Thread 150876469

I want off this fucking ride edition

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>>150876469 (OP)
First for the broship!

>That was a pretty good catch by Tyreek, hey did you know he makes a habit of beating his wife and kids?
I enjoyed the commentary, actually.

Patty Cuckitini

reminder the webm spammer and vpn kiwi orchestrate raids here with their discord trannies the kiwi celebrated charlie kirks death with

what's his name, /nfl/?

First for Jake

cut tua, fire mcdaniel, fire grier, sell the team, relocate it to nairobi and put a bullet in my head

>>150876482
-ACK

let me off the float

>>150876476
I love seeing different races comes together :3

>>150876479
>he caught that ball like his wife caught those hands
what did they mean by this?

>>150876479
I'm glad they brought it up. They always say "player has returned from being away" and don't mention why

>>150876483
Steve Young. The most talented quarterback of all time.

Ryan Poles is a fat retard

>>150876483
john h. ref

Sorry guys this isn't the thread.
This is >>150676498

>>150876483
[spoiler]Patrick Mahomes[/spoiler]

>>150876495
it takes all of us, y'know
stop hate
choose love

>>150876512
>filenames
You're actually replying to your own posts lmfao

>>150876482
good. charlie kirk and his defenders should all be ________'d

>>150876517
>choose love
Ok. I choose you. Bend over white boy.

>yfw your quarterback is 30 years old, washed, the refs won't help him anymore, and his wife fucks dogs instead of him
bruh

>>150876526
plonk'd

>>150876519
WRONG

Should I apply to be a Jannie?

>>150876526
>________'
>8 letters
>cuddled'd?

>>150876535
>4chanx

>>150876519
pathetic. i wonder if he argues with himself too

>>150876537
Yes but don't do any work so you're just taking a slot from somebody whp actually wants it.

Toe

>>150876545
Probably. He is extremely autistic

Do the Philly Shuffle

>>150876549
The Albert Haynesworth method

Tom is going to kiss all the cheeks and hold every hand in Saudi Arabia

>>150876563
reminder that the dolphins starting qb left the game in an ambulance and the phins were forced to finish this game despite their home area recently being hit by a hurricane and most of the audience having to listen via radio at the time.
but but damar hamlin!

>>150876563
The homie Coolio had just died. That was Tua giving a loving tribute.

lol

>>150876565
Black people play fortnite?

>Brock Purdy gets turf toe
>out 2-3 weeks
>Joe Burrow gets turf toe
>out for the whole year, possibly career ending
It's pretty pathetic that the most "elite" player on the Bungles is softer than a game manager who got picked last in the draft.

Today Cowherd said Josh Allen is Leonardo Dicaprio and Super Bowl 60 will be his Revenant.

>>150876558
saka

>>150876558
sucking

>>150876579
100% legitimate nigger behavior kek
>you cannot park here
>yuh i's can
>sir, no really you can't...
>sheeeeiiiit iz cuh i'm black *he says to the mixed race mutt officer*

>>150876581
tyreek does (or did). played against him once and motherfucker was good, but it was like 5-6 years ago

Bros I don't understand. Why did Mahomes turn to shit as soon as Kelce got too old? What does this mean for the legacy of Mahomes?

>>150876479
He’s getting suspended this season, there’s no other reason for Amazon’s crew to tee off on him like that. Dolphins will be 3-6 by Halloween so it won’t mean anything to them, except they won’t be able to trade away Tyreek for draft capital since he’ll be suspended for most of the rest of the season by the time the investigation is completed

>>150876587
I heard that this anime girl fucks old men for money and shits in a bidet. Is this true?

>>150876537
anon, theres less embarrassing jobs that actually pay you

>>150876581
subhumans are the main audience of anime and games like fortnite now.

>>150876569
Wish he'd take a bone saw to all the reporters

>>150876563
That’s an illegal hit desu they should ban that tackle

>>150876596
Said it the second the personal conduct review started, trade him for whatever you can get even if it is a 4th-5th rounder kek
He was already washed, now he's fucked like the fat influencer with a broken leg in his marital bed last year.

>>150876599
oldmanyellsatcloud.h.120

>>150876599
False
Subhumanz are a great punk band from Canadia

>>150876594
Because Mahomes has always been a Reid/Kelce baby.

>>150876597
s-slanderous lies

>>150876610
I'm not yelling just stating reality. Most of the planet is filled with brown and yellow and black subhumans. Billions of them. Humans aren't the main audience for the NFL or Video games now.

Josh Allen is white

Friendly reminder:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150676498

not clicking that.

>>150876632
Blackest qb in the league, only non nigger black qb in the league.

>>150876632
Wrong.

Friendly reminder:
>>150676498

chargers

>>150876632
common misconception due to his lack of criminal history

don't care if he's a good QB he flops like a bitch so he's f-tier sorry

Josh Allen, or "Trash" Allen as I like to call him, is a stinky QB and a disgrace to the game.

You can tell he's black instead of a nigger because he wants people to fuck his wife.

>>150876646
it was funny for first 20 times, but let it die already

Josh Allen, and Justin Herbert are two WHITE proud qb bros
And they will meet in the AFCCG!

>>150876605
I believe they did the next offseason. You’re no longer allowed to spin and whip the QB to the ground.

>>150876671
Thats the AFCCG Im hoping for but the Chorgers will chorge sooner or later

>>150876665
kek shut your bitch ass up anon

>>150876665
>
get off your vpn balding faggot

>>150876665
vpn off bitchwi

>>150876658
perfect play

>>150876665
>Off by one
Wrong. It will always be funny. The plonked kiwi getting booty blasted will never not be hilarious. That thread will go down in history as one of the greatest threads of all time.
>40-25
>Less than 5 minutes
>99.1% win probability
>Still lose
The kiwi will never EVER recover from BTFO-ing himself.

>>150876631
>I-I'm a net benefit to the world I swear!
doubt

You guys ever just sit around in your diapers and wonder why anons are so mean?

I understand the Packers are good, I just don't like em. Go Bears.

>>150876658
if you ain't lying you ain't trying

>>150876696
kek nice projection there bro I didn't even say anything negative I just once again stated reality and here you are seething.

kabal of pedophiles are lurking this thread the kiwi is one of them

>>150876714
I just feel bad for Bears fans at this point

>>150876623
>t. Doesn't know how to use a Blu-Ray player
Fucking slut

I don’t feel bad for an organization that willing takes a qb who paints his nails
You deserve everything you get

>>150876716
Man, being bred out if existence is a doing a number on you. Best of luck

I would heem the kiwibitch easily

>>150876742
>nooo you have to be mad about the subhumans breeding in this nfl thread! please be angry!
kek you are so impotent and useless it is amusing.
Animals can be purged in large numbers never forget.

>>150876706
First time getting bullied with a losing record, aye choofs kingdom?

>>150876741
why would you feel bad for them? they're winning the owl in 3 years max

>>150876749
Nah chiefs are gay, only kino teams have abdl fanbases. Chiefs are all furries.

>>150876741
Not only did they draft Gayleb, they all laughed while watching Maye's and Daniels' tape. How can a team that has drafted three first round qbs in seven years have so much arrogance?

>>150876745
kiwibitch'sa fat balding pedo. he posted pedocies in trannycord.

>>150876777
see >>150876502

>>150876483
Drew Brees should be called the GOAT, but he stuck around the bum ass Saints

>>150876792
The Saints wasted both Archie Manning and Drew Brees. I wonder which qb they are going to let drown next.

if you aren't betting browns to cover vs the packers you are literally throwing away free money

>>150876792
He did win an SB thoughbeit

>>150876810
What's the spread?

spread this bussy

>SNF is queefs @ gints
sigh...........

Browning automatic

>>150876833
It's rigged. Russell Wilson is going to win so the whole country can join together and laugh at the Chiefs going 0-3.

>my "friend" is mad he bet on the suggested bills bet on his stupid fucking app so he wasn't covered but if he would've bet the phins he would've won
KEK

>>150876833
At least Monday will be Kino

For the first time being a fan of NFL I have a reporter (cuck looking or not) shilling for Herbert the same way nick wright shills for Mahomes

>>150876741
i find shit orgs more fascinating than anything, especially ones like the bears, jets, raiders, etc who manage to suck for years and years on end and basically nothing changes because they're simply incapable of making good decisions

the media really like to lowkey suck the ravens off any chance they get, whether harping about lamar or having them #1 in power rankings, you just know if the bills lost that game to them in week 1 the whole narrative would be "can the bills get it done?" yet there is barely no mention of the fact that the ravens did infact lose that game and routinely drop big games against good opponents especially in the playoffs, instead it's just 100% belief in the ravens, shit's weird man.

>>150876873
no, he's to the bears/caleb what nick is to the chiefs/mahomes. He's to Herbert what Nick is to the Rams

>>150876850
Browning Hi-Power

>>150876873
He’s actually a Bears fan, and that’s to say, a homosexual.

>YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 100 YARDS
>THEY RAN THE SAME FUCKING PLAY SEVEN TIMES IN ONE GAME

Your QB1 ladies and gentlemen kwab

I can't wait for Carson Wentz to throw deep bombs to Justin Jefferson every single play.

>>150876905
KWABOTY maybe even KWABOTD

>>150876741
I don't feel bad for any the organizations that are sending young QBs out to die on a regular basis. Feel bad for the QBs though. So many promising careers ended before they ever start. There should be some sort of penalty on teams that draft multiple 1st round QBs in a set time frame.

>>150876910
>Shut yo ass up. We won the fucking game.

>>150876910
HEEEEEEM

>>150876833
Can't wait. When the Queefs go 0-3 the Internet will break

If you guys played would you wear these helmets?

>>150876944
i didn't think about that, maybe its for the best that it'll be on national television

>>150876905
QRD?

>>150876946
I'd wear a helmet with poisoned spikes on it

what is wrong with tua ?

>BAN THE PLAY
>BAN THE PLAAAAYYYYYY

>>150876741
It's fucking hilarious to see so many people already talking about GODleb like he's a bust. You dumbasses are going to go radio silent and act like you never uttered all of the stupid shit you've said ever since he was drafted. Dumbfucks.

>>150876905
>>YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 100 YARDS

valid argument, tap tap

>>150876946
yes. the fact that they're offered at all means the regular helmets don't provide enough protection

>>150876955
how much time you got?

>>150876955
Bengals gave him brain damage three years ago

>>150876957
kek the bears could win the owl 5 times in a row and i'd still call him gayleb

>>150876955
He can't play when the temperature is below 80 degrees

This is what it looked like the last time the rams beat the eagles

>>150876950
Chiefs players were talking shit to the Eagles while they were in victory formation. The webm is some chud having a melty after seeing Charlie Squirts

>>150876952
Pretty sure that's an OSHA violation

>>150876971
Well damn, I can't knock you then. Real haters stand up no matter the circumstances.

As a Chiefs fan it is disturbing seeing Allen look more like vintage Mahomes than Mahomes himself. These injuries to our weapons is out of control.

Just remember, no matter how good Bills, Broncos, and Chargers look they are still our bitch at the end of the day.

>>150876975
the fuck

>>150876983
You just lost to Justin Herbert
>0-2

>>150876975
kek

We need to have a conversation about the tush push, because this is getting ridiculous

As a Birds chad it is disturbing seeing the Mutt look more like vintage Hurts than Hurts himself. The scrambling and shitty offense is out of control.

Just remember, no matter how good Chiefs, Cowboys, and Commanders look they are still >our bitch at the end of the day.

Russell Wilson had better stats in one half than Mahomes and Hurts did in an entire game combined

>>150876991
Mahomes was 10-2 against the Chargers heading into that game, you think he cares about one regular season win.

>>150876995
I want to see it banned because I hate Eagles fans.

Tush push this bussy
There we go, no further need for discussion

>>150877006
PFFFFFT

>>150877003
Still waiting for that first regular season win lmao

>>150876998
In both matchups the Chiefs didn't have their WR1 and WR2. Jalen hasn't forgot what happened when both teams were healthy and neither should you. This is still his phone's screensaver.

>>150877023
I do not care lmao, Bitch Jones is 0-3 vs Jalen Carter all time

>Queefies have already resigned themselves to living in the past
lmao

>>150877001
>>150877006
>>150877013
Mahomes hasn't had a WR1 and WR2 for like 16 games in a row. For a team that is pass heavy like the Chiefs that matters.

>>150876944
If they lose to the fucking Giants it is over forever and Kelce should just retire midseason.

But let's be real. The Chiefs are merely bad. The Giants are ass flavored ass. I'm pretty sure the Chiefs win this one but they'll get heemed by Baltimore anyway so we'll have our lulz when they're 1-3

Schools out! Hello, chiefskiddies :D

I’m going to miss Mike McDaniels. His reactions and press conferences are comedy gold. His literally Mr Magoo but a millennial on weed.

;_;

Idk why the Saints even drafted Tyler Shough when they're going to have to take Drew Allar in next year's draft anyways

>>150877033
Hurts has won 18 games in a row, I could really care less about Andy Reid missing his thugs because they're in jail or serving a suspension or whatever. 0-3 in the last three years vs philly

>>150877043
If they had devoted families instead of baby mamas, he would be right.

>>150877043
>Still don't got a QB?
>Yup. Your QB hurt his bussy again?
>Yup
>Aight good talk

>>150876946
The irregular shape just rustles my jimmies. The logo always looks like shit. It's like a head diaper

>>150876895
They do this every year. Pick a team or two to gas up, it comes from an old business model.

In the past:
>Most people did not have access to out of market non primetime games.
>Wanted people to become invested in other teams future match ups
>Rely on the fact that most people don't see these games and know what actually happens in them
>pick one or two teams that are doing well and over hype them
>Giving normies something to talk about around the water cooler
>Especially with a rookie QB
>Helps the team and league sell merch to fading markets
>Team gets absolutely fucked in the post season
>Forget the team and the takes and act like nothing happened

Examples in recent years:
>Jags w/ Trevor
>Texans w/ Stroud
>Bears w/ Caleb
>Denver w/ Nix
>SF w/ Purdy
>Sheduer
>Archie Manning
etc

>>150877033
You told me that the reason the Chiefs aren't winning is because they didn't have a left tackle

>>150876944
>>150877035
>we'll have our lulz when they're 1-3
You guys are candyass bitches. A team could win 5 straight Super Bowls and have one bad season and all of you would celebrate like faggots as if it meant something. Not even the most diehard Chiefs fan thinks they're going to win every year, why are you making such a big deal over this.

>>150877046
You guys had to hold on to that 2022 Super Bowl L for at least 2 years tho. That must have been upsetting.

the chiefs dynasty was pretty forgettable honestly.

You know that the tush push is cheating, right?

>>150877061
>2022
god that was a long time ago, you mean like during the pandemic?

mad at the tush push?

>>150877064
Considering how propped up and forced it was, yeah.

Grown ass men crying all over their keyboard because Jalen Hurts gets 1 yard on a play

>>150877064
*This posted has been flagged

>>150877077
their sb wins was just the 49ers twice and the eagles. wow what a dynasty.

>>150877067
Anon, we won the Superbowl in 2022. We won the Superbowl in 2023. And we went back to the Superbowl in 2024. You act as if we're living off of past success when in truth we just finished up a 3peat attempt.

At this point we all see the writing on the wall, the Tush Push is being banned next offseason.

Brushing your teeth without flossing them is the equivalent of only washing your ass cheeks and leaving your crack dirty
>t. A dentist told me that

>>150877081
>beat jimmy g (not a starter anymore)
>beat brock purdy (shouldnt be a starter)
>beat jalen hurts (not a good qb)
wow mahomes is the goat.

>>150877078
Or maybe some people just want a fair game? Is that so hard to comprehend?

>>150876962
>pass rating of 70.9
>4 time owl champion
>hall of fame QB
You fags should watch basketball instead.

>150877089
>and when the shitposter feels cornered in a debate he resorts to this forced meme, do better to earn a (you)

>>150877099
>
Lrn2greentext newfag

ban the fucking tush push

>>150877082
chiefs are 0-3 in their last three matchups against philly, none of those games have been played in philly either.

>>150877095
>no team has ever done a qb sneak before

>>150877095
Anon, only one team does it

Filthy is a shithole

Ban this bussy

>>150877102
>The only valid response to that post is "who are you quoting" you summer newfriend.

>>150877113
every team is free to do it. yall act like the eagles have special permission from the nfl to do it

>>150877117
See
>>150877102

>>150877113
ravens do it with mark andrews under center

>>150877108
Anon let's not pretend that being 0-1 against a team in the Superbowl is the same as being 1-1.

When the Eagles were 0-1 they had to hold on to that L for 2 years. Whereas from the perspective of Chiefs fans you guys just got back even with us by making it 1-1.

>>150877126
and i see them get stuffed all the time, what's your point?

Chiefs are 0-2 this season. 0-3 in their last three games and 0-3 in their last three games against the Eagles.

>>150877134
uhh no it has a very high success rate actually.

>>150877136
Chiefs haters are desperate for ammunition

the failure of trevor lawrence and now arch manning proves that the era of the white qb is over

>>150877136
dark times

>>150876983
You could maybe beat ONE of us, but not both of us, and most likely both the bills and the bolts best the choofs right now back to back

Don't let this distract you from the fact that the statfag was caught samefagging
>>150876483
>>150876512

Chiefs took Jalen Hurt's 0 from him in Super Bowls.

Females on average have sex 2,000 times in their lifetime but they never forget the first time.

Jalen will never forget the time he lost his owl virginity and neither should you.

Jalen Carter has never lost to the Chiefs

The Falcons released Younghoe

>>150877146
Arch was always gonna be ass
Turns out being named Manning doesn't automatically make you a good QB. Crazy.

Hurts is just a glorified system qb right bros?

>>150876946
They need to be comically large. Like Josh Allen’s hat.

They dumped the Gatorade before the two minute warning lmaooooo

Alex Highsmith needs a better agent

>>150877077
Why anon, whatever do you mean

>>150877175
Yeah but so was Tom Brady so y'know

>>150877168
I'm Koo wit dat

Stop Asian hate

>>150877146
White qbs have won 14 of the last 15 superbowls.

I just need to see Nick Wright's cope after the Chiefs lose to the Giants.

>>150877187
Alex Highsmith needs to stop missing 5 games every season

>>150877159
That's another statposter. I would never post that graph >>150876512 since it is comparing the QBs by age which is unfair since some QBs don't start their rookie season. This picrel is more accurate because it compares them on a per game basis which is the only fair way of comparing QBs.

aaaand just like that every Korean has now left the shithole that is Georgia

>>150877182
You’re supposed to do it as a surprise
Before the warning is the perfect time to do it
Baseball is lame they ALWAYS do it during the interview

>>150877197
Sad times when whitey has to claim mutts to stay relevant

>>150877192
Me chinese, me play trick, me miss easy filed goal kick

>>150877173
GODleb has a male cheerleader lined up after the game.

>>150877204
Yeah sure I believe you

>>150877175
There's nothing glorified about it

if your team doesn't know how to / can't get one yard gtfo of the nfl

>>150877173
He has checked the fuck out man. Probably just wait to get out of Chicago

>>150877216
I corrected him the last time he posted it
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150847223/#150849714

who gets fired first: daboll or mcdaniel?

Wasn’t tom Brady doing to push tush his entire career? He set the blueprint for what it is today

>>150877235
Probably Daboll. The Giants are more likely to make that decision during the season. Dolphins owner likes to hang on to his guys and McDaniel is clearly still considered one of his guys.

>>150877235
Daboll. How he even made it to this year is beyond me.

>>150877231
Yeah sure bro, I believe you

>>150877235
Reid

>>150877229
None of you people actually watch the Bears do you? You just want Caleb to fail so you overblow anything remotely negative and ride that narrative as hard as you can. He's literally getting better week by week.

If I'm gay, can I still be a Vikings fan?

>>150877238
see
>>150877231

>>150877235
I knew this as soon as I saw them draft Jaxson Fart. What a strange choice of a QB to hitch your career to.

>>150877251
sure but you have to start rooting for the Chiefs as well

>>150877235
Daboll. McDaniel might hold on a little longer and I feel like it's Grier(Dolphins GM) to be fired first before McDaniel. Might be different if they lose to the Jets, then all bets are off.

>>150877202
My falcons could really use 12 games of Alex Highsmith

>>150877248
He obviously has talent but he is to much of a a one man show. Bro looks like he cares more bout personal stats than wins. Plus you can tell 90% of the locker room thinks he's a fag, and hate him.

>>150877257
Why do they cut it off at 2020 instead of including the 2018 season when Mahomes threw for 50 TDs. That's a disingenuous comparison made to make a point some point.

>>150877251
Of course. You can even be one of their cheerleaders

>>150877274
Like I said, you don't actually watch and are just attaching a fabricated narrative to him because you personally don't like him.

>>150877235
Daboll. That loss on Sunday was entirely a discipline issue

>>150877284
Remember that Thanksgiving game where Caleb took 25 seconds to snap the ball when there was 35 seconds left on the game clock?

>>150877265
You guys are pretty frisky though. Got like 9 guys with a qb hit or more and 8 with a a half a sack or more. If you don't murder the pants and their shit/now hospital line it'll be a spiritual loss

>>150877235
They should've already realized that and the fact that they hadn't is just all the more justification to send Daboll packing
I'll cut McDaniels some slack since he has Pooa chained to him at the hip but Daboll had Saquon and Danny Millionaire and made them both look like ass

>>150877296
I jerked off with dish soap and didn't rinse it off. Now my ballsack is shedding skin and it kind of hurts. Not the first time this has happened btw.

>>150877277
Last 5 years is a pretty standard metric.

Allen NEEDs more help despite consistently having a top 5 defense and oline, a RB that led the league in TDs, and a WR who led the league in yards!

>>150877319
The Bills are 3-0 so that sounds like some sour grapes

>>150877211
Now this is Mina-posting

In 2024 Mahomes had his worst season and Allen had his best (MVP) season, yet Mahomes still beat him. Allen probably wins the Superbowl but he'll forever be 0-4.

>>150877319
He doesn't NEED more help per say but a #1 receiver would be nice. Shakir, Keon Coleman, and Joshua Palmer is a pretty sad receiving corps.

>>150876923
I'm thinking about black dick again

>>150877327
Notice how you didn't say sour rings.

>>150877332
>Shit that never happened

ITT

>>150877334
Based well adjusted American man

>>150877349
Whatever happened to this guy?

>>150877342
It wasn't called The Fox and and the Rings

In 2025 Hurts didn't even have 100 yards, Mahomes still completed his threepeat of three consecutive losses to the Eagles

>>150877334
Based Chiefs fan

>>150877333
Diggs led the league in yards. The Bills had to switch to being a run team since Allen kept turning the ball over. Bills only started winning once the team asked him to do less.

Now Allen has an elite RB who led the league in TDs in 2024 and an elite OL. Stop making excuses. Bills are the only team to have a top 5 ranked offense and defense for the last 6 seasons.

>>150877332
This game was fucking hilarious. Allen was so shook for the first couple drives.

>>150877342
No one says sour rings anon

>>150877354
You think the refs weren’t going to take those kinds of slanderous accusations seriously?

>>150877356
>Chiefs didn't have their WR1 and WR2 the last two times they played the Eagles and they refs let them cheat on the tushpush.
Sad.

>>150877354
killed himself after the last superbowl

>>150877354
He robbed a bunch of banks and got caught

Hurts has a winning record in arrowhead lmao

>>150877349
>>150877354
Chiefs won that game, so not sure why you guys tried to meme that guy.

>>150877354
He's the mahomes stat guy

>>150876483
Reggie Wayne

>>150877354
I think he shot some nazi in the neck idk

>>150877391
No he isn't, the statfag doesn't go to games

>>150877358
I'm not making excuses, I don't even like the Bills or Josh Allen. I'm just saying that they'd be even better if Allen actually had a #1 receiver, especially with how they play under Joe Brady.

>>150877403
I don't think he even watches them. Just watches box score updates probably.

Being 0-1 against a team in the Super Bowl is not the same as being 1-1.

>>150877391
Obviously not. The guy in the pic is white.

You'd think after the third straight loss they'd shut the fuck up, but no, they only get louder.

>>150877417
>I'm just saying that they'd be even better if Allen actually had a #1 receiver
Did you just get into the NFL recently or something? Allen had Diggs who was the best WR for a while. He led the league with 1,500 yards in 2020, yet Allen still got booty blast in the playoffs.

>>150877423
He admitted that he only comes here to debate like a year ago. Peak autism

>>150877443
So you think the Bills wouldn't be better if they added a receiver like CeeDee Lamb, Nico Collins, or Devonta Smith? All I'm saying is that the WR room could stand to improve.

>>150877442
If the Eagles beat the Chiefs under fair circumstances I'll be the first one on here to say good game. In both games we didn't have a WR1 and WR2. Not to mention the refs released a statement saying they missed the tushpush cheating in the last game.

>>150877472
wym both? it's been 3 (three, as in 0-3) straight Ls for your queefs against my iggz

Chiefs might never beat Philly again.

Bills struggling against the Dolphins due to Bills paper defense last night. Also - what's up with James Cook? He moves like one of those imperials from Chronicles of Riddick, defying normal laws of gravity.

Bills paper defense is why they won't win the superb owl this year.

>>150877459
These aren't exactly the nicest of times for debate mefags

Nothing more chicken shit than youtube comments underneath pick videos saying shit like
>We'll remember this...
>This guy always HATES my team
>HAHA you were wrong about a pick last week, APOLOGIZE

>>150877487
>0-2
Chiefs might never win another game

>>150877489
the only way to stop James Cook is by pulling him by his hair

>>150877489
I can't wait until the Chiefs take the soul of Buffalo or Baltimore again this year so I can reflect on and laugh at the Bills and Ravens being hyped and falling short yet again. Actually, it would be even more hilarious if the AFCCG was the Bengals vs the Chiefs because that would mean they both got bootyblasted before even making it there. I'd take Burrow or Mahomes in the playoffs over either of those chokers any day of the week.

>>150877489
The fact that Tua had more time this game(their OL is garbage) compared to the Patriots is a red flag. There won't be much of a litmus test until Falcon or Buccaneers in mid-november.

>2020 Bills vs Chiefs
Mahomes had more weapons so Allen lost. Allen had Diggs which canceled out Kelce, but Mahomes had Tyreek as well.
>2021 Bills vs Chiefs
Same story.
>2023 Bills vs Chiefs
Mahomes only had Kelce and Allen had Diggs, so their elite weapons canceled each other out. Allen still lost.
>2024 Bills vs Chiefs
Neither Mahomes or Kelce had elite weapons. Allen still lost.

>>150877417
i rabu ulti

>>150877532
>Neither Mahomes or *Allen* had elite weapons
Kelce didn't show up in the playoffs.

>>150876631
i can confirm, im yellow.

>>150876658
illegal headbutt

>>150876678
wtf. lmao straight ape

>>150877417
wtf?
I'm a bills fan now

>>150877481
>2022 Superbowl game
Both teams were healthy and the Chiefs won with ease.
>2023 Regular season game
Both teams were relatively healthy and the Eagles won.
>2024 Superbowl game
Literally half the Chiefs skill position room was injured or coming back from injury. Didn't have their WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, LT, CB2, etc.......
>2025 Regular season game
Chiefs didn't have their WR1 and WR2.

Bills are so fucking trash

>>150876955

he crumbles under any pressure

>>150877578
>Bills are so fucking trash
True, but with all the refball they are deadly. The league has dumped the Chiefs and are now dating the Bills.

>>150877573
>won with ease
come on man, the chefs had to take the lead with seconds to go
that's not accurate

also, drafting players who aren't injury-prone is a skill, that's not the eagles fault the cheifs value glass cannons

>>150877588
People forget the Chiefs had a walk in TD in the 2022 Superbowl but chose to go down to run out the clock. So if they really wanted to they could have won by two possessions.

>>150877599
what the fuck are you talking about
even if the chefs scored a touchdown there it was still a 7 point lead
7 points=one possession

>>150877523
Agreed but if the Bengals missed the playoffs with a healthy Burrow in 2024 then make the playoffs with a backup QB in 2025 that will forever damage his legacy. He will be permabanned from GOAT debates.

>>150877573
Dunno if you know this lil bro but reek is gone kelce is washed and da iggles have have brought in more playmakers since 2022 whereas the queefs have not
Keep living in the past though, I find it highly amusing

>>150877206
no more plump k-booty left in jawgia

>>150877620
It's really not fair to compare Joe Burrow to Jake Browning (the best quarterback in the NFL)

>>150877090
and who the fuck did brady beat?
>some walmart greeter
>literal who
>donovan mcmeme
>shannyhan
>russ
>goof
>no oline mahomes

>>150877625
Guys like Jalen and Purdy can take you to a Superbowl if they have the best offense, defense, and OL. The elite QBs like Mahomes and Brady find a way to win even when their offense, defense, or OL is bad.

Enjoy this time while it last, because there's no proof Jalen can carry a bad team to the playoffs. Once those contracts come up you're going to have problems. The defense looks sus. You let a weaponless Chiefs and Dak run up and down the field against you.

>>150877573
>'22 owl
refs call the softest game winning flag for the queefs, we've seen this countless times
>'23 in arrowhead
jeefs get their teeth kicked in
>'24 owl
jeefs get their teeth kicked in this time in front of worst kelce's fiancee
>'25 in arrowhead
jeefs get their teeth kicked in and cry for an entire business week about a 1 yd play

>>150877319
what? bills defense sux. the dolphins were styling on the bills defense.

>>150877417
He has Kincaid though!

>>150877319
>consistently having a top 5 defense
>40 points
>13 seconds
>top 5 defense
lel

McDermott should've been fired after his defense got exposed that many times by the same offense

>>150877573
Keep crying bitch nigga

>>150877664
See this picrel >>150876218, Bills defense on paper has been elite in the past 6 years.

>>150877661
Why did you not mention the Chiefs not having their WR1 and WR2 in their latest matchup. Or all the injuries in the Superbowl
>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.
>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.

>>150877526
Tua has Tyreek and Achane, mane

>>150877655
But Mahomie can carry a team! Anyways, time to post another laundry list of excuses as to why Mahomie couldn't carry the team.

>>150877681
>>150877664
Men lie, women lie, but numbers don't. Only Lamar is more of a defense baby than Allen.

Just because the Bills defense pukes against the Chiefs in the playoffs does not mean you can slander their defense. Chiefs have the best win rate in NFL history, everyone chokes against them.

>>150877708
Chiefs have a 0% win rate right now

>>150877691
>>150877708

TUA was styling on the Bills defense last night. T U A.

Bills are carried by their offense.

>>150877702
All of Jalen's highlights are against Jaylen Watson, the guy who recovered from a fractured fibular AND tibia injury. >>150877691

Let me break those bones in your leg and you sit out multiple months and let's see how your lard ass does in the Superbowl.

>>150877708
Here's some numbers:
>0-2
KWAB

Hey listen now, I’m usually not an outspoken man maybe even a bit timid, but I think I speak for everyone when I say Mina Kimes is an ugly retarded bitch

>>150877741
no way. i want to sex her up

>>150877739
>>150877718
wait mahomes got sacked AND picked off by a rookie safety in their first ever NFL away game?

>>150877739
Lie to me and say that happens if he had his WR1 and WR2 and wasn't throwing to Thorton, the guy who failed to make it on the Patriots practice squad. You disingenuous rat.

>>150877695
Achane is their offense, they don't even use Tyreek to his fullest. I sadly wouldn't be surprised if he gets traded to the Chiefs near deadline time.

>>150877751
see >>150877757

>>150877757
9 was wide open you bum open your god damn eyes

>>150877532
Went over this before. Kelce is the better weapon. He has more yards consistently in the post season than Diggs, before Mahomes before Allen. That 2023 game, Mahomes not only had an elite defense, a real elite defense not Mcdermotts "elite" defense and Kelce was way better than Diggs that game. They do not "cancel" each other out. 2024 is more fair but then let me tell you whats the key difference beside KC's defense being better, the coaches. Unless you want to seriously tell me Mcdermott is equal to Reid.
>>150877708
>but numbers don't.
They do in this case and that's what we call fraud. You should watch more football. If you're a number one defense and give up 30+ points and allow a FG in 13 seconds, thats not an elite defense. If you give up 40 points to the Ravens and have Tua shitting all over you, that's not an elite defense. Allen has similar stats to Mahomes in the playoffs, Mahomes has the better team, Allen does not. Simple as that. We see how shit Mahomes looks without Kelce, imagine if he was on the Bills where he can't have Reid helping him out on offense and has to deal with that defense. He'd get blown out by 50 by Allen's Chiefs.

>>150877740
kek

Arik Armstead is an elite defensive end, possibly the best in the league.

>>150877783
*breaks his arm*

>Josh Harris ruining his injury prone star with shitty roster building
where have i seen this before?

>>150877794
shit wait nevermind i thought you meant amik robertson
armstead is a great player

The Eagles system needs outside voices

Arik Armstead comes in clutch and puts intense pressure on the QB.

>>150877691
drafting a bunch of injury-prone players and then not being good enough to have quality depth to rest/replace them is a skill issue, not bad luck

>>150876483
literally nobody because every half decent player gets the "you know, [decent player that was routinely shat on] was actually pretty good" treatment after they've retired

>>150877811
this means civil war...

>>150877776
You forget that Allen is not an elite thrower of the football. If you ignore his >black rush QB stats he's not even better than Dak. Allen can't get the best out of Diggs, but Mahomes could.

>Mahomes not only had an elite defense, a real elite defense not Mcdermotts "elite" defense
Allen has had a better defense based on the data >>150877708 now you could argue that's due to strength of schedule, but the numbers don't lie. You're basing your augments off of feelings instead of data. Facts don't care about your feelings.

>>150876531
Can someone post this pic with the tweet "A lot of football left to play"?

>>150876483
Otto Graham

>>150877829

Jallen is an elite passer and reliable in the pocket. He just needs good candidates who shares his white telepathy (like Kincaid) to pull off his game winning passes.

*is 40 yrs old in your path*

>>150877817
I think it's more of a case of them going to 5 of the last 6 superbowls. Those shortened offseasons add up. Mahomes has played an entire regular season from playoff games alone.

>>150877829
this is the retarded shit you end up believing when you worship stats

>>150877757
Lol I remember you guys hyping up Thorton during training camp

>>150877829
>You're basing your augments off of feelings
A number one defense doesn't allow over 30 points. Thats a shitty defense. Thats not feelings. 30 points is factually a bad defense.
>You forget that Allen is not an elite thrower of the football. If you ignore his >black rush QB stats he's not even better than Dak. Allen can't get the best out of Diggs, but Mahomes could.
Mahomes is the biggest receiver baby out there. He doesn't have Kelce propping him up for 2 years and he looks like the shittiest QB ever to play. Allen's stats are better in the playoffs. You conviently ignore that because it btfo your narrative. Allen gets better, and when its time for his "elite" defense to act like an elite defense against a decent QB, they crumble like wet tissue paper.

>>150877862
first fair point about that issue i've seen in this thread, that's very true
the extra month plus really drains player's recovery

>>150877870
I'm still hyping them up. Our GM finally did a good job at WR. They aren't week 1 starter good and would need more time to fulfill that role. Once Rashee and Worthy are back this Chiefs offense is going to be spooky, mark my words.

What went wrong here?

>>150877828
Speaking of

>>150877872
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=718

How has James Cook been slept on all this time? I have never seen anyone move like that.

The cameras were getting blurry last night trying to follow him, his speed defies normal laws of physics.

>>150877829
Just do the last 5 seasons instead I want to see something

>>150877808

He is. He is a game changer by himself. Kelce was struggling to defend Mahomes against Armstead in the 49ers vs chiefs games, even tho the chiefs won.

Gnats need to be based for once and send the queefs into 0-3 poverty land

OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 2 RESULTS
pre-TNF

1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles
2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills
3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens
4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers
5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers
6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams
8. (6.875) Detroit Lions
9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts
10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs
11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers
12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks
13. (5.625) Washington Commanders
14. (5.375) Denver Broncos
15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals
16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers
17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys
18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons
19. (4.625) Houston Texans
20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals
21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings
22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders
23. (3.594) New England Patriots
24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars
25. (2.839) New York Giants
26. (2.344) New York Jets
27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns
28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints
29. (2.094) Chicago Bears
30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans
31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers
32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins

>>150877872
It's not a case of the Bills being bad but the Chiefs being historically good. By age 29 Mahomes had the most playoff wins and pass TDs in playoff history. Any team that ran into the Chiefs was going to look bad.

Didn't read

>>150877894
browning is gonna remind you fags why you shouldn't have cut him

>>150877856
There are JAV stars that are not only hotter but probably have better football takes than her.

What happens if Diddy Mahomes actually gets da flu then loses to gnats?

>>150877925
caught you looking though

>>150877916
>0-2 (soon to be 0-3) Chiefs above the 0-2 49ers Cardinals and Bengals
Spuh doesn't know shit about ball.

>>150877893
>Just do the last 5 seasons instead I want to see something
The only fair way to compare them is on a per game basis. Dak broke his leg and missed a lot of games so if you just did in on a per seasons basis the data wouldn't show us anything.

>>150877934
nabers is that nigga

>>150877097
and hurts has all those things, what's his excuse?

lol

>>150877938
*2-0

>>150877938
t b h all the teams rated in between 4 and 6 tend to be "sure they're decent but they have reasons to doubt them" tier teams. it's just that when the chiefs are doubted, they get bumped down from a 8+ rated team to a 6+ rated one. it's gonna take several years of ass and/or choking for people to give them less leeway.

>>150877934
>>150876991
>>150877136
Answer this seriously. If Arch Manning was drafted to the Browns and they won 10 straight Super Bowls but then had one bad season would you still be posting stuff like that? Or would you say, this team had a lot of success and thus were overdue to finally have a bad season so I won't hate on them?

GO LOUIE
GO LOUIE

>>150877938
The funny thing is Scarletism is a 9ers fan

>>150877983
Loooooooooool

>>150877987
My Vikings have the hottest cheerleaders

>>150877710
>>150877714
thread spamming from your tranny HQ again?

>>150877925
>JAV
How does anyone watch that shit. It's censored, the girls having annoying moans, and the males have small dicks so I can't project myself as them.
>Small dick projection
Never mind I just answered my own question.

>>150877990
I think he got the rankings from a poll in the thread.

>>150877983
>Arch Manning

Never heard of her. Did you mean to say Luke Altmyer?

>>150877990
you realize these aren't my personal rankings though right? it was voted on by you guys. if you say the niners are rated worse than the chiefs then that's what the rankings will show. if anything I'm just surprised you guys have us in 11th.

>>150877983
Arch Manming would be a first round ballot if he could win 1 (one) owl with the Browns because any QB that can drag that franchise to the playoffs is special

>>150877983
>The Browns
>Super Bowl
Does not compute

>>150877916
>phins 32
not for long

>>150878002
NTA but some of us have small penises here. Statistically, we are common.

>>150877916
>15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals
wut

>>150878009
Arch Manning winning a meme owl with the browns would prove that he's actually Eli's bastard son.

>>150878005
They're both backups, not sure what point you're making

>>150877983
Weak ass bait

>>150876640
he's right repeating an unfunny /sp/ meme doesn't make you anything more than a faggot lmao

watching arch shit the bed in college has become a really fun placeholder for real football on sundays

>>150878023
Nope if you knew ball you'd know Luke Altmyer is starting for my Fighting Illini tomorrow. Do better next time

>>150877987
explain what's wrong with this without sounding mad

>>150876579
Why don't they ever listen?

>>150878019
I dunno man, I guess barely escaping the teams ranked 28th and 31st gets you rated as a slightly above average team. look on the bright side, cards-niners this week is definitely going to kick one of those teams way down the list.

>>150877983
If he was a ref baby fraud like Mahomes, yes

>>150877887
>spouting nick wright at me
lmao and again you ignore allens stats when they play each other. allen isnt perfect he had bad games against the bengals and one bad game against the chiefs but again you ignore the stats when it doesnt support your narrative despite supposedly according to you stats are everything. look again at what i posted. allen 186 yards, no turnovers, some rushing yards which isnt a spectacular game but a good game considering the chiefs defense was really good that year and considering lamar in the very next round couldnt even score more than 10 points against that defense and brock purdy had a super team and scored only one more point than allen. mahomes 216 yards, some rushing. difference? better coaches, better defense, better weapon in kelce. better team. thats the difference.
>>150877920
nope. bills defense always gets clowned on despite it being "elite" while other defenses do way better than the bills "elite" defense. its not a case of whatever retarded reasoning youre using otherwise we'd see even worse beatdowns on other teams defenses but its the opposite, they usually hold mahomes to less points but wait the number said one! one number one defense! how is that possible that other teams not labeled number one by the stats have a better defensive performance? because youre an idiot.

>>150877983
>Deshaun Watson gets multiple Super Bowl rings and $230M as compensation for not playing football

>>150878036
my illies finna dominate the hooshits

>Nick Wright

Heh, maybe they should call him Nick Wrong instead xD just came up with that

>>150878039
He gets to wear more clothes than the girls which isn't fair. He should have to show off his midriff too.

>>150878075
Nick Wright is the sleaziest Jew in the history of sports

The NFL fucking sucks

>>150878075
Chiefs fans are so insecure. Deep down they know their team is a fraud

>>150878090
how many games does greenlaw need to play for the broncos to win the trade?

>>150878114
>trade
dumb tripfriend

>>150878114
>trade

Wanna try that again?

>>150878075
>>150878098
the worst thing about football season is having to see this disgusting zionist gargle the Chiefs balls every week

>>150878131
nah I think it might be too late to recover from the poor choice I just made, much like the broncos

>Josh Johnson is still on a roster
Impressive. He just keeps going.

>>150878129
yessir, apparently I can only properly keep track of a small handful of my team's departures at a time instead of a gazillion. Shanalynch needs to keep it simple for my sake

>>150876474
based

>>150877916
Packers are not a top ten team.

>>150878148
At least only 13.5 mil of the contract is guaranteed. If he is completely cooked with injuries they can just cut him next year. Bigger concern is the Broncos inability to cover in man right now. Got completely cooked on crossers and seemed to have multiple missed assignments against the Colts. That game was absurd to watch so many of Dimes throws were wide open. Should've played more zone in the 2nd half

>>150878166
iirc he's been with us 4 different times, but given how the last one went the fans would probably be feeling stabby if he tried to make it 5

>>150878090
why did the tush push do this?

Where does Buffalo go from here after their spiritual loss last night?

>>150878188
so what you're telling me is that HIMbert is about to feast and it'll be so bad it's funny

>>150876484
how bad would it look for Burrow if Browning drags that sorry ass team to the playoffs just for Burrow to come back and get bounced early?

third leg greg got shafted by fox

>>150878210
Atlanta

>>150878210

they trade for Arik Armstead for their defense.

>>150878185
Correction: Jordan Love is not a top 10 QB. The roster is pretty good but he's gonna let them down when it matters most

>>150878219
>Sorry ass team
None of the asses associated with the Bengals are sorry

>>150878218
Perhaps. Broncos D line is still balling. Herbert has been kept fairly clean through 2 games I doubt that happens this week

Is Burrow gonna be the first 3 time comeback player of the year champion of all time?

>>150878274
>doesn't outline all the asses

>>150878188
I was hoping Dre would stay and it's sad to see him injured. Does that mean we won't get a comp pick for him now? I don't know how that's stuff is calculated

>>150877131
and now the Chiefs have a losing record to Jalen Hurts and are going to have to hold those Ls for awhile
must be upsetting

>>150878036
I obviously meant backups in the NFL, Kiwi. Puke Shartmyer's career trajectory as a pro is that of Chase Daniel.

>>150878296
Seems like it.

>>150876946
If I thought it would lower the chances of brain damage/CTE then yes, absolutely. You only get one brain, and I can't enjoy my millions of NFL bux if said brain has been turned into runny scrambled eggs.

>>150878332
I don't think his injury impacts the compensatory pick formula

>>150878337
Altmyer is thicker build than Jayden Daniels and 3+ inches taller than Bryce Young. Nobody knows how high anyone's ceiling can be

>>150878332
having less snaps does worsen his comp pick status, but he wasn't projected to get us one in the first place because of the offset in CFAs and where he fits in the APY, picrel

mfw da Chiefs win da superb owl!

>>150878404
Sorry I don't speak Jewish

>>150878418
>ywn have a rich gf that owns a football team

>>150878364
>Nobody knows how high anyone's ceiling can be
I expected you to hit me with an angrier reply. What the fuck is this weak shit?

>he's right repeating an unfunny /sp/ meme doesn't make you anything more than a faggot lmao
Actually it makes it that much funnier thanks for the chuckle dipshit

mina kimes is dumb and forced

Don't mind me just grazing through

>>150878420
This is why cattle are completely doomed

>>150878418
>world champ pendant

When's the last time you got laid

another tight matchup coming up. We must stay firm and hit the hole hard and fast all day long

So far, Ashton Jeanty and Omarion Hampton haven't really popped

>>150878429
Why would I be angry? Altmyer may or may not be good. I'm not nearly as high on him as I was with Trace McSorley, Jalen Hurts, Bo Nix, Jalen Milroe or other college QBs I've gone to bat for in the past. I like him but he doesn't have a long history of success and he eats too many sacks. He could end up being a backup I just personally think he's better than that

>>150878404
I see. Thanks for that.

Never Forget
>>150676498

>>150878442
this will be the last year they use that stadium. no more throwing snowballs to deflect the field goal kicks

>>150878420
me neither but I do speak NERRRRRD so I'll translate

we lost 7 eligible players and gained 3, so we have a max of 4 players that could get us comp picks. the 7 players are first sorted by APY and may move up or down the order depending on their snap share. once you have that order, the bottom 3 of the 7 get canceled out. the 4 that remain go through some extra complicated nerd shit to figure out exactly which round the comp picks go in.

Bills ceiling is a Super Bowl loss
t. Bills fan

>>150878481
Marmite tastes like shit.

>>150878518
More for me then nigger

do you think Jalen Hurt will pass for a touchdown this weekend?

>>150878485
but theyll still throw dildos on the field

>>150878090
This part is cool to me, love seeing so many different players on the field, what the actual depth of the team is, etc.

>>150878497
The AFC mogs the NFC because of our quarterbacks, every now and then they put together a mickey mouse super team like the Rams or Eagles and win a ring, but generally speaking if a great QB from the AFC makes it to the super bowl, they should win. Since the Patriots’ era that’s only been the Chiefs but I would take Allen and the Bills over any NFC team this year.
t. Chiefs king

>>150878575
This is the gayest post I've read all day

>>150878583
Flag on

>>150878583
did you see >>150877829

>>150878469
4 days ago and let him finished inside :3
Go bills mafia

>>150878569
>>150878569
>>150878569

>>150878625
500, moron

>>150876499
>I'm glad they brought it up. They always say "player has returned from being away" and don't mention why
yeah, simps/homers yelling 'why are they talking about offfield issues', while working jobs that'd kick you to the curb for missing work bc you beat your wife. sometimes i think sports are a mistake. then i have to talk to my family and start watching some cfb game between two schools i never heard of

>>150877312
Is it skin or dried cum? Sometimes I'll jerk off with my dried cum and not clean it off completely and I'll have these huge flakes under my balls and in the sides.