

>>150868592
Should have named it Dylan

>>150868592
Cute doggy :3

>>150868529
That sucks that he has to encounter at his age. But teach him to stand up for himself and tell a teacher

>>150868632
Couldn’t make it too obvious that they post here

>>150868584
No. I would bark it at him.
Pretty gay k

>>150868655
Nobody even slightly affiliated with the nhl knows about 4chan

>>150868664
Robertson 100% does

>>150868671
Does he post on /a/?

>>150868664
Maybe not the NHL, but there is a PWHL player that posts here

>>150868678
Duh

>>150868688
Has she ever posted skates?

>>150868696
He needs to make less threads about seasonal waifu shows

once upon a midnight dreary
came a marner soft and smeary

>>150868779
I hate taking late night marners. I feel like I’m going to bed dirty

>>150868688
is it the human chatgpt?

>>150868810
Take a shower, you animal
>streetshitting ghoul

once upon a midnight bud1250

>>150868310
It was delicious. Sorry about worrying you. I needed to focus on derivatives and currency management

bud won
mitch won

was a tucked into a warm bed about to fall asleep
then my tummy started grumbling
now i have to get up and take a late night marner
its nothing but liquid
marner spraying everywhere

>>150868774
HE’S BACK

>>150868894
Sad!

>>150868934
>trb bubblin' to jannies 'gain
kek what a bitch

>>150868934
My thread was deleted from /fit/ and the Jannies didn’t even explain

>ACES DEFEAT SEATTLE
>SECOND ROUND!!

>>150869040
why are you a 48 year old military veteran that cries to 4chan jannies

>>150868899
At beating his wife!

are nhl players allowed to smoke weed now

>>150869349
does the pope shit in the woods?

do handegg players smell better or worse than hockey players after a game?

>>150869412
aren't most handegg players african American?

>>150869412
about the same

>>150869412
Hockey players are like the number one stinkiest group of athletes.

got drunk and tried to order pizza pizza again it says all the locations near me are closed yet i know for a fact the pizza pizza 2 clicks down the road is still open. i'm not sure what happened, there are fucking 4 pizza pizzas in my town and they all used to stay open until 2 am, some were even 24 hours, now they all close at 11pm. fuck this shithole communist country.

>>150869040
bro i forgot it was even on and saw they won by just a point wheeewwwww.

This young finnish bvll will save the whole franchise

>>150869482
his family tree is a bush

>>150869475
def could use some 'za right now too

>>150869482
Year 6 of "Kakko will be good" from finngroids

not like this bro's

>>150869493
i made 2 pepperoni pizza pockets and had a slice of ham left over from dinner so microwaved that with some mozzerella cheese on a hamburger bun. 4 bucks worth of food when I wanted to buy a 20 dollar panzerotti.

now im going to watch the theatrical version of apocalypse now.

>>150869554
based. im gonna watch an episode of alien earth before bed again

>>150869511
lol karma for going after Eichel

>>150869564
what do you mean

>>150869562
enjoy that shit anon you deserve to relax

>>150868934
the flames suck dude what is wrong with you

>>150869593
thanks bro you too wagmi and hockey is back SOON

>>150869593
we don't call them that no more

we dont flush alien earth down around here

Sometimes when I stay up late I think to myself how lucky East Coast fans are that they get to enjoy a West Coast game that starts at 10EST and have a fun night.

>>150869653
i love it

>>150869482
doubt it, but he'll help catton win a cup

>>150868454
Free from erections

>>150869653
leastern coasters will never know how soulful it is to watch a hockey or baseball game at 10am

>>150868636
Rags captain has a perm?

This is the end

>>150868636
well after the pumpkin patch incident and all the trauma that went with it i would understand he needs to be hardened and no bs in his demeanor

JT Miller needs to return to the pumpkin patch and bury the past

>>150869770
When does New York play Vancouver? Thats the window of opportunity.

a team traded JT miller and got worse

>>150869792
Been waiting for an excuse to post this

>>150869792
KWAB

>>150869810
howden plays for my knights :)

McDavid looks normal here. Oilers should hire Body Break to be on staff.

>>150869835
He'a a legend

>>150868529
>for accidentally cutting the line
Is your son a retard who doesn't know how standing in a line works?

One day until preseason

>>150869887
woooooooooooooooooo

i only post here in the offseason
goodnight horses

goodbye horses is a great tune

wheres jen

>>150870101
shit gimmick

my new gimmick this year is 93 posting

my new gimmick this year is flush it down posting

>>150870153
i haven't finalized mine yet. we don't call those that here now posting is a subgimmick
>>150870160
1993

it was a gay magazine

i'm riding with planet retard again all season long

It was a mariner magazine

>>150870169
can't argue with that it's been 58 years KWAB

>>150870177
Im thinking planet retard is due for a bounceback season

>>150870179
Ya and now he plays for yur team lol

>>150870184
true he's joined a winning org this deccy! ya love to see it.

>>150870185
listen you nigger faggot chink spic kike. Flush it down.

>>150870177
zoomers call it planet cap

>>150870190
someone's upset, rattled, dare i say it

1993 no milly KWAB

>>150870193
Wrestling is for faggots

Nah i didnt mean that wrestling is awesome

>>150870195
we don't end our posts describing our countrymen here

>>150870199
Gonna check out the vault now

>>150870203
you and me both brother

>>150870199
This >>150870197 post did though.

>>150870205
See ya tomorrow bruv

Not just any gay magazine, mind you, but categorically one of the gayest magazines of all-time

>>150870212
Yur autobiography?

it is and always was a girly magazine

>>150870235
you tell me

>>150870236
so you don't know

>>150870252
but enough about you

>>150870259
nah you are

>>150870262
turn your monitor on

>>150870270
fine speech

>>150870271
thanks bro

>>150870280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8vzTsnPps

>>150870280
bud on the right trb on the left

>>150870292
how did he get up from his wheelchair

>>150870297
he used his limited mobility to stand for a few seconds before getting put back down

>>150870302
kek imagine having limited mobility AND a fixed income KWARB

Cody sold out faster than judas

Love you guys

despite all my rage
i am a bacteriophage

>>150870335
love you too bro hockey is back

>>150870331
maybe on planet cap

>>150869400
dude are you about to do a bong roll that's so frickin epic

hella based

Im finner just finna fit in with the west coats bros

50 goals 25-26

it's bizzased now

>>150870345
he always looks like he's been caught

>arrived to camp healthy and in shape
Ya ok

find a gayer pic to include with your post why don't you

>>150870412
Ok send me your profile pic

>>150870417
here's my pfp

>>150870446
Im old as fuck. I can't remember if that is ron jeremeys mugshot or some terrorist from iraq

Oh it's a terrorist from arizona ai got me again

it's always the ai you least suspect

Psgpp

at Marnerpalooza, I'm gonna flush you once and for all

>>150870487
>POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ahh yessir

to this day big kev makes sure to send a holiday card to the colorectal trauma department at detroit public health clinic

Leafs fans have plenty to be thankful for on Auston Matthews’ 28th birthday… starting with the fact he wasn’t born two days earlier.

If he had, he would’ve been eligible for the 2015 NHL Draft — and likely gone 3rd overall behind Jack Eichel, fresh off his historic freshman season at Boston University.

Who held that 3rd pick in 2015? Matthews’ hometown Arizona Coyotes.

>>150870625
scouts were just throwing darts at player lists in the 2015 draft

>>150870625
In either case he would be just as visible in the playoffs

TIL arizona had a team

>>150870625
And that Arizona Coyotes head coach's name?
Albert Einstein.

just had a midnight marner like the one in Hatchet when he eats the gut cherries. i have to shower now, basically

>>150870738
damn that's a good throwback. remember reading that back when I was a wee lad

>>150870738
Midnight marner sounds like the hit single of an 80s glam band

>>150870650
>kaprizov 135
Jen

>>150870865
135th pick, soon to be signed for a 135 million dollar contract kek

fuck sakes he's got me
my character is auston matthews

>>150870879
He’s holding out for that last $7M as a big fu to the league for passing him over 4 times

I hope he ends up on the jackies

>>150871058
>Yes, Kirill Kaprizov is friends with Ilya Sorokin, with the two being former teammates on the CSKA Moscow team in the KHL and members of the Olympic gold-medal winning Russian team in 2018. They continue to maintain their close friendship, vacationing together and interacting during NHL All-Star weekends
This is great news for our islanders

>>150871433
>going from one irrelevant team to another
For what purpose?

Mr Gary please have them make glow in the dark Kraken hats so I can wear one with the glow in the dark Kraken jersey

>>150871578
he just turned down the biggest contract in nhl history and no one else can offer him 8 years

>>150871603
Isn’t the max term 7 years now or does that not kick in u til the season starts?

>>150871705
>The National Hockey League and the National Hockey League Players' Association have agreed to a new Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA), set to take effect with the 2026-27 NHL season

kwab
*clap clap clap clap*

>>150871734
the new term cap comes into effect like mid-september next year iirc so he can squeak one in if he wants

I got some ultra soft toilet paper and it leaves little specks of toilet paper on my bussy and crack everytime I wipe after after taking a marner, and sometimes it makes my bussy itchy

>>150872085
Get a bidet

>>150870650
my broons :(

Swedish 2nd league starts today in 5 hours and 5 minutes from now be there or be square

i'd rather be square than be sw*dish

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>150872402
I might check it out since I have a slow morning

Preseason starts tomorrow :)

heave away
me jollies
heave away

>>150873609
why are women in our militaries such big chonkers

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PLANET RETARD

>first game of the season is in a Tuesday at 5pm EST

thank you Gary, your genius truly knows no bounds

>>150873954
Why doesn’t Gary care about us wagies?

>>150873954
Isn't that the Belarus game

>>150873815
GOOD MORNING FREN

What album is /hoc/ listening to today?

>>150874068
pantheon

YOU'RE NOT THE JESUS OF SUBURBIA
THE ST JIMMY IS A FIGMENT OF
YOUR FATHER'S RAGE AND YOUR MOTHER'S LOVE
MADE ME THE IDIOT AMERICA

IT'S NOT OVER TILL YOU'RE UNDERGROUND
IT'S NOT OVER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
THIS CITY'S BURNIN
IT'S NOT MY BURDEN
IT'S NOT OVER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>>150874088
I wish that guy's life was over.

New retard face just dropped

>>150865096
this is what habs fans have been hyping up non stop??? well I hope Marty st.louis likes being fired because that's what demidov is gonna do to him.

>>150865096
>first pairing Matheson

>>150874187
What did he see in Utah?

>>150869329
his wife said she liked it

>>150874187
I can't get how over their name and logo just makes them look like a create-a-team from NHL 17 or some shit
Utah Hockey Club unironically had more soul despite being a deliberately soulless placeholder

>>150874204
I can’t believe she took him back. His dick must be insane

>>150874219
shes like 50 no one wants to day and remarry at 50 just work it out, its the only way.

>>150874230
That makes sense

>>150874211
the colour scheme is pretty terrible too. should have gone with main black and second red colour scheme and go with something like Utah Cowboys or some shit like that to give it a little sovl without the minimalistic crap logo

>>150874266
I wish they had used more unusual colors like brown or purple

I never knew this was a rule

>>150874266
you can't say the color scheme is terrible and then suggest they pick the most generic option in sports

>>150874298
They don't test for coke in the NHL and some players do use it on their free time. It's technically a performance enhancer, but you'd have to use it during the games which probably doesn't happen.

>>150874342
I never knew that. The Russians definitely love it

>>150874068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbxnDaWYl9o

latino boomer music kind of day i'm afraid

>>150874187
Is Tanevs goal to make a retard face for every meme team in the league?

>>150874353
Gary ordered him to. This will grow the game somehow.

>>150874367
>hes just like me! frfr

>>150871433
If Kaprizov goes to long Island it would honestly be better for the sport. Fuck every free agent picking that shithole in mannattan

>>150874352
Thanks for the inspiration. I’ll listen to bossa nova and Santana

Preseason Garyleague hockey starts tomorrow bros

wet slippery Nicolas Roy

>ate something with too much food dye in it yesterday
>green marner today
trade to stars confirmed?

>trade an arm and a leg for 17 games of Guentzel
>trade an arm and a leg for 13 games of Rantanen
>sign an at best sex pervert at worst rapist
what is Tulsky’s master plan

>>150874547
Maybe you’ve been eating a lot of veggies

>open /hoc/
>they're still sticking their fingers in their ass and smelling it, hilariously talking about their shits all day
>Cartwheel out of /hoc/ in disgust

drinkin' booze
hackin' darts
thinkin' about Tate McRae's booba

First day ragebaiting hocgeneral dot com kinda nervous

>>150874624
it's ok buddy you got a leaf flag you can say any old shit and piss off half of this thread just by existing

>>150874624
thoughts on the Flames?
thoughts on retarded crippled rape victims?
thoughts on fat kids from long island that commit rape?

>>150874555
Still being the best team in the metro

why are the Mammoth waiving Connor Ingram? Who's the backup for Karel Vejmelka

>>150874717
probably one of their AHL guys

kalpa-tappara in a bong

>>150874691
Wow that’s good enough for zero (0) conference final wins

>>150874555
McLeods pretty good looking I doubt he has to rape

>>150874757
Unfortunately they still are the best metropolitan team objectively and subjectively

>>150874735
Is tappara still the favorite in liiga?

>>150874717
They don’t want to deal with him and his mentally ill antics

>>150874781
they're not even the favorite for this match

>>150874791
all goalies are mentally ill its our entire base

>>150874791
Edmonton Oilers we finally have the goalie Connor McDavid needs

I'm a Flamiac

remember when Florida swept randy and the randy coach said they weren't really swept kwab

>>150874781
They should be

>>150874608
Happy Friday!

oh nvrmind Ingrams making 6 million but thats funny some guy enters the assistance program, comes back from that, GM puts him on waivers lol back look for the league sending some mentally ill guy away as soon as he got better. Fuckin Bill Armstrong you crazy sonuvabitch

>>150874826
Happy Friday fren. Any big plans this weekend?

>>150874691
>>150874763
Being the best metro team is like being the smartest retard

>>150874875
we love Stephen here

>>150874817
Roids and creatine melted his brain

>>150874918
Is it good? I should read more

the swedish word for speed is Fart

>>150874809
A true goalie needs severe autism to succeed. Remember Tim Thomas?

>>150874941
he wasn't autistic just hated librels

>>150874921
It's written in the tone of a first-person citizen of the location and reminds me of old religious texts
>have you ever read Blood Meridian? Fervency is a word I rarely use, but it fits both works

>>150874961
Guess Lehner is a better example of a crazy goalie

Gary says CTE doesn’t exist and it’s an anti- semitic conspiracy theory. Time to bring back enforcers?

>>150874918
Canadian LEGEND Margaret Atwood mentioned

>>150874961
He was extremely autistic and CTE riddled

>>150874856
Get delicious food to celebrate the sec pushing back difficult financial regulations

>>150874813
Why aren’t they pursuing Carter hart? He’ll be on the market soon

>>150875013
nah that's me

Lotta talk about CTE right now
An intern is going to get whipped for this

ayyyyy we gotta a genius ova here

>>150875072
Please see a doctor

>>150875119
I won't

Why are Swedes so shy?

>>150874809
I have literally never met a normal goalie

>>150875139
It's more the fact that North American culture promotes hurr durr behavior where it's cool to be loud and retarded. Uhuhuh Idk where belgium is duuuude is that in Arabia

Ok

>>150875198
could absolutely bury you in any geography quiz

>>150875251
Yea nice try ragebaiting me again. Anyways I dont have time for this nonsense, the Swedish 2nd league starts in 30 minutes.

Ok

>>150875194
I did but he sucked

So ovi is competing

>>150875318
Then he wasn't a real tendie, gotta be somewhat dysfunctional, or it doesn't take

>>150875328
He was exposed so hard that he switched to lacrosse

>>150875343
And when is "he" due to transition?

>

am a skellefteå supporter, but i WILL watch the björklöven game that's starting soon because i am curious about them :)

haha lol wacky AI image slop

>>150875387
>WHY!?! Why would graffitotag something so sacred, /hoc/??? WHYYYYYYY?!?!

That's what you sound like

>>150875362
I have no clue how many of my classmates are now gay or transitioned since I don’t keep up with any of them. I do know one of the lad bros had a pink mullet, so I suspect he’s zesty

TRB has posted the same 17 images on /hoc/ so often that you can tell its him by the images posted. So kindly fuck off you retarded faggot

>>150875405
Even the worst photoshop is better than ai slop

>>150875406
Every single woman I served with in the military is now in a committed relationship with another woman
>and that's just great I guess

>>150875421
STOP TRYING TO CONVERT ME!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR CHURCH!!!

>>150875438
aren't you the guy who lost in combat to a burrito and then got raped by a fat kid from long island

>>150875476
answer the question

>>150875489
Fuck You

why bother with the rapefaggot when he'll never say anything and do the same shit every day. He's unfunny, spams the same shit every time, "watches" games by putting the google scoreboard and copypasting the same shit every thread.

Post something hockey-related, Bud, I dare you

>>150875378
We NEED them to SHL! Cmon let's go CRAZY and MEME THIS TEAM!

>32 Thoughts (Sept 19): No surprise to anyone but Elliotte says Pat Verbeek has received calls on Mason McTavish and Verbeek has told everyone he's not interested in trading him.

>"He's shown no interest in trading him."

"most exciting offseason in NHL history"

>>150875512
>having a pro-relagation league
weirdoes

>>150875529
hockey should have pro-rel unironically. We have too many teams, and too many regular season games with zero stakes.

>>150875496
we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue

>>150875539
Please relegate teams until only 20 remain in the nhl

>"No bullshit!" Mike Sullivan yells before sending the second group on another round of conditioning skates.

Guys I think there might be even more bullshit than usual this year

>>150875549
thats not how pro-rel works

McDavid will sign with Vegas and he and Marner will take over the league.* Just you wait and see

*in the regular season

>>150875541
NHL2 would solve that problem, plus we could shrink the Tier 1 NHL by a few teams and get the off-season back to a reasonable length
>for rehab and training and stuff, admin takes time as well

>>150875559
can't even reply to the correct post because you're so fucking retarded and raped

>>150875559
why did you think playoff goals count toward regular season records?

>>150875539
NHL2 would solve that problem, plus we could shrink the Tier 1 NHL by a few teams and get the off-season back to a reasonable length
>for rehab and training and stuff, admin takes time as well

eat a cock you retarded raped faggot. stop forcing your unfunny "NHL2" shit.

Fuck You, Mitch
>tl;dr doesn't go hard enough

>>150875559
You'd give the satellite city of Anchorage a team, but not Honolulu?

>>150875571
Raped retard

>he deleted it
lmao what a raped retard

Christ how badly did Mitch rape trb? He's making AI slop about him kwarb

>>150875591
we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue

the raped faggot should get banned btw

bud + 1 = trb

just me and my imaginary friends

>>150875557
Gary is truly invested in that market

>pretending that Anchorage or Honolulu stands a snowball's chance in hell in a pro or semi-pro league

They should both join the Asia League

>>150875507
Who’s challenging Florida in the finals this season?

>>150875685
we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue

shithawks are back
expectations are very low

>>150875685
you should stop being a raped retard

Time for Ice Bear

>>150875722
i love the opening for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bWXfduDonY

>>150875746
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9cYcRotufU

>flags
>chants and singing
The NHL will never have ultras cause it's just not a part of the culture here, and that is very sad

>>150875685
R-A-P-E-D

F-U-C-K-I-N-G

F-A-G-G-O-T

>>150875779
Trvke.

>>150875746
don't reply to him unless you're calling him retarded or raped or both

>He's still spamming the same 20 logos again with zero text
>He's still just opening up google and "watching" games
please fuck off

>>150875689
our habsies of course

The queers are still queering off.

>>150875869
shit gimmick

>>150875869
raped bitch

>>150875866
Habs have a lot of developing team but they’re a long way from being contenders

>>150875903
Islanders?

jesus fuck we need a wha so badly

>>150875924
We already have a women's hockey association

>>150875903
true but anything can happen, we just have to beliebe.

>>150875962
I know. But I still think Florida are the clear eastern favorites. I’m not sure who can challenge them

>>150875981
the Randys and Little Brother stand the best chance

The queers are queering off AND seething.

>He just suggested to bring back the WHA. Are the jeets at his house yet?
>Sir, they've just texted me back and said they're in his garden and about to start the operation.

>>150876007
raped bitch

>>150876007
nah it's just a shit gimmick the punctuation makes it worse

Elite Ice Hockey is on, lads
>Debbies and Flames

>>150876037
we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue

>>150876059
raped bitch

>>150875997
Tampa’s door has shut hard. They’re half the team they were in 2022

>>150876092
Just Like My Islanders
>>

>>150876092
I know
So consider how light the load is going to be for Sunrise, cause their first two Eastern competitors are rebuilds

>>150876101
the just like my islanders poster is the kid that raped you and you're too retarded to figure it out

>>150876037
>>150876059
>>150876101
real fucking question

why do you STILL fucking post here

>>150876108
Fuck You

>>150876110
we all wish you got killed by the burrito because we fucking hate you

>>150876111
>>150876111
>>150876111
New

>>150875771
based