Thread 151288008

Morning lads, how are we? Doesn't seem to be a thread so here we are. Typing this at work so bare with the frugal nature of the OP
>SCHEDULE: https://www.flashscore.com/snooker/
>STREAMS: https://www.viprow.nu/sports-snooker-online

Anime.

This is me when there's no >new for a whole day, so it's obviously /sp/ related.

>whitewashed by Shorn
Kyle, you jobber, you had one job. At least we still have Ding, Gnelf, Blorko, Willo and Lyu (for me) or Bing (for the others).

You guys suck at baking. (It's your responsibility, not mine)
Also
>Kylel

>>151288008 (OP)
>Waiting for the Women's Snooker Open

here are we

>>151288534
>Willo vs Hawk
This is the real final

>Liam Pullen v Daniel Wells
What a quarter final we've got in store for us, can't wait to see one of them lose 10-3 to Shorn/rpmmie in the final.

>>151288617
A grim post, but it made me realise the final can't be Shorn v Rowan A'Tkinson.

GWAN DING
GWAN JJ
GWAN LYU
GWAN BLORKO and WILLO

Never seen such an obliteration. Koiren should commit sudoku.

And of course the YCP who beat Jobbo gets whitewashed the next day.

>>151288510
very very based

The GOAT is back, the nerds are seething and the sun is shining!

>>151289307
alright mate but it's my turn to give him a nosh

>>151289307
*and the Hawk is soaring!

GWAN Latvia's Anna Prisjaznuka!

>>151289307
It always warms my heart how many people on /147/ still love Ding Junhui

>>151108341
>>151108364
>>151108757
>>151109019
>>151128258
Alri. Once I am home, I will post a snooker related image
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].

uhhhh Blorkbros??

>>151290049
And how are you enjoying... *searches capital of Georgia*... Tbilisi, lad?

>>151290173
He flew too high

She still has plenty of time

>>151291628
>named Žņuka
>isn't actually that good at Žņuka
One of God's cruel jests

>>151291628
Prisja is Latvian for loopy

>>151291736
>>151291754
so her name is Anna Loopyznuka?

>>151291776
And nuts are we.

We are žņuka prisja.

And we wear these gargools.

>This is Pullen's first quarter final appearance.
I read it as "this is Pullen's final appearance" and thought that he's a bit young to pullen out of snooker already.

GWAN THE PLAYERS

>>151304889
Barry accidentally leaking the roof collapse script

/r/snooker is sucking Shorn's cock atm

>>151305239
Hardly a surprise

WILLOCIDER

Daniel has pullen it off. He does wells.

>>151305822
GWAN THE PLAYERS

Willo won, by the way. The Heaven or Hell session begins in ~40 minutes.

>>151306208
Take my energy Ding and Gnelf

GWAN GNELF
GWAN DING

lmao that fluke

>>151306529
>Gnome.gif

>>151305239
M-m-m-m-m-my Shornona

Does Gary have enough mana to use his gnelvish forest magic for another few frames?

>>151306683
Maybe. He seems transferred his forest magic abilities from Scotland to China.

ynr moustache Ronnie

>>151306738
ynr moustache Jebb

>>151306769
lel

GWAN DING HES A sMUG

>>151306769
>Bing bing, baby!

Ding is doing IT! (choking)

GNELFTURY

bRO'S... this can't be happening...

>>151307025
Still alive.

>>151307220
>>151307245
He's just too powerful

>Oh Sullied Man
Shut-incels feasting AGAIN

GWAN DING SUMMON YOUR CHI

>>151307480
Forest magic is stronger than chi.

Since dropping out of the top 16 Muffy has now played 17 matches and won 16, how do we harness this power for good?

GOAT derangement syndrome is back! I've missed you old friend!

>>151309721
Punished Shorn: a man denied his chippy chips is an inherently evil, unstoppable force.

>harness for good
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>151311200
Means it's on the same level of prestigiousness as the WC.

Just thought of a top quality post to make if Alan McManus were to die

>>151313056
yfw he's immortal

>>151312029
Well neither event is held at the Mattioli Arena so how prestigious can they really be?

>>151292277
For me, it's Mink's name, which also means "snooker loopy".
>Snooker loopy Nutcharut,
>Me and her and Tati's butt
>We'll show you what we can do
>With a lap of balls and [redacted] too

>>151313056
Is it, "He's with the angles now"?

>>151290049
I have a foreign flag this week too! But you're a celebrity and I'm just a guy whose parents live in Belgium. When can we expect your snooker-related image?

>>151313056
I've been sitting on a perfect shop in the off chance that Ding won this tournament, so I guess I can forget that.

>>151317626
>>151317718
RARE

>>151317718
>Is it, "He's with the angles now"?
Yes

>>151317718
>>151323121
Good, now I can stop hoping that a man dies.

>>151318511
Don't ask how I know, but you'll get your chance to post it VERY soon.

GO ON WILLER

WelshWorldOrder

Why is the final on Monday?

>>151330280
>monday final
>not even on a public/national holiday
very strange

W I L L O T U R Y

Daniel didn't do Well(s) enough

Sent so much of my energy to Gnelf this morning that I can't get up out of bed

>>151330877
Thank you for your sacrifice. Maybe this lemon will invigorate you.

>>151330877
>stuck in bed all day watching snooker
heh how horrible...

GNAN GNELF

GWAN GARREH

GO ON THE GARY

1 3 9

>>151331541
Is that the list of invitees for Gary's birthday?

>>151331541
>Dick-a-Tuesdays
a what now?

>>151330877
Anon, I hope this message finds you well, because I have a favor to ask of you

>>151307681
Forest magic is failing us. Gnelf needs to dip into his Gnostic magic reserves.

*eats your gnelf*

DO IT GNELFY

>fouling oneself
unforgnivable

>>151332317
>could have been 4-4

>>151332458
>>151332843

oh gno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7kvGqiJC4g

Q-Tour 3 Final, Mark Joyce vs Simon Blackwell.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mUxnK1iKALE

In times of strife I like to contemplate Ania

>>151334489
Ended in a decider, and a close one.

>>151336369
>>151337814

>>151336369
>>151337814
>>151347021

GWAN WILLINHO

>>151351000
Trips confirm the going on of the Willo

Luv Willo. Simple. As.

>>151353095
Seems they also confirm the number of frames Shorn will win.

>>151353297
You had to quaff it, didn't you

>4-1 lead
It's basically over for Willo

No, really, why is the final on Monday?

>that yellow

>>151353491
Reasons beyond our comprehension (rigging)

Why does British Airways hate snooker players so much?

how important (relatively) is this tournament?
there are so many these days I can't really tell.

>>151353540
>#12thousandpouvdsforinewaycgsbfeiskaughsvoeble

>>151353612
None of these events matter, we are all just >waiting for the shoot-out

cheeky W I L L O T U R Y to end the session

>wake up
>match over
gwan shron

>8-1 and a century
Cheers Willo

W I L L O

>>151353373
What? It's like I told you. 3 zeros = 3 won frames.

Thank you based kebab man

THE REAL JESTER

Xintong's let himself go

>>151354545
lel

and just when you think the uk events post final ceremonies go on too long

the hero we don't deserve

>>151354638
>Aged 50 years and 206 days, Williams became the oldest ranking title winner ever (so far). Ray Reardon set the previous record when he was 50 years and 14 days old by winning the Professional Players Tournament 1982.

>>151354672
Can't stop winning. I'm going to get a kebab on the weekend to celebrate.

>>151355100
but it's the weekend now, I mean the final was today so it can't be a weekday, right?

>>151355100
>>151355187
>least retarded /147/ers

>>151355724
Imagine not being retarded. Could never be me.

>>151356125
lmao seethens face

>>151355724
Not getting a joke is nothing to be embarrassed about.

TUESDAY - Scottish Open Qualifiers

Round 1 (bo7)

>10:00
Liam Highfield v Michal Szubarczyk
Amir Sarkhosh v Amaan Iqbal (a)
Haris Tahir v Stuart Carrington (a)
Liam Davies v Hatem Yassen

>13:00
Sam Craggy v Florian Nestle
Artemijs Zizins v Mateusz Baranowski
Huang Jiahao v Ng On Yee (f)
Chris Totten v Ryan Davies (a)

>16:00
Haydon Pinhey v Mink Nutcharut (f)
Julien Leclerqc v Umut Dikme
Jiang Jun v Reanne Evans
Zhao Hanyang v Ashley Hugill (a)

>19:00
Iulian Boiko v Jimmy "Whirlwig" White
Louis Heathcote v Yao Pengcheng
Mitchell Mann v Ian Burns
Lan Yuhao v Liu Wenwei

>Scottish Open Qualifiers
>Robin Park Leisure Centre, Wigan, England
I'm glad Uncle Barry is taking the players' complaints about having to play in dingy leisure centres seriously

>>151360005
haha
thanks for the heads up too, its really near me

>>151360339
You going to pop in and catch some matches?

I looked at google maps and the venue has a KFC, a Nandos, a Taco Bell and a Burger King all within a few minutes walk - clearly the Big Breakfast League committee were heavily involved in the venue selection.
Perhaps if you hang around in the evening you might see Mink going for a cheeky post-victory nandos?

>>151357218
GWAN MICHAŁ
GWAN NESTLE
GWAN ZZ
GWAN MATI
GWAN NG

>>151363774
i am tempted

>>151363774
do you think you need paid tickets for these qualification matches? the crowd area looks empty

>>151369795
F for the Polish Boy

GWAN WELSH LIAM

Alri, back again.

>>151291269
>And how are you enjoying... *searches capital of Georgia*... Tbilisi, lad?
Tbilisi itself is fine. Lots of dogshit though, kek. The countryside is what it is all about!

>>151306529
>Gnome.gif
Is this what being Gnelfed is like?!

>>151336369
My ginger princess

>>151317718
>When can we expect your snooker-related image?
H-here I go~

>>151375438
>Lots of dogshit though, kek
Any white ones?

which hypothetical snooker match do you think would have the highest scrabble score? I reckon Artemijs Zizins v Michal Szubarczyk

>>151375438
alri, very nice lemon jester photo, but where are the lap(ped) maidens??

>>151375438
>Georgia
Which pieces of Stalinist memorabilia did you purchase for your family?

Granite ZZ

>>151375438
>jester in georgia
Cool painting but I never knew the Georgians were Mark Williams fans.

How's the food over there?

>Dikme
>Mank

>16:02 Q Rd 1 Sam Craigie [84] 4 - 1 Florian Nüßle [120]
Y-yamete--

>>151376921
All my boys and girls are getting genocided.

>Hugill match still on
I wonder what the record for longest bo7 is

Celebrating. Can't wait to see the stream.

>Jumbo

>>151377618
Seems it finally ended.

>>151379433
>Willo over.png
weird, it says he's still in for me.

>Seems it finally ended
After four hours lmao

GWAN THE BOI

>>151381559
>GWAN THE BOI
but Judd isn't playing

>>151381623
and if he was the Boi would surely destroy him

WEDNESDAY - Scottish Open Qualies

Round 2 (bo7)

>10:00
Anthony Miguel v Liam Davies
Jordan Brown v Amir Sarkhosh
Ben Wool v Liam Highfield
Oliver Lines v Stuart Carrington

>13:00
Jamie Jones v Sam Craggy
Michael Holt v Ryan Davies (a)
Jimmy Robertson v Artemijs Zizins
Liu Hongyu v Huang Jiahao

>16:00
Ben Mertens v Julien Leclercq
Martin O'Donnell v Ashley Hugill (this will NOT finish before the evening sesh)
Matthew Stevens v Haydon Pinhey
Long Zehuang v Jiang Jun

>19:00
Robert Milkins v Iulian Boiko
Aaron Hill v Ian Burns
Ryan Day v Yao Pengcheng
Sanderson Lam v Lan Yuhao

>>151381559
>weird, it says he's still in for me.
His wife is still trying to convince him to go.

>>151382088
GWAN JORDAN
GWAN BENJAMIN

Good morning chaps.
>more qualifiers
Fantastic! For me, it's Davies, Hilly, Mertens and Milkman (Ben has Tati he doesn't need anything else)

>>151390024
>he doesn't need anything else
He does need to defeat Hairfield.

>>151390471
>He does need to defeat Hairfield.
What use is this when a man is full with rump?

>>151390024
YoungWelshProspectBros... it doesn't look too good

GWAN ZZ

>>151390842
Notwithstanding, he did it.

wake me up when Bai Yulu is on

GWAN THE YBPs
GWAN THE YCPs

>>151392313
Going to be a long sleep. About how long I sleep in 4 nights.

>>151393086
nothing personnel, kid

>>151393110
H-He's fast!

I finally finished reading The Wheel of Time, all 15 books, including the prequel, "New Spring". It took me nearly 22 months. Now I can read a good book. I think I'll get "War and Peace" by Leo.

>>151393086
>>151393110
Finally some high quality snooker.

>Milkins was 3-0 down
Typical Boi.

>tfw pulled a muscle in my back rearranging a pillow
>hurts to breathe or move
I think I am officially an old man

also, Bai tomorrow at 10am

GWAN BAI AND THE YCPs (m)

>>151397632
If your back hurts, it means you're growing, therefore still young and just need time.

>>151375582
>alri, very nice lemon jester photo, but where are the lap(ped) maidens??
I have to be honest with you, fäm, but Georgians girls aren't really my type apparently. Give me a Bulgarian or Polish maid!

>>151375624
Kek, there were unironically lots of Stalin socks and magnets being sold.

>>151376458
>How's the food over there?
Amazing (if you love cilantro). However, after more than 10 days you look forward to eating something else again.

>>151377036
It never even began für us

>>151393717
M-Must not pull....

>>151395762
This season is hard times for Boy/Boi gwanners

Good morning lads, how are we?
>Only player I'm gwanning is young Pullen
What a line-up fuck me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESI

>>151403014
Take the KowalskiPill

>>151403197
GWAN DESI

>>151403197
>dubs birthday
checked

check out Kreishh's gargools!

>>151402904
This does NOT include Bai.

>>151403284
In dubs-related news: Only 55 days until the 2025 Snppker Shppt Put!

Bai is looking kinda... heh... pullable...

>>151403286
>supposed to help you pot the lot
>highest break of 43

>>151403288
>>151403563
MenBros are quaking

GWANTONI

>>151403565
>MenBros are quaking
Literally never stood a chance.

GWAN

>>151403014
>not gwanning my boy Jordan Brown
Kenneth, I am disappoint.

>>151403197
Happy birthday to are little goblin!

>>151403197
Oh, forgot about this post. Happy birthday, Desi!

what's the best Desi moment? for me, it's this

>>151405917
Table climbing Desi is best Desi

>>151393329
>I think I'll get "War and Peace" by Leo.
I've read War and Peace; it's overrated but it's okay. I recently read The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky and that was pretty good, although it's incredibly boring for literally the first 300 pages or so. The best classic Russian novel I've read is Crime and Punishment, and the real GOAT of classic literature is Les Miserables. Les Miserables dabs on everyone, no cap fr fr.

>>151403197
Happy birthday, Desi! I got you a present but it's at the bottom of this full box of popcorn on my lap.

FRIDAY

>10:00
Robbie Williams v Bai Yulu (f)
Scott Donaldson v Gao Yang
Xu Si v Changler Bingyu

>13:00
David Lilley v Antoni Kowalski
Gonk Chenzhi v Robbie McGuigan
Ishpreet Singh v Dylan Emery
Daniel Wells v Liam Pullen

>16:00
Theppy Un-Nooh v Chachapong Nasa
Luca Brecel v Steven Hallworth
Ricky Walden v Wang Yuchen
Fan Zhengyi v Cheung Kawaii

>19:00
Stan Moody v Ross Muir
Mark Davis v Liam Graham
He Guoqiang v Alex Ursenbacher
Zak Surety v Duane Jones

>>151408284
I liked Karamazov better than Crime. But I most likely haven't read Les Miserables, I'll keep it in mind, thanks.

>>151409307
GWAN BAI
GWAN SCOTT
GWAN THE YCPs

>>151405917
Either webm related or the /147/ shout-out she gave >us

>>151409307
GWAN SCOTT DONALDSUNN)))

Alri' lads, how are we?
>>151417705
>GWAN SCOTT DONALDSUNN
YES

GWANTONI

>>151420489
more like INtoni

Brelel pulled out again btw

>>151420489
how do you say 'go on the boy' in Polish?

GWAN THEP
GWAN RICK

>>151420750
IDŹ CHŁOPCZE
Or, colloquially:
DAJESZ CHŁOPAK
although it doesn't literally mean "go".

I don't want to upset anybody, but I was sent a preview of the schedule and it seems that there is no snooker tomorrow. Let us hope it's just a clerical error.

>>151422155
>a whole 24 hours without snooker
wat dou?

GWAN STANIEL

>>151422734
>wat dou?
I just bought five video games out of sheer despair.

Exciting news everyone, /Are Girl/ Yasmine has been sent to Egypt as an envoy for the WST as they push to secure a Giza Masters event for the 2026 season. Talks have been positive thus far, and it's thought that qualifiers for the event could even be held in the prestigious Tomb Of Tutankhamun (subject to minor refurbishments).

>>151419071
>Alri' lads, how are we?
I'm out and down with a cold.

>>151420172
She's still young

>>151420608
Of his cocaine gf?

>>151422155
Barry Hearn will pay for this

>>151425963
Imagine you are inside a dark pyramid with only a candle to give you light and you turn around and see Mr Rob

>>151425963
>held in the prestigious Tomb Of Tutankhamun
GWAN RAY

>>151433089
>I'm out and down with a cold.
>

>>151309721
How does he wear his sunglasses so far down his face like that?

So, what are >we watching?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ILvJlM2viY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZQ9tIOZ5E
I think I'll go with the latter, because it doesn't have fisheye effect.

>>151435505
Happiest Snooker enthusiast

>>151425963
Yasmine reminds me of my old archeryfu who was also called Yasemin.

>>151436040
this cannot be a coincidence

Alright, ordered that celebratory kebab.

>>151435760
At least he still has some hair.

Good luck to all EFLchads today (not to be confused with GNELFchads)

>>151434933
What? Sorry?? They are in a normal sunglasses position so please learn to into sunglasses positions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnEmD17kYsE

SUNDAY - Northern Ireland Open

Round 1 (bo7)

>10:00
Chris Wakelin v Lan Yuhao

>13:00
Zhao Xintong v Jordan Brown
Wu Yize v Scott Donaldson
Noppon Saengkham v Ashley Hugill (a)
>Followed by
Mark Selby v Ian Burns
Hossein Vafaei v Ben Woollaston
Pang Junxu v Robbie Williams

>19:00
Judd Trump v Anthony McGill
David Gilbert v He Guoqiang
Jackson Page v Steven Hallworth
>Followed by
John Higgins v Louis Heathcote
Jack Lisowski v Hairy Tapir

>>151442769
>Zhao
>Brown
>Wu
>Scottson
>Noppo
>Selby
>Pang
>Tony
>Riggy
Wew.

While >waiting, I was browsing random things and accidentally remembered a free RPG Maker game I played a few months ago. I tried looking for their site to see whether they're making another one, but instead stumbled across a store where they sell stuff like art books or acrylic stands and since I liked the game quite a lot, I bought something digital for 5 pounds and added another 5 as a tip.
Funny, when you do something good, it's like some kind of a meter has filled, so you can now do nothing with clear conscience. Need to do this from time to time, since it's the easiest and quickest way.

Mark Selby, one hour until snooker.

GO ON THE UHHHH PLAYERS

Is there a reason they’ve given Weakling a session all to himself on the first day of the tournament? Seems like bizarre scheduling to me.

>>151461021
there have been three w/o in this round

>>151461021
I agree, Kyle should be on table two.

>>151461021
Fu would have been playing but he had a wanking accident

GWAN JB
GWAN SCOTTY
GWAN NOPPY

>>151461846
This, except Wu and Zhao too.

GWAN all six players in these first three matches of the afternoon session, actually.

>>151461890
and Hugill

Tong getting thoroughly zested here

>>151461021
>morning shift
>called Wakelin
this is fine

>>151461932
>>151461933
Actually, yes. GWAN ALL

>>151461989
It would be a different matter, if his name was Wakelate.

>>151461953
It's surprising how badly he can play in these smaller tournaments.

>>151462422
Yep. He's without doubt the most hot and cold player on tour.

Here's your next world champion bro

W U C I D E R

>>151462852
Sounds good to me

GWAN JESTER

GWAN THE SHARK

>>151462852
Fund it!

>>151462854
>M U L L E T C I D E R

>35 left
>35 difference
Yep, it's snooker time.

>Scat

>>151463227
Wu "Cletus" Yize

Z E S T U R Y

>>151464530
Turns out 30 quid a month is too much for the snooks!?

You now remember when Nppppn was good
>NI Open round 1: lost 4-2 to Hugill (a)
>Xi'an Grand Prix round 3: lost 5-0 to Pullen
>British Open round 3: lost 4-3 to Changler Bingyu
>English Open round 2: lost 4-2 to Zhao Hanyang
>Wuhan Open round 2: lost 5-1 to Yuelong
>Saudi Masters round 4: lost 5-2 to O.Lines

>>151464530
good on you for the heads up

Jester: IN

>>151464901
Redemption arc: SOON

>>151465741
>Redemption arc: SOON
I elected to omit two defeats to Robertson (Jimmy) this year and losing to Sunny in the WC Qualifiers

Cheatong bros...

funny how the non stop centuries cease as soon as they are back playing over here

>>151466182
noooo stop noticing

>>151466182
China is closer to the equator, leading to higher centrifugal forces towards the corner pockets.

When Luca was shit after his WC win at least he had the excuse of being on a year long drugs bender. Whats Xintong's excuse?

>>151467831
Triad sponsored sleep deprivation by the looks of him

GWANTHONY

>>151469943
>Jebb
We need a strong Anthony like never before.

>>151470257
>jedd still without his nawty potting powers
Antoknee ez w

>>151470468
oh fuck what have i done

>>151472066
It's already over at this point, so there's no need to worry about it.

>>151472066
you jebbed it, curse you

GWAN McGRILL

two more ant'ny

Anthony Hamilton: MENTIONED

>>151475272
that was some top banter from the young lad

This program was sponsored by It Is What It Is Inc.

>>151476130
I'm tired robbie

MONDAY - Northern Ireland Open

Round 1 (bo7)

>10:00
Elliot Slessor v Fan Zhengyi

>13:00
Barry Blorkins v Zak Surety
Zhou Yuelong v Dylan Emery
Yuan Sijun v Daniel Wells
>Followed by
Shaun Murphy v David Lilley
Lei Peifan v Aaron Hill

>19:00
Stuart Bingham v Jimmy Robertson
Mark Allen v Robert Milkins
Jak Jones v Martin O'Donnnell
>Followed by
Jumpin' Joe O'Connor v Theppy Un-Nooh
Gary Wilson v Chang Bingyu

>>151475845
I keep getting older but he just stays the same

>>151487948
GWAN SLESS
GWAN FAN

>Missing loopy season due to fucking work
I want to NEET so badly. Life peaked during the UK championships 2020

>>151492961
Someday we'll all be free (to watch snooker all day)

>>151493781
I would like to know more about this sausage competition. Is it who can eat the most sausages? And are there players who can really compete with Shaun Murphy on that?

>>151493781
>‘I’ve spoken with the Wilsons about it and it was purely just said in jest,’
Jestpilled

gwan Blobby
ungwan everyone else

simple as.

Neil manages to contract COVID-25

>>151494354
>Ynr the multiple moggings Judd has handed out to his "friend"

GWAN BLORKO
GWAN YU(ELONG / AN)

>>151494300
>game has an unnecessary number of sequels

>>151494354
>>151494519
Let's not do this again.

>>151494354
isn't this the case in pretty much every event that they both enter

I've been sick...

>>151495397
omg

>>151434750
Thank you, Polefren. The last two days I was pretty down and out but feeling better today already.

>>151461021
>>151461989
...heh

>>151462852
Yes, yes, YES!

>>151464901
>You now remember when Nppppn was good
I think I actually don't remember...

>>151466182
Barry Hearn has never rigged anything

>>151492961
>Life peaked during the UK championships 2020
Good times, Kenneth, good times...

>>151495730
>Good times, Kenneth, good times...
May they come back again, Austria, much like my copy of woodcutters.
>The last two days I was pretty down and out but feeling better today already.
Good, bad to be sick over a weekend.

I'm not seeing nearly enough posts about Blorkyhawk's latest destruction

>>151496033
Trying not to jinx the eventual Jester - Hawk final of course

>>151496638
One extreme of the pendulum-chan swing is a Jester v Blork final, the other extreme is >>151494354

>>151497004
Judd and Jack would be fun too (IF you know what I mean, haha)

>>151497354
Imagine the post match party... actually i'd rather not

>>151497573
>Imagine the post match party

/AreEternalGirl/ Jasmine has today won the Arab Championship! (*cough* 9 ball pool)

CIDERMANCIDER

>managed to finish 3 (Mark Selby, 1 + Mark Selby, 1 + Mark Selby, 1) frames

Piggy: O U T

>>151499267
GWAN LMAOLLEN

mork and mindy, action man and sindy

>>151499414
>ast below 30s
"Real Snooker" yeah ok

>>151499453
i dont mess about

GWAN THEPPY
GWAN GNELF

>>151499468
Strange, it must've glitched or something when I was taking the screenshot. They're both over 30s, of course.

>>151499521
das it mane

TOOSDAY - Northern Ireland Open

Round 1 (bo7)

>10:00
Stephen Maguire v Luca Brecel
Zhang Panda v Mark Davis

>13:00
Kyren Wilson v Oliver Lines
Si Jiahui v Cheung Kawaii
>Followed by
Ali Carter v Stan Moody (Moodygoat going for the hattrick)
Matt Selt v Ryan Day

Round 2 (bo7)

>19:00
Judd Trump v Jackson Page
Chris Wakelin v Tom Ford
Yuan Sijun v Long Zehuang
>Followed by
Barry Blorkins v Aaron Hill
John Higgins v Pang Junxu

>>151503899
MAGWANNER
GWANDA

You know that copypasta we have that goes, "Imagine being Kyren Wilson and having to be all like, DAMN, Sophie, you so fine" or whatever it is? It turns out that's an edited copypasta that gets used in other places as well: >>>/p/4475190

So now I want to find the original, and I can't. Does anybody know where it came from?

>>151514463
It's was originally about the strip scene from True Lies

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmcXXeWQu8

>Seethen IN
>Mavis IN
nice

>>151514463
oldest post like this I could find
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/24535761/#24535840

>>151514527
>>151514571
Fuck yeah. Thank you so much.

>>151514605
np. Reading that thread someone says it's originally about porn (because of course lmao), not the Arnold film. Learn something new everyday i guess.

Oli Lines looking SEXY again

>>151515062
absolutely mogging Koiren

Might grow my beard in appreciation of Oliver "Sex Hunk" Lines

Shame about the Mouse, but the more important match went well.

>>151514463
Ha ha.. very cool, good sirs..but please send your energy to Koiren Wilson, all sirss.

>byeren

>>151515297
Dark Mavis is just too strong these days

GWAN 'THEW
GWAN ALEH

>>151515631
Can he win his first ranking title before Jack Lisowski though? The competition between the two is going to be legendary.

GWAN MOOD

M O O D C I D E R

go moodyman

There's a bloke in the front row that looks suspiciously like Elliot Slessor

>>151516436
>>151516803
>>151516816
Sorry lads, the shart always wins.

>>151514463
I can't believe you didn't know that. It's about based Arnie as >>151514527 and >>151514571 have already posted.

>>151516816
>Moodymann[1].png
Based and Moodymann-pilled. For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KrFelB-0Hw

Anna is a palindrome

>>151517838
Where can I subscribe to more Anna facts?

gwan pagemaster

GWAN JACKEH

GWAN THE HAWK

>>151519934
10/10 post

>>151515973
Resentment Jack will never win a flower pot.

>>151520767
Never doubted for a second that he'd pull this back for a HAWKCIDER

Rip Hawk, Big up young Hilliam.

why is he like this

why do I love him more than ever...

GWAN THE P
GWAN THE YC P

>>151437979
but they're literally below the equator

>>151522694
He has a certain magnetism

GWAN ALL THE LADS IN THE SESSION

>New Laptop
>Have to start my /147/ folder again
Off I go!

>>151529852
Have a Tati

>>151529852
got you senpai

Haha time for lemons

Dearest sirs and lady-sirs, please continue to support Vache-ji in celebrations of Diwali, thank you very much. _/\_

>jagg

>>151530700
Good afternoon Kyren Sirss, I will send the energy to the warrior. Hopefully he redeem, thank you sir.

busty Malgorzata is looking particularly busty today

GWAN SELBEH
GWAN GUIRE YOU RETARDED GORILLA

At least Thep won...

>Kekby
That was a negative, and now I need two positives.

>>151531438
You'll get one soon, but only if you like Murphy.

GWAN THE GNELF
GWAN THE SLESS

>>151531448
The Geordie lads will do the needful

>>151531516
Alas, Sless is slain...

>>151531573
>lelby losing to jobbers weekly
>shornwinslol
Good thing we have Gnelf to save us from a third morph final... right?

>>151532197
That's a heavy load to carry for one tiny gnelf's shoulders.

>>151530324
is Tati natty?

>come home and check results
Why...

>>151530700
>>151530772
Speaking of, anyone seen India-Anon?

>>151529852
Here you go, Kenneth.

>>151532592
>Speaking of, anyone seen India-Anon?
Not since the last time Kylel's only fan turned on his vpn

>>151532592
Yesterday, when Kyle was playing, of course. >>151515602

>>151532851
What is it with you and Koiren anyway? a strange sort of hatred for such a meh fella.

>>151533891
>defending champion
>forced to play the late session

GWAN ZHOU
GWAN JORDAN
GWAN MORK

I caught something again. I think I'll need a few days of video games, snooker and Hako to return to health.

My boy Jordan brownwashed the destroyer of Nop, the Huge Hill himself.

>>151536489
he's making good use of that +250% Potting Accuracy buff he gets when in Belfast

Is Jordan Brown the worst ranking winner?

>>151536596
there's a World Champion that is worse.

add Are Yassy to the list of people that have won more events than Jegg

>>151532901
It's all starting to make sense

>>151533891
>We live inside a dream

>>151534070
Get well soon and don't forget to eat your lemons

>>151536489
>>151536548
I love my boy Jordan "Jordan Brown" Brown

>>151537961
GO ON THE GIRL

>>151537961
Just take a trophy, you... you... DOUBLE ARAB.

>>151542913
>Get well soon
N-nooo...

>pic
Lmeol.

GUAN YUAN
GWAN GNELF

GNAN

what does it feel like to be "gnelfed"?

Gnelfsisters...

>>151546801
It would be extremely painful

>>151546897
The comeback starts now

>defeats young Moodygoat
>leaves
my president

>>151547116
That’s an incredibly muscular neck. If women have weird fetishes like men do, Gary the forest Wilson is going to have an entire website dedicated to lusting over him. The fact that he’s based means this is fine, of course.

>>151547083
do we know why hes pulled out?

Not the best couple of days.
Alright, time to do the 'rona test (plus four other flus). Hope I can pass, I didn't study at all.

>>151547116
JUST

>>151547698
>I haven't practised at all since I got back from China, apart from one exhibition. That's no excuse but I have had a very important family matter which has been in the background for 18 months, thankfully it is all dealt with now.
Maybe something to do with this

kill jester

>It's a "Semi's are better than the final" tournament
I have a feeling this will happen

I failed all five of them.

>>151548168
>It's a "Semi's are better than the final" tournament
It could be Kyle, Ford, Jebb and Shorn.

You will be watching the prestigious 2025 Machineseeker European dart championship along the snooker, right /147/?

>>151548900
>darts
I am yet to be convinced

is there a stream for my boy jordan and not my boy shorn?

GWAN JORDAN

>>151549806
Yep, this one has both matches:
https://snooker-live.ru/

>>151548447
>get ill
>hehe time for snooker
>it's a Kyren - Shorn final
Perhaps you dodged a bullet

>>151549864
cheers, but i can only see two videos both playing kyren

CAM ON JORDYN

>>151549051
Yeah, the carpets are nothing to write home about

>>151549916
>cheers, but i can only see two videos both playing kyren
my condolences

https://cdn.livetv868.me/webplayer2.php?t=ifr&c=2858411&lang=en&eid=309538894&lid=2858411&ci=234&si=29

>>151549894
Going to the doctor tomorrow and I'm stil going to try getting the whole next week off, since there's Women's Open.

>>151549916
Yeah, the second one was Jordan, but not any more.

>>151550212
Nice, thanks!

>>151550225
>Women's Open
Ah a fellow patrician

>JB
I never doubted for a second.. unless

>>151550624
The only thing I doubt is whether the food establishments of Belfast can meet the demands of Morphy's post-defeat appetite.

>>151550665
Spoiler: they can't

GWAN THEPPY

The Vanishing of Ali Carter

>>151551149
>The Vanishing of Ali Carter
Or Gone with the Wind.

this is why brown is the worst colour.

BASED JORDAN

Now I can use my remaining gwan energy to gwan Thep.

GWAN THEP

>>151551499
>implying
>gnelflying, even

>>151551201
lel

>>151551499
*wins*

we're so back

>NI Derby Quarter-Final
/Kino/

>>151551776
Thank you based Jordan for saving us from the prospect of a third consecutive Morph final

Thai bros...

bro this match is fire fr fr no cap ong they is str8 bussin out there ong Jack is playin clean ngl imma dap it up

>>151552097
6 7 bro, 6 7

FRIDAY - Northern Ireland Open Quarterfinals

>12:00 (bo9)
John Jiggins v Judd Jump

>15:00
Kyren Wilson v Jegg Lisowski

>19:00
Mark Allen v Jordan Brown
Tom Ford v Zhou Yuelong

>>151556991
Whatever happened to this guy?

>>151547116
>wut.png
What did he mean by this?

>>151548900
Ah, damn. Thanks for reminding me, I haven't been watching the arrers for a while.

>>151551748
>>151551776
>>151555153
I love my boy Jordan Brown so much

[The hahaing in the distance draws closer.]

Time to go to the doctor. Should be back for snooker.
Doktor, turn off my video games inhibitors.

>>151548447
>I failed all five of them.
STOP THE COUNT
I have the 'rona. Video games, snooker and Hako until the end of the month.

I thought covid was some super-dangerous disease, and they didn't prescribe me literally anything, just told me I can continue taking something for the fever.

>>151560648
No.

>>151561174
>>151561495
Did you pay the doctor under the table for a sick note so you could watch Snooker and play vidya all day?

GWAN SHIGGY DIGGY

>>151562147
Poland has never bribed a doctor or feigned an illness.

>>151561495
>I have the 'rona.
>In 2025 AD
Poland......

Crazy pot to go for there

>>151562274
I read old books and play popular games only when they're old, because if they can stand the test of time, it means they worth the effort. Same with flus.

>>151562327
I'm still waiting for the jury to be in on Game of Thrones.

>>151562204
>Poland has never bribed a doctor or feigned an illness.
We need a independent tribunal ASAP

GWAN HAGGIS

Riggy, please...
Semis and final could still be not bad.

>>151562517
Two weeks until the last book is out.

>>151562667
Poland has never bribed or threatened an independent tribunal.

could this be jecks time?

>>151563028
>Boy-O-Vision

All good sirss , please send all your power to Worrior Wilson. Thank you _/\_

[A wafting cloud of Axe body spray engulfs you. It's getting harder to breathe.]

Is it finally Jegg's turn?

>>151563556
>>151564190
>Not so fast, young man.

Jegg's first semifinal for about 5 years I think

>>151564977
2

>>151565304
you're right, maybe I was thinking of ranking final?

>>151563556
>>151564190
Yes, the "ranking titles" jokes end in two days. Laugh while you still can.

>>151565360
It's been 5 years since all the Jebb v Jegg finals?

GWAN ZHO
GWAN JO

>>151565360
Yes, during the Golden Age of Marshall Arena in Milton Keynes... home.

Jegg bros... we've see off Selby
We've conquered Kyren
It's our time. It's our moment.

>>151565558
I will always laugh at the fact the poor fucker had to go up against Super Boy in 3 of his 6 finals or whatever. Poor little jegg

>>151565578
All this just to lose to the Chinese version of himself in the semis... it's LISOWSKIAN

>>151565583
and it got progressively worse
>10-7
>9-2
>4-0

>>151565583
Fourth times the charm as they say

tati hips

>>151565708
good post

>>151565708
[ USER WAS BONKED FOR THIS POST ]

>>151565708
Wrong gif. Again.

what has Mork taped up on his sleeve, some sort of banned sponsor?

>>151565723
>>151565729
>>151565751
>too distracted by tati to choose the right gif
Many such cases!

This looks like a great venue when the cameras pan around.

>>151566378
Yeah it's nice, all the players seem to mention how they like it as well.

J B T U R Y X2

My boy Jordan needs more time. At least Zhou won.
I decided to turn my alarm off and use this opportunity to check how long I can sleep. Hope I won't miss the final.

After years of what seemed to be fatal exhaustion, I give my organism a chance to recover and what? I manage to sleep for 7 hours, then give up after 30 minutes of trying to fall asleep again.
Maybe I wasn't that tired after all. Maybe I could play video games for an another half hour daily.

good luck to all EFLchads today

>>151582285
He's not even playing THOUGH?

>>151582318
Read THE post again!

Where are we watching streams these days?

>>151582452
Ayup MorkAnon

>>151582583
https://snooker-live.ru/

GWAN ZHOU

>>151582501
Oh, you forgot to include the important information:
>(not to be confused with GNELFchads)

>>151582583
>https://snooker-live.ru/
Straight outta Kremlin.

>>151582583
Based DMAX has it on real TV! Sky channel 159, Freeview channel something else!

>>151582583
good ol' freestreams

>>151582688
>>151582690
>>151582695
>>151582716
Danke gozaimasu

>>151582583
VLC
https://pastebin.com/tRSLRCNm

>>151582912
>.ru
>*laughs in KGB*

>>151582912
only streams he knows about is the streams of saudi money to his Jersey accounts

This time it has to be it, right?

Liking the look of this young Lizardski lad. Reckon he’ll do well on the tour.

>>151583003
The Boi awaits

1 red 1 black

>>151582957
Vladivostok Masters soon...

>>151582980
Barry Hearn would never accept funding from dubious governments or individuals

My boy Zhou is just waiting for the right moment to settle.

me love yuelong time