Thread 150876111

Ducks Edition
/hoc/vious: >>150863552

>>150876111 (OP)
>>150876111 (OP)
>>150876111 (OP)

How about them Vancouver Canucks?

>First post already a raped faggot gif he's used 1000 times before
nuke the thread and start over

Carlsson > Bedard

bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022

>>150876128
Why do they love Swedes so much?

>>150876131
Bedard's lack of a 200ft game is going to end up ruining him. Doesn't help that Chiraq is ass and literally was the worst destination for him to play for. We got robbed of him being on the Ducks. Bettman can't let go of that blackhawks dynasty where every faggy puckslut chased after Toews and Kane

>>150876126
>>150876143
we aren't your friends and we don't want to post with you and you're too fucking retarded to get a clue

>>150876141
If only Kane had ended up with Taylor swift

The queers are selective about their queering off.

may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gay
never forget

>>150876168
gimmick is still shit

>>150876168
then maybe add to the conversation so the raped faggot fucks off

Detroit should've already offersheeted McTavish at this point

>>150876131
Bedard hasn’t impressed me so far

>>150876176
that is trb bud. you know, the guy you raped on the chilly easter evening of 2022

Normal people don't get involved with queers queering off, though.

>>150876171
I like how you had "plank" and then "board" in this pasta for a while before changing it into "exposed stud" cause you're kwabarded lmfao

How much better will Colorado be this season with landeskog’s return?

>"Here are NHL players poised to break out next season!"
>look inside
>Players who have already broken out and actually are properly rated

>>150876201
shut the fuck up

>>150876140
Swedish manager with extreme bias for Swedish players.
Similar plague to what Columbus had with their Finnish manager.

>>150876217
Columbus sucked because they play in Columbus instead of an actual city like Cleveland or Cinci

>>150876223
>putting your team in a city with zero owls

No seriously, Carlsson > Bedard

>>150876246
Ducks are going to be so exciting in a couple of years

>>150876223
Unfortunately I am not that familiar Ohio culture. Why is Columbus not a respected city?

>>150876257
college town and Cinccy and Cleaveland are more established major population centers

>>150876246
i'd say this is a sign of the NHL's decline in quality but thats impressive.

lol look at me im spamming duck gifs so wacky! oh by the way im not watching games i just leave the google tab of any game on and spam "scoreless draw in [insert town]" ad nauseam because i've done this shit for a decade.

>>150876283
32 teams has resulted in only shit teams. Realistically there’s only enough talent for a 24 team league

scoreless draw in Yuma

My penguins ):

nobody feels bad for pittsburgh

>>150876330
Unlock it bud

>>150876330
no noel shout out?

I miss Yuma anon

>>150876362
never got raped

>>150876330
I feel bad for Crosby since his twilight years will be wasted on a shit team missing playoffs

>>150876391
I dream of him growing tired of PA in his final few years, demanding a trade to Seattle, and retiring under the moniker "Sid the Squid".

>>150876416
objectively one of the worst posts of all time

>>150876416
I dream of him joining a good team instead but you do you

>>150876433
I want to see him play in Colorado or Montreal just to make playoffs

Gave me a chuckle

Our Sennies :)

>>150876612
I'm also a big Claude Giroux fan.

>>150876621
who doesn't love the Claudefather?

>>150876612
FINALLY
a good post

>>150876612
That’s a bad ass shirt

>>150876496
I want to see him play in Montreal because I would jump through my roof with joy

Business idea: players should SHOOT the puck when I yell SHOOT

Business idea: finna not a recognize shooting lanes or defensive strategy and yell SHOOT

>>150876720
what caliber firearm should they carry?

>>150876739
nice try RCMP

business idea: they say you miss 100% of the shots you don't take so we should simply take every shot

>>150876739
thirty odd kwab

>>150876758
_/ _/ _/ _/

*shoots puck*

Reggies hosting the Dubcats in less than 2 bong

>>150876793
*goes over the glass*
TWO MINUTES DELAY OF POSTING

/hoc/, you just SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!!!!!
what song plays

>>150876830
https://youtu.be/aQnW-MxAU6U?list=RDaQnW-MxAU6U

>>150876793
*blocks it easily*

>>150876830
the one
the only
https://youtu.be/WccfbPQNMbg?t=83

>>150876830
Dopesmoker by Sleep

>>150876830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnNvXKHEeIo

>>150876860
The whole thing?

>>150876870
I won't play until its done

>>150876886
I have his jersey I only wear it on Veteran's Day

please tell TRB that nobody outside of comatose faggots listen to steely dan

Wagiebros the finish line is in sight.

i wish bud had finished the job on 04/17/2022

>>150876988
Bet that fossil listens to the moody blues too 8vp2t

>>150876996
:D

Rags v shitmilton tonight

>>150876758
The motto of the Carolina Hurricanes

>2025 Minnesota Duluth vs Mercyhurst - Women's
>1600MDT

>>150876996
not for me

sens fan got arrested for making death threats to morrissey

>>150877091
Hilarious and gravely concerning

>>150876988
I really like steely dan

>>150877091
we all deserve to take some pot shots to Morrissey

>>150877091
Why Morrissey in particular?

>>150876996
>>150877020
We’re so close

>>150877145
Why not?

>>150877145
hes playing a show in Ottawa, and has some "hot takes"

>>150877183
regarding what. immigration?

>>150877286
Worse. He's an outspoken Vegan.

>>150877286
actually yeah kek

Canadian authorities have charged a 26-year-old Ottawa man whom they accuse of posting death threats against Morrissey online, the Ottawa Citizen reports. The man, Noah Castellano, is being charged with uttering threats to cause death or bodily harm, and he was released from custody on $5,000 bail, according to the report.

According to court documents obtained by the Ottawa Citizen, investigators believe that Castellano is behind a Bluesky post from September 4 that reads: “Steven Patrick Morrissey when you perform at TD Place here in Ottawa next week on the evening of September 12th, 2025 at about 9pm, I will be present at the venue in the audience and I will attempt to shoot you many times and kill you with a very large gun that I own illegally.”

>>150877286
>The Smiths are controversial primarily due to their frontman Morrissey's increasingly right-wing, nationalist, and xenophobic political views and statements, which contradict the anti-establishment and anti-establishment themes of the band's earlier work. Additionally, the band faced controversy during their career over accusations of pedophilia in their B-side "Handsome Devil" and Morrissey's accusations of a "black pop conspiracy" against them in the music press.

"the end of the regular season and the start of the playoffs is an arbitrary point" - trb, march 12 2025

>>150876190
trb bubblin' on xim/xer's swedish vpn again

>>150877305
Well, at least he was very, very, unusually specific

>>150877341
much like the specific day of 04/17/22

I'm done waging!

>>150877305
>I will be present at the venue in the audience and I will attempt to shoot you many times and kill you with a very large gun that I own illegally
We have our own shitwood now

>>150877374
>>150877374
>>150877374

5,000 dollars doesn't sound like alot of bail money

why is trb such an angry manchild who doesn't know hockey?

>>150877305
it's always "uttering"

>>150877321
How does being a right-wing nationalist contradict anti-establishment themes?

>>150877393
Its a lot for a tweet

>>150877392
reminds me of bud filling up your anus on the frigid evening of 04/17/2022

England for the English

>>150877393
Canadian money isn't worth very much, either, which is also suspicious
> Are they even a real country?

>xhe rb thought playoff goals counted towards regular season records
kek cmtsu

*cracks bear*

>>150877422
they're a real country that caused you to bubble uncontrollably by winning 4 naysh

>>150877374
Hurray :DDDD

>>150877439
Breaking your own rule

>>150877457
bud1
mitch1
rito1

>>150877438
polar or black

>>150877438
Bear?

much like the time bud cracked trb's skull

>>150877305
hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj

>>150877465
>>150877470
>>150877471
OHNONONONONO WHAT HAVE I DONE

>trb intentionally misspells a word so he can reply to his own post epic reddit style
kek cmtsu

>Bud is still talking about having sex with men in a hockey forum
Inappropriate

>>150877509
>suddenly out of no where mentions sex with men
>attaches pic of man in leather
xhe rb telling on himself again

>trb is still a retarded raped bitch who lost to bud, mitch, and a burrito (aka 'rito)
kwarb

>>150877509
/hoc/ is demonstrably a homosex general with constant references to male on male penetration

>>150877528
now i see why trb still posts here, he thinks its a gay general

morrissey is a true hipster. i respect that

why should we hire you?

>>150877543
Retards think they’re insulting him. meanwhile, he’s gooning to each an every post, reliving the event

it's 5 o'clock somewhere

>>150877554
You shouldn't. I have no idea how I got the interview. What do you do anyhow, since I'm here?

>>150877572
did you ever think a breakfast burrito would have such a massive impact on your life?

imagine being a 48 year old military veteran that's consistently called a raped bitch LMAO kwab go flames

stolen valor!!

trb is a veteran of the taco bell battalion and was awarded the medal of burrito

Man, I wish /hoc/ was more /hoc/ and less /mitch/, ya know??

trb lost friends in the battle of chicken chalupa

>>150877612
is it true you were mercilessly raped in the Gordita Valley

>>150877554
i have an undergrad in math but i only went to school because my parents made me now my job is unrelated to my degree when i was in university i met a girl from ottawa who is now my girlfriend i asked her one time if she was a senators fan and she said yes but then i never discussed hockey with her again. thank you for asking.

use the sauce , Luke

i would be embarrassed that the guy who doxxed himself like a dumbass then spammed oilers shit until they got bootyblasted in the finals turned out more likeable and celebrated despite making an ass out of himself and only showing up for like a month but not without leaving some psychic scars

JLMI

>>150877651
you can literally see the rape victim look in his eyes and the Kamala Harris signs in his lawn

>open /hoc/
>mitch and his bitch brigade are throwing their daily temper tantrum
>close /hoc/

Wish we could filter the vpn schizo self replying

>>150877651
>>150877680

at this point aislop 4chan will be an improvement

according to bud wasn't as popular as two and a half buds

who won the franchise wars though

>>150877706
two guys a girl and a bud won

Thank Gary it’s Friday

Friday:
Bud Matters
Bud by Bud
Bud House
Saturday morning:
Saved by the Bud

Seth Jarvis

My Jackies :)

first game tomorrow
betting could go either way

Calder will go to an islander this year

>>150877752
HEY LOOK!!!
>it's Seth Jarvis

According to the Oilers’ official website, Skinner reported to training camp 25 pounds lighter than last season. The 26-year-old dropped from 240 to 215 pounds over the summer, a change that has fans and analysts buzzing about what it might mean for his game.

>>150877752
yeth yarvith

>>150877777
So true king

>>150877758
Youd have to be some kind of retard to bet on pre season hockey

>>150877773
That is not Just Like My Islanders at all
>>

>>150877758
I'll bring some beer for the /hoc/ watch party

>>150877798
she got a new heart that quick? damn he must have paid through the nose

>>150877758
>commercial gambling
Cringe

The NHL is facing an unusual lawsuit this season, and it has nothing to do with players, contracts, or teams. Instead, the spotlight is on officiating as former AHL referee Chris Rumble, who is 35 years old, has filed a lawsuit against the league, alleging that he was denied an NHL officiating job because of his age.When Rumble questioned the decision, he says league officials downplayed concerns about age discrimination, only for the issue to resurface again. In June 2025, after the NHL hired 30-year-old Ben Betker to fill its lone referee opening, Rumble reached out to NHL officiating manager Stephen Walkom Edwards. According to court filings provided by Scouting the Refs, Edwards told him bluntly:

“You couldn’t have done anything different, other than maybe be five years younger.”

>>150877798
Apparently Carolina told Rasmus “I feel like there’s a yak on my chest”

>>150877900
Based fogey

>>150877900
I always thought refs were in their 40's

>>150877820
Her age, otherwise good health, and dire circumstance would put her at the top of the list

>>150877900
Ready to rumble boxing, now that's a really shitty game I have nostalgia for

you are now aware kyle bukauskas gets to vote on nhl trophy awards

>>150877936
It at least feels like something that's corrupt in the way an old-timey labor union might be corrupt, not even the seniority thing as much as everyone being french

I wanted to be a ref but they told me I wasn't retarded enough. Should I sue?

>>150877985
Really? They told me my vision was too good. Maybe we could class action.

>>150877985
No, federal appeals court ruled employers can discriminate against high iq candidates (Jordan v new London)

>>150877906
based norm poster

flohockey STINKS

>>150878013
Kek, america is retarded

>>150878035
much like trb

Canucks caught in fallout of nasty family lawsuit tied to sexual assault allegations
A lawsuit alleges betrayal, retaliation, and shocking family turmoil.The Aquilini family, best known in Vancouver as owners of the Canucks, is caught up in a messy and very public family feud.According to a new lawsuit, Matteo Aquilini, the son of Paolo Aquilini, claims his branch of the family has been cut out of the family empire in retaliation for speaking up about serious allegations of sexual assault within the family.

>>150878035
I agree with them on this one .
You should be allowed to not hire someone for being too smart or too dumb

>>150878013
I'm not high IQ, I'm just slightly retarded

I hate when people butt in to a conversation with tbg non sequitors like i'd rather you not respond at all then having to read that shot AGAIN

Minessota soicucks are these guys wild fans? I’m sure one of them fucks with Kaprizov

>>150877906
i don't get it

>>150878065
>tbg
trb detected

can somebody please post the webm of the fat vegas fan getting heemed by the twink?

>>150878061
Too dumb, sure. But the cops just want numbskulls for the beat patrol who don't think for themselves. If that guy was so smart they should have trained him to be a detective.

>>150878055
I'm the woke chad anti-rape NHL franchise heir btw

>>150878079
Dumb people are better at many jobs not just state thuggery.

>>150878104
Yesh i guess they are pretty good at digging holes and shit

I'm retarded and I'm a professional /hoc/ poster

>>150877554
I have a superb communication skills, experience working in fast paced environments, and have a strong background in finance

>>150877779
that's an impressive cut

did you guys see copey at the raiders game last monday too?

>>150877796
thanks. then I'll bring pidser

>>150878152
Pucksindeep Singh?

WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
>https://youtu.be/y1DUKZapCOc?si=FAGJKrofDrsBrf2C

>>150878152
The Sikh is the most normal looking one of the lineup

Qest

>>150878079
You think detectives are smart?

>>150878086
Can’t fit into Canadian hockey culture without rape

>>150878201
Why dont you go commit a crime and find out

>>150878281
Don’t need to. Detectives are like any other blue collar low iq job - just takes experience resulting in a small subset of specialized knowledge. To retards like yourself it looks high iq but really it’s just humans being extremely predictable when you know what to look for

>>150878211
that's how you bond with the boys

>>150877494
based i've thought about getting that tattooed

>>150878305
oh yea if you are so smart why dont you commit wire fraud and put millions of dollars into an offshore bank account and retire tomorrow? thats what i thought retard.

>>150878347
>why don't you commit wire fraud
I have no social skills

this bozo yank is trying to tell me Sherlock Holmes wasn't smart

>>150878384
He was just autistic

>>150878384
Thinks he's the zodiac killer or something

i haven't done this in years but i had alcohol before work today

>>150878384
Sherlock was dumb AF and like the yank said just looked for common patterns to catch common criminals and Moriarty usually beat himself

Um ok thanks for sharing.

>>150878405
based

>>150878405
You need help anon

>>150878425
Forgot PIC

>$40 a month for OHL
Lol

>>150878410
t.watson simp

>>150878384
Was he a police detective?

bulji plays tomorrow

really hate it when rapey tries to fit in

Didn't ask

Gary has left the building

>>150878675
is he coming back?

When I score a sick goal against a sunbelt team? 96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVdR6JeEyT8

I was drafted first overall by my islanders in nhl26 and Pageau does nothing but turn the puck over once he crosses the blue line. Dobson is still on the team and he sucks

>>150878784
Lazy cunts couldnt even update the rosters on release

>>150878437
nah it's all good it was just one day

Gary should hire us to be hockey detectives

>>150878878
he only hires other jewish nepobabbys

>>150878878
Who would we be investigating

>>150878878
Gary doesnt want the unknowns to be investigated

>>150878924
roasties who lie about being gang raped to ruin hockey players' lives

>>150878924
I'd like to bring Austin Mathews up on fraud charges

>>150878942
I'd like to bring him up to 425° for about five hours, and then I'd make sure to wait for about an hour so he can reabsorb his juices before serving

kind reminder Mathews is technically a registered sex offender

>>150878878
/hoc/ and the case of the elusive Canadian cup

'eads

>>150878974
425 for 30 min max then reduce to 225 for 5+ hours

>>150878675
he normally leaves early on fridays. the interns can handle the faxes

>>150878991
I often forget that

>someone has brought up the subject of cannibalism unprompted, and that could only mean one thing
>it's Friday Night at /hoc/, once again
>>150879076
No one goes into the office on Fridays, because the maid service gives it a deep clean before the weekend

>>150879106
>and that could only mean one thing
>it's bud1251
FTFY

Gary is a beautiful man

>>150879125
Someone should investigate why

>>150879130
>Someone should investigate why trb wrote bud1 on his wall
FTFY

I Feel an Epic Storyline Brewing

The Oilers start off the season slow

McDavid doesn't like what he sees and indicates he isn't staying

Oilers trade McDavid for a HAUL

McDavid's new team gave away too much and had no depth -> Oilers become deep and go on to win the cup

>>Thoughts???

>>150879174
canada will never win a cup

>rags
Wiped

How is the rookie solo warmup lap handled when there are two rookies playing their first game

>>150879191
>>150879195
the guy you're replying to was raped

Canada is about to get even more indians

>>150879303
Hopefully they don’t hire them to be zamboni drivers

>veteran support group
>grizzled vet speaks up
>i lost an arm in da nang and saw my childhood friend die
>trb cuts him off
>i fell off a mobility scooter

>>150879458
he follows it up with the story of how he was brutally raped by a fat long island weeb and became known as the raped bitch for 1251 days and counting

>>150878073
bump

>>150879303
Based. I enjoy indian food

>>150880066
plan the parade

>>150879195
Canada won Garys 4 nations world championship world cup

>>150880228
Lmao the only parade for Toronto is the gay pride parade and whatever parade the jeets have

>>150879303
so they're expanding the pool of hockey players

MCDAVID'S LEAVING
*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>150880309
We know tranny

>>150880258
>world
Nope

>>150880422
I'm from Planet Gay Retard that's a world

>>150880309
waiting for the celebrini being fed chicken soup video

https://streamain.com/en/dTTJVTPC7IIQpuV/watch
high praise for schaefer from the kid who won the calder

"eads!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150880542
definitely not clicking that link

>>150880612
chicken

>>150880612
Who makes all the good computer viruses now

>>150880688
North Korea

When I turned 16, I saved a few hundred bucks
My first car was a pickup truck
I was cruising the town and the first girl I seen
Was Bobbie Jo Gentry, the homecoming queen
She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab
And said, "I never knew you were a pickup man"

>>150880258
my rat :)

HOCKEY TOMORROW!! :D we did it bros we made it through the off season

>>150881101
I couldn't have made it without you fren. These were dark times

I'm feeling weak. I'm sorry but I might break my nofap streak tonight

>>150881177
Don't do it fren

>>150881101
>>150881125
woooooo
:)

Shan’t be watching preseason shitters

Thinking about dancing at PPC

>>150881313
Dance would be banned by the people's party of canada

>>150881313
down in west hollywood?

1 game into the OHL season and we’re already dooming after getting stomped by probably the best team in the western conference

>>150881330
the very same

>>150881313
pride month is over

>>150881313
Oilers window of contention is over

Thinking about becoming a Flamiac

Flames mentioned

>>150881522
>lyle richardson
Opinion disregarded. The Flames are a dynasty

>>150881402
what's a flamiac?

NOW YOU BOW TO ME

>>150881576
A Flamiac is a Flames Maniac

>>150881612
JEN

Huomenta but the opposite

>>150881721
Good night fren. Big day tomorrow!

>>150881721
Nighty-night, pookie

The threats came from bluesky shockingly

>>150881906
I fucking love the Smiths

>>150881906
All the hockey "journalists" on The Athletic have bluesky accounts.

>>150882022
All journalists are the scum of the earth

are the laffs better after their offseason moves or worse?

>>150882116
shut the fuck up

>>150882081
how dare you speak of shannon like that

you can tell bedard gets enemas for fun

anybody up

The Boston Bruins center depth is grimmer than the grimmest grim.

>>150882556
I am!

I avoid the thread when rapey is spamming

>>150881993
they're my favorite band :)

>>150882728
Well you are done now aren't you?

>>150882806
yeah I'm done avoiding the thread because rapey stopped spamming
fucking retard

>all the Leafs are brown
>and the sky is poo
>New Delhi dreamin'
>on such a winter's day

>>150882836
I dunno seems you're still here

are the west coast wrestlechads here yet?

>>150882926
those fags had to go to sleep

>>150882950
Nah theyll be here

>>150882960
you waiting to suck their dicks?

>>150882950
>>150882965
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>150882965
No im waiting to tall to somebody who isnt a complete clown

>>150883004
What would you like to discuss?

>>150883004
>No im waiting to tall to somebody
HELLO SAR

Feels weird when you approached an artist you like and they're pretty easy to communicate with as well

>>150883004
>No im waiting to tall to

i love how rattled cantskates are having to treat every post like it's a phd dissertation because they cant actually discuss hockey lol

remember to bet it all on canada not winning a damn cup it's easy money. you'll kick yourself in may otherwise
>>150739207

>>150883115
When was the last time you saw your team win the Stanley Cup?

>>150883016
Wrestling

>>150883372
Wrestling is for low iq fags.
Like you I suppose
This is /hoc/ you dumbass

>>150883413
Shut up bitch

>>150883115
This guy always get so butthurt

>>150883478
>This guy always get so butthurt
much like trb

>>150883491
Yup we found him

>>150883499
>Yup we found out that bud and mitch 1
FTFY

>>150883422
you okay trb?

bud did not 1

>>150883526
>bud did 1
FTFY

>>150883413
EXCELLENT post

>>150883413
kek the slop 'cord didn't like this one

>The cantadian wants to talk about wrestling instead of hockey
Very curious as to why this is

canada has zero owen hart cups

all memes aside, stephen didn't win against anyone. he's even lower on the pecking order than tbg.

all memes aside i'm top dawg 'round here niggaaaaaaa

>>150883651
Yoooo that'e my image

>>150883665
would you agree that x-pac rules

>“I’m super happy with how I feel and how the first two days have gone,” Matthews said during a media scrum on Friday. “That’s all you can ask for. You never really know until you get back out and you can do everything in he summer, and train and skate. But once you get back into this kind of feeling, you want to respond and feel really good. And I definitely have.”
Translation: I feel like I've always felt after having 4 months off.
>His coach, Craig Berube, has noticed the positives early on.
>“I see him, he’s more engaged. I think he’s feeling good,” Berube said. “He’s harder, heavier on pucks. You can see a little bit of difference out there.”
Translation: I fucking hope he's feeling good because I sure as fuck ain't gonna ask him. I don't see any difference at all, he's the same player he's always been.

>>150883688
Hell ya X-Pac rules!!

>>150876140
because they're a bunch of faggots lmao

they're never winning shit

weak ass swede faggots and whiny american jew for captain

>>150883839
rude

>>150883839
Pettersson is swole now, he put on 30 pounds or something over the summer. Also Quinn is stoic, not whiny. He is jew you are right about that

had a big game against the fruit flies tonight and I KO'd at least 70. pussies scuttled back to their lair

>>150883971
based, you show those flies whose boss

went to visit my zoomer friends for the night and got too drunk to drive so I'm stuck in a recliner while they watch shorsey and I swear to Christ this is the fucking gayest shit I have ever fucking seen and no amount of alcohol can ease my agony as I watch this bullshit pro abbo pro french pro girlboss pro dreadlocked chimp faggot show

seething lol

>>150884076
hell yeah bedard is going to be the next mackinnon once he gets his shit together (and a proper linemate)

gare

[Great News] hockey is back today, wrestlepalooza is today. acies play sunday. raidies play sunday. steelies play sunday. and most importantly OUR knighties play sunday :)

>>150883140
im trying but i cant find team canada as an option under nhl teams

>>150884138
do you think marner will play in the first preseason game

>>150884146
no but it would be cool

huge tracts of land on that link

underside of the seat has little splashes of liquid marner on it

based

>>150884187
we don't call those that here now. i did have a dense nicolas roy that stained the bowl and took damn near half a roll of tp to clean

>>150884207
gonna call marners mormons now just because you posted this

took a really slimy mormon earlier, filled the bowl and had a full surface of mini floaters once it got to the spicy part

these wine coolers are giving me the labans like you wouldn't believe

>>150884207
whats the official food of utah?

just got back from zarahemla myself

>>150884293
funeral potatoes dumbass

>what 10 years being an edmonton oiler does to a mf

he's so gone lmao

he'd stay if gary wasnt commissioner anymore

sheeeeeeeiiiiiiit

>>150884358
I hope he goes to Florida, shit would be so funny

>>150884421
I hope he goes to the KHL

goodnight bro's

good morning sister's

>>150881101
:D

>>150881177
it's fine fren

>>150882556
hello

>>150876140
because we are just built different :)

>>150883839
>STRONG ass swede homosexuals
fixed that for you

>>150884636
sleep well fren

>>150884733
have a good day fren

I thought Gavin McKenna was a center. Turns out he's just Alexis Lafrenière 2.0.

And I've heard for a year now that next draft is loaded but apparently that was just gaslighting. Turns out there's barely anyone who's going to be a NHL center or even a top 6 player.

just took a lafrenière myself

>>150884772
whose the highest rated swede for next draft

>>150884823
some fag with two last names

midnight marner woke me up and this ep was on the telly

>>150884823
1. Ivar Stenberg
2. Viggo Björck

>>150885068
Are they top 6 material you think?

>only blues at stars today
Why, Gary?!?

>>150885254
took gary all offseason to think of that 5 star matchup

gary used his vacation days up for the year but I bet you he "works from home" during all 12 days of hanukkah while doing fuck all

>>150884216
>>150884233
>>150884820
Sorry copey, you lost and then were btfo thoroughly

just took a spicy samir

oh no

>>150885382
oh nvm it just werks
weird

>>150884417
ngl i pushed a couple of broccoli boys out of the way in front of a door earlier retards wouldnt move felt kinda bad

Are zoomers still broccoli boys or is that gen alpha now?

didn't ask you to ask that

Dont care

>My rags came back
Damn shouldn't have feel asleep after the 1st

>>150885562
still zoomers atm

>>150885905
that is a boy

>>150885970
turn your monitor off

>>150885970
don't care, a holes a hole

>>150886010
said general pickett to his troops

Coolest VS lamest teamname/logo?

>>150886254
USA vs IOC non-denominational olympic team of non-aligned persons from russian territory

Toews was mid

Tappara is looking strong this season

Thrashers could make some noise

for me it's the follow up hammer fist strike

Fuck all the Garys of this world.
Fucking bastards.

for me it's not sneak attacking people like dnd

>>150886254
Tampa Bay Devil Rays and the Tampa Bay Rays

>>150886936
>represented by a fish

new jersey devils is the best one

Marner status: dropped

>>150887141
lmfao

>>150886584
>Fat retarded boomer that's 200kg heavier than some mullet haired 15 year old zoomer punches him while his buddies hold his gf back
fatty should be banned

Coffee status: plunged

creatine status: shat out

Good morning /hoc/. Preseason starts today :)

>>150887412
yipee!

i am pretty set on buying a 40 ounce bottle of vodka for the blues-stars game.

>>150887412
only time my team is relevant :)

Arise, Planet Retard.

>>150887708
Ah a fellow Wings fan I see :)

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

Mornin' /hoc/
>laffs
>rags

>>150888228
nope

>>150886945
Brought to you by the folks who killed the King of Australia

Luleå today, Flames tomorrow.

-ancient Swedish proverb

>>150887172
cool edgy perspective bro

At costco

What a madman

>>150889398
Haha he made a funny face for the team picture haha I can’t wait to see this all over social media like it’s the funniest shit ever

>>150889248
>we should just let fat retards beat your children
i know this is what it's like in india bro

>>150889461
this is the funniest a hockey player can be, the second funniest is when they quote dodgeball

>>150889547
I knew I was talking to a /pol/ zoomer kek

>>150887375
I just drink Red Bull

>>150889341
Please pick me up some chicken

>>150889610
why not both?

>>150889683
Good point. There are energy drinks with creatine

Next thread is going to suck.

>>150889785
But next thread will feature hockey

>>150889785
Just like my islanders

I’m going to ship a bottle of piss to a random canadian household.

I'm a Canadian who is going to make a ship in a bottle just to take the piss

>>150889847
Is there any place worse to be than day 6 of a cold? I mostly feel better but the shit I’m coughing up is so gross.

>>150889877
No. You get in the suicide pod. I’m only sending piss to leafs who deserve it

>>150889898
feel better soon fren <3

>>150889973
Thank you <3

Got a spicy post prepared for the next thread

>>150890019
>>150890019
>>150890019
NEW

>>150889898
I don’t know what you are asking me, I am the piss man. My next caper shall be sneaking my piss into the ice at one of the lead stadiums. It will take a lot of piss. But luckily I am an experienced Zamboni driver and have the ability to cut the ice with my piss

>>150889461
This but unironcally