>poe headquarters
>alright guise, we need a MILLION BILLION possible mods and rolls on all equipment
>"chance for auto sprint on attack" BRILLIANT
>"gold-find as a new stat" HOLY SHIIIIIET
>"less chance to be stunned while sprinting" YES SAAAAAAR REDEEEEEM
>"alright boss, what about more mods for maps?"
>what are maps? fuck that shit, increased damage for monsters and less movement speed for players is all you ever need here
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>back to back shorn finals
>>96666805
Let's see...
>Female Bretonnian Knight, Melee
Fail, Bret women don't fight
>Female Halfling, Bow
Pass, canon
>Male Wizard, Lore of Beasts
Pass, something other than Light, Shadow, or Fire
>Male Wood Elf, Bow
Pass, canon
>Female Dwarf, Pistol & Hammer
Fail, dwarven women are anvils
>Male Imperial, Swordsman
Fail, New Years' rapist and not bohemian
>Beastmen, Assorted
Fail, too close to human size and physique
>Background
Fail, not enough skulls, scruffy crows, spiked rats, or things on fire
>The Old World
Fail, not Warhammer
>Current GW
Fail, can't write their way out of a paper bag.
3/10 not looking so hot. Shit'll be filled with PoC, modern politics, watered-down rules for "accessibility", gloss over fluff they don't understand, and the elf and wizard are probably depicted in a gay romance since they're the only ones who look halfway cool/interesting/canon.
>inb4 judging a book by the cover
It's modern GW, you can and should
Let's see...
>Female Bretonnian Knight, Melee
Fail, Bret women don't fight
>Female Halfling, Bow
Pass, canon
>Male Wizard, Lore of Beasts
Pass, something other than Light, Shadow, or Fire
>Male Wood Elf, Bow
Pass, canon
>Female Dwarf, Pistol & Hammer
Fail, dwarven women are anvils
>Male Imperial, Swordsman
Fail, New Years' rapist and not bohemian
>Beastmen, Assorted
Fail, too close to human size and physique
>Background
Fail, not enough skulls, scruffy crows, spiked rats, or things on fire
>The Old World
Fail, not Warhammer
>Current GW
Fail, can't write their way out of a paper bag.
3/10 not looking so hot. Shit'll be filled with PoC, modern politics, watered-down rules for "accessibility", gloss over fluff they don't understand, and the elf and wizard are probably depicted in a gay romance since they're the only ones who look halfway cool/interesting/canon.
>inb4 judging a book by the cover
It's modern GW, you can and should
Cairo is fucking unplayable now that 'everyone' knows how to get up on the overpass and roofs
every single game night with my paypig friends
>they run 2 card combos and game changers when everyone is just playing bracket 2
>whip out my budget seamonster infinite mana combo jank deck
>"nooooo anon that's not fun, if you are playing combo then everyone has to play combo"
>whip out another low power deck with a $200 land base
>"nooooo anon hurt and shocklands are OP nobody here has them"
>fine I'll play my draft chaff deck
>get obviously stomped
>"nooooo anon don't just downgrade your decks because of us, you can play anything you want :^)"
>they run 2 card combos and game changers when everyone is just playing bracket 2
>whip out my budget seamonster infinite mana combo jank deck
>"nooooo anon that's not fun, if you are playing combo then everyone has to play combo"
>whip out another low power deck with a $200 land base
>"nooooo anon hurt and shocklands are OP nobody here has them"
>fine I'll play my draft chaff deck
>get obviously stomped
>"nooooo anon don't just downgrade your decks because of us, you can play anything you want :^)"