/edhg/ - EDH / Commander General - /tg/ (#95873790) [Archived: 948 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:20:49 AM No.95873790
1745604408657747
1745604408657747
md5: c4f5eeb175512f0f049ab98857245a84๐Ÿ”
Previously: >>95865611

Universes Beyond is milk edition

>Most recent bracket system update
magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-april-22-2025

>Outline article introducing the bracket system
magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta

>Current banlist
magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned

>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committee
mtgcommander.net

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet
www.edhrec.com

>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices
www.archidekt.com
www.moxfield.com
www.tappedout.net

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity
managathering.com

>Card search
scryfall.com

>Make custom cards
magicseteditor.boards.net
mtg.design
mtgcardsmith.com

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM (embed)

>How to proxy using any printer
mtgprint.cardtrader.com

>Precons
magicprecons.com

TQ: Favorite UB showcase art style?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:23:12 AM No.95873806
1726241410489107
1726241410489107
md5: df7b371b023afea7b45d10fca30e1a5f๐Ÿ”
I pulled a surge foil noctis from probably the only collector booster I'll buy. Am I obligated to build him now?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:24:46 AM No.95873819
file
file
md5: c18e69471ee686902c48252b72d110e7๐Ÿ”
>>95873790 (OP)
>TQ: Favorite UB showcase art style?
I'm so incredibly glad Amano got to do cards
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:28:48 AM No.95873844
>>95873806
well you did invest 80 bucks in him so you may as well
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:29:45 AM No.95873848
>>95873844
Gamestop had a ton of product at msrp, just limit one per. So the pack was like $42
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:29:50 AM No.95873849
IMG_20250614_222914
IMG_20250614_222914
md5: fa8ed6a3d826f897caa8b92ea54abafa๐Ÿ”
Post your Saturday mail
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:35:04 AM No.95873883
>>95873848
holy based gamestop
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:36:12 AM No.95873892
212540_in_1000x1000
212540_in_1000x1000
md5: 51d58f398bf62f9ced53e354a23a5888๐Ÿ”
>>95873849
I don't feel like getting it back out; but a foil showcase Sea-Dasher Octopus, Clutch of the Undercity, Dimir Machinations and Perplex.

Yesterday it was my little witch adventures secret lair though, they're real cute.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:37:45 AM No.95873904
afr-317-delina-wild-mage
afr-317-delina-wild-mage
md5: 803ed77f43e141a045fd2d397afb5978๐Ÿ”
>tq
I could go for more dnd sets.
The individual art for these is very hit or miss, especially with faces, but I think the general style of these look good and still like a magic card
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:44:44 AM No.95873945
IMG_8547
IMG_8547
md5: 6f5160c02edd6b350582ccca82d16076๐Ÿ”
Friday FNM at my shop has a $5 entry fee, but whoever wins the pod gets $10 in store credit for winning, maximum of 2 per pod. Despite this, itโ€™s still a casual environment because who the fuck is going to angle shoot over $20 in marked up singles.

Anyways, someone did. On Friday, we had a player a couple pods over with a fully netdecked almost fully proxied Bracket 4 eldrazi deck. Almost all of the lands, creatures, and spells were proxied. So was the commander (Ulalek). Which isnโ€™t bad on its own, except for the fact that the rest of the table was solidly bracket 3 and he was high bracket 4. Also, he straight up didnโ€™t know how to play the deck; he thought cascade was โ€œless than or equal toโ€ not โ€œless thanโ€ and tried to cascade sire of seven into ugin.

All in all, he was simultaneously way more powerful than the rest of the pod but unable to convert that advantage due to having zero threat assessment or game IQ, and being generally stupid. I talked to some of the others in his pod as we were walking out, and they said it felt like a retarded mountain lion poorly mauling a toddler for 4 hours before finally eating it. Then, I wake up to picrel discord announcement this morning. I donโ€™t really know what to say to this. There isnโ€™t really a point to this story. I just fucking hate it when someone tries to go hard and jam out that they ruin FNM like this.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:54:48 AM No.95873988
>>95873945
Damn meanwhile my store just sells the "playtest cards" (proxies)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:55:32 AM No.95873992
>>95873945
I can't imagine anyone giving a shit about the bracket system so I also do not know what to think about your post.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:04:29 AM No.95874034
>>95873945
Honestly this is what happens when bad faith actors enter a system based on good faith. Sadly, they had to modify their rules to account for it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:07:27 AM No.95874051
mp2-19-attrition
mp2-19-attrition
md5: 97c72bc89500017cbb7b14ae94610be9๐Ÿ”
>>95873790 (OP)
>tq
I'm going to catch shit, but the Invocations have really grown on me over the years.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:09:01 AM No.95874053
>>95873945
>for any reason
Other than this, the rules are quite reasonable. That rider is far too vague. I don't really fault them though.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:18:56 AM No.95874086
>>95873945
>he straight up didnโ€™t know how to play the deck
Sounds like every Yugioh player I've ever met.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:21:08 AM No.95874093
fca-12-ancient-copper-dragon
fca-12-ancient-copper-dragon
md5: b7cb1d2fd86b2d01b5d1083187db9e6f๐Ÿ”
>>95873790 (OP)
>TQ: Favorite UB showcase art style?
Best dragon of all time.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:21:12 AM No.95874094
Sephiroth, Fallen Hero (Counter Guardian Emiya)
Sephiroth, Fallen Hero (Counter Guardian Emiya)
md5: 3ad78a1b91df763316b4141a0024160a๐Ÿ”
>He buys UB cards
>He doesn't make UB proxies of UB cards
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:23:36 AM No.95874104
>>95874094
I don't proxy cards except to playtest or if I fuck up orders. I don't see much point to it unless the cards are way fucking expensive, which then generally means I probably don't need that kind of gas at a commander table.

If I end up needing more juice for the deck, then I just buy the card when it shows up at my LGS or online.

Thanks for reading my blog.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:24:43 AM No.95874114
laughing chad
laughing chad
md5: 56a035dacabed5e464cf8375382f2e9a๐Ÿ”
>>95874104
I proxy basics
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:25:41 AM No.95874119
1672831185082211
1672831185082211
md5: d6070411208abf51e791e4d1225252fb๐Ÿ”
>>95873945
Hilarious, thanks for sharing.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:35:52 AM No.95874177
Should I take apart my W/U Abdel deck to build mono W Abdel, W/B Abdel, Brago, and/or Yorion?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:38:52 AM No.95874193
>>95874177
Mono W Abdel is quite fun
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:43:35 AM No.95874227
>>95874094
how does that make sense? it's not like emiya ever gave other people swords, and the arm thing only happened in HF
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:53:49 AM No.95874283
>>95874227
Now that you mention it, he's not a very good fit. I actually think I just glitched out and assumed he was proxying Squall, SeeD Mercenary.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:58:35 AM No.95874310
1729927521666957
1729927521666957
md5: 4337e5a52da91255af2a102ffb5e5bbb๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>95874676
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:59:50 AM No.95874316
Kaldra Compleat (The Sword of Promised Victory) 2
Kaldra Compleat (The Sword of Promised Victory) 2
md5: 4aa9305c56edd950a8ea9ba993ee67ec๐Ÿ”
>>95874227
It's for a living weapon deck. He shoots swords at people.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:03:46 AM No.95874336
>>95874316
that also makes no sense. when did excalibur get up by itself and start hitting things?
isn't there a weapon that possesses a master and gives them minor servant stats in strange/fake or something? use that.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:07:06 AM No.95874348
>>95874336
Excalibur is the divine will of the planet itself
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:09:15 AM No.95874356
>>95874348
>when did excalibur get up by itself and start hitting things
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:11:30 AM No.95874369
>>95873790 (OP)
Why didn't anyone teach the nip who made this how to draw
This is middle school notebook scribble level
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:14:05 AM No.95874382
>>95873819
How many times has Azusa gotten the UB treatment now?

>>95874094
I can't imagine being gay enough to want my cards to look like gachaslop.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:16:06 AM No.95874388
file
file
md5: bd24c6fd08383e4802c9f88419efa6e2๐Ÿ”
>>95874382
>How many times has Azusa gotten the UB treatment now?
Not as many as you remember
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:21:21 AM No.95874418
>>95873790 (OP)
>>95873806
>>95873892

This cards all display my biggest problem with MTG. If I was a new player I'd be asking "what is dash/mutate/lifelink?" The best of my knowledge the only way to find out is ask another player or Google it. I have only ever seen 1 rule book and I have no idea where it came from.
The other thing is creature type. Monkey Pirate, the fuck is that? He is probably the only one and ever will be. Octopus is surely at least fairly common, and I'd expect human noble to be. It makes it hard to build support for things. I'll never have a card that says "all monkey Pirate you control get. +1/+1 until end of turn" because there are no other monkey Pirate.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:22:04 AM No.95874421
Island
Island
md5: de6a763e870ed777a185554eaa229e6f๐Ÿ”
>>95874114
Whenever I finish a game I like I usually make a set of basics out of it.
Sometimes I'll do a command tower and a utility land too, but basics are obviously a lot easier to fit into new decks.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:23:33 AM No.95874430
>>95874336
they are projections thrown at the enemy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:26:15 AM No.95874445
>>95874418
"monkey pirate" isn't one singular creature type, he's a monkey that benefits from monkey synergy (really just Kibo I think) and mostly synergizes with pirates as he does two things most pirates do, make treasure and "steal" cards. MTG almost never checks to see if something's two creature types to do synergies, this isn't YGO.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:27:38 AM No.95874459
Frankly the art is a bigger draw than the game now.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:27:50 AM No.95874461
1
1
md5: c5809e2b980c3a12e35a41e6fdf190c3๐Ÿ”
>>95874418
>If I was a new player I'd be asking "what is dash/mutate/lifelink?"
I started playing with LCI and I can confirm this was a barrier to entry for a while.
>I'll never have a card that says "all monkey Pirate you control get. +1/+1 until end of turn" because there are no other monkey Pirate
This is retarded though. It doesn't take more than a cursory glance at creature types and any tribal synergy piece to understand a creature is all of its subtypes, not one single combined subtype. I'm having trouble describing what I mean because I can barely comprehend not being able to understand it.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:29:12 AM No.95874467
>>95874418
With the exception of Time Lord, every creature type is a singular word. Ragavan is a Monkey and a Pirate. Plenty of things care about Pirates, few things care about Monkeys.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:29:19 AM No.95874469
>>95874459
For UB, mainly. The in-universe sets are repulsive. Seeing a mouse piloting a cyberpunk laser motorcycle is way more immersion breaking than a soldier with a sword.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:31:09 AM No.95874482
mfw I see modern magic
mfw I see modern magic
md5: ced3ac8a2bfbd8f9094cc7cd626169a5๐Ÿ”
>>95874469
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:31:52 AM No.95874483
>>95874445
>>95874461
Creature types never came up while I actively played, because we all sucked. I did not know that is how they functioned and I am 100% certain no one I played with did either.
That just adds to confusing new players imo
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:35:46 AM No.95874505
Post IRL decks
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:36:19 AM No.95874507
fic-54-cait-sith-fortune-teller
fic-54-cait-sith-fortune-teller
md5: 9b49155321bdeccbb1bb0ef57214f928๐Ÿ”
>>95874461
>I started playing with LCI
why
>>95874469
Thing: Japan
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:42:09 AM No.95874543
214149_in_1000x1000
214149_in_1000x1000
md5: 4f0c24d7146db8728d35d31f293073a8๐Ÿ”
>>95874418
Anon, the showcase art I posted is a special art that does not include the massive fucking explanatory text that came with almost every mutate creature. I ordered it explicitly to look cool because I KNOW HOW THE FUCKING CARD WORKS.

You can be forgiven for not knowing how one of the most complicated set mechanics in the game works, but use your fucking brain.

Dash needs some explaining, but that Zidane is also another special art card, so it's not going to have reminder text.

Lifelink is a type of effect called an 'evergreen' ability; in that it is so commonly printed you will rarely have a game or a pile of cards that don't have at least one card that has it. It's ubiquitous enough you're expected to be learning it when you're learning how the cards work at their most basic level; similar to things like Haste, First Strike or Deathtouch.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:43:48 AM No.95874553
>>95874507
I cannot believe they made Cait Sith uninteresting as fuck. Yusri is a better Cait Sith than Caith Sith.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:52:27 AM No.95874597
>>95874177
Mono is fun
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:52:55 AM No.95874602
I wanna build Moogle tribal but man I wish there were more Moogle cards.

Changelings it is, I suppose.
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Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 6:53:21 AM No.95874605
1749963145481316381957451825371
1749963145481316381957451825371
md5: 20f26d0cd66c75c0b991dd72703cd5d6๐Ÿ”
>>95874505
I finally got to sit down and take a picture of it. This is my current Golbez deck. I kinda wanna add Treno and Mistvault Bridge and it could likely do with a few tweaks. Other considerations like Walking Ballista instead of Torment of Hailfire.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:56:47 AM No.95874621
>>95874605
Have you played it yet? Is it fun?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:59:28 AM No.95874631
FY71BI8XoAIYSuF
FY71BI8XoAIYSuF
md5: 7d949817c3701df487e196658001781d๐Ÿ”
>>95873945
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:00:00 AM No.95874633
>>95874605
this looks expensive as fuck. how much money did you drop on these cards??
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Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 7:00:23 AM No.95874636
>>95874621
Yeah I did, went 3-2 in a 3-man pod on Thursday. When it doesn't get stuck, it's fun and has a lot of triggers. Matoya and Unshakable Tail are all-stars in it. So far the only wincon that's gone off was Golbez himself grabbing Apocalypse Demon, Master of Etherium, or Broodstar. Worldwalker Helm and Stridehangar both make even singular tokens dig deeper, and one game I got out Enhanced Surveillance and really blew through my deck for a win.
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 7:08:44 AM No.95874660
>>95874633
For creatures, mostly cheap or pulled from packs or their original precons but I think I paid 60 for the Arcbound Ravager.
For enchantments, Chains and Rhystic were gifts and Biotransferrence I got from my Necron precon
Instants and Sorceries, I paid for Torment of Hailfire, Mana Drain, and the cheap ones. I unpacked the Fierce Guardianship, and the FoW, Entomb, and Vamp tutor were gifts.
In Artifacts, I bought the Mox Opal, unpacked half a dozen Mox Ambers when I was opening BW, the Chrome, KCI, and Sol Ring were gifts, I think I got the rest normally like TOR from a bundle when the bundle was cheaper than the card itself.
For lands, the inkstains were pulled, the beta lands were in an old box I got from my older brothers' friend like 20 years ago when I started magic (had no idea they were in there til semi-recently), unpacked the Sewers, was given Urza's Saga (and like 3 more copies of it), and gifted the Polluted Delta expedition, I think I bought everything else at various dates over time
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:10:18 AM No.95874665
fdn-141-giada-font-of-hope
fdn-141-giada-font-of-hope
md5: a7b30893eef6a37c0ca98c68dd8e961c๐Ÿ”
>>95874483
Well that's just a matter of mechanical depth. Types-mattering is one of the critical archetypes of the game.
We used to call it Tribal but WotC told us that was racist and renamed it to Kindred so we still call it Tribal.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:11:01 AM No.95874670
>>95874660
yeah I was eyeballing that fucking artifact pile. just that pile looks like $800+, the mox opal alone is like $220
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:12:01 AM No.95874675
dumb crayon rukia
dumb crayon rukia
md5: 99031b3f2c48f7321cfcd29a500bd108๐Ÿ”
>>95874670
swordbro knows no shame
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:12:09 AM No.95874676
sld-1540-rainbow-dash
sld-1540-rainbow-dash
md5: 6020031d65123b44e7684d6f526ee975๐Ÿ”
>>95874310
There's other tcgs out there homos. If you anti-ub pearl clutchers genuinely can't stomach that 50% of the cards being made from now on are going to have names and art you don't like then sell your shit and quit. There's other TCGs out there. You had 20 years to gatekeep or speak with your wallets before UB reached critical mass. You didn't, you consoomed like the good little slop piggy bitches you are and now you're crying about a silly nerd card game having images from other nerd IPs.

No one cares anymore. You lost because you did nothing. And the longer you cry about it the more pathetic and stupid you look. There's so much actually important shit to worry about and fight against in life and here you are seething about a corporate card game. Grow the fuck up lmao
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:12:16 AM No.95874677
>>95874665
>We used to call it Tribal but WotC told us that was racist and renamed it to Kindred so we still call it Tribal.
lol I will never not call it fucking Tribal. That's how it's been for like 30 gd years, I ain't changing
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 7:13:43 AM No.95874683
1749964374870947409919748282833
1749964374870947409919748282833
md5: d23554e806318a35044806bf0dc58970๐Ÿ”
>>95874670
Yeah these are the more expensive ones, the Basalt Monolith is from the International Collector's Edition, I always thought those cards were dumb as a young lad because I didnt play with Sleeves so I wasnt allowed to use them.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:14:46 AM No.95874689
>>95874676
Truth nvke
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:15:53 AM No.95874692
>>95874683
>Frazier Arcane Signet
Hello based department??
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:17:27 AM No.95874698
>>95874676
Based
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:25:25 AM No.95874727
>>95874676
(there's YGO, PKMN, and besides digimon and one piece every other asian card game is all crossover sets)
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:28:20 AM No.95874744
dom-199-muldrotha-the-gravetide
dom-199-muldrotha-the-gravetide
md5: f890f62876453bb0aa8432b27ed4965d๐Ÿ”
Can a noob get some help with making some cuts to my Muldrotha deck?

https://moxfield.com/decks/pFey8l-IA0aoyQtyB3JrTA

It's my first attempt at a deck that isn't your standard "put down minion/hit enemy for damage" and I'm wondering what I lack or have too much of for something which primarily functions off of self mill.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:32:01 AM No.95874755
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:35:14 AM No.95874773
>>95874744
>It's my first attempt at a deck that isn't your standard "put down minion/hit enemy for damage"
You managed to pick one of the only commanders that manages to be less interesting than that.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:37:14 AM No.95874776
>>95874692
I got called a faggot for posting mine
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:38:20 AM No.95874787
atq-17-haunting-wind
atq-17-haunting-wind
md5: 2d2ecf5de08d1223c9e08e100171b407๐Ÿ”
>Treasures?
>Let me take care of him
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:52 AM No.95874800
>>95874787
>20 dollars
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:42:09 AM No.95874801
file
file
md5: 9122aefdd8172b08598deea2d1749b21๐Ÿ”
>>95874787
This is a great one-time trick for all artifact tokens out. Removes all the artifact creature tokens as well
>Then destroy each artifact with mana value less than or equal to the number of rust counters on it.
So it'll remove *all* tokens in play, not just that player's.
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 7:44:49 AM No.95874809
>>95874692
He's one of my favorite artists in magic alongside Harold "Invoking my Prejudice" Mcneil, Terese Nielsen, Ruth Thompson, Snoddy, and Avon
>>95874776
Whoever said that is cringe
Post Frazier jewels
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:44:54 AM No.95874810
2025-06-15_01-44-02
2025-06-15_01-44-02
md5: 2190655f1ae734015ac9eef4105eb6aa๐Ÿ”
>>95874787
Reading is fundamental anon.
Replies: >>95874819 >>95874821
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:44:57 AM No.95874813
me4-170-titania-s-song
me4-170-titania-s-song
md5: 02fc7f3e2e5dbf22e730d7e5cbee4135๐Ÿ”
>>95874787
Still can't beat the classic.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:46:08 AM No.95874819
>>95874810
teehee
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:46:15 AM No.95874821
>>95874810
How was he wrong...?
>they tap treasure to sacrifice and make mana
>take 1 damage per treasure
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:47:14 AM No.95874827
>>95874676
>stop complaining about ub slop and consoom
no
Replies: >>95874840
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:52:05 AM No.95874840
>>95874827
>go play another game if you dont like this one
>somehow telling you to consoom
You're a retard and have a rock for a brain
Replies: >>95874851
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:54:44 AM No.95874851
>>95874840
Ironic thing to say coming from a UB slopper.
Replies: >>95874856 >>95874881
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:55:20 AM No.95874856
>>95874851
Anyone who says slop unironically this consistently is very clearly trolling
Replies: >>95874887 >>95874984
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:58:57 AM No.95874864
>>95874605
>Chains of Mephistopheles
Is that real?
Replies: >>95874883 >>95874897 >>95874930
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:02:57 AM No.95874881
>>95874851
Just leave the thread and go outside dude. You lost. Just take the L
Replies: >>95874909
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:03:08 AM No.95874883
file
file
md5: 90872f0485a2e7145792f823e79bb000๐Ÿ”
>>95874864
holy fuck I didn't realize it was that expensive. that deck is well north of fucking $2k
Replies: >>95874910 >>95875148
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:04:14 AM No.95874887
>>95874856
Nah. If I see slop, I call it slop. And UB is slop. Simple as.
Replies: >>95874906
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 8:06:17 AM No.95874897
>>95874864
It is, my buddy Axel sent me a NM one from TCGplayer and then I had my LGS look at it to confirm it was real after it arrived. After I disassembled Hashaton I didn't really have any deck where it fit so I put it in as a way to cripple decks that want to draw a ton of cards or wheel.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:08:40 AM No.95874906
>>95874887
Anything you like is slop
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:09:09 AM No.95874909
>>95874881
Said the UB slopper seething over a silly comic.
Replies: >>95874912
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:09:55 AM No.95874910
>>95874883
>1000 for Chains
>50 Rhystic
>100 Arcbound
>300 Polluted Delta
>50 Urza's Saga
>50 Simulacrum
>100 Chrome Mox
>200 Mox Opal
>50 Mox Amber
>50 Gemstone Caverns
>75 TOR
>50 FoW
>50 FG
>50 Vamp Tutor
>50 Urborg
Holy fuck you're right
Replies: >>95875148
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:11:08 AM No.95874912
>>95874909
Only one seething here is you. I'm happy
Replies: >>95874942
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:12:30 AM No.95874917
>>95874316
why are proxy cards more readable than actual cards
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:13:30 AM No.95874921
>>95874421
why if someone judge calls you! youโ€™ll have to replace your basics with basics!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:15:34 AM No.95874927
>all that money
>still a mid tier bad deck
>bad/low synergy expensive cards for no reason
>UBslop commander
I knew he was a fag but this is ridiculous
Replies: >>95875148
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:16:43 AM No.95874930
>>95874864
Not him but I built competitive sharuum in like 2011 and got $3 rhystics, $20 grim monolith and the like. They didn't spike until several years later
Replies: >>95874933
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:18:03 AM No.95874933
>>95874930
Man I want a Grim Monolith but I cant afford it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:20:15 AM No.95874942
1749083726980263
1749083726980263
md5: 4151f245a8b544e4a438c5c959dcb3ed๐Ÿ”
>>95874912
>I'm happy
kek
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:25:20 AM No.95874962
>>95874507
isnโ€™t cat sits actually a robot or something i forget. or did new 7 retcon that
Replies: >>95874969
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:27:03 AM No.95874969
>>95874962
artifact creature
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:30:52 AM No.95874984
>>95874856
You underestimate the stupidity of the average consumer.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:34:37 AM No.95874999
hate this stupid game
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:41:46 AM No.95875012
>>95873945
I absolutely hate any EDH FNM that has a prize. It always, always, inevitably, leads to pubstomping retards. The prize could be five dollars and you would still have people showing up with 3000 dollar decks seeking to win via combo by turn two vs timmy with a precon because they just need that prize
Replies: >>95875078
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:47:55 AM No.95875026
>>95873790 (OP)
Uhm, sweaty, we prefer the term "Typal".
Please be more respectful with your language.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:54:57 AM No.95875042
I enjoy the FF set. I just wish the new player invest maxing retards would stop buying everything and making sealed overpriced.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:57:51 AM No.95875052
>>95873945
>deck checking commander decks
kek weekly humiliation ritual
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:00:47 AM No.95875059
>>95874418
BEGONE FF TOURIST
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:02:27 AM No.95875061
>>95874602
Have you considered doing something interesting?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:03:52 AM No.95875066
>>95874676
>50% are UB so uhh stop playing!!!
Why? The other 50% are UW and I get by just fine with them. What a non argument
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:07:57 AM No.95875078
>>95875012
>competition leads to people trying to win
/edhg/
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:08:01 AM No.95875079
>>95873945
This honestly sounds like a false flag organized by the store to ban proxies.
Replies: >>95875099
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:08:34 AM No.95875081
Goblin chemist
Goblin chemist
md5: e8a5258fa68a36897c68f3464bdc2505๐Ÿ”
You know what this game really needs? More hot goblin girls with massive tits. We've got, what? Kreat and that's pretty much it. There's a market niche that can be filled here, give the players what they want!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:13:02 AM No.95875085
>>95873945
This is why I play at public libraries and cafes. No money element at all (although I might be up for a money game at Taco Bell)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:20:00 AM No.95875099
>>95875079
What a dumb post.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:38:40 AM No.95875134
1326509289829
1326509289829
md5: d0b16aed3866c1104922de641c17985a๐Ÿ”
every single game night with my paypig friends
>they run 2 card combos and game changers when everyone is just playing bracket 2
>whip out my budget seamonster infinite mana combo jank deck
>"nooooo anon that's not fun, if you are playing combo then everyone has to play combo"
>whip out another low power deck with a $200 land base
>"nooooo anon hurt and shocklands are OP nobody here has them"
>fine I'll play my draft chaff deck
>get obviously stomped
>"nooooo anon don't just downgrade your decks because of us, you can play anything you want :^)"
Replies: >>95875148 >>95876514
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:46:29 AM No.95875148
>>95874910
>>95874605
>>95875134
>>95874927
>>95874883
>>95874683
Paypigging doesn't make a deck good. That pile of shit would fold to any good deck.
Replies: >>95875172 >>95877273
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:54:38 AM No.95875172
>>95875148
Paypigging doesn't instantly make a deck good, but it sure helps.
A poorly-built deck with Rhystic Study will generally lose to a well-built deck without it, but they both lose to a well-built deck with Rhystic Study.
Replies: >>95875221
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:23:40 AM No.95875221
>>95875172
You just described how it wouldn't help at all, retard. In particular, Chains is a bad card that actively helps your opponents most of the time.
Replies: >>95875223
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:25:08 AM No.95875223
>>95875221
>can't draw cards without having to discard
>all drawing is now rummaging
>this helps?
???
Replies: >>95875229
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:27:58 AM No.95875228
giggling hatred
giggling hatred
md5: bd3af5f8b49d4e2cbd97bfd7e2b8b0b9๐Ÿ”
LMAO
Replies: >>95875230 >>95875405 >>95875924
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:28:16 AM No.95875229
>>95875223
99% of decks want shit in their graveyards. You're giving them a discard outlet.
Imagine upgrading Rhystic Study from Draw 1 to Discard 1, Draw 1.
Replies: >>95875237 >>95876518
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:28:37 AM No.95875230
>>95875228
me on the left
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:34:04 AM No.95875237
>>95875229
>not allowed to keep cards
>upgrade
Nogames as fuck
Replies: >>95875245
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:39:21 AM No.95875245
>>95875237
>graveyard bad
Ah truly the opinion of a new player. Your graveyard is a second and often better hand.
Replies: >>95875255 >>95875288
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:42:53 AM No.95875255
>>95875245
Yep, like we just had Teval even.
Replies: >>95875288
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:58:18 AM No.95875288
>>95875255
>>95875245
Discarding before you draw is considered such an immense drawback that it's the only way they let Red draw. Looting is vastly superior.
>T-Teval
You mean that meme commander no one is playing? Tons of cards are better in your hand than your graveyard and most graveyard decks don't have Blue in them so the Rhystic "upgrade" point is fucking tardo ricardo.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:00:46 AM No.95875296
>>95873945
kek reminds me of a recent game I had
>friend invites a woman (female) friend of his
>"hi i never played magic before :)"
>"but i got this deck from my ex and then kinda forgot to give it back after we broke up"
>barely knows how the game works
>came with a fucking bracket 5 deck, must have been worth 3-5 hundred bucks
>steamrolls us in a couple of turns despite having to ask "what does this do" constantly
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:24:35 AM No.95875349
>>95873945
>10 proxy limit
>in a format that's not cedh
roru rumao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:37:42 AM No.95875380
Anowon
Anowon
md5: 6c9f264c594fdb8a2f3d068359b5551f๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>95875935 >>95877350
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:42:14 AM No.95875392
frasier headsmack_thumb.jpg
frasier headsmack_thumb.jpg
md5: f2e1dc6d2724256f8a0ed4bbde239c42๐Ÿ”
>>95874692
I saw this post and thought you meant "Frasier" and thought someone had proxied a Frasier card .. good heavens what I'd give for that secret lair...
Replies: >>95875441 >>95875446
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:47:06 AM No.95875401
quick rule question
>first endstep trigger puts +1 counters on a creature
>second endstepp trigger cares about counters put on permanents this turn
if I resolve putting counters on my creature, will the second trigger then check for these counters too?
Replies: >>95876531
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:47:30 AM No.95875402
I've mostly been playing with precons since I started with Commander, and have a collection of a few at this point. I lost my usual pod, who basically just played precon league with my decks and am gonna start going to my LGS.
To that end, I'm starting to think about branching out into upgrading one or two, but would like to hear any opinions or thoughts you guys have.
I own at the moment: Kalemne, Mimeoplasm, Atraxa, Daretti, Hazel of the Rotbloom, Mothman, Teval, and Y'shtola.
Was wondering which you guys think would be the best to start with. I'm thinking I have a lot of Sultai/Golgari, so maybe tearing some of those apart to boost Mothman or Teval would be worth it?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:48:16 AM No.95875405
>>95875228
too bad the trigger resolves before the spell so you can't double dip
Replies: >>95875413
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:50:55 AM No.95875413
>>95875405
I reorder it so it works
Replies: >>95875421
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:56:29 AM No.95875421
>>95875413
no you don't
Replies: >>95875423
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:56:43 AM No.95875423
>>95875421
I reorder it twice
Replies: >>95875426
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:57:37 AM No.95875426
>>95875423
this gxy gets it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:04:21 PM No.95875435
>irl decks post
>only swordfag responds
>tons of post space wasted on swordfag
Do you guys never learn?
Replies: >>95876058 >>95876781 >>95876980
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:08:51 PM No.95875441
>>95875392
You're given the power to design and choose 10 cards for a Fraiser secret lair. 8 reprints that are always in it, 1 super special reprint that's only in 10% of them, and 1 mechanically unique creature card.
What do you make?
Replies: >>95875451
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:10:42 PM No.95875446
>>95875392
I thought the same thing too
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:12:59 PM No.95875451
frasier doesn't like soymilk_thumb.jpg
frasier doesn't like soymilk_thumb.jpg
md5: 64be496e4e9f66ccc1e19ba5cabf6b9a๐Ÿ”
>>95875441
food tokens depicting coffee is a given!
Replies: >>95875462
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:16:11 PM No.95875462
>>95875451
Pretty based
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:21:11 PM No.95875480
Did you guys actually build any FF commanders? Tripfag need not reply.
Replies: >>95875491
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:22:52 PM No.95875483
IMG_0948
IMG_0948
md5: 178b935a1175827632b5313c3dcbe5a4๐Ÿ”
>Get a Bundle for just over 50% standard price off Amazon with a bunch of discounts Iโ€™d accumulated previously
>Get fuck all in my packs aside from Dark Crystal and even that might not see play in my decks
>One of the extended art traditional foils is the uncommon mono red Barret Wallace
>Other was pic
Latter was nice as I needed one for Noyan-Dar but it feels scummy of WotC to put uncommons in those Bundles especially when the advert on the back of the box is Sephiroth and Lightning. Knowing my luck itโ€™ll be even worse once I get my Gift Bundle in a couple weeks.

>>95873790 (OP)
>TQ
Sephiroth the Savior version of Atraxa, Grand Uniter
Replies: >>95875495 >>95875594 >>95876538
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:25:14 PM No.95875489
>>95874660
>when the bundle was cheaper than the card itself
Worked this one out pretty quickly and scooped-up an extra 4 regular ones in addition to the Gift Bundle. Havenโ€™t opened 3 of them yet because I have no need for those TORs yet.
Replies: >>95875515
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:25:40 PM No.95875491
>>95875480
I "upgraded" my Cloud precon, with a couple of cards that are genuinely good and a few that are genuinely funny (like leyline axe)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:26:15 PM No.95875495
>>95875483
Fuck I meant 50% off.
Replies: >>95875519
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:34:03 PM No.95875515
>>95875489
Send one to Swordfag if you love him so much faggot
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:35:15 PM No.95875519
seagull fren
seagull fren
md5: c20add4709e5edffe471d73fdf00beb2๐Ÿ”
>>95875495
to be fair, 50% of the standard price would still imply 50% off from the standard price .. your glass is half full, not half empty, anon!
Replies: >>95875556
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:44:21 PM No.95875556
>>95875519
True. Still a bit annoyed though that the Bundle doesnโ€™t come with Sephiroth or Lightning though. On one hand it does just say it comes with โ€œTwo extended art foilsโ€ (as opposed to previous ones stating the specific foil cards they come with), but on the other hand it also doesnโ€™t tell you the two youโ€™re getting are random either. Between that, Seph and Lightningโ€™s advertisement on the box and my countryโ€™s strong consumer laws against vague nonsense like this I might just leave an anonymous tip with the relevant bodies and see what happens. Almost certainly nothing will happen with it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:11 PM No.95875594
>>95875483
she cute... cute
Replies: >>95875709
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:52 PM No.95875636
>>95874605
>Dimir Spybug
>Unshakable Tail
>Enhanced Surveillance
>Doom Whisperer
>Polluted Cistern
Are these cards actually good?
Replies: >>95875653 >>95875659 >>95875697
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:45 PM No.95875653
>>95875636
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Replies: >>95875659
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:57 PM No.95875659
>>95875636
No
No
No
Extremely good
No
>>95875653
Retarded
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:15:46 PM No.95875697
>>95875636
>pay 2 life
>surveil 2
>at instant speed
>in Black
Gee I dont know anon, is being able to control your draw for a minuscule amount of life good?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:17:55 PM No.95875709
>>95875594
Yeah I never thought my fishman would find a wife. I thought heโ€™d be stuck surrounded by dudes like Talrand the Sky Summoner, Murmuring Mystic, Monastery Mentor, etc. for the rest of his life. Also do any of the other FF cards show a bit of cleavage? Cannot think of any
Replies: >>95875802 >>95875932
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:18 PM No.95875802
summoner sanctum
summoner sanctum
md5: 0fd883af6f9d611ea804fac6c564ae70๐Ÿ”
>>95875709
haraam
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:55:46 PM No.95875881
>>95874605
Base Chains user. Become the villain of every table with that and Anvil of Bogardan
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:56:43 PM No.95875889
tumblr_f436e676cc7efe2092267d5f8e2d06ee_06606230_540
>>95874631
You get a lot of mileage out of that image here
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:58:47 PM No.95875901
mbs-113-magnetic-mine
mbs-113-magnetic-mine
md5: 11075f09e3da85d72a7baa33689ee2e0๐Ÿ”
>>95874787
Don't forget this bad boy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:02:35 PM No.95875924
>>95875228
Duskmourn was such a stupid set
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:03:48 PM No.95875932
630928_in_1000x1000
630928_in_1000x1000
md5: 3c538b864bf6a30ac73db108226a593e๐Ÿ”
>>95875709
Besides Amano Esper Terra, I think this is all we got. The other booba witch got covered up
Replies: >>95876015
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:04:08 PM No.95875935
wwk-49-anowon-the-ruin-sage
wwk-49-anowon-the-ruin-sage
md5: bd5e524df1d6c1065745c149245e13c2๐Ÿ”
>>95875380
Based cheese connoisseur.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:21:32 PM No.95876015
1744392417867026
1744392417867026
md5: 82936044d793147eec7b7cd28b68488f๐Ÿ”
>>95875932
To be fair, Y'shtola's backside is showing a decent amount of skin.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:31:48 PM No.95876058
>>95875435
My IRL decks are full of proxies and the only response I'll get for posting them would be a seething antiproxyfag trying to bullycide me.

This general has some extremely low quality posters that insist on shitting up what is supposed to be the silly casual meme format with srs bsns by kvetching about what other people play from pissing themselves about proxies to UB to top 100 edhrec commanders
Replies: >>95876534 >>95879626
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:31:49 PM No.95876059
So Iโ€™ve been playing magic for decades but never touched commander. I see a purphorous variant with kefka and read purphorous is a solid commander. Is it pretty competitive/fun?
Replies: >>95876084
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:34:29 PM No.95876069
f
f
md5: a64491e79aeb61f640c2f8a58912c759๐Ÿ”
>39 lands
>mulligan 3 times in a row because 0-1 land hands
>in two different games in a row
HOW DO I REACH THESE LAAANDS
Replies: >>95876109 >>95876196
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:38:50 PM No.95876084
>>95876059
he's probably the most boring, but also one of the most effective ETB burn commander. even if you build him on a budget in a low power bracket, you will still basically play the same game every single game up to t5-6 because he is so consistently strong. he wins by playing one additional ETB burn effect and or a non-combat damage buff, then drops all his tokens. every single game. no variation to gameplay at all.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:43:27 PM No.95876109
jou-163-mana-confluence
jou-163-mana-confluence
md5: 1a78d958522fd203b5b6095e6483342c๐Ÿ”
>>95876069
Just mana weave, my nigga
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:05:03 PM No.95876196
>>95876069
I run 43 in my UW deck because I also run lots of catchup ramp. I wish that there was a card like yavimaya but islands to make it so I could have blue mana in addition to the white catchup.
Replies: >>95876216
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:10:37 PM No.95876216
>>95876196
>my UW deck
Yeah most decks are universes within, you dont need to constantly point that out
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:22:32 PM No.95876264
Pull from Eternity
Pull from Eternity
md5: 18bbdc51f3d68a38d2ca49f0b5357c24๐Ÿ”
Mods are asleep, post lesser-known design mistakes.
Replies: >>95876266 >>95876272 >>95880376
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:23:33 PM No.95876266
>>95876264
They definitely did not foresee how common exile effects were going to become when they printed this.
Replies: >>95876272
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:24:47 PM No.95876272
fut-136-riftsweeper
fut-136-riftsweeper
md5: 9fda2f6bd46bd368ddaad1396d90f8ed๐Ÿ”
>>95876264
>>95876266
secret tech for Sin
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:32:28 PM No.95876306
curves
curves
md5: 813c617acf5488d126d66f2395c256ab๐Ÿ”
r8&h8 curves
Replies: >>95876405
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:52:51 PM No.95876405
1668173162806297
1668173162806297
md5: 70d309525764d9f9d08b355ee62681fa๐Ÿ”
>>95876306
>Rate these curves
Replies: >>95876703
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:54:06 PM No.95876409
1749743311517532
1749743311517532
md5: dc1b723d10c5abc9dce45cfb7475a067๐Ÿ”
You're given the power to design and choose 10 cards for a secret lair for your favorite IP.
What cards do you choose and what IP?
Replies: >>95876437 >>95876461 >>95876506 >>95880391
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:01:32 PM No.95876437
>>95876409
>Characters
Aethis, Eternal Guardian
Amon, Renewed Shadow
Kyros, Prismatic Flame
>Spells
Arcane Rebuttal (an izzet counterspell)
Aether Capture (a simic counterspell)
Comprehensive Dismissal (a dimir counterspell)
>Lands
Tropical Island
Underground Sea
Bayou
Volcanic Island
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:09:16 PM No.95876461
>>95876409
Cannot think of ten right now, but I would have killed for a version of Mageโ€™s Contest with the final face-off between Cloud and Sephiroth.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:25:31 PM No.95876506
Characters
Characters
md5: 51ba866f8e02d66ff37d5e5422a1ed62๐Ÿ”
>>95876409
>David, Midnight Society Member
>Kristen, Midnight Society Member
>Kiki, Midnight Society Member
>Betty Ann, Midnight Society Member
>Eric, Midnight Society Member
>Frank, Midnight Society Member
>Sam, Midnight Society Member
>Tucker, Midnight Society Member
>Stig, Midnight Society Member
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:27:54 PM No.95876514
>>95875134
Its very clearly you are lying about your friends decks here
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:28:54 PM No.95876518
>>95875229
>99% of decks want to discard!!
Nope. Most decks in fact, want things in their hand. Edhgbrain in full force here
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:32:08 PM No.95876531
>>95875401
Depends anon. Likely it will work. There is one case I can think of where it won't work. Let's say the two triggers look like this
>at the beginning of tour end step put a counter on a creature
Fine, you put your counter on
>at the beginning of your end step IF you put a counter on a creature this turn
There are multiple words for it, I was taught it being called an intervening "If" clause. It's a triggered ability, but it only has the chance to trigger at the beginning of the end step IF you've met that condition. So if the first trigger is how you'd meet the condition, then no it won't trigger. If it triggers regardless and you just order them in the right way, it'll count.
Replies: >>95876577
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:32:43 PM No.95876532
>>95873945
so actually the only problem was he didn't know how to pilot his deck
but this could have been avoided if he PAYED for the cards?
bracket system working as intended if money is the reason you lost and not the amount of money spent
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:33:15 PM No.95876534
>>95876058
>silly casual format
>but I NEED those expensive cards proxied I just need them!!!!!
Sounds like you dont understand the silly casual format anon ;)
Replies: >>95876604 >>95876719 >>95876833
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:34:15 PM No.95876538
>>95875483
This card is terrible for Noyan Dar. There are much better cost reducers
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:43:32 PM No.95876570
c17-24-curse-of-opulence
c17-24-curse-of-opulence
md5: 69e25183ba6c1ccf26c2f52457d729bc๐Ÿ”
How do people feel about this card?
Replies: >>95876575 >>95876582 >>95876587
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:45:27 PM No.95876575
>>95876570
3/4 people love curse cards.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:45:34 PM No.95876577
29d3484f-abd1-43fe-99f8-e0fa0a7b6692[1]
29d3484f-abd1-43fe-99f8-e0fa0a7b6692[1]
md5: 35afbabdd1266ec486149d9649c35ce6๐Ÿ”
>>95876531
thanks anon. the end step triggers confuse me a bit. let me try this myself to see if I understood you correctly:
>gain 1 life during my turn
>gain 2 life as endstep trigger from Wall of Reverence
Lathiel's trigger condition says "if", that means I need to gain life from somewhere before the end step. I gained 1 life this turn, so Lathiel's trigger goes on the stack. But: I can have Wall of Reverence resolve first, adding 2 more life, and making Lathiel distribute 3 counters total. Correct?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:47:26 PM No.95876582
>>95876570
my favorite ramp in the game.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:49:20 PM No.95876587
>>95876570
I have learnt to only curse myself with it because if I use it on someone else they just plot against me and attack my face anyway
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:50:10 PM No.95876591
shm-248-cauldron-of-souls
shm-248-cauldron-of-souls
md5: 79c7d6a7733529e816ab7d3ef64df58d๐Ÿ”
What are some fun freaky funky things I can do with this
Replies: >>95876596 >>95876607 >>95876656
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:51:58 PM No.95876596
>>95876591
aristocrats double sac
rocco street chef flavor
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:52:46 PM No.95876604
ulg-101-deranged-hermit
ulg-101-deranged-hermit
md5: 3d9d889018fcd0516fba831604990c8a๐Ÿ”
>>95876534
>if you're proxying it must be an overpowered staple!

Nice projection my friend but not everyone is a tryhard with no self control like you. I bet you have Sol Ring in your decks.
Replies: >>95876610 >>95876690 >>95876775
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:53:14 PM No.95876607
>>95876591
Not much really since they lose it when they're brought back. So just double up on etbs. Board wipe protection? If you wanted to combo you'd need some fancy stuff. A creature that can untap it on ETB, deceiver exarch for example, something that puts a +1/+1 counter on your creatures as they enter so you can do more persists and probably an altar or another untapper to keep on paying for it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:54:59 PM No.95876610
>>95876604
Pretty simple, just post your decks anon ^.^ all my decks are under 100 CAD
Replies: >>95876642
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:02:59 PM No.95876642
>>95876610
100 cad is like 5 dollars
is that all government stipends can afford?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:06:54 PM No.95876656
IMG_3578
IMG_3578
md5: 9f5dd58391a832c41c83101ea7d6a5eb๐Ÿ”
>>95876591
Replies: >>95876721 >>95880397
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:13:41 PM No.95876690
leg-155-kobold-overlord
leg-155-kobold-overlord
md5: d04ccee5a776b044b8e0ed116bbe35cd๐Ÿ”
>>95876604
Seriously. I'm playing a kobold tribal, sorry KiNdReD Kher theme deck guys, you don't have to worry about my power level, I assure you.

There are reserved list cards that are Penny Dreadful legal. Sedge Troll, Blaze of Glory, and Cyclopean Tomb for instance.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:16:51 PM No.95876703
>>95876405
best we've had in magic for a while cause Woke. Priapus bless the Japanese.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:19:46 PM No.95876719
image-124
image-124
md5: ea5d4f7b0f1de593b81c5fd7ac283f53๐Ÿ”
>>95876534
You can bitch all you want you can't un-stifle that trigger.
Replies: >>95879626
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:20:26 PM No.95876721
>>95876656
I hate the comboslut
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:30:58 PM No.95876775
>>95876604
>that echo description
what, I thought echo was always "if this permanent came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep", meaning you have an additional free turn after playing it before you have to pay echo cost
Replies: >>95876867
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:31:36 PM No.95876781
BW_weenie
BW_weenie
md5: 485a44be263f01f43f8203d7d218d501๐Ÿ”
>>95875435
I'm doing my part
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:39:16 PM No.95876822
We still buying 780$ Final Fantasy collector booster displays?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:41:01 PM No.95876833
>>95876534
what is an expensive card? anything above a few cents? $10? 50?
is everyone you are playing against just rocking precons + boosters?
I think the main problem is that paypigs are mad at how proxychads are able to access the entire library of the game and build every deck they want on the fly, while paypigs have to carefully consider their bank account, plan their orders, wait for shit to arrive etc. By the time a paypig has completed their deck, a proxychad has already played his first 10 games. And if a paypig doesn't like the deck they built, they are stuck with their purchases, while the proxychad just builds the next deck, completely free of mind.
I honestly pit you. Being forced to constantly limit yourself because you are not only poor, but also stupid.
Replies: >>95879626
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:43:45 PM No.95876852
so did they just forget to print extended art foils or something why are 2 dollar cards foils like 90
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:46:26 PM No.95876867
>>95876775
>meaning you have an additional free turn after playing it before you have to pay echo cost
That's never how echo worked, it's always been "pay the casting cost again after the turn you summon this"
Replies: >>95876903
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:51:29 PM No.95876903
>>95876867
but it's not under my control since the beginning of my last upkeep, I always wait the extra round
are you telling me I have been cheating this whole time
Replies: >>95876925
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:55:03 PM No.95876925
>>95876903
>At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.
Yes, I don't see how you could misinterpret this. It's very straightforward
>Did this come under your control last turn? Pay it's summoning cost
Is the easier way to read it
Replies: >>95876940
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:58:10 PM No.95876940
>>95876925
>if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep
I have no idea how to interpret this line as anything but
>beginning of upkeep triggers go on stack
>"has this been under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep?"
>no, it came under my control during my last pre-combat main phase
>"ok, you don't need to sac it yet"
Replies: >>95876948
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:59:51 PM No.95876948
file
file
md5: 02c529d6c777989322c755ad1ff14b4d๐Ÿ”
>>95876940
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:00:05 PM No.95876950
>all these proxyfags whinging about proxying expensive cards
>not a single deck posted to prove they aren't just fags printing power
Replies: >>95877120
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:00:47 PM No.95876954
>>95874676
people hate UB because it's not Magic.
Swapping to a card game that isn't Magic does not solve that issue dumbass.

Also, like >>95874727 says, WotC got this idea by copying shitty asian ones that are like 30% crossover. Asia LOVES crossover events, consistent self-coherent worldbuilding is still a foreign concept to them, that's why anime is the way it is. Media is disposable.
Where as in the West it's basically only reserved for the last gasps of a dying IP, trying to coat-tail ride successful IPs back to relevance again or at least get a nice cashgrab before going under.

Yugioh actually has done a LOT of crossovers. Just not in its own game, its the stalwart pillar drowning companies cling to for a last chance at life by polluting their narrative.
And pokemon has a broader IP than just cards so the cards stay relatively untouched outside of unplayable happy meal releases only art collectors care about, but regularly lends their brand out too, Pokken, PMD, Pokemon Conquest, etc.
Actually, if we consider the happy meal ptcg situation, yugioh has had some equivalents. One for Monster Strike, one for a potato chip company, one for a dinosaur museum exhibit, one for a festival TV Tokyo was doing. They too are all special promo unplayable shit. I'm beginning to see a pattern here and it's one maybe MtG should have learned from. Way too late now though.
Basically, it's always the big name lending their IP out to the little or dying name. Big name never taints itself with the irrelevant name.

Honestly it makes the Genshin Aloy thing confusing to me, as far as I know Genshin has always been a money printer. If anything it should have been the one lending out to HZD. I can only assume Sony forced the issue as part of crossplay negotiations.
Replies: >>95877241
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:01:22 PM No.95876961
BusterSword351__04977
BusterSword351__04977
md5: 8a38390f45393de846aec2d2f5f584c6๐Ÿ”
With how royally fucked allocation is, should I buy cards now or later?

I also heard the next big re-release is in Q4, so I don't want to FOMO if things will drop heavily like they did with LOTR
Replies: >>95876976
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:03:41 PM No.95876971
1000000527
1000000527
md5: 39d616dba0b03dcfe4bdf7160f074da6๐Ÿ”
>>95874505
Currently 2-1 at my LGS with Jeskai curses, and the loss was due to circumstances well beyond my control. Easily my favorite to pilot in a long while. though idk how long I'll keep it together. A month is usually my maximum.

Double Curse of Exhaustion on the sweatiest deck at the table is so satisfying though.
Replies: >>95877012
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:04:47 PM No.95876976
>>95876961
They're doing another print run next month. Chill out
Replies: >>95877116
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:06:19 PM No.95876980
>>95875435
People only respond to swordfag during the irl deck posts because he samefags
Replies: >>95876991
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:08:47 PM No.95876991
>>95876980
Nah I'm pretty sure its fags wanting secondhand Yous and attention
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:13:06 PM No.95877008
>36 cards where the text includes โ€œwhenever you discardโ€ and itโ€™s legal in Commander
Thinking of making a discard/Madness deck and.... that's it? Over 30 years of Magic and there's only 36 cards that trigger off discarding, and most are useless?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:13:30 PM No.95877012
>>95876971
>demonstrate because your deck has no creatures to target
cleveeeeeer
>curses only target players
wait what?
Replies: >>95877053
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:14:09 PM No.95877015
file
file
md5: 529153d729cb2d9071a5acc9847527a6๐Ÿ”
What should I do to pump her up? I have some equipments that could be easily dropped into these colors, but I don't have any spare tutors to grab them as casually as I'd like to. I have random things that give +1/+1 counters, but not to the high extent I'd enjoy. I could do combat tricks in specific moments, but I feel like that's just asking for someone to use spot removal just to deny me a card. Or do I just leave her at 1 and take advantage of bigger creatures to sac instead?
Replies: >>95877038 >>95877071 >>95877175 >>95880411
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:15:43 PM No.95877023
1674581727344956
1674581727344956
md5: a6f43114c13f9d347340a7bf067fae2a๐Ÿ”
>pull Tifa in one of my first packs
>can't find my Bristly Bill or the Concordant Crossroads I bought for her a month ago
Replies: >>95880137
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:18:24 PM No.95877038
>>95877015
Why on earth would you need tutors for the equipment lol. Just put in some anthems and some buffs its not hard how many cards do you need to draw they already have their own power you edhgbrainrotted numpty
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:21:28 PM No.95877053
>>95877012
Huh? Demonstrate copies permanents. If it's your second spell for the turn you get to triple copy any curse you have in play.
Shiko & Narset doubles any spell targeting a permanent or player. Therefore she copies curses targeting players.
Replies: >>95877863
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:25:49 PM No.95877071
>>95877015
I can't believe they made Jenova into such a bland commander bros
Replies: >>95877079 >>95877327
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:27:09 PM No.95877079
>>95877071
>mutate things and make them stronger
It's literally all she does
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:32:19 PM No.95877116
>>95876976
I thought they arent printing any more Collector stuff? Just play boosters?
Replies: >>95877156
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:33:20 PM No.95877120
>>95876950
my favourite proxy deck is a 150โ‚ฌ rakdos tokens deck, of which over 100โ‚ฌ is just the land base. same for my seamonsters deck. I think my most expensive one so far is betor at 330โ‚ฌ, but I'm still experimenting with that one, and it runs some overpriced stuff like archangel of thune and hatred (which I even own because a friend gifted it to me in my birthday).
I can post one or two later, but I can tell you right now that they are not at all impressive or powerful since I only play them with my casual friends.
Replies: >>95879626
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:39:19 PM No.95877156
>>95877116
They're printing serialized 78-100, trust.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:40:59 PM No.95877175
>>95877015
I think you misunderstood her, she is not a +1 counter commander, but an echo and self-saccers one. she and meren are a couple.
Replies: >>95880490
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:45:48 PM No.95877208
und-67-old-fogey
und-67-old-fogey
md5: e3a31313a4e13f53d98e7ac995d7ae88๐Ÿ”
This card should be legal.
Replies: >>95877863
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:50:11 PM No.95877236
>>95874104
Low IQ post
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:50:47 PM No.95877241
>>95876954
>that are like 30% crossover
I think the ones that have become popular in america are like 100% crossover. both weisses are at least.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:51:52 PM No.95877246
1741347142669379
1741347142669379
md5: 2798abf7d5ebeee239e3c2503c071c94๐Ÿ”
>>95874676
Truth orbital death ray
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:55:52 PM No.95877273
>>95875148
>Paypigging doesn't make a deck good.
Yes it does
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:57:49 PM No.95877281
greensleeves - Copy
greensleeves - Copy
md5: 3d4b3ea2a2310d63aa4a1bbf62a611ad๐Ÿ”
>>95874505
Replies: >>95877321 >>95878104 >>95878225
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:00:30 PM No.95877297
fin-crystal-fragments-summon-alexander-galaxy-v0-0pizb2ne022f1
I have a ff lore question: why is this naked purple bitch getting a magical blow job from the orange fully clothed bitch?
Replies: >>95877303 >>95877317 >>95877325 >>95877412
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:00:30 PM No.95877298
> Show up with Kunoros at the LGS
> ''Yeah, my deck is basically just orzhov good stuff. No real synergy, just value.''
> T3 kunoros
> T4 runed champion into black rune draw card
> T5 Bloodgift demon
> ''Holy shit anon, your deck is so fair''
> T6 Swing kunoros, no blocks
> Before damage, hatred, pay 20 life
I showed him calling my deck ''fair''
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:01:04 PM No.95877303
>>95877297
also also why does the bj make a castle afterwards?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:04:16 PM No.95877317
>>95877297
God that art is so fucking hot
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:05:21 PM No.95877321
>>95877281
Replace Sol Ring with Collector Ouphe if you want to be truly based.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:05:47 PM No.95877325
Untitled
Untitled
md5: a2f8e0347e5d0a57701cdf3ea989e57f๐Ÿ”
>>95877297
here's your explanation, I will not elaborate.
Replies: >>95877366 >>95877412
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:06:41 PM No.95877327
>>95877071
Wait for Edge of Eternities to improve Alien as a creature type?
Replies: >>95877341
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:09:56 PM No.95877341
>>95877327
Stock up on your gallifrey council chambers before aliens become a legit tribe.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:12:24 PM No.95877350
stoneforge
stoneforge
md5: 3fcd7030962f9873b676a74db5ee234f๐Ÿ”
>>95875380
Bro I want some Kor cheese so bad.
Replies: >>95877381 >>95877429 >>95877470
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:12:36 PM No.95877351
>>95874683
>smeagol hand one ring
I actually bought a bunch of those promos. They were pretty cheap compared to even the non foil regular ones for whatever reason. They're just generically good and go in any deck, but I don't think they'll ever ban it in commander. The price on those has more than doubled. Magic is a wild game. Are cards like these just reserve list now? Modern is just the new legacy I guess.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:15:26 PM No.95877366
>>95877325
holy shit! thanks I didn't even notice that. everything is now crystal clear
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:19:36 PM No.95877381
>>95877350
>MTG has no hot women anym-ACK!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:25:29 PM No.95877412
>>95877325
>>95877297
I'm thoroughly confused about what's going on in this art now
Replies: >>95877449
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:28:51 PM No.95877429
>>95877350
>innistrad kor

Omenpaths were a mistake.
Replies: >>95877437 >>95877464 >>95877491
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:30:41 PM No.95877437
>>95877429
Non-canon because it is just a special guest thing.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:32:35 PM No.95877449
>>95877412
The two girls, Eiko and Garnet, are simultaneously invoking a bunch of crystal shards to summon Alexander. The flows and floatiness are the magic at work.
In FFIX, summoners needed crystals to manifest eidolons. Alexander is the greatest of all eidolons in IX's world, the patron god of Alexandria. They needed Alexander's help, because the city was under siege by Bahamut, the shadowy draconic figure in the left of the transformed card.
I don't know where anon gets a phallic image from.
Replies: >>95877583
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:34:58 PM No.95877464
>>95877429
That's a cowgirl
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:36:54 PM No.95877470
>>95877350
they're using these sets to cash out their random art from previous stuff they didn't end up using, right? for what reason would they have done this? "nahiri's in innistrad, make a stoneforge reprint art"?
Replies: >>95877476 >>95877491
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:37:23 PM No.95877476
>>95877470
It literally isn't Innistrad
Replies: >>95877596
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:40:23 PM No.95877491
>>95877470
>>95877429
Its from OTJ retards.
Replies: >>95877596
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 8:00:18 PM No.95877583
>>95877449
Beat me to explaining it, based anon

Boys my 3 FF boxes are supposed to arrive today I am massively hype. And 3 precons and the 2 60 card starter deck thing.
Replies: >>95877593 >>95877607 >>95877703
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:02:24 PM No.95877593
>>95877583
Good luck, swordfag. Any particular cards you're looking for?
Replies: >>95877602
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:03:21 PM No.95877596
>>95877476
>>95877491
she stopped on Innistrad to pick up a hat before going to Thunder Junction, obviously
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 8:05:11 PM No.95877602
>>95877593
Vivi, Black Waltz, Kuja, Queen Brahne, Bahamut, Lightning, and Kefka off the top of my head
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:06:26 PM No.95877607
>>95877583
>no job
>3 boxes
Replies: >>95877676
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 8:18:04 PM No.95877676
>>95877607
For a while before my basement needed emergency renovation, all donations went towards FF boxes for an opening stream. Today I have to do that, probably could've gotten more if I wasnt forced into hiatus for... 2 months now?
Replies: >>95877761
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:24:58 PM No.95877703
>>95877583
Which precon did you skip? Or did you get one 3 times?
Replies: >>95877706
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 8:26:01 PM No.95877706
>>95877703
Skipped FF7 since I've never been able to make an equipment deck work in the way I wanted. If I pull Mono-White Cloud I'm gonna build Mono-White equipment with stuff like Snow Covered Plains, Extraplanar Lens, and Strata Scythe
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:37:46 PM No.95877761
>>95877676
>I panhandled for them
I know. How much rent you pay to your parents?
Replies: >>95877777 >>95877796
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:39:42 PM No.95877777
>>95877761
Parents don't get rent. Don't have a kid.
Replies: >>95877796 >>95877920
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 8:42:29 PM No.95877796
>>95877777
Holy based
>>95877761
My gubbmint tendies and general labor
Replies: >>95877832
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:47:09 PM No.95877832
>>95877796
You know if you're going to blog could you at least blog about edh?
Replies: >>95877838 >>95877860
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:47:35 PM No.95877838
>>95877832
you literally asked
Replies: >>95877859
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:50:00 PM No.95877859
1684463766263915
1684463766263915
md5: 81313f81d6ef1f160f7313ecd1c5a853๐Ÿ”
>>95877838
You are not very smart are you anon? You are aware there are very likely more than two people in any given thread.

There could even possibly be three.
Replies: >>95877868 >>95877882
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 8:50:01 PM No.95877860
>>95877832
I answer when asked, and besides, I was just talking about opening FF boxes and then building decks around pulls. I'll ask you, then.
Vivi, Kuja/Black Waltz, or Kefka (forma de flippy) for Wizard tribal? I like the noncreature spell burn and wizard triggered abilities, but Grixis feels like I'm just doing Inalla but worse despite it allowing me to use all of the black mage cards including Vivi.
Replies: >>95877894
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:50:26 PM No.95877863
>>95877208
there are several un-cards that could be made retroactively legal now that there are legal un-cards.

I personally want Surgeon Commander, Checks and Balances, and Chittering Doom.

>>95877053
yeah but your opponent gets to copy your curse because you demonstrated for number 3. I thought for a second that since you have basically no creatures, and auras (usually) target creatures, that their free aura copies would fizzle. "Gain value by giving an opponent value, except they can't actually use it lmao" is just free real estate.
But no, curses are definitionally player auras, I guess. So no free lunches like I though, just a normal level of cleverness.
Replies: >>95878043
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:50:56 PM No.95877868
>>95877859
How retarded can you be?
Replies: >>95877894
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:52:50 PM No.95877882
>>95877859
i miss the days when thread used to show unique poster count.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:54:40 PM No.95877894
>>95877860
Hard to say. Kuja is more on theme, but Kefka lets to slam shit like Kellermorph in for pingers tribal. I'd say the former if you care more about being a "Black Mages" deck, the latter if you wanna be giving out pings like a sub-hunting fleet.

>>95877868
I could be you. There's always ways to go lower.
Replies: >>95877914
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 8:57:36 PM No.95877914
>>95877894
Hmmm... probably should start with Kuja then and work my way to Kefka if I decide I wanna run my Ghyrson Starn, I forgot I had him rotting in a binder.
Replies: >>95877950
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:58:24 PM No.95877920
>>95877777
>parents dont get rent
I agree, for the most part. But swordbro is an able bodied 35 year old man who refuses to get an actual job. And instead begs strangers on the internet to compensate for the prolonged drain on his parents
Replies: >>95877934
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:00:13 PM No.95877934
>>95877920
As a 38 year old man Swordbro looks damn good for 35.
Replies: >>95877939 >>95877956
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:00:41 PM No.95877939
>>95877934
Hes 32
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:02:46 PM No.95877950
>>95877914
Rakdos is the weakest color combination, red has no fucking draw
Replies: >>95878010 >>95878063
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:02:51 PM No.95877951
>>95874418
skill issue
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:03:32 PM No.95877956
IMG_0340
IMG_0340
md5: 6fcf927ad9a10353114a6c4d1b7d9fc4๐Ÿ”
>>95877934
As a 34 year old man you are fucking retarded. The dogfucker looks ok for 50
Replies: >>95877963 >>95877964 >>95877983
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:04:31 PM No.95877963
>>95877956
>he has this on his computer
Something you want to tell us, Chubby-Chaser Anon?
Replies: >>95878063
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:04:54 PM No.95877964
>>95877956
i am convinced you have never seen someone over 40 in your life
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:07:21 PM No.95877983
>>95877956
Is that.... Arizona Iced Tea? That shit is bomb
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:10:29 PM No.95878010
>>95877950
wheels are primarily red. play your entire hand then discard your "hand" for a new one. big draw.
Replies: >>95878051
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:11:15 PM No.95878014
1731706102328915
1731706102328915
md5: 3a6711df36e59af9efbfa3bb03a474f6๐Ÿ”
>be wageslave
>earn slightly above country average
>be a responsible person and set aside cash for my potential kids (lmao), retirement (lol), and to buy a house (kek)
>buy a single box below msrp to treat myself
>read how chicken tendies reciever waste his entire free gibs on scalped boxes
Replies: >>95878041 >>95878050 >>95878063 >>95878443 >>95879308 >>95879371
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:14:04 PM No.95878033
My friends rage like it's no tomorrow whenever I build a tribal deck and have creature types outside the tribe.
Replies: >>95878059
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:15:04 PM No.95878041
>>95878014
>scalped
God I hope not. Amazon had them for their old prices before everything blew up. If that nigga paid 350 each I'm gonna die laughing
Replies: >>95878063
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:15:05 PM No.95878043
>>95877863
>yeah but your opponent gets to copy your curse because you demonstrated for number 3. I thought for a second that since you have basically no creatures, and auras (usually) target creatures, that their free aura copies would fizzle. "Gain value by giving an opponent value, except they can't actually use it lmao" is just free real estate.
I control the aura anon, the other player cannot copy them.
Replies: >>95878428
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:15:51 PM No.95878050
>>95878014
>makes plans for things that will never happen
lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:16:08 PM No.95878051
>>95878010
>wheels
There's 2 wheels that refill your hand from empty in red and one of them is 700+ dollars. Wheel of Fortune and Magus of the Wheel.
Replies: >>95878106 >>95878126
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:18:11 PM No.95878059
1729345108272258
1729345108272258
md5: 68cabb860660995980604790c5650750๐Ÿ”
>>95878033
/edhg/ rage like it's no tomorrow whenever I build a tribal deck and have a combo win.
Replies: >>95878073
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 9:18:33 PM No.95878063
>>95877950
Anon... black has draw too
>>95877963
Huehuehuehue
>>95878041
>>95878014
He rite, I got mine for $150 each on Amazon and the precons for 70 each. At my LGS they're 200 and I think 85 per precon rn. The 60 card thing was 20 dollars though, so that's something.
Replies: >>95878140
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 9:19:33 PM No.95878073
>>95878059
Cleric moment
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:20:35 PM No.95878087
fic-92-sephiroth-fallen-hero
fic-92-sephiroth-fallen-hero
md5: bcade19a97295e722986fd7da17f6dbe๐Ÿ”
Hi, UB tourist here,
What happens if I send sephiroth to the graveyard (he's my commander) and then my opponent exiles my graveyard? Can I choose to send him back to the command zone?
Replies: >>95878092 >>95878101 >>95878300
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:20:55 PM No.95878092
>>95878087
Yes.
Replies: >>95878621
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:22:39 PM No.95878101
>>95878087
You lose the game and are banned for life if that happens.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:23:20 PM No.95878104
sld-824-evolving-wilds
sld-824-evolving-wilds
md5: 81bc9d247660a575a542e1b4825c89e8๐Ÿ”
>>95877281
post the cultivator colossus
Replies: >>95878225
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:23:54 PM No.95878106
1718603624504144
1718603624504144
md5: a42c73cf790725eec88d4cbec03e99fb๐Ÿ”
>>95878051
uhm, sweaty?
Replies: >>95878126
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:27:06 PM No.95878126
tsr-198-wheel-of-fate
tsr-198-wheel-of-fate
md5: 95b70becc6bc8d65674c87049a500320๐Ÿ”
>>95878051
>>95878106
Also
Replies: >>95878130
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:28:40 PM No.95878130
1738204432004470
1738204432004470
md5: f932b6a02568d96ca14d56adf7572145๐Ÿ”
>>95878126
and the nu-wheels which for some reason got even worse.
Replies: >>95878544
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/15/2025, 9:31:14 PM No.95878140
17500158193105733935743400936612
17500158193105733935743400936612
md5: e2778a0d63783ce1213a91c51916e730๐Ÿ”
>>95878063
Oh fuck it's all here
Replies: >>95878150 >>95878163
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:32:13 PM No.95878150
>>95878140
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEY!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:33:40 PM No.95878163
>>95878140
Nice dude I hope you get some good pulls
Replies: >>95878207
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:38:44 PM No.95878195
leg-212-willow-satyr
leg-212-willow-satyr
md5: cdd15128076a5f84eaf95cfe651fa42d๐Ÿ”
Caved and bought one of these for my Satyr deck. Found a heavily played Italian one on ebay for $20
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:42:00 PM No.95878207
>>95878163
>I MUST counter negativity with trite positivity!!!!
Tell me you grew up in a broken home without telling me
Replies: >>95878484
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:44:54 PM No.95878225
>>95877281
Also there are a few changes since this pic.
-Reclamation sage
-Splendid Reclamation
-Tireless Tracker
-Rampant Growth (will probably re-add desu)
-Loamcrafter Faun
+Tifa Lockhart
+Will of the Sultai
+Sazh's Chocobo
+Chocobo Kick
+Bloomvine Regent//Claim Territory

>>95878104
I don't want to go get it right now.
It is just an alter sleeve over the card. It only covers the border and nothing else. So what you see there is just going around the full border. The art and all is the same.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:45:29 PM No.95878230
1749571843572928
1749571843572928
md5: 6adc2ab93a5548e86bfbff6fe83ce746๐Ÿ”
>final fantasy precons are 80 dollars
>Most expensive lands in each one are the basics
Pathetic value in these decks
Replies: >>95878237
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:46:37 PM No.95878237
>>95878230
The 80 dollars is not because of better value or quality. It is for the IP.
Replies: >>95878282 >>95878299 >>95878310 >>95879847
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:50:25 PM No.95878259
d11f38a1e367788b413cf755cc6137df
d11f38a1e367788b413cf755cc6137df
md5: a201afcfc22bca0f72161184729dbfc7๐Ÿ”
>my precon order got delayed until tomorrow
>game night is tonight
>:(
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:53:03 PM No.95878282
>>95878237
UB piggies will still say there's no evidence that UB makes in-universe sets worse
>okay so they have to massively raise the price of UB sets to appease the IP licensor, but that doesn't mean they would divert time and manpower away from in-universe sets to focus on UB!!!!
Replies: >>95878294
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:54:19 PM No.95878294
>>95878282
The IP likely does not cost this much for wotc. It is just an excuse.
I do not believe square charges more than Bethesda for a super valuable property. By double.
Replies: >>95878351
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:54:46 PM No.95878299
>>95878237
I only want the final fantasy 6 one and I'll pay 50 MAX for it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:54:49 PM No.95878300
>>95878087
When that happens you stop playing Magic because you never had any interest in it to begin with and realize you were successfully propagandized into buying cardboard funkopops
Replies: >>95878324
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:55:55 PM No.95878310
>>95878237
>reprints? good cards? why would you want those? wouldn't you rather have mid parasitic one-off mechanics and cards that'll never see support after this set?
The biggest issue with UB slop
Replies: >>95878318 >>95878351
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:56:47 PM No.95878318
>>95878310
At least the doctor who decks had some non-shit lands.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:57:48 PM No.95878324
>>95878300
>Noooo you have to play because it is great value Lord of the rings!!!!!
Replies: >>95878351
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:01:31 PM No.95878349
kujacard
kujacard
md5: 12261aa7ed2fa07f0a6047f98be534b8๐Ÿ”
Also UB tourist just getting in to commander. I got all four precons. I'm looking to build my own decks too. I was looking in to how the bracket system works and wondering if I'm supposed to build a deck for each bracket? It says the precons are all 2, so I need to build a deck for 1, 3, 4 and 5 right?
Replies: >>95878357 >>95878363 >>95879598
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:01:36 PM No.95878351
>>95878294
I think you misunderstand how the licensing works. It's very unlikely that Wizards has to pay a flat fee to the licensor and then try to recoup that loss. What's the licensor getting out of that really? If they license for 500k and the set makes a billion dollars, they won't see a penny of it.

More likely they enter a contract where they get a percentage of sales, with a guaranteed minimum pay-out.

So Wizards likely hasn't been charged double or whatever, Squenix has probably seen the success of other sets and demanded a higher minimum.
Additionally, they can have clauses in contracts that are very vague. Like "take all reasonable steps to maximize profit". In which case doubling the price of the set would be pretty reasonable, as it's clear pay-piggies will pay that much.

Plus, the Japs are notoriously fucking greedy. Inventors of the gacha game, Nintendo never reduces it's prices even after 10+ years. So it may even be possible that Squenix does see their IP as more valuable than Fallout and Lord of the Rings.

>>95878310
I still would not buy reprints with UB frames.

>>95878324
I don't want UB players here at all, and the faster they realize they're low intelligence farmyard animals and move along to the next trough, the better
Replies: >>95878386 >>95878391
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:02:14 PM No.95878357
>>95878349
no. the most played brackets are 2 and 3.
you can ignore the rest.
Replies: >>95878393
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:02:37 PM No.95878363
>>95878349
>just getting in to commander.
>It says the precons are all 2,
Exquisite bait. Someone will fall for this.
Replies: >>95878369 >>95878439
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:03:27 PM No.95878369
>>95878363
i mean some are so bad they might as well be bracket 1
Replies: >>95878383
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:06:01 PM No.95878383
>>95878369
No there's a guy in these threads who melts down all the time about people not reading the bracket system.

TL;DR if you only looked at the info graphic is says something about bracket 2 being precon level or something, but if you read the article plenty of precons qualify for higher brackets and it at no point says precons are auto bracket 2

So our friend here has crafted absolutely immaculate bait, pretending to be a new UB piggy, and saying he read that all precons are bracket 2.
It's honestly quite impressive.
Replies: >>95878439 >>95878449
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:06:23 PM No.95878386
>>95878351
Giving into their demands is retarded since it isn't worth the high precentage. Fallout is more popular.
Replies: >>95878392
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:07:23 PM No.95878391
>>95878351
>I don't want UB players here at all, and the faster they realize they're low intelligence farmyard animals and move along to the next trough, the better
That is never going to happen. You are an insane person.
Replies: >>95878400
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:07:41 PM No.95878392
>>95878386
>Fallout is more popular.
Imaginary numbers that Hasbro conveniently doesn't share would say otherwise.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:07:51 PM No.95878393
>>95878357
Oh really? I would have guessed 2, 3 and 4 are the most played. I didn't really understand what 1 and 5 are supposed to be. I don't get why you would make a deck worse than a precon unless you have some kind of mental disability. I don't understand the difference between 4 and 5 either because you should always be playing to win anyway.

Does Kuja seem like a good pick for a commander?
Replies: >>95878409 >>95878456 >>95878471 >>95878482
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:08:42 PM No.95878400
>>95878391
Heeeeeere piggy piggy piggy
Replies: >>95878407
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:09:19 PM No.95878407
1694385227487104
1694385227487104
md5: b5f7c79584e4e9f4718a0dbb3d8b77ec๐Ÿ”
>>95878400
>He doesn't proxy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:09:39 PM No.95878409
>>95878393
Please shut the fuck up UB tourist
Replies: >>95878414
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:10:19 PM No.95878414
>>95878409
This anon is BASED he is your FRIEND
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:11:58 PM No.95878428
>>95878043
Uh anons. They don't have to target an aura. it just says permanent.

You copy Curse of Opulence and Maddening Hex, they copy their Ghalta Stampede Tyrant.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:13:49 PM No.95878439
en_6Mf3Vbj8q6
en_6Mf3Vbj8q6
md5: 732a95d4caa313474a68432fcf91ae41๐Ÿ”
>>95878363
>>95878383
The store that I bought the cards from had something that looked like this printed out. It might not have been this exactly but I think it was. I didn't really care about the other stuff because I was playing the precons all weekend so I only really needed to know 2.
Replies: >>95878446 >>95879057 >>95879759
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:14:22 PM No.95878443
>>95878014
yeah but you'd have to live like him to get gibs. A miserable, pitiable existence both for the debilitating reasons that first resulted in him getting gibs, and also because of the only kind of life gibs-receivers can live.

Would you really trade your future home and kids, your loving wife, your able mind and body, your capacity to achieve, to live a Gregor-the-Bug-esque existence of living in your family's attic/basement, an embarrassment to be hidden away from the light of the public eye, a loathsome parasitic societal burden to all, a leech, wretched, transient, and forever alone in nigh every sense of the word, secretly or even openly resented by even your parents, whose highest possible aspiration in life is to continue to exist at all, obsessing over inconsequential pablum that the complete see only as frivolous past time?

Are you truly so slothful you would shed your potential, your sovereign independence, your humanity, for alms and indolence?

Do not begrudge the Welfare NEET his tendies. It's all he has and ever will.
Replies: >>95878511
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:14:35 PM No.95878446
>>95878439
>He posted it!
Fucking called it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:15:07 PM No.95878449
>>95878383
Kuja is unfortunatly not a good commander.
The good wizards are mostly blue, which you dont have access to. Kuja is clearly designed to abuse wizard tokens but there are not enough cards to generate them and kuja generates them too slowly. He's meant to be drafted as a bomb for rakdos.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:16:17 PM No.95878456
>>95878393
>you should always be playing to win
that's not true, commander is mainly about managing feelings and making sure everyone is having fun. trying to win is generally frowned upon because it means other players won't have fun.
Replies: >>95878476
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:19:08 PM No.95878471
fca-52-inalla-archmage-ritualist
fca-52-inalla-archmage-ritualist
md5: 6b071d47641663cb0c0e1e7dce2fa922๐Ÿ”
>>95878393
>Does Kuja seem like a good pick for a commander?
He seems fine, though you lose out on a lot of the really good wizards that are in blue like Archmage Emeritus. If you really want to have a deck helmed by Kuja go with the reprint of Inalla and slot Rakdos Kuja in the 99 (Even if it has the worst art of all the Through the Ages cards, why the fuck did they go with such a weird close-up shot from the game rather than something like the art Amano did).
Replies: >>95878517
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:20:40 PM No.95878476
>>95878456
Oh really? Everyone I played with at the store over the weekend seemed like they were trying to win every game, but I won most of the games I played so maybe they weren't trying? I don't get why you wouldn't try to win, or why you would look down on someone for trying to win. It seemed like we were all having fun.
Replies: >>95878592
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:21:35 PM No.95878482
F.U.N_071
F.U.N_071
md5: 638d5dc75439e05b3993280a82c1351e๐Ÿ”
>>95878393
>I don't get why you would make a deck worse than a precon unless you have some kind of mental disability.
Replies: >>95878517
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:21:41 PM No.95878484
>>95878207
Go outside y
Replies: >>95878583
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:25:43 PM No.95878511
>>95878443
Hope you had a nice weekend, back to the cagie tomorrow.
Replies: >>95878598
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:26:21 PM No.95878517
>>95878471
The art on that one doesn't look as cool and I didn't get that card. I'll keep on the look out for it though in case I pull it next weekend. My idea was to play the cards that make the black mage tokens and then play some cheap instant speed cards so that I can let Kuja flip over and then kill everybody during my end step after he flips over, or like in response to someone trying to hit him with a kill spell.

>>95878482
It seemed like we were all having fun anyway though, and getting pounded in the ass by starter decks doesn't sound fun to me. I meant like, if I'm investing time and money in to making a deck and I can't at least make it as good as a starter deck then I need to reevaluate what I'm doing because I'm clearly not doing it right.
Replies: >>95878555 >>95878615
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:30:41 PM No.95878544
ugl-52-strategy-schmategy (1)
ugl-52-strategy-schmategy (1)
md5: 943d1f8217def627b89cd3c225bd4ddb๐Ÿ”
>>95878130
you forgot the greatest wheel of them all
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:32:08 PM No.95878555
>>95878517
Honestly Bracket 1 has the same purpose as Bracket 5: They're tiers that provide vocabulary to players regarding "bad" piles and cEDH.

You can make Bracket 1 intentionally, but honestly most ideas that exist there can be elevated to 2 with a little bit of effort; but it does provide a non-insulting way to talk about and engage with a deck that is not meeting precon levels. That said, there's nothing stopping you from having fun with a Bracket 1 table, it's just primarily more helpful as a concept rather than as a tier. Similarly, there are no real differences between Bracket 4 and Bracket 5 other than the intentions and degree of optimization by players. cEDH (beyond being a meme) is trying to win at all costs as fast as possible-- it's not to say a Bracket 4 deck isn't trying to win, it's just that its goal is not to ultra consistently close out games as early as possible; there is breathing room and the ability to play the game instead of comboing off after three mulligans or scooping.
Replies: >>95878663
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:35:57 PM No.95878583
>>95878484
Say what you wish, you cannot say I'm wrong
Replies: >>95878613
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:37:19 PM No.95878592
>>95878476
There's trying to win, as in making sure the game doesn't durdle around with nothing happening, in which case yes, every deck should have SOME kind of plan to eventually win, and then there's "trying to win" as in turbo-spike behavior where you see every kitchen table game as tournament CEDH.
Replies: >>95878612 >>95878663 >>95879020
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:38:20 PM No.95878598
>>95878511
as if you aren't yourself living in one yourself, mr neet.
the difference is I choose mine.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:40:45 PM No.95878612
>>95878592
>making sure the game doesn't durdle around with nothing happening, in which case yes, every deck should have SOME kind of plan to eventually win,
This literally never happens. Its a boogeyman invented by combo players and 'that guy' to justify why they just HAVE to play their goodstuff pile and win on turn 5.

The longest game I've ever been in was 2h 15 min, and while it did become a slog I'm fine with it. Basically a new player had a way to board wipe every turn, and I had a way to recover most of my board every turn and we were the last 2 in it.
But thems the breaks. I'm here to play commander, I'm not going to complain about playing too much commander, I'll only complain if I didn't get to play enough.
Replies: >>95878629 >>95878661 >>95878811
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:40:49 PM No.95878613
>>95878583
You're wrong
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:41:25 PM No.95878615
>>95878517
>and I can't at least make it as good as a starter deck then I need to reevaluate what I'm doing because I'm clearly not doing it right.

You're missing the point. You design specifically for fitting a specific bracket. You build a bracket 1 deck not because you can't make it bracket 2, but because you want to have a zany wet noodle slapfight.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:41:50 PM No.95878621
>>95878092
Thanks for being the single helpful person in this thread
Replies: >>95878815
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:42:30 PM No.95878629
>>95878612
>This literally never happens.
>he's never played against no-win-con hater stax
How's your first week playing magic been?
Replies: >>95878635
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:43:16 PM No.95878635
>>95878629
>>he's never played against no-win-con hater stax
I literally have, and you just roll over that player and the game continues as normal. It's literally that easy, faggot.
Replies: >>95878800
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:45:47 PM No.95878649
1733107341275161
1733107341275161
md5: c2c1ff488ea24a8b6fc8977e7d748454๐Ÿ”
to the anon who shilled this guy earlier.
thanks my man. deck is a lot of fun. already managed to snatch a win cause he can get out of control surprisingly fast.
Replies: >>95878664 >>95878783
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:47:08 PM No.95878661
>>95878612
I've literally seen it at tables retard. Everybody pulls their outs and wipes and hits the table and you're watching two or three players going at it to turn 16-- going at it charitably meaning topdecking more wipes and answers and recasting commanders for the third time.

Combo players being retards about justifying their play patterns is one thing, but you can actually end up in EDH purgatory if you're unlucky. That's honestly why most precons don't go heavy on wipes, they're not super optimized, but they don't level the gamestate suddenly-- progress is being made with most card plays.
Replies: >>95878702
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:47:22 PM No.95878663
>>95878555
So if I'm understanding this right. If I think someone's deck sucks, I just say it's a 1 instead of saying it sucks? If I think someone's deck is too strong, I say it's a 5 instead of saying their deck is better than ours?

>>95878592
I felt like we were able to wrap up every game by like turn nine or ten at the latest, but sometimes it was kind of decided on like turn six even if we couldn't close out until turn eight. One of the guys I played with was playing some custom deck that pretty much only drew cards and put lands in to play and they got mad at me for hitting them a lot, but I assumed they must have strong cards in their deck if they need that much mana and they always had the most amount of cards in hand so I felt like I was making the right call, but some of the other players were saying I was being sweaty.
Replies: >>95878819
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:47:22 PM No.95878664
>>95878649
Mono red is based but I can never get behind the random aspect of this
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:47:23 PM No.95878665
Goblin Javelineet
Goblin Javelineet
md5: 0dc37a3e56946b487b2e95440426bd2a๐Ÿ”
Good news everyone! I found another sexy goblin bitch that can compete against Kreat!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:51:53 PM No.95878702
>>95878661
>you're watching two or three players going at it to turn 16-
God forbid!
Look man, you hate commander but you love winning. You want to play as little commander as possible while winning as much as possible, so you combo off somewhere in turn 5-8, and that's fine. But you need to understand that most games are going for 12 turns. 16 really isn't as big a number as you thought it was. You could at least have exaggerated to 20 or something.
Replies: >>95878801 >>95878856
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:04:25 PM No.95878783
>>95878649
he is the cause why I need a good mardu reanimator commander
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:07:50 PM No.95878800
no mana for you
no mana for you
md5: 3abe8c5ff3193eb717f8f6e80243a6ba๐Ÿ”
>>95878635
roll over them with what anon?
Replies: >>95879501
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:07:54 PM No.95878801
>>95878702
I remember when epic multi-hour "battlecruiser" games was the selling point of the format. Now it's just "win condition" obsessed zoom-zooms who have only ever seen magic through the lens of commander and lose their mind if a game goes past turn 8.
Replies: >>95878856
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:09:50 PM No.95878811
>>95878612
I once had a guy show up with no wincon chaos where after like 3 hours we still hadn't finished a game and I finally just left the store. Haven't played with him since
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:10:50 PM No.95878815
>>95878621
You could've typed your post into Google and gotten the answer quicker you stupid FF fag
Replies: >>95878836 >>95878843
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:11:21 PM No.95878819
>>95878663
the trick is to befriend the player you bullied to near death and make a deal to fight the other two with him. this is one of the most basic rules in a social deathmatch.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:12:09 PM No.95878823
There's a guy in my group who is violently opposed to cEDH, but all of his decks are Simic, Dimir or Sultai and will run every goodstuff card (all efficient tutors, Mystic Remora, Rhystic Study, 20+ counterspells and interaction, Gaea's Cradle, etc) in his colors. The only real different between his decks and a cEDH list is that he just removes any combo like Thassa's Oracle or whatever to replace it with a different two card combo. He'll get mad at decks that try to threaten wins or target him. If any deck manages to win against his deck, he says it's too strong and practically cEDH even if the opposing deck runs zero gamechangers or tutors.
Replies: >>95878833 >>95878841 >>95878860
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:14:52 PM No.95878833
>>95878823
Okay be a big boy and explain to him why hes wrong respectfully and then ignore his bitching afterwards. This isn't difficult
Replies: >>95878898
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:15:46 PM No.95878836
>>95878815
You just wanted to play le ebin gatekeeper but you missed out because I am faster.
Replies: >>95878873
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:16:37 PM No.95878841
>>95878823
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N1q24fNRi6E
Replies: >>95878898 >>95878952
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:16:51 PM No.95878843
>>95878815
This is a thing more socially oriented people do, especially women. They don't want an answer to their question, they want to post and their easily googleable question is the only thing they can think of to post.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:20:20 PM No.95878856
>>95878702
>>95878801

Would I play mono-white voltron if I only cared about winning you troglodyte?

I generally like boards threatening each other turn 7 or 8 and actually popping off close to turn 10 or 11. If land destruction isn't involved how fucked do you think the players have to be to not be able to get shit rolling again with over a dozen mana sources?

If the game goes to round 20 because of incredible fucking wild boardstates, that's fine, I don't like empty boards after a dozen turns waiting for someone to lame out a combo from the scraps off the top of their deck. Pretending that doesn't happen is either intentional disingenuity or inexperience at tables.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:20:44 PM No.95878860
1730928058710074
1730928058710074
md5: 8f1196df4e50bfff8cbd412b0d5a6ce2๐Ÿ”
>>95878823
I know multiple guys who play "bracket 2" but play the most brain dead value soups without all the truly broken cards. if you bring effective interaction they bitch and moan and say you are bracket 3.

pic related. left is bracket 3 because they cant handle it. right is bracket 2 because they can handle it.
Replies: >>95878898
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:22:31 PM No.95878873
>>95878836
That was my first reply to you another L for ff fags worldwide
Replies: >>95878888
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:25:09 PM No.95878888
>>95878873
>FF Fags don't know the rules
>but also they do
?
Replies: >>95878905
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:26:29 PM No.95878896
1719473046408629
1719473046408629
md5: 790ee405596531cfeef5a48144221aa5๐Ÿ”
>Using brackets
Not with a fox
in a box
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:26:48 PM No.95878898
>>95878833
He thinks he's very clever, but he's just slow on the uptake and has many preconceived notions about things, so he needs basic concepts explained to him many times to even break his preconceived notions before we can begin the process of explaining the basic concepts which will also take multiple conversations across days because you have to re-break down the preconceived notions each time.

>>95878841
>Posted two days ago
Strangely topical. I always like Mald's delivery on things even if he can get a little too extreme in his takes.

>>95878860
In fairness to them, Kardur is very strong against durdle decks because the players literally don't understand how to make favorable attacks due to never playing their combat phase. Anybody actually bitching about Kardur is an idiot though.
Replies: >>95878918
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:27:36 PM No.95878905
>>95878888
But he didnt?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:28:53 PM No.95878917
I just started playing with FF but I think I understand the rules pretty well.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:29:11 PM No.95878918
>>95878898
Why are you treating a grown man like a baby when hes a toddler? You tell him what's what, and you live according to what to you said eventually he will figure it out you dont beat the solipsistic stage by accommodating it
Replies: >>95878935
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:31:20 PM No.95878934
I got married to a funkopop oh whoa oh
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:31:22 PM No.95878935
>>95878918
Sometimes I do just say "You're incorrect and that's okay, I don't care to explain it to you."
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:34:13 PM No.95878952
>>95878841
why does this tranny have black fingernails
Replies: >>95878966
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:35:56 PM No.95878966
>>95878952
Men have been painting their nails for decades
Replies: >>95878995 >>95879507
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:36:25 PM No.95878971
investor essex
investor essex
md5: 9d125d1a44e2f58fb1555fa30a57e66b๐Ÿ”
Unban Dockside
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:40:52 PM No.95878995
tg9eQah
tg9eQah
md5: 8aaeb81c9705922cc20ab3b7932cd2ee๐Ÿ”
>>95878966
>Men have been painting their nails for decades
You're right about that.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:45:06 PM No.95879019
>want to play tall +1 counter deck
>can't because all my shit gets removed by the entire table instantly the moment it grows a little
should I just ditch all removal and instead run protection only because this is tiresome
Replies: >>95879055 >>95879244 >>95879265
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:45:22 PM No.95879020
>>95878592
I think one of the most common deck building mistakes is actually not putting in a way to win the game.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:49:21 PM No.95879055
>>95879019
That's what I do in Mothman. Aside from a few scales effects it's basically dimir control to protect him.
Replies: >>95879122
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:49:23 PM No.95879057
>>95878439
>no chaining extra turns
is it that common and easy to do?
Replies: >>95879089 >>95879759
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:50:32 PM No.95879064
mh2-273-braids-cabal-minion
mh2-273-braids-cabal-minion
md5: df699b4100cc86e13cb4924c5e0f1551๐Ÿ”
My wincon is commander damage.
Replies: >>95879129 >>95879144 >>95880452
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:53:49 PM No.95879089
>>95879057
only in tryhard loser decks. I've only seen it like twice ever in years of playing with friends and at the LGS
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:58:03 PM No.95879122
>>95879055
man I hate protection so much. how does it feel playing a deck like that (aside from losing to combos)?
Replies: >>95879294 >>95879296
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:59:20 PM No.95879129
>>95879064
Same
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:00:36 AM No.95879144
Uril
Uril
md5: a814402dc2b3424d1a62789694da707a๐Ÿ”
>>95879064
This
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:15:26 AM No.95879244
>>95879019
I like to hover my interaction, protection + removal, around 20 in each deck. Sometimes a pretty even split sometimes not depends on what I need. So yes definitely modify your numbers my more aggressive decks have maybe 6-8 pieces of removal
Replies: >>95879565
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:19:31 AM No.95879265
who-147-me-the-immortal
who-147-me-the-immortal
md5: c0f0e1659f40d67cfb9addeedd04b8aa๐Ÿ”
>>95879019
If I was going tall, I'd use a commander that doesn't just lose counters for dying.
Or I'd carry a lot of protection and counterspells (if in blue)
Replies: >>95879300
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:21:39 AM No.95879279
>>95873945
They completely missed the point where it was a bracket problem and not a proxy problem. What's stopping a whale from doing the same thing?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:24:35 AM No.95879294
>>95879122
How new are you?
Replies: >>95879565
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:25:11 AM No.95879296
>>95879122
My protection is mostly blue, which includes counterspells that can also hit combos. I enjoy decks that put the opponents on a fast clock and challenge them to find a way to kill me first. In this way the deck is pretty satisfying because it's about me having to hold a bunch of answers and figure out which is the best to use at a particular moment between hexproof, counters, bounce, etc. Thinking about it the deck plays a lot like a 60 card control deck does in the late game, which you establish your threat and keep the game locked down so the opponent(s) can't kill it or stick their own threat.
Replies: >>95879565
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:25:48 AM No.95879300
>>95879265
>5 mana for a skullbriar without haste
Replies: >>95879492
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:27:30 AM No.95879308
rip
rip
md5: 919d87e1c94ca3b99577ac9cc7343bff๐Ÿ”
>>95878014
>>be a responsible person and set aside cash for my potential kids (lmao), retirement (lol), and to buy a house (kek)
ouch. but based. holy fuck our generation is doomed. we are literally in the second great depression and all we can afford is cardboard as "treats".
Replies: >>95879365
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:33:58 AM No.95879365
>>95879308
>Meanwhile streamers make 30k in a day
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:35:11 AM No.95879371
1689465646416
1689465646416
md5: 241dd4717f9f18340bf19615ba7c7b78๐Ÿ”
>>95878014
>buying boxes instead of singles for the min price
>wageslaving
>thinks he will be retiring when he exists only to generate taxes
i might get bored of my life in 200 years or so, until then i'll enjoy my gibs and my tendies, but you might be sacrificed to your masters for a handful of nuggets
Replies: >>95879381
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:36:16 AM No.95879381
>>95879371
Put your trip back on swordbro
Replies: >>95879497 >>95879521
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:53:12 AM No.95879492
>>95879300
A better Skullbriar
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:54:14 AM No.95879497
>>95879381
Put your Mcdonalds cap back on
Replies: >>95879602
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:54:25 AM No.95879501
>>95878800
>NOOOO I LET THE STAX PLAYER BUILD A BOARD AND FORGOT THE PUT REMOVAL OF ANY KIND IN MY DECK!!!!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:55:29 AM No.95879507
every time
every time
md5: 08eb7dbbb04611798f3333b0fa553669๐Ÿ”
>>95878966
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:58:16 AM No.95879521
>>95879381
uuuhm i'll take a large pepsi with two cheeseburgers, no pickles, no ketchup and medium fries
keep the change, ah wait, you can't
lmao
Replies: >>95879602
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:04:24 AM No.95879565
>>95879294
2 years of bracket 2/budget edh with friends, and some pauper at my LGS.
>>95879244
I see, then I will need a lot more than I'm currently running.
>>95879296
>I enjoy decks that put the opponents on a fast clock and challenge them to find a way to kill me first.
I know that feeling, I usually play token and burn / life loss decks that try to go for a kill at t6, but my +1 counter deck attracts way too much removal for me to be comfortable with it. guess it's time to inject better protection.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:08:39 AM No.95879588
fic-6-tifa-martial-artist-1
fic-6-tifa-martial-artist-1
md5: 7939a5b1800eb9274841f50b5f48ff0d๐Ÿ”
Who's more fun, Cloud or Tifa (the precon ones)?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:09:48 AM No.95879598
>>95878349
Kuja is secretly a cheerios deck right?
Replies: >>95879615
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:10:07 AM No.95879602
>>95879497
>>95879521
Swordbro defense squad lmao
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:12:19 AM No.95879615
>>95879598
What does cheerios mean?
Replies: >>95879863
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:13:59 AM No.95879626
50f6e8d2a600726273c5dda7413f8969_863444060622859330
50f6e8d2a600726273c5dda7413f8969_863444060622859330
md5: 39a26a60a52ed0dcb1b11b9e411c9df6๐Ÿ”
>>95876058
>>95876719
>>95876833
>a proxychad has already played his first 10 games
>btw all limited to my isolated island of friends
>playing with other people outside? i have to take a bath to do that?!
first things first if you're not proxying cedh you're a fool
second people buy real cards so that we can play with people outside, and actually show off the cloud strife edh deck with confidence (and not be a poorfag/deceive other people), because why bling your deck if it isn't the legit thing? just make your own custom cards at that point, but then again no one wants to laugh at you, so you are paradoxically shitting on casual players (the ones you need to buy cards) so that wotc can create new cards for you to proxy
>>95877120
this guy at least is honest enough to admit that he only plays his proxy decks with his friends, because that's all your proxy decks will ever amount to lmao
>>95873945
this shop is stupid as it only allows whales to up the ante even more, for those that can't hear at the back, proxying that's not cedh is a fool's errand
Replies: >>95879702
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:15:13 AM No.95879636
Its midnight, time to sleeve up a deck
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:17:24 AM No.95879649
dreadleader skeleton
dreadleader skeleton
md5: 21888ca0e3be9f3f1db2146f9bd9387a๐Ÿ”
>had to remind friend of at least 5 ETB lifegain triggers and 3+ card draw triggers he forgot about during a single game
>he pretended to forget because he removed my entire board and clearly felt bad for me, but I didn't let him pity me
if I die, I die.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:17:32 AM No.95879651
1748984249223624_thumb.jpg
1748984249223624_thumb.jpg
md5: e5027e9bd4a0f24b9e97126d042ba9dc๐Ÿ”
>anti-proxyfags
Replies: >>95879675
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:19:04 AM No.95879656
1742219441579134
1742219441579134
md5: 454fda68657325cbbf8cfcb993c79b46๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>95880460
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:21:28 AM No.95879675
1713712890096207
1713712890096207
md5: 70dda4f43b35e9cc1f65e9858955877d๐Ÿ”
>>95879651
>proxyfags are intellectually so weak they passive-agressive refuse to even give a (You)
Replies: >>95879723
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:22:58 AM No.95879683
file
file
md5: 0ca941addb49a0b135facb563464b30a๐Ÿ”
I wish this didn't cost so much, it would be fun in teysa
Replies: >>95882725
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:24:14 AM No.95879689
IMG_9955
IMG_9955
md5: 2ae50465e0385af70e034b78d98d7921๐Ÿ”
Is there any commander deck worth building around this shit?
Replies: >>95879698 >>95879757 >>95879764
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:24:40 AM No.95879695
I came to the game night to play magic so why wouldn't I want to make the games last as long as possible?
Replies: >>95879705
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:25:15 AM No.95879698
acererak
acererak
md5: 04bebc24f8453bc45aa022c6523290da๐Ÿ”
>>95879689
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:25:58 AM No.95879702
Mr. Bones Wild Rider
Mr. Bones Wild Rider
md5: 0d4b0547e2d3781e736179b2446ea6a4๐Ÿ”
>>95879626
>first things first if you're not proxying cedh you're a fool
not my problem
>just make your own custom cards at that point
I do, and I play them at my LGS. I simply asked if it's opay, we played some games, and they immediately allowed it, no questions asked.
>shitting on casual players
there are a enough stories about paypigs shitting on casuals with their expensive decks. even ITT. so don't come at me with you fake outrage about proxychads just shitting on everyone. it's always the same old story of "hurr durr you're poor, only me, a smart paypig, is allowed to play a several $20 cards in a deck"
>so that wotc can create new cards for you to proxy
it's a pretty good feeling, I tell you that
Replies: >>95879747
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:26:41 AM No.95879705
>>95879695
because we need to get out of here asap
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/16/2025, 1:28:25 AM No.95879717
1750030046627823971440769353507
1750030046627823971440769353507
md5: fc4cb4344d098fd207dd7ba95ab48b4d๐Ÿ”
Just finished opening all of my boxes
Here's the mythics
I will be building Mono-White Cloud in the near future and start Kuja later too
Replies: >>95880020
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:30:12 AM No.95879723
>>95879675
mindbroken by proxy
Replies: >>95879747
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:35:15 AM No.95879747
nt80m88qhe0f1
nt80m88qhe0f1
md5: e1098928b7b525d622f8e03557f771d7๐Ÿ”
>>95879702
>I do, and I play them at my LGS.
ofc they'll say it's ok, it's a "casual game" after all, they probably will even allow scribbling over basic lands for proxies, which makes you wonder why people even go through the effort of making their proxies "presentable"
>nah bro printer is cheap
so too do some people think about real cards, funny that
>there are enough stories about paypigs shitting on casuals with their expensive decks
and you think there aren't stories of people entering a casual pod "to playtest a proxied deck" and then killing the table with cedh glarb? it goes both ways
>it's always the same old story of "hurr durr you're poor, only me, a smart paypig, is allowed to play a several $20 cards in a deck
no one is taking away your proxy games with your friends bro, just stay in your basement, because you know deep in your black heart that normalizing proxying in actual events can't be sustainable, nothing will change the fact that mtg has always and will always be a luxury hobby using cardboard
>>95873945
thia is one of the instances when you have to draw the line, imagine not punishing a retard like that
>so that wotc can create new cards for you to proxy
>it's a pretty good feeling, I tell you that
i like it too that people pay taxes up the nose to finance my healthcare so i can continue eating like a slob, i wonder why people don't like that though lol
>>95879723
>mindbroken by proxy
uh, poorfag? lol
Replies: >>95879754 >>95879793 >>95879801 >>95879862
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:36:53 AM No.95879754
1692645661744454
1692645661744454
md5: 51d31ce7ec228d26682dbe38000596a2๐Ÿ”
>>95879747
Replies: >>95879762
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:37:26 AM No.95879757
>>95879689
Sefris and cycling, or the "draw a card, discard a card" effects. Then include all the Astral Slide stuff and mass flicker since a lot of venture triggers are ETC
Replies: >>95879764
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:37:46 AM No.95879759
>>95878439
>>95879057
only chaining turns is not allowed
chaining combats however is bracket 1
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:38:36 AM No.95879762
493574a0-island-733x1024
493574a0-island-733x1024
md5: 56e0ac0958fbc9c70fc2349b640691ac๐Ÿ”
>>95879754
the fact that wotc released something like this proves that you can't help but read and that you're just assblasted kekaroo
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:38:51 AM No.95879764
>>95879757
>>95879689
fucking whoops ETC = ETB
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:42:52 AM No.95879792
I will pay max 5 bucks for a piece of cardboard if the piece happens to be strong in the game or actually rare

Anything above that is genuinely a waste of money and i will proxy
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:42:55 AM No.95879793
>>95879747
>uh, poorfag? lol
rich people don't play mtg
Replies: >>95879802
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:44:54 AM No.95879801
>>95879747
>you're poor if you don't spend a lot of money of pieces of paper with drawings on it
Rich people didn't get rich by buying useless shit
Replies: >>95879817
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:45:28 AM No.95879802
>>95879793
>rich people don't play mtg
sir the mtg demographic is overwhelmingly white single male liberals
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:48:33 AM No.95879817
>>95879801
the fact that rich people CAN buy overpriced useless shit and poor people can't is the point though
Replies: >>95879825
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:50:39 AM No.95879825
>>95879817
they won't though because that's not a smart investment
bro, it's clear you're a broke nigga
even your standards are poor as fuck
Replies: >>95879841 >>95879845
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:52:53 AM No.95879837
I've spent like $500 this year on various tcgs so that i keep the gibs center off my ass since i don't spend any money otherwise
I don't want or need anything
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:54:28 AM No.95879841
123123075357
123123075357
md5: 268235af0649e3e80b618ca9e86fa8a4๐Ÿ”
>>95879825
>rich people can't buy useless shit
Replies: >>95879867
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:55:58 AM No.95879845
rau-le-creuset-providence-gundam
rau-le-creuset-providence-gundam
md5: 11b56c7bce8bbdc0060d8e7559b57b34๐Ÿ”
>>95879825
>they won't though because that's not a smart investment
imagine a poorfag like you telling rich people what they can or can't buy with the money they got from rentals or the stock market
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:57:23 AM No.95879847
1625737929840
1625737929840
md5: d12af8ac458587fd905c00617a85725a๐Ÿ”
>>95878237
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:00:37 AM No.95879859
>Be rich
>buy useless shit that won't make any returns
>"y-y-y-yeah but im rich so i can buy it see the banana on the wall in the fine arts that they will donate to a museum to get tax cuts when the price increases"
niggas really thinking multimillionaires with money to actually throw away are that common

rich people would proxy
Replies: >>95879886 >>95879894 >>95879898
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:01:15 AM No.95879862
>>95879747
I have never been to an event that bans proxies.
Replies: >>95879877
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:01:19 AM No.95879863
>>95879615
'cheerios' is a deck in certain formats that wants to spew 0 cost artifacts* that have various effects, usually that require tap and sacrificeโ€ .
they usually have OK effects that you're using for a reason, some draw cards, some mildly annoy your opponentโ€ก, some might just tap for mana. but also just having a bunch of artifacts turns on a bunch of effects, metalcraft especially.
sometimes this deck is called 'eggs', but that implies it's a little slower than all 0 costs. there's a further variation on the deck that plays cards like Second Sunrise and similar cards to get all your artifacts back and crack them again, this specific variation is called 'second breakfast'.
here anon is saying that kuja might just be a deck of all cheerios/eggs to trigger all your guttersnipes and also get value when you actually want to use the effect.

*the 0 is the cheerio, like the cereal.
โ€ sacrificing something for an effect is sometimes called 'cracking' it, this will be another joke in a second.
โ€กthe deck takes really long turns so it always annoys your opponent
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:02:27 AM No.95879867
>>95879841
Oh yeah Thor ate that
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:05:12 AM No.95879877
>>95879862
>I have never been to an event that bans proxies.
tell me where this event is so i can crash the party with cedh full proxy blue farm
Replies: >>95879882 >>95879918
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:06:02 AM No.95879882
>>95879877
Pretty much the entire Orange County area.
Replies: >>95879902
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:06:35 AM No.95879886
>>95879859
rich people buy expensive cars they barely drive all the time
Replies: >>95882728
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:07:26 AM No.95879892
324908302
324908302
md5: ecdcc9a2ce997c5f4c5af4a02625870b๐Ÿ”
Thank god there's an alternative token for this horrible thing now.
Replies: >>95879953
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:08:24 AM No.95879894
>>95879859
>can't even give me a (You) now because he's so assblasted
rich people are filthy mtg casuals (since they're so busy being rich, as you argued earlier), so if anything they will absolutely buy the useless cardboard, because what the hell else are they going to spend their green paper for kekaroo
Replies: >>95879928
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:09:15 AM No.95879896
>stores caring about proxies
So they are just not selling things?
Replies: >>95879902 >>95879938
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:09:44 AM No.95879898
>>95879859
but Magic cards do generally appreciate in value
Replies: >>95879928
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:10:35 AM No.95879902
>>95879882
>ofc it's california
great
time for me to abuse the fucking system because they ask for it, like californians do with everything else LOL
>>95879896
they're californians, what do you expect
Replies: >>95879908
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:12:32 AM No.95879908
>>95879902
I don't think you understand. You seem to think shops stop people from playing proxies. Which means they must just be standing around watching games. So the shop is either not selling product to customers or paying a wage to a guy to just stand around watching.
Replies: >>95879909 >>95879917
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:13:05 AM No.95879909
>>95879908
what the hell are you talking about
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:14:11 AM No.95879917
>>95879908
you can absolutely play proxies "for fun" while standing around at a game store
it's when the game store hosts an event and people don't bother buying the newest commander masters that's rotting on the shelf with the latest broken shit because people proxied it already is the problem
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:15:03 AM No.95879918
fat
fat
md5: b6b5fb3dcd8ac5242d7fb5fb3a4652d3๐Ÿ”
>>95879877
cedh is the most proxied format at in the entire game because it isn't supported by wotc.
Replies: >>95879924 >>95879944
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:16:14 AM No.95879924
>>95879918
>ah so it's cedh after all
i absolutely approve of 100% cedh proxies
anything else is a ticking time bomb of escalation waiting to happen, making your proxy pod in actuality a cedh pod living in denial
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:16:24 AM No.95879925
file
file
md5: 508caaa50ad10aa803f2746567ae2f2a๐Ÿ”
How do I build around this bad boy? I always wanted a dwarf commander.
Replies: >>95879944 >>95879980
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:16:41 AM No.95879928
>>95879894
>what the hell are they going to spend their green
cocaine, hookers and buying shit that makes them more money
>>95879898
for the amount of time and effort and logistics you need to invest to turn a profit, it's not worth it
>but you could buy a super awesome card and resell it in 50 years
by that time you would have already made way more money than what the card would be valued at
And who's going to buy it? If there is no demand, no one is going to spend money on it, except a rich collector, if you ever find one

Who do you think is going to buy the 1/1 ring from Post Malone besides some multimillionaire who is genuinely obsessed with Lotr?
Replies: >>95879933 >>95880032
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:17:46 AM No.95879933
>>95879928
>rich people spend their money on cocaine!
>but no, rich people don't spend their money on cardboard crack
the absolute hilarity of this liberal whitey
Replies: >>95879943
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:18:28 AM No.95879938
>>95879896
Lot of stores just don't sell singles anymore. They can't stock the variety necessary to cater to EDH players and they're just going to buy online anyway since they don't need their singles day-of for FNM,
Replies: >>95879977
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:19:16 AM No.95879943
>>95879933
>he doesn't know what cocaine and hookers means
this isn't the gotcha you think it is, pleb
Replies: >>95879963
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/16/2025, 2:19:17 AM No.95879944
>>95879918
Look at that fucking CREATURE
>>95879925
Go to scryfall, go to ci:boros and t:dwarf and pick ones you like
and then look for cards that mention dwarves
and GO FORTH
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:20:19 AM No.95879953
>>95879892
Maybe UB slop isn't so bad after all....
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:21:42 AM No.95879963
1741385054059714
1741385054059714
md5: 0f56d0ca5161a2ac6ba77e312aff6323๐Ÿ”
>>95879943
>this isn't a gotcha because i said so
>words don't mean what they mean because i'm a lib whitey like the anon correctly deduced
roru rumao
sure have the last word on this since you're so pathetic KEK
Replies: >>95880010 >>95880030
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:24:40 AM No.95879977
>>95879938
>still not answering how game stores keep afloat despite wotc screwing them over
It's boxes of cardboard and food btw
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:24:42 AM No.95879978
>>95873945
This illustrates why I like the way my LGS does things. Itโ€™s $5 entry per week with self-selected categories of Causal/Advanced/Cedh everyone gets a little vote card and you pick a person per pod for play of the game and one for sportsmanship. For the 5th week those are all tallied up and they give a pack to everyone who attended all the weeks and prizes to the top 3 of the respective POTG and Sportsmanship, prizes go from things like nice deck boxes and assorted accessories and the winner gets a bundle. Everyone is also in the draw for a collector booster each week.

We do get the occasional bad actor, but a lot of stuff gets ruled 0โ€™d before making the pods just from the format and knowing the composition lets the store shunt the power gamers to the high-power pods
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:25:13 AM No.95879980
>>95879925
This is a poop doodoo card btw
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:30:21 AM No.95880010
>>95879963
>filtered this hard it broke him
go be a faggot somewhere else, bucko
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:32:18 AM No.95880020
>>95879717
>Kuja
>Cloud
anything else from this set you're gonna build?
Replies: >>95880235
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:34:03 AM No.95880030
Bejita (2)
Bejita (2)
md5: 0fd9eaedb530a10887c21cab479d8e8f๐Ÿ”
>>95879963
>he fled
kekaroo!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:34:31 AM No.95880032
>>95879928
Wouldnt the fact that rich collectors exist undermine your (weird) argument that rich people dont buy useless shit?
For you to collect stuff that means you dont sell that stuff, doesnt matter if that iron man statue costs millions if you dont actually sell it
Replies: >>95880062
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:35:01 AM No.95880035
images (3) (27)
images (3) (27)
md5: 9e575af149fc2299df42c0cd9b484da2๐Ÿ”
Does anything go infinite with pic rel?
Replies: >>95880040 >>95880210 >>95880269
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:36:19 AM No.95880040
>>95880035
Outside of sword of the meek
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:39:04 AM No.95880051
cute thinking cat
cute thinking cat
md5: b716018634b0ca7a81abdd5784f43a74๐Ÿ”
It's weird to me that Final Fantasy is what forced wizards to finally put partner commanders on Arena. It wasn't any UW stuff it's UB.
Replies: >>95880485
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:41:56 AM No.95880062
>>95880032
There is no argument to be made, you fags are just retarded and know less than shit and believe cardboard is actually a genuine investment

No, nigga, i ain't buying your sealed boxes of arabian nights for 50k, which would just come with some paperwork so i dont get fucked by the IRS
i'll just proxy that shit

And no rich people don't swim in gold coins you fucking mongrel
Replies: >>95880070
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:44:01 AM No.95880070
>>95880062
I never said mtg cards are investments though
Just weird for some guy to say rich people dont buy useless things
If rich people were always rational then maybe more people wouldnt hate them is all
Replies: >>95880098
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:49:49 AM No.95880098
>>95880070
Millionaires that have millions to waste are not that common and they don't mingle with fags like you, you dickless transvestite

You are making the argument that every multimillionaire would have the same exact interests and lack of impulse control as your broke as, because you're fucking retarded
Replies: >>95880105 >>95880202
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:51:42 AM No.95880105
>>95880098
if rich people always did the rational thing and are above the "interests and lack of impulse control" of us meager plebs then why does half the usa hate them again?
Replies: >>95880133
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:56:51 AM No.95880133
>>95880105
>if thing is true how do you explain my feelings?
man, coomander players really are fucking retarded
Replies: >>95880142
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:57:20 AM No.95880137
1677254796013313
1677254796013313
md5: 2121dacbc450eaf4bfd3655b5f565a8c๐Ÿ”
>>95877023
I found them!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:58:12 AM No.95880142
>>95880133
man i wish i had X dollars in my bank account, where X is the amount needed to achieve enlightenment and the next evolution of humanity
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:02:58 AM No.95880168
if anti-proxyist are like this i think i'm going to start proxing hard
Replies: >>95880171 >>95880182
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:03:22 AM No.95880171
>>95880168
based
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:04:49 AM No.95880180
debris beetle
debris beetle
md5: 7f0dedba7edb94ccf3b0a364971d8393๐Ÿ”
How and why is this a vehicle? Is it just a fucking rock? How does that gain you life?
Replies: >>95880183 >>95880205
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:05:49 AM No.95880182
>>95880168
Same with yesterday. I'm now a monarchist.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:06:15 AM No.95880183
inv-229-armadillo-cloak
inv-229-armadillo-cloak
md5: c1601b6bcb8b4c20b72042f50e3323a2๐Ÿ”
>>95880180
hi newbie
Replies: >>95880204
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:09:31 AM No.95880202
hqdefault
hqdefault
md5: dfcfa1dfaba8879a89477c06c8bbb842๐Ÿ”
>>95880098
>from "people buying real cards don't make them superior"
>into "rich people are automatically superior"
god forbid you find out how many rich people become rich in the first place
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:09:55 AM No.95880204
>>95880183
That's not a vehicle
Replies: >>95880207
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:09:58 AM No.95880205
>>95880180
It's a vehicle given that there's a guy riding on top of the ball and there was a faction of bug people so into racing they turn into vehicles at some point in their lives.
It's a ball of debris, with reference to dung beetles.
How exactly it gains life, I'm less sure on, but I'd say it's something along the lines of rolling over the opponents' stuff and collecting it in the ball of debris. Though that makes more sense for an exile until removed effect.
Replies: >>95880236
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:10:37 AM No.95880207
>>95880204
and?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:11:09 AM No.95880210
>>95880035
kek
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:11:23 AM No.95880213
>Enchantment - Equipment
>Enchantment - Vehicle
>Artifact - Aura
Which is more likely to become a Thing?
Replies: >>95880497 >>95880508
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:13:28 AM No.95880226
1654151651635
1654151651635
md5: 0bb912b283552d88b0ebaf6e69960bb1๐Ÿ”
Here are the pros and cons of using proxies
pros
>access to any card you want without giving money to some scalpers or investment tards
>doesn't gatekeep anyone from joining the game
>some cards are really just not worth the pricet ag on the sec market
>fucks over scalpers, hoarders and speculators
>everybody can have fun
>you can make proxies with custom pictures
>you can make proxies and rebalance cards
>anyone who wants to force you to use "real" cards is either a wotc employee or a scalper so you already have filtered them out
>you don't give wotc any money for their shit game design and pandering to the homosexuals

Cons
>none


Proxying is your god given duty, Anon.
Replies: >>95880235 >>95880246 >>95880248 >>95880283 >>95880424 >>95881019 >>95881960
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6
6/16/2025, 3:15:06 AM No.95880235
>>95880020
There's a lot of cards in this set I'm excited to try my hand at. Celes, Choco, Vivi, Kefka, Vincent, Sephiroth, Jenova, Golbez (finished), etc. I had a blast opening up my packs, now I just gotta settle on what I wanna make.
>>95880226
extreme cringe
Replies: >>95880320
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:15:07 AM No.95880236
>>95880205
In Egypt dung beetles are associated with regeneration, rebirth and the rising sun.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:16:04 AM No.95880246
>>95880226
Funnily enough you make the same argument for wotc using ai art but some dumb overpriced artist has to be fed and mtg players are overwhemingly anti ai art lol
Replies: >>95880286
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:16:48 AM No.95880248
>>95880226
I only proxy UB slop.
Replies: >>95880286
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:21:06 AM No.95880269
>>95880035
I completely forgot this existed and Iโ€™m convinced they did this instead of a Collected Company reprint because of what happened at that time in Modern. Or WotC forgot Collected Company existed
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:22:05 AM No.95880278
E03010EA0FEF4EF6024240ECF022042BF2F407078E6441B06343C574D18051C6.webp
I finally managed to get my hands on a foil borderless Terra, Magical Adept, and I'm going to go all-in trying to break her.
I've been seeing talk about her being a Food Chain commander, but I'm too stupid to see the line, since she doesn't reduce her cost, or gain more fodder like a Prossh

I'm guessing it's a case of hard mulligan to hit the Squee/FC, and the means to search out the other part, then you just spend all the mana self-milling yourself with her ETB to hit the breach line?
Replies: >>95880342 >>95880472
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:23:04 AM No.95880283
>>95880226
based
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:23:40 AM No.95880286
prm-72283-liliana-dreadhorde-general
prm-72283-liliana-dreadhorde-general
md5: c949f4c533dbfa6012a06c96dcff72a2๐Ÿ”
>>95880248
Based, i'm also proxying this liliana because fuck em
>>95880246
You really believe i'm one of your discord friends
Maybe you kind of deserve the ai slop, you cum gobbler
kill yourself already
Replies: >>95880301
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:26:11 AM No.95880301
>>95880286
>fuck game designers we make our own cards now
>but who will think of the overpriced starving artists?!
Uh oh looka like someone's logic wasnt as airtight as they thought!
Replies: >>95880308
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:27:37 AM No.95880308
>>95880301
nigga your dad ain't coming back
give it a rest with your schizophrenic illiteracy
Replies: >>95880316
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:28:54 AM No.95880316
>>95880308
Kekaroo proxyfag melty
Concession accepted
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:30:09 AM No.95880320
>>95880235
extreme cringe
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:36:03 AM No.95880342
>>95880278
I've never been sure really how Food Chain commanders work.
I know you can get infinite mana from Terra if you can find one of the ways to get more counters on her saga side when it enters or to give it read ahead plus a haste enabler. Or any enchantment to copy the back without the copy being legendary so that it can copy the copy and keep getting the mana. Though you do have to have the mana to transform it on hand in any case.
Replies: >>95880459
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:43:59 AM No.95880376
>>95876264
Nothing printed in Time Spiral Block was a mistake.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:46:40 AM No.95880391
savage3
savage3
md5: dc28931b18c85125778a4396decbbfc2๐Ÿ”
>>95876409
It'd have to be WWE. Macho Man, Triple H and Undertaker definitely get cards. But there's no way WOTC would ever cross those streams.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:49:03 AM No.95880397
fic-220-celes-rune-knight
fic-220-celes-rune-knight
md5: e09d4e06247c2188b7bcd72c63a8d9ce๐Ÿ”
>>95876656
I don't know how anybody would prefer generic anime art to generic fantasy art.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:51:37 AM No.95880411
m13-215-ring-of-xathrid
m13-215-ring-of-xathrid
md5: 7b27d08c49e1dd7fdef8637d4d971ec8๐Ÿ”
>>95877015
Give it Ring of Xathrid and/or Ring of Kalonia.
Replies: >>95880490
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:54:41 AM No.95880424
1633045633503
1633045633503
md5: 2c5d67fe662c513cf9b09c89bc80b1c3๐Ÿ”
>>95880226
Truth nuke
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:00:54 AM No.95880452
mrd-219-nightmare-lash
mrd-219-nightmare-lash
md5: bafee4d16e9de7e4b366b71cc7255fea๐Ÿ”
>>95879064
Lashwrithe? Nightmare Lash?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:02:05 AM No.95880459
>>95880342
The back side of Terra is irrelevant for Food Chain/cedh purposes. You get the infinite mana through Squee, recast Terra until your deck is milled out, recur Thoracle, and cast it to win.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:02:20 AM No.95880460
>>95879656
Bitch got what she deserved
Replies: >>95880473
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:03:08 AM No.95880463
TheEmperorOfPalamecia484__48720
TheEmperorOfPalamecia484__48720
md5: 26f1481be509e25e1f53813534d2c753๐Ÿ”
any good counter generators in izzet?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:05:32 AM No.95880472
>>95880278
>got my hands on a foil borderless Terra, Magical Adept
Based Terra lover, been thinking of getting a copy of her Amano art myself for my Summon Saga list. Also reminder that since sheโ€™s 5 colors you have access to all tutors, especially if youโ€™re going all out.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:05:47 AM No.95880473
>>95880460
vampire hands typed this post
Replies: >>95880511
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:09:32 AM No.95880485
>>95880051
That's called an indictment.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:11:15 AM No.95880490
>>95877175
>>95880411
Thanks bros
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:12:33 AM No.95880497
>>95880213
I'd say they're in order of most to least likely.
Replies: >>95880508
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:15:45 AM No.95880508
>>95880213
>>95880497
It's funny because the first two are *almost* a thing, since they already exist but in DFC form
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:16:06 AM No.95880511
053
053
md5: a500bcf2d0996d726253917e9cbc767d๐Ÿ”
>>95880473
You got me
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:16:25 AM No.95880514
1722196911611536
1722196911611536
md5: bc232942fb2e896fe1471d77b1901ea9๐Ÿ”
>playing 5 mana three color commander
>hit exactly zero of my ramp spells
>board wipe comes down the turn after I cast him
Replies: >>95880524 >>95880553
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:18:46 AM No.95880524
>>95880514
>playing 4 mana monored commander
>everything got wiped a few turns ago and I'm stuck at 5 lands
>chaos warp an equipment that isn't helpful right now
>mountain
I love gambling
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:24:58 AM No.95880553
>>95880514
>plays a five+ mana commander
>doesn't always board wipe the turn before playing it
You could have prevented it.
Replies: >>95880588
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:30:40 AM No.95880588
>>95880553
I main 7 board wipes for this reason
Replies: >>95880603
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:33:11 AM No.95880601
1539387838937
1539387838937
md5: b04475cb4beacf80c86a13f331f78267๐Ÿ”
>>95873945
>tfw my LGS is just "Pay $5 to sit down for the entire night, play as many games as you want until closing, and the closest thing to prize support is them doing a die roll for each table with the highest roll getting a free pack of the current set

I pity those who have to deal with Commander Leagues or bracket separation or LGS-based ban lists or the like.
Replies: >>95880883 >>95881875
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:33:35 AM No.95880603
>>95880588
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump them up
Replies: >>95880645
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:44:01 AM No.95880645
>>95880603
I like to win games with an infinite combo right after wiping though, i dont make people suffer needlessly
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:24:16 AM No.95880792
As far as hobbies go, even a lot of tabletop hobbies, magic honestly isn't that expensive. Hell even a $10k cedh or legacy deck isn't that bad compared to some of my other hobbies.
Replies: >>95880797 >>95881031 >>95881201 >>95881228
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:25:47 AM No.95880797
>>95880792
do you periodically buy lathes or something?
Replies: >>95880814
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:30:30 AM No.95880814
>>95880797
Like for woodworking? I have a small woodshop but nothing major, maybe a few grand in tools and wood from past projects. Fishing eats up a good chunk between the gear, license, gas, boat. A buddy got into Warhammer and I know they also have the proxy debate. Disc golf isn't that expensive but kitting your bag with 25ish $20-30 disc's and a $200 bag adds up. Video games can be fairly expensive depending on what you're on even
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:49:48 AM No.95880883
>>95880601
>tfw your LGS has no entry fee for commander night
>just signing you into the event enters you for a door prize (a couple play boosters of recent sets)
>players self-select their pods based on friendships and deck power levels
>brackets are typically mentioned but not enforced in any way
About as cozy as LGS EDH can get desu
Replies: >>95880893 >>95880900 >>95880996 >>95881092 >>95881143
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:50:07 AM No.95880884
1394672087730
1394672087730
md5: d2ebed772d9db97b03f8c9cd95da092a๐Ÿ”
>go through my deck in between games
>realize there's only 33 lands in the deck
>don't remember taking any out
Replies: >>95880902 >>95880931
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:52:59 AM No.95880893
>>95880883
Most places are like this minus the door prize.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:54:21 AM No.95880900
>>95880883
Every place is like this except no door prize
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:54:48 AM No.95880902
3fc
3fc
md5: b9a7339e19766dd4469be63e2f6bf01e๐Ÿ”
>>95880884
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:58:11 AM No.95880931
keej
keej
md5: 0b4a3194402a88b04d05758caa2f2ebc๐Ÿ”
>>95880884
>really disapointed I had to cut those three pet cards
>count deck
>96 cards
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:58:27 AM No.95880934
on7gkhkhvrb71
on7gkhkhvrb71
md5: 7d062dd75503470805dbff7752f8aa60๐Ÿ”
>upgrade Yshtola
>don't go crazy with upgrades just cut the shitty stuff and spells under 3CMC
>add a bunch of *does damage* enchants in that draw me cards
>almost end up decking myself out
>burn entire table with Sanguine Bond and Enduring Tenacity
She's fun but my loyalties still remain to Garnet
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:04:37 AM No.95880961
>$6 buy in. You get a pack from an older set with entry
>LGS arranges pods for round 1
>pod winner gets a pack from current sets
>LGS arranges pods for round 2 with pod winners from r1 playing each other
>r2 pod winners get another current set pack
>entry is free with 25 reward points where 1 point is $1 spent.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:06:41 AM No.95880970
Bring back ante
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:11:12 AM No.95880996
>>95880883
>brackets are typically mentioned but not enforced in any way
Ah, to live in a high trust community
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:17:27 AM No.95881019
dft-115-burnout-bashtronaut
dft-115-burnout-bashtronaut
md5: 669a9fac8e82e3b6d248233c10df9ca7๐Ÿ”
>>95880226
>so trvthpilled it triggered the tripfag

antiproxysisters our response?
Replies: >>95881025
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:18:43 AM No.95881025
>>95881019
>antiproxysisters our response?
Notice how proxyfags get real quiet when you use their exact same points to argue for ai art lmao
Replies: >>95881278
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:19:42 AM No.95881031
>>95880792
What the fuck? That's absurdly expensive for most hobbies, including tabletop. Are all whales this unaware?
Replies: >>95881066 >>95881124 >>95881132
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:29:38 AM No.95881066
>>95881031
What hobbies do you have that don't add up to thousands after a few years?
Replies: >>95881215
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:31:43 AM No.95881075
Bake
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:36:12 AM No.95881092
>>95880883
My lgs is like this, occasionally with a door prize.
They also do draft for 15 (FF is 21) with prize support and generally sell stuff for msrp unless it will obviously cause them trouble (someone buying a precon and turning around and selling them singles), but I think that's because they also sell comics, books, manga, gunpla, records, board games, warhammer, d&d and accoutrements. And food. So they're not hurting as much from terrible mtg margins.
I kinda wonder if it's just mtg or if other hasbro stuff also has awful margins.
Replies: >>95881161
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:44:41 AM No.95881124
>>95881031
Man you want to see expensive hobbies try looking at music shit some time. Ever since Covid hit everything sky rocketed in price.
Replies: >>95881129
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:45:28 AM No.95881129
>>95881124
Graphics card prices still suck
Replies: >>95881149
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:45:52 AM No.95881132
>>95881031
You already out yourself as not liking anime due to not knowing how expensive gacha games can get
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:48:37 AM No.95881143
>>95880883
100% fake story
>ya my lgs just gives out hundreds of dollars every night of stock they've purchased!
Replies: >>95881392
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:50:23 AM No.95881149
>>95881129
Everything electronic basically. Some โ€˜convenientโ€™ semi-conductor factory fires during that time too.
Replies: >>95881158
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:52:14 AM No.95881158
>>95881149
Lots of "convenient" things happened that year
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:52:57 AM No.95881161
>>95881092
Given other Hasbro stuff loses the company money and WotC are the only thing making them money, I think they donโ€™t care about the other margins at this point. As for LGS, mine is somewhat similar minus the comics, manga, and Warhammer (do records though and have gotten a few as gifts for people). Main thing Iโ€™ve noticed they do differently is you can usually buy most cards for 10% less than the average price and will pay anywhere between 10% to 20% more for chase cards, particularly from newer sets and during pre-releases, but they also charge more than average for those too. E.g. for FF pre-release I snagged a second Cloud, Midgar mercenary for $27 dollarydoos (in addition to my pre-release promo one), but they were selling the full-art foil Vivi someone sold them the previous day for near $500 and a full-art Sephiroth Fabled SOLDIER for $250 (the one with the VII behind him). Went there a few days later and both were gone along with most of their other display FF singles. They also broke street date early and had sold out of all non-pre-release product (pre-release kits + 2 participation FF boosters) within a few days.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:03:21 AM No.95881201
greed-18730
greed-18730
md5: d596458e90611843eea63ac5c8ca2aee๐Ÿ”
>>95880792
the total cost i've spent on all of my hobbies combined doesn't even reach $7k, and apparently $10k on a single deck isn't expensive? the amount of cope you whales huff to justify your spending is genuinely insane.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:08:24 AM No.95881215
>>95881066
Not him but reading, playing instruments, editing videos, exercising, hiking, drawing, animal stuff, playing TCGs like a normal person, fishing, television. All cheaper.
Replies: >>95881246 >>95881350
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:12:12 AM No.95881228
>>95880792
A lot of those other hobbies are offering much more than curly cardboard. Rifle companies don't offer gun hobbyists completely fucked quality
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:15:39 AM No.95881240
>no one here knows whales in /vmg/ exist
Replies: >>95881254
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:18:24 AM No.95881246
>>95881215
Playing instruments gets super expensive, as can editing videos, animal stuff, and fishing.
>$3k+ for a decent guitar, plus Amp and pedals
>$5k on a nas and pc build to edit and store videos
>one horse
>Easy $30k on a boat
While you for sure can do most of these, magic included, for cheap, doing any of them high end or for an extended period of time can 100% get expensive as all getup
Replies: >>95881295 >>95881337
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:20:23 AM No.95881254
>>95881240
If you mean mobile games they're in fact worse than magic piggies. They're literally getting N O T H I N G for their money it's insane
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:25:07 AM No.95881278
>>95881025
>hehe im doing nothing but strawmen all the hnnng im so smart
Anybody can see antiproxytroons are just absolutely fucking low iq and almost shill like behavior

imagine doing that shit for free
Replies: >>95881315
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:28:27 AM No.95881295
>>95881246
>$3k+ for a decent guitar, plus Amp and pedals
Wrong and you dont need pedals.
>$5k on a nas and pc build to edit and store videos
Wrong.
>one horse
Get a cat.
>30k boat
You can buy a kayak for like $400

You dont need to spend like a pro when you're an amateur.
Replies: >>95881303
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:30:26 AM No.95881303
>>95881295
>You dont need to spend like a pro when you're an amateur.
woah ey you can't just give reasonable financial advice, think of the companies
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:34:39 AM No.95881315
>>95881278
>doesnt actually refute anything
Typical roru rumao
Imagine thinking drawing is still a livable profession in this day and age
Replies: >>95881359
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:40:01 AM No.95881337
>>95881246
Very larptastic
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:43:53 AM No.95881348
If I have an extra turn spell, and on that extra turn I coincidentally draw into another extra turn and use that, am I chaining extra turns? Is that a bracket 4 deck?
Replies: >>95881361
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:44:25 AM No.95881350
>>95881215
>Animal stuff
You've never paid a vet bill apparently.
Replies: >>95881357
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:45:42 AM No.95881357
>>95881350
Literally just got my cat dewormed, rabies shot, ear mites removed, and spayed for less than $300.
Replies: >>95881385
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:45:46 AM No.95881359
>>95881315
I don't even know what the fuck you are on about anymore
Turn yourself off already, bot
Replies: >>95881415
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:46:00 AM No.95881361
>>95881348
I wish gavin would put his foot down and say you cant chain 3 extra turns in a row because 3 is intuitively what most people will think of
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:52:52 AM No.95881378
>50+ cents for any alt art basic land
>15+ bucks for any fetch land
>5 bucks for a land with some utility
>just because wotc doesn't print more of that shit in precons because it would make grifters mad
proxying it is then
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:54:29 AM No.95881383
I found raised by giants in the bargain bin, next week will be my last Kotis run. After that it's Giant Gale.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:55:01 AM No.95881385
>>95881357
See you in 6 months.

The stupid thing is not paying money for your hobbies, it's going into threads for other hobbies and grousing over all the money you're not going to pay to participate.

Fucking thrilling discussion mate, maybe go have it elsewhere.
Replies: >>95881388
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:57:29 AM No.95881388
>>95881385
Do you think I came into the thread just to do that? I saw a stupid post and replied to it. You're free to shut the fuck up if this conversation upsets you.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:00:00 AM No.95881392
>>95881143
>a couple of play boosters are hundreds of dollars
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:08:02 AM No.95881415
>>95881359
>still not making any refutation
Proxyfags are all about making cards available for all but god forbid people make art available for all too kek
>ai art isnt real art!
Neither are your proxies and your custom cards LMAO
Replies: >>95881452 >>95881467
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:10:27 AM No.95881422
Post your anime proxies. I'll start.
Replies: >>95881435
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:15:44 AM No.95881435
>>95881422
Oh! Oh! Me next!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:25:57 AM No.95881452
>>95881415
>ARGUE ME WAAAAH
nah, you refute your own arguments and credibility by projecting, making strawmen and overall just attempting to provoke an emotional reaction
this relentless "baiting" only shows you're unironically butt blasting meltdown

Is this the reply you're expecting:
>nooooo you cant say that i hate you im crying aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ur wrong everyone hates youuuuuuuuu i concede pls lets be friend on discord where i send you pics of me crossdressing
?

Genuinely kill yourself already
Do it man
i really don't know what you want but i sure ain't paying more than 2 bucks on a paper rectangle
Replies: >>95881501
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:28:11 AM No.95881462
2 bucks is even 2 too much
if a game can't sustain itself unless it prices out players, then that means it's a bad game

Everyone is welcome to proxy their whole deck, it's not like it actually hurts my bottom line
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:31:27 AM No.95881467
>>95881415
Anyone that plays or makes proxies knows they're fake. You'd think ESLs like you would like proxies since they don't even print in your monkey tongue any more.
Replies: >>95881501
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:32:41 AM No.95881472
I might be imagining it, but isnโ€™t there a one mana instant blue spell that phases out a creature?
Replies: >>95881478
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:35:50 AM No.95881478
>>95881472
max image limit, can't paste the image in.
March of Swirling Mist
Sapphire Charm
Slip Out the Back - probably what you're thinking of.
Found it with this search:
t:instant ci=u o:phase manavalue=1
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:36:19 AM No.95881480
I can preorder both of the Edge of Eternities decks for the same price as buying a Final Fantasy bundle...
I was tempted by the full art foil legends in the bundle but, man...
Replies: >>95881489
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:37:19 AM No.95881482
If a kid could print out a deck and pilot it to victory, that means there is something wrong with the game

Soulless bug persons who spent ungodly amounts of money or their tier 5 decks will never admit to the game being bad because they need others to also spend ungodly amounts of money so they can have imaginary dick fights and feel valid about having spent so much money on useless pieces of cardboard
Replies: >>95881492 >>95881503
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:40:01 AM No.95881489
>>95881480
im gonna whale ooooo im gonna whale!!!!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:40:56 AM No.95881492
>>95881482
>If a kid could print out a deck and pilot it to victory, that means there is something wrong with the game
What?
Some concepts are just braindead to employ. Anyone with half a braincell can pick up something like Light-Paws and just nuke down a player at a time before someone can get an Edict or a boardwipe off.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:43:39 AM No.95881501
>>95881452
Holy melty kekaroo, i'm not whatever discord tranny you think of in your head but it's fun to see you unable to defend anything haha
>>95881467
Way to miss the point, as to be expected from proxyfags
If ai art fags are laughed out of the room for even insinuating their product is good enough for porn then proxyfags should also be laughed at for even daring to bring their creations out of their basement HAHAHA
Replies: >>95881507
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:43:52 AM No.95881503
>>95881482
Stop thinking about dicks so much.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:45:12 AM No.95881507
>>95881501
>If ai art fags are laughed out of the room for even insinuating their product is good enough for porn then proxyfags should also be laughed at
These have nothing to do with each other you third world retard.
Replies: >>95881556
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:46:18 AM No.95881510
>be me
>want to play bracket 5 decks for fun
>can't do that because i must own the cards or else some chinese paid poster will not stop seething about it
Anon really think that when we say proxies we mean that we actually try to fool people into thinking they're real cards

If that were the case i'd be making proxies of black lotuses, fetch lands, buster swords and whatever expensive cards and make a fucking killing
lmao these fucking "people"
Replies: >>95881520 >>95881578
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:47:37 AM No.95881516
>>95881513

NEW
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:47:59 AM No.95881520
>>95881510
>be me
jfc you cringe ass fucking boomer. it's not 2008 anymore holy fuck
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:59:31 AM No.95881556
>>95881507
>These have nothing to do with each other you third world retard.
But why not? Because you said so?
Proof next thread? KEK
Replies: >>95881644
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:07:55 AM No.95881578
>>95881510
>Anon really think that when we say proxies we mean that we actually try to fool people into thinking they're real cards
Yeah and imagine being respected for bringing a scribbled over island that says rhystic study
Proxyfags desperately want validation but are too low social iq enough to understand that proxying can never be mainstream
Replies: >>95881644
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:24:14 AM No.95881644
>>95881556
>>95881578
>so mad he's replying to the old thread
South American behavior
Replies: >>95881687
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:36:10 AM No.95881687
>>95881644
>so mad he replied to a reply on the old thread
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:50:18 AM No.95881727
>retarded iq: buying custom proxy
>low iq: writing on lands
>medium iq: printed proxy with custom art
>galaxy brain: printed sleeved proxy of most common easy to read printing
i donโ€™t care if people price but holey fuck at least make the card recognizable or at least readable.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:28:12 AM No.95881875
>>95880601
Stores where you have to pay a symbolic amount (or buy something) to stay are objectively superior. They usually have more room, more mentally stable people, and no scent issues.

The idea that an LGS should be free daycare as a loss leader is completely fucking delusional.
Replies: >>95883574
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:00:35 AM No.95881960
>>95880226
>doesn't gatekeep anyone from joining the game
>you can make proxies and rebalance cards
these are cons tho
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:58:57 PM No.95882725
>>95879683
But it only costs BW. Pretty cheap for two draw and life gain on a stick.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:00:19 PM No.95882728
>>95879886
The types of cars rich people buy can be resold at buy price or higher. They won't be spending money on shitty consumer cars that devalue in two years, anon.
Replies: >>95883585
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:43:19 PM No.95883302
Pets are not "hobbies"
Replies: >>95883569
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:45:06 PM No.95883569
>>95883302
What is the status of UBpiggies then?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:46:07 PM No.95883574
>>95881875
Iโ€™ve always maintained that I would much rather pay table rent than be overcharged on product
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:48:50 PM No.95883585
>>95882728
>he tried to sound rich without realising he sounds poor
Lmao
Luxury cars depreciate too anon. Itโ€™s a period measured in years rather than months, but they do. Rich people arent buying luxury cars as an investment, they almost never go up in value. Theyโ€™re buying them to collect.