Thread 150871680

Prelim final:
GEE v HAW

nick daicos

I really enjoyed Australia and I wish I was still there ;_;

Talk about the football or fuck off.

Punch right wingers in the fucking head and spit on them.

ginnivan is fucking shit

>>150871688
>2km inland from your pic

Uh oh hawsissies

stinkygle

If I were a footy player I would celebrate a goal by pumping my chest like a gorilla until play resumes

Be quite embarrassing if hawks lose this really

>>150871701
Bloody good detecting site

The first half has just been training for Geelong.

>>150871688
i'm developing skin cancer just looking at this image

>albo the roach
finna spew

Looks like Stengle woke up after a big night.

umpires will believe anything kek

UMP BALL

>>150871713
i'm too scared of wolf creek blokes to go out bush anymore

I just put $10,000 on Geelong to win.

cats were asleep first quarter but seem to have woken up now

Danger will retire next week, mark my words.

>>150871728
As is tradition

Fuck Albo

>>150871727
Cats do this so often.
>Come out slow
>Make a great 1QT adjustment
>Oppenent makes HT adjustment
>Cats have no answer
>mfw

this is a anti-modernist architecture general

MONFRIES BOUNCE
MONFRIES BOUNCE

Script is back on track thanks to some corrections from the umps

>>150871688
Whitehaven is amazing but nowadays it's full of tourist cruises and chinks renting million dollar boats :(

>>150871744
you lost tranny.
>>150871739
you lost tranny.

>>150871744
based

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150871752
Shalom goy

fuck Albosleazy

Hawthorn more like Poorform aha

chol?
more like chode
more like choke
more like fold
more like bowel

Probs real windy at the G, can hear the wind outside

this is now a sweet chili philly thread

Kennett curse will strike again

Hawthorn have been so much better, absolutely insane that Geelong shat their way back kek
Mitchell on the ropes

Anus is ripped and torn.

>>150868383
Prediction looking on target.

Crisp me

>>150871752
seem a bit mindbroken ngl

Neither of these teams will feature in finals

>>150871764
That ad's a blast from the past.

tasmanians dont want that new stadium for the new afl team

>>150871763
It's windy inside my house iykwim haha

An ancient evil (Dangerfield) awakens.

>>150871756
>>150871772
>>>/bathroom/
>>>/meds/
>>>/pol/

>>150871763
Wind sounds so heavy. My windows are closed but I can still see the blind's gently moving.

BOOM CLAP
THE SOUND OF MY HEART
THE BEAT GOES ON

dubs confirms loom

>>150871773
kek

shut the fuck up you spastic

>>150871774
hey again

>>150871784
AND ON GET OUT ME CAR, AW

>>150871802
Why's he wearing a geelong scarf? i thought he was a roach

>>150871796
I'd lick her bumhole if you catch my drift.

nice jumper :)
and i love your braids :)

For me it's watching Christian beat up the bussy

>>150871764
don't remember this at all

Yeah, loving the game so far, Anthony Albanese's a great player and go Sydney Swans!

Change coming through with torrential rain incoming.

>>150871802
fat lisping nonce

>>150871833
>33
checked

>>150871764
Never thought I'd see this again, crisp

>>150871782
Good goyim.

The Chol tackle looks fine to me. What more could he do in that situation?

I do not care about horse racing.

>wayne crawford
Huh?

>>150871853
Oh no

>>150871845
Doesn't matter, it led directly to a concussion and the AFL need to cover their butts with the looming lawsuit.

>>150871845
I rekon he's fine they are just trying to gin up drama whoever wins Cats win no Stewart, Hawks win, the possibility of no Chol. Journalists are scum

>>150871854
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
>hits a line and fucks his teammates missus

>charcoal to miss the grand final
Yep, Hawks win the final.

>>150871842
seem a bit mindbroken ngl

lmao what the fuck. I hate darkies as much as the next guy but there is no way Chol should miss a game. This game has become soft as fuck to the point it's unwatchable

How long should a snag be?

>>150871866
Shalom

>>150871870
slightly shorter than the bun

What should I get from uber eats?

>>150871870
the tips sticking just over the edges of a regular size bun is perfect. Great meat to bread ratio for the last bite

>>150871870
As long as my penis.
So about 13cm

>>150871878
A job

>>150871874
>>>/pol/

>>150871878
A cock up the arse

>>150871884
nice humble brag

>>150871878
some dignity so you aren't shipping your money to Mumbai via Remitly

>>150871878
Dominos

>>150871870
mine's 7 inches

>WAFL ad
>shows YouTube video
>government banning YouTube for under 16's
Awkward ad

>>150871890
Applied for tafe yet mate

I want to kill some one

>>150871902
Start with yourself

>>150871897
do we know how this shit will work yet? do i have to give them my drivers licence or something insane?

Does 7plus count as social media?

>>150871902
seem a bit mindbroken ngl

I am not a fan of Fathead Eddie's nepobaby. He also walks like a queer.

oh that horrendous kikey google ad is on fta broadcast as well

tonights dessert: maltesers

>>150871906
No idea desu.
They have backtracked a lot this week so it might not be as bad as we expected.
Won't know until the day.

What's everyone drinking?

Two cunts just got added to my hit list

>Flags blowing off the flagpoles
Get ready for WIND KINO.

Rain looms

so are really gonna be required to show id to use youtube in a few months? people are really ok with this shit?

>>150871919
Water
I'm /straightedge/

Such an ugly stadium.

Spent the half time break in tears due to thinking about my childhood

>Melbournites throwing their wrappers on the ground
PUT THEM IN THE BIN YOU FERALS.

Kek it's so windy there's a bunch of litter around the goal square

dangerfield literally just dropped it cold

>>150871914
What's not to like?

yep cats win lol

COME ON YOU FUCKING CATTERS

>>150871833
ai slop?

>>150871878
Yes sir great choice lots of meals available for you

barrass is cooked
>>150871918
yeah they vagueness of all of it is concerning but hopefully its because they've realised how hard it would be to implement

cant stop thinking about cocks

>>150871919
Lemon and ginger tea.
Can't afford grog

>trash on the field
fucking 80's kino

the geelong protectorate have turned on the HAARP machine

>>150871926
No-one's happy about it but we don't have guns so

>>150871950
based chicken farmer

>>150871941
Phwoar, wouldn't mind patting her pussy

>>150871941
look at that hideous fucking stadium lmao

>>150871947
Lefties are getting pissed with Labor. They claimed to be the party of transparency, yet have been more secrative than even Morrison.

>>150871941
shame about the face

CATS CATS CATS CATS

battle was CLEARLY held
holmes also very lucky not htb

>>150871941
Crisp.

So another shit grand final

>>150871958
He's probably cooked tbf

Hawks are absolutely cooked, can’t win the ball and can’t move it out of their backline

>>150871941
she literally does farts from there btw

>>150871968
Hi Charcoal

>>150871941
Two of my biggest fetishes in one

>>150871967
you lost tranny

tbf this is what most people expected, just took until late in the 2nd

then they show kennet lel

>Kwab Kennett
Kek

BWAHAHAHAHA HAWTHORN

Another crap grand final.

>>150871992
Lost what?
I'm not a tranny faggot

Chris "big dick" Scott has fucked every milf in Geelong

not a geelong man but GO YOU CATTERS

This is so fucking gay to watch lmao

>>150871941
she should show me her pussy (cat [vagina])

Sam "THE RAPED" Mitchell

>>150872011
Kind of like 2015 iykwim haha

holy shit lyon cant even speak wtf was he trying to say there

kek i think this is actually a troon in here having a melty

>>150871955
whata guns got to do with this

Shows how shit the comp is currently, hawks are no where near top 4 quality

Who are the hawks getting in the off season?

Feels over already. Hawks shellshocked.

>>150872025
Have you been raped? You look like you have.

regardless of geelong's domination, this umpiring is a disgrace
mannagh literally put the ball on the ground

FUCKING BOOM

>>150872036
zerrett will sure them up

>>150872044
I don't want to talk about it

yeah post that smug Ginnivan cunt now you rat fuck

>>150871926
People went along with being locked up in their homes for a year and taking experimental medication or losing their job over a flu.
You think anyone is going to resist this shit? We are a nation of cowards.

HEY GEELONG HATER, WHERE ARE YOU?

My pies will fucking slaughter Geelong next week kek, think bruzzy Maynard will let that faggot gryan miers kick the footy that easily?

rain here
might DAMPEN some hawk spirits lads

will mitchell cry during the presser?

Hawthorn are getting Charlie Curnow, Zach Merrett, Oscar Allen and Jy Simpkin, should be right after that little top up.

le dreadlocks man

Catman troy getting his arse ripped apart tonight.

>>150872060
fuck up glowie

>>150872056
You talking to me mate?

impey has a very homo aura

>>150872068
only like 1 of those players is good (merrett)

>>150872086
if he sucked dick would he give friction burns

>>150872093
not with that pathetic excuse for facial hair

>>150872073
dunno how people can stand to have them

yeah sub in jiath your worst player that'll help kek

>>150872078
I'm the opposite. But it's true. All it takes is people saying "no" en masse but they will refuse and just go along with it because they're cowards.

>>150872098
that is disgusting

how far off is jezza for 100?

when i was like 6 i thought it would be cool to have dreadlocks
glad i never followed through

>ate my salt and vins with both hands
it's over

>>150872093
Bitch pussy

Is it over?

>>150872105
Something like a dozen or so

geelong are fucking protected, never get htb paid against them

>>150872105
just 13 more

>>150871926
Quite honestly couldn't give a poofter's arse

COMEBACK

>>150872116
funny that

>>150872101
the coof made the cattle take notice, they won't go back to sleep. I see ancient boomers driving around with NO DIGITAL ID bumper stickers. demoralization tactics don't work any more. The snowball is rolling.

for some reason i like that macdonald guy

>>150872123
Ah yes, famed field umpire Rebecca Madden.

>>150872123
>>150872123
Dwayno supports port

>>150872126
ronald?

>>150871926
>VPN + freetube
I'll be fine

>>150872135
old

I wonder which diamond in the rough geelong will uncover in the amateur league?

>>150871941
sauce?

>dangerpiss playing his grand final a week early
Perfect

>>150872140
ee i ee i o

>>150872126
yeah he's pretty good

>>150872125
I genuinely hope you're right but I fear you are not.

>>150871926
Most people I know don't know what an adblock is

>>150872144
no idea I saved it ages ago during the Cat 3-peat streak. I think she's a 90's girl

>>150872150
yeah i know him, he used to play for brisbane

>>150872147
crisp person who; doesnt know how semicolons work

>>150872144
>>150872151
Stefania Ferrario

>>150871926
Just stop using youtube.

>>150872150
>setup brave for my dad on his iPad to block ads on YouTube
>he uses Chrome and watches ads

loom looms

>>150872164
Hail, Satan!

>>150872140
Angela-o

fuck off this umpiring is so one sided

>>150872162
Not with that forehead mate

>>150871941
i hate women (and everyone for that matter) so fucking much

>sniff clearly DISSENTing against the ump
>let off (again)
protected species

lol martin such a spas

Cj is playing like shit already

>go away, go away
kek

>>150872173
>13-7
Expect the hawks to be given a bunch of inconsequential frees to "balance things out"

>>150872173
Absolutely ridiculous. Maggots just can't help themselves.

>>150872157
damn she went down the body activist route
prob doesnt shave her minge

>>150872193
it's more non-calls as well
geelong have gotten away with about 5-6 holding the balls

>Martin goals
>Nothing but Danger cocksucking
Can't wait for MY Maggies to belt this old man

fuck dangerfield is unstoppable when he gets going

can only do it for 1 quarter every game however

>>150872183
he fucking sucks surely hawthorn have a better person on the list than him, not a hawkman but whenever i see him he looks awful

patrick dangerfield has his fingers all over this final

\o/ for hawthorn

>>150872197
Can confirm. I could shove my face in that smelly thatch and never leave.

Why is every black AFL player seemingly South Sudanese?

>>150872211
Witchcraft

>>150872207
\o/

>>150872207
hmm nyo

>>150872211
one is ghanese (quaynor)
amartey i think is american

rigged lmao

>>150872163
They're just so used to it

>Right about to go to sleep
>Suddenly have to take the biggest poo ever

>>150872220
?

this is so rigged lmao

>worpel drops it
>commentators shit themselves
>geelong drop it
>all good

turn off the wind
turn on the rain

What happened to Danger Danger Danger Butler Butler Butler?

>mannagh whispering to jiath after that tackle
what did he say?

Would love to HEEM Dangerfield's stupid Irish looking face.

Watson isn’t a big game player

biggest free kick for vs free kick against percentage in a season:

western bulldogs 2002: 133.73%
north melbourne 2006: 132.76%
collingwood 1996: 130.68%
west coast 2008: 130.19%
collingwood 1995: 128.98%
collingwood 2020: 128.13%
western bulldogs 2003: 127.70%
richmond 2005: 127.50%
western bulldogs 2016: 126.79%
geelong 1975: 126.21%

>>150872237
CJ's head hit the turf in the tackle so Mannagh asked if he was alright.

THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

>roaches complaining about favouritism
The rest of the country still remembers the 2010s

fuck off, rigged

Nice umpires so far, been real good

>>150872248
BOY OH BOY

rigged as fuck

Like a funeral in the box when Geelong score.

BAT WAS OUT OF THOUNDS

Africans genuinely are just a different species

this is an absolute travesty lmao
never thought I'd be sympathetic for hawthorn getting reamed by the umps given how much they duck but this is farcical

you just love to see it :')

P O O S
E
E
S

>>150872264
Gout gout is literally the most Australian name and person you fuckhead

Can’t stand Dangerfield, but have to admit this has been an utterly elite game by him.

why don't hawthorn just kick more goals than geelong
are they stupid?

>BWAAAA UMPS FAULT WE'RE DOWN 5 GOALS AT 3QT BWAAAAAAAAA
see you next year

>>150872276
Yeah it has been good from him and the umpires, glad the cunt will be nothing next week

>>150872276
>Can’t stand Dangerfield
why
never got the hate for him except from adelaide customers

>>150872239
can't stand that beady eyed potato fucking irish fucking mug

feel so helpless

>>150872264
There is more genetic distance between Africans and non-African races than there is between wolves and coyotes or polar bears and grizzly bears.

*drops ball*
"play on"

Don't mind Sudos as long as they're not committing crimes.

>worpel suddenly having a nightmare of a game against the team he is going to next year
Hmmmmmmm

>>150872289
gyms are for retards and faggots

>>150872276
Yeah, he's been BOG by a country mile.

>>150872295
he's always been mid imo
gets caught htb constantly

>>150872289
Paralysis analysis?

leaking precum all over the place

Why is there so many trash on the field?

that wasn't even Close

>>150872289
Never walking again.

>>150872289
Shit form innit?

>>150872306
Those are Geelong players.

>song from 2007
>checks who won the gf in 2007
lmao, hiding the rigging in plain sight

>>150872306
they prefer to be called hawthorn players, mate

RAIN IN 15.
PURPLE ON THE RADAR.

>>150872306
It's not easy under albanese.

>>150872304
Based female track & field watcher

>bailey smith's first prelim final
stfu lyon you dumb fuck

>>150872303
>>150872311

>>150872319
It's fucking over. 5 unanswered would be hard if conditions stayed perfect.

>>150872289
never do crossfit lads

>Collingwood beat first place in first week of finals
>end up with shorter break compared with tonight’s winner
I see

MY Catters
MY Grace on the red carpet

>>150872306
Helping the ethnic players feel at home

>>150872306
wypipo season dey grass

>>150872323
Don't get that in Ballarat.

HAHAHAHAHA SHE ASKED TO GO TO THE 80s BUT SHE DIDN'T MEAN THE 1680s AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150872323
covid years don't count

>>150872289
he good?

>>150872334
shut the fuck up crying faggot

>>150872341
Uberjeets ads are pretty gay. The Costanza one was mildly tolerable.

>>150871941
imagine the warm logs that bum pushes out routinely

You know it's just the one roach in here shitting his pants in complete darkness

>>150872341
I miss the 1680s

>>150872321
you lost tranny

>tradiehater has added gym goers to his list
imagine if you channelled this energy into something constructive

>>150872334
collingwood also placed 4th and geelong placed 2nd
should've won more games in the h&a

Just finished my book and looked at the scores, wtf happened to hawshit

>>150872341
HAHAHAHHAA

>>150872341
>>150872355
i miss the 1480s iykwim haha

Business idea: we give Geelong the flag if they agree to fuck off for a few years

>>150872362
>implying it's the same person
>implying he hasn't been going about this for weeks
>implying you're a cazzie and/or newfaggot

Final quarter at the MCG means one thing

Not so much diarrhoea today, more of a slop.

*doesn't dispose of trash properly*

>>150872284
His smugness. Also the changes he championed while he was the president of the AFLPA have empowered the players way too much, causing them to break contract all the time like the Merrett situation. It's created a two-tier competition and he's partly to blame.

malthouse fucking sucks as a commentator

>>150872377
Daicos is playing tomorrow m8

>>150872377
just realised they're called gulls and not seagulls

>>150872381
>Also the changes he championed while he was the president of the AFLPA have empowered the players way too much, causing them to break contract all the time like the Merrett situation.
yeah fair desu i do think players have too much power these days

>>150872388
'ulls on the 'G

Geelong have not beaten Hawthorn in a knockout final since 1963

Crazy how the AFL quietly cut the player insurance that holds the league accountable or compensatory to any diagnoses of CTE or related head traumas post-career.

>dangerfield drops it AGAIN
>holding the man
lol

>making watson a hb
lmao

>>150872396
Surely this cannot be true

>nick Watson in the backline
It’s really over isn’t it

>>150872356
Tyranny

>>150872400
What do you expect when there's a bigger penalty here for saying a hecking RACISM than smashing someone in the head?

>the wizard into the backline
Is this the “genius” at work?

For the Wizard's next trick: the disappearing act

whats the score lads

>>150872405
>>150872407
>>150872416
seriously wtf is he doing
i don't even blame watson there for fucking up he shouldn't be there

>>150872417
kek

REPORT ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOUR

>to the invisible man
>the wizard
kek

But I thought Hawks fans told me that Weddle was one of the best players in the comp?

Hull broke an Oceanean record in the women's 800m lads
1:57.15

DANGER
DANGER
DANGER

This hawkthorn nigger is hopless

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN.

>Dangerfield vs Sicily
Kek.

he's had a night

fuark dangerfield deserves 20 coaches votes for this game
>>150872429
based huddo kek

>sudo falcon to goal.
kino

FUCK YOU CHANGKUOTH

FUCKING NIG FUCKING SPASTIC

>>150872433
the only thing oceanean is her knickers as she shamelessly pisses herself every run

Patrick Dangerfield is 35
Next week will be his last game

Danger is a freak

>>150872406
Hawthorn has not lost a knockout Final against Geelong since 1963. Since the defeat in the 1963 Grand Final, Hawthorn has defeated Geelong in two Grand Finals (1989 and 2008), one Preliminary Final (2013) and an Elimination Final (2000).

hawks gotta get rid of these africans

>>150872452
Nonce alert

It's well and truly over.

The first to 100 usually wins

well thats a hundred

WERE A CRAPPY TEAM AT HAWTHORN
WERE NOT RESPECTED BY OUR FOES

gryan

YES YES YES

>>150872406
Doing a quick look through and it seems to be true
1989
2008
yeah this anon got it >>150872455

OH NO NO NO
SUDOBROS

Messi >>150872466

Maybe Gerald Whatley was right about Myers. He really is playing like Messi this game.

Another missed high contact against Geelong btw

P O O S
E
E
S

LOOOOOL

there is an actual troon in here having a mental breakdown lmao

THREE

WORD

ANALYSIS

>>150872480
SEETHING

>>150872488
?

>mr september
>jye poocomb
FUCKING HOWLING

>>150872489
they sucked

>>150872489
can't handle heat

>>150872489
Hawthorn: Poo pee bum

>Announce the crowd (99,957)
>In the foreground of the camera shot hawk roaches are leaving
kekekekek

I think this bloke at work wants me to fuck his ass

>>150872475
peru?
>>150872477
kek
don't tweet it to him

It won't be easy under Albonese

man remember that first quarter how good Hawthorn were looking

>>150872489
They look raped

>>150872475
>$3000 Gaming PC in dirt-floor, mountaintop hovel in India, Brazil, Africa or some other third world shithole
Inexplicable.

>>150872489
Too many blacks

>>150872488
turn on your monitor

>>150872475
every room is brightened with a fumo

>>150872475
unironically looks comfy as
is that one of them meme high elevation towns in Peru or wherever the fuck?

>hawkroaches scuttling out already

lmao

I don’t fear these motherfuckers next week

>>150872489
Nepo babies BTFO

>>150872489
poo pee poo
or
poo pee lol

Josh continues to battle

fuck jiath is a useless retard

>>150872502
>>150872506
Crisp young Labor staffer

the white man marches on

>>150872475
Is that rata

>>150872475
+high speed internet and that's my dream

>>150872514
>unironically looks comfy as
You're not thinking about the plumbing.

We win tomorrow and next week

>still 12min left
wtf

weird how umpires get sucked in half of moores ducks and ignore the other half

Bailey "Norm" Smith

>>150872512
PRETTY!!

>>150872524
worst player in the comp

>>150872489
DANGER DANGER DANGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Josh continues to weddle

QUICK WHAT'S THE REV

>>150872475
uhh wheres the coles/woolies/bunnings?

>>150872531
kek, zero fucks

>>150872531
What a fucking dickhead.

>>150872538
I've seen enough, I'm calling it.

So how is the kennet curse a thing if they always beat them since 1963

>>150872531
based dogsperg

>lewis disappears after good start
>gunston non factor
>chol diabolical
Let’s trade for Zac merrett

Would be hilarious if Hawks kick 4 unasweed in quick succession, they bring Danger back on after he's cooled down to try and win it and he does a hammy

>>150872531
>>150872554
Fukken dickheads, utter fuckwits

*scuttles under the fridge*

evening it up kek
so fucking predictable

>evening up the freekicks
Kek fucking useless.

>>150872554
Crisp /an/ blowie

Here comes the #FreekickHawthorn.

>>150872560
victorians like to turn everything into a narcissist consumable narrative of the self. much like americans in that regard actually

HOWEVER

hey hawks xavier private school boy faggot customers itt

suck my dick you faggot private school boys

>>150872531
>rhylee west

Hawks comeback

>>150872578
>>150872580
>>150872586
First to 100 wins, sorry boys

i am so confident that the hawks won't come back and win that i'll post my dick and balls if they actually do win

umpires have far too much impact on this sport
far, far too much

>>150872593
yep

>>150872592
I’ll post this VB bottle I’m drinking from halfway up my arse if they do.

>>150872592
pls be black

>>150872592
*places call to umpires demanding they get hawks the win*
Haha ;)

>>150872475
>these are the "people" you are arguing with online

HANDY

Sick of making a damn fool of myself all the time

holy fuck they need to remove high tackles from the game
let people get their heads ripped off
moore has been disgraceful tonight

mabior getting greedy

>Chol has D'Ambrosio on his own
>Tries to go for glory
Hollywood Hawks are full of selfish players.
He'd want to make up for it with this kick now.

girlfriend just said she loves white guys lads

Selfish nepo representative

>charcoal
You're not that guy bro. You're not that guy.

go back to /chol/

>>150872311
HE'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

>>150872617
Based Majak

Loom

>>150872617
Based normal woman girlfriend

>rain
it's not happening

STOP THE COUNT

>geelong get umpiring rub of the green
>dominate
>hawthorn get umpiring rub of the green
>dominate

rc was completely right about absolutely everything

Uhhhhh cats bros??

fuck, this wog milf in the harvey norman ai laptop ad is gorgeous

girlfriend just crossed her legs and squealed "i recant my statement" lads

Fucking meme league
Not every game needs to be le heckin staged close finish ffs

>>150872612
based
ducking doesn't get punished enough, worst case nothing happens or MAYBE you get HTB'd
they wouldn't be ducking if they were getting properly hit/injured
>>150872615
hmm

>>150872639
Don't just talk about it, post her!

STENGOOOOAAAALLLLL

THAT WAS A THROW

>>150872645
you were saying, hmmm?

>>150872645
trvke

My bumhole hurts

hmm 3 goals isn't nothing-
nvm just changed to 4 on my post cooldown timer

7 minutes
4 goals
That's the equation innit

>>150872489
still in it

Worst season of afl ever. Every thing sucks now.

>two hawk holding the balls
>one blatant Geelong throw
Call it even poos

just hoping for a high scoring grand final

Barrass might legitimately be retarded

>>150872669
geelong have been better and thoroughly deserve to win
umpiring for both teams have been fucking dogshit

>>150872670
same

>>150872670
For both teams?

>>150872670
>time starts at a stoppage once the ball is touched
>reduce clock to 25 seconds
just added a couple goals

>>150872657
Crisp Skeksi

thank you based cats

Danger being the best player in a prelim being so far out of his prime shows how far the game has fallen off the past few years

>>150872667
This was last week.

De Goey might actually end dangerfields career next week

Dangerfield > Judd, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation

Wtf why was gils face literally red??

>>150872695
More shows what private school nepo babies poothorn are

>poocombe borderline dangerous tackling someone in the last 5min of a final
lmao

>>150872704
Yes but mainly because Patrick doesn't have a cunt wife

>>150872706
That was weird.

nrl fucking mogs this
dunno why I watched tbqhwy

howling at all the roaches leaving kek

>>150872706
alcoholism and high blood pressure handing all that dirty Chinese money though TABCorp

We're about to see something spectacular

Lions gunna turn these cats into pussies.

>>150872701
Maynard will do that

FUCK HAWKS HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PRIVATE SCHOOL BOY FAGGOTS

oh well see you in /cric/ for the ashes lads, could not give a fuck about dzhilong v pies/bane granny

>>150872706
He's a demon sent to Earth to get children to gamble so they'll go to hell.

>he's been running all year
huddo recycling lines from 20 years ago

Wizard bros…

where's your fucking faggot goal celebrations now Ginni?
where's your fucking faggot "wizard" now?
fucking losers

>>150872744
he's literally me

>>150872753
and his one goal was a complete miracle that probably should've missed kek

Sniff with the sealer. Noice.

>>150872744
Literally me.

what does nick "the wizard" watson actually do?

>>150872747
please respect /cric/ culture when you blow in

>>150872731
Okay Chompers

>>150872753
ni hao

>>150872765
Meth mostly

>Give opponents 22 point headstart
>Win by 30
Ultimate showmans.

OFFICIAL SCOOPS ODDS
>blames umpires - $1.50
>posts picture of hawks players in his post - $2.00
>uses any of the following words: rigged, rigging, cheat(s), cheater(s) - $3.25

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>150872765
Kicked one very good goal then put the cue in the rack.

>SHUT THE FUCK UP
based, I though he hit the Craig Jones nosebeers celebrations for a second there

>>150866335
I wasn't too far off. Cats scored better than I expected

hawthorn fucking suck

>>150872777
checked and based Hawks playing the Cats into form to thrash the other blokes (Pies)

>>150872779
based me all night

HELLO? INSUFFICIENT INTENT?

UMPS RIGGING FOR GEELONG. AGAIN.

I shouldn't have eaten those biscuits. I was already full if I'm being honest with myself. Now I uncomfortably full.

>>150872766
depends is that still blog brothers, bumdering and housesits?

>>150871727
I just won $6,000 from Geelong winning

Imagine how good it feels to get in a granny

>>150872802
It's not insufficient intent because he clearly didn't mean to kick it like that :)

>>150872816
don't ask Tom Stewart

Bane can stop Geelong but Collingwood can't

I refuse to elaborate

>>150872799
My gf on my face

>>150872816
Bit dry.

>>150872803
I can relate, I simply ate too many maletesers

need to vent out
How is this fair to be able to play video games all day and me feeling like a 24 7 single mom he doesn't help with the kids at all he doesn't change any diapers or bath the kids or put them to bed he doesn't help clean the place up he leaves his dishes for me it's seems like I'm always cleaning then gets trashed again in an hour l'm always crying for some reason I feel burnt out he leaves for boot camp next month and I'll be alone for 7 months I'm freaking out but for the time being I wish I had more hands

>>150872825
Based

>>150872811
lgm

Kek that security guard is chillin

>>150872835
Leave him retard
Best case you get child support

>>150872822
rip
at least he won one already

>>150872816
Like chewing 5 Gum.

>>150872835
He looks like a catch

There's Irish players playing in this game? Are they any good?

Curnow would fuck this team up so bad lol

>new cum gets 2 touches in the last minute to get my multi up
Finna crisp

>>150872860
havent you got a free palestine march to attend you cuck

>>150872860
yeah

kek ginni just giving up at that last chase

>>150872832
Man, I haven't Maltesers in like five years. I used to eat them all the time. Might have to grab a bag next time I go shopping. Have they shrunk too?

WE ARE BIGLONG, THE BIGGEST TEAM OF ALL!

And respected by our foes

Malteasers are just cat food wrapped in chocolate

>>150872860
Are you the Irish from /nrl/?

inb4 5 hours scoops geelong rant

WE'RE A HAPPY TEAM AT GEELONG
WE KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME

>>150872860
I no longer hate you, but consider yourself the enemy of my enemy, not my friend.

BYE HAWKROACHES, BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR

I'm a Fred man but this shit is legit rigged for some Danger fairytale into media job isn't it? crazy

>second Geelong song stanza wtf

HAWKROACHES SCUTTLING

>>150872835
what boot camp is this specimen going to lol

See you tomorrow, /alf/

I don't like the new era of afl. Think I might quit watching after this season. Don't worry though I'll still post in /afl/ though.

>>150872835
This is an American image, larper.

>>150872810
currently no because the aussies deported the poms back to britpol
theyll be back

Never in doubt catGODS

bailey sniff the egotist cunt insists putting himself in front of the camera whenever he can

>>150872835
i despise both these people

never in doubt

>>150872670
Went shopping last night and saw a fucking fantastic gorgeous big titties high scoring grand final
Funny thing is ran into her like 3 times in different shops

>>150872875
Oh I didn't buy them, there was just a big box of them there. Unless you mean the actual size, they seemed the same to me.

all the hawk fans are scattering like roaches

ppppppfffffffffff brAP

>>150872888
Is there anything you don't hate?

Why wasn’t nick daicos playing?

hawthorn are fucking pathetic
what a gifted finals run

>>150872860
Irish players have generally adapted well to our game, Finnigan. Yeah they aren't bad.

>>150872902
See you then mate, thanks for joining us tonight (this morning?)

>>150872897
obviously

the brisbane free goals 2 weeks ago were to excuse the blatant rigging for geelong

Another grand final. Lovely.

>>150872904
same
absolute disgrace

welfare check on sam "the cuck" mitchell

>>150872867
as if your country is any better with that shite m8, shouldn't you have stated what abo lands you're on?

>>150872890
nah, just saw this seemed like a big game checking /spuh/ and nothing going on so thought I'd watch

We're courageous, stronger, faster

SCUTTLE BACK UNDER THE FRIDGE YOU FUCKING ROACHES
POST THAT SMUG GINNIVAN AGAIN YOU RAT CUNT

>>150872926
>there was just a big box of them there.
Where was "there"? Where did you take those Maltesers from, Anon?

>>150872896
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>150872860
Geelong's Irish guy was playing on Hawthorn's best player, nicknamed "The Wizard". Towelled him up so hard all the jokes were about "The Wizard's" disappearing act.

business idea:
plane ginnivan celebration photoshopped into a pic of the twin towers

Execute all hawkroaches

>>150872978
The cupboard, mum said I could take em, honest.

i don't like malt

fuck this.
gonna watch Frieren to wash my mind of that awful game

>>150872988
Actually only I made that joke and I only got one (You) which I thought deserved more tbqhfam

>>150872904
the new era is just the same teams winning but afl house is way more incompetent and keeps coming up with retarded ideas

The suburb of Prahran in fucking TATTERS

>>150873020
The execution could have been better

business idea: worship israel, let in a billion international students and give them pr

Imagine being Tex Walker watching Dangerfield that game.

Tonight’s kino

>Forecast
>Torrential rain, damaging winds
>Bogged, muddy ground
Have fun, Pies v Banes.

how's that hawks qt with the matthew 5:5 sign holding up? i volunteer to check how she's doing, and by that i mean marry her

Down at ghmba stadium

>>150873014
>#1 in mal
anime as a medium has a long way to go

2000s: Geelong and Brisbane winning
2020s: Geelong and Brisbane winning but now there's 4 game suspensions for saying faggot

let that be a lesson to all you cunts that's there's only one fucking Wizard

>>150873079
many acls loom

>>150873088
you mean to say it peaked here surely

>>150873096
absolutely crisp post

>>150873076
Fuck me, remember when Collingwood were bookie underdogs every week and yet kept fucking winning?
One of my mates made a killing

>>150873096
He beat his wife

>>150873095
We've come so far

>>150873117
and the Cats beat Hawthorn

>>150873095
also the rules are fucked to all comprehension
tackled (no prior), chicken winged with one arm pinned: holding the ball
tackled (no prior), literally just drop the ball, "made an attempt to kick, play on"
deliberate out of bounds, umpire dissent, the killing of the bump, awful congestion, push in the back is now legal, ducks are consistently paid, defenders literally just hold forwards and get away with it, etc. etc.

finna eat some snaggers, bye alf

>>150873107
I expect a rerun of that tomorrow

>>150873119
>trannies exist
Not for long. 50%+ self delete

>>150873117
she's fucking hot for a gin no cap

Collingwood would've beaten Peelong tonight

Lance Stroll will win this weekend

>>150873151
They won't even beat Brisbane
They're the worst form team in the 8 and only beat Badelaide cause of the Rankine shit

On a personal level, really happy for Jack Bowes.
>Kicked out of Gold Coast because of wages, came with #7 pick attached
>Lots of teams interested purely because of the draft pick, he was just the attached meat
>Chose Geelong because Ablett/Dangerfield had been interested in him for a few years
>Made it into the side, held his position
>Going to play in a Grand Final
Real feel good story.

>>150873146
ratio'd

>>150873119
>trans terror cells exist

>>150873169
>Chose Geelong because Ablett/Dangerfield had been interested in him for a few years
You mean like, sexually?

>>150873165
1800-come-on-now

>>150873177
actually the most plausible and devious theory I've heard

>>150873179
Ablett would smite you for that comment.

>>150873168
no they beat adelaide because they dropped mcspray and scored from clearances
adelaide were missing rankine, collingwood were missing howe and hill so that's a wash
they lost because they had 70 inside 50s and didn't execute

that was hawthorns apex btw

isnt dangerfield that leftie influencer chick that australia loves?

>>150873211
>apex
but enough about jiath and chol

>>150873169
>came with #7 pick attached
that trade was the biggest bunch of fucking bullshit